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headlines found matching 'last year'
Thu June 30, 2022
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Federal Appeals Court affirms bus drivers' right to wear Black Lives Matter masks. Fox News unsure whether to retweet #AllMasksMatter
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(G Elliott Morris)
 
 
 
That story about 1 million voters switching their party registration to Republican? Turns out it was just a misunderstanding of how data works
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Barbershop gets an Olympic gold medal. Tag is for article a few weeks ago that few people remember
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who's excited for that class BIG10 Rutgers-UCLA matchup?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Maybe he should forget to bring his rackets more often
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Chicago pizzerias that made the list do not make Chicago-style pizza
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pokemon Go creator Niantic cancels four projects while giving about 8% of its staff more time to chase their dreams
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Why don't more men sew? Anyone have any darn ideas?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Tesco shoppers learn Heinz sight was 2020
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cameron Diaz is coming out
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Unity CEO at all-hands meeting 2 weeks ago: we're fine financially, no one is getting laid off. Unity today: hundreds of pink slips go out
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Last year, Grand Canyon National Park received 45,000 volunteer applications to cull bison with guns; the results were so underwhelming they're going to skip the entire exercise this fall
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(The Score)
 
 
 
Trevor Lawrence says Jaguars building 'something special' under Doug Pederson, presumably a gallows trap door
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
R. Kelly sentenced to 30 years for luring kids for sex. I believe he can fry
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Now that the SCOTUS has destroyed the separation of church and state, does this mean that Catholics who live in California's 12th District are under interdiction?
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Proletariat sells its means of production to capitalists, immediately taken off their own labors to work on profit cows. This is a repeat from the entire history of capitalism
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Live action Waldorf and Statler is truly horrifying
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rooting for an underdog is one thing but if you score 57% on an entrance exam that requires a solid B to pass on your 26th try... it might be time to admit that college isn't your thing and move on
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Edmonton sports writer trolls the NSA by triggering their algorithms all day
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Oregon dealing with a "Biblical" Mormon infestation, and not the kind you can make go away by answering your door in the nude
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Palazzo thrown out of the Congress game, still can't remember the lyrics to the National Anthem
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Tue June 28, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg buys escape pods to get away from the mess he made of America
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brooklyn Nets to retain that same wacky coach from last year
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese tabloid sourly lists all the self-improvement things people started during the pandemic, then promptly dropped when the danger passed: camping, bicycling, learning English, joining online salons, reading dead-tree newspapers
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
NY Fed President looking to make a run for Mayor of Amity Island
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Germany sentences 101-year-old Nazi camp guard to death. Well, five years in jail, but it's probably gonna work out that way
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So, you're saying smoking an intoxicant might have some negative health consequences? Maybe that's just what *they* want you to believe
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(Daily NK)
 
 
 
Best Korea's answer to COVID-19. A disease that makes you leak blood and pus from your armpits
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
BART derailed due to heat. Ay caramba
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Mon June 27, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
When you get tired of shopping on Zillow for bargain basement teardowns masquerading as "fixer-uppers" in Bumfark, Indiana and are ready to aspire to something better, go ahead and give this link a click
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What if -follow me here- what if we countered China's Belt & Road Initiative with 1/5 their budget?
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Trudeau's poll numbers are the highest they've been since 2019
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
What North Korea lacks in accuracy, they seem to be making up for in range
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Roughly two-thirds of the 1.7 million voters who changed their party affiliation last year shifted to the Republican Party. Their reasons to do so, listed in the link, were mostly stupid
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Worried about your child's safety on TikTok? Well, good news. A new group of TikTok moms is out there, watching and defending. Of course, some of them might actually be pedophiles in disguise. Maybe we need a group of TikTok aunts to watch them?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
King George (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Crypto hedge fund" and "default" sure do seem to be the new synergy
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The Boeing 737 MAX has been back in the air without new crashes to date, although there have been several concerning incidents
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Climate change is disrupting when plants flower and when animals migrate. Also Farkers are shedding their winter clothing for a thick layer of SPF 100 much earlier in the year causing a spike in outdoor drunken D&D gatherings
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Sun June 26, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
♪ To dream the impossible dream... To find an assumable loan... To find a down payment and borrow... And to buy an affordable home... ♪
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mary Miller (R-eich), who has previously spoken favorably about Hitler, says she didn't mean to say "white life." She just mispronounced one syllable, forgot another, and didn't immediately correct herself. You know, as one does
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Kansas City is actually number one in something
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Sat June 25, 2022
(Mashable)
 
 
 
A fat bear is a happy bear
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Fri June 24, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Maybe Elon Musk isn't that much of a Republican after all, his Tesla company is going to pay workers' abortion travel costs after moving HQ to Texas
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
You thought that Apple would protect your privacy? LOL
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Clever NFT investors didn't realize they were interacting with Doop Snogg, a Snoop Dogg impersonator
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Beloved indie video game Into The Breach arrives on *squints* Netflix?
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
BP paid taxes on its North Sea business to the UK for the first time in years. In an unrelated story, it's begun "re-imagining" its accountancy staff
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
How did Jupiter get to be so big? It ate other planets
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
There wasn't enough Faygo to keep Violent J from being hospitalized
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Imagine being described as an "aspiring MTG"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kyrsten Sinema: American Heroine
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"Congrats, AWS, you've boldly gone where the Raspberry Pi has already been"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How to rewild a country: Way to go, Argentina
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Finally, something from Australia that won't kill you. Unless you're a Farker
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Thu June 23, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Here's the now Florida Man who paid a record-breaking $173M for a Florida property
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
If you were never concerned about how fragile our satellite grid is, you might want to start
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The Deadpool sequel nobody wanted
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(AP News)
 
 
 
To the left: Story about how gas prices sting workers who depend on their cars. To the right: shiat-tons of humblebragging by transit riders
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Grindr has a new category for men who want you to get off their back
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bloodhound wins the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. He certainly doesn't have the bad touch
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Synchronized swimmer nearly becomes unsynchronized drowning victim
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
When bear hunting, do it in season, have a license, don't use artificial lights, and don't bait the bear with donuts. Tag is for the "hunter," bees, maggots, and more. Lots more
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Wed June 22, 2022
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Staff getting laid at Pornhub. Laid off that is
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Flip floppier
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Team Normal" is still part of "Team Complicit"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Hey we are up by 28 points. Our lead is safe, right?"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Australian state bans the display of the swastika, hoping it will make people forget Hitler was born there
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Make way for the traveling robot pitchers
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Tue June 21, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Uber restarts ridesharing, vectoring
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The board unanimously decided there was no bigger twit than Elon
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Looks like mustard is the next to have a severe shortage
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After getting butthurt by being asked about it Brooks Koepka is hastening his speed run into irrelevance by joining Saudi-backed LIV Golf Series
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Bored apes keep the grift flowing
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
What do dirty rice and mexican pizza have in common?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Listen: I'm not saying Kellogg is trying to bypass its CBA by splitting into 3 companies, but I'm not not saying that, either
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Suddenly, bees
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(Motor 1)
 
 
 
Buy a yellow car if you want it to keep its value, everyone to know your penis is small
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Maine oyster production booms due to record crop. Turns out they breed quickly, with many giving birth in high school and having three more soon after graduation
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Mon June 20, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jan 6th committee trial is driving Trump's polling numbers down. Now he's only slightly ahead of Biden in a head-to-head rematch
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The grift continues. Take a flying guess where TFG plans to rent out campaign space should he run again
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Which state unveiled plans to roll out massive network of electric car charging stations today? The answer will shock you
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"Teenage migrant homeless workers" is not the dark and gritty TMNT reboot we wanted
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I moved back in with my parents and learned they're polyamorous. I don't approve of their lifestyle. What do?"
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Sun June 19, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apple store in Maryland votes to be closed in the very near future for "reasons"
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(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
Can we just go ahead and let Texas secede?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Tips on how not to ruin a first date by getting staggeringly drunk. "You can play mini golf, go on a taco crawl, have a picnic in a park, or visit a café with live music. Skip the cocktails and focus on date ideas that involve play and connection"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just a reminder, the best way to destroy evidence is to eat it. Especially if you're a cannibal
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Two actors determined not to be the chosen one
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Juneteenth celebrates centuries of African-American heritage, plus we can make a buck on it
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Sat June 18, 2022
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
With the Cup and Xfinity series off, it is a Truck race weekend at Knoxville in the dirt. Qualifying races start at 7pm EDT with the main event after in the Clean Harbors 150 at 9pm EDT on FS1
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Log Cabin Republicans shocked to learn the Texas Republican Party, long known for their acceptance and inclusion, has voted to shut the group out of their convention
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If birds were real, these would be the BEST BIRDHOUSES EVAR
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
As Paul McCartney turns 80, we look back on his 30 most essential solo tracks
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Fri June 17, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Choose one word to describe this. Meta selling designer clothes for your digital avatar
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Companies are Juneteenthing wrong
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Nobody is going to save us from a recession. We're all on our own. Build your bunkers now, assemble your warband, and get ready to start cracking open the heads of your neighbors for that sweet, protein-filled goo inside
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman killed by washing machine as Maximum Overdrive becomes reality
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
I've lost track of how many this is, but another Crypto Exchange has banned users from withdrawing their money
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Manchin told to follow the party line
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is bad news for Joe Biden, good news for 2020 election conspiracy theorists
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Thu June 16, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Millionaire governor has been fiddling around in Rome while Montana floods
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
The book closes on Tim Sale
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Turns out it's very profitable to have thousands of full shipping containers sit on a dock somewhere and then refuse to accept the empty ones yet still charge for them
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Jets OT Mekhi Becton wore a t-shirt to a press conference that read "Big Bust." Well, it's very impressive, but the reporters were just there to ask some questions
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Basketball legend Bird retires. No, not that one. The other one
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Runaway horse with carriage sideswipes Revel electric car in bloody crash. Authorities wish to interview doctors Emmett Brown and Stephen Strange
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The B is back
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(AP News)
 
 
 
6am: Wake up. 7am: Have breakfast with mother. 10am: Meet with senior staff. 1pm: Refuse to overthrow the government of the United States. 2pm: Run for your life
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Kardashians fail to introduce Pete Davidson on the season finale of their show, show off new ore processing facility orbiting Bajor
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It's 110 degrees in the shade and over 90 at night in Phoenix, but at least it's a dry heat
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
The world can now get through another day, Jackass star Bam Margera has been found safe after fleeing court-appointed rehab center
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Forty-year-old tennis player who hasn't played tennis for a year has accepted a wild card entry to Wimbledon
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Quebec: We're running out of MOOSE TURDS
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Wed June 15, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Pittsburgh Pirates gave up a run because they couldn't track opposing base runners. This is not a repeat from last year
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
ChiSox reliever Liam Hendriks free agency demands included going to a team that had a LGTBQ Pride game on the schedule
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New NYT editor asks journalists to please stop whining on Twitter about management
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Russia now making more on fossil fuels now than before the war despite heavy sanctions. Thanks EU, China, Turkey and India
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Never mind your toaster sitting in the corner chuckling at you. It now seems that your coffee maker is spying on you
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Tom Rice (R-easonable) who voted to impeach, just got primaried by a Trump bot
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Stop. Don't. Come back
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Armenian women are leading the way in biotech, letting Putin know that former Soviet republics don't want (or need) his centralized wet dream
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Tue June 14, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
England boss Gareth Southgate expresses typically English discomfort with proposed documentary on player WAGs, says term is not his cup of tea. "It's their partners and family. We want them to feel welcome"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So wrong. On so many levels
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Survey: CEO confidence falls, but isn't all bad. I mean they're fine
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Boebbo the Clown wants to declare Fentanyl a WMD. Good, we can send her to wander in the desert for 8 years looking for some
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR explores why the racial wealth gap is so difficult to close. Because so many Americans are racists?
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
You're 28 years old. You made $9.2M last year playing a game for a living, but you need a new gig. How do you spend your summer?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: MLB Experimenting with Minor Leaguers' Balls to Find Best Sticky Substance
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Even burned out workers can find jobs
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Mon June 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Coke and Jack Daniels team up - Jack and Coke in a can coming to stores near you
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
NYT says SpaceX has won approval to launch Starship from Boca Chica - Verge says SpaceX needs to make 75 changes to their proposal / application
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Starfield's 1000 planets is a bad thing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you want to call your sweet-ass soda wine summer drink a spritz, it's a spritz. Everything is a spritz
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Jeff Hardy arrested again for DUI. Sad tag because addiction is a mofo and he can't overcome this one
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Squid Game 2: Electric Boogaloo
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Crypto Bros are now blaming the International Monetary Fund
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Post Honey Bunches of Oats, Chobani Flips and Folgers coffee are now more expensive. Upside: You don't have to spend much on entertaining because no one wants to come over and eat the crap you serve
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Now those beeps and boops you hear when you lose to that one boss for the 147th time in a row could be Grammy-winning beeps and boops
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently Darwin was on vacation when these cocky idiots subway-surfed on a J train crossing the Williamsburg Bridge in NYC this weekend
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(The Register)
 
 
 
What does god need with a starship? For that matter, what does he need with everybody's medical records?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
California is nearly 100% renewable
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Remember when one of the selling points for crypto was that it was a hedge against inflation? About that
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Sun June 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Advertise they were once allies and worked for a man who tried to commit sedition against the United States?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How getting chewing gum in your hair can be really sticky if you're smoking weed, or something
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cosmetic company Revlon may file for chapter 11 protection. It seems they have no foundation
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Sat June 11, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Back in my day, kids spent their days in their basement, playing video games. Not like kids these days, making TikToks and filming memes at the park
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Old: Robots are coming for the truck drivers. New: Robots are coming for the hotel employees
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Christian fascists, insurrectionists, and Nazis try to fark around with a Pride event, find out about "jackbooted thugs" in cop uniforms
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A flight attendant turned cupcake entrepreneur steals a dead baby's identity, uses it to obtain a job, a pilot's license, a passport, admission to college, and, eventually, hundreds of thousands of dollars in COVID-19 bailout funds. Ta-da?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
TFG twists the knife in Mo Brooks' back one last time
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Yeah that won't happen
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(Racer.com)
 
 
 
It's the 24 Hours of Le Mans, so even though the race for the overall win might not be interesting for one more year; there's always drama. The flag drops at 10am ET (on MotorTrend TV in the USA)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Another ethics charge has flown into the Giuliani
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Fri June 10, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The UFOs that have been harassing US Navy ships for the last few years are now IFOs
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Headline: "Why aren't highly effective weight loss drugs widely used?" Subheader: "Insurance won't cover them and there's a massive shortage." Why read the article then?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In what may be very promising economic news for manufacturers of refrigerator boxes, the national median rent price has crossed the $2,000-per-month threshold for the first time in history
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Neighbors acting anti-socially could be referred to a 'stalking clinic' to give police more power to interfere. Great, I bet that policy won't ever be misused
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(Vice)
 
 
 
JFK will be returning from the dead, again
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Expert industry observer analysts see gas prices heading back down as soon as oil executives stop liking money
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Swamp-ass on the rise even though it's largely a dry heat
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"extremely recession-proof" business lost $748 mil last year and last month announced it was laying off around 10% of its staff. Bad karma? No, klarna
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Corn passes through intact
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Change to electronically coded unlocking cars they said. It'll be safer they said
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(TechSpot)
 
 
 
If you wondered what the trillionth digit in Pi was, you have NOTHING to worry about
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(Us Weekly)
 
 
 
Rebel Wilson goes down under
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Thanks to AI research, pinch to zoom may be coming to an art gallery near you
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Professor X welcomes The Tendon to his School for Gifted Youngsters
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(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
New poll finds more _____________ support stricter gun laws. Is the answer A: Democrats? B: Republicans? or C: All of the above?
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
We are at the "Hitler had some good ideas..." stage of the campaign
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Prosecutors want R. Kelly to piss off for 25 years
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(Found foot age)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers is going to vanish into the wilderness after football. He will last be seen in a basement, standing, facing the corner
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
45% of ecstasy pills sold in the UK contain no MDMA but do contain lots of brexit
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Wed June 08, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Target's profit outlook is off target
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Back in the 50's, Hudson built a radically different solution to car crash protection. Meet Sur-Vival
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Simone Biles puts pinky-finger to her mouth: "one BILLION dollars"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Nothing is happening on July 12th
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Soup is good food; Campbell's is good stock
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Everyone at the party wants to see this hot girl
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Ferrari-driving cop sentenced to life in prison for torturing a suspect to death, presumably with linen suits and pastels
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(Only Sky)
 
 
 
Preacher, who is in no way a self loathing closeted gay man, calls for the execution of all homosexuals. You know, just like Jesus said
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You just have to figure out if it's lateral or lingual
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis' aldermanic president, indicted 5 days ago on a slew of corruption charges, resigns to spend more time with his lawyer's money
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I thought my ex-husband was a deadbeat dad but it turns out, he had money and was just a dickhead"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
♫ This is the [road safety infrastructure] that makes you shake your rump. That makes your [vehicle] go ba-bump, ba-bump ♫. Violently, and dangerously go ba-bump, ba-bump
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Tue June 07, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Half of republicans want their children to live
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Who? And, more importantly, who?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Once the land of cheap gas, NJ passes $5 a gallon or one third the cost of leaving the state for NYC
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Homeowners in Illinois are saying yes to No Mow May and letting lawns grow wild. Subby has been doing this for years and proposes No Tow the Cars on His Lawn June
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(WHDH Boston)
 
Hero
 
Subby's buddy is Best Buddies Champion of the Year
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
OnlyFans indicates that porn is an excellent hedge against inflation. You don't say?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Customers go crazy over Wendy's frosty pink stuff
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Mon June 06, 2022
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley sings a song of ice and fire, warns winter is coming for the economy. You know nothing, Jay Powell
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
West By God Vurginny man "forgot" he had a gun. In his carry on bag. At, you guessed it: Pittsburgh International Airport
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(Vox)
 
 
 
We're not gonna make it, are we? People, I mean
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Milo Yiannopoulos is an intern for Marjorie Taylor Greene
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"If the Emperor of Mars doesn't want you, we'll be happy to bring you over"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
They have not yet invented a whomp-whomp loud enough or sad enough for this headline
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Can't improve this: "Brute force and whiskey: The solution to all life's problems"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump endorsed AZ Senate candidate says the U.S. has a gun violence problem: "Black people, frankly"
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Sun June 05, 2022
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Since the Oscars and the Emmys have become bastions for pedantry, MTV has stepped in to fill the pop culture void. Snoop Dogg DJs and Vanessa Hudgens hosts the 2022 MTV Movie and TV Awards, 8PM ET on MTV, VH1, BET, CMT, Nickelodeon, & Comedy Central
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Homelander addresses his recent assault conviction in a perfectly Homelander way
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hong Kong police were out in force for the third year in a row for no reason at all due to nothing at all happening in 1989 when no one saw anyone with groceries standing up to a tank, and no students disappeared, and that no one remembers
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(WOKV Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Army Corps of Engineers decides that strip mining by protected wetlands isn't Okefenokee
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(CNN)
 
 
 
China launches three astronauts into orbit. They are expected to stay at the Tiangong space station for six months. A second crew is expected to join them near the end of their stay, starting a rotation to keep a permanent presence in space
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The whole food supply-side ecosystem must change to help us rarely rational consumers eat more sustainably. If you can only choose fries or side salad, "most people don't pick the side salad - it's not really an equivalent option"
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
KLM repays another €350M in state aid it received to survive during the pandemic. Delta, United, and others seen laughing while lighting cigars with $100 bills of taxpayer money. Yay capitalism
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Sat June 04, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Bs(7+7+7+7)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dodgers to pay a record luxury tax bill by having MLB's highest ever payroll, still got swept by the Pirates at home
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"My date thought a cemetery was a romantic destination"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Neighbors ends after decades on-air
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Fri June 03, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Abortion hypocrisy found in the first place you'd look
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Taser drones are the obvious solution to school shootings we'd all been searching for
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Yeah we're gonna be needing some more of those 'I Did That' stickers. No, not for gas stations
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
NBC, USA may save Magnum PI
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Why can't the Maryland State Police seem to create a "challenge coin" that isn't based in racism, misogyny, or cruelty? It's almost like they're trying to tell us something
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Instead of sending a nice message like most other countries, Russia just mocks the Queen's 'opulent' jubilee and says the celebration masks a 'country in decline'
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Discovery of secret hole leads to discovery of prohibition era items
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(NewsTimes)
 
 
 
This seems like a winning strategy, Alex
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Kuna faili kwenye keki
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Thu June 02, 2022
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Oligarchs faced having to choose between getting rid of Putin or having wrinkly faces
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good News Everyone, Monarch butterflies have soared to a 35% population increase. Must be "The Butterjunk Effect"
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Trying to cross the Atlantic, IBM's first self-sailing Mayflower sank into the swamp. So they tried a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So they tried a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Amber Heard lands part in sequel
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Sony gives up on interchangeable-lens cameras
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Robinson Can'to
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Racist is hurt when his teammates don't stand-up for his racism
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans to release their plan for climate change which includes "increasing fossil fuel production" with no mention of emission reductions. That's it, that's the plan
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Wed June 01, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Spread by local ticks, Iraq is experiencing an outbreak of the "nose-bleed virus". Well, that doesn't sound so ba- ...it has already killed 18 people
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Hamptons summer rental market is facing an unexpected chill. John Candy, Kerri Green unimpressed
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Sure Top Gun: Maverick could fly to the Oscars... Until Avatar 2: The Way of the Water comes out in December and hypnotizes us all in 3D
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Johnny wins $15m in defamation case but Amber won $2m in her case
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maybe 'ain't nothing gonna happen' may be happening after all: Peter Navarro subpoena suggests DOJ may be investigating Trump
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Home prices rose by more than 20% year-over-year in March, the highest price change in more than 35 years. Now let's check on wage increases
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
6x
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Smell of Vegemite factory given special heritage recognition by Melbourne council. Subby can't come up with anything weirder than original headline
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Moron learns what happens when you self project and call your ex a moron while texting her about his participation in an insurrection
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Are you ready for the new iPhone and iPad software updates? They're going to change everything. EVERYTHING
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Did you make a sports bet in the last year? You should try drinking in the bathtub, or something. Bonus: 24% of respondents say they win at least 75% of the time
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Sounds like a discarded Bond villain name
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Democrats SWEAR this time the republicans will be honorable, trustworthy, and sane. "If we go high...so will they" Charlie Brown last seen running towards football for 3,000th time
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"There have been unanticipated and large shocks to the economy that have boosted energy and food prices, and supply bottlenecks that have affected our economy badly that I didn't at the time didn't fully understand. But we recognize that now"
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
If you buy KOTOR 2 on Switch, you may see more than you remember
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
John Hinckley on verge of being released from all restrictive conditions, become completely free man. Jodie Foster unavailable for comment
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Drinking coffee may be linked to lower risk of death, especially to the numb-nuts I ride the subway with
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Won't someone please think of the influencers?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Name and Likeness Troll ABG threatens to sue the bejesus out of Elvis impersonators - including wedding officiants. Bonus: the same company bought Reebok last year
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Phil Mickelson's dalliance with the Saudi Golf League is paying off handsomely as he is not one of the first 42 players announced for the inaugural event
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
AAA survey shows most Floridians do not have any emergency plan in case of hurricanes, and 1 out of 4 would ignore evacuation warnings. Happy 2022 hurricane season, everyone!
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker dares to speak ill of the Fanta Menace
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Tue May 31, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
His favorite food is birthday cake, his favorite saying is "no comment", and he's living proof that a smirking giraffe in a suit can be a senator. Tom Cotton everybody (R-eviled)
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
So nothing else matters? What about the intro to the song? Does that matter Kirk? Does that matter?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Duh
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Piers Morgan show is a slow-motion trainwreck that's essentially designed to hold him up as a constant embarrassment to himself and the world. Seriously, we needed a Slatesplanation for that?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Tow truck industry in the GTA looks like tow truck industry in GTA
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good Omens got it right: Kenya is battling both hunger and obesity
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dems in disarray. Repeat tag not available on dropdown, so alternate tag is for the media
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Popular European tourist destinations face uncertain summer due to absence of loudly swearing, drunk track suit aficionados who steal everything not nailed down
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(AOL)
 
 
 
So prices will start to drop any minute now. Any minute now
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Mon May 30, 2022
(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
Turns out you can drown a company in its own forced arbitration clauses
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Adoptee counters the "Your mother chose life" argument with a "My mother should have had a choice" one
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
What's the oldest game you still play? And FYI, The Witcher 3 is not an "old" game
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(Central Maine)
 
 
 
The power of D'aww compels you to monitor the beach
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Is there a violin this small? Hamptons summer market down 30%
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(Insider)
 
 
 
AI technology kicked cancer in the throat and helped Val Kilmer return as Iceman
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(CNN)
 
 
 
December 2021: Delta CEO writes to the CDC to reduce quarantine times for COVID. April 2022: Delta drops mask mandates. May 2022: Delta reduces summer flights, planning for unscheduled COVID outbreaks
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Sun May 29, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
JD Vance calls for banning all porn. Guns are still okay, though
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Gov. Abbott says Texas needed to "do a better job with mental health" after cutting $211 million from mental health programs. It's like he wanted this to happen
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Shocker: As more states legalize recreational weed, travel industry discovers cannabis tourism is not just for stoners
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
"Because fark you, that's why." It's not just a reply from oil companies and formula makers anymore. Maine gets in on the fun and says it to tourists
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Homework no longer counts toward a student's final grade? How long have I been in this crypt? Even factoring guns out, it's no wonder good teachers can't get away from schools fast enough
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Triangle of Sadness becomes Rhombus of Success
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(Some Totally Innocent Guy)
 
 
 
Statements that might raise an eyebrow on your campaign literature: "I have never sexually assaulted anyone" and "I do look at children but I look at children in a proper way"
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Sat May 28, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Crypto investors made big profits last year, then lost it all this year. Unfortunately, Uncle Sam still wants you to pay tax on those profits
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A look at all the increasingly disgusting swill that alcoholic beverage companies are bottling and canning for human consumption because beer makes Gen Z's tummies hurt
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
"Attendant asked Quinonez to buckle her seat belt, stow her tray table down, and put on her facemask properly." She chose poorly
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Pour one out for CEOs who only averaged 17% pay increases last year
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Cigar Store offers customers a "free" cigar for a 5 star review. It appears someone with access to spambots has a problem with this
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Fri May 27, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Trump's bringing back Firefly
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Jersey is on track to meet an annual goal of bringing in $19 million a year in pot taxes, the state saw over $24 million in legal weed sales during the first month that dispensaries were open to non-medical customers
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Best Korea's miniscule COVID death rate is approaching L'il Kimmy's golf score level of global BS
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Too many ammosexuals value steel over lives
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fed up of being targets, the kids go on strike
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why it keeps getting harder to stop a bad guy with a gun
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(AM New York)
 
 
 
President Biden will meet with Korean K-pop group BTS next week to talk about fighting anti-Asian hate crimes. Let's see if he busts a move
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Don't panic just yet, but the number of COVID infections is between 4 and 32 times higher than last year at this time
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
The far right are blaming monkeypox on homosexuality
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Fall into the Gap?" More like "Plummet off the Cliff"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Suffering from multiple injuries on roster, Yankees sign washed-up Cardinal slugger Matt Carpenter to be their new DH. His current skillset of drawing walks and pulling pop-ups to right field are considered perfect fit for Yankee Stadium
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Thu May 26, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Burning official government documents after meeting with Republican congressman regarding the 2020 election is EXACTLY what an innocent person would do. Right Mark Meadows?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Widespread manatee starvation was caused by pollution. O THE NOT-SO-HUGE MANATEE
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Despite a COVID and Cancer one-two punch, The Dude still abides, and thrives once again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ponzi is dead. Long live Ponzi
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
World's largest bottle of whiskey which holds enough to fill 444 standard bottles sold for €1.3m at auction to an anonymous buyer which reminds me, has anyone seen Drew lately?
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Don't vote for my mom
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Our annual hurricane forecast is out ... and we are SO screwed
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The GQP only has one solution when it comes to stopping school shootings, and -- you might want to sit down for this -- it hasn't actually done a damn thing to stop them
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
If you're in your Manhattan office wondering when is the best time to leave today for the long holiday weekend -- too late
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(Vox)
 
 
 
You'd be forgiven if you never knew, or even forgot about it, but there once was a judge who wanted to get rid of the Second Amendment
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Wed May 25, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Jeep to pay $300M after blowing smoke about emission numbers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One lump or zero?
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(WGBH Boston)
 
 
 
Employees at America's Test Kitchen are fed up with starvation wages
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Crypto firm will explore IPO after SEC lawsuit ends. This should end well
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
The best esports game of the year is Farming Simulator 2022?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Viva la monarquía
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
British regional treats like dock pudding, stotties, soda farls and Gene Masseths that make the perfect fry-up
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's not alright, not alright, not alright
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The national median rent will surpass $2,000 in August. If you haven't locked in your van down by the river you're boned
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will YOH avenge last year's Finals defeat vs Hiromu? Can El Desperado bounce back against Master Wato? Will Robbie Eagles make TJP another Victim Of Love? BEST OF THE SUPER Jr. 29: Day 8 starts @ 5:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Tue May 24, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Buckle up for an ERCOT-style summer across much of North America
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
In an effort to get just a bit of attention, the Olympic sport of modern pentathlon is replacing the horse riding part with Mt. Midoriyama
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(AP News)
 
 
 
There can be only one ... Josh
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Ricky Gervais is a comedian. Netflix. We live in a Society. You know the rest
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
The "pro-business party" votes to kill off 90,000 small businesses
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
SFPD responds to a knife attack, decide to kill both the attacker and victim and let God sort them out
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson lies as well as he leads
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Knock on wood after losing the Midas touch
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Mon May 23, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Rejected BC plates: "BE K1ND", "WE VAPE", "FKCNCR". Looks like some government drone has a stick the size of a sequoia up their ass
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Who would have thought that a bank of all places would be leading the way in the right direction? What timeline is this?
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Businesses helping women get to free states might get punished
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Now that conservatives have rolled back abortion rights, they've got their sights on banning online porn
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sure, the world might be literally on fire right now, but you can at least rest easy today knowing that after a 2-year hiatus, the world's ultra-elite are finally getting to spend a few days together in Davos
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Erin Brockovich visits Maine to help residents prepare mass tort action over forever chemicals, proving that she isn't a fictional character and she isn't dead
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So now we know the 'J.' stands for 'Jefferson Davis'
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Sun May 22, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
The average American now has $9,000 less in personal savings than they did last year, down to a shockingly low $62,086. Still, you should splurge every once in a while and treat yourself to a can of wet cat food. What could it cost, ten dollars?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Alright Farkers, whats an educational book we all need to have in our STEM library and why do you recommend it?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Asking the tough questions, like "Should you sleep with your boss?"
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(ET Cahada)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago today, Pauly Shore and Samwise Gamgee found a caveman and brought him to high school. As of last year, a sequel might still be thawing out too
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Sat May 21, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bill Laimbeer will never coach again?? [commence the parade] ... oh ... he won't rule out a future in basketball. God dammit I hate this universal timeline
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Because investors are like anyone relying on other people's real genius to make money: 'That was yesterday. What have Pfizer and Moderna done for me today?'
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
For sale: 1 EA, like used, out of box. Includes original accessories plus Bioware, DICE, and Respawn add-ons. Serious inquiries only
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Applebees to extend war against their customers beyond food and annoying commercials to automated answering systems and call centers for those foolish enough to call
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Liz Cheney scolds the GOP Establishment for enticing and inviting White radicals
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
The last of 88 cats that were surrendered last year to Second Chance Animal Services have found their forever home just in time for Caturday
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Fri May 20, 2022
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
There is no joy in Mudville on this late May night, the mighty Mets have been snowed out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pope Francis: "Don't use the threat of denying communion to interfere with local politics." Archbishop of San Francisco: "Hold my sacramental wine"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Unable to afford horse paste, Best Korea fights COVID with herbal tea and salt water
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Princeton to fire Katz, a self-appointed "anti woke" professor, suspected of sexual misconduct involving pastrami on rye with mustard
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP has had enough of the freedom caucus. Again
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Aaaaaand...here comes the surging property taxes
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