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Wed August 05, 2020
(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
Tennessee Aquarium hatches seven ugly-ass endangered baby turtles. I thought I saw a turtle
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Tue August 04, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Having reopened its schools during a pandemic, Israel discovers an 11th Commandment - "hilarity ensues"
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"We've officially reached the 'arguing about pasta' stage of quarantine," writes journalist who has never visited Fark.com in the last decade
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Nine states set new single-day Coronavirus records last week
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Quanta Magazine)
 
 
 
Dark matter doesn't matter
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Fri July 31, 2020
(GQ)
 
 
 
Phillie Phanatic talks to himself about how weird it is being the only person in the stands at baseball ballgames right now
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Target Tonya loses clients, husband, career because of masks, now has some regerts
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CPK makes the 9th restaurant chain or franchise operator to file bankruptcy since April. "Ultimately...the local restaurant scene may be no more than a KFC, McDonald's, Burger King and one or two overpriced craft cocktail bars serving tapas"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Isn't ironic?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Arizona Target vandal regrets destroying mask display at store
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
As the two parties have sorted themselves into a rural party and an urban party, the fact that the Senate is effectively gerrymandered in favor of the rural party is starting to become a major problem
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Good news for all the rich turdblossoms paying to summit Mount Everest each year: Now you can enjoy full 5G cell service while riding comfortably on the back of your assigned Sherpa. Sure, the Chinese might be monitoring your call, but whatevs
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Just as "Idiocracy" predicted, Not Sure is gaining in the polls
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Volunteers came to the rescue as virus raged in Kyrgyzstan, converting hotels and restaurants into facilities for patients. They found PPE, drugs, medical supplies, and food and water for medical workers and also brought much-needed vowels
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Mon July 27, 2020
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Teachers, bus drivers, health aides, and other school workers around the country doing everything they can to fight the Trump Administration's "school death trap" that awaits them this fall
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(Brinkwire)
 
 
 
Taiga, taiga, burning bright
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(Politico)
 
 
 
National Security Adviser Robert O'Brien tests positive for the Coronavirus. Luckily for Trump he rarely meets with or even speaks to his National Security team, so he should be totally fine
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Here comes covid economic tsunami II: Small Business Boogaloo and the Fed is still on the beach applying sunscreen
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Wed July 22, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Add "tsunami of COVID-19 patients" to the list of things bigger in Texas
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♪ ♫ When the CARES Act ends, the levee's goin' to break... When the CARES Act ends, the levee's goin' to break... When the levee breaks folk'll have no place to stay... ♫ ♪
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Tue July 21, 2020
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
346 COVID-free NBA players on the wall, 346 players
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Normal People: I'd like to get the local channels on cable plus maybe my favorite teams. Cable: Here's 500 channels of garbage, 14 Premium Movie channels you didn't ask for, and the Scientology Network...hey where are you going?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Winn-Dixie surrenders, didn't even have to travel to Appamatox
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Profiles in Cowardice
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Mon July 20, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Why is China being so aggressive?
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Sat July 18, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Vegas gambled on reopening and lost big time
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Hey y'all, the $600 federal unemployment benefit isn't going to expire on July 31 after all. (◕‿◕) ...Because it's going kaput on July 26 ( ._.)
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Apparently killing your constituents makes you *less* popular
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So it turns out Georgia's gubberner was fudging the numbers, backdating new cases to the time of first symptoms or test, which shaves the last 2 weeks off the totals. "The massaged trend chart appeared to dictate policy." HARRRRUMPH
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Farmers didn't realize voting for the death plague party would mean having a death plague
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Thu July 16, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's a tough time to be a street musician with a 900-lb piano. It's just not a black-and-white world any more
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hurricane season threatening saline production, may cause sharpie shortages. Or, all this may just blow over
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Wed July 15, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
"It's like they don't care. Life is normal. Nothing's changed for them...I just couldn't believe, everyone's standing outside. Everyone is congregating like nothing is happening"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ships on fire, yo (note the plurality, lack of contraction)
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Tue July 14, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Reporter throws Trump a softball asking his thoughts on why Black Americans are "still dying at the hands of law enforcement in this country." Since you are reading this here ... well, you know the drill
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Did you know that federal contracting rules say that agencies can only evaluate vendors by looking at past performance by that company, not the record of other companies run by the same people?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Deaths from COVID-19 are a trailing indicator, and here they come. CA, FL, TX, MS, AL, SC, TN, NV, OR, UT, ME
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Grim Reaper's driver having trouble keeping up with all the dead in Texas from the "tsunami of COVID"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
While the country is facing economic depression and a pandemic has killed 138,000 Americans with no end in sight, Tennessee bans abortion. Fark: a federal judge stopped the law 45 minutes later. Tennessee tag oddly missing
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
As in US alliances fades, Australia and Japan boost defense spending to counter China, raising the terrifying specter of a war between a nuclear power and an army of giant mecha-roos
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"They took my AR"
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
Abbott's dangerous early reopening of Texas was probably a gamble that covid wouldn't hit his base: rich white people in the 'burbs and rural voters. He rolled snake eyes
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Fri July 10, 2020
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Just like Cold Stone ice cream in the middle of July, Arizona Governor Doug Ducey's approval is melting away
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own behavior
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Shiat keeps blowing up in Iran. Weird
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
MLB didn't test players and staff coming from the Dominican Republic before they got on the plane. You know what happens next
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(Time)
 
 
 
Cyber guerrilla warfare at its finest
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New Zealand went hard and early to bring their plan to a climax. Coincidentally that is how to describes subbie's love life
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Thu July 09, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Omar Navarro is a joke," Collins told The Daily Beast. "He has the mentality of a four year old child throwing a temper tantrum and the testicular fortitude of a mouse." So Navarro for Pres 2024 GOP is what you're saying
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Coronavirus is highlighting racial disparities and the political divide
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"...and I would have had a well-attended MAGA Convention if it weren't for that pesky virus"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hoo boy, tomorrow's rage tweet explosion might actually shear the White House toilet in two
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Wed July 08, 2020
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
CBS is gearing up to air its own version of The Hunger Games
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
You are not alone; many experience a reptile dysfunction
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(CNN)
 
 
 
RNC robocalls: mail in voting is safe and secure. Starring Lara Trump aka "barely even knew who the fark she was, honestly, but then she gave a great speech during the campaign in Georgia supporting me"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
US Park Police: You want the audio tapes of the radio traffic between officers and commanders on June 1st when officers cleared out Lafayette park for Trump's photo op? Gee, well, darn the luck, but recorder was broken that day, so they don't exist
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Tue July 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's strategy is working and failing at the same time because 91% of republicans like him, but only 30% of the country are republicans
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The fact that we are all drinking more beer means something to science
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump paid someone to take the SAT for him
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"How anti-Trump Republicans got into his head. Spoiler alert: It was easy"
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
YOU knew that flyer advertising "Antifa Flag Burning Rally" complete with a "face painting booth" for the kids was an obvious fake, as did anyone with a brain. However, a dozen or so right-wing militia types apparently don't match that description
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
This might be a tough one on you drunks, but to reopen the economy, we need to close the bars
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
What? Should we not have used the memorial to a black man killed in police custody to demonstrate choke holds?
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
DoD: We've altered the rocket contract, pray we don't alter any more * 7-week weather delay * Blue Origin delivers * Replacement Russian rocket too expensive * FAA reviewing SpaceX Starship * China to Mars * China asks why they don't have a SpaceX 🚀
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Tue June 30, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Did you enjoy that Saharan dust storm this past weekend? Good news: It's happening again
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(FactCheck)
 
 
 
NO, the Florida Surgeon general did NOT issue an "emergency alert" telling people to stop wearing masks, in fact he said the exact opposite. YES: Russia is clearly trying to kill us all off via Facebook trolling, and we're dumb enough to help
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(Vox)
 
 
 
What is the true cost of your Amazon purchase?
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump decides he would like Texas' electoral votes after all
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Consumer sentiment slips in late June as confidence in U.S. economic policies slumps to Trump-era low"
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Thu June 25, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Helpful" Civilization 6-style map to show us all just how screwed we are
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
'Godzilla dust cloud' is the name of my Daft Punk cover band. It's also apparently coming for the US
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nissan Motor Co to cut shifts at three assembly plants in Japan due to falling demand
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe's "Unhinged" will fittingly reopen cinemas
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Tue June 09, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The animal cruelty is the point
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Mon June 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kayleigh McEnany: No Regerts
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
No school. No daycare. No dice
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
States that moved to rapidly expand mail-in balloting due to coronavirus are seeing some of their highest levels of voter turnout in years
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
During the pandemic, we must ask ourselves, "Where the hell was Congress?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden lead rises to 14 points as he continues to follow his brilliant campaign policy: Let Trump be Trump
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh hell, Trump's pissed off Bill Russell
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
In Dec of 1944 with France firmly in Allied hands, the Germans launched a final, desperate, counter-offensive that, while it had some initial successes, ended up sealing their fate as it depleted their resources. Why do I bring this up? Oh no reason
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Tue June 02, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We have now entered the final phase of the Trump Era, says some guy unfamiliar with classic fusion/funk band Living Colour
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Mon June 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo (Mike Pompeo) Mike Pompeo (Mike Pompeo) Mike Pompeo will not run. Magnifico-o-o-o-o
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Thank God the Beatles broke up, or we never would have had these nine great albums of their very best work, such as Ringo's album of cover tunes, or that stuff with Yoko
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The app does not, as yet, allow fans to question the referee's eyesight, or the eating habits of players who struggled to stay match-fit during the league's virus-enforced break"
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
France's Minister of Culture--which is responsible for maintaining the Jerry Lewis Shrine--says cinemas will all reopen at the same time across the country
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
One weird fact about a player on every MLB team, featuring such odd strangeness as the A's player who likes good food, or the complete freak who spells his name Zack, not Zach
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Fri May 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House "press secretary" Kayleigh McEnany, blames her past public statements criticizing Trump on the fact that she "naively believed" CNN's reporting about Trump...you know, when she was a paid commentator for the network?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
McConnell 2016: We can't fill a Supreme Court seat in an election year, the voters must decide. McConnell 2020: LOL
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Fri April 10, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
But I bet the fly fishing is unbelievable
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Tue April 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
With nobody looking, they finally took off their pandanas during this pandamic and it was pandamonium
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