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Mon July 16, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
In the "I hope you didn't eat lunch because this will make you throw up" department, here is the complete transcript of today's press conference with a former KGB agent and his American asset
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rand Paul says he needs some serious attention and a hug before he will support Trump's Supreme Court nominee
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Fri July 13, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What are the chances you get struck by a stray bullet on the same street where you were struck by a stray bullet 20 years ago? Obviously pretty good for this innocent bystander
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(CW33 Dallas)
 
 
 
Can separated immigrant children just walk out of shelters? Technically, yes. "How to properly confine children is a thorny issue in Texas"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hold onto your butts, Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein to hold press conference at 11:45am for a "law enforcement announcement"
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Papadopoulos's wife has no intelligence to give
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Hate crimes are up 66% in Sacramento County since 2014, ranging from death threats written in crayon to lard-covered Korans mailed from Texas. Look, all I'm saying is, these aren't bright people
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The suspect is described as wearing underwear on his head
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Wed July 11, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Former reality star turned prostitute steals debit cards from a client after he ODs (or at least that's the government's version of events)
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
How do you do, fellow kids? Here's a list of all the slang words the DEA has for marijuana including ones no one ever uses like "shoes" and "café"
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
It took a Taser to arrest a kicking, scratching, biting councilwoman, Kansas cops say. Why yes, this article does include what is perhaps the best mugshot ever
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Burglar breaks into an escape room and the fact that you're reading this here will tell you how that went
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You can now add 'Firing on federal law enforcement and destruction of government property' to the list of pardonable offenses
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News host cancels live show on SCOTUS steps over volatile protests, runs to safe studio after feeling 'threatened'
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Avett Brothers cancel concert due to an overeager out of state cop wuth gun
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Quartz)
 
 
 
One of the biggest problems with ICE is this: no one exactly knows what the hell they're supposed to be doing in the first place
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Republican governor cuts $16 million from state budget to keep from paying for something the government has never paid for and is legally prevented from doing so
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Thu July 05, 2018
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Man throws fireworks out of moving car, receives instant primer in physics. Additional lessons in wound care and insurance thrown in absolutely free
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Police desperately want to find this armed and dangerous man. If only he didn't blend into crowds so easily
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
As we enter the "screaming at clouds" phase of the Trump presidency, he tweets that immigrants should get off his lawn
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Wed July 04, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Colorado survey: Many homeless people who come to the state are attracted by the beautiful scenery, and not by the legal marijuana, that was right out, I deny that completely
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(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
Oh, so *THAT* is what it takes to have your police credentials taken away in all 50 states Who would have guessed it?
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
♬ ♫ I'm made of metal... My circuits gleam... I am perpetual... I keep the country clean... ♬ I'm elected electric spy... Protected electric AI... ♫ ♬
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
If your woman was so drunk/high that she fell out of your SUV this morning, Tampa PD would like to speak with you (w/video)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cops mad at school reading list which contains books about police brutality. Says, they prefer the popular book, The Cops are Great and We'll Shoot You or Beat You if You Say Otherwise and We'll Get Away With It, Signed Jesus
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Mon July 02, 2018
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Police release dashcam footage of low-speed tractor chase
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
It's finally happening: the authorities are coming to take your guns. Well, at least if you're this screaming Florida woman arrested for chasing people around with a samurai sword
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Sun July 01, 2018
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Drugs shaped like Donald Trump's head seized - described as low quality, hard to swallow
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(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Rate TV cop shows. Which is the best, which is the worst?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The tech workers are revolting
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Keep Families Together march organizers: Okay, people, we need to stay focused on the issue today so that-- oh, for fark's sake. Will you drum circle hippies and union hacks kindly knock it the fark off for five minutes?
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mass shooters seem to have one thing in common: They couldn't get laid at a whore house
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Acting ICE head melts
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It seems that along with "Permit Patty," "Pool Patrol Paula" has also lost her job after her shenanigans went viral
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Bad: Your teenager has a school hit list. Worse: Police find your home filled with loaded guns. Murica: All charges dropped, sorry to bother you fine citizens
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
DeLand commissioner accused of breaking DeLaw, trafficking DeDrugs
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Wired)
 
 
 
Kevin Mitnick (famous for his high-profile arrest for hacking in 1995) shows you how to go invisible online
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Wanted fugitives in Iowa fall for the old "free concert tickets if you show up" police sting scam
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Melania Trump plans another passive-aggressive road trip
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hello Flight 1623 this is Jack in tower control. Hi, Jack
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Governing)
 
 
 
The end to police violence may soon come, and we'll have the insurance companies to thank
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(NBC New York)
 
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Woman's profanity-laden meltdown on flight has airline apologizing to everyone "who had to witness this"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Guess which university just had an employee caught videotaping men in bathroom. Go ahead. Guess
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"This is what my six year-old and I endured in family detention. My son remembers it for what it was: a prison"
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
In his dissenting opinion in Carpenter v. US, the case about whether police need a warrant to track your cell phone location, Newly minted justice Neil Gorsuch proposed scrapping 50 years of 4th amendment law in favor of standard he just came up with
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Sun June 24, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions does not want you interfering with the Border Police or there will be consequences
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Sat June 23, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, Congress did something this week
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Beer pong: Serious. Business
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Fri June 22, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ryan Phillippe really likes to party and then get angry and toss women around. Time for the rehab phase of your career, Ryan
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
DEA issues RFI to clean PnP from dough ray me
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida man breaks into his former home, threatens new occupants, steals pulled pork sandwich and energy drink from fridge, then runs off into the woods. That'll show them
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Mildly interesting: Woman brings monkey shopping with her. News: Monkey bit someone in parking lot. Florida: Woman was told not to bring the monkey back into the store earlier after it attacked someone else
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Some Very Fine People to rally on National Mall this August
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Wed June 20, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sessions pens op-ed to claim detained children are treated better than American kids, as they receive regular meals, education, and health/dental care. Wait, is that better or worse?
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(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Kansas AG can(D)idate causes controversy with poster of Wonder Woman she has had for several years
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Woman says she only had 3 drinks and doesn't remember proposing to her sober driver, stealing his car, or driving 80 with him clinging to the roof rack
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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Meatloaf thief on the loose. Police warn that he'll do anything for love (but he won't do "that")
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos has received a strongly worded letter from groups demanding he stop selling his facial recognition technology... LOL, including his shareholders
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New money laundering bill would eliminate the legal requirement for companies to report on who owns them
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(AP News)
 
 
 
At least they aren't separating babies from their mothers right? Right?
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Tue June 19, 2018
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
"Well, the state gave us an additional $500,000 that we didn't ask for. Guess we better go ahead and spend it"
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman calls 911 to report her two preschoolers missing. Cops find kids safe at their dad's place, but Mom's sure they're now hiding under parked vehicles. Meth: It's what's for breakfast
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Townhall)
 
 
 
DHS Chief Nielsen is offended that people would say she is trying to send a message just because earlier today she said "To start off with, I'd like to send a message"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Man smashes into Target, steals video games. Can't blame his behavior on video games because he didn't have them yet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turns out Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson are not very good at parenting. Probably because their kid keeps beating up Tommy Lee
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Sat June 16, 2018
(KTVH Helena)
 
 
 
Police want you to stop shooting at big butte and use a smaller target instead
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Fri June 15, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Manafarked. It's your FHF MSNBC thread. It's barely noon and the day screwed. Let's face it. You're not going to get any work done. So come join the unofficial fun. If you have to get work done the official fun starts at 8 p.m. ET
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Cops raid cruise ship after TV reality show turns into "drug-fuelled orgy" where it's easier to buy a bag of coke than get a beer (NSFWish)
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Thu June 14, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Unfamiliar with aerial photography, Arizona group determines white crosses painted on ground expose an "international pedophile conspiracy for the benefit of global elites"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you're going to the World Cup, you might want to leave all electronics in a faraday cage back at your house
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So now Border Patrol is intimidating reporters
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Sun June 10, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Vince Vaughn arrested for DUI. No word if he'll be charged with having an awful filmography since Old School
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Judy Moody and the dead actor
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Fri June 08, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida didn't do national background checks on applicants for concealed weapons permits for a year because an employee couldn't figure out how to log into the system
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Logging truck collides with strawberry truck, creates deadly jam
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dept. of Justice seizes email and phone records of NY Times journalist. Ctrl-F: "warrant" not found
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Wed June 06, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mnuchin blacked out his schedule when he went on controversial trips. Yeah, that's not suspicious
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Tue June 05, 2018
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Real estate agent finds Zillow.com listing $100,000 lower than other neighborhood homes, finds it really was too good to be true
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(Lebanon Daily News)
 
 
 
Mother of male cheerleader doesn't want her son touching female cheerleaders, well, two female cheerleaders in particular
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Facebook may not be inherently evil, but it facilitates the hell out of it
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you are going to live in your car in the parking lot of NYC's Port Authority Bus Terminal in Times Square, don't pack your cars with guns and hollow point bullets. Law enforcement gets a bit nervous about those things
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Only Donald Trump could make a New York Giants legend stick up for the Philadelphia Eagles
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a hammer is a good guy with a can of beans
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fox News has the answer to school shootings, a giant water cannon that can blow a hole in a concrete wall to help students escape
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Sun June 03, 2018
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz clunk BLAM
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Sat June 02, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The last time there was this much irony in one place it was a battleshipy
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
It's a Florida mystery. Someone keeps mailing these Florida people $8000 in cash and they want to put a stop to it
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You thought HOAs were bad? Clearly you've never been to Doraville, GA
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Wed May 30, 2018
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Apparently there's been another transporter malfunction on The Enterprise
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
James Clapper says the Steele dossier is mostly true - and that Russia unequivocally helped Trump win
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Sorcery Act of 1971 makes it illegal to kill people with black magic? Good to know
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Chris Christie blocks request for emails exchanged between himself and Jared Kushner during Christie's time as governor
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitch Hunt
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
NFL players who exercise their first amendment rights shouldn't live in this country, so says President whose main job it is to defend and protect the Constitution of the United States
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Wed May 23, 2018
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Apparently, every time someone driving a Tesla is in an accident, the news is going to report on it
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Richie Incognito held for psychiatric evaluation. Surprised it took this long
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Crime in Florida is at 47-year-low, a drop attributed to public safety investments, police work, Governor Rick Scott's ability to echolocate criminals in the dark of night
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Puppy mill list lacks critical USDA information, such as which are prime and which are choice
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Stripper and porn actor who shot up Trump hotel appears in court and immediately admits to a crime - setting off the fire alarm
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Turns out the police did shoot at the white guy. Some of the victims may have been "collateral damage"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen's business partner agrees to cooperate as part of plea deal. Oh, and he's Russian. But, hey, who isn't these days?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson takes the bold stance of saying guns matter more than the lives of children
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Who's ready for a constitutional crisis?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions devises a way to deport an additional 350,000 immigrants whose cases were already settled
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Homicide victim's body found by mushroom pickers. Friends say he was a fun guy. I'll let myself out
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell leaves out the fifth core principle: The League must be able to make an obscene amount of profit from it
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump says, I'm determined to do absolutely nothing about mass shooting unless you think tweeting BS is something. My lover, the NRA, won't let me do anything right, so go fark yourself
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Nunes may have just taken a chunk out of a very bitter grapefruit
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Somebody "at the top of the Treasury Department" hid Cohen's suspicious transactions from the FBI, the DEA, and the NY District Attorney
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Reporter: "Was there a part of you that was like, 'This isn't real. This could not happen at my school?'" Santa Fe, TX student Paige Curry: "There wasn't...It's been happening everywhere. I've always felt it would eventually happen here too"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Raccoon-drowning teacher retires to spend more time hiding from a vengeful Rocket Raccoon
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Location Data for Customers of All Major U.S. Mobile Carriers leaked. Without consent
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Criminal extortion charges filed for owners of website which publishes pictures of criminal suspects mugshots. On the bright side, they can now be their own customers
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
"Human Bones Found Buried Under Trailer." To be fair, it was a burned-down, abandoned trailer that had sitting in a woman's back yard in Kentuck-- Say, has anyone seen Drew lately?
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Wed May 16, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump lied. The other Trump, too. Sen committee says Russia favored Trump in 2016. NK says No Deal to denuclearize. Libs won the Tues primaries. Mid east still a mess. Halfway through the week, your liquor still stocked? MSNBC thread, start 8 pm EDT
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Students work to find "bible belt strangler." Step one - look for man with huge belt of bibles
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Teacher: Please don't record me drowning these raccoons in class | Students: Hold my beer
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump is draining the swamp by burning the Federal government to the ground, in such a way that it won't ever recover. Deliberately
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Tue May 15, 2018
(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Apparently instead of putting the E in DARE, this police department decided to put it in nepotism
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
They did it, they finally did it.... They found voter fraud, y'all
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Mon May 14, 2018
(WTOC Savannah)
 
 
 
"Did you know it was illegal to touch an alligator?" Attention whore in chicken suit: "Yes and no"
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Look, Son. On Mother's Day, Mom gets all the booze she wants, so don't argue about it
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Fri May 11, 2018
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle's serial masturbator at it again on city bus. Bonus: was previously caught masturbating while waiting in line to register as sex offender
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rather than get warrants, one sheriff used a marketing service to track GPS signals of phones, including those belonging to other cops and even judges
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Get your shocked face ready. That Yale student? She's done this before
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Time to reset your stopwatches
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
To serve and protect. Not to pay taxes, no, just the servin' and protectin'
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Lawyer whose name legally contains an exclamation point: "Pulling a man over for a shrubbery he couldn't even see is legally the same as cutting down a mighty tree with a herring. It can't be done"
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Chicken farmer mystified at low egg production
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Tue May 08, 2018
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
IOS 11.4 will increase the likelihood of the police severing your thumbs
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Dear Presidential Advisers: If you plan to perjure yourself, that does not make an interview a "perjury trap"
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Mon May 07, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Rosenstein and top F.B.I. officials have come to suspect" "some lawmakers were using their oversight authority to gain intelligence about that investigation so that it could be shared with the White House", which was obvious to Farkers months ago
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The show Cold Case Files celebrated how authorities and forensic experts caught a serial killer. Just one tiny problem: the man convicted didn't actually commit the crimes and was later exonerated. Shouldn't the show at least air a retraction?
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Fri May 04, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Welcome to your Fresh Hell Friday MSNBC thread. Rudy walks back his comments about Stormy and accuses her of extortion. WH counsel plans to quit. Clovis out at USDA. Pence's doctor quits. Official start time 8 PM EDT - hope your liquor's ready
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In the immortal words of Johnny Cash "You might say I went right up to the factory and picked them up, they're cheaper that way"
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Wed May 02, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What does Mueller know?
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Tue May 01, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco's BART system introduces new strategy to keep elevators from stinking after PLEASE FLUSH BEFORE EXITING signs fail to make a difference
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(Vermont Public Radio)
 
 
 
Three towns in Vermont are responsible for a quarter of all speeding tickets in the state -- including the one town that happily enforces a 25 mph school zone limit near a school that closed three years ago
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(Vermont Public Radio)
 
 
 
Three towns in Vermont are responsible for a quarter of all speeding tickets in the state -- including the one town that happily enforces a 25 mph school zone limit near a school that closed three years ago
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Head of Scott Pruitt's 30-man security detail and TOTALLY legitimate businessman Pasquale "Nino" Perrotta, has decided to step down from his position ahead of an expected grilling by the House Oversight Committee
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Fri April 27, 2018
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Locating serial killers with a genealogy website could be against the terms and conditions, which cops would know if they'd read all 894 pages instead of just clicking "I agree"
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist with "XFELON" vanity plate to remove X
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
It probably won't help Bill Cosby's appeal when his lawyers say every woman who testified Is a phony, lying slut out for money
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump will delay the JFK assassination records until 2021
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Missing 12-year-old safely located in Rifle. Man, that's one skinny kid
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
23 and me to life
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Thu April 26, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for felony B&E at hospital claims she wasn't trying to steal newborns from neonatal units, just hand-deliver first baby bibles to babies. But crazy eyes don't lie
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Mr. Deals has the best deals in town. How does Mr. Deals bring you the greatest deals for miles around? Two words: "stolen merchandise." Also 10 million Fark submissions achievement unlocked
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Tue April 24, 2018
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Company that sells iPhone passcode cracking device to law enforcement for tens of thousands of dollars gets its own comeuppance
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Oh, Florida, don't ever change: "A Miami pimp's reaction to a Santa's Enchanted Forest employee not paying for sex with a 16-year-old led cops to him and a prison sentence for sex trafficking"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Search continues for Waffle House shooter, as authorities have no idea where he is but suspect he's not wearing pants
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Waffle House shooter had his guns confiscated, firearms license suspended after attempting to enter the White House, until his father decided to restore his 2nd Amendment rights
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Fri April 20, 2018
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
How accurate is Chicago's gang database? It includes two people that are 132 years old and someone who once ran with the now-defunct Thorndale Jagoffs crew
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
How accurate is Chicago's gang database? It includes two people that are 132 years old and someone who once ran with the now-defunct Thorndale Jagoffs crew
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
It's 4/20. And cops across America have jokes about it
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
New Hampshire tries, fails to pass bill allowing drunk people to stop their cars and pretend to sleep when the cops show up so they can avoid drunk driving charges
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Wed April 18, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
The reward for turning in the "I ♥ Ho Ho Cake" bandit would buy a lot of Ho Ho cakes
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
Next up for the gun-control crowd is forcing gun owners to lock them up. Naturally, gun owners have a problem with this
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Sat April 14, 2018
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Go be black somewhere else
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"It's the first witness the NFL has deposed in Kaepernick's complaint, marking a significant moment in the proceedings"
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Should we be worried about killer robots? Or should we simply embrace the terrible secret of space?
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Joy Reid, "What if Trump refuses to be arrested by Federal Marshals?" What if C-A-T spelled dog?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump was right: killer opioids ARE flooding into our country across our unprotected border. Difficulty: he picked the WRONG border, and his wall is being built 2,000+ plus miles south of where it would need to be to do any good
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"I know I don't need [an AR-15]," but that's not the point
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Someone toilet papers police chief's truck. Department has a good laugh in their press release
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Fri April 06, 2018
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Live nest camera captures bald eagle's reaction to California earthquake
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Thu April 05, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tennessee legislature: Denounce Nazis? Hey now, let's not go crazy
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Looking for a new house in the Sacramento area? A hundred new listings just came on the market
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Surgeon General wants you to know that only you can prevent opioid deaths. By, um, making sure you carry naloxone everywhere you go
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Wed April 04, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
No link between the shooter and the victims shot at YouTube HQ yesterday
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Tue April 03, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
It's a good thing that everyone in the current administration follows the best practices for cellphone security
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(EFF)
 
 
 
Worried about companies losing your data? Well, worry instead about US and foreign law enforcement having warrantless access to your data. Have a nice day, citizen. And pick up that can
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
News: Florida man (presumably) vandalizes Trump Golf Course sign w/ red paint. WTF: The Secret Service is investigating. That's right; the U.S. Treasury Dept. now investigates vandalism, but only at Trump properties
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Sat March 31, 2018
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri lawmakers consider reversing post-Ferguson court reforms because limiting revenue-based law enforcement reduced municipal revenue
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Thu March 29, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Austin Police Chief solves the riddle, 'What do you call a white guy who detonates bombs in an American city?'
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Ever notice how 'Indiana' and 'large cockfighting bust' often appear together?
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Florida man won't use his fingerprint to unlock his mobile phone for cops because he is dead. Detective Honey Badger don't care
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Wed March 28, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio (D-FL): "Perhaps the single, biggest threats to the Second Amendment are these mass shootings because if it weren't for mass shootings and gun crime you wouldn't see this outcry. It's awakening the conscience of the country"
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The students at Parkland were killed by: A) Guns; B) Guns; C) Political Correctness
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYPD saves suicidal man suffering from advanced MineCraft Pixelitis attempting to jump off an isometric bridge. With video goodness
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Remington has filed bankruptcy. Damn, those Parkland kids work fast
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Not in my worst nightmares did I dream my FBI career would end this way," an essay by Andrew McCabe
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein and other law enforcement officials will hold a press conference Friday, March 23, 2018 for a major cyber law enforcement announcement
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(The Town Talk)
 
 
 
Arkansas man in car stolen from Oklahoma fakes fainting spells when busted in Louisiana. With sad mugshot (or could be the meth)
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
There ain't no stopping Seattle's bike share program
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Wed March 21, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here. Just that McCabe had overseen a criminal probe into Sessions around his Congressional testimony
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Self-proclaimed member of the master race swatted himself
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"What we know about the Austin bomber." Well, 1. He liked blowing things up. 2. Including himself
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Trump-era GOP is "Silence of the Lambs." Guess that makes McConnell Buffalo Bill
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Let's take a walk down memory lane and look at some other famous serial bombers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Having spent months criticizing the FBI, Trump praises them for causing the Austin bombing suspect to kill himself
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Officer-involved shooting in Round Rock, Texas with Austin serial bombing suspect, device detonated. Suspect confirmed dead
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A second unexploded bomb bomb at FedEx has blown up the San Antonio Police Chief's credibility
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Who wants to bet Trump and Sessions didn't know McCabe still gets a pension?
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
How a salty cabbage juice diet set off a silent but deadly Facebook war
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Mon March 19, 2018
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Yep, that's the mug shot of a church daycare program administrator arrested on child pornography charges
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"The victims, ranging in ages from 66 years old to 80 years old, were instructed to buy gift cards from Target to pay this bond." How on EARTH does this scam keep working?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just learned a new coworker is a level 3 (high risk) sex offender (child). Supposedly he passed a background check - wth? This is a store with lots of tourists and lots of their kids. What do I do now?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House tweaks plan to seek death penalty as part of opioid response. Hey, maybe tweakers are the wrong people to make decisions about drug policy
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Sun March 18, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Today must by Opposite Sunday, because here's a headline in the form of a question where the answer is "yes"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It was bound to happen. Cops issue warrant for location information of every cell phone in the vicinity of a murder
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"Trump believes law enforcement should operate for his benefit, punishing his enemies and protecting his friends"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh yeah, he's totally not having a breakdown
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Well that didn't take long. Florida begins seizing guns from people without due process using the new Parkland laws
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Because this is exactly how an innocent man acts
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