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headlines found matching 'last year'
Mon October 19, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
4,000 Iraqis who helped American soldiers allowed into the US per year. 161 were permitted last year. Um, are we the baddies?
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Fri October 16, 2020
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
91-year-old Texan was sworn in as a United States citizen last year, and this year voted for the first time in an American presidential election
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Thu October 15, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani accidentally uploaded a video of himself doing his best Mickey Rooney. As in "Breakfast at Tiffany's" Mickey Rooney
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch of Fox News wants you to know Biden will win in LANDSLIDE, so tell all of your friends to make sure they don't vote
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo confirms print Faux News is fake gnus
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
U.S. intel say they heard chatter that hacked Burisma emails would be released to the public in this election month. Looking at you RUSSIA
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"I'm glad I left America." TODAY
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Wed October 14, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Whiskey Myers lead guitarist celebrates Halloween early by getting bolt in the skull during ATV wreck
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(AP News)
 
 
 
UnitedHealth's doing a lot better than you are
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Big Tech taking a bite out of all the empty office space in the Big Apple is a big deal indeed
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(Lite 98.7 Utica)
 
 
 
Upstate New York man finds his walls and floors are lined with cases of whiskey while renovating his home. Does life get any better than that?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man charged with assault after he A: Punched a bartender? B: Kicked a waiter? or C: Farted in a Uber?
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Breaker, breaker. Hey there, good buddy. What cha haulin'? A B-1 to Wichita?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
It's good to be the king. It's even better to be Jack Nicholson's grandson. Here's Duke
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
KFC Thailand unveils Lay's Chicky Chips -- fried chicken tenders encrusted with Lay's potato chips. In Canada, KFC used Lay's BBQ chips
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Did you see that Stevie Wonder released two new songs?
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Tue October 13, 2020
(PC Games N)
 
 
 
Sid Meier's uses the Apple defense that Nuke-friendly Gandhi was a feature and not a bug
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(Bored Panda)
 
Weeners
 
Australian firefighters posing with baby animals for a calendar. Subby is reporting this from my bunk
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Wichita State head coach Gregg Marshall allegedly punched a player, and body slammed another. Reports are said to be shocking
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A new high-volume, "highly accurate" rapid covid test will be skittering across Europe by the end of the year
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Your job: Tie a tracking device to a live murder hornet with dental floss so you can follow it back to its nest. Good Luck, we're all counting on you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The nation's biggest banks are worried that if Biden becomes president, they might no longer be able to steal $11 billion a year from their poorest customers in the form of "overdraft fees". Here's hoping
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Space Rock is just an old rocket and scientists doubts the object will slam into Earth "at least not this time around." Also, Saturn V 3rd stage from Apollo 12, after a 1 year orbit was never was designated an asteroid and left Earth's orbit. Sad
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Why is Matthew Stafford mediocre, asks someone who has never seen Matthew Stafford play football
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Mayor Pete: Behind the calm demeanor and crisp white shirt beats the heart of an assassin
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Mon October 12, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Homeowner: "We get anything interesting today, rat?" Rat: "Just some store flyers, the light bill, and it looks like you need to get your car inspected soon"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Is the Grinch stealing all the holiday jobs this year? (with now-inconceivable pic from the good old days of being jobless)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Indian man who fasted for four days 'to pray for Trump's coronavirus recovery' dies of cardiac arrest"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Margaret Nolan, one of the models in Goldfinger, has died at 76
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Private prisons have shunted more money to this election than any other in the history of private prisons
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Sun October 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos prepares to become world's first bazillionaire
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Sat October 10, 2020
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Speeding with a car full of edibles will ruin the kids Halloween
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What kind of a parade would it be without missiles?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The Murder Hornets are primed and ready to murder
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Fri October 09, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
"I should have known better," Deane said. "This is Florida"
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
NORM? Nope, not tasty
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Ranking Nicolas Cage's leather jackets IS the most important style story of the day
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Two more White House residence staffers test positive for COVID. Where could they have gotten this? It's such a mystery
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Residents in Virginia now being warned to stay away from hairy, venomous caterpillars by officials. Subby thought this was a given
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The final run of Supernatural's seven episodes started last night, and producers tease an emotionally intense runup to a "satisfying" finale [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
2020 nearly took Maynard, too
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Can't post your BS climate change denial story on facebook? Just buy a BS climate change denial ad
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Love him or hate him, it is near impossible to deny how amazing Lebron James has been in the playoffs over his career, and here are the stats to prove it
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Trump loses out on Noble Piece Prize to a bacon sandwich
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
I've heard this term bandied-about a lot in the last year or so, but not prior to that. Where did this resurgence of the word come from?
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Thu October 08, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
OPEC refuses to throw oil on the cart
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
The street that swallowed a bus in Pittsburgh last year is open again. Jerome Bettis still nervous
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump had a stroke. Of good fortune in Nov. 2019 when he got everyone who treated him at Walter Reed to sign NDAs
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Registering the typing on the wall, IBM heads for the cloud
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
'You seem nervous to me': Why most police vehicle searches in Texas turn up nothing
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
America needs 9000 more holiday Dicks as online bulges
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
UK airline EasyJet says its first-ever annual loss could be over $1bil, no problem
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
You got your Vikings in my Game of Thrones (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Celeb chef Gordon Ramsay very 'jealous' of one of his fans attempt at making steak cake with mash potato icing
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Why of course he asked Walter Reed doctors to sign NDAs
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Showtime uses Covid-19 as an excuse to kick Kirsten Dunst to the curb
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My lovely, outgoing son is 5 years old. For the past year or so, he has been absolutely obsessed with police officers; uniforms, cars, dogs. He tells everyone he'll be a cop one day. How can I explain to him not all cops are heroes?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Suck it up, buttercup
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Wed October 07, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
ACB is in two cults. Crossfit should be a deal breaker
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"From Krispy Kreme to weed: Inside 5 businesses that opened in pandemic N.Y." Huh, doesn't it usually go the other way around?
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Chris Jericho: overrated wrestler, Covid superspreader, and Donald Trump supporter
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lawyers for cop who shoved Raptors GM after last years finals claim that the cop was just trying to prevent terrorism
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(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
The most ridiculous sexy Halloween costumes of 2020. I especially like the sexy fried chicken hottie, and there's the sexy hand sanitizer too
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Our CEO didn't mean what he said when he said mean things on camera
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I've got 150 kids by having sex as a sperm donor, my last 'customer' had her partner wait at the bedroom door." The Son is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dwayne Haskins, you just went 32-for-45 for 314 yards with no interceptions against the Baltimore Ravens defense. Why don't you have a seat over there?
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Tue October 06, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Alright, which of you Farkers will lay claim to any of these?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
You may not know this, but the coronavirus is contributing to big oil firms "investing hundreds of billions of dollars to make new plastic" that is trashing the recycling dream. It's like business as usual
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Beiruit's artists have found explosive inspiration
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Like your favorite strip bar, we do our best work on Tuesday afternoons - come get your GRAFs and JAKES and whatnots
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dutch gynecologist fathered at least 17 children, hospital says, in a dark and gritty 2020 update to the story of the little boy sticking his finger in the dike
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Elton John turned down the chance to end his longstanding feud with Rod Stewart. It was the right choice
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
AT&T just boned its DSL customers and rural America because AT&T
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Wanker gets sentenced for outraging public decency after being 'absolutely bladdered' when he performed a sex act on himself outside family home. Apparently bladdered is the new blottoed for English tabloids
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
"Come on down (but keep your distance)"
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Mon October 05, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baker Street regulars haul off O'Brien for crimes against football
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Firearms stocks are firing on all cylinders
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hootie and the McEntire are hosting this year's CMA's, y'all
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Aaaaaand...here comes the 'twindemic'
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Not to crush your hopes, but the squash you're buying today could be from last year
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Sun October 04, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Berkeley, California continues their great tradition of banning things that people like ... such as bad bad candy bars
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(Some Bezos)
 
 
 
We're about to find out if Hobbits' butts are as hairy as their feet
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Sat October 03, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tommy Lee admits he was drinking 2 gallons of vodak a day, Sheesh, amateur
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Clint Eastwood to produce, direct and star in the most Clint Eastwood-titled movie ever
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mayonnaise on my burger? That's a shooting
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My best friend of nine years and I shared a house in the town where we both grew up. During those few months, we started sleeping together, which was great; we agreed it was temporary, but now she's telling everyone I'm her girlfriend. What do?"
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Things are so hot in Russia right now that investigative journalists are just bursting into flame
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Fri October 02, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Rhineland 45: An epic World War II documentary brought to you by the courtesy of crowd funding
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Kushner family real estate company was granted $850 million in government-backed loans with "unusually good terms" for some strange reason
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(Racer.com)
 
 
 
Honda says to F1 "Watashi wa yameta"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, there still isn't a Brexit trade deal, with the UK set to crash out of the EU market at year's end unless they can agree on terms soon
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Shia LaBeouf charged with battery, theft for stealing a man's hat in June
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Salmonella outbreaks linked to pet hedgehogs, as experts recommend regular cleaning of hedgehog wheels
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Colorado's Governor pardons anyone convicted for possession of up to an ounce of weed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jupiter, you dolt
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Thu October 01, 2020
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Remember when Kimberly Guilfoyle left Fox and people were kind of surprised? Turns out she learned a lot from Roger Ailes
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Polish divers find WWII Nazi shipwreck that may end mystery of Russia's 'Amber Room', how the Nazis put a submarine in a can of Pledge
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Six playoff games are happening in the MLB Wild Card round. Who will advance, and who will tie it up to force a decisive Game 3? The MLB playoffs continue at 12:00 PM ET on ESPN with the Reds and Braves
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I teach college and have long thought about trying out some sex work; I'm close to starting up an OnlyFans account. I teach college, though, so should I be concerned about students finding my profile?"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"I don't know who the Proud Boys are," says man who almost certainly knows who the Proud Boys are
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
One of President Trump's very good people was just arrested for expressing both his 1st and 2nd amendment rights protected by what he thinks is in the U.S. Constitution
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Law and order" documents violence committed in the name of Trump in 54 criminal cases
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Wed September 30, 2020
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Look, we know you're concerned that oil drilling might hurt polar bears, so we did extensive research and you'll be pleased to hear we won't be publishing it because it could interfere with oil drilling
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Stand Back and Stand By is now Stand Down. That's a lot of standing
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Americans are drinking more in 2020 than they did in 2019
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Tao, an 11-year-old golden retriever lost his eyesight to glaucoma last year, but has bounced back from the change with a little help from his guide dog puppy, Oko. Please give them both a warm welcome to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when your phlebotomist keeps a vial of your blood for years, rents a plane, and then crop dusts the vicinity of a recent crime scene with it?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Give it up for southern alligator lizards, you humans haven't really loved someone enough to grip their head in your mouth for hours or days
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Fasten your seatbelts and find a barf bag, Air-mageddon is upon us
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Trump aborts plan to prevent undocumented teenagers from getting abortions
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Tue September 29, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer? Not going to happen
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(CNN)
 
 
 
TikTok Donnie, time's running out. Remember how this played out the last time
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Some people have hoarding issues, although those people with hoarding issues don't usually collect the body parts of other people
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(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
Bill Nye the Water Board Guy?
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(Playbill)
 
 
 
Determined not to let 2020 win, Dolly Parton will release a new holiday musical on Netflix
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Airlines can no longer rely on business travelers, so they turn to the consumer economy
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Saying it's got to do something with all this extra gasoline, the United Arab Emirates is launching a spacecraft to the moon in 2024
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Joe Biden releases his 2019 tax returns. He made $944,737 and paid $299,346, a 31% rate, or nearly 400x what Trump paid in 2018
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Actual headline: 'I monitor my staff with software that takes screenshots'
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Matt Drudge is out of f*cks to give
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
5 charts that go a long way to explaining why Uncle Sam's into China (and vice versa)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump now inquiring about just how quickly nuclear warheads could be pulled out of storage and loaded for deployment. Sleep well
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Bomb the (small mouth) Bass
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Mon September 28, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Vampire or Zombie?
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
The first study with CHEOPS data describes one of the most extreme planets in the universe, is just the tip of the pyramid
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump accuses Hunter Biden of receiving millions from the wife of late Moscow mayor Luzhkov, who is described in Ron Johnson's report as corrupt, but, brace yourselves, Trump himself sought millions in deals with Luzhkov's government from 1992-2010
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Amazon is expanding to Vancouver, presumably to substitute for LA, NYC, and other US locales
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Headline: movers more likely to buy (a home) than first-time buyers. Article: first-time buyers more likely to buy a home than movers...but it MIGHT change some time in the future. Never change, BBC business page
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
America, don't f*ck this up
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hey kindergarteners, I want you to always remember, it's what's on the inside that counts... except when that's not true and you get fired from your job
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
The US military is hitting new highs
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Sun September 27, 2020
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Mommy, they're hitting back. It's not fair, mommy
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Gold scammers bilked $180 million from rubes and naturally Steve Bannon is involved
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Cops are resigning en masse because, dammit, they're not school teachers, they don't want to feel under appreciated
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man finds 9-carat diamond in Crater of Diamonds State Park. You'd think this would happen all the time, but no-o-o-o
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lewis Hamilton could tie Michael Schumacher's record for F1 wins Sunday. But Valtteri Bottas likes this boring Sochi circuit and might put up a fight. It's the Russian GP, starting at 7 AM ET
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Sat September 26, 2020
(Fodor's Travel)
 
 
 
"I've watched them grow up and grow old. They all have individual characters and personalities. I wouldn't dream of abandoning them". Welcome to Caturday
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Fri September 25, 2020
(Radio Insight)
 
 
 
Radio station flips to Christmas music today, as 2020 gets worse. For three full months residents of Youngstown will be simply having a wonderful Christmastime
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Kentucky Supreme Court says there is such a thing as a speed limit
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump administration rescinded 'Courage Award' for woman who hurt Trump's fee-fees, then gave a false explanation for its decision
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Best Korea ain't the only ones attacking the Pacific, Oregon ANG F-15 attacked it 6 times last year with missiles
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett invests in ions
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
This is what's called a "leading indicator"
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Thu September 24, 2020
(Electrek)
 
 
 
If we descend in to a post apocalyptic dystopian nightmare. Tesla has your commute covered
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(CNN)
 
 
 
With the election just around the corner, Trump is finally addressing the biggest issues this country faces: Cuban hotels and rum. Fark you, 2020... right in the face hole
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
There may not be trick or treating, but Americans have driven sales of candy up 13 percent over last year for some reason
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
They're shredding waves, not wheat or corn in Ohio these days
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The best of the best from the best pork roll sandwich state in the nation ...and don't you dare call it a Taylor ham sandwich
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Facebook suspends accounts of several environmental organizations less than a week after launching an initiative "it said would counter a tide of misinformation over climate science on the platform." Ummmm ... D'oh
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Volvo CEO says despite the covid, sales are pretty safe
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump installs new intelligence IG brought up from the grapefruit league
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Wed September 23, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
(((Fox News)))
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
I'm Eric I'm gonna have to testify before November
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(Slate)
 
 
 
While "Seven Minutes of Nonsense" could be used to accurately describe most of subby's amorous overtures toward his wife, in this case it's the description being used for Trump's United Nations address
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump shows off his "triple threat" ability by managing to combine racism, misogyny AND xenophobia in a single sentence attacking Rep Omar: "She's telling us how to run our country. How did you do where you came from..how's your country doing? "
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Not news: Ferry company goes into liquidation. News: The firm was award a £13.8 million contract by the UK Government. Fark: when the contract was awarded, the ferry company didn't own any ships
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk says Tesla can build $25k self-driving car in three years, can also get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It's not the protests or virus. God-awful Giants and Jets teams are dragging down TV ratings league-wide
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If you were wondering what Parisian pigeons missing toes, 40 tons of human hair in a French warehouse, and old stockings have in common, this is your lucky day
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Go home, event horizon, you're drunk
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Roy Head, the rocker known for his 1965 smash "Treat Her Right," died Monday at his home in Porter, Texas, family members reported. He was 79
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Catwoman incarcerated for cat burglaries
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Tue September 22, 2020
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
"Look at this face. Would YOU vote for this person? No? Good. Because the person shown here is not the candidate"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Might want to hold off thinking Judge Amy Coney Barrett is a shoo-in, Trump to meet with wild card Supreme Court candidate Barbara Lagoa on Friday
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Well what was he SUPPOSED to do with his winnings? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
*sips, swishes* "Hmmm, hints of Marlboro Reds with an undertone of Winstons and Salems and just the slightest hint of Camel. Almost like kissing your great aunt"
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
If we put computers in our brains, most of us would leave too many tabs open
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Power rankings are in. I have nothing clever to add. I'm just here for graphs and hot takes
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
After flight shamers and green activists encouraged America's airlines to dump old jets, it all went for naught because Amazon and cargo carriers snapped them up cheap and are using these fuel guzzlers for freight delivery
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Mon September 21, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
More reasons we are doomed because of Covid-19: The hottest pandemic food item is tofu
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Climate Week 2020 kicks off today. What climate change related issue are you planning on demanding from your federal government? Like, not this administration but the next one ( ._.) you know what I mean
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
According to the CBO, just to get the national debt back to pre-Covid levels, we're going to need an extra $900 billion a year, which mean basically cutting all non-defense discretionary spending and half of DOD's budget, or raising taxes
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
5G? That shiat is so last year. AT&T already is working on 6G and with how well 5G roll out has been we all know just how exactly 6G will be
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Meet the candidate with connections to pedophiles. NOT THAT ONE
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
The Gobblerito is back. It's not the meal we need but the meal we deserve
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Retailer announces which stores are Bed, Bath, and Being Closed
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
CNN put together a supercut of Republicans from 2016 highlighting their SCOTUS hypocrisy
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What's the big deal about Succession? "Nothing happens and the characters are vile, but Succession is still the best thing on TV"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Fox has a $2bil/year gameplan to keep the NFL; is told in any case the deal must include the Falcons
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Subaru WRX drivers have to get to the gym in 25 minutes
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
How to make porn during a pandemic
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New Zealand spanked covid so hard that they accidentally eliminated influenza
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Sun September 20, 2020
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
It's Week 2 and the Fark Fantasy Football experts are here help you figure out who to start and who to sit. Because we're helpful like that. Ask anyone
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Louisiana man jailed for possession of .25 caliber ass-ault weapon
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Because of some people biking around France, most of the Premier League weekend is relegated to streaming only. But the Bundesliga starts this weekend and this is your weekend footy thread (matches beginning at 7:30 AM ET)
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Password hacking article that explains why yours needs to be complex and not include anything even remotely familiar or rememberable
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
The Emmy goes to Gumby, dammit
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Dental technician found with £1 million in pure cocaine in bags for life told to pay only £6000 in fines. No idea if time-travelling hoverboards were a factor, but I might be mixing up my headlines
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
The Volkswagen car company's best-selling product is ... a sausage
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(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
In an interview with Bob Woodward, President Trump revealed the existence of an "incredible" new secret nuclear weapon. Plenty of people have guessed at what it is, but they've all been wrong
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A lab leak in China has infected thousands with a bacterial disease and you will soon hear on social media all about how this is a new wave of covid being released by secret Chinese TikTokkers to mask your freedoms
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Time to invest in cockapoos and cavapoos
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Sturgis 2.0
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Thu September 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chad Wolf, the guy illegally serving as Homeland Secretary, ignores subpoena for House hearing because he had a staff meeting. Why do we even bother having laws?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The ref who oversaw last season's Lions/Packers MNF game is overseeing this weekend's Lions/Packers game
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Diana Rigg once stormed off the set of Game of Thrones "at 0.1 miles per hour" when faced with doing a scene with the Sand Snakes
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
So why, exactly, is it still legal to pay prescription drug salesmen, particularly those who rep opioids, on commission based on the number of prescriptions that are written in their sales territory ?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Dozens of .UK domains are .farked
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Weekly jobless claims come in 860k vs 875k expected. Continuing claims come in at 29.8m, vs 1.5m for the same week last year
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi tells Brexit Britain to kiss off (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
With the evidence no longer spotty, solar cycle 25 has officially begun
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
US police response to protests: Tear gas and rubber bullets for everyone: UK police response: I say, would you mind awfully not resisting, you are being rather a nuisance
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Who will be the first NFL coach to be fired? After Week 1, Vegas is looking at Jets' Adam Gase
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Four years after he won the Midwest by vowing to revitalize the U.S. manufacturing workforce, Trump is campaigning for reelection on a job well done. The numbers tell a different story"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trump, Xi, and Putin (in that order) are the least trusted global leaders during the pandemic according to Pew. Pew? Pew
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
How Lobster Day became political. Of course there's a Turtle involved
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Huge UK "Eat Out" campaign helps minimize inflation, tumescence
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Space Force to develop dress and PT uniforms. No spandex
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Girls wear the longest skirts available for their uniforms at school, get told said skirts are "too short"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kandemic
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Man who damaged government building by ramming it repeatedly with truck gets massive sentence of .... 18 months?
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Tue September 15, 2020
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Kanye no longer thinks he's Jesus. Difficulty: He now thinks he's Moses
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sentient Realdoll Slumlord is the name of my Indian gothic sex metal band
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
America is stocking up for the coming civil war
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Hey you know those $200 billion tariffs that we put on China? The WTO says they are illegal
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
This computer can guess more than 100,000,000,000 passwords per second - think yours is safe? Suddenly America's ISP's crappy speeds are looking like a "feature"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jeremy Lin emotional over decision to return to NBA. Is this an aperture in the armor?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My girlfriend of two years lost her job at the very beginning of the pandemic and has been in a downward spiral. She used her time to become a Covid truther; she caught it. I broke up with her. She says she's changed and wants me back. Dare I?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't want to catch COVID-19 this fall? Catch a flu shot for yourself and live
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Well, now we know why Caputo went bonkers and deleted his twitter
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"The Browns are hoping that [Cody] Parkey, who kicked in Cleveland in 2016, can stabilize the position." ohwaityoureserious.jpg
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Google says its going to be running exclusively on unicorn poots, rainbow shimmers, your personal information, and the lingering glow of PR by 2030
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
From the 'news not being reported' front: 800 nurses in Chicago go on strike. Although here it is being reported, so
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
"Last Week Tonight With John Oliver" will stay on the air through at least 2023
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Swedish company owned by a Chinese billionaire and builds vehicles at a plant in the American South using crucial parts made in Mexico wants to sell to Americans. Vikings, dragons, and rubes, oh my
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Not news: cable needs fixing. News: vandal cut it again. Fark: gondola cable with 30 cars
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Small businesses in Cleveland sinking or struggling to stay afloat in the pandemic. TransDigm, a defense contractor found to have gouged the government on 46 of 47 products, has trucks full of US Treasury cash unloading at the company docks
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pepsi is about to release a new sleepy time drink. "The choice of a new generation" indeed
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
All major airlines now backing new debt with frequent flyer miles. Banks hope to get paid back on a specific Wednesday, 6 months from now, in addition to $37.50 in fees and taxes
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Whisky tops gold, British stocks and oil as best place to invest in the last five years
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
What are we locking Obama up for, exactly?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Pandemic-inspired home improvement projects are on the rise in America. With helpful pic of what a "home improvement" project might look like
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The inspiration for Edward Norton's character in "American History X" thinks you should know where his old Nazi buddies ended up
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Sun September 13, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Remember when a plague rat was locked up against his will for life because he was sick with an untreatable deadly disease, refused to isolate himself and wear a mask? Pepperidge farm remembers
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
The perfect workstation for your evil lair
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Welcome to Week 1 of the most unpredictable season of fantasy football. That said, the Fark experts are ready to help you decide who to start and who to sit. You have questions? We have answers
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Sat September 12, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's Airbnb for tents and campers. And business is up 300% since social distancing
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson is trying to make sure he'll be played by Gary Busey in the upcoming blockbuster "Stephen King's Bojo"
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Although casinos, universities and steaks with his name on it are all business disasters, there is one Trump item brand that is successful: Trump books about what a despicable, idiotic, sociopathic, human failure Donald is
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Children who grew up in the shadow of September 11th are about to vote for the first time in a presidential election
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump: "We brought you a lot of car plants, Michigan. We brought you a lot of car plants. You know that, right? You better vote for me; I got you so many damn car plants." Michigan: "You got us what now?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
John Daly, golf's OG antihero, has bladder cancer. Still no cure for ugly pants
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(Politico)
 
 
 
And in other collusion news, Rick Perry joins the board of a Ukrainian gas company
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Do you have a famous doppelganger? Here's some doozies
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Thu September 10, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Humans didn't kill all the extinct species that ever lived, but in the last fifty years we have wiped out two-thirds. But maybe the Earth thought aluminum cans, and all the plastic was worth it?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Even Trump's stock footage is made overseas
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The EU has given the UK another final ultimatum
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Y'all about to get Spotted Dick dropped on yo heads
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The U.S. government announced today that Ukrainian lawmaker Andrii Derkach is a Russian spy. That means Rudy Giuliani and OANN collaborated with a Russian spy to hurt Biden's campaign
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's official. Vettel moves from Ferrari to Aston Martin, will race next year alongside Lance Stroll
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Can you resurrect a dead relationship when one party has determined everything is over, or do you mope about like the subject in a Morrissey song?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Citi names Jane Fraser as first woman to head up a major US bank. Lilith inconsolable, plots revenge
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Former Top Gun says famous Tic Tac UFO used 'act of war' against fighter jets from the USS Nimitz in 2004 and 'wasn't developed by humans.' He's not saying it was little green men, but it was probably little green men (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Teens have decided vaping is no longer cool
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Only 884,000 new people filed for unemployment last week -- the second week in a row with under 1 million new claims. See? Trump had to destroy the economy in order to begin saving it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
All right now China, with this, you have gone too far
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the FRONT PAGE of the BANGOR DAILY NEWS: Retired Bangor Daily News editor nearly busted for federal felonious pawning of a stuffed duck. "My golf buddies thought I should have been jailed anyway"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Breaking: another scandal that would end any other presidency. What does that make for today... two or three? And it's only Wednesday
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My ex and I used IVF to have our son. We had multiple embryos made; our marriage dissolved a year after our son was born. The embryos are currently on ice. Her sister wants the embryos and my sperm for a child; my ex says yes. I say no. What do?"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"30-somethings are ditching their tiny rental apartments in hip districts of expensive cities and moving to buy houses in the burbs for a life of shopping at Home Depot and spending their Friday nights eating mozzarella sticks at Applebee's"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The lack of social and context awareness is simply breathtaking
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ford's new CEO wants to follow the example of John Deere. So look forward to right-to-repair laws being stretched to the breaking point
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen predicts if Trump loses he will resign and force Pence to pardon him
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Hurricane evacuees go to New Orleans where they'll be safe...oh snap
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Tue September 08, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Break out the good TOO DAMN cHIGHna and your best silverWHAR, after a long famine, it's time to feast on the first Power Ranking thread of the 2020 season
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(TSA)
 
 
 
TSA passenger numbers hit almost 50% of last year's amount on Labor Day. Hospitals expecting fallout in about 2 weeks
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
SUVs took over, ruined the world
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Is this the real reason Trump won't release his taxes?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Your MLS power rankings. Real Salt Lake are too damn high
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(France 24)
 
 
 
CO2 makes trees live fast, die young, leave a good-looking stick
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ford: look how fast our electric powered drag racer is. I mean, don't look too hard, because it did lose to a less powerful vehicle from 2018
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Big Oil is in big trouble
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Matter from light? What's next, money for nothing? Chicks for free?
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Woman who came up with the gender-reveal party idea says enough already
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Lying to your employer "to see if I could get away with it" is not a good strategy, especially if your employer is a Sheriff's Department. Especially if you are already on a last chance agreement for previously lying
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Mon September 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently, you don't take sand FROM the beach either
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(RVTravel)
 
 
 
Screw the little guy: Utah senator, Curt Bramble, in cahoots with the state RV Dealers lobby, passed a bill that raises annual license plate fees on older less expensive motorhomes and lowered fees on more expensive luxury coaches
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Having failed in their character assassination attempts against Joe Biden, the Trump campaign is pivoting to putting out detailed and thoughtful policy proposals to win over voters on the issues. Just kidding, they're trying the same thing on Harris
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Potty-mouthed TV chef Gordon Ramsay accused of stealing Aussie chef's signature pasta recipe with pig's head and egg yolk. Incoming F-bombs expected with no apologies from man with egg on his face
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Sun September 06, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Yankees are crashing and burning and folding and choking and underachieving and sucking and lollygagging and making Gehrig's ghost cry and it...is...farking...GLORIOUS
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pete Doherty banned from driving after shenanigans with an e-scooter
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yes, you really need to get a flu shot this season
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Fri September 04, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Even Tom Hardy is impressed with the size of this bait
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"I'm holding a gun in a photo next to them and saying we need to go on the offense against them, but I'm not advocating violence against them...you're being paranoid"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's America: minivans in the food pantry line
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(New Hampshire Public Radio)
 
 
 
Not News: Some Asshole thinks a BLM sign in the yard is "Permission to burn and loot that house" Fark: Some Asshole is also a State Representative
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NYC 2020: surgical masks. NYC 2030: scuba masks
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Owner announces closing Surly beer hall after employees announced plans to form cantankerous union
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Washington releasing running back Adrian Peterson for fear his off-field reputation might taint an otherwise stellar organization
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We won't be able to fact-check ourselves out of the QAnon quagmire
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
"Drunk, naked lady kicked out of Boundary Waters for some reason"
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple: "Unlike Dell, our Chinese workers are allowed to live in a shared dorm room. Also unlike Dell, our workers are not executed for disagreeing with the boss. Also, unlike Dell, we only remove 100% of requests from the appstore that China makes"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Locusts. Again with the locusts
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Barr expected to file antitrust lawsuit against Google, presumably because they haven't paid enough protection money
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Thu September 03, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
These NFL head coaches better cough up a good season or their demise(s) will go viral
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(CNN)
 
 
 
More drive-thrus, fewer creepy plastic heads
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NRA former chief of staff comes clean that the "school shield" idea was total marketing bullshiat to sell more guns. Also he believes in expanded background checks. Also the NRA is just full of terrible, terrible human beings
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
"Admiral Vladimir, one of our boats has crashed into some of our other boats again." "*Sigh* Fine. Captain Ivan, get the dry dock ready." "But Admiral Vladimir, it WAS the dry dock"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Britney Spears calls conservatorship 'voluntary' in a pre-written statement
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Kid Rock has listed his 6000-square foot home and boathouse, along the Detroit River and with a great view of Belle Isle, for $2.2 million. For that price, assume that the stank conveys
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(Metro)
 
 
 
England's positivity restored to levels not seen in 100 years. Everybody clap
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US debt expected to pass 100% of GDP. Surely this won't affect the stock market and... OH LAWD
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
What's worse than being held in an ICE detention camp? Being held there with no AC or toilets in the summer in Louisiana
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Facebook to close barn door. Horses unavailable for comment
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You can now pay your Swiss taxes in bitcoin. Some people (and governments) are not neutral over this
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(Cable.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ranking your country's internet speed to the left, Fark IT Desksplanations to the right
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(Metacritic)
 
 
 
Let's take a look at the reviews for Madden 21.... Oh dear
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(AP News)
 
 
 
What's the difference between a white man who runs naked through the streets of the neighborhood and a Black man who does the same? Death
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Turbo sloth powers, ACTIVATE
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Want to know why your favorite "outdoors" vacation destinations hate you, despite all the money you generously bestow on them?
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(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
"Amir Basiri, who contributed to Forbes 9 times, the Washington Examiner 52 times, OpenDemocracy, Algemeiner, and The Hill once also appears to be a fabrication"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Socialized medicine coming to California. Stalwart defenders of Capitalism seen refusing cheap insulin for their 'beetus
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trek will live long and prosper thanks to boom in bike sales
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Disney execs. are wondering how to proceed with Black Panther without Chadwick Boseman seeing as 1) They didn't know he had cancer and were just as shocked as the public by his death because 2) They hadn't required that he undergo a medical exam
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Lego sales rise by 14% as families spent more time playing together at home, accidentally stepping on those damn pieces skyrockets by 140%
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Man decapitates mother before placing head in freezer and finger in kettle because the reverse order would have proved difficult
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Alcohol brand will pay $10,000 if you can guess its new mystery flavor, which is dragon fruit, by the way
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(iA Blog)
 
 
 
Tim Apple: "We treat all developers equally." Developer: some are more equal than others: Facebook, Amazon, Netflix, Uber, Airbnb (long read)
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Australia finally taking the Internet of Things developers to task, forcing them to start incorporating security systems because why the f*ck did it take this long?
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Elon Musk says you will die on Mars
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Go Ahead, Guess
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(Minn Post)
 
 
 
Surly beer hall employees vote to form cantankerous union
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
But her emails. No, not her. HER emails
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Tue September 01, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Novel theory of dark energy makes prediction about the location and type of object driving the expansion of the universe
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Triple down: WH demands CNN fire journalist for suggesting Trump had a stroke. Guys, Trump brought up the stroke, don't yell at us for discussing Trump's tweet
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ford puts 1000 salaried explorers on an expedition to the unemployment office
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's time to find out EXACTLY why Trump went to Walter Reed hospital last year
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran and his wife welcome their little lucky charm
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's lawsuit alleges that black franchisees were directed more towards "I'm Lovin It" neighborhoods and not "I Have to Say I'm Quite an Aficionado" areas
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The Unknown Trump™ calls Biden a liar
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Only half of Americans will go bankrupt if they got sick, so good thing we're not failing in response to a global pandemic or anything
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Brazilian economy shrinks a record 9.7% in second quarter, leaving it in stubble
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Police, who are not at all concerned about illegally gathering doorbell camera footage to harm citizens, are very concerned that citizens may be monitoring them with doorbell cameras
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband doesn't eat breakfast or lunch, and if I don't have dinner ready to go when he gets home from work, he becomes a hangry asshole. Can I tell him to grow up or get takeout? It's really straining our marriage"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Top 50 Sexiest Accents in the USA: 2020. Start with New Jersey in last place and end with Texas at number one
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Taiwan really, really likes to poke the Dragon
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(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Army officer sends out a Holocaust joke to his 3 million followers on TikTok. Hope he isn't offended when he loses his commission
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(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Flurry of activity at the MLB trade deadline
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