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Sun July 15, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Get out your lawn chairs, refreshments, telescopes. Planets on parade the next few weeks
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Fri July 13, 2018
(The Drive)
 
 
 
How do you make watching the world's largest airplane taking off even cooler? You stick a camera on its tail
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Welcome to Arizona. Enjoy the weather and watch out of the guy driving his golf cart down the middle lane of the freeway at 4 AM
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Because this is the darkest timeline, even the #PlaneBae story has fallen into the dark abyss
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(Some Space Guy)
 
 
 
You might think a combat vet and former astronaut would be unmoved by an airplane in a junkyard. You would be wrong
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Thu July 12, 2018
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump gets lost while giving Melania a tour of the plane. "I don't know how he gets lost, but he does. Air Force One is...no different from any other commercial 747 in that there's one narrow hallway that takes you from the front to the back"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rocky World? Is that like a planet of Stallones?
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Woman trying to take photos during vintage biplane flight loses phone. Uses Find My iPhone app to track it down in someone's yard, and it's working perfectly
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Boeing reveals what's on their drawing board ... a hypersonic passenger plane capable of traveling at speeds of Mach 5 and beyond
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(Some Bento Guy)
 
 
 
This is what a 10,000-yen (US$92) Tokyo bento boxed lunch looks like. "Taking your taste buds to increasingly higher planes of ecstasy"
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Opening a can of Red Bull inside the cockpit of a military spy plane can cause about $7,000 per ounce in damage
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hate to break it to you, but noted airplane engineer Ron White already answered this question: all the way to the scene of the crash
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(Time)
 
 
 
American Airlines flies its last turboprop plane, ending the propeller era, as the Big 3 airlines finally close the book on the 1940s
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Fri July 06, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Zac Efron gets accosted for leaving his racial lane
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Anne Frank's family tried in vain to flee to the US, likely discovered they all couldn't fit in her two-seater airplane
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Bank plans to expand into Pillow. Subby did that on a plane, once
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Wed July 04, 2018
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Still mad that Pluto was Declassified as a planet? Well, we could make it a planet again, but then Earth would have 109 sibling planets. Try learning all of those in high school science class
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Townhall senior columnist goes full racist
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Mon July 02, 2018
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
It isn't a planet until it gets out of the star's womb
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
If we want a real apocalypse from an asteroid that will destroy the planet, this is how big it needs to be. Here's hoping
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bad: Sitting next to someone on an airplane that has B.O. Fark: Someone on the airplane that has B.O. so bad it makes many of the folks in the cabin puke and faint and worse, it's because he had tissue necrosis and died from it
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Huge, puffy alien planet wants to be friends
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Running on to the tarmac barefoot, wearing only underpants, and trying to beat up airplanes while talking to yourself is definitely no way to go through life son
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
High on shrooms, naked, standing in a fire, swinging a stick at cops, and chanting in an unknown language is no way to go through life, son
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
One person on planet Earth is surprised that Harley Davidson is moving some production overseas... He is your President
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Sun June 24, 2018
(Cartoon Brew)
 
 
 
If you want to see the new Three Caballeros series, you need to hop a plane to the Philippines
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(Some Cyclist)
 
 
 
Five police cruisers arrive on scene to a) deal with a domestic violence dispute b) foil a bank robbery c) issue a frivolous speeding ticket to a cyclist
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Sat June 23, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Enjoy air conditioning? People like you make Captain Planet cry
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Boeing lands $6.6 billion deal making planes for FedEx. Which raises the question - how are they going to be delivered?
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Fri June 22, 2018
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Reader's Digest condensed version: "Got out of his car...began to approach the trooper's cruiser...ordered to get back... sped off...high-speed chase...about 8 miles...lost control...hit a power pole...burst into flames" (w/ mugshot goodness)
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
What's worse than having your ranch under floodwaters? Having your ranch under floodwaters with "pissed-off huge" grizzly bears swimming around
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Airlines tell Trump administration not to use their planes to separate families
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Seth MacFarlane donates $2.5 million to NPR. This reminds me of the time William Shatner gave a lap dance to Conway Twitty at the Hollywood Bowl
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Norway expects to have all-electric fleet of airplanes by 2040. US expected to have all-coal-powered personal tanks by then
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Most people have no idea how to check the air pressure in their tires, drive within the lane markings
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mexico-bound plane really steps up its in-flight entertainment
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Mon June 18, 2018
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Seth MacFarlane says Fox News makes him embarrassed to work for Fox
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Sun June 17, 2018
(NASA)
 
 
 
Hubble shows what a little dust storm can do to the whole planet of Mars. Subby's Illudium Q-36 Space Modulator ready for anyone who says the June 17 APotD is a repeat from 2001
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
One of the benefits of a warmer planet is that it could make deadly bacteria more resistant to antibiotics. Okay, that's a benefit for bacteria. For the rest of us, yeah, we're hosed
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Scientists suggest that to jumpstart life on Mars, we should take our deep-sea bacteria and jettison it onto the Red Planet ahead of time, where they will evolve into Martians and simultaneously create oxygen for future Martians
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Two 18 wheelers crash, spilling-WHAT? NOOOOOOO WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE ME INSTEAD GOD WHY?
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Thu June 14, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Pedestrian lane for 'smartphone zombies' opens up in China
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(Flight Global)
 
 
 
Airplane burned to the ground in PNG. Would have been a greater loss in JPEG
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
So far 10 flights at Clearwater International Airport have been cancelled because the planes have not been built yet
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
If you've been leaving large concrete blocks in the middle of the highway at night, the California Highway Patrol and a lot of angry drivers would really like to drop one on your head
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(Maclean's)
 
 
 
How do you control an increasingly erratic POTUS as he monkeys around the safety of the planet? Here's an idea, eh
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Sun June 10, 2018
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Hurricanes and typhoons are moving slower across the planet, which is a huge problem when it comes to flooding and devastation. Future climate change will only make us build more arks
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Fri June 08, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Soon you may not be able to get a window seat on an airplane
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Female Georgia inmate caught with too many pencils and miscellaneous detritus in her prison purse
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Government researchers say it's only a matter of time before there's a cyberattack on an airplane inflight resulting in a catastrophic disaster, so have a nice trip this summer
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Wed June 06, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
NASA's Pluto probe is now one billion miles past the planet, so if you Plutonians were hoping to contact us the messages will take a long time
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Looking back to June 1962, when a plane carrying 100 art patrons from Atlanta crashed outside Paris. The crash and the aftermath defined a generation in Atlanta
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(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
It started as your run-of-the-mill obituary. By the fifth sentence you expect a banner flown from a plane reading "WELCOME TO HELL, MOM"
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Don't tamper with your sausage at work
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Mon June 04, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Southwest bookings fall after fatal accident. Because, you know, United flies the exact same plane with the exact same engines but they are United so it can't happen there
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(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
B-52 takes over Seattle's I-5, 405 freeways for 35-mile trip to new home at Vietnam Veterans Memorial Park; "It's a damn plane on the damn road"
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Small airplane clips tractor-trailer hauling pigs during emergency landing on highway. People and bacon-on-the-hoof all okay
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ ♬ 'Cause I'm fappin' on a jet plane, don't care and now I'll fap again ♬♫
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
That looks like a 1913 nickel all right. But it's gonna take a while to sell and there's only like, what, five guys on the planet who'd ever buy it anyway. So I'll tell you what...I'll give you $500 cash for it
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Fri June 01, 2018
(The Drive)
 
 
 
What's this? Oh, nothing much, just a C-17 cargo plane practicing its attack run on the Death Star in Rainbow Canyon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Atmosphere, active surface, five moons, possible ocean, possible volcanism, tectonics, glaciation, and now, sand dunes. But it's nothing like a planet
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Thu May 31, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're the one responsible for the 'strong smell' in the back of this plane that forced a panicked, emergency landing, in a way that's kind of impressive
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Wed May 30, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sky-typing plane crashes, his last message reads "help, no fu--" whatever that means
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Mon May 28, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
When our sun explodes in 5 billion years or so, it will create a planetary nebula, which will be 'one of the prettiest objects in the night sky.' You're welcome Andromeda aliens
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Sun May 27, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Today's plane diversion is brought to you by *spins the wheel* A strange odor that left one man hospitalized
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Carter Page says, being a right wing scumbag ruined my life. If only I didn't hate everyone on the planet
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Service dog Ellie, who was set to board a plane, gives birth to eight pups at Tampa International airport. Proud dad Nugget, who's also a service dog, was by Ellie's side for the ruff time
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How to deal with road rage and make your commute easier, though it would be great if THE ASSHOLE IN THE PASSING LANE WOULD GO ABOVE 70 MPH WHICH IS THE POSTED SPEED LIMIT THE ONE ON THE RIGHT IS THE GAS PEDAL YOU ASSHOLE SONOFABIATCH
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the ten most hated people on the plane. Does it smell in here?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
You know that asshat who gets you so riled up because when there's a merge coming he rides the closing lane of traffic all the way to the end before squeezing in? Well, it turns out he's actually the better driver, and you're the asshat. Asshat
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kevin Federline now wants $60,000/month (up from $20,000) child support from Britney Spears. Everyone on planet Earth: Leave Britney alone
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Plane crashes at Lookout Pass, witnesses say that's what the pilot was yelling as he glided in
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(Computer History Museum)
 
 
 
Tired of Outlook? Want to take a stroll down memory lane? The Computer History Museum has released the source code for Eudora
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
The Billion Dollar Show rolls on as Nakamura picks the title stipulation, New Day chooses its representative, and we add in two more women to the MITB match. Has SAnitY arrived from Planet Funk yet? WWE Smackdown Live 8pm ET USA
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
When it's your last day on the job so you channel your inner Britney on a plane in front of everyone
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Mon May 21, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gina Haspel confirmed as Torturer-In-Chief and the White House triples down on "animals" fearmongering. I want off of this planet on this Monday edition of the MSNBC Discussion thread. Drink away the pain starting at 8PM EDT
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Fri May 18, 2018
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Parents fight four-lane road near elementary school. I usually need a fifth of tequila before I start picking fights with anything that big
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
How cabin crew judge if you are drunk on a plane because they don't know your Fark handle (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In one of those crazy coincidences that look bad but are probably innocent, Russian government plane landed in Seychelles the day before the accidental meeting Erik Prince accidentally had
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
"The largest parachute ever built for Mars aces its first test" Finally, the planet can skydive
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A definition of "asymmetrical warfare": you spend about $50K to send 12 operative to America to attend flight school and hijack airplanes. The country you attacked bankrupts itself by spending $3 trillion in response to your provocation
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Mon May 14, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lois Lane has died. I wish I were Kiddering
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. I'm afraid there will be a short delay. We have to taxi back to the terminal in search of a new tail for our plane"
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Sun May 13, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Because of course United would eject a black woman and her kids from a plane at the request of a white man
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Sat May 12, 2018
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Passenger boards wrong airplane and makes a scene. Spirit Airlines solution: "Everybody off"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Meh, always knew octopuses are really "aliens" from another planet that came here as frozen eggs millions of years ago. Why else would they be so smart? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Yo mama so stupid, she can't even keep a job driving a school bus
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Some WASP)
 
 
 
"It may not be an exoplanet capable of supporting life, or one with weird gravity-defying winds, but it's a fascinating one all the same"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Sure, proclaim Pluto to be a planet again, Alan Stern. Here's what you'll get if you do
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Sun May 06, 2018
(680 News Radio)
 
 
 
How windy was it in Toronto on Friday? Let's ask the passengers from this plane, after they've had time to wash their underwear
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Sat May 05, 2018
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Man forces school bus to stop in middle of road and then it gets weird (with video)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Some people just refuse to quack under pressure
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
It's not normal to find a credit card you think is a gift from God, use it to buy a plane ticket to Fark's favorite state, and then drive to Mar-a-Lago with the intention of smoking a joint with President Trump ... but on meth it is
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Thu May 03, 2018
(SoundCloud)
 
 
 
The latest Revival League radio play has dropped: "Do Rabbots Dream Of Electric Cheepz -Pt 1", an Easter themed spoof of Cyberpunk & Watership Down featuring Tim Blaney, Frank Dietz, Jackey Neyman Jones, Carolina Hidalgo, and a couple of Farkettes
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Tue May 01, 2018
(The Drive)
 
 
 
"Look, so maybe it's not as good as a last-gen US plane or even a Chinese stealth fighter, but the Russian Su-57 isn't complete garbage'
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Sun April 29, 2018
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Remember that sense of accomplishment you felt when you finally mastered how to drive using a clutch? Well, if you do, grandpa, please stay out of the left lane and turn your damn blinker off
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Sat April 28, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Dirty poors go in the back of the plane
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Fri April 27, 2018
(The Root)
 
 
 
American Airlines: Yes, a doctor warned us to divert the plane a passenger needed urgent medical care and yes, she died after we ignored him. But, we didn't beat her up or anything. It was the sky's fault. Sue the sky
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby "doesn't have a plane, you asshole"
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Wed April 25, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Who is at fault for this car crash?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Hey mankind, I have something big I need to get off my crust: I think it's time for you to start seeing other planets"
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Tue April 24, 2018
(The Drive)
 
 
 
What does a boat say when it jumps out of an airplane? Nothing, boats can't talk. But here are two special warfare assault boats and their crews parachuting out the back of a C-17
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Mon April 23, 2018
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
While Subby's workplace celebrated Earth Day by pushing back plans to destroy the planet until next year, Apple held a 4/20 beer bash and Ziggy Marley concert, all solar-powered. "Spliffy" tag sadly misspelled
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Backstreet Boys alumnus attends ACM Awards to promote his shift to country, boasts about "coming in to disrupt" genre and turn it urban
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
World debt reaches a record $164 trillion. Which raises the question - Who gets to foreclose on the planet?
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Some Claw)
 
 
 
200-ton scenic claw from U2's 360° tour will become a permanent installation in Salt Lake City's Loveland Living Planet Aquarium, no doubt grabbing people trying to sneak in and dropping them into shark tank
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Diamond inside meteorite offer clues to destroyed planet, marriage
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Wed April 18, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I'm not saying Iceland is laid back, but when someone can steal 600 computers, escape prison through a window, and sneak onto the prime minister's plane with a fake ticket, Iceland might be pretty laid back
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(Vice)
 
 
 
There's a new religion that's all about religion being bad for humanity, and yep, it includes things about rides on UFOs to a planet in another galaxy
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
NASA Kepler's raw images look like garbage. Here's how they turn pixels into planets
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Alcohol plus axe throwing? What could possibly go wrong?
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Alcohol plus axe throwing? What could possibly go wrong?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
On the left a poorly named WiFi causes evacuation at Planet Fitness. List your superior WiFI names on the right
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Mon April 16, 2018
(DW)
 
 
 
Brain pacemaker is successful, still won't make grandpa do the speed limit in the passing lane
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(My Trip Journal)
 
 
 
Farker Planes and the missus travel to a place where rolls of John Wayne toilet paper are a big seller, proclaiming on the wrapper that the product is "rough, tough, and doesn't take crap from anyone", making one wonder how the stuff works
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Will Alec Baldwin drop some Trump truth bombs? Will Stefon return? Will we see Trump's love child? Will Putin return to assure us all? John Mulaney hosts and Jack White is the musical guest. Saturday Night Live, 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know what's worth 99 cents? The Washington Post creating a "choose your own fake news adventure" article on Planet X
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Overturned tanker trucks, airplanes, a six-storey building made out of shipping containers. How firefighters train for the nightmare blazes
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple may be the most valuable company on the planet, but, unlike most of the other tech giants, there is only one billionaire among its senior execs, and 80% of his money comes from investments OTHER than Apple
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Biblical Armageddon will hit this month when 'death planet' Nibiru appears in the sky, conspiracy theorists claim
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Wed April 11, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
257 dead after Algerian military plane crashes. There are no words
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For you Yanks out there, imagine if your street was named Dumb Fark Lane. And then imagine that the city council refused to change it because of the "history" involved
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Officer who was fired after dragging United passenger off plane is suing because he's the real victim here
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Girl on Plane: "I love this music Isn't it great? Oh, you're a musician, too? What have you done?" "This album. That you're playing. Right now"
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Mon April 09, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
"Thousands of people have been fined in the months since VA, for the first time, imposed penalties on people who drive too slowly in the left lane." *insert grumpycat.gif* Now make the second offense mandatory jail time and we're getting somewhere
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Herculaneum, Pompeii's sister city, had a massive library containing hundreds of books that were preserved when the city was buried in the ash flows from Mt Vesuvius. Unfortunately the heat made the books so brittle they were unreadable...until now
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Secretive X-37B military space plane wings past 200 days in orbit. Shhh, but don't tell anyone. It's a secret, you know
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
♫ Ah we can drive if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause your friends don't drive and if they don't drive, well they're no friends of mine ♫
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Thu April 05, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The head of Scott Pruitt's security detail was fired after telling his boss he couldn't turn on the lights and sirens just to create his own personal oligarch lane through D.C. traffic
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Driver of bus headed for Masters Tournament spent too much time at the 19th hole
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
NTSB spokesman claims it's "very uncommon" for an airplane's wing to fall off in flight. Well, I would hope so
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Everything you want to know about those weird black tubes in the road
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Wed April 04, 2018
(soranews24)
 
 
 
Two words that make you want to buy a plane ticket: Karaoke Flights. The journey is the destination, indeed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The honeymoon between Yankee fans and Giancarlo Stanton lasted about as long as it took for the plane to taxi to the runway
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Mon April 02, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
The planet Venus could have some sort of life form in its clouds. No word on whether they are women
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Wired)
 
 
 
Never could get your paper airplane to fly correctly? Watch the world champion teach you the secret tricks of folding and flying a paper airplane like a pro (w/video)
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Fri March 30, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Russia decides using nerve gas on random Brits is too subtle, moves to plan B: Running them over with planes
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Ohhhhhhhhh...klahoma, where the left lane's only used to pass
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Someone is selling 'Duke was robbed' T-shirts based on one call in loss to KU. Rest of the world to Duke: Karma is a biatch
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Tue March 27, 2018
(SoundCloud)
 
 
 
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? 'Tis Part the II of Plan the IX, From Space, featuring Dana Gould, Greg DiConstanzo, Tim Blaney, Frank Dietz, Jackey Raye Neyman Jones, and a couple of Farkettes
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Mon March 26, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Eggs dropped from a crop duster plane for an event in an Arizona neighborhood may be covered in herbicide because someone forgot to rinse out the plane's tanks. Seriously. who thought this was a good idea?
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Sun March 25, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
A list of all the things NASA invented including memory foam, the Dustbuster, the computer mouse, and ice-resistant airplanes. Fake moon landings shockingly absent
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Patriots owner sends team plane to carry Parkland students to DC March for our Lives. Dammit, Kraft, Subby's allergic to onions
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Fri March 23, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
In his quest to find "better dope", man crashes through fence, thought he was being chased by paratroopers, and almost hit a plane. Dude, you're doing it wrong
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you have a fear of flying, don't watch this footage of a stunt plane avoiding a crash-landing after his engine dies without a change of pants
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Wed March 21, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt has spent $105,000 on first-class flights since assuming post, extra $5,000 was reportedly spent on creating a giant middle finger attachment that will point towards America while plane is in the air
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Drunk airline passenger who broke fellow passenger's finger avoids jail because he was already drunk at the airport and the flight crew carried him onto the plane
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Let's take a walk down memory lane and look at some other famous serial bombers
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
United Airlines now trying to maim and kill before you even get on the plane
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(SoundCloud)
 
 
 
The MST3K Revival League brings you their latest radio play: "The Tragical Historie Of Plan The IX", with standup Dana Gould, Short Circuit's Tim Blaney, Manos' Jackey Neyman Jones, Storm DiConstanzo, and a couple of Farkettes
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Some Trappist-1 planets may be water worlds populated by Mon Calamari
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Mon March 19, 2018
(10 News)
 
 
 
This is the healthiest place to sit on a plane. Just plant yourself and stay there
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Even the former leader of your United States of America, James Earl Carter Jr. thought he saw a UFO once, but it's been proven he only saw the planet Venus. You thought you saw something up in the sky other than Venus, but I assure you, it was Venus
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Darren Aronofsky and Will Smith have teamed-up for a new TV show about life on our planet that starts next week. Let's hope it doesn't combine the pretentiousness of Mother with everything about After Earth
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Sun March 18, 2018
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Ceres found to be soaking in brine, making it the juiciest most flavorful dwarf planet in our system
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