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Tue September 29, 2020
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Bisexual pastor-turned-stripper 'blesses' the world with her 'sacred' sexuality through OnlyFans"
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Mon September 28, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Triumphantly, he added: 'Fark you.'" Ladies and gentlemen, the life and times of Secretary of State James Baker. Come for the stories of infighting among White House staffers, stay for the tales of holding bladders for almost ten hours
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Subby would never be able to leave the house ever ever
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
What would you take with you to the afterlife?
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Seeking to distract everyone from his SC nominee, he's going to talk about Covid-19 testing. No word on whether DeVos will be present (3:30 PM ET, or once he finds a #2 pencil)
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Purple ribbon of photosynthetic microbes living in a hypersaline lake is the name of my new The Expanse episode
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(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
Uh, all of it?
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Being naked along the road eating grass and flowers while being covered in crap is no way to get through life, sir
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
100 years ago, despite Prohibition, drunken activity was still rampant
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Sun September 27, 2020
(Arkansas Times)
 
 
 
Old and busted: The Simpsons predict the future. New/old hotness: The Golden Girls predict the future
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Sat September 26, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brian May was near death. Not from his heart attack, but because his stomach exploded
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For those of you living in your mom's basement, this is not news. For the rest of us, though, this is what half a year of isolation, staying home and living a sedentary life can do to your body
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(Convention of States)
 
 
 
Subby called it: There is an active effort to call a constitutional convention and rewrite the whole damn thing
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Fri September 25, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After I "came out" as gay to my husband, he came out to me as well. In retrospect, the fact that we both loved the film "Beaches" so much should have been a clue
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(Percolately)
 
 
 
Parents defend taking their 6-month-old water skiing, say it's an important life experience that he'll remember for hours
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Portuguese scientists create the miracle drink that can create and solve all of life's problems. I give you booze made from coffee
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"There's no doubt in my mind that I would be living a much more diminished life ... if his actions, as cruel as they were, hadn't forced me to wake up"
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
During his lifetime he was found guilty of sodomy, rape, torturing a beggar woman, imprisoning six children in his chateau, and poisoning five prostitutes with "Spanish fly." Other than that, was the Marquis de Sade really such a bad guy?
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(NFL)
 
 
 
"I've adopted more of the senior citizen look in terms of some of the touristy shirts and my waistband is sitting a little higher than it used to" (w/ pic)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA: CAUTION teenagers make poor life choices
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: The song WAP resonates with me as I have quite a WAP, and it's ruining my sex life. It's like a slip and slide. What can I do to prevent said WAP from affecting performance?"
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Thu September 24, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Causing over $5,500 damage by slashing tires after being denied booze at a restaurant is no way to go through life. Right, officer?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman hit by chair that flew off a NYC roof sues a 76ers co-owner. Bobby Knight unavailable for comment
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
"There's a nearly universal reaction for those seeing it for the first time: a double take, a split second to process, and then a grin"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
MetLife turf ruled OK after review by representatives from the NFL, NFLPA, MetLife Stadium, the Giants, the Jets, Field Turf, Arthur Fiedler, the Boston Pops, and an independent field inspector
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
2020's latest gift: Spaceballs is happening for in real life. Still waiting for History of the World Part II
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
42: it's the answer to the ultimate question about life, the Universe, and everything. But what is that question? Here are five real possibilities
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Stevie Wonder shares his observations on the state of the world today
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Fenn, Forrest, Fenn
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Wed September 23, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hello. Your name is cancer. You killed my father. Prepare to improve my life
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
3 research-based ways to cope with the uncertainties of pandemic life other than CBD (crying, booze, denial)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My relatives call every day to beg me to donate my kidney to save my abusive dad's life"
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(North Coast Journal)
 
 
 
After experiencing a tragedy, this "good boy" has a brand-new life and we're so happy we could help make it happen! Please welcome Banks to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kayleigh McEnany says, I'm a spokesperson for a moron. What do you want me to say?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Funeral home directors describe the hell of March and April in the US "I realise that nothing is ever going to be difficult after this"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Catwoman incarcerated for cat burglaries
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Tue September 22, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
And boy, are her lips balmy
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
New research says avocados can be cryogenically frozen and taken to Mars, where they will last for about 57 minutes before becoming black and overripe
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House spox says we can't turn the US into a theocratic gangster state without breaking a few hundred thousand eggs
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So how old is YOUR Fark account? Mine: Account created: 2002-05-28 14:45:13 (18 years ago) Damn
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NFL determines MetLife Stadium turf is safe; the game itself is the problem
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(Fox News)
 
Weeners
 
Senate Republicans: We have the votes to confirm the new supreme court justice. Democrats: Wait, we already have witnesses that saw her suckin' on a chili dog outside the Tasty Freeze. Trump: Do I still need to nominate someone?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
I'm not saying this body modification fan has gone off the extreme edge and become an alien ...but he's become an alien (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Sounds Legit)
 
 
 
Man spends life recording album, accidentally hits delete, panics and convinces magazine reporter with ridiculous story
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Just the fact that so much hope and faith was placed on the small shoulders of one elderly, fragile, cancer-stricken woman (no matter how awesome she was in her life) to hold everything together tells you in what sorry state the US actually is
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
In quitting, Nikola's founder Trevor Milton forfeits $166 million in stock he would have lost anyway and gets to keep $3.1 billion under his separation deal. Life is sometimes rough
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-compliant headline: Bloke loses a leg after slipping on slice of tomato in freak sandwich accident (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Dementia patient goes off-script after getting bored with teleprompter speech, begins calling opponent "dumb" for several valuable seconds
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a 36-year-old single straight woman, and I really didn't think this was going to be an issue until later in life. I like sex and am easily turned on, but I haven't had good sex in over six years. Is there something wrong with the men or me?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In heaven there is no beer .... That's why I'll drink it in national parks and get paid $50,000 too
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC observed the fifth anniversary of the day Pizza Rat graced us with his slicely presence...aaaand looks like his whole family's in town for the party
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Mon September 21, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Siting nuclear reactors in areas prone to natural disasters is not very wise." OBVIOUS tag's half-life now measured in millennia
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
RBG lived her life to the fullest, even in the days leading up to her death
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Pro Life Tip: When planting fake bombs, don't have 863lbs of weed in your vehicle. Police uncertain what to do with 400lbs of weed
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Didn't get the job? It's "Thank you, not fark you"
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Survivor released from hospital after OMG WTF COVID BBQ
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Survivor released from hospital after OMG WTF COVID BBQ
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Another day, another acute asphyxia delivered to a person of color
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Sun September 20, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
European spacecraft to fly by Venus on October 15th and look for signs of life
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Perkele
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
...a psychotic nutcase?
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Sat September 19, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"Hey, watch this" - woman suffers a near-miss from Darwin (possible nsfw content on page)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My longtime hairstylist has become a Covid truther and unhinged conspiracy theorist and won't shut up about it. Should I look elsewhere for a haircut?"
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Dental technician found with £1 million in pure cocaine in bags for life told to pay only £6000 in fines. No idea if time-travelling hoverboards were a factor, but I might be mixing up my headlines
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Gender reveal party fire claims its first victim
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
🎵The GOP is a piece of shiat, when you look at it🎵So always look on the bright side of life🎵
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
COOL: Harley Quinn gets a season 3. SAD: Exclusively on HBO Max
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Welcome to Australia where all the wildlife is actively trying to kill you....oh and so are the neurotoxin-laden "stinging trees"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lefty stinks it out at Winged Foot. This is not a headline from 2006
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man caught stealing from school construction site shot by homeowner. We can only hope the construction paper is okay
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Donnie offered a pardon to Stinky Cat if he showed Donnie where he buried the Dems' emails
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"This book will undoubtedly appeal to both Weird Al completists and those who enjoy black-and-white photographs taken by drummers"
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Crazy? No surprise. It runs in your blood
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian stock broker's double life as a drunken bank robber catches up with him decades later
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Thu September 17, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Butt ready for some action
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Because of Trump's "flat out disregard for human life" because his "main concern was the economy and his reelection," Olivia Troye, who worked as homeland security, counterterrorism and coronavirus adviser to Vice President Pence, will vote for Biden
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(Tuscaloosa News)
 
 
 
"Mama always said, dying was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With tactical fires threatening life and property across the Western US, Earth also plays the long game with Siberian fires releasing unprecedented amounts of CO2
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Russia space agency chief declares Venus a Russian planet. Well, the climate is unbearable, there's acid rain, it produces a lot of toxins, and it has shiatty cable so subby has to admit it does tick a lot of boxes
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Life is getting back to normal in Kenosha
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Many evangelicals cannot accept the protocols of COVID-19 because they are already infected with a principle that we don't know anything
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Life imitates art. Specifically, The Blues Brothers
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"My girlfriend and I have survived the lockdown together, but she recently slept with a coworker and still wants to be with me. Am I being manipulated and turned into a doormat?"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
Video
 
"Buttons" the calf in a wheelchair
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kentucky is dead. Long live the Street Outlaws
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Exorcist actor Jason Miller was given this ominous message by real-life priest while filming movie. The power of clickbait compels you
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Climate change f*cked up the earth 233 million years ago
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Having completely worn out Uranus puns, NASA seriously consider probing Venus
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(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Today's "man booted from Disney World for not wearing a mask" story is brought to you by Pixar's classic movie A Bug's Life
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Cats being jerks
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Wed September 16, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
From "drug-dealing heroin addict to a QAnon-believing, racism-spewing, Flat Earth-believing nominee for federal office" -- the story of the Delaware GOP nominee for US Senate. Bonus: would like Trump as king for life
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Jonathan Irons, who was freed from prison by WNBA star Maya Moore after serving 23 years for a crime he didn't commit, now finds himself locked down for life
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
James Dolan will now run AMC Networks with the same amazing skill in which he runs the New York Knicks
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef Nigella Lawson trolled by Italians for her 'abomination' of a Marmite pasta recipe. Probably rightly so (possible nsfw content on page)
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
48 years ago today "Hi Bob" became more than just a greeting, it became a way of life
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
PTSD may double your risk of something or another
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(Opelika-Auburn News)
 
 
 
"I call him my Roscoe Man - he is my forever best friend and sidekick. Before he came into my life, Roscoe lived a life no living thing should ever have to endure - one of pain, hurt & neglect. He trusted no one." Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Opelika-Auburn News)
 
 
 
"I call him my Roscoe Man - he is my forever best friend and sidekick. Before he came into my life, Roscoe lived a life no living thing should ever have to endure - one of pain, hurt & neglect. He trusted no one." Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN is now woke: "President Donald Trump faced life outside his own political bubble on Tuesday, where his self-congratulation, buck passing and audacious falsehoods conspicuously failed to meet the moment when he was confronted by undecided voters"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Somebody give this kid a college scholarship or something
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Somebody give this kid a college scholarship or something
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Tue September 15, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Now that phosphine has been discovered on Venus, how are we going to better study its potential life source? NASA's looked into it: HAVOC, a space Zeppelin proposal from 2015
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Kanye no longer thinks he's Jesus. Difficulty: He now thinks he's Moses
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Federal officer shot in downtown Phoenix in an apparent targeted attack. Officer struck in the vest and injuries appear to be non life-threatening. Suspect in custody
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey LeBron, since we underhandedly blame you for police officers being shot, please cough up
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
How much dumber can 2020 get? It's not like someone would greenlight Madonna to write and direct her own biopic right?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Lifetime to make syrupy holiday movie featuring LGBT couple, but no one knows who's going to play the big-city lawyer and who's the small-town resident who owns a bookstore. And what about the dog?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jeremy Lin emotional over decision to return to NBA. Is this an aperture in the armor?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a broken back and paralysis from the waist down in a snowboarding crash, create a company that makes mountain bikes for people with disabilities and keep the big air shredding for all
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Glass tables can cause life-threatening injuries, Danny Thomas cosplay. Who didn't see this coming?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Scientists now believe volcanoes have a kind of life and death 'memory,' besides knowing the faces of every human that has been thrown into them
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"How can I get my mom to stop pressuring me to get better grades?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Race car driver Red Farmer, who at 87 still races, and nearly thirty years ago survived the helicopter crash that killed Davey Allison, beats COVID-19, plans battle to the death with Keith Richards
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Finding phosphine on Venus really is amazing. But you'd be foolish to place your bets on alien life as its cause
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Finding phosphine on Venus really is amazing. But you'd be foolish to place your bets on alien life as its cause
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Lifehack: If you're going to break into cars, avoid those with Ring cameras. Owned by Sheriff's Office helicopter pilots. Who get alerts, even when they are in the air. And who will lead deputies right to you, because they have a helicopter
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Ugandan man tries to get a head in Parliament
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Chicago's Sportswriters on TV from 1991 talking about the proliferation of "cell phones" needs a rewind
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(NYPost)
 
Weeners
 
Tweezerman hires Carlos Danger to piece together his shattered life as CEO of a broken glass factory
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(University of Hawaii)
 
 
 
Evidence that The Ruler exists (You young Farkers won't have a friggin clue about this). Protip: COMMANDER CODY
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(University of Hawaii)
 
 
 
Evidence that The Ruler exists (You young Farkers won't have a friggin clue about this). Protip: COMMANDER CODY
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists already investigating if 2020's October surprise will be aliens
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(Spectator USA)
 
 
 
Suburban mom supports Trump because she firmly believes in the adage "Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life"
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
♫ Rollin' down the street, smokin' indo, sippin on my $13 blend of petite sirah and zinfandel ♫
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Well that's one way to save $4.3 million
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Sun September 13, 2020
(Some Microbe)
 
 
 
Little green men are from Mars, phosphine-emitting microbes might be from Venus
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(Arch Daily)
 
 
 
The life and death of the tiny home trend: "The tiny home trend has been hard to ignore over the last several "years." Actually, it hasn't
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Remember when a plague rat was locked up against his will for life because he was sick with an untreatable deadly disease, refused to isolate himself and wear a mask? Pepperidge farm remembers
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Sat September 12, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
I haven't slept in 4 days, any advice?
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
The African Serval that had gone missing in NH has been found
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Schrödinger's dictator shambles back to life to inspect reconstruction work in a flood-hit area of Best Korea, surely laying to rest all rumors of his recent demise
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Fri September 11, 2020
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
After nineteen years, the one piece that still brings comfort is John Hodgman's Welcoming Remarks Made at a Literary Reading two weeks after September 11th, 2001
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Superfood to be served at super-max
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Sign In with Google: good for life, assuming you don't get banned. Sign in with Facebook: same. Sign in with Apple: now required AND good only if your app developer remains in good standing. Oh wait, does that look petty and monopolistic? nevermind
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Obi Wan series will only be one season, and not run into the ground. That's the current plan anyway
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pope Francis says that the pleasures of eating and sex are gifts from God, recommends pastrami on rye from Katz's deli
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(CNN)
 
 
 
John Daly, golf's OG antihero, has bladder cancer. Still no cure for ugly pants
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(Science Times)
 
 
 
If you've ever passed out after drinking you have doubled the risks of developing dementia later in life
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How did you find your true love? Was it inspiring? An accident? Or did it involve a psychic horse like this woman says happened to her
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
This week has felt nearly two years long. Here are the finalists of the 2020 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards to help start the weekend
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
A horse walks into a bar and kicks himself out, sorta
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Getting high and passing out in the middle of a robbery is no way to go through life, son
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
29-year-old couple with 3 kids "retires" with $88,000 combined income. Article noticeably missing details, like how big of an inheritance they received, or how long they lived at home rent-free
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Can you resurrect a dead relationship when one party has determined everything is over, or do you mope about like the subject in a Morrissey song?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Life imitates art. Difficulty: an Eminem song
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
WWF cuts a 20 minute promo, says that 2/3rds of wildlife has seen the Undertaker in the past 50 years
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(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Woman with 42L boobs that caused her spine to 'collapse' and left her wheelchair-bound wants NHS to pay for breast reduction surgery. Sadly NHS can offer no support (possible nsfw content on page)
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
2020 marches on: "Tiger King" Joe Exotic asks Trump for pardon: "Be my hero please" Aaannd Subby just threw up in his mouth
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mike, are you really trying to defend Trump being "pro-life" while he knowingly let 200,000 Americans die? On the day the tapes came out showing his "pro-life" stances?
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
If you fall asleep on a wall, don't roll over
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
"The Walking Dead" to finally shamble and stumble its way to the end after Season 11
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Valve, tired of Epic Games and Blizzard hogging the news this year, announces Half-Life 3. Just kidding, it's a Left 4 Dead 2 community-made update with trailer
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(Medium)
 
 
 
A photo of Gates McFadden riding a unicycle saved my life
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Swastikas, confederate flags, nooses and racist names are not part of the fact pattern an attorney likes to discover when when defending an employment discrimination suit
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Are you opposed to Trump? Congratulations, you've just caused god to curse your children and grandchildren
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Darwin robbed after Scots yob tries to steal copper from a live electric cable, gets zapped with 11,000 volts, cuts power to 400 homes and lives
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"30-somethings are ditching their tiny rental apartments in hip districts of expensive cities and moving to buy houses in the burbs for a life of shopping at Home Depot and spending their Friday nights eating mozzarella sticks at Applebee's"
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Stolen tortoise returned to the Bayou Wildlife Zoo. Subby heard it was all set up through a shell corporation that got a wild hare up their ass
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Astronomers launch historic search for life elsewhere in the universe, scanning through 10 million star systems. And the results are...?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Fighting for his political life in North Carolina, Sen Thom Tillis tries to sell North Carolingians on sending him back to Washington: You may not love me, but I guarantee you'd hate Chuck Schumer running the Senate
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
With apparently nothing else requiring his attention, Trump has rage-tweeted 50 times today about "fake news", NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio and both Cuomos
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Strangest TV moment of 2020? I don't know, that's a tall order
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Things that matter in Florida: 1) football; 2) orange juice; 3) air conditioning
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So who's died of the hoax so far? You might be surprised
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(Hummel figurines)
 
 
 
So what did Mike Tyson do with all that money, anyway?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Have you ever taken up a new skill or hobby to help cultivate a relationship, and had it remain part of your life long after the relationship was over?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Roger Daltrey says be prepared for the next pandemic
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Meet the Indian man known as the 'Spiderman of Bangalore, ' who scales walls and more every day to save trapped cats, dogs and monkeys
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sick of your life? Want to start all over somewhere else? These companies will help you 'evaporate'
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Mon September 07, 2020
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
"Just because I joke and talk about killing blacks doesn't make me racist. Can I have my job back?" Arbitration board: "Yes, Officer, here's your gun, badge and back pay"
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
We mustn't forget the comedy genius that was Coneheads
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Edison Utilities remind you their techs won't demand entrance at 3 AM on razor scooters, & uniforms bear name of outfit founded by Menlo Park's Thomas A., not Lodi's Glenn Danzig; "I was like, 'You're wearing a Misfits t-shirt You're not official'"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
McDonald's to start selling a Cactus Jack meal. You don't want to know what the special sauce is on the Dude Love burger
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Sun September 06, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Lou Brock was the hitter Tom Seaver faced the most in his career. Seaver was the pitcher Brock faced the most times in his career. It is poetic that they pass away 5 days apart
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Woman loses kidney thanks to cop
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Conan the Bacterium is here to crush your expectations, to see your space stations driven before them, and to hear the lamentations of your scientists
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Sat September 05, 2020
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
This thread should be mandatory reading full stop
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Boxer DeAndre Ware performs CPR on a boxing official who was knocked out by a heart attack
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
It's only Labor Day Weekend, but Walmart has already announced its "Hottest Toys" for the 2020 holiday shopping season
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Fri September 04, 2020
(CBS 42 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Strange man ablaze at the Circle K
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The klowns finally got him
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
San Leandro Police Officer who fatally shot a black man in April is charged with manslaughter under California's new law that allows police to use deadly force only when needed to defend human life. Wait, that wasn't the law BEFORE now?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"Sex robots will soon be just as common and important as cell phones" says man whose inflatable wife is just as real to him as your wife is to you. Probably not safe for work, deductive reasoning (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When neolithic Orcadians died, they went to The Upside Down
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(WBOY Clarksburg)
 
 
 
Joey Pants has been made
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Everybody thinks Paris Hilton is an idiot, but nobody knows it's all a big fa-kade. Who's the idiot now?
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Irish pub in New York City brings Irish tradition to the states, offers free pint of Guinness to anyone who donates blood during the shortage hard by Covid-19
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Thu September 03, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Persequimur somnia in balneo speculum
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(WEAU Eau Claire)
 
 
 
Driver was initially heard yelling, "Tonight, we dine in hell"
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Octopus-like creatures inhabit Jupiter's moon, claims space scientist
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Octopus-like creatures inhabit Jupiter's moon, claims space scientist
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK court grants fake kidnap plot victim lifelong anonymity, releases her name
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Star Trek: Discovery continues to blaze new territory as it adds non-binary, transgender actors to the cast
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(WDBJ 7 Roanoke)
 
 
 
Seriously, what are the odds of a couple increasing their family size by 9, within a year, with only one via IVF? And natural quadruplets?
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Valve getting banned, no half life specified
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Writing is a dog's life, but the only life worth living." ~ Gustave Flaubert. You never hear what a cat's life is, only that they have nine of them. This is your Fark Writer's thread, deep thoughts edition
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"The number of life insurance policies and payouts required in divorce settlements has soared" amid COVID-19 pandemic
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With five baby gorillas having been born in six weeks, the Ugandan Wildlife Service declares a baby boom, announces "The Rushegura gorilla family welcomes another bouncing cute baby gorilla"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wear your mask, wash your hands, keep your distance, so the Little Green Men can't give you coronavirus 5G mind control antennas
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man spends his time visiting and rating benches all around the UK in his quest to find the perfect bench. No word on who is taking the photos
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
'F***ing up' your steak order at a regular restaurant will leave you with an overcooked piece of meat, doing it at a Gordon Ramsay restaurant will leave you with a very hefty bill (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Because immunity is like totally overrated, you know
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists find bodybuilding supplement extends life span in mice. Future research postponed as mice punched holes into their cages, knocked the researchers out and escaped...presumably to the closest gym
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Tue September 01, 2020
(Some Vegan)
 
 
 
Kellogg's is convinced the reason carnivores aren't buying MorningStar faux meat is lack of social media buzz among their friends, enlists three top animal influencers on Instagram to get you to try some Incogmeato
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
If your kid's daycare center offers "naked time" for children, you probably need to call the authorities
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Two bodies pulled from sunk car in Cape Fear river. Max Cady to be brought in for questioning
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran and his wife welcome their little lucky charm
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(NPR)
 
 
 
An old man yelling "Poppycock" is not something you normally see outside of a 1930's serial cartoon, but when it is a federal judge reacting to the Trump Administration's latest attempt to undermine immigration law, it's perfectly justified
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street has its best August since 1984. That means the economy is great, it's morning in America again and Trump is president for life
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The latest TikTok "challenge"? Take enough Benadryl so you hallucinate but not enough that you'll die from it
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Lagana burned, Garfield blames Odie
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Without the slightest trace of self-awareness, Trump uses the power of his office to try to sell copies of a book written by his son, who has never held a job daddy didn't give him in his entire life, on the subject of how liberals are "privileged"
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(Up North Live)
 
 
 
Drunk, urinating on the bed and bedroom floor, assaulting your girlfriend and taking her phone is no way to go through life, Son
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Spaniel chases flock of seagulls half a mile out to sea and he swam, he swam so far away he had to be rescued by lifeboat
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Mon August 31, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The real-life hero of the "Hotel Rwanda" has been arrested, and not just for a late check-out and a couple of missing towels
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
And I thought a Galactic Standard Week was an hour
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The Trump administration has investigated itself and found they've done nothing wrong
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The latest move to help play down the severity of Covid-19? Letting Herman Cain inform us just how not deadly it is
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Some guy uses Google Maps to discover that Area 51 has a mountain entrance and guard towers. The car park is out there (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun August 30, 2020
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Opposition to Novak Djokovic's plan to form the Professional Tennis Players Association turns out to be led by the same people he's battled against all his professional life: Federer, Nadal, and Murray
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pinterest to pay $89.5 MILLION, to CANCEL lease in SF
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What do you get the man who has everything? No, really... this guy has everything he's ever wanted
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to Fartist Friday. It's "National Lemon Juice Day" so let's party. Life's given us lemons so let's make something out of them. Create lemony art with actual lemons or Photoshop/Paint/Draw programs. Note: No NSFW/SFW nekked images
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Subby presents: a perfect list of X-Men movies ranked from best to the worst. Variety's excellent list to the left, reasons why subby doesn't know what they're talking about to the right
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Westworld producers adapting Michael Crichton's Sphere as their next mind-bending HBO series
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Sat August 29, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japanese cosplayer has over 100 different outfits, and she loves to show them off
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man who's obviously been in isolation too long builds a bar for squirrels with seven kinds of nuts on tap
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Any Australian lifeform that doesn't try to kill you may be regarded as a delicacy
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(The Smithsonian)
 
Video
 
Giant panda Mei Xiang took a very quick break from her newborn to get a drink of water, thus giving us a very rare unobstructed look at her ugly-ass cub
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Fri August 28, 2020
(KESQ Palm Springs)
 
 
 
Wakanda forever in mourning: Chadwick Boseman, 43, dies of colon cancer
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(Some Vegemite)
 
 
 
Can any of you Aussies stomach a Vegemite sammich? The 1950s icon of the brand is calling it a day and Vegemite is in search of a modern-day star
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Do you feel inspired by the RNC speakers? You too can build your own "RNC hardship narrative". Template to the left, show your work to the right
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Remember that CEO who took a $1 million pay cut to give all his employees a $70K minimum salary in 2015? Let's check in and see how the company is doing
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Paris surrenders on masks for cyclists and runners citing their inherent interference with smoking
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Liz Peek and Fox News want you to know the election is over and Trump is now emperor for life
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Coke adds life to North American unemployment
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
White lioness burps, assumes best innocent expression when asked where her friend the wildlife conversationist is
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
First complete dinosaur skeleton ever found is ready for its closeup at last. And no, it's not an Enormasaurus Desmondicus
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One swing vote's dilemma: I really, really hate Trump, but using a medically false definition to dictate when an unborn child's life begins as a means of stripping away the basic control a woman has over her own body is very important to me. Wat do?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"He is currently unemployed and believes it could be because of his appearance." (Nicolas Cage 'ya think' .jpg) (graphic images, possible NSFW content on page)
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Wed August 26, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Girl riding runaway unicorn saved by a ferry
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Crashing into a cop car is no way to go through life, Tesla Autopilot, movie watching man
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(Orion Magazine)
 
 
 
On this National Dog Day, savor a few real-life steak substitutes
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(CNN)
 
Boobies
 
Good for her
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Ohio GOP governor to conservative critics who are trying to impeach him: "Come at me, bro"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A person apologizing for social media posts about rape and underaged girls, who said the drugs were clouding his judgment when he made them is A) a Thug Rapper B) A former Weinstein Company executive C) a Republican state congressman?
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Texas Chainsaw Massacre reboot sees its production team and director fired and the entire first week of footage scrapped as it was hot garbage, just like the franchise
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Is there a chance the track could bend? Not on your life, my Canadian friend
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
An alien squirrel found on Mars by NASA rover is just more evidence that Fark and its rodents are more advanced at trying to conquer the universe than previously thought (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
An alien squirrel found on Mars by NASA rover is just more evidence that Fark and its rodents are more advanced at trying to conquer the universe than previously thought (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
Don't blame substance abuse on Donald Trump Jr. for his desperation in his RNC convention speech, blame it on his existential dread. He's more like a lost puppy than a grown man
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Another member of the Heartbreakers has passed away
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Surely no one would listen to Trump and drink bleach to cure COVID
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
New Zealanders share photos of what a hellhole their country has become
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Mon August 24, 2020
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
German doctors confirm that Navalny was poisoned. Putin chuckles sovietly
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
She was dead, but she got better
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Thanks to their owner's bankruptcy, 300 dine-in Pizza Hut restaurants are going out of business. Second Life: as a Liquor Hut, COVID-19 testing, morgue. Subby was in one that became a Kia dealership, your stories to the right
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Aaaaand it's official: Trump is nominated as the GOP candidate for president, calling this election "the most important of our lifetime". More than you know, Twitler, more than you know
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Bucks beat the hometown Magic again to take a 3-1 series lead? Will the Thunder shake the Rockets? Will the Heat sweep the Pacers? How about the Lakers and Blazers? Games start at 1:30 PM ET on NBATV
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Suspect in suspicious Cocoa death in custody, police say. We can all breathe easier now, as Count Chocula's reign of terror has come to an end
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russian doctors now claiming to have saved Kremlin critic Navalny's life after poisoning, head doctor of Siberian hospital soon to come down with sudden illiness in 3.. 2.. 1
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Want to colonize Mars? Try the caves, they said. It'll be cool down there, they said
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Sun August 23, 2020
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will it be Oleander? Will it be a surprise vaccine? Will the MyPillow guy show up? This is your URGENT Trump Coronavirus Cure News Conference thread ETA 5:30 PM ET
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Mount Sinabung has erupted again. Icing everywhere
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
♬ Oh Lord it's hard to be humble / When you're perfect in every way / I can't wait to look in the mirror / Cause I get better looking each day ♬
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, the life and times of a trans ex-ballet dancer. And it's still a magic storm, it's still a free web serial, and the author is still giving away TF. Free TF is worth more these days
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Trevor The T-Rex almost rendered extinct by Neanderthals but Life, uh, Finds A Way
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Sat August 22, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
World's oldest man dies yet again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Come on, you know you want to come in. It's cool, no trouble here, it's fine. Come on in, relax, enjoy yourself, unwind for awhile, enjoy the show. What's life without a little risk?
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Bangalore Photoshop artist turns people's photos into Hindu gods
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Fri August 21, 2020
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Old Man Trumps at Governor
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Save the Children" rallies will be held in some 200 cities across America on Saturday. Pssst .... they're just a real life extension of the unhinged QAnon conspiracy theory
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Community steps up to help homeless student with cerebral palsy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dan Snyder will not be the only cancer at the Washington Football Team this season
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Designer uses AI and Photoshop to bring ancient Roman emperors back to life. Great Caesar's ghost
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Golden State Killer is sentenced to life in prison
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will DeJoy mail in his answers? Will Republicans ignore his misdeeds like junk mail? Will Dems stamp his forehead with their fists? This is your USPS-Senate hearing discussion thread (9am EST)
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
If these people can post the most embarrassing childhood photos, why can't we?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Various States Airlines
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Thu August 20, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
"Clean up in Aisle 5, bring umbrellas for the dead store employee"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
🎵 I saved a bird's life painting a turbine blade black 🎵
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Money for nothing and your checks for free
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
'Local woman with only one ear gets millions of views on Tik Tok for fun mask videos'
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It's taken everlong for the world's greatest frontman to have a cameo in the world's greatest sequel
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jennifer Grey backs into the market
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(The Caledonian Record)
 
 
 
Paying for sex in your cruiser and nude photos from drug dealers is no way to go through life, deputy
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
James Blunt got the only illness Emergen-C will actually treat
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
It's genius, marketing the cinnamon sugar from the bottom of the cereal box
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"My partner and I have been together for two years; his wife has no idea. Will he ever be all mine, or will I be constantly relegated to 'other woman' status?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump will "see what happens" in the 2020 election's "aftermath" to determine whether he should be emperor for life
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Wed August 19, 2020
(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Life, the universe, and how many students at Florida State just tested positive
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Are you 'Embarrassed' and 'Very Angry'?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You know that demotivational poster, "Mistakes: It Could Be That The Purpose Of Your Life Is Only To Serve As A Warning To Others?" Well, the UNC Faculty Chair is apparently proud that UNC can now replace a sinking ship as its illustration
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Missouri doctor loses license for amputating toe on porch, after board declares the operation stoopid
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Brit Hume, master of the backhanded compliment
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying. Joe Biden reflects on the "empty chairs" in his life and how the loss of his wife and infant daughter made him contemplate becoming one himself
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(WCYB News 5)
 
 
 
When life gives you homeschoolers, renovate your barn into classrooms
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(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
The most insane BMW retro custom bike you'll see today. Turn signals? Of course not
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you're live-streaming while driving, first of all, don't. Second, watch out for trains
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
80-year-old doctor plans on working himself to death, never retiring or enjoying life
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The last thing this Dave Grohl superfan putting on a Grohl-athon expected was for Dave Grohl to show up and drum, but that's exactly what happened
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin describes his lonely life writing The Winds of Winter with only his minions
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"My father's only preexisting condition was trusting Donald Trump," says woman whose dad died of Covid-19 and was the picture of physical, but clearly not mental, health
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Survey suggests American children coped well with not being in school, specifically the life of sitting in a dull classroom with dull students and a dull teacher reading dull textbooks and doing dull exercises, none of which teaches kids anything
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Mon August 17, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Doge With Pearl Earring
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Yes because that's how it was written in the script, but some people will just never let go, they'll never let go, they'll never let go
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump administration finalizes its plan to open up the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge to oil and gas drilling because of course they are
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The bigger questions should be: Why is Cardi B interviewing Joe Biden and making requests?
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
If you're drunk and giving your lady friend a ride on your motorcycle and crash into a fire hydrant, don't take off on the damaged bike and leave her behind, Mr. Firefighter
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
"There are no historically black neighborhoods. There are no historically white neighborhoods." Also, we have always been at war with Oceania
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(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
This year's Sturgis death toll is five, and that's before the 'rona
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(WVTM13 Birmingham)
 
 
 
When real life imitates GTA. Clean up in aisles 14, 15 and 16
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Sun August 16, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why coloring books are actually a tool designed to foster submission, obedience, and passive servitude in children
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
When life gives you Covid-19, you make leather, face-hugger masks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Really, it's about time someone took the fight back to Australian wildlife
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Sat August 15, 2020
(WOWK Charleston)
 
 
 
FDA cans accurate food labels
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
More evidence that Australia's wildlife has it in for humans. Holy mackerel
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(AP News)
 
 
 
There is so much water in the desert that border wall contractors took millions of gallons of it from a wildlife refuge to make concrete
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why are coloring books so popular during quarantine?
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
McCaulay Culkin's Twitter is a hoot: "I feel bad for all the burglars who never had the confidence to rob a house on Christmas thanks to me". But wait, there's more
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Some good advice for those who might be on the way to being homeless
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A day in the life of American politics in 2020, or "Shiat's F*cked Up"
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Mika Brzezinski asks on live tv what the entirety of Fark has been asking since 2016. "How stupid can you be, at this point, if you follow this president? "
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Pete Way, bassist for UFO, is called up to the saucers at 69
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It may be time to reevaluate your life if you rob a lemonade stand at gunpoint
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(Some Kanniget)
 
 
 
It's a simple question of weight ratios. A five ounce bird could not carry a 16 ounce frozen food bar
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Well, here's new music from The Killers since 2020 is still happening
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Some low-level FBI employee just pleaded guilty to one count of altering an email related to the Russia investigation, so this clearly means Trump is Emperor for Life, and Obama and Biden will be sent to prison tomorrow
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Better late than never, legendary Australian sailor Teddy Sheean posthumously awarded their highest military honor, the Victoria Cross. Strapped to his anti-aircraft gun and still firing as his ship went down beneath him
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
We got nowhere to go, so we cool now?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Should we stick with remote learning since it changed our quality of life?"
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(Newcastle Evening Chronicle)
 
 
 
Bridge will prevent squirrels from being run over by traffic if anybody can teach the squirrels to use it
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Thu August 13, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Things you don't want to see in a research paper: "This unfortunate state of affairs could reduce the life expectancy of our entire species"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Just in time for college campuses to open up, state wildlife officials report 6 cougar sightings in Michigan so far this year
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