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Mon January 30, 2023
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Patrick Mahomes ACTUAL daddy with a giant cigar in his mouth after the game "yeah, I am smoking on that Joe Burrow right now"
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Joe Manchin sees himself as a "shuttle diplomat" although most people on both sides wish he'd be more of a Challenger
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Sun January 29, 2023
(US News)
 
 
 
Turkey alerted over risk of attacks in United States. This is not a repeat from Thanksgiving
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Sat January 28, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Bucks became the first team in NBA history to score 80+ points in the first half of consecutive road games
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Old news: Dog chases mailman from fenced yard to get mail. New and more extreme: Dog chews through letterbox and door to get mail
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Gecko makes 3,000 mile trip from Egypt to Manchester in packet of strawberries. Wonder if it has travel insurance? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri January 27, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Give it a shot
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(MSN)
 
 
 
But he looks like such a nice guy
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Russian civilians warned to 'lock up kids' as Putin's first batch of Wagner Group mercenary fighters come back from the frontline to lead 'normal' lives (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
North Texas men in search of sex workers are mistakenly traveling to a quiet Plano neighborhood and knocking on the door of a retired woman and she's fed up with it. Plus, more sunshine but still cool weather
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Thu January 26, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TASERCON is an actual thing that happens
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Tue January 24, 2023
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Is it EVERYTHING? Subby's guessing it's EVERYTHING
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Fri January 20, 2023
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Scotland's oldest person celebrates her 110th birthday by doing what no other Scot has ever done
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Wed January 18, 2023
(Game Rant)
 
 
 
Did a gaming system lose its position as best-selling console in France? Wii
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Tue January 17, 2023
(Daily Record (UK))
 
Hero
 
Speedo Mick scales UK's tallest mountain wearing only his swimming trunks ...for charity of course. You think he's this crazy on his own?
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
♪ OC Canada, your job's on hold you see. You'll have to wait, until Mike Tomlin's free ♫
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Hawkeye is back home
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Baldrick had a cunning plan to deal with North Korea: He was going to nuke it, but, and this is the cunning part, after the bombs went off, he was going to put his finger on his nose and say "not it" So the US couldn't be blamed
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Blue Jays go full Mets, sign Bonilla to multimillion dollar contract
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not only a pathological liar but delusional as well
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Humpty Dumpty is not an egg? This is shattering news
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because of course they did. (Sigh)
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Mon January 09, 2023
(Decider)
 
 
 
Website petition to convince HBO to save Westwood launched by the only fan who watched Season 4
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Sat January 07, 2023
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Great deal for spacious two-bedroom home that's on sale for just £70k in the UK - but there's a small catch, it has a little clutter and a tenant still living inside of it
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Fri January 06, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ski slopes in Switzerland are combatting the lack of snow by helicoptering it in. Owners heard asking: "Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?"
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Mon January 02, 2023
(7 News Australia)
 
 
 
Even the helicopters in Australia want to kill you
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Sun January 01, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CNN can't even handle counting backward from 10
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Fri December 30, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Now embarrassed for ever liking "The Smiths"
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Wed December 28, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GQP plans for Biden investigation, No not Hunter or Joe. Major
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Dear USA, we're very sorry for your loss...It was a nice run Pennsylvania RIP
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Lake Erie isn't often eerie, but a dedicated photographer has captured waves that look like an eldritch horror arising
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
No longer a Full (or harmonious) House
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Thu December 22, 2022
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Woman who switched price tags on a bottle of Versace perfume so she only paid $2.98 at Walmart gets scent to jail
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
R.I.P. curry king who invented Chicken Tikka Masala, the world will remember you for your spice of life
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If these two crazy kids can't make it work, what chance do any of us have?
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Kind dad offers to fix the pipes for free, now his phone wouldn't stop ringing. Some probably asking if he also fixes the cable
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Tue December 20, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drew's punchable Senator has come out in favor of Electoral College reform
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Fri December 16, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Covid is about to pandemic again in China, proving Xi knew what Xi was talking about with lockdowns
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thankfully, we have all this extra money lying around after solving actually important things like universal healthcare, homelessness, universal pre-k, and free higher education
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Massachusetts fugitive found living on shrimp farm in Guatemala. Investigators say his height gave him away
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Thu December 15, 2022
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Mysterious 'baby Loch Ness Monster' found washed up on beach in Dorset, England, miles away from Scotland. Expert says it could be related to baby sharks that go doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Blimey: in a historic first, no one from either England or Wales was arrested at the FIFA World Cup
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Feds Charge 8 "financial influencers" with running a Pump and Dump scam that bilked their followers out of more $114 million. In other news there are people that take financial advice from "DietyofDips", "Hoodiehugbear", "Mysticman" and "Ladebackk"
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Wed December 14, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Although Historian David Block declared the rule to be the "Knickerbockers' single greatest contribution to the game,"* the rule was grudgingly adopted, as people felt that hitting the runner with the ball was "half the fun of the game"
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Tue December 13, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That pic you took displaying bloody knuckles and grinning ear to ear just after beating the crap out of a homeless army vet probably isn't going to "play" well during the trial of that police brutality lawsuit he filed against you, officer
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Fri December 09, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Letting pregnant workers receive accommodations like water bottles, stools, and bathroom breaks-is akin to government-funded "abortions on demand." I can't decide whether he really hates women this much or if he's a cartoon villain
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Thu December 08, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered if those "round up for charity" options at the register are legitimate, check out this class-action lawsuit against CVS
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
90 Biden judges have been approved in his first 2 years, more than Obama or Trump. Nearly half of the 90 are women of color
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Mon December 05, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sen. Kennedy (R-eally dumb) said, "These high IQ stupid people have an answer for everything. You know why? Because they think they're smarter...than the American people," while wearing a button referencing a fictional Alabama man with an IQ of 75
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Sat December 03, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Luis Suarez takes a bite out of FIFA after Uruguay crashes out of World Cup
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Fri December 02, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Success has a thousand fathers but failure is an orphan. "Someone" is leaking stories to the press that the Broncos never really wanted Russell Wilson anyway, they REALLY wanted...Aaron Rodgers?...oof
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Thu December 01, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Nabors kills man at bachelor party with fentanyl-laced cocaine. Surprise, surprise surprise
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Wed November 30, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mr. Oz got crushed by John Fetterman so badly, he can't even show his face on television
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Right to record police vs. Risk of live-streaming the location of the incident in real-time. This fight is sanctioned by the US Court System and the referee will be the US Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit LETS GET READY TO RUM
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Sun November 27, 2022
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Scots farmer offers tourists the billionaire lifestyle aboard his own newly bought private jet... Difficulty: You'll have to wait until he 'tarts' it up and need to remain in his farm field
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
The MLS financials are about to get Messi
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Sat November 26, 2022
(Whiskey Raiders)
 
 
 
Alex Jones is releasing a new bourbon whisky called "Conspiracy". No word if it's the same stuff he downs a couple of quarts of just before going on the air every day
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Fri November 25, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
Boobies
 
Judge appears half naked on virtual court appearance. All rise (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Who had a 59th annivesary today? The Doctor
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Manchester United: Buy it like Beckham?
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Tue November 22, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
The ten biggest fast-food flops of 2022. Because not all ideas are good in the restaurant industry
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Man discovers 'alien' on Scots beach after spotting strange green fluorescent object in sand, turns out to be a type of worm called a 'sea mouse'. Subby now not only afraid of land mice after viewing this creature
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Sat November 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I live my tweets two minutes at a time
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Fri November 18, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man gets crabs twice, but not enough for a case, nor even a platter
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ms. Powell, Sidney, I'd like you to represent me in the matter of a disputed election. The wrong person won. You and I already have all the proof we need to overturn the results from doing our own research. Mike, I need pillows
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Thu November 17, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Everything's bigger in Texas, including the gals in the carpool lane
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So long, and thanks for all the votes, sucka: House Republicans telegraph strong desire to dump Trump
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Sun November 13, 2022
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Wrong-thinking cruise passenger moans about the 'really annoying' problem with having sea view balcony, not realizing the reason why people go on cruise ships it to look at the sea
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Fri November 11, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman betrayed by best friend. Difficulty: A seagull (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue November 08, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Jethro the Bigfoot-like creature spotted in Tennessee hiding in trees, apparently this 'beast' is bigger than your average Bigfoot according to these blurry pictures (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon November 07, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
WARNING to humans: Creepy Ameca, the world's most advanced humanoid robot is bragging that she'll have legs in less than a year and will be able to run us down terminator style (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun November 06, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Upcoming US intelligence report 'to be cover-up' as officials fear you are 'too stupid' to know the truth about aliens (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Six barrel strength bourbons you shouldn't miss. The best part is that if you do it right you can taste them again for the first time the next day. And the next
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Fri November 04, 2022
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Sure the UK is going to hell in a handbasket with prices going through the roof, no food on the shelves and Meghan and Harry trying to destroy the monarchy, but the new PM is copping fresh criticism over his lavish $900 Prada shoes
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Thu November 03, 2022
(Belfast Live)
 
 
 
Hurricane Martin expected to hit near *checks notes* Northern Ireland this weekend. Wait, that can't be right
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Wed November 02, 2022
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Sharks fitted with cameras help uncover ocean secret. Thankfully they have not run into the sharks fitted with lasers protecting the secret lair
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Tue November 01, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
Hero
 
Good Justice, Bad Justice. Why Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson recused herself from a case. And if he had any ethics at all, why Clarence Thomas should be paying close attention to this. Guess which of them the Hero tag is for
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Sat October 29, 2022
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Keyshawn Johnson: "People are going to start thinking Russell Wilson is a phony." Farkers are way ahead of you, Keyshawn
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Fri October 28, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New York Board of Elections now investigating whether NY gov candidate Lee Zeldin improperly coordinated with two Super PACs that have spent millions on anti-Kathy Hochul ads
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Thu October 27, 2022
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
New research shows that the swarming honeybees are electric, so full of zingy juice they can produce as much electricity as a thunderstorm
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Remember the drunk woman at the airport who was too good looking to get arrested? Well, she's in more legal trouble. A lot more
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Mon October 24, 2022
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Maybe Robert the doll is so accursed is due to all the meth and bath salts in the air. And water
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Sat October 22, 2022
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
RAF jet pilots, worrying about WWII buzz bombs all over again, now practicing shooting down drones in mid-air off Scots coast
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(Christian Broadcasting Network)
 
 
 
Kirk Cameron: My new movie is responsible for the reduction in abortion. Praise Jesus and pass the collection plate
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Fri October 21, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
The NOAA releases its winter weather forecast. What will it be like where you live?
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Thu October 20, 2022
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Car wash, yeah I'm ghosting at the car wash
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Wed October 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FTA: "MAGA doesn't Vote for stupid people with big mouths." Subby thought that was their entire platform
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Mon October 17, 2022
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Man makes midnight snack 'abomination', people of the Internets threaten to call police on him for his 'sick' sweet and savory creation
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Sat October 15, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And the grift goes on
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Fri October 14, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Putin rolls out Russia's Iranian built Kamikaze drone for Ukraine, says its 'like the Nazi V1 used to batter Brits in WWII Blitz only better' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
It's a World War Three Guarantee. Offer void in Nebraska (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu October 13, 2022
(KX News)
 
 
 
Denver pumpkins are looking to party this Halloween
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Tue October 11, 2022
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Giant mice with boxing gloves looking for fights may have roamed the earth more recently than we thought
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hey, that's not the Wallet Inspector
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Mon October 10, 2022
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Glasgow pub boss claims King Charles III will be coronated in front of 'fake' Stone of Destiny, says his rule will be a fairy tale fantasy because the real on was stolen in 1950. Because as we all know, coronations aren't legit unless they happen in front of a magical rock
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Sun October 09, 2022
(Some Fly Guy)
 
 
 
The story of Lufthansa banning Apple AirTags in checked luggage has been greatly exaggerated. Such a policy would be unenforceable and passengers wouldn't care
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Fri October 07, 2022
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
TikTok 'time traveller from 2761' claims aliens will be found before the end of this year. This guy should know, he's been there and was probably sent here by them to ease us into our eventual surrender
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Senior Kremlin-appointed official in Ukraine slams ministers over flagging war effort, even urges the defence minister to consider suicide over his performance
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Tue October 04, 2022
(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pour out a 40 for L.A. rapper "Half Oz" after Koreatown drive-by, in other news L.A. rappers have lifespans of elderly Russian cannon fodder
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Ukraine's Defence Ministry says sickly Putin could now be a hologram, making his argument invalid (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon October 03, 2022
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Local cat returns from controversial chess match with a theme-appropriate gift for its hoomans
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Word to your Mum: Beware the cans of urine being sold in London
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