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Sun October 02, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Poll watchers are going to turn 2022 midterm elections into "complete babysitting", precincts don't have budget for Huggies
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Sat October 01, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
He lost his wife, job, and guns. And he really misses those guns, your honor
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Second GOP Commandment: Thou shalt not take your (orange) Lord's name in vain
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Fri September 30, 2022
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
"Snitches get stitches" is now official policy of Oakland...City Schools administrators
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Performer dragging blogger to court
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kari Lake (R-AZ) hires staffer who plotted to kill an FBI informant. But Back the Blue and stuff
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Whoa, hold on. Are you telling me that the cops may have lied? What madness is this?
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Whoa, hold on. Are you telling me that the cops may have lied? What madness is this?
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Thu September 29, 2022
(KSBY San Luis Obispo)
 
 
 
DON'T taste the rainbow
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Wed September 28, 2022
(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
Forgetting it's 2022 in the real world, NC Sheriff uses his 1962 voice - and don't call him a morally bankrupt racist, because that is just mean
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bigots threaten to disrupt Montana bookstore's drag queen story time. Former police officers, retired military personnel, small army of rainbow-clad book lovers say, "HELL no"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Flight diverted after passenger stands up and screams, "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! REPENT, REPENT!" Adding to the horror, the flight was diverted to Texas
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Tue September 27, 2022
(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston announces changes to gun buyback program after smartass games the system by selling dozens of 3D-printed guns to the city during the initial event
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
When calling someone a huge White supremacist are you referring to their physical size or their dedication to oppressing minorities? Complete wacko is pretty self explanatory
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Mon September 26, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Oh, you sneaky British bastards
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The first legislation the GOP will attempt to pass if they take over congress in the mid-terms: Fire 87,000 government employees that don't exist
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Sun September 25, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
It took 3 years and an amended autopsy report, but surprisingly enough, being assaulted by police and forcibly injected with Ketamine caused Elijah McClain's death
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Make that a not-so-amusement park
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Sat September 24, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
The latest GQP talking point? Teaching kids respect is Marxist
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Fri September 23, 2022
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Seal turns himself in at Beverly, MA Police Department. Heidi Klum refuses to bail him out though
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(ABC 10 Sacamento)
 
 
 
Hell got an Angel in June, Stockton hoping they only get 8000 on Saturday
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Four bills to fund law enforcement and public safety pass the House with bipartisan votes, now head to Senate where the party of law and order is expected to kill them
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Thu September 22, 2022
(IT Pro)
 
 
 
46 U.S. states have had about enough of your shiat, Zuckerberg
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Woman charged for bringing rescued racoon into North Dakota bar. It must have run up a huge tab for that to make the news
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Fat Leonard apprehended. Skinny Pete and Height-Weight-Proportional Johnny still at large
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Wed September 21, 2022
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
"Pig-butchering": the scam that's likely already on your phone
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Big Brother to reboot Candid Camera
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Big Brother to reboot Candid Camera
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Tue September 20, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
If the court system isn't politicized, how come we are talking about "conservative precedent" as if it was a separate, parallel justice system?
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Sun September 18, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Drive-by shootings are especially difficult when you don't have a car
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN explains why deleting something from the internet is "almost impossible." Because you were only behind 6 proxies instead of 7?
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Sat September 17, 2022
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Authorities aren't giving many details about the "obvious homicidal violence", but are asking area residents to check their yards for a hatchet
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Didn't read LOL
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Fri September 16, 2022
(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Turns out that if you kill someone the cops don't like they'll take their time getting around to arresting you
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Thu September 15, 2022
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Roof dog is watching you, well, the neighborhood
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Wed September 14, 2022
(WEAR Pensacola)
 
 
 
Florida Man appears in show about moonshiners. Florida Man is arrested for making moonshine
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Manifesto explains motive for Northeastern University bombing is anti... what? Seriously? This isn't even a real thing
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Tue September 13, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
San Francisco woman whose rape test kit was used to arrest her for an unrelated crime is suing the genetic panopticon
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Even Republican senators think TFG saying he'll pardon Jan 6 rioters is a 'bad idea'
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Mon September 12, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Murder of 51-year-old Orting man described as an "ambush," as investigators attempt to determine a motive and how a man Orts in the first place
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Authorities seek help locating two escapees from county jail, but if their mugshots are any indication these master criminals will blend seamlessly into society
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If you thought the Black pastor who was arrested for watering his neighbor's flowers was going away quietly, think again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
2022: Republicans admit that they are concerned by Trump's offer to pardon insurrectionists. 2025: Republicans admit that they are concerned by Trump's proposal to publicly execute everyone who said bad things about him during the Jan. 6 hearings
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Sun September 11, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Why has Bill Barr broken up with Trump?
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(Some tracked guy)
 
 
 
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you: Florida edition
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Johnson County sheriff threatens to deploy deputies against IRS agents. Subby threatens to deplete popcorn supply for that confrontation
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Sat September 10, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's a small world after all
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Founder of Proud Boy's Hawaii chapter humbles himself before court
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Fri September 09, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In what only seems like the pilot of a darker. grittier reboot of "Justified", a West Virginia man is shot dead by two plainclothes members of a fugitive retrieval task force as he was leaving his father's funeral
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(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Obviously not committed to the bit, Monroe man fires on neighbor, then on responding deputies, then surrenders before SWAT team could even assemble
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Thu September 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. seizes $30 million in stolen crypto from North Korean hackers. Will be worth about $27.23 in a day or two
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Wed September 07, 2022
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
In what would be one of the largest mass dismissals of convictions in U.S. history, the Brooklyn DA is seeking to vacate 378 convictions tied to guilty NYC cops
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
More cameras to allow ease of unreasonable searches and seizures, monitoring of all vehicle traffic. Fourth Amendment weeping in the corner, forced to slow dance with Biff
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(The Marshall Project)
 
 
 
Rifles, Tasers and Jails? Oh My. We're off to see the police state
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Somebody went through leaked Oath Keepers membership lists and found names of law enforcement officials and politicians. Hilarity ensues
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
January 6 rioter turned in by girlfriend after calling her a moron for not believing election was stolen gets to spend 9 months holding misspelled sign in prison
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Tue September 06, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Perhaps in hindsight it probably wasn't a good idea to call FBI 'vicious monsters', right TFG?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Borisxit
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Story about fake cop has real advice to get you killed
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Story about fake cop has real advice to get you killed
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Oopsy-daisy, no more guns for wish.com Wolverine
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
Hero
 
When a Uvalde teacher was shot and lay bleeding for an hour before help arrived, 16 people did what they could to comfort her - even though one of them was also wounded. If only school administrators and police cared as much as 4th-graders
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dent says Trump gave Democrats a gift with his PA speech. Trump quoted as responding 'You're a jerk, Dent. A complete kneebiter.'
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Mon September 05, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Leopard: I ate the sheriff, but I did not eat the deputy...oh wait I ate him too
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"President Joe Biden warned Americans in a televised address that 'Trump and the MAGA Republicans represent an extremism that threatens the very foundations of our republic.' And how did Trump respond? By proving Biden 100% correct"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about so here is a cow with its head stuck in a tree
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Sun September 04, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The game wasn't the only thing Virginia Tech lost on Friday
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mass panic forced the early closure of Minnesota State Fair. Sources say deep fried butter on stick ran out causing the mayhem
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Sat September 03, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cloudflare sends Kiwi Farms to a farm upstate
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Law enforcement officers go above and beyond and travel hundred of miles to bring a fugitive to justice
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Fri September 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
You can find anything on Ebay, even a voting machine that was used in the 2020 election
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
It's always nice to see law enforcement practicing community policing. For example: this case in PA where the local police are taking the time to search for the owner of some lost prescription sunglasses and pool of human blood
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(CNN)
 
 
 
At least eight high-profile Russian businessmen have died in accidents or by suicide in the last six months. How strange
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Thu September 01, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News found a law-talking guy who says the FBI has no case and all they have to do is file for bad court thingie and this whole thing will go away
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(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
Challenge coin design gets police officer suspended. How bad could it be? Oh my
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
After realizing the dire consequences of banning abortion, South Carolina legislator decides the only solution is to double down on banning it
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Wed August 31, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
If your loved one passes away while waiting in the security line, the TSA will be happy to hand-screen her and get her on her flight
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Lawyers for Oath Keeper Jan 6th defendants: Your honor, we want to argue "entrapment" since Donald Trump told to us to storm the Capitol and the Capitol Police didn't stop us good enough. Judge: Oh, wait, you're serious? Let me laugh even harder then
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(Los Angeles Magazine)
 
 
 
Gavin McInnes' disappearing act was less "law enforcement raid" and more "pranking a loyal audience and farking off to France". Bonus: one of his "friends" called him out on the "prank"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge orders Republicans to pay $75,000 to Democrats who "slandered" them with their own words and actions
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Tue August 30, 2022
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Denver man arrested for stealing $41K of golf equipment from the airport, which probably equates to a wedge, two irons and a Callaway towel
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge vacates conviction of a man who did 36 years for a rape he didn't commit after finding the prosecution withheld key pieces of evidence like the fact that the eyewitness was bogus and blood and semen at the scene didn't match the defendant
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
40% of Americans believe the US is heading for a second civil war. 0% of Americans can explain how a second civil war would actually be feasible
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(Whiskey Riff)
 
 
 
As Yellowstone Dumbass League™ heads into 2022 playoffs, a wild-card contender emerges: Cow Elk get critical win versus Sh*tfaced Tourists
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Texas law enforcement rush into a school when a *real* threat is reported
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Mon August 29, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
No, it's not a just conspiracy theory. You really are being watched
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(Lawfare Blog)
 
 
 
Tired of domestic terrorism? Then choke off the opulent pipeline of money that lets rich cowards hide behind gullible pawns to commit it
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Former police chief who liked beating up handcuffed people and also bragging about it is sentenced to six years and this proves no one is above the law. Funny no one is getting charged for ignoring his abuse. Also Jesus is cool with his actions
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Let's go [to prison], Brandon
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Fri August 26, 2022
(PennLive)
 
 
 
In PA, covering a spec of paint on your license plate with a frame is now grounds for police to be all up in your grill
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Thu August 25, 2022
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
The UXBs of Madison County
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Say, chief, ya know what *really* "encourages anti-police attitudes"? HIRING LITERAL NAZIS
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gilead annexes 5 states over this extended Trigger Law weekend. Blessed be the fruit
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(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Crime? Watering his neighbor's flowers while Black. Bonus: He had a white woman vouch for him on camera to the arresting officers
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(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Crime? Watering his neighbor's flowers while Black. Bonus: He had a white woman vouch for him on camera to the arresting officers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brink's driver asleep in vehicle while millions stolen. I didn't think Costanza could get a rocking chair into a truck cab
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Wed August 24, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Three months later, Uvalde School District is meeting today to decide whether to fire the person most in need of being fired in the country
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(Audacy)
 
Video
 
12-year-old New Orleans girl gets in fight/bullied on bus, gets off bus & returns with firearm & begins beating on door, whole thing captured on video, mother posts online rant supporting daughter's right to pull firearm on bullies, The Aristocrats
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Lawsuits begin in Uvalde to the tune of 27 million dol-- what? Oh, sorry. Folks, that's 27 billion with a B dollars
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Tue August 23, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Can we just make Adventures With Purpose the official dive team of the FBI? How many cases is this now where they have found a vehicle in a body of water after LE has quit searching
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(West Virginia Metro News)
 
 
 
West Virginia man in custody after threatening to improve town
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Mon August 22, 2022
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that every now and again a situation arises that defies explanation. And so it was the "Saints Row" reboot
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Pawn learns pigeon shiatting on the chess board doesn't actually know how to play the game
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
'Texas-Florida Incel' is my Florida-Georgia Line tribute band that's going to open at the GOP convention
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Fri August 19, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
'Murdered' silicone sex doll washes up on sandy beach, so lifelike the local citizens call police to report a corpse. In related news: Subby has lost his silicone girlfriend while swimming at a beach in the Bang Saen district of Chonburi, Thailand (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Florida Politics)
 
 
 
Florida state house candidate cancelled for advocating freedom
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Trump supporters' threats to judge spur democracy concerns
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Thu August 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That means that 75 percent of Americans approve it
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hey, if antifa drag queen lizard people weren't oppressing him so hard he might have TWO shiny silver Hummers stuffed full of expensive weapons, so what choice did he have but to try and murder Congress?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Guy who was famous for a weekend in Vegas downgraded to Napa
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Wed August 17, 2022
(Bolts)
 
 
 
A CPA won the primary for Los Angeles Comptroller by pointing out that cops are overfunded in giant billboard infographics; LAPD is desperately looking for an illegal fireworks distributor in his neighborhood
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Can badASS Chuck Norris stop the next school shooting? Probably not, but TexASS Gov. Abbott seems to thinks so
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(Consequence)
 
 
 
Boy Meets City Council
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
CHUD: "Hey, we gotta stop the Trans Agenda while stigginit to the libbies in Boston. Any ideas?" LibsOfTikTok: "Let's make up lies about Boston Children's Hospital mutilating babies & flood their phones with death threats" Both: "BRILLIANT"
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Tue August 16, 2022
(Electrek)
 
 
 
It seems the feds have upgraded from that "Two Guys from Quantico Pizza" van
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Users mad that Gab blabbed
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The leopards inside the Face Eating Leopard Party start to eat their own faces
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(Queerty)
 
 
 
FBI agent doxxer got doxxed, looks a bit like Pharma Bro Shkreli but with a face at least twice as punchable
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Oh sure, the FBI suddenly "finds" all those missing children, probably in Hillary's dungeon in the pizza joint
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Mon August 15, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Grand Moff Tarkin: "The temperature on Alderaan has to be brought down"
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Not surprising:Trump claims the 'entire country is angry' about the FBI search at Mar-a-Lago. Neither surprising: A new poll shows more Americans approve of the search
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Stochasti-Boy just can't stop lighting fuses
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
TFG goes on Fox offering to do "whatever we can do" to bring down the temperature in the country. Everything except, you know, request while on Fox that his supporters mellow the fark out
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Sat August 13, 2022
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Nice car you got here. Be a real shame if something were to happen to it
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Fri August 12, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
In light of TFG letting secret military documents lie around at his house for years, the GOP will back away ... who are we kidding, they're blaming Dems, stoking domestic terrorist sentiment and basically calling for the overthrow of the state
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Can't make ourselves look bad for being impotent following a school shooting
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
The GQP is the party of treason
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Swing state GOPers are between a rock and a flaccid orange place
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
1 dead after shooting at cemetery. Convenient
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Thu August 11, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Of course the Cincinnati FBI field office crasher with a nail gun was in D.C. on January 6. Anyways, he's dead
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Five years ago today some very fine people on both sides got together in Charlottesville to exercise their First Amendment rights
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
You're mad at the FBI. Ok. But attacking their field office might not be the brilliant plan you think it is
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While we're all cheering the DOJ on, let's remember they're really in a hopeless no-win situation, a trap of their own making, Kobayashi Maru, a Zugzwang, Catch 22, the prisoner's dilemma, painted in a corner, whatever gets you to click
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Wed August 10, 2022
(Queerty)
 
 
 
The simple and obvious explanation is that the former president is not a decent, honest, law-abiding person. These traits, when manifested in high-profile misbehavior, tend to attract the attention of law enforcement
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If Spiderman can inspire ankle monitors, why can't Scooby-Doo inspire cool cop vans and hallucinogens?
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(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Meet Ethan! He's the winner of this year's American Humane Shelter Hero Dog award that recognizes dogs who have done "extraordinary" things. Please welcome him and his owner to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/milestone videos)
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
Kevin McCarthy promises that if the GOP takes back the House, they will obstruct justice
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(Flathead Beacon)
 
 
 
A missing relative may only be one home DNA test away from being found
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Tue August 09, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
But if I'm representing someone who's guilty, I'd want to sit back and claim it's all political
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Facebook enters Gilead
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Blue Lives Matter* (*as long as they're out arresting the Blacks and Antifa)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Blue Lives Matter* (*as long as they're out arresting the Blacks and Antifa)
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(CNN)
 
Hero
 
In June, investigators visited Mar-a-Lago seeking more info about material taken from the White House, including chief of Counterintelligence & Export Control at DOJ. "Who's the C&EC?" you ask? "Espionage, sabotage, neutrality, and atomic energy"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon is afraid
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Mon August 08, 2022
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Reputed gang member faces felony for uploading rap music video to youtube. I killed Darnell
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Subby's not saying there's a serial killer on the loose in Albuquerque, but if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck
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Sat August 06, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Sen. Wrong Johnson thinks Sen. Batboy's plan to make Social Security and Medicare beg for funding each year is not cruel enough
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
One of the impeachment ten wins primary
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Rick Scott declares war on liberals at CPAC
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Fri August 05, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Our children deserve better schools, equipped with qualified teachers, computers, flexible learning spaces, an arms locker full of rifles, science labs...wait, back up one
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The very definition of throwing good money after bad
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You've probably never heard of the Oak Creek Massacre, which is unfortunate because if more people knew about and had done something in its wake, we might not be overrun with white supremacist terrorists right now
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Thu August 04, 2022
(Flathead Beacon)
 
 
 
One Montana county closed all of its libraries after bullet-riddled books were left in the overnight book drop. No word on the condition of the Holy Bible
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man indicted for hate crime and interstate threats for calling a grocery store in Buffalo, New York and threatening a race war surprises no one by having three first names and almost certainly no chin
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Wed August 03, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More potential voter fraud...go ahead, guess the party and the state before clicking
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
3 bizarre stories of Oregon, involving shipwrecks, "Goonies kind of treasure," and LSD. Keep Portland weird
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Tue August 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Justice Department has sued Idaho over the state's abortion restrictions. Potato joke goes here
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Mon August 01, 2022
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Former Secret Service agent on its handling of Jan. 6: "The whole thing stinks"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Are you a pregnant incub-- er, woman in America? You might want to consider paying cash for farking everything, like NOW
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Today we get to find out if a woman who voted to impeach our Lord and Savior, His High Holiness and Supreme Leader Donald J. Trump, can survive the maelstrom of hatred, anger, misinformation, and paranoia known as a Republican primary
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Sun July 31, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Why are Old Spice and Dawn being locked up behind glass at Walgreen's and CVS?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oath Keeper defendant's attorney moves that evidence of client's guilt may be prejudicial to jury, should be withheld
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Sat July 30, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Kansas sheriff: I have received 200 tips reporting election fraud since last fall. Sheriff's record supervisor: We have received 1 tip
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Fri July 29, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
If no doctor signs a patient's death certificate, is their patient really a stiff, has passed on, is no more, has ceased to be, expired and gone to meet 'is maker, bereft of life, rests in peace, kicked the bucket? IS THIS AN EX-PATIENT?
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Thu July 28, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
App stores under fire for carrying scammy crypto apps. Wait, that's redundant
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
DuhSantis demands all corporations be Republican
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Assassin skills" "How to be stealthy"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police accused of falsely arresting a man to keep him from running for office
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
"Unconscious New York man is not missing Texan Jason Landry." I don't miss Jason either
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Wed July 27, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Revenge Pro-Tip: Make sure you are setting the correct house on fire
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Uvalde City Council to investigate every city officer who responded to school massacre, which shouldn't take long since almost none of them actually did
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Police chief admits that "it just doesn't look good" after photos snapped by a boy scout troop while touring the department's shooting range showed only Black men as targets
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Police chief admits that "it just doesn't look good" after photos snapped by a boy scout troop while touring the department's shooting range showed only Black men as targets
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Tue July 26, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Jan. 6 terrorist sentenced to *more* than the 5 years recommended by the feds
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Turns out it's very easy to run a campaign against bail reform when your campaign co-chair is a county DA and in a position to let your attacker walk free
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mike Pence's former chief of staff Marc Short just straight up murders Matt Gaetz: "He'll be in prison for child sex trafficking by 2024...I'm actually surprised that Florida law enforcement still allows him to speak to teenage conferences like that"
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Mon July 25, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Schools in Mississippi are allowed to set their own rules and policies for guns. Considering this is a State full of MAGA-addicts, expect numerous follow-up tags in the future
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(WIVB)
 
 
 
In other gardening news, a NY state parole officer gently plants new evidence while growing an entire deposition out of thin air
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
News: Republicans demand Democrats denounce armed assassination attempt on candidate for governor. Fark: suspect was only armed with a plastic cat keychain. Ultrafark: suspect was drunk and had no idea the victim was a politician
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Sun July 24, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you work for Fox News, don't ask Liz Cheney anything
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Hello, FBI? Yeah I just wanna clear my name over this J6 thing. Yeah, I was there. But it's not as bad as you guys are making it out to be
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Sat July 23, 2022
(ArtNet)
 
 
 
This yacht seizure has been egg-cellent
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Let's see what happens when the far right takes over running a county
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but browsing in your web browser's "private mode" doesn't actually, like, keep you private or anything. See, I told you. You need to be behind at least 7 proxies. Maybe eight, now
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Why did all 208 Republican members of the House, including Cheney and Kinzinger, vote against investigating white supremacist and neo-Nazi activity in the military? The answer may not shock you
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Fri July 22, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The FBI is watching you crypto tweet
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
One of the elusive pedophiles QAnon keeps talking about was just found at church
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Zeldin threatened with a knife during campaign stop, Bokoblins and Lizalfos wanted for questioning
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Neopets user data reportedly stolen. In other news, Neopets is still around
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Thu July 21, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Tag says it all
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP frets as Herschel Walker fumbles
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
"After their neighbor was taken into custody. The neighbors said explosions at the home were not unusual in their otherwise quiet neighborhood. "I always hear a lot of 'boom, boom, boom, boom, boom' everywhere"
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Drew will take two dozen, and some light discipline
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Lemme guess, they need this super powered gun that can rip through any known body armor because ... bears shoot back? Elk horns have become shields? If they shot a rabbit with one of these, you wouldn't be able to find the dust it left behind
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Wed July 20, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
London Breed hates the homeless and criminals. Except her brother, he's cool and should get his sentence reduced
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Of the 376 cops who responded to the Uvalde shooting, there is one who arguably wasn't incompetent or a coward. Lt. Javier Martinez rushed in the building, took fire from the shooter and tried to engage him, but "no other officers followed him"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After watching almost two dozen children be slaughtered while police picked their noses for an hour waiting for attack orders, police departments wonder why they can't find recruits
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nice police work Lou. No, seriously, good job
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Tue July 19, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Remember when GQP candidate Herschel Walker admitted to having personality disorders? Pepperidge Farms remembers
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Texas State Police launch investigation to cover up what other Texas investigations have covered up about the Uvalde massacre
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Mon July 18, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
In 2018 DHS bought location data harvested from apps on hundreds of millions of cell phones and used it to track more than 336,000 people, mostly for immigration purposes. Warrant? They don't need no stinkin' warrant. No, seriously, right now they don't
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(CNN)
 
 
 
EMS declines to show up at shooting due to being invited to more popular shooting
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Senate candidate who works at an adult bookstore isn't even the weirdest part of the story
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Sun July 17, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
That's a lot of good guys with guns. Guess we just needed one more. Then they'd be safe
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Has anyone seen Danny Ocean lately?
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Sat July 16, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Any of you stoners out there want to do something useful with your burnt out life? NYC Mayor Eric Adams is looking for a "smokes person" to manage the Big Apple's weed habit
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(West Virginia Record)
 
 
 
Dreading a hearing, judge points gun at attorney and says "I AM THE LAW"
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Fri July 15, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Instead of backing the blue, Republican lawmakers would rather avoid the blue when it comes to seeing first hand how capital police were treated on January 6th
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Wed July 13, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
New Boston Police Commissioner beats out all other colleagues in the running including those who once physically beat him 25 years ago
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Amazon's Ring gave record amount of footage to government in 2021. The precious data. They wants it. They needs it, precious
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Amazon's Ring gave record amount of footage to government in 2021. The precious data. They wants it. They needs it, precious
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
After footage has been released of the Uvalde school shooting, the mayor is pissed off at A) the teenager having access to a military weapon, B) the cops doing nothing for about an hour, or C) the video being leaked to the public?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Yosemite National Park rangers, who have been raking the forest for decades, the sequoias there survived pretty much unscathed, according to Dickman
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Court blocks Arizona GOP law to prohibit abortions
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Tue July 12, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Subby hadn't heard of Anarchapulco before, and is not surprised it didn't last long. Grafton, NH nods sagely
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
You know what else is 'annoying'? That facial tattoo
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Butte severed legs mystery leaves police, victim stumped
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Mon July 11, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Biden administration reminds all U.S. hospitals they "must" provide abortion services if the life of the mother is at risk
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Sun July 10, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
"'Red flag' laws - which allow judges to confiscate guns from people who threaten violence - tend to be toothless unless they have a local champion"
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Two police officers were sent to investigate a report of illicit activities in massage parlors. What happened next will shock pretty much no one
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Fri July 08, 2022
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC: We have a zero tolerance policy toward obscured license plates unless you're a cop or a celebrity or you gave the mayor a pile of money. All y'all else can go screw yourselves and pay up
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Republican governor demands investigation into public school system run by his democratic challenger over one CRT complaint
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden whips out the executive orders after realizing the demands to actually do something to protect abortion rights weren't going to stop
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Thu July 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The search was June 22, but the schadenfreude is fresh and delicious
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell says he wishes someone would figure out a way to keep 'these troubled young men' from getting guns. Gee, if only EVERY OTHER CIVILIZED COUNTRY ON EARTH could give him suggestions
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
One man's (deleted) trash is Zuckerbot's (alleged) treasure
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Alleged July 4th shooter chooses free lawyer over pee lawyer
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What if the Highland Park shooter wasn't a traditional, ideologically driven murderer but instead someone who grew up embracing "mass shooter" culture?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Families affected by Uvalde elementary school shooting experiencing serious delays in getting financial aid from Texas state victims' fund. In Gov. Abbott's defense, those people griping about money have already received ample thoughts and prayers
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Not to worry comrade, Kaprizov is fine and here with us until war over, da?
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Yee hah. The science of when guns are shot in the air
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Wed July 06, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
In Soviet America, cops sue you
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Tue July 05, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Uvalde mayor, fearing a cover up of the school shooting investigation...contacts the guy in charge of covering up Texas school shootings
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The story is terrible, yet this is the way we got Batman
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Darren Bailey, GOP nominee for Illinois governor: "Hey, none of *my* loved ones are splattered along that parade route, so let's all just move on and celebrate before their blood even dries"
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Mon July 04, 2022
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Shooter in custody after Highland Park parade mass shooting
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Rainbow Family members already collecting a wide spectrum of law enforcement actions
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
News: Texas spending $100M on school safety measures. Fark: including $50M for snazzy new shields for police. UltraFark: paid for by raiding the school system "budget surplus"
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Sun July 03, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The Uvalde school district police chief can now hide from the public
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Sat July 02, 2022
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
The cops had the man in their sight. Then he dove into a canal to take flight. But swim he could not. He was in quite a spot. Until the cops pulled him out of his plight
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Fri July 01, 2022
(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Suddenly, kangaroo
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Thu June 30, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fleeing a murder charge to another country will not work if you leave a paper trail the whole way there
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mississippi political establishment want you to know now that raping a 12yo girl, while technically illegal, may still be worthwhile in the long run
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(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
Texas migrant truck death story now involves cloning
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Tue June 28, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Your feet are safe. The LEGO Kid and his accomplices have been captured
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Remember the GOP candidate from yesterday who downplayed the likelihood of rape resulting in pregnancy? Ginni Thomas donated $500 to her campaign
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you are buying a Rolex in a parking lot, how real could it actually be?
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(Right John Eastman?)
 
 
 
How to switch your iPhone from Face ID to a passcode-requiring hard lock with only button presses, in case the feds seize your phone and just need to hold it up to your face to unlock it
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Mon June 27, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Stardust Period Tracker was ready to snitch out women in a heartbeat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
John Eastman joins the exclusive "Ex-Trump Attorneys Raided by Federal Law Enforcement" Club, which is fast becoming synonymous with the "Ex-Trump Attorneys" Club. Clark, Giuliani, and Cohen say hi
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(News 4 San Antonio)
 
 
 
Don't accuse the Uvalde PD of doing nothing. They're clearly prepared to stalk and harass a mother who entered the school by herself and saved her two sons. But you see, she made them look bad
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Sun June 26, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Want to win an election campaign for county sheriff? Just say that you won't enforce the law
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Sat June 25, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested for leaving his Florida in Walmart
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Thu June 23, 2022
(The Nation)
 
 
 
In pursuit of the ever-elusive Double Whammy, the Supreme Court also made enforcement of Miranda violations hollow
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
30 years ago today supermarket shoppers were greeted by the biggest newspaper expose since Watergate
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(Time)
 
 
 
A tally of insurrectionist arrests, trials, sentences (jail and non-jail) so far. Most of them haven't come to trial yet, the biggies are yet to come, and this is gonna go on for a long time
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Tue June 21, 2022
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Some escapees from psychiatric wards can blend into a crowd; then there's this guy
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Mon June 20, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ask if New York's new body armor ban covers what the Buffalo shooter wore. Go ahead, ask
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Broken Arrow open-carry incident raises law enforcement questions: was anyone hugged with nuclear arms?
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Sat June 18, 2022
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Mama always used to say, a U-Haul is like a box of chocolates. You might get a small army of fascists, or a filthy zoo
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
TN SOS charged with DUI. OMG WTF
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Fri June 17, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
They took notes on a seditious farking conspiracy
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Thu June 16, 2022
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
I said to buy it from Jesse not Jay Jay, now go ask that cop if it's real Meth
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Wow, now THAT is a freaking loophole
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well lookie here, another abandoned child of Herschel Walker. Check your couch cushions, closets, and sheds
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(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Grand Theft Lychee III
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Wed June 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it turns out that White Supremacists don't exactly have the most educated, progressive views on gender equality or gay rights, either. It's almost like these people are hateful assholes or something
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Happy Days vision of police
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Happy Days vision of police
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(Some High Priest)
 
 
 
The cops had 'em on the run but they're lookin' for the high score: Sellin' mushrooms on the block, and the Church is called the Zide Door
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Tue June 14, 2022
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone's North American far-right field guide 2022. To be used as manual or punch card
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good job, sister
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hate crime investigation for those 5 Proud Boys who terrified kids during Drag Queen Story Hour
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ohio determines that the solution to gun violence in schools is more guns in schools
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Mon June 13, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Calling in death threats to the Coeur d'Alene Police Department after the arrest of 31 Patriot Front members? That's a bold strategy Cotton
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Just a reminder that the Real ID Act has turned 18, and now must pay full price at the security theater starting May 3, 2023
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Texas DPS is trying to prevent the release of bodycam footage from Uvalde to...uh...prevent future school shooters from learning police tactics. Yeah, that's the ticket
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Texas DPS is trying to prevent the release of bodycam footage from Uvalde to...uh...prevent future school shooters from learning police tactics. Yeah, that's the ticket
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Sun June 12, 2022
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The Flash is running away from court process servers after being accused of "physically and emotionally abusing" a teen actor
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Sat June 11, 2022
(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Rick Perry may have gotten a "D" in Meats but now he wants an "A" for psychoactive use, in Texas no less. Mushroom trifecta in play
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Uvalde mayor proudly announces crowdfunding effort has raised $11.5 million from donors worldwide, promises it will be well-spent on MRAPs, Javelins, and PTSD counseling for the heroes of Uvalde PD
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Uvalde Police Chief Pete Arredondo now claims he didn't know he was in charge, and his lawyer asks for transcripts of his previous comments before Arredondo discusses it again. Apparently the truth is "hard to keep straight"
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(Patch)
 
 
 
"Those kittens are alive today because of a little girl's bravery and determination not to stand by and allow cruelty." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri June 10, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
We are going to need a "WSW" tag: White Supremacy War news
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Uvalde Police Chief Arredondo breaks his silence, claims he was not in charge during the shooting, left his radios behind because they don't work indoors, blames locked door for the 77 minute delay
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Do you like pina coladas? Getting caught in the rain?
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
How would you feel if you found out that the parents you never knew were murdered 40 years ago and someone who might have killed them put you up for adoption?
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Wed June 08, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Task force of nine from DOJ are already investigating the lack of law enforcement response to the mass shooting in Uvalde. Next up: site visits, interviews, and former police chief heading out of town
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Task force of nine from DOJ are already investigating the lack of law enforcement response to the mass shooting in Uvalde. Next up: site visits, interviews, and former police chief heading out of town
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
House does the bare minimum
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Think your smartphone is tracking you? Your car's doing it, too
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
"Live P.D." returning with new name, on network no one receives
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(Some Guy)
 
Hero
 
Uvalde survivor to testify in front of congress, probably get yelled at by Greene and Boebart about why she didn't shoot back
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
School District reassures parents that two teens who made kill list do not have access to any firearms, for like two years
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Uvalde police chief who was sworn in to the city council secretly after doing nothing to save kids turns the page and immediately no shows his first meeting
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Uvalde police chief who was sworn in to the city council secretly after doing nothing to save kids turns the page and immediately no shows his first meeting
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
AZ governor signs law protecting free speech, as long as it's the right kind of speech
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Kyle Rittenhouse: I'm excited about going to a college in Texas this fall. College in Texas: Kyle who? This is not a repeat from yesterday
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Uhde Dedhe
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Tue June 07, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Three cops who looked on as a man drowned in an Arizona lake placed on "non-disciplinary paid administrative leave". In their defense, they couldn't follow protocol because the bobbing made him a difficult target, and Tasers don't work underwater
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Uvalde PD successfully cut through the bottom of the barrel and has begun to dig
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Wait, we don't have a Slatesplanation for today? You didn't write one? Crap. How about what did John Oliver cover in his last show? OK, run it
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Even drug dealers switched to virtual classes during COVID, still failed CRCK 101
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Mon June 06, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Uvalde police weren't the first to respond late to a school shooting. They were just the worst liars about it
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