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Fri January 28, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Sorry, I'm washing my hair Friday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Senate GOP has set the bar it will use to determine whether or not it accepts Biden's Supreme Court nominee. She must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest -- WITH A HERRING. Then she must find -- A SHRUBBERY. And build a nice path
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Wed January 26, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson: "Why is it disloyal to side with Russia but loyal to side with Ukraine?" Russia's State Media: Dude, tone it down
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Tue January 25, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The covid vaccines do not affect fertility, unlike dying, which negatively impacts your chances of procreating
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Mon January 24, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The live-action Snow White is making Peter Dinklage a little grumpy
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Define 'respond appropriately'
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Tue January 18, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Elon is probably mining Dogecoin with it
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Mon January 17, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump's unpaid hotel bill may mean trouble for his kids
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Expect Kristi Noem to crash and burn
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Sat January 15, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
White gold. Australian tea
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Fri January 14, 2022
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert accuses Texas AG Ken Paxton of being two-faced
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Thu January 13, 2022
(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
CarBravo is GM's answer to the likes of Carmax & Carvana. It's launching. As per GM, it's not going to launch for a few more months, just in time for a decline in car prices
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Wed January 12, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Get your popcorn gifs ready: Trump scrambles to save the unvaccinated by attacking Republicans
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Tue January 11, 2022
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
EU state admits they have the Pegasus phone hacking software but swear they don't use it
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Sun January 09, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
"We have nowhere to retreat," says owner of the largest country on earth while occupying another country
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Fri January 07, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
A guy with a severe case of droopy-dick-nose gets free surgery to repair his floppy cock-schnozz
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Thu January 06, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Venice residents discover that simply moving the homeless without providing them, you know... homes, is like digging a hole in water
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
So, mine farkers, we've spent so many rage tears in the Pizza Wars of Chicago vs. NYC, but have you paused to consider St. Louis Style pizza? We can probably all AGREE to hate it
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Scotts Miracle-Gro becoming dominant equipment supplier to the legal cannabis industry, much as they were once the dominant fertilizer supplier to subby's illegal grow closets
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Wed January 05, 2022
(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
Optimistic ape hopes to trade Bored Ape NFTs for a house in Vancouver, BC (average house price $1.2M)
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Tue January 04, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
TFG's lawyers claim that he and his rotten kids can't comply with their civil subpoenas because if they tell the truth it'll be used in their criminal cases
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Sat January 01, 2022
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
22 for '22
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Mon December 27, 2021
(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
Only certain people, TFG. Only certain people
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Fri December 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN reports that healthcare workers are tired putting up with idiots who insist on getting what CNN calls "alternative Covid treatments". NOT HELPING
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Tue December 21, 2021
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
The EU approves Novavax, a fifth vaccine, against COVID-19. But anyone who is still anti-vaxx will probably not take the fifth either
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Mon December 20, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Hey girls, gather round 🎶 Listen to what I'm puttin' down 🎶 Hey, baby, I'm your handy man 🎶
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Sun December 19, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Good news, Farkers. It turns out most of you are average
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Tue December 14, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Another sign we are boned concerning climate change, meteorologists have confirmed that temperatures in the Siberian Arctic hit 100 degrees Fahrenheit last summer
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Companies take the higher ground. Not moral stances on executive sexual assault and racism. What are you kidding? They are moving so the rising oceans they are causing don't cut into profits
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Sat December 11, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"Most Republican candidates would rather not talk about that topic because their first order of business is winning office. It's not righting wrongs; it's winning office"
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Fri December 10, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Big Lie lawyer Sidney Powell has been demoted to coffee girl
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Sat November 27, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Meadery opens to provide olden drink of Vikings to Alabamians
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Fri November 26, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My anti-vaxxer friend cut me off because I refused to accommodate her. Should I try and get her back, or just write her off?"
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Wed November 24, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Scully, pack my flashlight
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Gym Jordan admits he knew something else and didn't let anyone know
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Workers at Super Nintendo World discover hidden fire flower power-up
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Wed November 17, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In a change that will surely not be regretted in a few years, the Staples Center will be renamed to...Crypto.com Arena as of 12/25. Merry Christmas
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
What good is it going to the office just to zoom all day?
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Thu November 11, 2021
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Post Malone fills Travis Scott's place at the show, the organizers' idea being that it'll be safer to have fans fleeing the stage
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Tue November 09, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
You think gun violence in America is bad now? Well hold on to your bulletproof vests, it could soon get worse
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Thu November 04, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Deputy AG: Cyber arrests incoming
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(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Buster hangs em up
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Wed November 03, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Lotta vagaries leading to speculations here. We know someone broke in to a house. We know the homeowner is injured. And we know the bungling burglar botched the job. But he ain't talking
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Mon November 01, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
UCLA is getting a big Bona
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Rural Canadians turning to off-grid solar after facing exorbitant connection fees, refuse to apologize
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Mon October 25, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
PayPal pulls the plug on Pinterest
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Thu October 21, 2021
(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
HelloFresh union, goodbye stale union
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Sat October 16, 2021
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Breaking: Vince Neil's ribs
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Referring to the GOP as the new Nazi Party is really starting to hurt the feelings of all the litttle Nazis
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Wed October 13, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Conservatives attempt to defend John Eastman, who said Kamala Harris was ineligible for national office because her parents were immigrants. Let's see how that's going...oh my
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Tue October 12, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
The effects of COVID can be measured in more than just bodies
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The last thing we need is another Cruel Intentions reboot
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Sat October 02, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You had me at sun-powered orgasms
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Fri October 01, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
So much for alcohol being a disinfectant
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