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Sun June 24, 2018
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Sex therapist wife of Portugal goalkeeper gives a hands-on solution to winning the World Cup
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Sat June 23, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Enjoy air conditioning? People like you make Captain Planet cry
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
I'm running out of books to read. Historical nonfiction, horror fiction, things that go bump in the night and good mysteries - recommend some good books. LGT the book I've just finished
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney's Carpool Karaoke episode was everything we hoped it would be
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Thu June 21, 2018
(wccftech.com)
 
 
 
Good news: the cryptocurrency crash has resulted in decreased demand for graphics cards and bringing prices back down to earth for gamers to enjoy. Bad news: Nvidia is stuck with excess inventory, hundreds of thousands of GPUs with nowhere to go
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"Stephen (Miller) actually enjoys seeing those pictures at the border," an outside White House adviser said. "He's a twisted guy, the way he was raised and picked on. There's always been a way he's gone about this. He's Waffen-SS"
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Re/code)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, we heard you like autoplay ads in your private messages so we're putting autoplay ads in Messenger. Enjoy - love, Facebook
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Sun June 17, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
There's no Cup racing this weekend, so let's enjoy some Sunday Busch Series racing. The NASCAR Xfinity Series Iowa 250 presented by Enogen is on FS1 at 5pm ET
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Fri June 15, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Future president Donald Trump Jr enjoys time with Kimberly Guilfoyle while his estranged wife laments the mistakes she made in the relationship
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
As a "pansexual" I enjoy "binge-watching" "upskirting" videos while eating "shakshuka" because I like "hip-hop culture"
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
The chaos created by 'Northern Rail' in the UK has been wonderfully recreated in lego - and it is a joy to behold. Subby would've used the train to submit this, but it would probably arrive late, and on the wrong platform
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Do you enjoy finding lost coins in the couch? How about 600 gold coins? Welcome to France
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Guy who took military vehicle for joyride in VA claims it was a military assignment to check cop readiness and that vehicle had been prepped for him by 60 fellow soldiers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In honor of Anthony Bourdain's passing, here's a look back at the coolest meal he ever enjoyed, with the coolest president we've ever had so far
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Some Mayor)
 
 
 
Philly mayor's official statement on Trump cancelling Eagles visit does not mince words at all
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Sat June 02, 2018
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Marco Andretti snaps a nearly 5 year pole drought and his first ever street circuit pole. Enjoy Belle Isle as this is the last ABC broadcast weekend. This is your Indycar Dual in Detroit Grand Prix race one at 3:30pm ET on ABC
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Sit back with your mug of murk and your favorite choker hole and enjoy the lost lingo of New York City's soda jerks of yore
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions no longer sparks joy. In other news: Jeff Sessions used to spark joy
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Thu May 31, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Walmart introduced a $50 month 'white glove' shopping experience that includes free shipping and 'personal service', which is a step-up from no-service that many shoppers currently enjoy
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
MSNBC asks Joy Reid what it takes to get fired from a TV show
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Want to watch good Star Wars and not the mess that is Solo or the prequels? Then turn on Netflix and enjoy The Clone Wars
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who enjoyed being stung by wasps while tracking gorillas died doing what she loved
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ready to enjoy marijuana legalization this year, Canada? Not so fast, condo owners
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Not in 1,000 years - The US military says enjoy your science fiction because faster than light travel is pretty much that
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
He beat cancer and rescued his neighbors from their burning home. His facial expression now just says "let me enjoy my damn prize, already"
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Please enjoy Mike Huckabee's stand-up routine over North Korea
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Wed May 23, 2018
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Man on the street catches little girl falling from 5 meters above, tears leg muscle in process. "I would cry for my incompetence if I failed, but I succeeded. They were joyful tears"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
'Lucky' Scots man enjoys his bucket of brown shyte after winning Canadian chocolate competition
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Tue May 22, 2018
(GOG)
 
 
 
Unreal is 20 years old, and you can snag a free copy of the PC classic at Good Old Games for the next 45 hours. Enjoy be hunted by wannabe Predators who strafe a lot
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Happy World Goth Day. But who was the first goth? Robert Smith? Siouxsie Sioux? Fritigern? Morrissey? Either way, break out your classic albums and enjoy the day where black shirts and sullen expressions are back in style
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Enjoy this fly over of New York City at night in stunning 12K
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Thu May 17, 2018
(KATU)
 
 
 
Do you love goats, yoga and beer and wish you could enjoy all three at the same time?
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Tue May 15, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Survivors of the powerful thunderstorms that rocked the D.C. area last night describe how they coped with the loss of their garage -- in which was kept a refrigerator full of their best beer: "We drank whiskey instead"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apple and Samsung decide there's nothing quite like the joy of beating a dead horse
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Hamburger Mary's Orlando)
 
 
 
On Mother's Day, take your mom out to Hamburger Mary's for brunch and that special drag show she's sure to enjoy
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Spoiler alert: you'll enjoy the movie just as much with spoilers
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
The UK may charge adults $20 for passes that prove they're adults so they can enjoy their porn legally
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Local man believes standing up to Uncle Sam more important than running from Pele. Also enjoys sniffing sulfur vents
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Fri May 11, 2018
(WGNO)
 
 
 
NOLA restaurant marks 100 years in business. "Arnaud never stopped serving alcohol during prohibition....Legend has it that many of the judges were very good customers of Arnaud's and were enjoying what Count Arnaud was serving in the coffee cups,"
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Why is it darn near impossible to find good avocados this time of year? They're all either too mushy or too hard. Smear some on toast as you enjoy the Weekly Weird News Quiz, April 29-May 5 Avocado Edition
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Do you live near a park? Do you ever go there and enjoy it?
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Fri May 04, 2018
(CharityBuzz)
 
 
 
Avengers cast asked to sketch their characters for a children's charity. SPOILER: Earth's mightiest heroes can't draw worth a crap
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
Video
 
Yes, Deadpool does appear in the music video for Celine Dion's first single in 2 years. Of course, he would
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Tue May 01, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
During a newspaper strike in 1978, several NY Times photographers took photos of average New Yorkers enjoying the parks as a project with the city parks commissioner. Those pictures were then packed away and not seen again - until now
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Why the Joy Reid scandal matters. Hint: It's not because of what she wrote 10 years ago
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Thu April 26, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
We're all enjoying our visit to the Sunshine State - OMG there's a guy with a machete
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Joy Reid has some explaining to do as her claims of being hacked are challenged by the noted right-wing attack dogs at archive.org
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Sun April 22, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The latest invader species to take hold in the US? Swarming Asian ticks. Enjoy your summer
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rapper Belly gets punched in the belly a bunch of times at Coachella, thanks his lucky stars he didn't call himself Testeez
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Fri April 20, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
It's the Hubble Telescope's birthday, so enjoy some trippy pictures
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Not just one apocalypse but a double whammy of apocalypses will end the world on both April 23 and June 24. Enjoy your final days
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Big banks report record profits thanks to Trump's tax reform. Hope you enjoy that latte you bought from 7-Eleven with your tax cut
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Tue April 17, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Judge says, nope, sorry, those Cohen tapes we are going to enjoy, like so much. Sorry Donnie ya frickin' loser
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Children's clothes emblazoned with ENJOY COCAINE. Yeah, some people have a problem with that
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Thu April 12, 2018
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
If you don't like meat but enjoy hurting animals, White Castle has a new product for you
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
ESPN: the new worldwide leader in reply-all bedlam. Please take me off this thread, TIA
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Some Critic)
 
 
 
What to do as a hip critical parent when your young son adores Scrappy Doo, Tow Mater, or Jar Jar Binks? "Obviously I do not enjoy the character as much as him. In fact, I find him rather annoying. But Scrappy Doo was not created for me"
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones star Sophie Turner reviews sausages. Theon Greyjoy's notably missing
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Joy Reid, "What if Trump refuses to be arrested by Federal Marshals?" What if C-A-T spelled dog?
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Sat April 07, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Today marks Morgan Shepherd's 1000th start (and park) Come celebrate as he pilots the #89 Racing With Jesus car for a few laps, then enjoy the rest of the Xfinity My Bariatric Solutions 300 at Texas Motor Speedway at 3 pm EDT live on FOX
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Grab yourself a falafel and enjoy these confidential Bill O'Reilly settlement details which just went public
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Mon April 02, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A little something to brighten your Monday: Joy Reid reminding everyone Ted Nugent dodged the draft by shiatting his pants
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Washington DC wants to raise taxes on Uber, Lyft so that more people choose to enjoy the wonderful Metro system instead
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Happy, happy, joy, joy, happy, have a seat over there
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Autopsies of California coyote stomachs reveal they enjoy REI over Roadrunner
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
'Deeply weird and enjoyable': Ursula K Le Guin's electronica album. No word if the lyrics are all about either her Dragonriders of Pern or her sparkly vampires
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Traffic in front of children's dance studio like "Frogger with humans." It ain't really the same thing, though. You don't use a joystick to actually move around. Unless you're hit by a car
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Sun March 25, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sister Jean down to hang with Sir Charles. God not only obviously wants Loyola to win the whole thing this year, God also shows off a wicked sense of humor
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Thu March 22, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The strange, uplifting tale of "Joy of Cooking" versus the food scientist
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bozo the Clown dies again. Man. This guy is harder to kill than Pennywise
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
CEO pay is soaring. Hope you enjoyed your hot cocoa sampler box
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
New Instagram account shows people missing their trains by seconds
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Mon March 19, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
One final tribute to Toys R Us. The jingle as sung in a minor key
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Sun March 18, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rory McIlroy says limiting alcohol sales will prevent drunk, rowdy fans from disrupting golf. But how else would some people enjoy watching it?
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Fri March 16, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
12-year-old boy takes 75 mile interstate joy ride -- and the local sheriff thinks that's "very impressive"
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Wed March 14, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: Turn the volume up and enjoy this hilarious parrot stomping around the room
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Sun March 11, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Selection Sunday. For some the words bring joy. For some, anguish. For some, cursing at teams that will most likely be home before next Saturday. So...are you in? The fun begins at 6pm EDT on TBS
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Enjoy your leopards
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Fri March 09, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's Friday and we're all tired of the constant crazy, mind-numbing political news, so let's enjoy an adorable "dog rescued from puppy mill helps foster kittens" story
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Wed March 07, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft enjoys working with humans. And hopes to have many stimulating relationships with them in the future
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (3/7): True, no one needs a comic about competitive dodgeball, but we're getting one anyway. Also, the latest in child assassins, Robert Kirkman, small town barn hauntings, and a boy named Moth. Enjoy
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Mon March 05, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Does every book or series have to be made into a movie or television program? Can't we just, you know, enjoy books for what they are?
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Fri March 02, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: From the simplest to the fanciest, we all love our cooking tools. Whether your favorites are one-use wonders or are versatile for many types of use, and euphemisms aside, what are the tools you most enjoy handling?
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(eBay)
 
Audio
 
Need help, but not toooo much help... if you know what I mean. 46-year old guy looking for suggestions of what equipment to buy to enjoy his collection of old vinyl. (45s and 33s) Budget is $400 all in and all I'm starting with nothing
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Wed February 28, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Pull up a chair, make yourself comfortable and let's all enjoy a heart warming story about witness tampering and fast food restaurant assault, featuring a very special appearance by Oopie from Bullet Town
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Tue February 27, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ah, spring training...the smell of freshly cut grass is in the air and the injuries for the New York Mets are piling up, the joy of annual baseball traditions
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