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Sat December 05, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sad that this counts as progress but, it IS. The new Defense funding bill passed by Congress includes a provision that requires federal law enforcement personnel to identify themselves and their agencies during any operation
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Thu December 03, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Roger Stone Says North Korean Boats Delivered Ballots Through Maine Harbor, Bigfoot Sanctuary, Tooth Fairy College and Santa's Rectum
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
How boring are the Houston suburbs? They spent a year staking out a single pimp and arrested him with a SWAT team and armored vehicles
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
According to Interpol, the mafia is planning on hijacking new covid-19 vaccine shipments
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Wed December 02, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump harumphs, may bar Will Barr
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Where would one keep their identity papers while attending an orgy?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The naked corruption of Kelly Loeffler and David Perdue
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
More followup from the Staten Island bar that declared itself an"autonomous zone"; they got raided for COVID violations and the owner was arrested after 50 covidiots gathered to protest the shutdown
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Project Veritas uncovers evidence that Tucker Carlson is a racist. In other news, the Pope is still Catholic
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Parler has a porn problem. Although considering it also has a racist problem, a white nationalist problem, a misogyny problem, a bigotry problem, a conspiracy theory problem, and a privacy problem, that seems like a fairly minor one
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maricopa County Assessor and adoption lawyer is going to have 6 years in prison for smuggling pregnant women, and adopting out the children for huge profits
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Tue December 01, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Protect purchases from porch pirates pilfering your precious personal packages
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Mon November 30, 2020
(Manual Redeye)
 
 
 
Kentucky law enforcement training used video with Nazi symbol and they would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for these meddling student journalists
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Stank and Choad....'Nuff said
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Sun November 29, 2020
(Wisconsin Examiner)
 
 
 
Ever wonder just how many different police agencies have jurisdiction over you? The answer explains why police have tanks and teachers buy their own chalk
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Sat November 28, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
"They're always after me lucky charms"
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Fri November 27, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"Moorish Sovereign Citizens" are walking up to houses, claiming ownership and demanding the occupants leave, as police and the FBI expect Moor trouble
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Thu November 26, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
And the toadies say "Trump wants this to continue. Basically everyone else has to fake it." And the white girls go "Do-do-do, do-do, do-do-do, Do, do-do, do-do, do-do-do"
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Wed November 25, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
FBI investigating Sen. David Perdue for insider trading. Chris Wray and the Wraymen heard rumbling in the background
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ex-Proud Boy member plays the "it was only a joke" card when describing how the gang started and why he joined
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Wed November 18, 2020
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Ubisoft swatter may be "a professional" according to law enforcement. What does a career in swatting pay these days, anyway?
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Sat October 24, 2020
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has now fired six of his staff members that reported him to law enforcement for bribery
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Thu October 15, 2020
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
DOJ takes down QQAAZZ for money, alphabet laundering
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You're at your polling place, but you see the Gravy Seals, Meal Team Six playing "policeman" at the venue. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Soon-to-be former owner of computer repair shop who stole Hunter Biden's hard drive and gave it to Rudy Giuliani's says he fears for his life, doesn't want to be murdered like Seth Rich
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
What's worse for a Black teen with a 3.9 GPA, who plays football and runs his own nonprofit organization: driving home late at night with a cracked taillight or getting pulled over by university cops for a cracked taillight?
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Another ordinary day, another jetpack reported flying over LA
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Sun October 11, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Private security company recruiting armed military veterans to guard Minnesota polls from "Antifas" in November election. This is fine
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Sat October 10, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham says young black men can live in the South as long as they aren't uppity
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Journalists and legal observers do not have to follow police orders to disperse, you assholes
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Fri October 09, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The only real surprise here would have been if Facebook were NOT somehow involved
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Voter registration will not be extended. The Republican beatings shall continue until moral improves
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rapper Tory Lanez charged with trying too hard to gain Street credibility
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Thu October 08, 2020
(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
'You seem nervous to me': Why most police vehicle searches in Texas turn up nothing
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
'You seem nervous to me': Why most police vehicle searches in Texas turn up nothing
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump blames Gold Star families for giving him COVID. Who's next on the blame list? Orphans? Puppies?
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Wed October 07, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Federal judge orders Twitter to reveal the identity of the person who pretended to be an FBI agent to spread conspiracies about Seth Rich. $10 says it was Jacob Wohl
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
Internal communications show that ICE has singled out journalists and social media users for retaliation
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Holocaust survivor rescued as a child, studies what causes people to help others. Takes what he learned and teaches police how to be EPIC
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Tue October 06, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Psychiatrist says lock him up
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The GOP with a lot of help from the NRA, really knows how to bring Love and Happiness to its constituents in their strongholds of the South and the West
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Finally found antifa, and it's awesome
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Mon October 05, 2020
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Man's truck assumes the position and he is subsequently taunted by the Polk County Sheriff's Department
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Sun October 04, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
$2.2 million in cocaine. An Indian reservation. Feds in a van. An international kidnapping. Choose your own headline
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Sat October 03, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The Grift never ends
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(KOBI 5)
 
 
 
Oregon county decides to leave Emergency Alert notices in hands of private software company. It turned out kinda how you would expect when the fires began
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Regina police on the lookout for criminal hand after brazen theft of thousands of dollars worth of: A) jewelry, B) electronics, C) Crest white strips?
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(WSAW Wausau)
 
Weeners
 
Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow
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Fri October 02, 2020
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Releasing sky lanterns during a drought is not smart
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Paying off ransomware could get you in trouble with the feds but you won't believe what happens next. Click here to win
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't cause a domestic dispute resulting in the police being called. If you do, don't say you are federal law enforcement and threaten the police
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Thu October 01, 2020
(The Nation)
 
 
 
When Trump bent over backwards to not condemn white nationalists, the FBI put out a warning over the threat of such groups, pointing out the election as a potential flashpoint
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Usually, it's Florida -Man- masturbating in front of 7-Eleven at 11 AM on a Wednesday
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Not content with stopping voting by mail, TX Republicans now trying to limit voting in person. No, not all over Texas, just in THAT county that votes Democratic
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(Vice)
 
 
 
When George Floyd was buried, the local police authorized snipers to open fire if anyone started causing trouble
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"I don't know who the Proud Boys are," says man who almost certainly knows who the Proud Boys are
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Then: "Witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station." Now: "Evacuate? In our moment of...nevermind, I'm out, put me in the escape pod"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So it turns out that on top of being just plain horrible, private militias are illegal in all 50 states
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Turns out that Trump blew a bunch of scripted zingers in the debate because by failing to prepare, he prepared to fail
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Louisiana man arrested for coming out of the closet. Since it was a 15-year-old girl's and he'd been living there for a month, he's lucky he was just arrested
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Wed September 30, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Stand Back and Stand By is now Stand Down. That's a lot of standing
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Reminder: the FBI director *did* say ANTIFA was a ideology, not an organization, a week ago
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"I always viewed myself as a prison abolitionist, but then a man tried to sexually assault me. Should I help ensure he's sent to prison for his crime?"
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Tue September 29, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Government acknowledges institutional racism in justice system and vows reforms. Difficulty: Nova Scotia
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
What's gotten into the Trumper nutters who are usually totally cop beatdown on perps? They aren't backing their warriors in blue over the aggressive takedown of Brad Parscale
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Mon September 28, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
911 outage currently affecting parts of the nation. Try not to have any emergencies for a while
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Hospital cops disproportionately arrest Black people. Awkward: At the site of this week's Presidential Debate
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Does Amy Barrett know how to think for herself?
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Sun September 27, 2020
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Mommy, they're hitting back. It's not fair, mommy
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Man arrested after firing semi-automatic-style rifle four or five times when police arrive and which Golden Girl played Sue Ann Nivens in The Mary Tyler Moore Show?
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Sat September 26, 2020
(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
♬ Proud Boys Proud Boys - What'cha gonna do? - What'cha gonna do when your butts get sued? ♬
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Large group of people expected in Portland to protest not being able to kill people of color without consequence, or something to that effect
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Fri September 25, 2020
(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Weston East East on West
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Could you handle meeting this Vermont police dog?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In case you wondered where your racist boomer uncle got all those talking points he kept yelling at clouds
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Law professor to KY AG, you know a claim of self defense doesn't mean you can just kill anyone in the general vicinity, right?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Vehicular terrorism by right wing crazies against peaceful leftist protesters is being accepted nationwide
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Thu September 24, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The FBI is now breaking its own rules to spread propaganda in service of the Trump 2020 campaign
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(Slate)
 
 
 
All is not lost. How to combat the Trump/Barr electoral psy-ops
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(KMPH San Joaquin Valley)
 
 
 
Siri, where are the terrorists? I don't know how to respond to that
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The four eBay employees who sent a bloody pig mask and box of live cockroaches to couple to plead guilty, would not buy again
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(Columbia Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead with You Department: Columbia man arrested for abandoning wife's corpse
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Wed September 23, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
House Democrats introduce the "Protect Democracy Act" subtitled "Let's Never Go Through This Shiat Again", a plan to halt the drift toward authoritarianism
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
A horrifying minute by minute rundown of Trump's visit to Dayton
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You're not actually a Duke if you get caught after the jump
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Road Warrior Animal to reunite with Hawk and win the tag team championship in the sky
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Trump will face Joe Biden within days for the first of three presidential debates, and some of the president's supporters are already bracing for a humiliating loss"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
From the Wall Street market to PillCosby, the whack-a-mole assault on the Dark Web trundles onwards
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Tue September 22, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Family of BBQ cook shot by National Guard files civil suit. Lawyers plan to bring the heat low and slow
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Is the gold in your phone funding drug gangs? And what about the blow in your hooker?
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
DHS reportedly cloned protesters phones in Portland. Records will reveal subby's phone posted this from Washington DC, even though he thinks his phone is in his pocket in Illinois
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Sun September 20, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"You're a member of the what? Say that again? ...I'm just gonna put 'Mafia'" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by all those smelly stoners, the refined, genteel buttonheads who partake of magic mushrooms now have their own holiday
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(Los Angeles Magazine)
 
 
 
Not News: LA Sherriff's Department lies about arrest of reporter. News: Inspector General says so
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump needs to stand trial, no matter the constitutional crisis
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(Politico)
 
 
 
And a Pence vice presidency is no way for a jar of mayonnaise to become president
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Thu September 17, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pence isn't prepping to debate either
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(AP News)
 
 
 
America has political prisoners now, so we've got that going for us
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(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Today's "man booted from Disney World for not wearing a mask" story is brought to you by Pixar's classic movie A Bug's Life
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Wed September 16, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Chris Rock talks about this summer's events, stand-up, and blackface. And his season of "Fargo" starts on the 27th, too
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The term "gaslighting" is very trendy right now, but this? This is genuine article: Trump claims he NEVER downplayed the threat of the Coronavirus and , in fact "I up-played it" despite the fact that we have him ON TAPE saying he downplayed it
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Boogaloo Boi busted for cop murders that the propaganda machine had blamed on OOGA BOOGA ANTIFA
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dude, don't actually write down "make him a suspect"
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Tue September 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey LeBron, since we underhandedly blame you for police officers being shot, please cough up
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient police baton rectally controlling Tucker Carlson claims law enforcement are the only things stopping Democrats from taking power
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
That NYC $50 mask fine is looking like a good deal
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Amazon resellers price gouging? Shocking. Well, not that shocking
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Put on a mask or so help me I will turn this plane around
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The latest Republican rising star is "Miss Poison Pork Sliders" of Colorado, who could just as easily feel right at home in Florida
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The inspiration for Edward Norton's character in "American History X" thinks you should know where his old Nazi buddies ended up
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Sun September 13, 2020
(LAist)
 
 
 
LA County Sheriff's Department arrests NPR reporter for failure to respect authority
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Militarization of the police got us into this mess
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Sat September 12, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Los Angeles sheriff's deputies in full riot gear attempt to intimidate an ongoing press conference
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Fri September 11, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Peak 2020 so far: Firefighters plead with the public to quit sharing misinformation on Facebook that Antifa are lighting forest fires
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(Politico)
 
 
 
If Trump is reelected, and people protest, expect it to get bloody quick. Trump vows to "put them down very quickly" in an upcoming interview
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(Minn Post)
 
 
 
The armed militia that went to Kenosha (definitely not the good guys in this story) have reported police told them they deliberately planned to herd the protesters towards the militia and then just leave them to it. Serving and protecting
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Moviehole)
 
 
 
RoboCop prequel series in development will have no RoboCop. "It has all the cool stuff about RoboCop except no RoboCop"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
While we've already moved on to the next Trump outrage du jour (de l'heure?), don't forget how insane it is that the DOJ is moving to take over his personal defense in a sexual assault case
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Witness says officers never issued commands before firing at Michael Reinoehl
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
It's time to start worrying about disinformation efforts designed to sway the votes of people who get their political news from Animal Crossing
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Tue September 08, 2020
(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Lying to your employer "to see if I could get away with it" is not a good strategy, especially if your employer is a Sheriff's Department. Especially if you are already on a last chance agreement for previously lying
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Mon September 07, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Happy Labor Day. Let's take a minute and recognize those who fought for the rights of workers while we gather for the MSNBC discussion thread, starting at 7 PM Eastern
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Sun September 06, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
You can tell your grandparents to relax; Blue Bloods is back to filming
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Sat September 05, 2020
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Let's see: $10,984 for an $8 test..*tap tap* an increase of 137,300%. Insurance pays w/ no questions... *tap tap* Insurance raises coverage costs on all subscribers by 10+%...I think I just found where the lobbying $$ against Medicare4All comes from
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Fri September 04, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's Friday, I'm tired and a long weekend is ahead. Share your tales of birds, dogs, or job interviews in the MSNBC Discussion thread, starting at 7 PM Eastern
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
"Experts" release a list of "lesser-known" apps that could expose your child to sex trafficking. Stupid tag because the list includes Grinder and Plenty of Fish
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Somehow, the president's ranting about Lawn Order has gone even worse for him than you'd expect
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Outside agitators arrested for showing up in Kenosha dressed to kill
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"If DHS can trump up charges against immigrants with impunity, nobody can guarantee they won't start doing it to regular Americans"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Today's list of "people endorsing Biden and denouncing Trump as reckless, incompetent and lawless" is made up of 175 current and former law enforcement officials, including sheriffs, police chiefs, state attorneys general, and US attorneys
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
"Drunk, naked lady kicked out of Boundary Waters for some reason"
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Bill Barr feels BLM is "fundamentally illegitimate"
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(News Break)
 
 
 
Wendy's Manager puts Big Boy pants on and proves he is the Burger King. Tells drive-thru customer to get In-N-Out. Also, McDonald's
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Thu September 03, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thursday. While I go get something to drink, here's the MSNBC Discussion thread, starting at 7 PM Eastern
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Astrologers search the skies for clues for crimes committed on Earf
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Two men accused of poaching elk. Idiots. Don't they know that it's much more flavorful when you braise it?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pakistn cck blcks Grindr and othr datng apps
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(WEAU Eau Claire)
 
 
 
Driver was initially heard yelling, "Tonight, we dine in hell"
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Pasco's sheriff created a program to predict who will commit crimes, and then harass them until they commit crimes
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Sheriffs Association protests editorial cartoon showing doctor, cop looking at X-ray of pelvic area drawn as person wearing KKK robe. "White supremacists have made a point of infiltrating law enforcement. That's a fact. That's a problem"
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Yes, Get Out of Jail Free cards are real. And they're spectacular, according to those who've held them
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Joe Biden to visit Kenosha on Thursday, no doubt to conduct damage control
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Amazon strikes those 'union-buster' job openings from the record
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Kenosha, WI business owner declines to be a prop in Trump's photo op visit, so the White House got the business's former owner to appear instead and passed HIM off as the business owner
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Even if you didn't do anything wrong, Minnesota cops are seizing your car and selling it out from under you
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Tue September 01, 2020
(WSFA)
 
 
 
Why did the pedestrian cross the road? We'll never know because the impatient driver shot him eight times
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(WSFA)
 
 
 
Why did the pedestrian cross the road? We'll never know because the impatient driver shot him eight times
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Breonna Taylor's boyfriend sues Louisville for arresting, jailing, and indicting him after Taylor's death, noting KY's Stand Your Ground law should have made him immune from all three. He apparently failed to notice the "unless you're black" clause
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Trump likes Wisconsin like he likes his women: screaming at him to go away as he barges in anyway
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Police, who are not at all concerned about illegally gathering doorbell camera footage to harm citizens, are very concerned that citizens may be monitoring them with doorbell cameras
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump wanted to pay Mueller to drop the Russia probe, which, mind you, Trump says is nothing
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
"Drug suspect offered July plea deal if he would admit Breonna Taylor part of 'organized crime syndicate'"
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"Say hello to my little drone" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It's like a DC supervillian crossover event; The guy behind "Swift Boat Veterans for "Truth" is teaming up with Sheldon Adelson and former Home Depot CEO Bernie Marcus to launch a massive Pro-Trump Super-PAC
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi shoots from the hip in attack on Steve's Scalise's doctored video
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ain't nobody got time for that
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Sun August 30, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rod Rosenstein was in Trump's pocket the whole time
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Sat August 29, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Google offers to help others with ethics. That's the joke
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Kenosha cops and federal marshals arrest a caravan of antifa thugs who drove all the way from Seattle with nefarious intent to serve food to protesters. Teenagers crossing state lines hoping to shoot said protesters still OK
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
General Milley: the military ain't getting involved in the election
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
News: The boxing world has produced a detailed police reform proposal. Fark: It's not bad
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
News: The boxing world has produced a detailed police reform proposal. Fark: It's not bad
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The white supremacist domestic terrorism is only going to get worse
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
At their convention this week, to demonstrate how bad Joe Biden's America would be, the Trump campaign showed footage of rioting... from Barcelona, for some reason
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In case you thought Tucker Carlson's attempts to turn the Kenosha shooter into a hero were him "going rogue", here's the NY Post, another NewsCorp property running a story about him washing graffiti off a wall the day before he murdered people
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
LA Lakers and Clippers vote to take their basketballs and go home over protests. So much for the happiest place on earth
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
You mean you removed the right-wing agitators and rifle carrying militia and miraculously the Kenosha protests became peaceful? Curious
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this but Kenosha shooter Kyle Rittenhouse absolutely loved Trump and has pictures of himself at his rallies to prove it
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this but Kenosha shooter Kyle Rittenhouse absolutely loved Trump and has pictures of himself at his rallies to prove it
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Wed August 26, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Father of NFL player goes missing on a berry picking trip, allegedly after being left behind by the guy he went with. Son joins in the search, and is promptly arrested for trying to beat information out of the guy who left his dad behind
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Head of "black for Trump" who, shockingly, appears to be an actual black man, and is scheduled to speak tonight at the RNC is also facing federal insider trading charges, because at this point, federal charge are almost a prerequisite for a speaking slot
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
There once was man from Immokalee / Who went to pick berries in Okeechobee / His son done got booked / When he had come to look / For his father who was now a zombie
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Laura's packing an "unsurvivable storm surge" for some in its path. Stay safe, Farkers
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Tue August 25, 2020
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
"Joker claims that he's not a guy with "a plan," but his terroristic pranks involve multiple locations with events coinciding down to the millisecond"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You might want to have a seat right over there for this, but it turns out that sex offender registries don't actually do much of anything to protect people from sex offenders
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Jeff Daniels is James Comey
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Tear gas is quickly becoming a pollutant in Portland
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Yeah, this should help
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Mon August 24, 2020
(Pew Research)
 
 
 
Tl;dr - Democrats care about things which actually afflict people
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Top homeland security official "Chad Wolf" says Department of Homeland Security doesn't have the authority to send law enforcement to polling sites. Who wants to be Chad Wolf's "Replacement"?
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Sun August 23, 2020
(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Right wing protesters in Portland are assaulting citizens ... and the police are letting them do it, because of course they are
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Fri August 21, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How large are the fires in California? One Rhode island
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Uber CSO: Holy cow hackers have breached our database and stolen the private info 57 million customers. I should report this a required by law, so customers can protect themselves..ooor I could just slip the hackers 100G"s to keep mum about this
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Alexei Navalny eschews "best doctors in the world," flies to Germany for treatment, still in coma
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump suggests putting law enforcement at polling locations
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Thu August 20, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times invites you inside the extremist, violent, bigoted, racist and extremely disturbing Boogaloo movement
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Wed August 19, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guy tweets a picture of what he said was a slide at a training at his Goodyear store in which MAGA hats were listed as being against the company's dress ban on political attire. Cue angry capslock tweet from Trump calling for a national boycott of Goodyear
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Video evidence of Robert Kraft getting tossed gets tossed
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(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
Family installs security system, finds next door neighbor nudist creeping around yard, chatting with 7-year-old daughter through bedroom window. Police: "If [Dad] would have come out and stomped him into a mud puddle, yeah, we would've been fine with that"
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Dramatic end to police standoff that shutdown the 101 in San Jose. No word as to the cause, but I'm going to wager it had something to do with those pants
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just how "blatantly racist" do your speakers have to be for the local right-wing militia to pull out of your event?
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Mon August 17, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Quadruple murder suspect wanted in Michigan peninsula". Well, okay, but I'm gonna need at least $25/hr with full benefits, including dental and paid vacations
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The heir to the Moosehead Brewery fortune was found beaten to death with 40 strikes to the skull perhaps from Labatt
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Sun August 16, 2020
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Shots fired in Cedar Park Texas. Multiple officers shot, in stable condition
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(WSLS Virginia)
 
 
 
Law enforcement in Altavista, VA needs your help ID'ing a suspect. Hey, dummies? Fire up Netscape Navigator and use the product your town was named after. Jesus, why do I have to think of everything?
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Sat August 15, 2020
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
This is fine. Everything's fine
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Fri August 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Riot police drop shields to hug protesters
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Thu August 13, 2020
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Bill Barr trying to hide his involvement in the Lafayette Square crimes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Justice Department seizes millions in monopoly money from terrorists
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Prepare to learn why police unions have so much power. Also bring some protective garments knowing that once you read this you could be subjected to a beatdown for knowing
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. What happens on your connecting flight to Vegas, stays with you in jail in Phoenix apparently
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cave man face?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The VP debate carrot has been offered
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
In the meantime, the Feds in New York have charged three men in separate schemes to harass, intimidate and bribe the victims of R. Kelly
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California voters overwhelmingly support sweeping police reforms. So judging by say, marijuana legalization, which also enjoyed overwhelming popular support, this should lead to changes in about... fifty years?
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Police are now training to become "human lie detectors," so they can "identify anger, contempt, and disgust before words are even spoken"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Florida sheriff takes bold stance on mask wearing after 200 jailed inmates test positive and a staff member dies from coronavirus
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Man forces himself through Wendy's drive-thru window, and you've already guessed the state
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Even if you use a fake name to post "KILL EM ALL" on a livestream of a protest in late June, it's probably not a good idea to do so. Isn't that right, officer?
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Tue August 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fact check on drumpf's address yesterday. But you already knew it was nuts, amiright?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
One, ONE Sesame Place employee attacked and injured by anti-mask visitor at amusement park. Ah, ah, ah
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle Police Chief to resign and spent more time clubbing
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
That person with a weapon shot by the Secret Service near the White House yesterday? "No firearm was found on the suspect, said a law enforcement official who is not authorized to comment publicly." So... phaser? Disruptor? Sonic screwdriver?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sovereign Citizen Antifa Maskhole Constitutionalists now being exported to Mexico. Si, loco norteamericano hits all of the above while squabbling in his new country
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
We have your Grandma, send us money
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Keep in mind that this is your chief law enforcement officer. Sleep well, America
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Sun August 09, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Price of the Slurpee got you down? It's ok, you're Florida Man
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Price of the Slurpee got you down? It's ok, you're Florida Man
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
¿Adonde esta la llama? La llama esta en Portland
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Kyiv Post)
 
 
 
For you Americans, this would be like if Biden hired acting DHS secretary Chad Wolf as AG after he ordered the gassing of protestors
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