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Thu October 15, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Son steals mother's body from hospital to bury her 'the way she asked me to.' No word if she wanted to be driven out to Joshua Tree National Park and burned in an illegal bonfire
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Wed October 14, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What's that? A pharmaceutical plant involved in "Operation Warp Speed" for development of COVID-19 treatments has serious quality-control violations? Fetch me my fainting goat
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Mon October 12, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mom left mortified after daughter, 5, takes her sex lube to school to use as hand sanitiser and shares it with all her classmates
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Sat October 10, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
270 million years of evolution vs. a couple of months' engineering: place your bets
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Fri October 09, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Arsenal prepares to ship Mesut Ozil, midfielder and friend of Gunnersaurus, to America and pay MLS to take him
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Investors expect the new 5G iPhones to sit around on the shelves
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Thu October 08, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Notre Dame students send a volley cheer on high, shaking down the thunder on the University president
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Wed October 07, 2020
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Bloody teenagers these days, all the same, hanging out with their mates at all hours then leaping into canals without a moment's notice to save babies in strollers. Typical
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Tue October 06, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Craving for normalcy is often the death knell for populists who have no idea how to govern
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Last day of voter registration. Guess which state's registration web site crashed?
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Wanker gets sentenced for outraging public decency after being 'absolutely bladdered' when he performed a sex act on himself outside family home. Apparently bladdered is the new blottoed for English tabloids
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Mon October 05, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Those temporary economic issues are becoming a lot less temporary
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Sun October 04, 2020
(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Some alcohol may have been involved
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Fri October 02, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sure zombie Trump would never let it happen, but according to Republican National Committee rules, he could be removed from the ballot and replaced by VP Pence if he becomes too ill from Covid
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
What's the frequency, Dark Helmet?
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Wed September 30, 2020
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Teens arrested for breaking into a petting zoo and putting lipstick on a pony. No word on if they can see the juvenile correction center from their homes
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
And you thought doomsday preppers were nutty, just look at these Coronavirus stockpilers with their HUGE hoards that have turned their garages into mini supermarkets
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Tue September 29, 2020
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Patrick Mahomes reaches 10,000 passing yards faster than any player in NFL history
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amazon Finance Manager might get sent up the river for insider trading
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Mon September 28, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trumpworld is imploding, and Leon is getting larger
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With tax returns like that Trump shouldn't have been able to get a security clearance
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Wed September 23, 2020
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Not news: Ferry company goes into liquidation. News: The firm was award a £13.8 million contract by the UK Government. Fark: when the contract was awarded, the ferry company didn't own any ships
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Why can't you be more Fergie?'
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Dental technician found with £1 million in pure cocaine in bags for life told to pay only £6000 in fines. No idea if time-travelling hoverboards were a factor, but I might be mixing up my headlines
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Thu September 17, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Covid conscious pensioner has a D'oh-vid moment, mistakes slushy machine for hand sanitiser at gas station
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Wed September 16, 2020
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor De Blasio to furlough all City Hall employees, including himself. And a shout of joy was heard through the five boroughs
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Plucky Hamster has a narrow squeak after being rescued from the back of a rubbish truck. Rescuers wanted to call it 'Garbage' until they found out it was female. Absolutely no comment
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
"Where do you want these tyres?" "Just stick them on the massive pile out back, what could possibly go wrong?"
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Tue September 15, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now it's Aquaman who says/confirms that Joss Whedon & company treated the actors of the Justice League like shait
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
A 2020 story with the twist of people stepping up and taking heroic actions to help one another
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Sat September 12, 2020
(Gay and Love)
 
 
 
A "Lesbian Marxist revolution" is the BLM Goal according to Pat Robertson
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi puts the $1,200 stimulus check back on the bait hook to force the Republicans to stop playing games and deal
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 245: Phil Davis vs Lyoto Machida II, Cat Zingano vs Gabby Holloway. Prelims stream at 8:15 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET on Paramount Network. Also LFA 91 at 9 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Daily Snark)
 
 
 
For the latest news on Browns receiver Odell Beckham we turn now to our new sports reporter, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
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Sat September 05, 2020
(IMSA)
 
 
 
Helio on the pole for the 6hrs at Road Atlanta. Green flies at 2 PM ET on NBCSN
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Fri September 04, 2020
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NY man says he has lived for decades in perfect harmony with tens of thousands of honeybees inside his home. Why? Let's ask him
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in a country run by grownups
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Right-wing agitators soon to discover the U.S. court system provides both criminal and civil remedies to discourage shooting randomly into the crowd
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Tue September 01, 2020
(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
You know those stories of people setting their pets free to fend for themselves in the face of a natural disaster? It's like that, only with elderly people
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I wish we had more time"
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Mon August 31, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
We are SO boned: Hundreds of maskless people in Massachusetts gather and risk contracting Covid-19 to protest a mandate that all school children get the flu vaccine this year
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Sun August 30, 2020
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
It's like they are TRYING to get sick. Then again, some may feel that's better than having to play for Cincinnati
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Sat August 29, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Turns out the novel coronavirus is quite sophisticated as it clearly prefers to hang out on college campuses instead of biker bars
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Billy Ocean makes port again after twenty-four-years of treading water
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Sending messages about getting stoned, mocking dementia patients and posting images of crashed cars to a local whatsapp group is bad enough, even worse when you're the acting police office on scene
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Wed August 19, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Anyone up for some trust busting?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lingerie Wedding Dresses? That's my fetish
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Atty for one of the officers charged with murdering George Floyd wants the case thrown out because he claims Floyd actually died of a Fentanyl overdose...that by an astounding coincidence occurred JUST after Chauvin knelt on his neck for 9 minutes
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Mon August 17, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
He's going to be able to afford ALL the chimichangas now
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Sat August 15, 2020
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
We'll take Manhattan, and that ATM
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Fri August 14, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
If you're in England and want to get your eyebrows done, better make your appointment quick (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ARCA Racing)
 
 
 
For those lucky to have MAV TV, you're going to see stock cars take to the Daytona Road Course for the first time ever with bad brakes and no practice. Coverage of the General Tire 100 starts at 5 PM Eastern
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Wed August 12, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"I was so glad to see a Black woman on the ticket. She's someone I know. I was out there in California for her campaign, and I'm just thrilled and I just hope America is ready"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This man who had a painful three month long erection from a botched nose job appears to be complaining about it, but the pictures tell a different story
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
The Most Hated Man in the UK right now isn't Nigel Farage or Boris Johnson - it's a Jamaican Chicken takeaway owner from Croydon
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Fri August 07, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Double Long? Is that good?
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Anti maskers have been around 100 years. In 1918 a health official shot one on the street
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The dress is a classic example of the envelope-pushing nude bridal gown currently flooding the market" (w/ pics)
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Mon August 03, 2020
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Jaguars QB Gardner Minshew and his mustache test positive for COVID-19
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
When considering whether or not to reopen schools amid a pandemic, remember that your young children are the most likely to survive, and if they're lucky, they may even have other relatives to take care of them after you die
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
An 8-year-old in Houston may have claim to the world's largest okra. That's a whole lot of gumbo right there
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Bakery worker fired after 44 years of service ... for breaching shop's Covid-19 rules ... after accepting cash to help elderly customers
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland's Wall of Moms and Don't Shoot Portland enter Judean People's Front / People's Front of Judea phase of protest movement evolution
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Hilariously unconstitutional 'no protest' condition of release in Portland is being hilariously backpedaled
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Wed July 29, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
People who are over six feet tall are TWICE as likely to catch coronavirus. The entire NBA looks on nervously (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue July 28, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Boy bitten by shark at beach that sees up to 10 shark bites a year
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Fri July 24, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
PA *cough cough cough* NIC
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Galdhøpiggen beckons Tom Cruise to resume MI7 shooting this fall
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Tue July 21, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Oxford COVID vaccine shaping up to be even more successful than the comma
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
12 employees at state emergency response center test positive for COVID-19. Dumbass tag already in ICU
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Thu July 16, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thursday looks like it's going to be an interesting evening. If you thirst, get a drink and join the MSNBC Discussion, prime time starts at 8 PM Eastern
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Almost 1/3 of all children tested in Florida are positive for Coronavirus
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Wed July 15, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Wednesday Whackadoodle. Welcome to the MSNBC Discussion, prime time starts at 8 PM
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Air pollution affects brain development, but when does the OOH SHINY SHINY GIMME
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Sun July 12, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Shop sign demands customers TAKE OFF their face coverings before entering store because the owner doesn't want the government in his face. Difficulty: Store is not in the US
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida blows past previous single day coronavirus death record of 83 set back in late April with 120 deaths today
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Wed July 08, 2020
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Comic-Con 2020 goes full virtual. All the dork, no B.O
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Tue July 07, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
How long did it take for the Scots to act like the English on their first day back reopening the pubs after the coronavirus lockdown? Apparently not long at all
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Three bars in the UK that reopened forced to shut down after Coronavirus cases traced to their establishment. Hope that 12 hours of business was worth it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Arizona joins Texas, California, Florida, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts and Illinois in tallying more than 100,000 cases of coronavirus"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
To have a nationwide mandatory mask order in the United States would require the admission that the Trump administration was wrong about something. Therefore it won't happen
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Mon July 06, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scottish beer gardens to reopen today after thirsty Scots wait 105 days for a pint. Surely this will end as well as what happened in London
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Fri July 03, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pubs to open in the UK tomorrow. At 6:00am (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maroon 5 bassist's latest hits have landed him in jail
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man sick with COVID-19 stays up for 4 straight hours (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida cases seem to have flattened... perhaps because the state has reached its testing limit
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