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Fri May 07, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Adidas raises outlook, saying everything is running smoothly and they're knot worried about China's boycott
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Who among us has not been in the middle of Army Basic Training and said to ourselves "I'm going to take this rifle, hop the fence, steal a bus and get the hell out of here. My recruiter lied to me. This ain't like Call of Duty"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Analysis of the use of the aid provided by the pandemic relief bills uncovers a shocking twist: If you give money to poor people, they tend to use it to feed their families
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bank of England governor says the crypto part out loud
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Rudy having trouble paying legal bills, partly due to him staying in Trump hotels
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Japan's response to the pandemic and vaccine roll-out is pretty monstrous, and not in the cute, huggable Godzuki way
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Denmark claims Corona Pass app that tracks negative test results and vaccine status is allowing bars, cafes, restaurants, museums and other social events to safely open. Florida shakes head in disbelief, pounds another White Claw
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Study calculates that the true US covid mortality is over 900 thousand
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Robert Downey Jr.'s right hand man passes away. Left hand last seen snapping
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
'Gus' the brazen seagull walks into supermarket like a boss who doesn't have to pay for lunch, shoplifts tuna sandwich and walks out
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Nintendo 1Ups numbers, says profits are mushrooming
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
There was no touching again during Paulina Porizkova's nude Vogue cover
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Benevolent Google is updating their hybrid workplace guidance to allow some home office and up to a month to work from wherever they want. Because working from a hotel room while the family explores the city is such good family bonding experience
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Having failed to lay a glove on Hunter Biden, Judicial Watch sets its sights on to other members of the Biden family, filing FOIA requests designed to blow the lid off the scandals involving Major and Champ
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
It's time for Dotard's Greatest Hits Volume III
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
So...you're a US citizen who owns a vacation home here in Canada. Great news: we'll levy an additional tax on you because we won't let you cross the border to use it
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Tue May 04, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I'm looking at myself reflections of my mind It's just the kind of day to leave myself behind So gently swaying through the fairyland of The Tuesday MSNBC Discussion Thread @ 7 PM ET
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Web cam captures web, film at 11
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
House Republicans call on their Senate colleagues to vote to reject Biden's nominee to head the ATF, David Chipman, a 25-year veteran of the agency, on the grounds that he might actually try to do his job
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Disney reveals plans for Star Wars themed Galactic Starcruiser, where vacationers can play with their lightsabers and find out who their daddy is
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Millennials have it easy. When I was your age, I only had two chronic diseases and you've already got four, so quit whining
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ferrari pushes back financial targets due to lack of qualified driver
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The GOP is petrified of DC statehood
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Basecamp head of strategy: "I strongly disagree we live in a white supremacist culture. I don't like being called a Nazi." Basecamp CEO: "Thank you, Ryan." Employees: FFS, the fact that you guys are are in charge and denying it - we're out
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Six dementia patients travel to Mexico to get an unapproved gene therapy. Oh sure everybody's happy until it all ends in Hulks
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's former Pentagon (acting) chief wants to know why Joe Biden isn't dealing with attacks on American Forces that Trump ignored
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Australia: Now that we think about it, perhaps allowing China to buy one of our key shipping ports was a horrible, greedy, incredibly shortsighted decision
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Twitter builds a clubhouse
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's Monday. No cryptic headline or cheesy song lyrics. But Maddite [Redacted] and his hooman made major progess building their house today. Join us in the MSNBC discussion thread for the details, and sooo much more
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
For five months 'The Big Lie' has been ubiquitous with Trump's fraudulent election win claims, so of course Trump has now vowed to redefine it as the opposite meaning, increase the chocolate rations that were distributed five months ago
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Well if you can't beat 'em, join 'em
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"... and Dogecoin, which literally started as a joke, is now one of the largest digital currencies." Which would seem to argue that Wall St. should stay as far from "crypto" as Jerome Powell is staying away from an interest rate hike
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elon begins playing (more) ball with the Dragon
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The US. screens 1.63mil people at airports, the highest since March 2020. And no, they're not padding their numbers or phoning it in
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Rick and Morty's fifth season trailer has landed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Covid-19 relay is underway at the Olympics
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Judge rules that SC restaurant manager owes $500,000 to disabled Black man who worked at his restaurant under a traditional South Carolinian labor arrangement made illegal by government busybodies under something called the 13th Amendment
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(Navy Times)
 
 
 
How backlogged are US Navy maintenance efforts on its vessels? Fast-attack submarine USS Boise has been out of service, awaiting overhaul since October 2015
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Sun May 02, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
The needles and the damage done
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(Salon)
 
 
 
America has always been at war with Appalachia
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Sat May 01, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Elderly couple with dementia use knowledge of Morse code to escape secure assisted living facility, make dash for freedom despite their dotage
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Janky & Johnson
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Fri April 30, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
DeJoy is one step closer to being DeJobless
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The number of unaccompanied migrant children held in jail-like conditions at the border dropped nearly 84% last month
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
At first you think Cruella is a devil, but after time has worn away the shock, you come to realize you've seen her kind of eyes watching you from underneath a rock in the MSNBC discussion thread at 7PM Eastern
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The Turtle trades up
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber and BTS to collaborate on music, opening the seventh seal
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Axios: Why isn't Biden thinking about the married couples that only make $800K a year?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
100 days, 100 nights to know a man's heart and a little more before he knows his own. Wait a minute, maybe I need to slow it down just a little, take my time in the MSNBC discussion thread at 7PM Eastern
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Harrisburg PA mayor thinks "I've got all this Covid money, maybe I should just give it away"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyer, whose office was raided by the FBI, reacts to FBI raid on Trump's lawyer's office
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Start [normal_human_expression.exe]
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Is Trump counting on Florida LEO to save him from Federal LEO?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Ever Given crew who clogged up Egypt's Suez Canal now stuck on vessel, maybe for years. Constipation could ensue due to costs and damages
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hidden Texas-sized super polluters are being found out as their Texas-sized bootstrappy energy policy shenanigans become revealed. Texas
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Garbage's new single is full of synth, delight
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Prince Harry has diplomatic immunity (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Salon)
 
 
 
MAGA, QAnon focusing on unofficial Arizona audit that has no meaning
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Wed April 28, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Kamala Harris under attack for not giving her niece a job in the White House
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A recently surfaced review of Citizen Kane from 1941 destroyed the film's perfect score on Rotten Tomatoes. Eat your heart out, Armond White
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Prince Charles will decimate the Royal Family and shake things up...royally (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
Prospective employer emailed me asking for some time ranges for a phone interview, but hasn't called during any of them. It's the third of the three days they offered, and I haven't heard anything. Is all hope lost? Should I reach out to them?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
(supply squeeze)(demand boom) = math even a farker can understand
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sen. Lisa Murkowski will definitely wind up dying in office at the age of 107 having never lost an election in her life
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Charlie Kirk doesn't think that Republicans should get behind Caitlyn Jenner, because "biological standards matter"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Baker Mayfield is still insisting he saw a UFO because the Pentagon verified that they do exist
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Robert Fripp and Toyah Wilcox's nude breasts (but covered in bodypaint) release their latest "Sunday Lunch" cover: Hawkwind's "Silver Machine"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
NO, what he said was, "Let the bobbies smile nigh." Good community relations, and all that
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Looks like when he wasn't supplying Matt Gaetz with little girls, his buddy Joel Greenberg was busy hoovering fraudulent cash out of the government at a pace that would make a Trump blush
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Gee, can't imagine what about this guy might have said "Keep me in jail"
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
And just like that, he realized that punching people in the face has serious consequences
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Here's a thought - Putting microchips in toasters and washing machines is a farking idiotic thing to do. Just spitballing here
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
B-117 variant bombing COVID-19 wards with patients aged 20s-40s in need of oxygen and life support
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In no real surprise to anyone, all those Voter Suppression laws from GOP dominated state legislatures have one single GOP "lawyer" behind them. Cleta Mitchell? Hmmm where have I heard that name before
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Sat April 24, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Democrats to their Republican colleagues: Really? You're going to force a floor vote on censuring Maxine Waters? Oh it is ON now, you insurrectionist motherfarkers
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Right wing cancel culture coming for chocolate chip cookies. Okay, they haven't really. Yet. But it's only a matter of time based on their past performance
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CDC states that it is safe for pregnant women to get one or two pricks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And now we know what the opposite of Johnny Cash is
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Fri April 23, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Desperate to meet rising demand, Uber and Lyft are resorting to *gasp* paying drivers more money
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Party on Matt, party on Wayne
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What do you call a bunch of black holes? An Albert Hall? A lunch? An invisible smorgasbord?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Woman finds flute that's been missing for nine years. I won't tell you where it's been, but it went missing at band camp
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Thu April 22, 2021
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe confirms his role in 'Thor: Love and Thunder'; possibly bringing either the 'Love' or the 'Thunder'
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(Chron)
 
 
 
If it works for San Francisco, might as well try it in the UK
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Pfft -- what kind of hair-splitting buzzkills would expect Justice Handmaiden to recuse herself from a Koch dark money case simply because said Kochs spent millions buying her a SCOTUS seat?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Do you think kids living on planets orbiting Proxima Centauri like Nick Cage and collecting smooth black stones?
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The pandemic work-from-home boom has raised US worker productivity by five percent, partly due to savings on commute time, and partly by not having to deal with Marcia blocking the coffee pot and talking about her goddamn kids all the goddamn time
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Another day, another really damning memo leaked out from Facebook. This time about how they knowingly let the "Stop the Steal" bullshiat spread, which was the basis for the Insurrection, so looks like Zuck and Co are complicit in sedition
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Wed April 21, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Joe Exotic may get reduced prison sentence thanks to GODDAMN CAROLE BASKIN
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The two stats that explain why Republicans are hell-bent on voter suppression
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(Politico)
 
 
 
With few viable appeal strategies available to him, Chauvin could try using the uniquely Minnesota law that requires prosecutors to be nice to the defense attorney
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
April 30 will mark 100 days since Jan. 20
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bad: the DOD had to award a $712 million contract to redesign the cockpit hardware and software on the beleaguered F-35. Worse: The contract was overrun $444 million or 69% . Fark me: Taxpayers still have to pay them in full
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Postal Service's iCOP
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Microsoft decides talk is cheap but Discord is not
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Manhattan to double down on blackjack, possibly fire trucks
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Eminem is selling his first NFT, and it's going to be an SNL parody of his own work
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Salmond flounders against Sturgeon, vows to give Scotland a new currency and ditch the pound (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bah GAWD, it's Bane's music. He's not supposed to be cast, what's he doing here?
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Bad enough when your aunt and uncle ignore you at your grandfather's funeral, but you know you've really messed up when both your father and brother refuse to talk to you without witnesses because they don't trust you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yes, Michael Keaton really is playing Batman in 'The Flash'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland archaeologists find Harriet Tubman's childhood home, where she hid from the Nazis before discovering radium
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Translation: He ain't running under any circumstances, but he IS quite enjoying the checks from gullible fools who think he might
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Venmo users can now buy and sell bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies as well as pay for the education and enrichment of underage women in Florida
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here's how toxic the Indiana job is. Native Hoosier Brad Stevens just said no to $70 million from them
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I got Covid and lost my sense of smell. I've finally regained it, but much to my dismay I've learned that I can no longer tolerate my fiancé's smell. What should I do?"
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Emblematic of Republican failure in business leadership, failing FoxCON plant in Wisconsin is now working with local Democratic leadership to restructure tax incentives to benefit all parties instead of just making Scott Walker rich
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you are aware how long it takes the FDA to "fully" inspect a factory, well... Let's just say don't count on many J&J Covid Vaccine doses any time in the near future
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Nobel Peace Prize winner accused of genocide. No, not that one. Or that one, or the other guy, or her
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
New Zealand sides with one China, putting a stick into the Five Eyes
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Sun April 18, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Republicans that I'm working with are operating in good faith" surejan.jpg
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey hasn't announced he's running for governor, but 45 percent of Texans think it'd be a lot cooler if he did
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
This is the Instagram Age. Your book will be judged by its cover
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Fast food fish sandwiches from good to best
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Sat April 17, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
"It wasn't our fault" cries government who was specifically and directly responsible for the disaster unfolding in front of them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FTFA: "When he was interviewed by the FBI, he denied that he was a Nazi sympathizer." *checks pic in article* Riiiiight
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Two week outage of vehicle inspection software has Massachusetts officials very concerned about (a) safety, (b) pollution, or (c) revenue
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Don't mess with Texas. Better yet, just don't go there at all
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Michigan GOP official Jason Watts blames his maskless GOP colleagues for the fact that he has covid, whines that masks and vaccines "shouldn't be political." Gosh, if only there was a way you could stop belonging to a party that made them such
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Top ten pandemic liquors in eastern PA, rated by cash not consumption
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Clean School Bus Act is a great thing for kids and the environment, so no one should oppose it...right?
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Thu April 15, 2021
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Australia makes a play for control of the Antarctic
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Greatest Scots boss EVER gives his entire staff a full Monday off when the pubs reopen on April 26 so they can enjoy pints, get drunk and not show up for work on Tuesday
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Biden will do what Trump couldn't and wouldn't because you can't discipline your boss
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Or employers can offer a wage that would make people want to work for them but that's just crazy talk
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
MLB player refuses COVID vaccine for personal reasons, then tests positive for COVID a week later. You can't explain that
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Stimulus checks were stimulating
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's starting to look like the United States is turning into that one crazy aunt you have who collects porcelain cats and dolphins, except we're doing it with vaccine doses
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Beijing's skies turned as yellow as your uncle's undershirt pit stains and polluted as his farts as Obama's global weatherfication machine continues to sing
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Boba shortage not feted
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Twins accused in plot to kidnap Michigan Gov. Whitmer have been released from house arrest, presumably on self-recognizance
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Congressman Brady (R-TX) announces retirement, will spend more time with his tax cuts
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Of all the Cleveland Browns in the world, you're the Jadeveon Clowniest
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wow. Such coin. So crypto. Much money
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gaspedo parties? You bet your ass there were Gaspedo parties
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Tue April 13, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Study of fairy circles shows in Australia even the dirt can kill you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
National Review has worn out its welcome
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(Glamour Magazine)
 
 
 
Pete Davidson is dating his celebrity crush, after dating all yours. He's also funnier than you
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(KSBY San Luis Obispo)
 
 
 
After being tried in the court of public opinion for years, Kristin Smart's killer will finally get his chance at being tried in an actual Courthouse now
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Archegos, the investment firm that collapsed quicker than Thanos could snap, was not too keen on public bookkeeping
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The inanity of NFTs may be killing the humanity of the planet. Oh, the moranity
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(The Register)
 
 
 
The average British computer criminal is young, male and not highly skilled. Welcoume tou Faurk, kiuds
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Democrats mulling plan to fire the CBO director to get President Biden's agenda over the finish line. Whatever it takes one supposes when on a righteous mission
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Disney+ plans on bending it with Beckham in new soccer-focused series
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For years, the Internet Engineering Task Force has been trying to do something about all the racist terminology that exists in tech, but for some crazy reason their plan to get together every now and then and hum for agreement hasn't seemed to work
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Did you know that the Macarena has a rude, secret meaning if you translate the lyrics? In other news, you now hate subby for getting that damn song stuck in your head again
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Mon April 12, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
The Texas of Canada has decided that this is its moment, will try remove mandatory vaccinations from the Public Health Act
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Prosecutors blame gross negligence for deadly train crash, which lead to ugly reprisals and flat-out funny-looking photos
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Life imitates art: Horse belonging to Happy Mondays' Bez decides to dance off to the side while the other horses get on with the race
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
The nation's - nay, the WORLD's - best Mexican food restaurant files for bankruptcy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Days after McConnell demanded corporations get out of politics (but please keep sending money), a hundred corporations gathered together to figure out how best to ignore that demand
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Biden goes after Wall Street
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Major goes from the White House to the dog house for more basic training
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British Judo gets thrown by coaches' behavior
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Has Microsoft *EVER* been able to do anything deftly?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Facebook is allowing COVID-denying idiots to lean into mask-burning events and marches
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Dam, that's a lot of water
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Treasonous insurrectionist alleges jail guards helped him find out
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Who am I to disagree with Rob Halford?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
So it turns out we have always been at war with EastAsia, and SouthAsia, not to mention WestAsia
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(AutoWeek)
 
 
 
Looking forward to finally going on vacation later his year "when things settle down"? Hope you don't need a car when you get there
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Sat April 10, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
You're out! Finished! Expelled! I want you off this campus Monday morning! Well? Well? Out with it
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Where did he have room?
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
The few, the proud, the unvaccinated
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
YouTube removes video of Governor DeSantas (R-FaiL) COVID-19 roundtable discussion for violating standards on "COVID-19 medical misinformation"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The cruelty is the point: Texas' Courts have decided they should ignore the CDC's eviction moratorium and start throwing people out on the streets. Meanwhile 99% of the $1 billion in federal money given to the state for renter's aid sits unused
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Fri April 09, 2021
(CBS St. Louis)
 
 
 
Rare footage of serial stowaway Marilyn Hartman actually being caught trying to board a plane. Tag is for the hundreds of TSA agents she slipped past prior to this incident
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pillow Guy hiring Private Investigator. Fox News yawns cautiously
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Blocking people on Twitter? That's a lawsuit
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia declares open season on wild stallions; Bill, Ted despondent
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
DDolly fans break website while seeking ddouble scoops
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Ammon Bundy's gonna Ammon Bundy. This time twice within an hour
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Thu April 08, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Elon Musk after letting the horse out of the barn: "my bad, the COVID vaccines are actually good and I support the science of them now"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Sidney Powell: No reasonable person would believe that the conspiracy theories I presented in court were factual. Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel: And yet you still presented them in court, and that's exactly why you should be sanctioned
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kirk Hammett is auctioning off the guitar he held in the video for Metallica's One [not the good One, performed by U2], and it's described as being in perfect, unused condition
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Looks like Alex Jones' Survival Shield X-2, Brain Force Plus, and DNA Force Plus has unexpected consequences
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Brian Kemp to starving peasants waiting in line to vote: "Let them UberEats"
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Wed April 07, 2021
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Business owner with huge 'Trump 2020' flag prepared to 'Go to jail'. Make it so
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Biden admin rolls up its sleeves and prepares to scrub the DeVos stank off of Title IX campus sexual assault rules
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(Business Recorder)
 
 
 
Nothing like a BoJ to stimulate growth
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So we can start calling it the London flu?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brazil is now a "biological Fukushima." But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Either there's a problem with the Standard Model or someone needs to defrag the computer running our simulation
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Coors announces release of even more watered down version of its already bland beer
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What Trump's new Mar-a-Lago office says about him. The golden statue of himself might be a clue
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Cardi B is going away for a long time--but only until her album is finished
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ja Rule is selling the Fyre Festival cheese sandwich Tweet as NFT
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
How low can you go? Mitch McConnell approval ratings edition
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Tue April 06, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
County clerk under pressure to count May ballots by hand. By November, voters can expect to dip their thumbs in purple ink
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Honey, we will not be having kids
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott publicly slammed Facebook for "canceling conservative speech". Privately though, he's courting the social media giant to build a second data center in Texas
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you were at the "Stop Asian Hate" rally in NYC this weekend and you noticed the woman who kinda looked like Rihanna, guess what?
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(Coconuts)
 
 
 
♪♫ Baby shark, doo doo doo doo AHHHHHH ♫♪
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
LSU athletic official Sharon Lewis claims she was harassed by the University in an effort to silence her after reporting ex-coach Les Miles, and you don't even want to KNOW what they did to Lamb Chop
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Gwinnett County Solicitor Brian Whiteside: "You want to make it illegal to give water to people standing in line to vote? Then come charge them yourself, biatch." *mic drop*
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Want to go to school here? Be vaccinated. Surely no one will have a problem with this
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Thoughts and prayers. Womp womp
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hey, anyone remember when Pence used to give regular press conferences? No? Me neither
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
This summer's MLB All Star Game might involve thin air, Casa Bonita and a lot of weed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea photoshops itself out of the Tokyo Olympics
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fine, a compromise: You can sail, but you can't dock
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Mon April 05, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
We'll know how important this is by how loud the Rs scream
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
DNC's new billboard campaign sells American Rescue Plan, shames Republican 'no' votes
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Domestic malarkey now in Biden's crosshairs
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Get a brain, Moran
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nina Turner raises $1.6 million in her bid to enter Thunder Dome
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
70% of covid cases in Tokyo are the variant reducing vaccine protection and none of those infected had contact with known cases. Community spread you say?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Taxpayers about to lose $1.3B in tax refunds from 2017, probably because they keep calling them "tax returns" by mistake
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You are now hearing this endorsement of Covid vaccination in Morgan Freeman's voice. Titty sprinkles
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently nobody wants to support George Floyd's murderer in the courtroom
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bitcoin exchange Coinbase has been approved to sell shares to the public starting on April 14th, probably under the ticker PNZI
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Liz Cheney keeps winning against the GOP
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
MyPillow lost $65M in revenue due to Mike Lindell's baseless election fraud claims. Lindell says his loss recouping strategies involve podcasts and radio ads. Coming up next: "Sign up for your Parler account and get a free MyPillow"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After extensive investigation, internet randos have figured out what caused the Suez Canal kerfuffle : Women drivers, am I right? And what's the deal with airline food?
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Are you an anti-vaxxer that wants to attend Cornell University? Well, there's always Harvard
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Sat April 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gallant applauds those who stand for voting rights. Goofus blathers about cancel culture
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It seems all of Putin's shirtless he-man pics have paid off for him, as he's been declared Russia's sexiest man
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
United States Conference of Catholic Bishops Parody twitter account asks Catholics what made them feel uncomfortable in church. Real Catholics respond with non parody answers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP is playing the victim card again
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Venice bans cruise ships over 40,000 tons from city center's main square, following the lead of, well, every other city in the world
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Oxford accused of covering up sexual assault of women's rowing team star by male crew member for tossing oar, showing his cox
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Factory activity expanded at record pace in March. You probably didn't know that because it's Canadian
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(AP News)
 
 
 
That guy who had $900 in oily pennies dumped in his driveway? Coinstar rounded them up. In more ways than one
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
When Russians begin complaining about shortages you know things are tight
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
So they expect them to just fall out of the sky?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's border wall is so effective it almost stopped a 3 year old girl
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Down and out royal Prince Harry sees more red after British Association of Gingers banishes him for 'bringing shame on the redhead community' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Old and sad: Q Cult dividing families. New and awful: with machetes
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Biden to let tech worker Visa ban expire, according to reports. So if you're in tech and you want a new credit card, you're in luck
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(Microsoft)
 
 
 
Microsoft concerned American democracy might blue screen
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Britney Spears said she cried for weeks over TV documentary. No word if they left her alone afterwards
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(Vice)
 
 
 
NFT owners can't believe they got ripped off
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad news for electric cars in the USA. Also, Sasksatchewan might want to brace themselves for hate tweets from confused Tesla Stans
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Tue March 30, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 21-year-old daughter is biracial, beautiful, smart, and funny. She has an ethnic name from my husband's home country. It can be a difficult name to pronounce at first. Her new boyfriend refuses to use it and calls her Sara. Isn't this offensive?"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Politician accused of being an upstanding Member as he texts sex worker while sitting in Parliament
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Mon March 29, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Oakland passed a law to cap the price of avocado toast, delivered, at $14 plus tax. So why does it cost more?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden still very popular according to new poll. Rates very high in the "not being a piece of human garbage" category
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Madonna in black lingerie at 62 years old. Oh yes you would
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband doesn't think there's anything wrong with exposing our daughters to violent, graphic films with pay-channel language but I think there is as our daughters are 7 and 10. Which one of us is right on this?"
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ Boehner's back and there's gonna be trouble / He la he la, my Boehner's back ♫ ♬
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Sat March 27, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Why doesn't VP Harris stay in her place?
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Fri March 26, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
In Japan, livestreaming the arrest of drug dealers isn't against the law. Setting up the drug deal so you can livestream them getting arrested is
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Foreign tourists are not welcome to the Tokyo Olympics this year. Except Biden
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Unpaid advisor proving to be worth every penny
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Family-run Irish distillery wins best new whiskey in the world. In related news: Drew disowns family, puts himself up for adoption
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Good news for those who have a departed SO, sex robot 'clones' will be created using 3D scans that 'could be walking in the near future' to nag you again (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
WeWork will finally be taken public by noted investment adviser... Shaquille O'Neil? Yes, I guess that makes a ton of sense these days
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Thu March 25, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
100 million? Why not 200 million?
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Turns out the big corporation ran by the world's richest man lied about how their workers pee in bottles and poop in bags because they can't get bathroom breaks, who could have predicted this??
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Jockey banned for being 1,000 times over the legal cocaine limit. In other news, there's a legal amount of cocaine you're allowed to take before climbing on the back of a racehorse
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
A majority of the anti-vaxxer disinformation online can be tracked to just 12 influencers, and one of them is a Kennedy
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Researchers create nose-only COVID mask to wear while eating
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Protip: if the DOJ is accusing you of not tracking your police department's use of force incidents, do not use "we had too many to count" as your defense
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Wed March 24, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
More like twelve asses that need to be kicked into the stratosphere
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(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
Apparently there has been a huge escaped steer roaming Rhode Island backyards for over a month
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I can't remember the last time the actions of a member of the GOP surprised me, such as Marjorie Taylor Greene having an insider at the Jan. 6th Capitol riot
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
William Shatner could never get most fark references
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Good news: You can buy your next Tesla with bitcoin. Buying it with safe driving software still optional, however
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
After spending 667 days in a Los Angeles shelter, this sweet pup was adopted just in time to celebrate his 4th birthday with his forever family. Please wish Melvin a Happy Birthday this Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Australia, gay man says we shouldn't have a gay time when when have a Gaytime
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Tue March 23, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
5G...in....SPAAAAAACE
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(Just Security)
 
 
 
Fight kleptocracy with The CROOK Act
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man points laser at Church of Scientology security cameras, gets arrested on felony charge
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Since the whole king thing fell through To man is going back to coaching football
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A majority of Republicans now find any combination of ice cream to be acceptable
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
QAnon's congressional representative is glad no guns were harmed in the Colorado shooting yesterday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Struggling to find Nike sneakers at your neighborhood shoe store? That's by design
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Secretary Haaland already reversing the damage Trump has done to the Native Americans
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Grab your Atlas and try to follow along: A Spanish NGO has filed a formal complaint with the FCC alleging that a Chinese State-run broadcaster with outlets in the US is violating broadcast rule by airing the forced confessions of Hong Kong protestors
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
New York Lawmaker wants to ban police use of armed robots. OCP unavailable for comment
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Putin will eat colorful ice cream on Friday. Marry his press secretary on Saturday. Resign on Sunday
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Welcome to The Jungle. Not that one. The n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n novel by Upton Sinclair
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Snowflake terrorist gets all melty because prison is "taking an extremely high toll on his mental well-being", which may be why it's called PRISON and not a luxury spa
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(CNN)
 
 
 
China "concerned" that Tesla cars, with their on-board cameras and whatnot, would be used to spy on them. That's the joke
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You had me at toilet-invading iguanas
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Turns out, there is a lot of resentment and drama between couples who are half-vaccinated
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The UK is changing lockdown rules yet again (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A free donut a day keeps the covid away, vaccination card required. Bonus: for the rest of 2021
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Sun March 21, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
DeSantis fails to realize that Trump wasn't king and he's not his son
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Won't someone please think of the poor oil companies during the pandemic? It's so bad for them, why Aramco say their 2020 profits drop to a paltry $49 billion. Won't someone help those poor, suffering people?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"This tiny car beat Tesla's Model 3 as the best-selling EV in the world for January and February." Is it a cheap shoebox on wheels? You bet your ass it is
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
For the first time in 50 years, humans have an untouched habitat to despoil. Here comes the science
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Sat March 20, 2021
(Trek Movie)
 
 
 
An officer's commission?
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
WV legislature reacts to HIV outbreak by cutting back on needle exchanges
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Florida bans non-native species because of the environmental damage they cause. Hear that, all you snowbirds? Time to get the fark out
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Border patrol officer caught smuggling drugs into prison to give to her boyfriend who is serving 69 years for killing a homeless man. Fark: they met through the officer's son, who was locked up in the same prison
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(Men's Health)
 
 
 
Men'sHealth magazine has a feature article about something called the "Kingsnake" that surprisingly has nothing to do with weeners
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
14 months later, 49ers finally find a way to beat Mahomes and Chiefs
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Y'know, for a show called The Last Airbender, there always seems to be more
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Forty Texas sheriffs attend training where they are taught to "resist" federal and state tyranny
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Anti-masker becomes armed robber
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Thu March 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Burns confirmed as new head of CIA. Eeeeexcellent
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
I can't be antisemitic. I didn't even know the Rothschilds were Jewish
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
One of the as-yet unindicted co-conspirators of the Jan 6 attempted insurrection, Rep Mo Brooks is holding an event at a place called "the Bullet and Barrel" with special guest Stephen Miller to announce he's running for Senate
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen says Trump is in for a "proctological exam of the highest order" from prosecutors. That's the kind where the doctor has both hands on your shoulders
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Proposed Jan. 6 commisssion stalled as Republicans want it to focus on the BLM protests of the summer of 2020, the "partisan" makeup of the commission, Nancy Pelosi's hairdresser, or anything else BUT the treason they participated in
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Activision Blizzard CEO chills with bigger bonus while employees get fired (complete with I need a cockpunch or 20000 pic)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who needs a coaching staff on game night anyway? Not the NY Rangers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kanye West is now worth over $6,000,000,000. In America, crazy pays
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why Tucker Carlson is going to win the Tucker Carlson/Donald Trump cold war. In other news, there's a Tucker Carlson/Donald Trump cold war
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Mitsubishi docks CEO pay after overstressed recruit committed suicide, deems exec partly responsible for allowing employee's manager to bully him and tell him to commit suicide
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Wed March 17, 2021
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
City enforces COVID restrictions, bar ignores them. City pulls business license, bar does not close. City turns off electricity, bar buys generators. City padlocks doors, bar removes doors. Why yes, the owners are Qdiots
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
To the shock of absolutely no one, the Sheriff's spokesman who claimed the mass shooting in Georgia was because of the shooter's "very bad day" also promoted a series of racist Covid t-shirts
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Airlines got tens of billions in pandemic relief from the Trump administration, resulting in a windfall for shareholders as stocks almost doubled from their pandemic lows. "We socialized the airline industry's losses and largely privatized the gains"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet Stella Keating, a 16-year-old transgender woman who had the courage to look Congress in the eye and tell them that she deserves equal rights too (LGT article with kick-ass video of her testimony)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Merck's head marketer is quitting. Side effects may include headache, flushing, stuffy or runny nose, indigestion, upset stomach, dizziness, back pain, cancer, death, or an erection that lasts more than 4 hours
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Taiwan boosts South China Sea deployments, gets submarine nod. Aerospace Wynken and surface based Blynken on standby
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The sheriff of Los Angeles wants to build a helipad near his home in case he has to be evacuated like the Americans fleeing the fall of Saigon. The owners of the land have some kind of problem with this, and ... Wait, what?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Someone spent $70,000 for a painting drawn by soulless ginger leprechaun Ed Sheeran
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Japan spending £1million a year on empty prime minister's mansion because of ghosts, or something
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jack Dorsey's first tweet could sell for $2.5 million, says money will go to charity
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you're pulled over by state troopers in MA, you might get more than a ticket
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Columbia University brings back segregation
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"When Alec and I have immature arguments, and I get a frustrated text, I decide to respond with ridiculously random/non sequitur photos. Try it. Totally diffuses the convo and they can't help but laugh"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Biden to Putin: You have no soul, can't dunk neither... Yo mama (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue March 16, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Research shows that everybody benefits from legalized marijuana
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Oh yeah, well I'll get a better lawsuit with blackjack and hookers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Judge: ok so maybe I made a tiny error when I lost my temper and sentenced a man to 12 months in prison without allowing him a defense. That shouldn't void my judicial immunity, right?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Griddy files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, having allowed Texas to Find Out
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
To be fair, I doubt any virus could get through Florida Man's beard
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(MSN)
 
 
 
PSA: When flat towing your new Jeep never leave it in 4 low and first gear. With a bit of napkin math, at 55 mph, the engine was spinning somewhere around 50,000 rpm. A bit above redline
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(Politico)
 
 
 
MAGA voters have been flocking to a new social media site that is mixing them with dissidents from outside America. Tag is for white supremacists who might accidentally learn tolerance
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The main political divide in the U.S. isn't between liberals and conservatives. It's between liberals and illiberals. And illiberals exist on both sides, as any Bernie Sanders supporter will be glad to tell you
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
White House to DOJ: However accurate the description may be, calling North Korea a "criminal syndicate with a flag" at a press conference announcing indictments of NK hackers is REALLY not helpful to our diplomatic efforts to de-nuke the country
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Mon March 15, 2021
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Nebraska says that you can't beat meat
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(MSN)
 
 
 
GM said on Monday that due to the global semiconductor chip shortage that they are building certain 2021 light-duty full-size pickup trucks without a fuel management module, hurting those vehicles' fuel economy performance. Well that sucks
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk is now officially "Technoking of Tesla". Oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
While game-makers seem to increasingly use early customers as unwitting beta testers, that's WAY less cool when, say, Tesla does it with their self-driving software, says the NTSB
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
[number] officers injured trying to disperse [number] of partying spring breakers [Yearly Repeat]
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Sun March 14, 2021
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Don't tweet the word "Memphis." Trust us
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Pentagon Today: We can't afford to keep this aircraft carrier. Pentagon Tomorrow: We need a new aircraft carrier
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Turns out that 94% of Republicans (give or take) are actually just fine with RINO's
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
North Korea's Kim Jong-Un apparently testing President Joe's moxie, 'unresponsive' to approaches from the Biden Administration after its behind-the-scenes push last month to reach out
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Sat March 13, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Louisiana state troopers electronically document that they're Louisiana state troopers
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The new new thing isn't crypto currency, it's crypto art. What you buy is a digital token. Not the art itself. Or rights to the art. Or...anything at all, depending on how you feel about a particular pattern of electrons on your hard drive. WTF?
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