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Wed August 10, 2022
(Vox)
 
 
 
Republicans promise terrorism in response to Trump raid. Tag is for Vox
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(Axios)
 
 
 
AppLovin bids $17.5B to acquire game dev company Unity. In other news some company called AppLovin somehow has $17.5B to bid on Unity
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga performance interrupted when, unfortunately, she is hit in the head
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Tue August 09, 2022
(Snopes)
 
 
 
So, if the definition of a good landing is one you can walk away from, was this a good landing? Opinions differ
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
More bad news for TFG: his real estate appraiser handed over nearly 36,000 documents to the New York AG yesterday
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(Axios)
 
 
 
U.S has a cunning plan to clear the space junk orbiting Earth, but it's currently unclear how a dumpster that big will be built
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It's what Jesus would do
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Gird your loins, stay at home cryptobros
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Giuliani won't testify in Georgia, even if they provide bus fare, hair dye
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy recovers F/A-18 fighter jet that fell into the Mediterranean during heavy weather
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN writes an article on the passing of the Inflation Reduction Act and somehow manages NOT to spin it into another "Dems in Disarray" screed or speculate on how "this is bad news for Biden"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Flea doesn't want fans to steal his soul
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Colonial Williamsburg, VA, is dedicated to preserving the history and telling the story of some of the earliest American settlers. Unless those people happened to be Black, of course, in which case they literally paved it over. For a parking lot
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(CBC)
 
 
 
It was 55 years ago, babe
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Sun August 07, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Border Patrol keeps coming up with new and innovative ways to be dicks, this time by confiscating Sikh turbans
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Senate passes Inflation Reduction Act with zero Republican votes. Here's an in-depth look at all the stuff Republicans don't think Americans should have
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TFG still loves the poorly educated
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(CNN)
 
 
 
TFG still top choice among traitors to their country, the Christian Taliban, and other assorted deplorables
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Sat August 06, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Apparently there are still people with money to invest that did not realize that Jim Cramer has been the best known contra-indicator of the stock market for decades
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It took two years, but the labor industry has gotten all of its jobs back it lost from the pandemic
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Republicans are quietly trying to rescue Liz Cheney by convincing voters that her MAGA challenger is secretly in league with Liz Cheney
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's another sign of the Thames
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Fri August 05, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
As predicted, Fox News never disappoints
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(VT Digger)
 
 
 
With the start of Vermont's healthcare regulatory season approaching, Governor Phil Scott decides to C) Not fill the chair of the regulatory board
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
A pharmacist who refused to fill orders for 'morning after pill' citing religious objection is well within his rights, according to a jury. I wonder what would happen if I didn't do my job, and hid behind religion?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Great Finding Out may finally be under way, as on the heels of securing 5 and 6 year sentences for two 1/6 insurrectionists in the last month; Federal Prosecutors ask for a 8 year sentence for the VA cop who was convicted of storming the Capitol
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bradley Cooper wanted for shop lifting
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Crypto suckers now begging judge to help them out with their stupidity after crypto giant froze their accounts
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Apparently despot Vladimir Putin has seen the movie 'The Dirty Dozen' and is now recruiting lags from Russian jails to fight on the frontlines
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The numbers are out, and the economy is so bad right now that it's almost impossible to be unemployed
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Thu August 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The 4-day workweek trial in the UK has been a dismal failure...what's that...oh, a smashing success. Carry on, then
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Ghost gear in the oceans is almost as big a problem as discarded plastics
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Investor to fund manager: "No, I meant throw out the Chinese FOOD"
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
This timeline is just plain farking with us all at this point
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Here are all the ways Botswana's Letsile Tebogo is the next Usain Bolt in one race: He set a new U20 world record in the 100 meter final while taunting the 2nd place runner for the last third of the race
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
This is secure? Not anymore, SIKE. (subby runs their hand over the top of their head)
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
We already know the GOP wants to get rid of gay marriage and birth control, but apparently no-fault divorce is also in their sights
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FREE BRITTNEY (non-celebrity edition)
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Wed August 03, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
More European countries limit Air Conditioning to save energy. Subby was in Europe during last month's heatwave and thinks the real news is that anyone has AC in the first place
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
"Ferris Bueller" star Edie McClurg's conservator does not think the wastoid living in her house is a righteous dude
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google Meet meets Duo Meet, with Meet in Duo but Duo isn't going into Meet. The Aristocrats
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
If being a goalkeeper in junior football is 'more stressful' than clearing mines in war-torn Ukraine then it must really be stressful
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
While China tantrums and attacks the ocean, the largest ever joint military drills are being held between the US and Indonesia, including Japan bringing giant robots and Australia bringing a small box with something inside that's moving
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DoJ: It's Pat
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Tue August 02, 2022
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Showing that signature "loyalty" for which he's famed, Trump endorses the primary opponent of GOP WI House Speaker Robin Vos, who spent millions and risked jail time for contempt "investigating" the results of the 2020 election in WI to appease Trump
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A librarian is collecting things people leave in books and posting pictures of them on the internet. Hopefully things won't get too awkward
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
JWST is doing cartwheels
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(RTHK News, Hong Kong)
 
 
 
Food expo bans eating, citing lessons learned letting visitors try the products during last month's gunshow
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Springboks go with Marx at hooker, trust the team not to blow it in the Rugby Championship
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Squid Game to become video game
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Old & busted: I want to live and commute to an office in the big city. New hotness: Rent to have a decent commute to the big city is how much? Small city sounds nice
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DHS IG busted covering up the Secret Service coup complicity is very unhappy that you noticed
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Mon August 01, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Robinson Cano designated for assignment. Again. Not a repeat from July. Or May
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just Russia smuggling oil to China by turning off transponders and transferring oil to other ships at sea
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(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Congratulations, you played yourself
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Yeah well, Rusty Bowers never choked a secret service agent, so what does he know about courage
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lindsay Graham says when called Georgia's Sec. State to strong-arm him, er, "to explore the possibility of a more favorable outcome for Trump," he "was engaged in quintessentially legislative factfinding" and therefore has "absolute immunity"
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
*virtual tumbleweed goes by*
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The real reason so main big-chain store are hurting right now is less "supply-chain disruptions" and more "retailers badly misjudged supply and demand" when making their orders this year, causing the inventory at "Liquidation warehouses" to boom
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street: "We're short of workers because nobody wants to work." Also Wall Street: "We have too many workers. Work harder or be laid off"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Today we get to find out if a woman who voted to impeach our Lord and Savior, His High Holiness and Supreme Leader Donald J. Trump, can survive the maelstrom of hatred, anger, misinformation, and paranoia known as a Republican primary
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
People used to move from NYC to Jersey City for the cheap rent. Used to
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 159 of WW3: First grain ship leaves Odesa under UN-brokered deal to help ease global hunger crisis. Mykolaiv region came under intense shelling, with Orcs hitting hospital trauma center. It's your Monday Ukraine war discussion
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Sun July 31, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
How about you Google 'Keep It Simple Stupid' and then stay out of your engineers' way?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
For no reason at all, members of Congress are given 10k each to upgrade their home security
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Best Korea manages to do what no other nation has done, beat the "fever" with only 74 deaths. Nation celebrates with flyby of the Flying Pigs squadron
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Sat July 30, 2022
(AOL)
 
 
 
Candidate who dropped out of Wisconsin Democratic Senate primary finds himself with $584k in airtime he already paid for, decides to run $584k in attack ads against the guy he hates -- Ron Johnson
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Republicans don't trust Qvin McQrthy
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Fri July 29, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
High gas prices shatter record profits for ... not you, that's for sure
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Abortion is up for vote next week in Kansas. But since Gilead likes it cloak-and-dagger, the text of the ballot question is deliberately confusing. Oh and it's on a primary ballot, not general election, to exploit lower turnout
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Apparently, it has to be said that Vanilla Ice did not agree to be part of gun nut Mark McCloskey's campaign
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Faced with the horrible reality they've created, abortion opponents deny things are really so bad
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
If no doctor signs a patient's death certificate, is their patient really a stiff, has passed on, is no more, has ceased to be, expired and gone to meet 'is maker, bereft of life, rests in peace, kicked the bucket? IS THIS AN EX-PATIENT?
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Have they tried not being evil pieces of shiat? Maybe they should try not being evil pieces of shiat next quarter
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Thu July 28, 2022
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Over one million and counting
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Lovegrove warns backdoor channels closed tight, says things might get hot and risky. Well, that's what lube is for
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why Netflix's most expensive movies keep getting worse. CliffsNotes version: They're paying so much to attract A-list talent that they have nothing left to actually, you know, film the movie
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
RNC reaches the third stage of grift- I mean grief
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Wed July 27, 2022
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Turns out a lot of the people who were willing to use ivermectin for COVID are also willing to use it for long COVID
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Clarence Thomas late-term aborts his GW Law teaching class
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Ric Flair: cancelling Vince McMahon is just as bad as cancelling me. WOO
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Tue July 26, 2022
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Angry old man made even angrier after someone stole his angry signs protesting his neighbors encroachment. Wonder who it could be that made him so angry
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Welcome to MiataKart. Select your player. Let's-a-go
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Three. Three sets of human remains found at receding Lake Mead. Ah ah ah
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(CNN)
 
 
 
...it's a duck?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Cretins no longer support Greitens
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Florida woman loses $100,000 and her bakery in her first month investing in crypto currency
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Maybe it's just the Really Really Really Quiet Revolution
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Mon July 25, 2022
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
They want to destroy it?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
It already is
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hospitals are facing dark days as covid funds run out
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Sun July 24, 2022
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Naito or Tanahashi get their 1st win? Can Our Holy Emperor win a pec pop-off against SANADA? Is there even going to be a ring left after Jeff Cobb battles Bad Luck Fale? G1 CLIMAX 32: Day 5 starts @ 1:00AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat July 23, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Wasn't this the plot of a Seinfeld episode?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Let's see what happens when the far right takes over running a county
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(AP News)
 
 
 
UN health agency chief declares monkeypox a global emergency ... which will likely be responded to as well as the previous global pandemic
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember how Trump decided to file a civil lawsuit against all his political enemies for being, like, mean to him and stuff? Yeah, a federal judge is dismissing charges against them one by one on grounds of the Westfield Act - and letting the government step in as defendant
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"I met my dream woman when I learned her hobby was also rating benches"
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Who wants the Doctor? The Mouse
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Fri July 22, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
R. Kelly's manager convicted of gunfire threat at theatre. Urine trouble now buddy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Young women feeling down under
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Vince taps out
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
That guy who put his sister in a coma for two years won't be serving a day in jail
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Brexit is gonna cost you an extra £300, Britons. That's on top of the other £1,000 you're already paying. Nice job voting against your vested interests
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Thu July 21, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. Postal Service to boost electric delivery vehicle purchases
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Kevin, in light of your failure to put any Republicans on the J6 Committee, do you regret that?" "No, Sean. I refuse to learn from anything I do and would happily make the same mistake over and over again"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP frets as Herschel Walker fumbles
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Use an umbrella at the beach because you've had skin cancer? That's a $116 fine
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Blockchain-powered carbon offsets are working about as well as you would expect
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
*checks date* Nope, not April 1
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Wed July 20, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Much like his modern disciples would disappoint the hell out of Jesus, the modern SCOTUS would probably make the nation's founders question everything they'd accomplished in their lives
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
A war on all fronts. Not content with controlling the Supreme Court and working to control all other branches of government, the Lunatics are attempting to control all the schools in America
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After watching almost two dozen children be slaughtered while police picked their noses for an hour waiting for attack orders, police departments wonder why they can't find recruits
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Campaign tools get less toolish
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Why the Jan. 6 Capitol riot committee isn't nearly done yet: The evidence is getting more interesting with each new hearing
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Relatives of Breonna Taylor and Jacob Blake went to Ohio to protest their shootings by cops. You'll never guess who came after them
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Tue July 19, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Push to reject
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
What's happening to Russian gold? Well, for one thing, it seems Vladimir Putin has lost his genitalia in an unfortunate smelting accident
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
East Side Elementary did Nazi this one coming
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Idaho GOP: The Fetus is supreme, and must be protected at all costs. The Vessel is expendable. Under His Eye
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Finally some, um, hard hitting journalism from the NY Post: "The 32-year-old media manager had big plans: She'd taken the day off from work and intended to stay off email and on her husband, Kurt"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Another sign that Trump may be losing his mojo, DeSantis is statistically tied with him for the Republican nomination in a key battleground state. Burn it down, Donny, burn it all down
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
White man who is on record for defending perhaps the most law-breaking presidential administration in history can't understand why a black woman can't just follow another country's laws
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
How to pigeon-proof a city
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Mon July 18, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
SpaceX is out launching its main American competitor 10 to 1
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After six years former GOP Senator has come to the conclusion this Trump guy isn't good for Democracy. Oh yeah he has a book to sell about this too, how did you guess?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
It's an Article of Faith among the MAGAs that the election was stolen, but by whom? The primary opponent to AZ House speaker Bowers, who's endorsed by Trump, Kelli Ward, and Rep Biggs knows "This is a real conspiracy headed up by the devil himself,"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
American democracy is crumbling, and the planet is becoming uninhabitable. Won't YOU join caring Americans and contribute just $7 to stop Google's political Spam proposal that imperils the rights of millions or at least the bot that sent this?
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Headline: ZOMG Bread hits $10/loaf 111 Article: Boutique bakery in selling 2lb loaves at northside Chicago farmers markets for $10
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rep. Jaxson (R. Texas) threatens to shoot himself in the foot to protest common sense gun regulations
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If we're being crushed by an inflation and heading straight for a recession, why are all the nation's banks making so much money right now?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pro-Brexit UK regions more dependent on EU for exports. You don't say
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Sun July 17, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The grift mills at Mar-a-Lago are starting to run dry
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"House that Hate Built" hits the market for $175,000,000. OxyContin not included
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Sat July 16, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gas prices are, once again, fungible
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Remember how Biden was going to nominate an anti-abortion judge in Kentucky as a compromise with McConnell? Enter stage right: RAND PAUL
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DOJ: Yes, the subpoena that the 1/6 committee sent to Mark Meadows is justified
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Fri July 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Houston Enablers settle with 30 women for doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG, of course
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Shooters Grill runs out of queso-flavored bullets
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Much like being "anti-fascist", being "anti-racist" is something *everyone* should be. But in Texas, apparently it will get you fired from your job as a school principal, especially if you are a black man married to a white woman
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Things you shouldn't say to a 14 year-old if you're a teacher include "You're so thick, it's a good thing you're pretty"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bipartisan breakthrough: Senate might be close to deal on reforming Electoral Count Act
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NWSL will think twice before putting an expansion team in a state where its players' uteruses will be enslaved
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Beavis and Butthead are back. Heh heh
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Massachusetts State Superior Court: No, GOP, you can't restrict mail-in voting. Not yours
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Thu July 14, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
New spin on old cliché: carrying crap to Newcastle
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Trump wants Cox bad but Hogan wants to give him a chair to the face
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Rue the day? Who talks like that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The mother of all interest rate hikes is coming. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until inflation is dead. Or, you know, recession
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(Variety)
 
Hero
 
Mario and Luigi will start getting domestic partner benefits
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The monkey pox, it burns
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember that terrible story that we all thought couldn't get worse, and then it was updated, and we all realized that it COULD get worse? Well, there's another update, and it could get worse again
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
LGBTQ hater Justice Clarence Thomas wants to end marriage equality. Even worse is that he has two different strategies to do it
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(BestLife)
 
 
 
FBI: American Citizens should worry about EVERTHING this summer
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The average rent in Manhattan has broken $5,000, setting a record. Imagine paying that kind of money to live in an overpopulated dump with all those smug people
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Nick Barragan is used to wearing a mask because his job in the Los Angeles film industry has long required it." It's fluffer, isn't it?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
NY State candidate for Congress with a convicted sex offender on his payroll: "He did something sinful but otherwise has been a good man," Oh, he also said Hitler is "the kind of leader we need"
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
If you bet on the Mariners and Orioles to have simultaneous 10-game win streaks, please come collect your million dollars
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Unity, two weeks ago: We're running low on money, and have to lay off a bunch of employees. Unity, today: We're going to spend a bunch on buying out another company
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Wed July 13, 2022
(Consequence)
 
 
 
San Diego comic Con special guests include J Michael Straczynski, Phil Lamarr, Ozzy Osbourne, Alex Niño,...wait what?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Everything?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Brian Urlacher claims some ex-NFL players will pretend to have CTE to be included in the lawsuit. Can someone check Urlacher for CTE?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Golly, it sure is starting to seem like Trump knew there would be violence on January 6. Now if only we had a government agency that could do something to bring him and his lackeys to justice. You'd think we'd have one of those
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Court blocks Arizona GOP law to prohibit abortions
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Scientists round up U.S children, conclude 87% of them can kill weeds with their urine
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(KOBI 5)
 
 
 
A convoy of old VW busses driven by people in tie-dye shirts seen heading toward Oregon
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Turns out a president can get Mexico to pay for that wall
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Tue July 12, 2022
(The Hill)
 
Hero
 
Dear Turkey: fark you. Yours in Christ, Rep. Chris Pappas (D-NH)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas House committee investigating the Uvalde school shooting gets a hall pass on the video
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy loses an F-18 all weather aircraft due to weather
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but OPEC isn't meeting production targets. Almost seems like it's on purpose
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Uvalde classrooms lacked a basic security feature. Panic button? Fortified hidey-hole? Rifle ports? Tunnel escape route? Remotely-activated land mine floor tile? Helium balloon with roof-opening capability? Subby will never know, because clickbait
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
R. Kelly engaged to one of his victims, who hasn't learned prison relationships never work
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
'Teen' mom Bristol Palin has made 15.3 million dollars selling real estate. 1. She is 31, not a teen. 2. It appears The Sun thinks a real estate agent gets all the money in a sale 3. Article doesn't mention Sarah, pushing narrative she is self made
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(WBTW Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Have you seen these people? Yes? Want $200?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him." America kills the leader of ISIS for the 12,784th time. We've become exceedingly efficient at this
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Your morning, "Oh well, anyway"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
*Hork*
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Cryptocurrency analyst says only 'one in 10 to survive' the biggest crash in Bitcoin history. Good thing Subby has his money behind pork bellies
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Is it a dot, or is it a speck? When it's underwater does it get wet? Or does the water get it instead? Nobody knows these particles, man
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Billbarr The Ample subpoenaed in Dominion's lawsuit against Fox News
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Are you sick of all these Vince McMahon stories from WSJ and wish that his allegations would go away? You got, NO CHANCE.....NO CHANCE IN HELL
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Being that "assholiness" and "glorious leader" are already taken, Putin decides upon being called simply and most humbly "ruler". Boring story to the left, better job titles for Putin to the right
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Mon July 11, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
OafKeeper, Stewart Rhodes, wanted his lawyer's Trump contacts prior to 1/6 for some strange reason
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Internet collectively freaks out over bizarre deep-sea crab with human teeth: 'Mother nature did her best'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michigan to foster children: We're making you take four years of courses which you'll find out later are worthless
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"What will US abortion sanctuary networks look like?" Well, there's a Bald Eagle sanctuary near here, so probably not like that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Elon Musk
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Scientists make a disturbing discovery about the Colorado River, well what's left of it anyway
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Celsius is being accused of devolving into a Ponzi scheme, trying to convert God-fearing Americans to their evil measurement system
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Durbin claims it's "not realistic" to consider impeaching Clarence Thomas. Well, subby was told repeatedly that it was not realistic Roe v Wade would ever be overturned, yet here we are
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Sun July 10, 2022
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
The dead aren't always dead, host or human, as seen last week with William's return. Bernard and Stubbs meet in a diner to advance the plot as Caleb and Maeve enter the 1920s theme park. And where is Delores? Westworld, 9PM ET on HBO
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
🎵 The Abortion Boat....Come aboard, we're expecting you. It's legal. We'll bring out the child in you. 🎵
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Sat July 09, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Don't panic, buy organic
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Can anyone check to see if a few extra Brinks trucks have been parking across the street from Rory's house?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Every now and then I'll go to Starbucks just for the shiats and giggles
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
NOT NEWS: Jury duty summons. NEWS: wrong person shows up. FARK: No one notices until after the trial
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: I hereby declare that I shall consider waiving Steve Bannon's executive privilege. Prosecutors: He never had any to begin with, you orange shiat
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Fri July 08, 2022
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Young people: The parties are out of touch. We need new better candidates. Also young people: Vote in a primary? Why the fark would I do that?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Vince McMahon has been doing a lot of extramarital genetic jackhammering and needed 12 million from Ted DiBiase to cover it up
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Trump is clearly the target of the investigation. And it's usual that either the target doesn't get a subpoena at all -- or it comes at the very end of the process"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In coincidental timing and what surely won't be introduced in its upcoming suit against Musk for taking his fake money and going home, Twitter says it removes 1 million spam accounts a day
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(Yahoo)
 
Hero
 
Colorado: Land of the free, home of the brave
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Thu July 07, 2022
(Chron)
 
 
 
Leave the Buc-ee's beaver alone you damn Texas Proud Boys
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meet Simba, the famous long-eared baby goat from Pakistan. Bonus: his ears might be long enough to set a Guinness record
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Congress is coming for the TikkityToks
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The Second Amendment means never having to say "hey, let's get out of the house today and go somewhere fun"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Charlie Kirk: If the Founding Fathers didn't want us to mix church and state, then why is my face so small?
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Wed July 06, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
All you blokes can all resign, but bollocks if I'm resigning
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Never read the comments, and never listen to your voicemails
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(CBC)
 
 
 
I used to call them long weekenders, but this works too
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Oh geez - Toronto's housing market is looking about as cold as Whitehorse gravedigger's bum in January
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Working for Tesla is almost as humiliating as driving one
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Tue July 05, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
What about the guy who finished 38th? Can we get three paragraphs about him too?
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Screw you guys. You bought a property that doesn't have water. That's not my issue
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you ever needed an example for the rule about headlines that start with a question, The Guardian has you covered
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BoJo's career circling the drain as two of his potential rivals for PM resign from his cabinet over his "mistake" in selecting an accused sex offender as deputy chief whip
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Some adults enjoy drinking milk, others are just haters
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Griner's wife wonder's why Biden can't use the same magical lever he uses to control gas prices to get Brittney out of a Russian prison
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Disabled Rights lawyers are now fearful to bring up too many cases to court fearing that it will land in the Supreme Court of the US and they'll overturn Olmstead v. L.C.
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(XXL Mag)
 
 
 
Fake Drake has been banned from Instagram. In other news, there's a Fake Drake
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Mon July 04, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Intellivision trademark has been abandoned. This is not a repeat from 1984
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(The Register)
 
 
 
People who regularly talk to AI chatbots often start to believe they're sentient, Unlike people who talk to real service desk operators start to think they're lifeless robots
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pope Francis: "I'll resign when the paramedics stop CPR". Or whatever the equivalent of that is in Latin. Cum paramedicorum prohibere CPR Et renuntiare?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
EasyJet COO resigns without notice following the airline industry's worst weekend on record
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Will the state of South Dakota going forward force a 10-year-old [...] to have a baby?" Kristi Noem: DEFLECTORS AT MAXIMUM
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Sun July 03, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
New England nazis. I hate New England nazis
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
New Jersey diner: "We have increased all our prices 50% because" a) "our employees are lazy", b) "our employees are quitting", c) "Biden", d) all of the above
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Sat July 02, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
We ain't laughing
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Screw the pandemic, we have GOT to get out of this damn house"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today in "Nobody wants to work:" Meta trying to make its employees so miserable they'll quit
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Fri July 01, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Rekordinflation," "inflación récord," "inflation record," "record inflatie," "inflazione record," - no matter how you say it, inflation hits a record 8.6% in the EU
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
There may soon come a time when even the Saudis realize that pouring billions of dollars into the Bonesaw Tour so that Greg Norman, Phil Mickelson, and other washed up golfers play exhibition golf isn't worth it
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Thu June 30, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fleeing a murder charge to another country will not work if you leave a paper trail the whole way there
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
NATO officials surprised to find Russian salad on the menu. Russian salad is of course a combination of polonium, vegetables and mayonnaise
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Assault and battery suspect in San Francisco is more literal than most
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Total Pro Sports)
 
 
 
Julian Edelman still fears Bill Belichick to this day, yet Julian Edelman still impersonates Bill Belichick. Bill Belichick is not amused
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Hey, man. Can I sniff your seat?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
2022 shapin' up to go Spinal Tap as drummer Travis Barker experiencing dramatic health issues, rushed from West Hills Hospital to Cedar Sinai
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Tue June 28, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Just in time for Canada Day convoy "protests"... *moose playing sad trombone theme from The Price Is Right*
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Employee takes the money and runs after he accidentally gets paid 286 times his salary
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good: some life forms thrive on all the microplastics in our water. Bad: Intestinal viruses
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Mon June 27, 2022
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
Hero
 
San Diego Zoo on stand-by to rehome the miniature giraffes
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jumping out the office window isn't going to be the same for all those WFH Wall Street brokers
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So she's basically saying they just want more clay pigeons for flaccid gun whackaloons
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Sat June 25, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
More bookings, less disease = profit
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Fri June 24, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau calls the Dobbs decision "horrific" and so does Deputy PM Chrystia Freeland, who reassured Canadians today that abortion is a "fundamental right" (under Charter sec.7)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kyrsten Sinema: American Heroine
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
There's a reason the door was forbidden
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Thu June 23, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
WHO considering going apesh*t now that monkeypox is affecting white people
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(The Hill)
 
Boobies
 
Because France wants to be neutral to religions, it is banning Muslim women from wearing burkinis in public pools. Buried lede: There is also a new rule that women can go topless in public pools
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida woman tries to save the oceans by showing a little tail
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Grindr has a new category for men who want you to get off their back
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Swiss gold refiners say they didn't import those 3 tons of mystery yellow shiny pliable Russian metal. It just showed up on their doorstep in the middle of the night, lost and lonely. Ya, that's the fahrkarte
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mo Brooks (R-ejected by TFG) decides to get revenge for being dumped, agrees to testify before the J6 committee
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Wed June 22, 2022
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Bill Nye the married guy
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Uvalde police chief who got paid to do nothing now officially getting paid to do nothing
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
And you thought Mar-a-Lago was a wretched hive of scum and bootlickers
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(Axios)
 
 
 
We still don't know what caused the Surfside Condos to collapse
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Tue June 21, 2022
(citynews.au)
 
 
 
Great Britain: No one can find a funnier name for a politician than our Ed Balls. Australia: Hold our Foster's, mate
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(KWTX Waco)
 
 
 
Uvalde police officer who tried to rescue his dying wife at the Robb Elementary school shooting was detained, had his weapon confiscated, and was escorted off-site before he could help her
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(Queerty)
 
 
 
Madison Cawthorn February 2021:"NO REGERTS." Madison Cawthorn June 2022:"Ok, maybe some regerts "
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
News: After a huge backlash, Rick Scott amends his GQP post-midterms agenda that would tax the poor & sunset Social Security. Fark: He made it even worse
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Uber restarts ridesharing, vectoring
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The board unanimously decided there was no bigger twit than Elon
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
What do dirty rice and mexican pizza have in common?
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(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Some escapees from psychiatric wards can blend into a crowd; then there's this guy
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon adds three more reasons why he is backing out of the Twitter deal. Somehow not one of the reasons: he can't pay for it anymore... oh wait it's #2
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Uvalde Police say the public can hear their testimony, but first they have to really, really promise not to get mad
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Mon June 20, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jan 6th committee trial is driving Trump's polling numbers down. Now he's only slightly ahead of Biden in a head-to-head rematch
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Crypto Crash: All Ponzi schemes topple eventually. This is a repeat from the 1920s
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Canadian goose terrorizes neighborhood for 5 weeks, threatening anyone who approached. Turns out she was protecting ducklings of a different species
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Sun June 19, 2022
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Maybe if you want to tell someone to EABOD, don't outsource to Shopify
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Sat June 18, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Sebastian Vettel must think F1 cars use unicorn farts as fuel
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Amazon won't give employees a day off to celebrate the end of slavery, which seems pretty on the mark
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
First...there was the Corona Virus. Then, came Monkeypox. Hold on to your hats people, we've got a new strain of drug resistant gonorrhea warming up in Austria for this summer
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Companies are Juneteenthing wrong
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
I've lost track of how many this is, but another Crypto Exchange has banned users from withdrawing their money
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Doctor Oz chooses GQP values over science
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is bad news for Joe Biden, good news for 2020 election conspiracy theorists
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Seventeen Michigan legislators demand that the state AG investigate the debunked claims of a conman
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Thu June 16, 2022
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Now they've done it. The Russian military has attracted the Sauron gaze of the US Commerce department. War expected to be over in 3 days
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It's 110 degrees in the shade and over 90 at night in Phoenix, but at least it's a dry heat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well lookie here, another abandoned child of Herschel Walker. Check your couch cushions, closets, and sheds
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Taika Waititi doesn't need any of your scruffy-looking legacy Star Wars characters
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Abbott baby formula plant that just re-opened after it was shut down for months because of mud and standing water in it has shut down again because of mud and standing water in it
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Wed June 15, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
If she cut the cable they might just bury it
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
Who could have guessed that a billionaire who made female talent bark on their hands and knees in the ring would have paid out millions of dollars in NDA's to women he had affairs with
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Emperor Musk endorses Ron DeathSentence for President. This truly is the darkest timeline
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Tue June 14, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World's biggest loser keeps his record intact
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good job, sister
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen blames -- I can stop right there
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Your billionaire overlords are very concerned that high interest rates might damage the economy, specifically that part of the economy that makes them billionaires. Some sacrifices may be required
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Imagine living in a country ruled by a crypto bro
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
The family that exorcises together, stays in jail together
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Mon June 13, 2022
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Starfield's 1000 planets are a good thing
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(NPR)
 
 
 
US enters bear market. Oh boy, I hope I can buy a cute fluffy one that loves honey
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Jeff Hardy arrested again for DUI. Sad tag because addiction is a mofo and he can't overcome this one
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Lie Social
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Crypto Bros are now blaming the International Monetary Fund
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Don't Read On Me: 8-10 Proud boys attack Drag Queen Story Time at the San Lorenzo Public Library
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Sun June 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Perennial Putin provokers Pussy Riot present protest placard, Texas style
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Things have gotten bleak for Ukraine
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Sat June 11, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Yeah that won't happen
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Smokers soon will to have read the small print on loosies
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Fri June 10, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"extremely recession-proof" business lost $748 mil last year and last month announced it was laying off around 10% of its staff. Bad karma? No, klarna
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Drop a fake C note at the airport bar and hop a flight? Yeah. Now try the old "These aren't even my pants" excuse and if the courthouse has Wi-Fi, read all about yourself on Fark
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The Farmer's Almanac is predicting a bumper crop for this year's Nick Cannon baby harvest
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Prosecutors want R. Kelly to piss off for 25 years
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What happens when you combine no water a shaky grid and a ton of heat? Let's find out this weekend
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Bird gives 23% of its employees the bird
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
QB chosen instead using Baker Mayfield doesn't foresee any problems stemming from arrest
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Wed June 08, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The largest caravan ever assembled is set to arrive at America's southern border on July 15, 2022
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Target's profit outlook is off target
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Simone Biles puts pinky-finger to her mouth: "one BILLION dollars"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Nothing is happening on July 12th
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Have you heard about our lord and savior Pepe the Frog?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Western Digital considers spinning off their hard disk and flash storage businesses. Wait, what does WD do other than HDs and flash?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Without admitting they fumbled, NBC Sports cuts Drew Brees after two seasons
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Thanks to Democrats dragging their feet on charging Trump over Jan 6th insurrection he'll be basically immune when they lose Congress in November and/or should he run for President again in 2024
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Shrinkflation? Rotisserie chicken don't care a whit about any of your got-dam shrinkflation
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kate Bush gets her first Billboard Number One album
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Yeah, but no Brawndo
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Foreign gifts to the US looted by looting looter
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Tue June 07, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Senators propose sweeping oversight, legal regulation of crypto, completely forgetting that lawlessness and the ability to rob some ninny blind is the whole damn point of it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Seattle and Vancouver may become affordable
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Three cops who looked on as a man drowned in an Arizona lake placed on "non-disciplinary paid administrative leave". In their defense, they couldn't follow protocol because the bobbing made him a difficult target, and Tasers don't work underwater
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey -- born in Uvalde, Texas -- joins White House press briefing on gun violence. All right, all right, all right
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
'There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull. How do you hold onto someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fetterman's heel
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Trump will announce his "Fleecing of the Rubes, 2024" campaign "soon"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 104 of WW3: Ukraine troops in fierce street battles with Russian soldiers in the industrial city of Severodonetsk. Zelensky says there may be more than 2,500 prisoners from the Azovstal steel plant. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion
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Mon June 06, 2022
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Matt Patricia early favorite for Patriots' offensive play caller because it doesn't matter what sort of engine you have under The Hood
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Considering how America handled the health epidemic of the last two years, I'd say we're boned
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
All Russian oligarchs with a 787 raise your hands. Not so fast there Roman Abramovich
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(Science.org)
 
 
 
Now, in addition to being able to edit genes, we're learning how to turn them on and off at will. The Science Fiction future is now
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"If the Emperor of Mars doesn't want you, we'll be happy to bring you over"
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