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Sat September 26, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Opinion piece from the land down under speaks truth to power. Subby is wondering why no one else has ever pointed out something this obvious
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Thu September 24, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Let's check in with AG Barr's designated anarchist hell hole NYC after last night's protests over the Breonna Taylor verdict...oh, ok, carry on then
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Wed September 23, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kayleigh McEnany says, I'm a spokesperson for a moron. What do you want me to say?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Costco cuts the cheese
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Tue September 22, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Tory politician: you should snitch on people breaking COVID-19 rules Also Tory politician: I didn't mean on meee
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Biden will lose the debates because he'll be speaking English, and can't engage with someone communicating in Fox News/Qanon memes. Strzok and Obama tapp Trump Tower
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Mon September 21, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What the Republican senators are saying in private about the Supreme Court vacancy comes down to a choice between country and party. Let's hope they choose wisely
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
So, did Trump just forget where he was last night? Maybe it's time for another "physical"
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Thu September 17, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Dozens of .UK domains are .farked
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Wed September 16, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
After last night's train wreck, Trump decides he wants another, slated for 5PM ET. Subby's guess is 5:42
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's town hall last night did an excellent job of convincing the undecided voters in attendance to vote in November...for Biden
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Demonstrators arrested during last night's protests over a police shooting in Lancaster PA are have their bails set at *pinky to lip* ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Good thing there's nothing in the Bill of Rights against setting ridiculous bails or anything
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Norman Lear broke his own record for oldest person to win an Emmy
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Tue September 15, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Stars rose one step closer to heaven last night. Will tonight see the Lightning zap the Islanders back to earth? Tune in to find out, same bat time (8 PM ET), same bat channel
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump said he read Bob Woodward's book last night. "I read it very quickly. And it was very boring"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"CBP's seizure of the earbuds in question is unrelated to the images or language on the box. A company does not have to put an 'Apple' wordmark or design on their products to violate these trademarks"
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Sat September 12, 2020
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Rays don't do things the right way
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Peter Thiel's latest investment: White Nationalism
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump: "We brought you a lot of car plants, Michigan. We brought you a lot of car plants. You know that, right? You better vote for me; I got you so many damn car plants." Michigan: "You got us what now?"
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"I watched eight hours of television since last night"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Bob Woodward got Trump to talk by tapping into his vanity and insecurity
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Wed September 09, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cristiano Ronaldo becomes the second soccer player ever to score 100 or more international goals (possible nsfw content on page)
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Zendaya says she's quite honored to be Vivica A. Fox's choice to star in "Kill Bill Vol. III" Wait. What? When? Where? And shut up and take my money
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Sun September 06, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Yankees are crashing and burning and folding and choking and underachieving and sucking and lollygagging and making Gehrig's ghost cry and it...is...farking...GLORIOUS
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Sat September 05, 2020
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Body found in an ornamental lake at Kensington Palace. "It is my belief, Watson, founded upon my experience, that the lowest and vilest alleys in London do not present a more dreadful record of sin than does the smiling and beautiful countryside"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you want to know how bad the Murdoch-owned NY Post has gotten this is an actual headline today: "BLM protesters attacked car that plowed through Times Square crowd"
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Fri September 04, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Heat beat the Bucks in Game 3 to take a 3-0 series lead? Or will Milwaukee finally have an answer for Miami? The Rockets-Lakers series begins as well. Will LeBron carry the Lakers to victory? Tip-off is at 6:30 PM ET on TNT
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Last night, Seattle Police threw a parade
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Tue September 01, 2020
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
So where do birds go during a hurricane anyway? The answer is in the center
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Mon August 31, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Don't buy Apple stonks just because the split makes it look cheaper. In related news, buying single cigarettes at the liquor store checkout still cool
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Monday. We now return to your regularly scheduled MSNBC Discussion thread, starting at 7 PM Eastern
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The Trump administration has investigated itself and found they've done nothing wrong
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Removing protections from reporters and legal observers covering protests is an "important step" according to Barr
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
The problem with wearing a facemask is it gets in the way of putting your mouth directly on the beer tap
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Sun August 30, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
New Mutants dredges up $3 million at the box office opening day, leading one to wonder just who would risk their lives for that steaming pile
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Sat August 29, 2020
(The Smithsonian)
 
Video
 
Giant panda Mei Xiang took a very quick break from her newborn to get a drink of water, thus giving us a very rare unobstructed look at her ugly-ass cub
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Fri August 28, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple goes nuclear, terminates Epic Games' developer account
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(Axios)
 
 
 
In which we read between the lines of Trump's terrifying acceptance speech
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Here's the thing, the ratings for LAST NIGHT have not yet posted. So by tweeting this, Donnie here is gaming the media and in a few hours when it turns out ratings were less than the DNC, as they have been, no one will notice
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rand Paul tweeted that he "was attacked by an angry mob" after leaving the president's speech last night. Video shows that what he means by that is he got a police escort through a crowd that said some unkind things to him as he passed by
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Thu August 27, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton conspiracy fetishist and right-wing author wants you to know Democrats are concerned about something, something something
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump Hotel in Washington had some major projection last night
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sure 2020 sucks but at least it has given us the joy of filmmaker David Lynch delivering daily weather reports for Los Angeles from his basement
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Labour MP calls Nigel Farage and Jacob Rees-Mogg "shiatbag fat old racists." Finally, someone has the right adjectives
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Kenosha Police Chief then added that his wife wouldn't have been beaten if she hadn't burned the pot roast last night
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Last night's speech proved Mike Pence is going to go crying to Mother after Kamala Harris humiliates him in the debate
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Are you milking your own cob?
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Wed August 26, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
People are more than just a little pissed that Kentucky's attorney general name-checked Breonna Taylor in his speech last night, you know, seeing as how he's the one in charge of the investigation that has yet to charge her murderers
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
To be fair, Frank, that's nothing compared to what you did to Kevin Spacey in Swimming With Sharks
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
QAnon. Hillary. Titanic. Jews. Cancelled
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Billie Eilish is getting some help from her dog on her next song .... I left my love in your shoe mumble, mumble
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(Revolver Magazine)
 
 
 
2020 takes a Power Trip
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren got tricked into insulting Trump in Hindi last night. उल्लू, क्या एक मरून
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tuesday. Time for tacos, tostadas, taquitos and the MSNBC Discussion thread, starting at 7 PM Eastern
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(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
So, what word was Trump going to call Hillary last night, and then changed his mind? Nobody seems to know, but it starts with SC?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
We need to pick another "winner" from the RNC last night. Um, how about Nikki Haley she spoke in complete sentences and used an indoor voice
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Mon August 24, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Instead of writing a 2020 platform, Republicans decided to simply endorse Trump's agenda. Difficulty: Trump doesn't have an agenda
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Saint Peter summons Anthony for his last Prince Spaghetti day
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Sun August 23, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Family affairs will never be the same for this fun-loving family. Holiday dinners probably will still be exciting
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Sat August 22, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Not every NYC subway car can be the poop car. Some get to be the broken glass car
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Fri August 21, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Joe Biden's speech last night is all the proof you need to know that the real winner of the Democratic primary was Marianne Williamson
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
As even Fox News was forced to admit, if your major campaign strategy is to try to paint your opponent as a senile, doddering old man, all it takes is one speech like the one Biden gave last night, and that plan is shot to hell
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bieber has lots of fans on the Pittsburgh Pirates, 11 showed up last night
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Thu August 20, 2020
(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Senator Bill Cassidy (R) tests positive for Trump virus
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Someone stole the catalytic converter and O2 sensor off my SUV last night :(
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Wed August 19, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gathering of over 300 California wildfires expected to be cited for refusing to wear masks and not following social distancing guidelines
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
It's all fun and games until no one contacts you saying you've got the 'rona because you used Donald Duck and Adolf Hitler as fake names on your pub's track and trace forms
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Last night's patriotically inspiring DNC roll call last is all the proof we need that live political conventions, like handshakes and buffets, are simply one more thing the pandemic has proven we're all better off without
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The real winner of last night's Democratic convention? Calamari
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Brit Hume, master of the backhanded compliment
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Twitter: 1, I'm Eric: 0
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Mon August 17, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Super-rich playboy dies from Russian 'heart failure' at 29 'after blowing whistle on Russian corruption'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Lego piece falls out of New Zealand boy's nose after being stuck for two years. It's always in the last place you look
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Sun August 16, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Read the original Vacation '58 right here. Take a trip
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Sing it loud, sing it proud: this week, the Sunday Morning Music Club celebrates the best vocal performances in music history
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Fri August 14, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
If you're in England and want to get your eyebrows done, better make your appointment quick (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
"And that, your honor, is why I had to shoot him"
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Biden admits there's one thing that Trump does better than any president in American history
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Mon August 10, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Alyssa Milano: "I was acutely sick with Covid-19 in April. I still have many symptoms. I am what they call a 'long hauler.'"
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
The Most Hated Man in the UK right now isn't Nigel Farage or Boris Johnson - it's a Jamaican Chicken takeaway owner from Croydon
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Brit boozers create a "perfect storm" for coronavirus spread by ignoring social distancing to pack out pubs during heatwave
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Police break up illegal rave in Epping Forest, complete with DJ, fairy lights, and 500 idiots
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Sat August 08, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Welcome back to the NBA's Bubble, weekend edition. TNT is televising three consecutive games beginning at 1 PM ET: Clippers-Blazers, Jazz-Nuggets & Lakers-Pacers. At 8:30 PM on ESPN, Bucks-Mavs will end the day
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Fri August 07, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yankees complain that fans outside the Phillies' stadium were making too much noise during their game last night, sounds like someone needs a binky and a nap
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Last week, after learning my district is returning to school face-to-face, I saved a document for my spouse on my computer's desktop. It's titled 'Read If I Die'
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Are you a meth smoker? No, but I did stay a San Francisco Hotel for Homeless last night
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Trump misidentifies sculpture in the Oval Office while explaining that statues help teach people history
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Axios)
 
Video
 
Here it is, last night's full episode of veep. Wait, I'm being told this is actually the President of the United States being interviewed by Jonathan Swan
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Mon August 03, 2020
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
"It isn't wanton destruction when WE do it"
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Fri July 31, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jim Cramer: "Apple cares about the little guy"
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(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Congratulations to the 2020 co-World Series champion New York Yankees and Colorado Rockies
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
GOP support for Trump's Tata is sagging, and nobody wants to touch it
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Wed July 29, 2020
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Somebody messed up a mundane detail at Etsy, causes merchants to be charged 100x their normal shipping fees. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
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Sat July 25, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Wall of Moms had some company "standing the watch" last night in Portland. Ladies and gentlemen, The Wall of Veterans
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Call the Barenaked Ladies because the BBC has one week left to save itself (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri July 24, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Because there are only so many hours in a day, this article had to be confined to just 32 unhinged and incoherent things Dumpy said to Lumpy during last night's interview
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Kanye says he'll spill family secrets if the Kardashians try to lock him up. Currently holed up in a bunker with Dave Chappelle, who is presumably collecting new material
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Leeds United defend decision to put players on open-top bus outside stadium after winning the Championship. Because showing off a new trophy will get fans to go away
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Who or what is the worst TV show character ever?
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Coconuts)
 
Weeners
 
"I've received many DMs regarding the logo. I have to explain to people one by one that it's actually just a big straw inserted in a cup." Owner & logo designer fixed it by cutting off just the tip
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's anonymous Brownshirts in Portland have won, zero protesters showed up last night. Just kidding, they went from a few dozen the other night to thousands last night
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Spectator USA)
 
 
 
"It's just a damn cat, I know. The world is burning, and people are dying up and down the country, and I'm upset about a cat. But there it is." This thread lovingly dedicated to all the fur friends lost in recent weeks on both Woofday and Caturday
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
You're gonna need a bigger hoax (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed July 15, 2020
(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
Apartment owner to all tenants: "Thanks for the rent, now GTFO in three days"
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
A throwback to 2018, when Bari Weiss denied trying to "cancel" Arab and Muslim scholars for criticizing Israel
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Tue July 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
RBG is in the hospital, everybody panic. Seriously, everybody panic
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Soon to be out of business Scottish beer garden opens with 'capacity for ONE' due to social distancing measures
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed
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Sat July 11, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Mom who didn't listen to anti-vaxxer warnings vows not to make same mistake of listening to experts again
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Mon July 06, 2020
(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
MLB's coronavirus testing is going about as well as it is for the rest of America
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Sun July 05, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Who would have thought that opening all the pubs in Britain at six in the morning would cause such mayhem after the lockdown?
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
BoJo wants to look like a bigger idiot, may air press briefings
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Forget worshipping Mammon, the TX Lt. Gov goes straight to Moloch
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man hospitalized after overdosing on horse anesthetic stolen from vet. Doctors say the man is now in stable condition
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Tue June 30, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently using a rubber chicken to operate the plane throttle is unprofessional for a pilot when you have hundreds of people on board ...although pilot Captain Clarence Oveur would probably disagree
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
OB-GYN performs ultrasound exam: "Either I'm still totally wasted from last night's party or you're having two uteruses"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Do we really need more Scott Pilgrim?
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Game recognizes game: Man City plan to give Premier League champs Liverpool FC a guard of honor when they visit next week. "Managers not only feel it is the sporting thing to do, but they also use it as motivation to their own players"
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Reporters nationwide soaking tampons in their frappuchinos after off duty LAPD officer finds an alpaca in his coffee-flavored milkshake
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you still have a hooked-up, serviceable desktop computer? Do you use it much?
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
WWE's very own stalker arrested once more for trespassing. When this guy comes back and shoots the place up no one is gonna be surprised
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Mon June 22, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The many signs that Trump was begging for a Depends diaper at the rally in Tulsa
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Did anyone remember that the ESPYs were last night? No? Well, here are the winners
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci states that ''Science is Truth." Guess who has a problem with that
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump on his way to golf out the memories of last night
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Fri June 19, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kid Rock's "Big Honky Tonk Steakhouse" in Nashville, TN has its beer permit yanked for Covid-related health code violations. In other news, simply being a restaurant owned by Kid Rock somehow isn't its own health code violation
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 6 year-old daughter is an only child for purely economic reasons; normally I'd be taking her to soccer, avoiding my social anxiety, and letting her have fun. But Covid-19 stopped that; she keeps asking why she's an only child. How can I explain?"
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Tue June 16, 2020
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Technical issues force a political party to go full Leeroy Jenkins
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
NASCAR déjà vu as pit crew hacks off car parts mid-race with a power saw. But, oddly, it's legal this time
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Fri June 12, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The final song recorded by John Prine, entitled "I Remember Everything," has been released. You can listen to it now to the left and get emotional to the right
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Thu June 11, 2020
(News Break)
 
 
 
With Confederate statues falling down around America, will the mascots be next? Will the owners and leagues hide behind the quarantine so they won't have to make a public decision one way or another? What will become of the REDACTEDS?
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Over the past 48 hours, the Fox News show belonging to the the sentient Klan hood that controls Tucker Carlson has lost five major advertisers. Elmo last seen giggling in the corner
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Tue June 09, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Number one: NYC businesses are reopening. Number two: the ones with public bathrooms have not reopened. Those who have weak bladders are discovering you're in trouble and might as well be on Uranus
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"I'm coming on your ass." A: what Subby said to your mom last night. B: what you said to Subby's mom last night. C: oopsy woopsy MMA trash talk blooper
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(Internet Archive)
 
 
 
Apropos of nothing, here's Obama's 2008 MySpace page. Come for the nostalgia, stay for the comments
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Sun June 07, 2020
(The Appeal)
 
 
 
Minneapolis City Council to disband police department
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Manky swan
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How does hiding in a fortified bunker from your own citizens show strength?
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Wed June 03, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cuomo: Police are not being very effective right now. Police Chief: Say that again, to my face, motherfarker
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(Austin 360)
 
 
 
Sad trombone
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Intrepid reporter Adam Wren reports from the mean streets of Carmel, Indiana after last night's 9:00pm curfew. Those Karens be badass, yo
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump backs off push to federalize forces against riots, probably because some adults in the military pointed out his 'brilliant' plan has a lot of legal issues
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(Axios)
 
 
 
#MoscowMitch blocks a resolution that would have condemned the use of tear gas and rubber bullets against peaceful protesters. Subby wants the filter turned off for this thread to properly express his feelings
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Why Did The Chickensh*t Cross The Road? A helpful recap (with all the swears)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
TTaaccoo TTuueessddaayy MMSSNNBBCC DDiissccuussssiioonn TThhrreeaadd 88PPMM EETT, still drunk from last night edition
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
LAPD chief walks back his statement suggesting that George Floyd's death is on looters' hands
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Acting CBP director Mark Morgan Tweets that he has assembled his Sturmabteilung in DC and stands ready to crush those "groups of radicals & agitators," who dare abuse their first amendment "rights" to criticize Führer Trump
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Mon June 01, 2020
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Spurs coach Popovich on Trump: "He's not just divisive. He's a destroyer. To be in his presence makes you die." And that was just a warm-up
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
WH Press Secretary: "And we also note the President's history of condemning white supremacy and racism." RIP Irony: ~400 BC - June 1, 2020 2:34 PM EST
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well we may have rioting in many cities, but at least the COVID-19 pandemic is over, right? Uh oh
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Nothing really, just peaceful images of calm and solidarity emerging from the violent George Floyd riots in the US over the weekend
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(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Confederate finally gives up the rebellion
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Kenny Stills to Roger Goodell: "Save the bullshiat"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Read this Christian dad's letter to the boy who "stole" his daughter's virginity
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Fri May 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Today in magic bullets: 7 protesters surrounding a police car in Louisville were shot last night, but it's 'unclear who shot them'
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden's "you ain't Black" gaffe opened the door for the Trump campaign to make in-roads with African-American voters. Trump's "Twitter thumbs" last night slammed that door back shut
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Be careful of bad actors infiltrating and exploiting our nation's weaknesses. Like this dude breaking windows last night
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
George Conway must really enjoy that couch, throwing shade at his succubus wife and her boss in one fell swoop
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