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Thu December 02, 2021
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
CHP fires red turtle shells at aspiring YouTube star racing Go-Kart down Hollywood Freeway; "zero social media content is worth putting your life or others in danger"
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(Extra TV)
 
 
 
One of the last of the old Hollywood starlets, Arlene Dahl, takes her final curtain call at age 96
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Florida lizard stows away to a better life in the UK. This is not a holiday season allegory
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now you too can own a dive bar
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Wed December 01, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New study of COVID survivors finds more than half of those who recovered from severe cases died within a year
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Supreme Court Justice Sotomayor expertly exposes the BS in Mississippi's attempt to block a woman's right to choose to terminate a pregnancy
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Sometimes life seems like a movie, but that doesn't mean you should accept money that says 'motion picture use' on it
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Major life events like getting married, starting a new job, having a kid, etc. may affect your physical fitness and heart? Subby would argue but who has the time or energy left?
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Woman, four and a half months pregnant, rushes up to house, bangs on front door, awakens man inside, yelling: A) "You said you were sterile;" B) "Jesus is the Daddy;" or C) "Your house is on fire?". Sadly it's C but would have loved for it to be A or B
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you've been a little disappointed at Covid's apparent lack of effort vis-à-vis some of the higher profile anti-vaxxers and generally unpleasant people that have caught it; you should know the game's not over yet even for the "recovered"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
TFG tested positive for coronavirus and was symptomatic three days before a presidential debate with Joe Biden
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Armless teacher educates poor youth while inspiring China with his backstory and high-quality teaching. Since he has a right residual arm, he's mostly armless
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Finally, some good news emerges from the hellscape that we live in as Nicolas Cage is set to portray Dracula in an upcoming film
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Tue November 30, 2021
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
'Excuse me waiter, there's an Eminem in my KoRn video.'
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(Frederick News Post)
 
 
 
Today's MadLibs headline: "74-year-old cancer survivor who runs pot-bellied pig sanctuary sets Maryland powerlifting record"
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
The menu for a 5-course holiday brewmaster's dinner with a theme of the greatest Christmas movie of all time
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Some gaming person you've never heard of is leaving a streaming platform you don't watch for a different streaming platform that many other people don't watch
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
It's a new holiday special, Charlie Brown
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Is that you, Deer?
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Mon November 29, 2021
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
In other news now even robots are having more sex then you
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Fisticuff fracas takes the fun out of funeral
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dungeons & Dragons is actually valuable social therapy
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Hot new 'hitting mung' lifestyle trend of spacing out while staring at trees spreads from South Korea where its enjoyed in theaters or cafes that you pay to do it
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(GQ)
 
 
 
"Kanye West can't stop wearing his Balenciaga Crocs". GQ can't stop reporting on Kanye West. Subby can't stop submitting stupid articles to Fark. It's the circle of life
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan is engaged. It's not her fault you're like, in love with her, or something
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How dare they save lives 24 hours a day?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Billy Joel broke Taylor Swift's brain
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey on running for Texas governor: "No Way. No Way. No Way"
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Sun November 28, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vegan anti-vaxxer finally sees the error of his ways
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
William's health takes a turn for the worse, hits the checkered flag
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Encanto is #1 with a strong $28 million for a new animated film while Ghostbusters: Afterlife is #2 with $25 million. House of Gucci finds more than pocket change at #3 with $15 million while Resident Evil: Racoon City is DOA at #5 with $5 million
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Have we got enough popcorn popped for this?
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Sat November 27, 2021
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Kamala Harris bought a $375 pot while in Paris therefore Democrats are out-of-touch elitists and Trump is now reinstated as president for life
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"There's a little bit of a dark secret that astronomers have been keeping. We're not actually very good at finding planets." New telescope hopes to rectify that problem
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Spoiler: It was a real crocodile
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How many days after theoretical covid exposure should you take a rapid test? Asking for myself... because guess which variant came to Thanksgiving?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
She did it for the Lutz
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Fri November 26, 2021
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Old man visits high school alma mater, yells at clouds and teenagers: "I'm better than every instrumentalist, artist, no matter what art you do in this school, right now, I'm better than all of you"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"To make another person have a life, he's doing it for them. I think that's the ultimate way to go. That's a true hero"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When Arwen comes storming in, even Aragorn battens down the hatches
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
UK weather alert level raised from "Right, wot's all this then?" to "Cor, blimey"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
So who wants to invite this couple that just moved to America to Thanksgiving dinner? Apparently a lot of people
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Thu November 25, 2021
(Automotive News)
 
 
 
Toyota teams up with other Japanese automakers to fight Elon's oligarchic takeover of the auto industry, protect Tokyo from Mothra attacks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kevin Strickland was released from prison after 43 years and the State of Missouri won't pay him a dime for his convictions overturned. He's not going to be OK by any means, but people topped up his GoFundMe to almost $1 million
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Solid life tip every Farker can use
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bart the Bear II joins his legendary predecessor across the rainbow bridge
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman keeps being mistaken for a real life princess when she goes out in public
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Seriously, who wouldn't adopt this dog?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Man beats ARG, finds he prefers playing to winning
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Hawkeye: No longer the most boring Avenger
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
What is the world coming to when you can't even be a randy punter having sex in a beer garden? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
One marriage at a time
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(Some Messy Guy)
 
 
 
An app that organizes my life? Oh you sweet summer child. This thing would break into hysterical psychosis just by looking at all the stuff held up by my fridge magnets; never mind my desktop folders
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Chasing deputies with pitchforks is no way to go through life, Craig
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A Savage review of the prototype of Hasbro's upcoming crowdfunded Ghostbusters Afterlife Spengler Proton Pack. Finally, a Proton Pack you don't have to take out a third mortgage to get your hands on
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Wed November 24, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Man caught smuggling copies of Squid Game into North Korea gets red light
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The life of everyone on board depends on just one thing: someone who can fly this plane and who didn't have the pimento cheese sandwich for dinner
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Carjacker throws victim's phone out the window during getaway, but not before taking a selfie with it
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(Reddit)
 
 
 
The Long Goodbye
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(Variety)
 
 
 
The dumbest thing on General Hospital since the Mikkos weather machine just outed himself
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Acting like you're being sly and anonymous by buying burner phones with cash at the alleged direction of the Trump White House to communicate with The White House and Trump family during an insurrection is no way to go through life
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Tue November 23, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on NXT: Will Johnny Gargano find the way to get the N.A. title off Carmelo Hayes? Mandy faces Cora Jade, Indi & Persia take on the Mini-Ninjas, Adrian Chase offers more life lessons & Bron still can't do math. It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lights? Puddle of Mudd singer f*cking hates them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Do they call me McGregor the bridge builder? No
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(AP News)
 
 
 
U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service announces plans to protect freshwater map turtles, which have become threatened due to people's refusal to fold them correctly
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Daughter of Malcolm X found dead in NYC home
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Mon November 22, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Big, tough, strong former football player hesitated in getting vaccinated because he was "unsure of the vaccine." After being resuscitated, learning to stand, walk and use his right arm again, he hopes others listen to his story and get vaccinated
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(Pew Research)
 
 
 
🎵 Why are we here, what's life all about? 🎵 Is God really real, or is there some doubt? 🎵 Democrats and Republicans don't agree on much of the route 🎵 For finding the Meaning of Life 🎵
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
That's my purse I don't know you
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Console yourself that the super-rich are just as miserable as they seem on Succession
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Aaaaaannnnnnd...here come the giant, flesh eating ulcers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
These giant 'toothed' birds from your nightmares roamed Antarctica 40 to 50 million years ago. They were often found hanging out with woolly mammoth life partners and lived near garbage dumps inhabited by green hairy cavemen
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
There are 7 ways we're likely to first find life beyond Earth. No, chasing 'Oumuamua isn't one of them
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
There are 7 ways we're likely to first find life beyond Earth. No, chasing 'Oumuamua isn't one of them
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Come see the sillier side of Sears
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Neighbors stunned when 'good Christians' and upstanding pillars of the community arrested for literally locking up 12 of their kids in a home prison, for years
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Lifehacker wants to make your kids even more annoying than they already are
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(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
What happens when a 2,200 year old empire has a midlife crisis?
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Sun November 21, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
How to avoid taking your silver fox to the vet
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Gillian Anderson will continue her streak of playing larger-than-life white women of history by dumping her English accent to portray Eleanor Roosevelt
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Ghostbusters: Afterlife scared up $40 million at the box office, securing the #1 spot. Eternals slips to #2 with $10.8 million, Clifford the Big Red Dog seeing green at #3 with $8 million. Dune continues to kick sand at #5 with $3 million
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Subby doesn't have any plans, either, but somehow this is now considered news
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier: Let's check in on the illegal school and overcomplicate the teacher's life with divine intervention and cat toys
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
69 year old woman wakes up after 2 months in a coma, due to Covid. FARK...on the day the family was going to pull her life support
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Sat November 20, 2021
(YourTango)
 
 
 
Five reasons why you may still remain single include your incredibly poor looks, an uninteresting personality, and an inexplicable low level of self-esteem
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Transatlantic couple marry via Zoom despite having never met in real life. What could possibly go wrong?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This is Abraham. He used his Make-A-Wish to feed the homeless in his town. Be like Abraham
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I wanted to show that having a special needs pet can be a very magical and positive thing. It's really enlightening to take care of something else in your life other than you." Please welcome Sally the Mermaid Cat to Caturday
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds reveals his worst acting gig ever. Surprising, not the Pizza Place series
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
When life give you rocks, use them to feed the world
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Fri November 19, 2021
(Food Network)
 
 
 
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, a turkey in the oven, a cold glass of ranchnog in my hand. This is the good life
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Soy solo caminar hasta la cantina...Ayieee (Admin: "I am alone to walk until the bar". Sure, okay)
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
"It's a Wonderful Life" to be performed in the original Klingon. Every time a bell rings, a warrior gets his bat'leth
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(Pew Research)
 
 
 
What makes life meaningful? Here is what people in different countries say. Fark: The US was the only place where religion was in the top four responses
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(Pew Research)
 
 
 
What makes life meaningful? Here is what people in different countries say. Fark: The US was the only place where religion was in the top four responses
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Shouting "White power" and "Kill all the n-words" on a stage is no way to go through life, son (of the president of an Alabama school board)
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Hit-Monkey is the best Marvel show that you won't ever see on Disney Plus
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Life on Venus? Yeah, baby, she's got it
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Thu November 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man complains he's only known for his 13.5 inch penis as he shows pictures of his 13.5 inch penis to TV show hosts. Did he mention his penis was 13.5 inches?
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(TV Tropes)
 
 
 
"Rubik, The Amazing Cube" was the best of 1983's "Rubik's Cube" cartoons. Also the worst. And the only
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Up to 1.6 million Americans won't care if I fart
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
But for a brief shining moment, the wealthy had subjugated nearly every aspect of life on the planet
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Future Photoshoppers take notice, the Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards 2021 winners are here
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out CEOs are resigning from their jobs in record numbers, too. Of course, they're not like the lazy, self-entitled workers resigning because they want to live fat on government handouts. They're inspirations for how to take control of your life
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(Creative Loafing Tampa)
 
 
 
Arrgh... It's the pirates life for me
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
♫ When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way. From your first cigarette, to your being accused of violently beating your ex-girlfriend in front of your 5-month-old son ... Wait, what?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Royal Family on high alert because Meghan Markle is about to give an interview (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
In her first full day as Mayor of Boston, Michelle Wu is proposing making bus rides fare-free
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA's Perseverance rover on Mars just collected its 3rd sample to send back home to Earth. This could be the one that contains the microbes that bring the dead back to life, or something
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Naked man threatens to kill everybody in store. Yes, alcohol was involved. How are we to know he wasn't justified though? Maybe they had it coming
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lesbian woman rejected for hysterectomy because doctor says she might stop being a lesbian, or something
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Stay off this Scottish granddad's lawn or he will kick your butt. Literally
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Happy Wookie Life Day. Never forget Harvey Korman snorting coke in the Star Wars Holiday Special
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The story of Maria Rubio, the woman whose life was ruined after she saw an image of Jesus burned into a tortilla chip. Subby would've thought her life was ruined after learning she shares a name with a water-guzzling douche of a senator, but whatevs
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Adorable Labradoodle puppy is going to spend his adult life making the presence of cops a little less awkward for kids in schools, but first he needs a name
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(Patch)
 
 
 
You'd think a person acquitted of murder because Superstorm Sandy destroyed key evidence during his trial would thank his lucky stars, cry he will he never kill again and vow to live a clean life. Since this is Fark
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(Axios)
 
 
 
NASA likely to miss Moon landing deadline. This is repeat from, well, every year since 1972
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Tue November 16, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago, top chef Anthony Bourdain shares how he entered the life of being a hard-working cook on "A Cook's Tour," mentions he's living on borrowed time considering his past screwups
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Adam Driver to Star Wars fans at Comic-Con; "Get a life, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, It's just a movie. I mean, look at you, look at the way you're dressed "
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Texan who invested in Theranos early learns a life lesson as his stock value drops from 20 million to zero: Pigs get fat, Hogs get slaughtered
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Lifehacker tries desperately to redeem itself for its utterly asinine "these classic movies suck" article over the weekend with a new list of "movies that are so bad they are good" ... and they are surprisingly not all wrong
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(Some Pants Man)
 
 
 
Jim Harbaugh lied
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Disney to close Toontown, reopen it as Downton Goofy
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(WLNS Lansing)
 
 
 
If you ever wondered what would happen if a knock-off Tom Clancy novel came to life and ran for Congress, Michigan has the answer for you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want a happy life? Watch porn with your SO. "The connection between pornography use and relationship quality is not as simple as some academics, activists, and politicians would have you believe"
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Mon November 15, 2021
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Never ever complain about your kids being on their iPad, as it just might save your life if you crash your plane in a bear creek
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Coworkers say Gene Wilder was just pawn in game of life
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian cannibal killer jailed for life after stabbing three people to death and eating their raw flesh with vodak. Surprisingly, no one wants to share cells with him
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ali Alexander wants us all to die. Why? Because Bannon got indicted and it hurt his feelings
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Jamal has since spent every Thanksgiving with his new pal - and this year will mark his sixth time visiting Wanda for dinner"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A fascinating insight into the life of an armored dildo hunter in North Carolina
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Conservative radio host can't find his favorite crackers in the grocery store therefore Let's Go Brandon and Trump is Emperor for life
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(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Marlins get Head from Rays; ocean life is kinky
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Sun November 14, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's been awhile since we had a relevant Chiefs-Raiders game. Can Patrick Mahomes get it done against the Raiders? Or will Derek Carr and Las Vegas send Kansas City back with a loss? Sunday Night Football is at 8:20 PM ET on NBC
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Republicans aren't content with just spreading COVID this winter season
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for November 14 is 'grisly' as in: "Sadly, no television executives seem interested in my dark and gritty reboot of an '80s classic show, tentatively titled 'The Life and Times of Grisly Adams'"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Eternals is #1 with $27 million, a typical drop-off for a Marvel movie in a pandemic. Ode to communism Clifford is #2 with $14.5 million as Dune becomes dust in the wind at #3 with $5.6 million, No Time to Die clinging to life at #4 with $4 million
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Evangelical christians only believe in social justice when it fits their narrative
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
♫ ♪ Is there a chance the track will bend?...Not on your life, my Australian friend ♪ ♫
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Sat November 13, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
♫ ♪ Dachshund through the snow... ♪ ♫
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Governor orders National Guard to put down the cheese curds as Rittenhouse trial nears end
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Fri November 12, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
So apparently no one actually tested the new GTA remaster before release, because somehow it got through all "quality control" with rain that reduces visibility to roughly 5 feet and is so bad it makes your screen look like CRT snow
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"What bit of historical perspective gives you an existential crisis?" For example: "Harriet Tubman was born in Thomas Jefferson's lifetime and died in Reagan's"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ignore you?
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(ET Cahada)
 
 
 
Lil Nas X, a paternity test and a gay man married to a woman, just another Wednesday on Maury
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Pro tip: if you want to set a world sports record just wait until all of your competition is dead
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
So How I Met Your Father is still happening
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons gives the unvaccinated a good tongue-lashing
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(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Cat v. Coyote, Seattle edition
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Thu November 11, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
DNA evidence puts man in prison for A) murder B) arson C) tree poaching
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
While some might find this story of a World War II veteran's body ending up in the hands of a "for-profit" body broker to be horrifying, others of us having learned that you can just buy dead bodies and have new plans for the weekend
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Chris Colombus says quidditch scenes were difficult to film because the game's rules make no farking sense. Accio obvious tag
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
These charts show the spread of the insidious seasonal malaise
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby doesn't play video games, but found one gamer who captured his attention. After a years long hiatus, FRANKIEonPC is back with a life lesson and more entertaining banter with his buddy Sada
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Product review for leggings includes pics of customer sliding down a mountain while the leggings survived the descent unscathed
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Refusing the COVID19 vaccine has been the #1 cause of death in Texas since June 2021. Beating out old favorites like drug overdoses, firearm deaths, homicides and accidents ... COMBINED
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Wed November 10, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
I went to the insurrection and all I got was this lousy 41-month sentence
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The pReview'd boys preview the final Ghostbusters Afterlife trailer. Trailers make them feel good
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Oprah seems to have borrowed the same patio she did to interview Harry and Meghan to sit down with Adele and chat, in advance of her upcoming CBS special
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will he get the part, or will the judge vomit when he sees "Big Pinky?": Watch Paul Rudd try out for the role of a lifetime on Colbert
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
You can now buy an entire pint of Cinnabon frosting. You can even pretend it's not lube
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Tue November 09, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Malala gets marararied
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
With the world as explored, surveyed and mapped as it is, it's rare enough to discover a new species these days, much less a new species of WHALE
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Another of life's riddles solved. When do I get my Nobel Prize?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Billy Joel unveils stunning 50-lb weight loss, which he credits to back surgery, will also likely prevent him from getting diabetes and having a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Does having your whole life exposed on Instagram and TikTok mean you can't be a secret agent? The CIA disagrees
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
She's got one hand in her pocket, and the other is pitching a sitcom
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Frank Herbert's Dune was inspired by a real-life battle with the sands of Oregon
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Ozarks First)
 
 
 
Who would win a fight between a Motel 6 guest with a barking dog and an Econo Lodge guest with a barking dog? What if only one of them had a knife?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Dawson's Creek" writer who has battled Covid symptoms a year takes her own life and donates her organs. Which, given the systemic nature of Covid and the lifetime of immunosuppressants transplant patients have to take, might not be a great idea
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Rest easy fellow Earthlings, here's a boy genius from Mars that's going to save us from a nuclear apocalypse
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New room unearthed in Pompeii shows that the city's slaves probably lived in nicer accommodations than you do
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
No one is willing to change their lifestyle to save the environment
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Sun November 07, 2021
(Inc)
 
 
 
How to write a proper resignation letter, as evidenced by Bill Watterson
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Inside the 'Disneyland for the crazy', a haunting £3.6 billion resort that was abandoned after its German billionaire owner mysteriously vanished (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier: The author is in Canada and Erik's friend is in jail. One of these people will get three years to life, and the other will get out in time for birthday cake. Also, November's charity
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Sat November 06, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Can't argue with the headline. Please pass the biscuits
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: A dream come to life
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Welcome to a happy ending on Caturday
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"I understand one stab, 2 or 3 or 5. But 40 times, that's like hate." Local man, who has either never been stabbed or who has been stabbed way too much, recalls his murdered neighbor for the news
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
"The emissions from a single billionaire spaceflight would exceed the lifetime emissions of someone in the poorest billion people on Earth"
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Fri November 05, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Huh. Here's a young, attractive teenage girl who's been missing for three weeks and we're only just now hearing about her in the media. I wonder why she didn't get the same kind of coverage as that #VanLife girl? I wonder. Oh well, it's a mystery
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Thu November 04, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stabbing your cousin to keep their sex toy is no way to go through life, ma'am. Bonus: not Florida
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a baby owl running across a field
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Lou Williams answers the question "What would you do if you had a million dollars?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BBC asks, Why are the disabled so affected by the climate crisis? Come now, why do they whinge on so much about it?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Real-life John Wick" targets gang in South Africa. They shouldn't have killed his dog
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga talks about being really annoying for a year and a half
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Texas: Praise Jesus and pass the collection plate
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Texas: Praise Jesus and pass the collection plate
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
How to live the simple life after running a drug empire
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Turns out there is life on Mars after all ... sorta
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Deputies make huge drug bust during a traffic stop but think the bigger crime was the suspects bringing Little Debbie into the mix. "If criminals start messing with Zebra Cakes too, we're gonna take it personal"
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Behold - Thou hath been smited. Whateverth - tis but a scratch. Art goes medieval (warning - kinda graphic)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Maine is the first state to amend their constitution to declare a right to food, which is something you would hope was a given in a functioning society
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NASA is looking for a new, idiot-proof framework that will allow it to accurately explain its deep-space discoveries to your average, every-day dumbass. Coloring books and cartoons?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NASA is looking for a new, idiot-proof framework that will allow it to accurately explain its deep-space discoveries to your average, every-day dumbass. Coloring books and cartoons?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, this certainly won't play right into that whole "Sleepy Joe" bullshiat
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(Marvel.com)
 
 
 
The love life of Aunt May
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Tue November 02, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
♪ DDT is history... It did not kill all bird species... Climate change is now the thing... Bringing us a 'Silent Spring'... ♪
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
I don't know what a Justin Bieber is but this woman has a hard time being married to it
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Three adult brothers die within span of 23 days. Query: How many these siblings died from COVID-19? Place yours bets on the right
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson celebrates four years of sobriety through masturbation probably
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I was misdiagnosed by my doctor and it ruined my life. How do I set things right?"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Three life sentences + 30 years for Ponzi schemer who bilked elderly people out of millions. With bonus Moleman pic
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Scienticians propose new "scale for alien life", still not big enough to weigh or identify your mom
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Scienticians propose new "scale for alien life", still not big enough to weigh or identify your mom
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Mon November 01, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Tension over pole builds for several months, until man can't take it anymore and shoots his load into his neighbor
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Why do dogs tilt their heads? Study: [confuseddog.gif]
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Last year, Covid lockdowns led to significant changes in wildlife behavior. As winter approaches this year, and with people resuming normal activity, experts expect Canadian wildlife to also resume normal migratory patterns
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
"Elvira: The Spooky Secret Origin of the Mistress of the Dark"
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Sun October 31, 2021
(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Life in the living room circa the '60s. Grab a plate of aspic ham & pluck it down on a TV tray table - Ed Sullivan is on the box
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
F-22 Raptor flying across Alaskan skies ... in slow motion
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Milwaukee radio station holds contest for chance to win a) cash, b) Packers tickets, or c) two rounds of in vitro fertilization
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Sat October 30, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Stop using capitalization in your name to support indigenous issues? You better believe that's a hate crimin' (x3000). BONUS: It's a pretty badass name. Not sure the hate mongers have thought their cunning plan all the way through
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jim Bob Duggar is running for the Arkansas State Senate on the platform of pro-family, pro-business, pro-gun, pro-life and pro-pedophile. Wait better drop that last one
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer had the chance to tell one simple truth for once in his life. He failed bigly. Period
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Dying star or portal to the underworld? (shrugs) Why not both?
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Trapped within 2.5-billion-year-old ruby, evidence of ancient life found for first time ever
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Driving drunk, crashing your SUV, and leaving it blocking traffic lanes so a motorcyclist crashes into it and dies, is no way to go through life as a brand-new State Police Academy graduate
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Fri October 29, 2021
(Institute for Justice)
 
 
 
DEA seizes working grandfather's life savings, doesn't arrest him or charge him with a crime, files civil forfeiture lawsuit to keep the money. DEA fails
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Labour MP apologizes for accurately describing her Tory peers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Man, jailed for life 22 years ago for 'murdering his mother when he was just 14' and was convicted basically because he was 'acting normal' during questioning gets a new look
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Always begs the question when someone finds an OnlyFans profile
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Life, uh, finds a way
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Thu October 28, 2021
(WIFR Rockford)
 
 
 
Airport execs: We're gonna expand our runway to get more flights from Amazon & FedEx. Environmentalists: But you're gonna pave a wildlife area with endangered flora & fauna Airport execs: OH YEAH?? HOW ABOUT WE HALT THE PROJECT & DO AN ECO-SURVEY?
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're frying your eggs wrong. Surprisingly, not a repeat from yesterday. Not surprisingly, this lifehack includes mayo
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alt headlines: "When you gotta go, you gotta go", A real crappy way to die", "His whole life now in the sh*tter", "Port-a-Body"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
DUDE- that kicks ass, sort of
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Wed October 27, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
New Jersey's Barnegat Bay has been "loved to death;" officials hope to restrict & regulate it back to life
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
As my son took his own life over 10 years ago, Subby posts article providing 13 suicide and crises intervention hotlines to call or text, should anyone need their services
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Any farkers have experience dealing with narcissistic co-workers? Looking for advice
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Family gets case reopened ten years after police rule their daughter committed suicide by stabbing herself 20 times
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My former mother-in-law took out a life-insurance policy on my eldest child. I'm enraged she beat me to the punch, but do I need to add a sex angle/Mrs. Robinson spin before I sell my story to Hollywood?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
I was born... A poor Czechoslovakian child
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
These photos of asteroids are so epic it's worth the slideshow
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To the left: new book by longtime Hillary aide reveals sexual assault by Senator. To the right: your guesses
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Bank robber tattoos his own face and eyelids while in prison to remember the 'good times' forever (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
"Would you like fries with that?" "No thank you." "Well, how about a job then? Great minimum wage pay, chopped-up hours so you can't plan a second job or have a life, a tyrannical boss, and abuse by customers, what's not to love?"
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Is it Rabbit Season or Duck Season? Roll for Initiative
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Japan's Princess Mako to press: Okay. That's it? Now that I am married, I am no longer technically part of the royal family? Good. Then hand me a mic and take a farking seat, I got a bone to pick with all y'all motherfarkers
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(Today)
 
 
 
Chrissy Teigen says she's been sober 100 days
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
De Kock refuses to take de knee
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Dave Grohl explains the deep meaning to "Learn to Fly". Spoiler alert: it's literal
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Since it's close to Halloween here's a real life "You left the bodies and you only moved the headstones! You only moved the headstones" story
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Mon October 25, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
One of the last persons who needs a iron lung to survive tells her story. She got polio two years before the vaccine was introduced
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
46 seconds of your life to be reminded the real reason the internet was invented
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"I opened it and without looking reached into it to feel a smooth cold ball." Uh huh huh 'ball'
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Ring a bell & celebrate Pavlov's dogs- OOPS, make that PABLO's dogs (& one goat)
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
VA hospital celebrates 100th anniversary by promising to see a couple patients from their original waiting list
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Finding a skeleton in a house this time of year isn't unusual, but finding a real one, of a child, in house where three other kids were living with no adults in sight, well, that makes for a real life house of horrors
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Atacama t'ikay
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Sun October 24, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Gunther, the unofficial seventh Friend, is no longer there for you
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(KDRV Medford)
 
 
 
Oregon: "We're on the brink of being forced to cede control of three counties in our state to cartel weed growers. Please send in the FBI"
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Sat October 23, 2021
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
If he looked like Robert Pattinson or George Clooney, sure
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Gilead teacher talks to CNN and insists on being disguised out of fear for her life and career, because she's speaking up on how school administration insisted that "opposing" viewpoints must be taught about The Holocaust. For, you know... diversity
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jimmy Fallon chats with fan for 20 minutes amid awkwardness. No word on why the fan endured 20 whole minutes of breathless flattery mixed with infantile giggling
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Speaker Pelosi (pictured here sucking the life force from a young Jedi) "We're closer to a deal than you can possibly imagine"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Tattooed face man faces life in prison, tattoos
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Where can a senior chief officer find pleasure, search the world for treasure, learn to ignore life-saving technology? In the navy
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Life...ummm...finds a way
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Thu October 21, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
That anti-vax couple who died leaving five kids behind are not really dead, according to anti-vaxxers who are a totally reliable source
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Out of the hospital and getting better, Bill Clinton says he's 'touched by the outpouring of support.' He also knows this would have been a lot more fun in the 90s
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why Joe Manchin doesn't need to switch parties
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Betty White, bruins fan
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Since everybody loves Squid Game, how about some homemade dalgona cookies?
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Buzzcocks, Lowlife, and OH GOD INTERNS DUCT TAPE YOUR UNDERPANTS. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #270. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guy whose main claim to fame was getting his helicopter shot down in Mogadishu has thrown his hat in the ring to become the next Senator from Alabama with a campaign video entitled "God Made a Soldier"
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
You too can have the gift of eternal youth, but like anything in life you have to pay for it ...to a devious parasitic tapeworm
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Will we ever get to enjoy the nightlife again in the age of Covid?
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Hokkaido deer hair from discarded hides to be saved, woven into tight-fittin' jeans. "Oikawa already had experience of producing jeans from fiber made of crushed swordfish snouts"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Scientists say the planet is very likely to still be here in a million years, will probably be inhabited by dog-sized praying mantises and swimming whale-rats. Us humans not so much
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Scots accent the UK's sexiest says poll. Subby's sure they mean the Fife accent, not that gibberish spoken in Glasgow
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dick Cavett's iconic beachfront home on Montauk sells for $23.6M. Basically everyone under age 40: "Who's Dick Cavett?"
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Bra Day, and to celebrate, subby will happily inform you that he's wearing a lovely red one
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(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
LPGA players arriving for a tournament in Busan, Korea received a traditional Korean gift: a honeycomb cookie in a tin with an umbrella shape cut into it. Not for nothing, but I'd be REALLY worried if I missed par during the tournament if I were them
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Wonder Woman III times 2 a go
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Outdoor dining has become a charming addition to NYC street life, unless you are a neighbor who has to deal with added noise, vermin, garbage accumulation and crowded sidewalks impeding residents ... GET THE FARK OUTTA MY WAY A-HOLE... access
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers thumbs his nose at the miserable woke
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Whip-it good
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Tue October 19, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
That would be too much chocolate in my whiskey
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Nutmeg, mace and cinnamon, I consider these to be the lifeblood of a biryani. If you can master these three, you will become the king of this line of work"
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Eclipso zapped Stargirl to the Shadow Realm and her lovedf ones have to deal in S2 Ep11 at 8 ㏘ EDT. Then a "Nightmare in National City" (S6 Ep16) leaves Kara wondering if she can keep doing the double life thing at 9, both on The CW
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Eclipso zapped Stargirl to the Shadow Realm and her lovedf ones have to deal in S2 Ep11 at 8 ㏘ EDT. Then a "Nightmare in National City" (S6 Ep16) leaves Kara wondering if she can keep doing the double life thing at 9, both on The CW
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man arrested for doing 48mph...on a skateboard
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How does "Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo" not make this list?
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
He's comin' right for us
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Florida Deputy with giant ones of steel rescues 3 year-old from house fire. Video goodness for why Hero tag beats out Florida tag
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Despite his having a good season, Houston Texans Mercilusly cutting Whitney
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband referred to his ex partner as the love of his life. Should I be concerned?"
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Mon October 18, 2021
(The Spun)
 
 
 
Cris Collinsworth: Who is this Russell Wilson person, and why was he so important to the Seahawks? NFL fans: *unintelligible screaming*
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hello Paulina Porizkova, how you doing?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
John Prick
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"To be clear, kids in real life aren't invoking the penalty of death that is so crucial to the show"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ok, who brought the dog?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Thelma Lou reunites with Barney
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Art professor pleads guilty to charges that she went over to another lady's house on Christmas Eve for a game of rock, garden shears, hot fire poker. So, rule 36?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Y chromosome goes extinct on FX
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Sun October 17, 2021
(Do You Have A Flag?)
 
 
 
Vexillology alert: prepare to see this at political rallies from now 'till forever
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Will slow living make you a better person? Is this the key to Matthew McConaughey's success?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Will slow living make you a better person? Is this the key to Matthew McConaughey's success?
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
OR, "Why I hate life"
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Sat October 16, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Robert Durst closing in on record for shortest life sentence: sick with COVID and on a ventilator following murder conviction
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Video of the MyPillow creep saying that he checked the records of a state he won't identify and found people over 200 years old voting in 2020 including one 850-year-old voter. Well, that settles it: Trump is president for life
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
This is how the zombie apocalypse starts
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Waffle House waitress pulls gun on man after he asked for cheese on his eggs. Waffle House: "We have received a customer complaint and have launched an investigation"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Someone left a piano in a train station, and this happened. Meanwhile, subby tried playing Chopsticks in a mall music store once, and made it three notes in before the manager smashed the keyboard cover shut, mangling my fingers for life
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Fri October 15, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well, this certainly explains why she was going on Fox "News" saying stupid shiat, and isn't now. AS IF
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(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
Today Wisconsin's Culvers chain is offering a Curderburger. Subby is notifying their TF next of kin
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sister-in-law has a habit of dropping her kids off with no notice, derailing my meal planning and home life. My husband is disabled, we feed his mother, and the last time, I fed the kids oatmeal and that set her off. Can I refuse this treatment?"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Estate of Sherwood Schwartz won't let James Gunn and Charlie Kaufman make the cannibal version of Gilligan's Island this world so desperately needs
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
There are better ways to take charge of your life
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Thu October 14, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Limp Bizkit guy is going to jail
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Nearly 50 dead after 13 story building in southern Taiwan was engulfed in flames shortly after 3AM local time. With helpful video of a completely unrelated fire in Spokane, WA for some damn reason
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Tide Pod eating is out of the Gen Z TikTokking going-viral agenda. "Scalp popping" is in
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Indian man gets double life sentence for killing wife using cobra. Double Secret Life Probation still possible on appeal
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Newsmax's latest defense of Jon Gruden: Over in Europe, the word f****t is actually for a cigarette, and in Los Angeles, big lips have nothing to do with skin color. It's basically a botched injection job. Maybe that should be "lamest"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It also means you are on your own now, Kyrie Irving
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Porn movies once more proven completely unrealistic when a real life lesbian cop finds her partner in bed with another woman and does not join in for a spontaneous threesome but shoots them both instead
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Gary Paulsen buries the hatchet
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 858: "Louder than Life". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Really, really hard to believe that lack of sugar is even possible at Starbucks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stolen hammock retrieved from thief
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Wildlife Photographer of the Year winners announced. Prepare yourself for stunning natural beauty and OH GOD KILL #7 WITH FIRE
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Walk right up to the microphone and name all the things you love. All the things that you loathe. Oh, sing your life. Others sang your life, but now is a chance to shine and have the pleasure of saying what you mean. It's your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Olivia Wilde goes nude and unretouched for a photoshoot for...and you're gone
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Daniel Craig says he likes to go to gay bars because there are not as many fights as hetero bars
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass cheetah cubs born at Smithsonian Biology Institute
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Headline: How being an older parent could be beneficial for offspring. Actual article: it's good to be a British roundworm (NOT a euphemism)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meet the not-so-busy beavers who live the Farker's dream lifestyle of shirking work, rejecting workaholism and becoming a "time millionaire"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
TX court recommends new trial for Jewish death row inmate. Sentencing judge was a lifelong anti-Semite and "that farkin' Jew", "goddamn *", and "needed to be shut down because they controlled all the money and all the power" offer clues
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Tue October 12, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Courtney's upset at Pat's revelation from last ep., and Jennie's needed to help stop Eclipso in S.#2 Ep.#10 of Stargirl at 8 ㏘ EDT. Then Alex faces the biggest challenge of her life on S.#6 Ep.#15 "Hope for Tomorrow" at 9, both on The CW
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Lightning storm elicits argument over the ideal PB to J ratio. Rare Food, Sports, STEM, and Discussion tabs crossover
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
When I think of all the things I've worried about and been afraid of in my life-and now it's plain that I've been scared of the wrong things in an MSNBC thread at 7pm Eastern
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead gets another spinoff, showing there's still some life left in the franchise
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
When telling your family "I know it's the Holidays and all, but get the fark out" doesn't work
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