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Taiwan's in talks to make the first purchase of some sophisticated U.S. drones with a 6000 mile range and possibly with weapons already attached. China's not going to be happy about this, in fact Xi's going to be pretty irate
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Sometimes you just gotta have a casserole
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CIA smells the cray cray, steers clear of kooked-up Senate Republican probe into Bidens role in the Ukrainian energy company Burisma
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Study from the Romero Univeristy School of Economics finds that cutting off the $600 enhanced unemployment benefit would REALLY hurt the recovery of our economy. You know, the one that's almost entirely driven by conumer spending these days?
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Mortgage rates fall to a record low for the eighth time this year, making buying that new split-level refrigerator box or van condo with river views more affordable for many
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"Days after delivering a presentation on office safety in dealing with Covid-19, Illinois Congressman Rodney Davis, the top Republican on the House Administration Committee, announced he has tested positive for the virus"
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The Saudis with nukes. With China's help. Certainly this will blow up in no one's face
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Why software giant Microsoft wants to buy TikTok, they're going after the Gen Z kids to control their brains even more
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Bezos sells more than $3 billion in Amazon shares he found sitting behind the shampoo in his medicine cabinet
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Article on uplifting ancient undergarments
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NHL officials have loved blowing the whistle this postseason
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The TN GOP senate primary to replace Sen Lamar Alexander, the last thing that passed for a moderate in the GOP has turned into a Derp-off that's seen Ted Cruz and Rand Pault squaring off against Sens Cotton and Blackburn, and President Trump himself
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Mississippi schools opened last week with few restrictions. Now, 116 students are at home in quarantine
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Live Nation reports revenue is down 98% due to Coronavirus shutdown. No word on how they made that 2%
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You've seen the picture of students crammed into a hallway on the first day of classes in Paulding County, Georgia, maybe three masks among them? Looks pretty bad, right? It's worse. It's so much worse. Sad tag wins out over Fail and Murica
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Weekly jobless claims come in at 1.186M vs 1.423 estimated
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Raiders players find out that Jon Gruden is infected with Jon Gruden and not COVID-19
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Golfer tied for the lead at the Maine junior golf championship eagles the final hole...and finishes one shot back of the guy who double-eagled for the win
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"1 out of 4 Republicans said that democracy is a 'very bad' or 'fairly bad' way to govern the country compared to just four percent of Democrats"
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Betsy DeVos and Mike Pence made the news last week visiting a private school in N. Carolina and applauding their opening. Now 4th graders get a pop up 2 week vacation. Go ahead and guess why
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| Wed August 05, 2020 |
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World leader whose re-election rally wasn't punked by thousands of teenagers says he sees no evidence to suggest that TikTok should be banned
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DeCities and DeCounties are DeFighting each other for DeFederal DeMoney
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"If oven gloves were essential to remove hot food from hot stoves, our hands would have evolved into them by now"
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Prince Andrew allegedly used a puppet of himself to grope victims at Jeffrey Epstein's home. The aristocrats
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Who had "increasing inflation" on their 2020 scorecard? Collect your slightly less valuable cash winnings
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Guns & Roses reschedule European tour dates for 2021. No word if they'll be headlining Reading & LUH LUH LUH LUH LUH LEEDS LEEDS
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Rafael Nadal says thanks, but no thanks to traveling to the United States and playing in the U.S. Open
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Fark Ready Headline: Man bitten by shark in Florida compares it to previous attack by alligator
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GOP pines for Susan Rice as Biden VP nominee, says she has everything that's needed to beat Joe Biden with
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LSU players on new helmet face shields: "I can't farking breathe under this thing"
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Michigan Governor Witner is trying a bizarre, previously unheard-of approach to governing where she listens to experts, takes their advice, and does what she can to to keep her citizens safe and doesn't seem to care about the political consequences
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A salty history of a tasty snack
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Gold is, well, gold
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PANDEMIC PRICING. ACT NOW. Moderna says its vaccine will go for $32 to $37 per dose for some customers. LIMITED TIME. DON'T MISS OUT
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Study rating women with endometriosis by attractiveness has been retracted by authors. After 7 years. With the disclaimer: "We believe that our findings have been partly misinterpreted"
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Manchester's Coronavirus outbreak is coming from the white middle class, proving once again why Manchester was Crowley's crowning achievement
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Last week, airplanes were turned around for passengers NOT wearing masks. Now, airline crew kicked a passenger off a flight for wearing a mask
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DeCorona infects DeAides of DeSantis
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| Tue August 04, 2020 |
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"Stupid, and an endless font of amusement. Next question?"
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Canada's Chief Public Health Officer, Dr. Theresa Tam, says even with a vaccine, Canada has a 3 year plan before the werewolf problem will be under control
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Since he can't get his citizenship question on the census, Trump just orders the census shut down early. Surely it's not a problem, I mean we only have 40% of the households left to count
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Detroit Pistons offer J. Cole a tryout after Master P dished advice on how to make it on the court Here's hoping everything'll "Work Out"
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Even if he loses today's GOP Senate Primary, Kris Kobach, and his enablers, including President Trump, may well have paved the way for Kansas to elect its first Democratic Senator since 1932
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Figures that the guy who paid someone to take his SATs doesn't know how to read a graph
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Firefox 79 clears redirect tracking cookies every 24 hours. Big deal, subby uses an extension that clears cookies as soon as the tab gets closed
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Blood plasma for the coronavirus blood God, it might just be the COVID-19 treatment we need
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Being that Joe Biden has ducked most of his presidential campaign so far, he may also duck the debates being that he's leading Trump in the polls
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France to pay home caregivers virus bonus. I dunno, if I was a caregiver, virus is the last bonus I'd want
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It looks as though Conor McGregor won't be sparring with anybody again this year
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Five people who attended Florida Sheriffs Association meeting last week test positive for COVID-19
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"I have bipolar disorder and that, combined with perimenopause, can be rough on my husband and son. My moods aren't some bump in the road that might disappear if only I did enough yoga. How can I make sure my 9 year-old understands this?"
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No. She's doing an Irish jig and cute as a button
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The unlikely tale of how Bruce Hornsby's "The Way It Is'' has become a staple for.....Hip Hop songs
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For the "every accusation is a confession" file: Trump's DHS is trying to identify protestors as "agents of a foreign power"
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| Mon August 03, 2020 |
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After pausing their advertising to reconsider their strategy, the Trump campaign has re-started their ad buys. Spoiler Alert: they decided to go with the cunning strategy of "attacking Biden"
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The mango Mussolini is now claiming his approval rate is higher than Obama's. Yes he's serious, and don't call me Shirley
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Turns out there are a lot of Americans living in the middle of the country who appreciate having any internet options at all, even if it's Elon Musk offering it over satellite
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Improving costs and efficiencies in a down market, Euro-bank HSBC is firing 35,000 faster
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James O'Keefe is behind Trump's plan to steal the election. So we can all rest easy, then, the election is safe
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Two restaurants have filled that void in our hearts which we all vaguely sense but can never pin down or put a name to. Presenting the pierogi taco
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Megan Fox's soul "ascended to a high enough level that it split into a twin flame", she told her new boyfriend the first time they met. Somewhere, the hot-crazy graph weeps
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After opposing the Michigan lockdown and exposing COVID-5G as a hoax, patriot-hero Republican lawmaker discovers he has contracted the virus. Now furiously searching for a way to blame Democrats or his cell phone
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Dr. Birx, you're the next contestant on "Whose turn is it to be thrown under the bus?"
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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson tired of having money and success
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Play stupid games win stupid prizes, bonus round
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Trump's campaign has almost reached the point of no return
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We're all tired of the Trump Show
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China's manufacturing activity hits its highest level in July in more than nine years even as export demand remained in "contraction territory." Xi's so enigmatic
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"Macomb County morgue buried in scandal after penis cake shows up at office"
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"The cat reportedly scampered out of its holding room and escaped through a fence when prison guards came in to feed it." Also, someone apparently trained an eagle to deliver drugs
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Melbourne enters Stage 4 pandemic lock down for six weeks after a surge of 600 cases, or approximately how many tested positive for the virus in Iowa last week
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Say "Hello" to the new hosing crisis
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"I'm sorry, but it's a fantasy"
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Nine states set new single-day Coronavirus records last week
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| Wed July 29, 2020 |
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New Jersey puts in a strong bid for rejoining the Covidiot States, with a rash of massive Airbnb parties in McMansions of typical atrocious Jersey design
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The nastiest Republican primary in the country is in Tennessee between two candidates in a death match to see who can go full fascist first
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Best Korea's 'Lazarus' is combining the power of state-sponsored hacking and the profitability of ransomware. Say what you want, but that's synergy
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You know that cartoon where Bugs Bunny cuts off Florida? Britain is proposing something similar
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Gohmert thinks WEARING a mask gave him Coronavirus
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Coronavirus is messing with Texas, despite reading the bumper stickers
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China records its highest daily new-case count in three months - 101. In contrast, Florida alone has over 10,000/day now
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So let me get this straight, RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel, it's the Democrats fault that you cancelled the RNC?
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Norwegian Cruise Lines to remain drydocked through the end of October
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Schoolchildren could be like lemmings on a Coronavirus cliff in the worst state to handle the crisis
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Newly-released data shows that 1 out of every 9 NYPD officers has a substantiated history of misconduct
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What kind of shiat are you feeding me?
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Trump's closest advisers are now pointing out that a D-minus is still technically a passing grade "If once in a while he goes off on a tweet storm about Dr. Fauci, OK, he doesn't need perfection, he just needs to win 60 percent of the next 100 days"
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$500/minute seems fair
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"My boss thought he was muted on a Zoom call and had an extremely intimate, X-rated conversation with his girlfriend using voice-to-text on his phone. It lasted for almost a full minute. He keeps apologizing and making it worse. How can I stop him?"
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So, what's it like to be shot in the face? Let's ask this guy
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Play stupid games, win half your restaurants closing permanently cause you couldn't do what every other business did and shutter during a health emergency
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| Tue July 28, 2020 |
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The UK's Irish Cup final this Friday will be the first football match with fans in attendance since March. No word as yet if it will be the last
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Well...yes. You are technically correct
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Seeing the impending eviction tidal wave on the horizon, House Democrats propose...giving people access to lawyers and making landlords "try" not to harm the credit scores of those evicted
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'Strange powers have our enemies, and strange weaknesses. But it has long been said: "Oft evil will shall evil mar." '
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Fauci: "This is what I do. I think and I know things"
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Trump Shats Himself Over Pandemic is the headline my brain wanted to see
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Revel in the ineptness of Revel
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With a name like Mr. Rape Torture Kill, you'd think they would have kept him on the sex offender list
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Bill Gates says there could be a 'substantial' reduction in coronavirus human BSoD rate by the end of the year mostly because all the easy pickings will be gone
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Trump will accept GOP nomination in NC because it's a big deal with lots of delegates and stuff. Important huge stuff, stuff like no one has ever seen, really have you seen the huge stuff they have in NC, Obama never accepted a GOP nomination in NC
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Remember when Mike Bloomberg promised to spend millions to help the Democratic presidential nominee beat Trump? Anyone know what happened ....Bueller Bueller?
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Illinois governor J.B. Pritzker visits rebellious anti-mask Covid hotspots in southern Illinois to chide them for being morons
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In a pandemic, moms don't want mom jeans anymore, letting it all hang out
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Good: hanging a Norwegian flag in front of your Scandinavian-themed B&B. Bad: having it mistaken for a Confederate flag. Facepalm: taking it down because it's not worth the controversy
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Has anyone seen a "wartime" president golf this much?
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In 2016, man escapes North Korea, and defects to the South. In 2020, facing a criminal investigation for sexual assault in South Korea, he decides to defect BACK to North Korea. Oh, and he's showing symptoms of the Coronavirus. The Aristocrats
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Texas is in the midst of a major coronavirus death surge
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In a lower income neighborhood? Smile, you're on Rite Aid Facial recognition camera. And don't forget to wave hello to your Big Brother in the Chinese government
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Reorg inside. One fall guy is obvious, but any assessment of which other Intel bigwigs failed to execute would be speculative
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News: Due to Covid-19 concerns a state governor extends general election early voting by a week. Fark: A GOP governor. UltraFark: Texas
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Warnermedia investigating whether Ellen DeGeneres is, in fact, a jerk
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| Mon July 27, 2020 |
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Owners of gym that defied governor's executive orders to remain closed arrested. Must report to court in 26 minutes
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Michigan county seizes home of retiree for underpaid tax debt of a whopping $8.41
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Under vigorous assault by spray paint and leaf blowers, Feds sending more goons to Portland
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National Security Adviser Robert O'Brien tests positive for the Coronavirus. Luckily for Trump he rarely meets with or even speaks to his National Security team, so he should be totally fine
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Hoax contagion pushes hoax currency back up above $10K
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To slow the pandemic,Target, Dick's Sporting Goods, and others to close down: ON THANKSGIVING DAY. Black Friday is still on, but likely needs a new name
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Iran moves mock aircraft carrier to the strategic Strait of Hormuz amid rising tensions with the US to use for live-fire drills, lots of pew pew pew to show the evil Satan they mean business
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Trump complains that the media including Fox won't tell the truth about Portland. They just show the bad parts with all the beatings of the moms and the vets, never the good parts of the beatings of the black people
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NFL players who contract the coronavirus could face team discipline, docked pay, reduced access to gentlemen's clubs
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Man at Alabama Baptist revival who infected 40 has "No nothing. Not a sniffle. Not a headache. Nothing." Gimme that old time pandemic, gimme that old time pandemic, gimme that old time pandemic, it's good enough for me
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| Fri July 24, 2020 |
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The weed stores that grow like weeds will get weeded out eventually
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Problem with question headlines: The reader might go "Well, duh. It never should have happened in the first place. It was a panicked, authoritarian, jerkoff response that is being used in that manner in current events" and not read the story anyway
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Democrats, it's time for you to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat, you are now favored to take back the Senate
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Hey, free food
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Dr. Anthony Fauci kicks this year out the coronavirus door, says just forget anything being normal in 2020, best case scenario we can talk about normality is in 2021
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Conservatives find a new line of attack against a 79-year old man who has advised six presidents as the nation's foremost infectous disease specialist: He doesn't throw a baseball very well
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Half of America now believes the jobs they lost because of the pandemic are never coming back. Thanks Donnie
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Donnie doesn't speak for the 'Silent Majority.' Unless they're serial adulterers who raw dog porn stars, and if that's the case they all be quiet because they'd all be getting some
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DHS employees worry the Portland protest response could destroy their agency's reputation. In related news, some DHS employees think their agency had a good reputation
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States: We need covid tests and PPE. Trump: You'll get jackbooted thugs and like it
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| Sun July 19, 2020 |
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So how well is Kanye's first presidential rally going?
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It's been three weeks since the last episode. It's not like anything important or interesting has happened since then, right? Last Week Tonight, 11 PM Eastern, HBO
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Will the Minty Maniacs keep their spot in 1st place or will Crazy Cat's Eyes overtake them? Will the Oceanics become suddenly competent? This is Block Pushing, JMR Marble League 2020, sponsored by Last Week Tonight
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To deal with Covid-19, the porn industry has had to make some changes, like no MILFs, kissing, or orgies
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ATTENTION CORPORATE SLAVES, RETURN TO YOUR WAGE FARMS...we mean please come back into the collective shared creative wonderland that is the modern office
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Six times The Price is Right gave itself the losing horn
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UK to Huawei: Yes, we banned you from our 5G network, but maybe if you ask again next January, eh *nudge, wink*
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Texas AG: Jesus will protect the kids
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Roger Stone's love children discovered. The fruit doesn't fall that far from the tree. Except for that one thing
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Tonight on Smackdown: Alexa invites a mystery guest to "A Moment of Bliss", Bray takes everyone to the Firefly Fun House, Can the King of Bros beat A.J. for the I.C. title & will The New Day get revenge for last week? It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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Do you want to see college sports again any time soon? Wear a damn mask
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CNBC officially brings Shepard Smith into the Liberal fold
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RBG's cancer returns. Says she's good for at least 4 months, or 4 years and four months, or whatever it takes
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Spain goes into lockdown mode again, sending 1.6 million Barcelonians to their homes (possible nsfw content on page)
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A shark pulled a 10-year-old from fishing boat in Australia. He's OK - his dad dove in and saved him. Officials say no one was drunk
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"The cancellation of the airport-hangar event which the Trump team blamed on an incoming tropical storm that never materialized, but officials privately attribute to concerns about attendance, underscored the recurring challenge Trump aides face"
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So it turns out Georgia's gubberner was fudging the numbers, backdating new cases to the time of first symptoms or test, which shaves the last 2 weeks off the totals. "The massaged trend chart appeared to dictate policy." HARRRRUMPH
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Give 'em hell, Fauci. I don't give 'em hell, I just tell 'em the truth, they just think it's hell
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Dr. Gallant: Hey, the coronavirus might be worse than the 1918 pandemic if we're not careful. White House chief of staff Goofus: No it's not, and you're an alarmist to say so
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| Thu July 16, 2020 |
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Law enforcement was aware of the real threat at protests from the beginning, chose to respond to the fake threat
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Twitch responds to the US Army trying to trick kids into enlisting using fake giveaways with a very sternly worded "Hey guys, could you not?"
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But...but...that's MY fetish. (Packs bags for Bolivia)
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Interesting Tag: Former Arizona Republican Governor Jan Brewer calls out current Arizona Republican Governor, Doug Ducey, for his disastrous handling of the COVID-19 situation. Cool Tag: with a "Breaking Bad" quotation
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The Mob rules Washington now. Didn't Barr send you the memo?
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"...it was clear that waiting around for the president to run the nation's response was hopeless; if we delayed any longer, we'd be condemning more of our citizens to suffering and death"
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"Look, in Colorado, there's no shirt, no shoes, no mask, no service,"
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Vox media's furloughed employees downgraded to laid-off
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Chris Cuomo wonders how Trump has time for "all this bullshiat" during a pandemic as the POTUS spends time endorsing Goya, which Trump assumes is a one-hit-wonder and somebody that he used to know
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In the last event Crazy Cat's Eyes scratched their way to a gold but still couldn't overtake Minty Maniacs and O'Rangers. A chance to hop over the competition in the Hurdles, JMR Marble League 2020--Event #6 sponsored by Last Week Tonight, 3pm ET/Noon PT
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"Smelly Kelly"
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Bangladeshi hospital owner who cut a few corners in his Covid-testing protocols, specifically, not actually doing the test and then telling the patient the result were negative; was caught at the border while trying to flee to India, wearing a burqua
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U.S. coronavirus data has already disappeared after Trump administration shifted control from CDC to HHS
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So you're in the middle of a pandemic and you're having a contract dispute over pay with doctors and surgeons? Do you a) cave and pay them b) bring in arbitration c) try to change the rules so they can't leave? Hint: Alberta
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Wisconsin's "Herd Immunity Festival" begs for victims to help set up
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Come see the bankrupt side of Sears
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KY Judge, who may never have met a Kentuckian, or an actual human for that matter, strikes down the gov's restriction on daycare centers and gatherings, asserting that Kentuckians' "innate wisdom and common sense" was enough to keep them safe
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Just a little healthy retribution against an actual patriot
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DeVos, daughter of a billionaire tax-dodger (see yacht registration), only cares about one child. Her petulant pubescent boss
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A pandemic killed the last of the neanderthals. Oops sorry, that should say the pandemic is killing the last of the neanderthals
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I can tell it's a deep fake from some of the pixels and because I've shooped a lot of whoops in my time
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It's now easier to opt out of AWS data mining if you believe the engorged fox covered in feathers and blood kicking back in your henhouse
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St. Louis Prosecutor says that both MO's Governor and Trump have "come after her" and tried to pressure her not to file charges against Bonnie and Clyde, ESQ, but since she's elected and has unlimited prosecutorial discretion, she gives zero farks
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So why ISN'T the sun and heat killing off the Covid-19 virus?
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Trump's tweets in support of Goya products are further increasing calls for boycotts among latinos. Trump supporters still clueless on what to do with six cases of canned huitlacoche
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Women order "Black Lives Matter" posters online. Guess what posters come in the mail
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Old & getting pricey: ARM RISC architecture, owned by Softbank who needs cash to offset yuuuge losses. New & open source: RISC-V from UC Berkelely. Cool: named Rocket, BOOM (Berkeley Out-of-Order Machine), and Sodor
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NHL unveils exhibition schedule, start times for Stanley Cup Qualifiers. Sharks deep sixed
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Police department responds to incident where Five Guys refused to serve police who were not wearing masks. Hopefully not an armed response
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"Justin Trudeau may have 'blind spot' on ethics", which is the Canadian way of saying he's a dumbass. For the third time
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It is easy to confuse death from COVID-19 with death from a hormone overdose when your medical qualifications are from the Burger King School of Medicine
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In an unexpected burst Chipotle plans on hiring 10,000
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Police urge people in isolation to 'put some clothes on' when answering door
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Nobody wants to head the Congressional committee to oversee how the Adminstration misspent $500 billion for coronavirus relief. General consensus is "leave this mess for Joe"
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Despite recent Covid-19 surge in Tokyo, grand sumo tournament to be held this month at 25 percent capacity. Fans will be asked to mask up, avoid shouting and refrain from shaking hands with wrestlers
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| Tue July 14, 2020 |
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CDC says we can get COVID threat under control in 1-2 months if everyone wears a mask
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This is why we can't have nice things. Vandals spoof storm warning app. Just for the lulz
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Far out
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Governor of NY to charge out-of-state visitors from high-infection states $2000 if they're being idiots
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What if Trump is the one behind the increase in gun violence to steal the election? Yeah, I know but it makes as much sense as what he really said
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Harper Woods dean of students shot and killed. That's a very specific job title and a very violent school
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Airline workers are looking at a grim future. Unless they work for Delta
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Florida survival dependent on people behaving better. So, we're all doomed
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Daniel Lewis Lee becomes first Federal prisoner executed in 17 years following compelling performance in "There Will Be Blood"
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Navajo Nation has a suggestion to replace "Redskins" by renaming the team 'Code Talkers' to honor the Navajo Code Talkers
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Not to be outdone by Floridan Man, Kansas City Man flashes gun at BBQ restaurant employee who asks him to put on a mask
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Given that he has degrees from Harvard and Yale, it seems that Ron DeSantis is voluntarily stupid. Either that or Harvard and Yale let any ol' moron graduate from their hallowed halls
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White House signals openness to unemployment compromise as crucial deadline looms for 30 million with no good job prospects in sight and a new lockdown probably right around the corner
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Deaths from COVID-19 are a trailing indicator, and here they come. CA, FL, TX, MS, AL, SC, TN, NV, OR, UT, ME
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Biden is in your Texas, building an insurmountable lead
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Kanye polling at 2% in presidential poll
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I fought the Tariffs.......but I did not moot the jeopardy
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| Mon July 13, 2020 |
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Burn Facebook to the farking ground and salt the smoking rubble, exhibit #7,395
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Body found at Lake Piru could be missing actress Naya Rivera [Update: it's her]
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Tucker Carlson's sentient bowtie prepares to apologize for people finding out that Tucker Carlson's former lead writer was every bit as much of a hateful bigot as Tucker Carlson himself is
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Because what 2020 needs is disturbing an Indian burial site
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Well, honestly it's less of a message and more of a gesture, really, though a highly expressive one
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China bans Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio, leaving many to wonder, "Can we do that too?"
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That which kills Carnival's passengers can only make it stronger
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White House talking points on Dr. Fauci include...WTF Ben Garrison cartoon?
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Europe should know a thing or two about hubris, and Coronavirus is ready for a reminder
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SCOTEX: FU to GOP
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Not content with just ignoring and silencing Fauci, Trump now starts a smear campaign
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All five of the Spice Girls got together for a Social Distance Walk last week, fueling speculation 2020 can get worse
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Atlanta will still call themselves the Braves, but they may chop 'the chop'
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Tonight on Smackdown, the New Day defend against Shinsuke & Cesaro... in a pancake eating contest perhaps? Sasha & Bayley battle Alexa & Nikki in tag action, Jeff Hardy drops by Miz TV & relive Bray vs Brawn at MiTB. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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Schadenfreude: Mississippi Edition
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Canadian Tories ask police for a criminal investigation of PM Trudeau after it emerges that a charity his government awarded a no-bid $900m contract to had paid hundreds of thousands to his mother, brother, and wife
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Canada adds 952,900 jobs in June which is either 750,000 or 1,300,000 American. Subby was educated in the States so maths is hard
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Wall Street's campaign to hire Black talent is going about as well as a Sons of the Confederacy rally in Oakland
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Arse-hole Walmart worker "cancels" dog's naturalistic spa retreat
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Uhhh, you could try shutting down everything or is does that make too much goddamn sense?
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Sheriff on why he won't give masks to jail inmates: "They're going to eat them"
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House passes broadband bill that is pro-consumer and actually makes sense. So it has zero chance of becoming law
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