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Fri July 20, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Jeff Flake demands translator notes, then sides with Democrats further and accuses Trump of treason
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Wed July 18, 2018
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Giant, semi-nude statue of Jeff Goldblum pops up in London. No word if he's watching you poop
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Sat July 07, 2018
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
California is considering legislation that would allow pot businesses to use the commercial banking system. Jeff Sessions approves: with visions of.detention centers funded by Californians dancing in his head
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Hell No, the English don't want none, Jeff Harvey issues an Open Challenge, and Ellsworth reunites with his chin. All this, and pancakes in YOUR WWE SDL Thread (8pm ET, USA)
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
How truthful is Jeff Sessions being when he says that 80% of asylum claims are found to be without merit? Top five answers on the board. Show me: "Lying like a weasel" *ding*
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(Metal Underground)
 
 
 
Guitarist Jeff Pogan quits Suicidal Tendencies. No word if he received Pepsi as compensation
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy 159th birthday, college baseball. On this day in 1859 the Amherst Lord Jeffs defeated mighty Williams College by the score of 73-32. (Yes, that was a baseball score)
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
An open letter to Sen. Jeff Flake (R-AZ): You have the power to put a check on Trump and delay the vote on a new SCOTUS justice until after the midterms
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Thu June 28, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember way back when, back before Kennedy announced his retirement, when Jeff Flake threatened to hold up judicial nominees if he doesn't get his tariff vote? Well, I guess we get to find out how serious that threat was
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (6/27): Multiple Man returns. Plus, a modern fantasy comic called Modern Fantasy, a Charlie's Angels series set in the 70s, Jeff Lemire takes on The Sentry, and Multiple Man
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jeff Flake dangerously close to doing something besides talk
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions just cracked a "baby jail" joke in a speech in Los Angeles. Civility indeed
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Jeff Flake shows what passes for a hint of a trace of a spine among the GOP these days
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Sun June 24, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions does not want you interfering with the Border Police or there will be consequences
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Fri June 22, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In the MeToo era, how the hell did we let Trump's pedophile friend (who Trump said throws "great" parties), Jeffery Epstein get away? -signed Epstein's mother
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
80 year old Alabama Baptist minister to Jeff Sessions: "Hang on to your day job at the Justice Department. I don't believe you have much future as a theologian or Sunday school Bible study writer. NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FARKING SHINE BOX"
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
ESPN hires new NFL rules analysis commentator: Fark: Jeff Triplette Ultrafark: at the NFL's request
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Thu June 21, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bloomberg to Back House Democrats With $80 Million. Still waiting for Jeff Bezos in his best Dr. Evil to say, "One Billion Dollars ...MwaHaHa"
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos has received a strongly worded letter from groups demanding he stop selling his facial recognition technology... LOL, including his shareholders
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions receives an award at the National Sheriff's Convention. He then references the Anglo-American history that the job has. He must mean the English/American legal history, right? He can't be that much of a racist, can he? Survey says...
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(Some Methodist)
 
 
 
United Methodist Church: Since Jeff Sessions is so insistent on using the Bible to justify separating immigrant children from their parents, we're going to charge him with violating church law (PDF)
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Sat June 16, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
How worried/desperate is Jeff Sessions? well - he just said he's ok with decriminalizing cannabis. so there's that
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Thu June 14, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos plans on giving away some of his 140 billion dollar fortune, he just isn't sure where to donate it yet. Amazon warehouse employees agree to not hold breath as that consumes calories
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
AG Jeff Sessions throws hissyfit as Jared Kushner pushes pardons, jumps in bed with liberals
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In honor of, uh, life, uh, finding a way, uh, 25 years ago, here's, uh, Jeff Goldblum, uh, answering, uh, 25 questions about, uh, "Jurassic Park"
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Mon June 11, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Today in horrible people news: Attorney General Jeff Sessions says that domestic violence is not grounds for asylum
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Sat June 09, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Boxer Jeff Horn shedded another half pound to make weight for the welterweight title bout. How did he do it?
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions no longer sparks joy. In other news: Jeff Sessions used to spark joy
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Jeff Goldblum takes time off from watching you poop to record his first jazz album
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Cool Material)
 
 
 
A list of 10 reasons why Jeff Goldblum is the coolest. "He once gave out free sausages for literally no reason at all"
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Huh, now why would the FBI do a document dump on known pedophilic trafficker, Jeffrey Epstein? Bonus: Done just before the adults were forced to give the classified dumbass session on Capitol Hill
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sen. Jeff Flake (R-AZ) says that our presidency has been debased and we have finally hit rock bottom. Trump: hold my beer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jeff Goldblum happy to be an old dad with his kids, Charlie Ocean and River Joe. Next kid to be named Sea Low? Veronica Lake?
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Dave Bautista and Jeff Goldblum lick their wounds in first clip of 'Hotel Artemis' hell
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions devises a way to deport an additional 350,000 immigrants whose cases were already settled
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rep. Matt Goetz: "Jeff Sessions is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome." But I thought Finland hated the Russians
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jeanine Pirro labels Jeff Sessions the most dangerous man in America
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Trump pushed Postmaster General to double shipping rates for Amazon in order to punish his personal rival, actual billionaire Jeff Bezos
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Thu May 17, 2018
(105.9 The Brew)
 
 
 
The decades old beef between Eric Clapton and Jeff Beck is swelling up like their aging prostates
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Wed May 16, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Meet the Waltons, a family worth more than Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Townhall)
 
 
 
President Trump's methods are unique, however his accomplishments are in league with Washington, Jefferson. No word when he'll be added to Mount Rushmore
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Cleveland offered Amazon over $120 million to come to Cleveland. Also offered to ship the Browns to another city, have Lebron be the new spokesman and name the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame after Jeff Bezos
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Thu May 10, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
As we focus on Jeff Sessions' comments about taking away children of immigrants at the border, a Russian asylum seeker recounts how that is exactly what Putin started doing to his political opponents. But don't worry, it's probably just a coincidence
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Wed May 09, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Jefferson Davis Highway to be renamed Lee, like every other damn road in Northern Virginia
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Jeff Flake (R):"The US withdrawal from the Iran deal tells the world we're not a reliable partner." Rest of the world: "The USA a reliable partner? That ship has sailed LONG ago"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Tambor gives his first interview since the harassment allegations against him surfaced
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Indy100)
 
 
 
If you're wondering what to get that special woman in your life on your third anniversary together, why not consider a painting of a half-naked Jeff Goldblum?
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Wed May 02, 2018
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions to make Justice Department statement the same day Trump shuffles his legal team. Total coincidence kicks off at 3:10 EDT
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos believes that one day all of Earth will be zoned for residential and light industry
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Sun April 29, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Post, owned by Jeff Bezos, runs an article on how to spend less money on Amazon Prime, also owned by Jeff Bezos
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump public criticism of Amazon has resulted in its shares rising by 7 percent to a new record high, adding $8 billion to Jeff Bezos' net worth
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Wed April 25, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's pick to head the VA is a pill popping pill pusher. Kanye wants to be Trump's BFF. Jeff Sessions tells congress his isn't sure he'll resign if Rosenstein is fired. Eastside rapist captured in Sacramento. It's your MSNBC thread. Starts at 8pm ET
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Tue April 24, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos wants to put his junk in your trunk
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos reveals 100 million consumers have taken advantage of Amazon Prime
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, When the team finds a hole in Devoe's defenses they walk in blindly, like idiots. Meanwhile, Joe notices that Harry seems off. (CW 8ET) Later, on Black Lightning, as Jefferson recovers, will Jennifer answer the call? (CW 9ET)
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(ArtNet)
 
 
 
Jeff Koons' "sculpture" of giant wad of Play-doh could fetch $20 million at auction, reshape definition of art
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Mon April 16, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos spends a rainy day whipping up pancakes for celebrities, not being grilled by Congress like that Zuck schmuck
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's Jeff Goldblum making noises for four minutes
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump convenes task force to explore ways to fark with Jeff Bezos
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Sun April 08, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jeff Flake's son will try to take Arpaio to court once again
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump's attack on Amazon is based on personal animus with Jeff Bezos, but also due to a misunderstanding that Amazon is taking American jobs and sending them to Brazil
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Black Lightning, when Jefferson is arrested Gambi recreates a plotline from season one of Arrow to cast doubt on Black Lightning's identity. (CW 9ET)
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(Time)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos has lost $16 Billion since Trump started attacking him, which is still about 4 times more that what Trump claims to be worth, and about 100 times more than he's actually worth
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Jeff Van Grundy is from Shelbyville
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
George Pappasmurfalos meets random guy at night club, tells him that Jeff Sessions not only knew but encouraged him to meet with Russians to find out what dirt they had on Hillary. Oh yeah, at least 3 people have contradicted Sessions testimony
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Donny tweet about Mueller? Will America retaliate for Russia retaliation? Will we get another firing/resignation? Come on, Jeffy baby...THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5PM news dump)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
After being fired by Attorney General Jeff Sessions, Andrew McCabe sets up legal defense fund. Subby sets up popcorn maker
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
Donald hates Jeff. Jeff owns Amazon and the Washington Post. The Washington Post has shiat on Donald. Donald wants to throw anti-trust charges at Jeff. Donald doesn't understand the constitution. Don't hate Jeff. Switch to DirecTV
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Tue March 27, 2018
(CBR)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Black Lightning, Jefferson tries to teach Anissa that heroing is more than just walking away from explosions in slow motion. Sometimes real detective work is required. Meanwhile, Gambi must resist taking the easy way out. (CW 9ET)
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Mon March 26, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Jeff Fisher would probably accept Vince Young's apology, if only Vince could spell Jeff's name right
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Sun March 25, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Interviewer to Jeff Goldblum: Any chance you'll be shirtless again in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom? Goldblum: I will, uh, find a way
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