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Sat October 24, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In keeping with this crappy year, Austria issues a corona-themed stamp printed on toilet paper
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Thu October 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How a photo of John Hamm's junk became a copyright issue
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(Government Executive)
 
 
 
Trump issues Executive Order 66 turning all policy-making employees of the federal government into at-will workers who can be fired and replaced at his command
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Wed October 21, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
What in fresh hell is this? FBI to hold a press conference at 7:30 p.m. ET to discuss "election security issue"
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Having resolved all of the other pressing issues involving human rights in 2020, the SCOTUS weighs in on "deer jacking.''
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Owner of struggling bar featured in Biden campaign ad is actually a millionaire tech angel investor. The Daily Fail reporting the important issues that matter to everyday Americans
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
That laptop that Rudy gave to the Delaware State Police? They turned it over to the FBI citing "credibility issues"
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Twitch issues thousands of DMCA warnings, deletes user content without warning. That's a bold business strategy, Cotton. Let's see how that works out for them
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
New Canadian warship has a few issues on its first sea trials...military communications didn't work, fresh water system didn't work, motor diesel generator cooling system didn't work, and gosh darn it they left port without the POUTINE
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Tue October 20, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has claimed massive absentee ballot fraud is an issue. We have determined that was a lie
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Mon October 19, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
TFer wants to hire a minor celebrity to do a bit of voiceover (no more than 15 minutes) for something. Budget should not be an issue, however hidden costs. Anyone done this before? Give advice and/or talk me out of it here
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bill Maher says Democrats should make Amy Coney Barrett's religion an issue because "being nuts is relevant"
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Sat October 17, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
White House quietly tells Tennessee to issue a mask mandate. Why quietly?
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Fri October 16, 2020
(Electrek)
 
 
 
Tesla quality control issues have gotten so bad that they've canceled their return policy. Elonbots enter defense mode
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Europe's aviation regulator has declared Boeing's 737 Max aircraft safe to fly. Well flying was never the issue, falling out of the sky was the problem
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Peloton issued a recall on pedals for about 27,000 bikes on Thursday due to safety concerns. Yeah, like all 27,000 of those aren't being used as clothes hangers
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Thu October 15, 2020
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
How many times does this need to happen before people learn how to listen properly??
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
The Facebookening of requiring an account to use any new Oculus product has begun
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Strange slime found on rails slowing trains in CT. Officials consider playing Jackie Wilson to see if conditions improve
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Facing the prospect of a Blue Wave, a GOP hack from the Heartland Institute wants you to know playing politics with judicial picks could "end the republic"
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Wed October 14, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The Navy SEAL who shot Bin Laden would like to have a word with Dear Leader
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DOJ in open court to a federal judge in a FOIA case: Well yes, the President SAID to "Declassify everything, NO REDACTIONS", but the White House Counsel told us to ignore him so, we're not ACTUALLY declassifying that stuff he told us to
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Tue October 13, 2020
(PC Games N)
 
 
 
Sid Meier's uses the Apple defense that Nuke-friendly Gandhi was a feature and not a bug
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
At a campaign stop in Ohio, Joe Biden kinda answers the question about Democrats wanting to pack the courts if he's elected, says he is 'not a fan of court-packing'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
California AG and Secretary of State issue cease-and-desist letters to California GOP putting out fake ballot boxes. GOP replies that their votes don't count
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(Axios)
 
 
 
What is the true unemployment rate in the US?
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Mon October 12, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
Drugged up US head of state issues proclamation celebrating himself plus a hopelessly lost Italian who found the wrong continent from which to kidnap and enslave its residents
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Hey Evangelicals, you got that 3rd SCOTUS seat, so feel free to treat Trump the same way he treats a wife with too much mileage
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You got your mayo on my saltines. You got your saltines in my mayo. It's the two weird tastes that don't go together, and we shall never speak of this again
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(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
Disney/Marvel issues new MCU timeline, no word on where Howard the Duck fits in however
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
It's the end of an era. After years of "personal issues", Lowtax has sold Somethingawful
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Sun October 11, 2020
(Insider)
 
 
 
Trump is ready to take a hard look at the issue on every American's mind: UFOs
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Sat October 10, 2020
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
This is probably the quickest "no" in the history of interrogative headlines
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Fri October 09, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
New York Islanders demand better air filtration system in new arena so it's harder for fans to hear them sucking
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(AP News)
 
 
 
SCOTUS has had its fill of the current POTUS
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: when buying anniversary gifts for your wife and your girlfriend, don't buy them both at the same store
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you plan your meals 6 weeks in advance, you might have some control issues
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Thu October 08, 2020
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Two time Hugo award finalist Chuck Tingle flies out a new book that pounds a hot contemporary political issue
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Locksmith saves terrified woman when she writes '911' on her hand after her violent stalker ex-boyfriend takes her hostage in her own home
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Looks like the Bills are gonna pick up another bye week
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Veteran: I just had spinal surgery, please put me on a backboard for transport. EMS Workers: (Thud) 'Dang, sorry.' (Thud) 'Dang, my bad'
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Wed October 07, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
In the era of climate change, one gas station struggles to renew its lease from the city for another 25 years. Difficulty: that city is San Francisco
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access now available, promptly breaks Steam
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Not news: eBay seller busted for scalping MSI RTX 3080 graphics cards. Fark: eBay seller is an MSI "subsidiary"
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(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
Taco Bell is why we have trust issues
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Without a shred of evidence or any elaboration, Half-scoop accuses Pelosi of having "her own substance abuse issues" after she asks the valid question as to whether the powerful steroid Trump is taking could be affecting his decision-making
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats say they will focus on issues and not the handmaid's tales during ACB's confirmation hearings
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Tue October 06, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Dad brings rifle to son's hockey practice, presumably to help with shooting
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani may be "awaiting the results" of his Covid test, but he was looking AWFUL rough as he coughes his way through an interview on Fox News...where he mocked Biden for wearing a mask
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Mon October 05, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Those temporary economic issues are becoming a lot less temporary
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
House in New Zealand that's been listed for a decade still not sold ...so the owner comes up with a BRILLIANT idea and bumps up the price
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Brand new Tesla Model Y shows off its new convertible roof on the highway drive home
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump adviser says Biden is using masks as props. GIGAULTRAMEGAFARK: After Trump was airlifted to Walter Reed
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(NFL)
 
 
 
After giving up 49 points, DeMarcus Lawrence describes the Cowboys' defensive effort as if it were Charmin bathroom tissue
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
LeBron on whether he walked off the court early because he thought the game was over or out of frustration: "Both"
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Sun October 04, 2020
(AutoEvolution)
 
 
 
The Chinese knockoff a classic and nobody seems to mind. I kinda want the black one
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Listening to Senator Graham...reminds me of playing Monopoly with my son"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
For some unknown reason, Trump has suddenly realized that covid may be negatively affecting Godfearing Republicans as well as those heathen Demoncrats, thinks maybe Congress should do something to help those poor folks out
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Sat October 03, 2020
(Inside EVs)
 
 
 
Polestar out to make Tesla's problems seem silly by comparison
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Fri October 02, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Three and a half years too late, section 4 of the 25th Amendment may finally be having its moment in the sun
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Those ballots Trump said were found in a river, which is now a ditch in Wisconsin, weren't ballots. Confused? That's the point
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Laundry lint can cause significant tissue damage within marine mussels so take them out of your dryer right now. They don't cook well while tumbling and those softener sheets make them taste like crap anyway
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
JETS ETF having massive performance issues. Joe Flacco seen warming up on the sidelines
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
FYI: your Apple Card AT&T bill may incorrectly state that you are being charged by a small company in Texas named Waters, Hardy & Co. Please stop calling them. They had to disconnect their phone lines
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Thu October 01, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Ceiling robot is watching you, wants your steak
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline - "Republicans issue warning about having Bango, Bernie Brewer or Racing Sausages at early voting locations"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The etiquette of handling unruly kids-that aren't yours
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(Salon)
 
 
 
A look back on the landmark Tears for Fears album "Seeds of Love," which is getting a major deluxe reissue
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Wed September 30, 2020
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Former Montana governor and RNC Chair says he would not vote for Trump, citing his character as fault enough to vote for Joe Biden
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biatch, please. You built this monster -- now shut the fark up and own what you did
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This was supposed to be a boxing match, it instead turned into President Trump jumping on the ropes, refusing to come down, the referee trying to coax him off, and Joe Biden standing in the middle of the ring with his gloves on and a confused look
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Trump apparently drinks water that costs $300
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Headline tailor-made for Fark: New Google ChromeOS updates cause 100% CPU usage, could set you on fire
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Tue September 29, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Just in time to spoil 1.8 million ballots, the USPS had stopped updating its all important address change database. Resulting in mail-in ballots being sent to the wrong address
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Some people have hoarding issues, although those people with hoarding issues don't usually collect the body parts of other people
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rapper Lil Yachty pulled over for going 150mph on Atlanta's I-75; citation issued for blocking traffic
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A Tornado warning has been issued for this columnist's home after a vortex formed from the spin he tried to put on the news of Trump's leaked tax returns
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(BestLife)
 
 
 
Apparently, Colorahdo and Nevahda are pronounced Colorado and Nevada
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Google says Android 12 will make it easier to install alternative app stores. Global hacking/phishing networks, Tim Apple approve
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
"Of course people should pay their fair share," Cruz said. "I assume [the President] had accountants and followed the law"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
A quick look into President Trump's tax records reveals he literally can't afford to lose the 2020 election
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"We did make a clear agreement at the end that it would have to be kept a secret. No one could know... so I told the newspaper"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
R v. W is officially on the table, folks. Vote if you don't want your bodies controlled by SCOTUS, women
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Mon September 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Microsoft 364
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum seems extra frothy today
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Sun September 27, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
State Department issues a warning to Secretary Pompeo about America's decline toward autocracy. Or, well something like that
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Sat September 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
For those of you living in your mom's basement, this is not news. For the rest of us, though, this is what half a year of isolation, staying home and living a sedentary life can do to your body
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Christian pastor: The Constitution forbids a Democrat from asking about a Republican's cult
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(Pocket Lint)
 
 
 
I think if Steve Jobs were alive and Apple had to issue a patch to their 10-day-old major iOS release, he would literally murder someone
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Fri September 25, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Treason Toad is at it again
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(Kenosha News)
 
 
 
Rittenhouse fights extradition to Kenosha. If only there was a way for teenagers not to be charged with crimes in another state
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man sues McD's after breaking tooth on surprise McNugget bone
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apparently, you can get paid for driving a urine-soaked remote controlled koala around a cow paddock. Not complaining, because I love what I do, but I frankly resent the competition
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Megan Thee Stallion is bringing her WAP to SNL
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Trump's health care plan isn't governing; it's a joke masquerading as policy"
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
State Police issue apology over Facebook post, and Patti Smith somehow got mixed in
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Megan Thee Stallion can't fathom why right wingers are so focused on WAP
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Model claims she has been denied work because of unibrow
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(Android Police)
 
 
 
If you're havin' Google problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but the cloud ain't one
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Thu September 24, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
With the election just around the corner, Trump is finally addressing the biggest issues this country faces: Cuban hotels and rum. Fark you, 2020... right in the face hole
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Wed September 23, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Keep firearms secured, don't smoke while refueling, and no junk food display in the checkout lane
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Will Macron flounder at the UK's latest threat, or will he trout out a solution before cod and country? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(AIPT Comics)
 
 
 
Marvel reveals all 10 swords in X of Swords. Nerd fans realize the X meant 10, Marvel realizes 10 of Swords sounds stupid as hell. Everyone loses
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Shirtless man ignores security cameras, breaks into church and sets it on fire
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Not news: Ferry company goes into liquidation. News: The firm was award a £13.8 million contract by the UK Government. Fark: when the contract was awarded, the ferry company didn't own any ships
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Korean researchers figure out how to harvest energy from ambient vibrations and soon everything will be "an energy source," never ... your energy source
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(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
Pedro Pascal is not leaving The Mandalorian as of yet, despite rumors to the contrary
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kayleigh McEnany says, I'm a spokesperson for a moron. What do you want me to say?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
NC election officials issue guidance on mail-in ballots which will allow more of them to count, immediately prompting outrage from NC GOP
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Tue September 22, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
New poll says battleground state voters strongly prefer Joe Biden to Trump concerning dealing with climate change. Probably because he at least recognizes there is climate change
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Shiat's about to go down in Louisville, y'all
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Utah sheriff gives surprisingly well thought out response to why he won't strongly enforce mask mandates. Bonus: Doesn't include "I can't breathe" or "Own the libs"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a 36-year-old single straight woman, and I really didn't think this was going to be an issue until later in life. I like sex and am easily turned on, but I haven't had good sex in over six years. Is there something wrong with the men or me?"
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Mon September 21, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Climate Week 2020 kicks off today. What climate change related issue are you planning on demanding from your federal government? Like, not this administration but the next one ( ._.) you know what I mean
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Manhattan D.A.: Yup, it's tax fraud
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Sun September 20, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Trump threatens to issue executive order preventing Biden from being elected president. You wish it were satire
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"People in Illinois are not used to dealing with this," Mooney said. "We're not used to having to think fairly deeply about significant policy issues. We just don't do it here"
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Turns out the TARP was a TRAP all along
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(ThreatPost)
 
 
 
Apple rushed out IOS14 to fix a remote execution bug. Oops
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turkey to withdraw its vessel; says it will find the gravy elsewhere
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Well I guess that's one way to solve the Social Security dilemma
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Start up an anti-cyberfraud website and defrauding your customers must be like shooting fish in a barrel
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Thu September 17, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'I never stopped loving you, Grandpa': Boy with leukemia breaks down in tears as he hears his beloved late grandfather's voice in a toy bear. Have tissues prepared
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tennis' Fed Cup to be renamed the Billie Jean King Cup. Anyone with an issue with this will be directed to the Bobby Riggs urinal
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Wed September 16, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Sony cuts PS5 supply by 4 million units due to chip issue, won't say what this will do to the price
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Girls wear the longest skirts available for their uniforms at school, get told said skirts are "too short"
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Tue September 15, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Supreme Court of Pennsylvania to hear the appeal of Bill Cosby's rape conviction. At issue: How many times is the prosecutor allowed to prove the defendant did the EXACT same thing that he's on trial for, before it becomes "unfair" to the defendant
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Nintendo issues an update to Switch, patching out politics from usernames
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
People in the UK's ten worst Covid-19 hotspots can't get tested
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"CBP's seizure of the earbuds in question is unrelated to the images or language on the box. A company does not have to put an 'Apple' wordmark or design on their products to violate these trademarks"
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia state election board rules that man violated the law by wearing MAGA hat to polls in 2016. Guess how the lone Democrat on the board voted
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(Fox 16 Little Rock)
 
 
 
Thou Shalt Steal
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
He is hiding his hairy back, zit-covered butt, and his full-chest clown penis tattoo
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
What's 1/10th the size of regular antibodies, allowing better diffusion in tissue and alternate delivery methods, AND is highly effective against covid in animal studies? This little guy
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
'Hurricane scepticism' is now blowing up, and OF COURSE, it's divided along political lines. Maybe the next big one will self-correct some of the issue
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(Salon)
 
 
 
A recent poll shows Cadet Bone Spurs loses to Joe Biden on the issue of "mental soundness." Fark: It was a Fox News poll
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Sat September 12, 2020
(Space News)
 
 
 
Chinese rocket launch fails to put a satellite in orbit. This is a repeat from 2020, 2020, and 2020
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Fri September 11, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Australian leader threatens to fire ministers over koalas. Finally, someone is taking the drop bear threat seriously
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're delivering groceries, it's best if you don't leave them blocking the door
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Town decides September 11th at 9:11AM is the perfect time to send all cell phone users in the county a test emergency alert
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(Famadillo)
 
 
 
People Actually Buy Trump Coloring Books? Maga Milfs is a thing?
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Public schools closed, private schools open, guess where there is an outbreak
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dear WaPo business columnist: I've hired a bunch of Gen Z workers, but they expect a promotion every time they dress, successfully join a Zoom call, or remember to spellcheck their email. I don't have enough promotions to give. Wat do?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Witness says officers never issued commands before firing at Michael Reinoehl
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Wow, what a spectacularly bad idea
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Tesla Model Y's cooling system is gloriously conceived, but then kludged together with Home Depot faux-wood-trim and duct tape
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany: President Trump will tackle the national debt in his second term. No really, stop laughing and give him another chance
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Recently escaped city folk, are the suburbs too loud for you urban ears?
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Tue September 08, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump Boat Parade takes its show on the road, destroying waterfront property along the way. Bonus: Trump supporter whose dock was damaged says he's mystified why no one was following the law or helping their fellow boaters
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Mon September 07, 2020
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Some police open fire hydrants so kids can play. Minneapolis police are a bunch of spoilsports
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Having failed in their character assassination attempts against Joe Biden, the Trump campaign is pivoting to putting out detailed and thoughtful policy proposals to win over voters on the issues. Just kidding, they're trying the same thing on Harris
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Sci-fi V-shaped jet prototype where you ride in the wings tested successfully after wing gremlins fail to bring it down
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Sun September 06, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
So gamers, how you liking those in game-ads from EA?
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Sat September 05, 2020
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
This thread should be mandatory reading full stop
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Fri September 04, 2020
(The Star (UK))
 
 
 
Woman issues plea to find new home for lost kitten that was wandering a Sheffield car park...Did I say, "Kitten"? I actually meant crayfish
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Thu September 03, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Trump administration suspends aid to Ethiopia over dam dispute, proving they can screw up every dam thing these days
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Giant issues recall for squash noodle medley, dwarf dances a funny jig
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Wed September 02, 2020
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona DJ to Station Management: "How about giving me a show talking about black issues on a station that plays mainly black music?" Station management: slience
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump receives no approval bump as Americans still see the pandemic, not crime, as the biggest issue so expect him to change course and dial the violent rhetoric to 11
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Tue September 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Australia, there are giant snakes falling through the ceiling
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Research on Christian sex websites suggests fundies are just as naughty as the rest of the population even when they don't have their own pool boys
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Billionaire Bill Ackman has solved America's retirement crisis. Just eliminate Social Security and give him $27 billion every year and he'll take care of everything. Promise
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Trump likes Wisconsin like he likes his women: screaming at him to go away as he barges in anyway
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
LPGA golfer takes exception to rule, demands change. Subby could get behind her on this
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Mon August 31, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Wisconsin, a special legislative session called by the governor was opened. And then closed in the time it takes to read this headline by the Republicans in charge
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(American Military News)
 
 
 
Best Korea issues shoot-on-sight orders for any bioweapon skinjobs defecting to China
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scientists have issues with the vaccines from Russia and China, and not just vodak or melamine
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Moderna and Pfizer's vaccine candidates require ultra-low temps, raising questions about storage and distribution. "Officials at the CDC said they are aware of the issue." You're going to get a spoiled vaccine. Stick it, done
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Sun August 30, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't Mess With Texas
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
What do school kids do when they don't have Wi-Fi at home? Ellas quieren Taco Bell
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Sat August 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Are you retiring?" "No, I figured 99 years old is perfect for a mid-careeer sabbatical". Thank you, Al Jaffee
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Fri August 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember when certain airlines said they would not take delivery of 787 Dreamliners assembled in North Carolina? Boeing now has eight of them grounded for inspections of manufacturing defects and they refuse to say which plants the planes came from
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Mail delivery suspended at L.A. public housing complex with over 1,800 residents "because of safety issues"
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(Economist)
 
 
 
I got a pocket full of quarters and I'm gonna make a bond trade. You don't have a lot of money so I'm takin' everything you made. Argentina flips the finger, splits their debt issue in two. Then redesignates the bonds and the creditors got screwed
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple: don't talk about the 30% if you want your app approved. Talk about the war instead
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes in this Monday-to-Friday cistern
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
If you requested an absentee ballot in Iowa I've got some bad news for you
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Thu August 27, 2020
(SpaceForce.mil)
 
 
 
US Space Force issues detailed service-specific guidance on the wear of the operational camouflage pattern uniform. That's right, camouflage... for space
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo have sobering, powerful reactions to the terrorism in Kenosha
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mike Pence, Christian man that he is, apparently modified a biblical quote in his RNC speech, removing Jesus and replacing it with a flag reference. But tell me again how the DNC removed "Under God" from the Pledge of Allegiance (they didn't)
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
With the threat of ballots being sent through the mail already addressed Republicans move onto the next phase. Restricting absentee voters from dropping their ballots off themselves
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Wed August 26, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Mrs. ordered me a music box from China. They sent a box of 200 assorted springs instead. Issued a refund and told me to keep the springs. What should I do with them? DIT
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CNN declares Melania the social justice warrior America needs, praises her talk of racial justice
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(Revolver Magazine)
 
 
 
2020 takes a Power Trip
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Tue August 25, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Lies, damn lies, smoke and mirrors, and more make-up and clowns than the circus
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"The author of this letter has either never met a child or is maybe a giant asshole. One thing is for sure: I would hand my kids air horns and cocaine and send them back outside." Subby approves
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Australia's new ferries can kill you, because of course they can
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Mon August 24, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Instead of writing a 2020 platform, Republicans decided to simply endorse Trump's agenda. Difficulty: Trump doesn't have an agenda
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(Politico)
 
 
 
According to Trump, suburban housewives are going to support him because he blocked a low-income housing scheme that was once championed by President Barack HUSSEIN Ob--wait, sorry, by President Donald J. Trump. That's kind of awkward, isn't it?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I have a programming issue I could use some help on. Any chance of providing me with a green-light?
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Zoom suffers systemwide outage, resulting in major inconveniences for businesses, bonus free day for students
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Sun August 23, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The latest partisan issue: dead Americans - and yes, one side has decided they are in favor
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Sat August 22, 2020
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Brooklyn neuf neuf en français? Mon Dieu
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Fri August 21, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
95% of alcoholics/Fark users are in complete denial
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Thu August 20, 2020
(WSBT Mishawaka)
 
 
 
Welcome to quarantine, college student. Here is your supply kit of water, salt, Tylenol, tissues, a parking pass, and a pamphlet on resiliency
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Lyft and Uber ceasing to operate in California, taking their rapey exhausted untrained distracted workforce in anonymous cars off the road to be replaced by less-rapey exhausted untrained distracted workforce in yellow cars
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(Martha's Vineyard Times)
 
 
 
You may want to consult a doctor if your using the bathroom knocks a whole ferry out of commission
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
A software update from Adobe helps you save disk space by deleting your photos. Oopsie
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Wed August 19, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Are you 'Embarrassed' and 'Very Angry'?
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Video evidence of Robert Kraft getting tossed gets tossed
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Christian groups unveil criminal justice reform push grounded in 'biblical principles,' so be prepared to be punished if you cook a young goat in its mother's milk
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Kamala Harris skewers Trump on both his birtherism and his dismantling of the USPS in the same letter
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Tue August 18, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
We are familiar with the GAO report saying we're inelegible to hold our positions and we have dismissed it. All is well
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Mon August 17, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Manhattan do-gooder obsessed with personally fixing illegally obscured license plates. Because I don't know why
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Fri August 14, 2020
(ARCA Racing)
 
 
 
For those lucky to have MAV TV, you're going to see stock cars take to the Daytona Road Course for the first time ever with bad brakes and no practice. Coverage of the General Tire 100 starts at 5 PM Eastern
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump DHS official says SCOTUS' DACA ruling has "no basis in law" Federal Judge is NOT amused "I'm just wondering how a decision by the Supreme Court could be deemed by a federal agency to have no basis in law"
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Thu August 13, 2020
(The Root)
 
 
 
The Root investigates wet ass pussy
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Starz insists it doesn't have time to review facts
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Wed August 12, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump administration identifies most pressing issue of 2020, vows to act switfly in regards to the *checks notes*..."regulations to increase the waterflow through showerheads in American households". Seriously? Oh for farks sake
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Oh. My. Black. Goddess
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Seth Rogen explains why the MCU causes issues for film comedies: "Something that me and Evan talk about...is how Marvel movies are comedies. Thor: Ragnarok is a comedy. Ant-Man is a comedy at its core...That is the benchmark that people expect"
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Should colleges force students to turn their cameras on in online classes?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
To be fair, he's always been hostile to intelligence
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Tue August 11, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Behind on your rent? Guess I'll just have to remove all the windows and doors of your home
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In essence, the public version gives the impression that Pompeo moved quickly on an urgent issue, whereas the unredacted version shows a much longer timeframe of deliberation and action, undermining the argument that an emergency existed at all
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
California judge fires the first salvo against the gig economy. Orders Uber and Lyft to classify drivers as employees
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
US court issues summons for Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman over attempted Canadian hit squad, raising the fearsome specter of assassins attempting to dismember someone with a moose
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Well THAT's never a good sign: "California Public Health Director Sonia Angell abruptly resigned Sunday evening without explanation"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Shooting the messenger is not just for the school superintendent
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(Journal of Irreproducible Results)
 
 
 
In 1976 scientists pointed out that, as no one ever threw out their back issues of National Geographic, the accumulated weight would cause North America to collapse into the ocean. Do you still have decades worth of some magazine or another stored?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
In other news, Trump has an economic advisor
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Sat August 08, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
If your logo has fruit in it, prepare to get sued by Apple
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump aides and advisers: Is there a way he can just issue an executive order directing the postal service to not deliver certain ballots, or just stop local officials from counting them all?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Trump: "I'm the last person Russia wants to see in office"
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
County employee suspended for putting garage door opener in his vehicle
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Haotong Li not sure which surprises him more: leading the PGA Championship after two rounds or constantly being asked questions about President Trump
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to issue executive order acknowledging the existence of Obamacare
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Bleacher Nation)
 
 
 
St. Louis Cards are at it again
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(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
Oakley to re-issue its iconic OVERTHETOP sunglasses, because why should only people in the year 2000 walk around with a $2,000 bra on their face?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What's the major issue dividing Trumpworld? It might not be what you think
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(Newshub NZ)
 
 
 
The U.S. issues a travel advisory to New Zealand over its 23 active Covid cases
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump issues 45-day deadline banning TikTok unless it's sold to US company. If only there were an appropriate sound effect-based metaphor for this situation
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Denmark is proud to present this year's Sports Illustrated Rookie of the Year. Can I get an amen .... Amen
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(Politico)
 
 
 
For all his public hand-wringing and expressions of "concern" about Trump over the past year, Charles Koch is opening his wallet and launching a $5 million ad blitz against Biden anyway
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
The DOJ just issued indictments against a Chinese-owned casino operating in the Pacific US Territory of CNMI. Somehow, Trump, Erik Prince, Xi, and foreign money in US elections all find a nexus in this investigation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"New polls suggest Trump's position has stabilized" in much the same way as the Titanic's position "stablized" when it made contact with the sea floor
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley investor sparks privilege backlash after advertising for 'best teacher in Bay Area' to create micro-school of seven kids in his backyard and promising a salary that will 'beat whatever they are getting paid'
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
BC Appeal Court deems woman's requested job title to be too cool
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Stung by accusations by Democrats about their "investigations" of Biden, Senators Grassley and Johnson issues statements that "я не распространяю российскую дезинформацию" err..*shuffle their notes* "I am not spreading Russian disinformation"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A giant Hindu deity is appearing in Times Square today. Who could POSSIBLY have an issue with that?
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Restaurants hurting, oil fields shutting down, meat packing plants closed by the state, looks like I picked the wrong week to stop selling weed
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Tue August 04, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Months after the 'Central Park Karen' incident, dog owners and bird watchers still are having a hard time getting along
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
US Senator Tina Smith (D-Munchies) has submitted a bill to legalize recreational marijuana nationally. Supporters of the issue say they haven't been following politics since PlutoTV started 24 hour classic Doctor Who
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senate candidate John James (R-MI): "Back in my Army Ranger Captain days..." Fort Bragg: You might be a West Point graduate, but you're no Ranger
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
I for one welcome our potentially explosive robot criminal overlords (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Country star shares a pic of her wavy hair, probably
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Our Healer-in-Chief: "John Lewis didn't come to my inauguration"
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Heist Macaque steals bag of bread from supermarket, regrets nothing
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Mon August 03, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Elon Musk Says Tesla Will Build a "Normal" Truck If Cybertruck fails. Translation: Tesla will build a normal truck
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
So that set of wooden spoons you've been using in your kitchen for years...um, when was the last time you *really* washed them?
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1982, a sodomy arrest resulted in controversy, as the legal system took the concept in before finally discharging it out the back end in 2003
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Scrooge McFark tells the unemployed they don't deserve or need an extra $600 a week
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Football Scoop)
 
 
 
Wellp, there goes the 2020 PAC-12 season
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"If you don't put that mask on RIGHT NOW so help me, I'm going to turn this plane right around.: No Ok, HERE WE GO"
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
It's nah news, it's CNN
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The Rise and Fall of America: They Were Incredibly Rich But A Very Stupid People
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Early in the pandemic, Republicans laughed and crowed about how it was a blue state issue (or a hoax). Now that it's affecting their states strongly, their precious feelings are being hurt by people who remember what they said
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
MENTAL HEALTH THREAD. Are you struggling with pandemic-related mental health issues? Let's support each other while the world burns around us. Farkers gotta stick together. LGT the only thing keeping me going
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Add hearing issues to the pile of lasting after-effects of survival
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Thu July 30, 2020
(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
In a brief moment of sanity, Ohio's Pharmacy Board bans the use of hydroxychloroquine to treat COVID-19. Five hours later, it was withdrawn after the Governor complained
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So let's get down to the *real* issue raised by yesterday's Congressional hearing on Big Tech: Which billionaire tech CEO has the coolest room?
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Is Joe Biden ready for the hot potato UFO question? Let's join in with our tin-foil hats
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
John Lewis wrote this essay shortly before his death to be published on the day of his funeral. Here's a light in the darkness. Bring a box of tissues
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Facing a possible Trumpapocalypse election this fall, some Republicans are suddenly "remembering" they are against deficit spending
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Forget about gay frogs. The government is testing chemicals designed to disrupt human reproductive cycles on non-consenting people in the guise of 'crowd control'. Vote
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
A really good collection of cattoos
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Wed July 29, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jim Jordan, another out of touch conservative politician oversimplifying and misinterpreting complex issues to prove big tech is out to get conservatives, in the Breibart Tweet Zone
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
BoJo's plan to get us cycling again gets off to a rocky start as the website set up to issue free £50 bike repair vouchers crashes within a yoctosecond of going live
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(Tom's Guide)
 
 
 
The latest thing that crashes Windows 10? Opening and closing your laptop
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Somebody messed up a mundane detail at Etsy, causes merchants to be charged 100x their normal shipping fees. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
This EV concept has a very questionable name
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Looks like Courtney will be dealing with some daddy issues tonight on Stargirl at 8pm eastern on the CW
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Covid 19, Marlins 17. What a slugfest
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ballistic Beer is being recalled for living up to its name
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
'Florida neighborhood upset after funeral home brings in refrigerated truck to store COVID-19 corpses'
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Americans are driving older cars as workers stay home and the economy slows, according to some guy at Ric Romero Motors
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Yes HUD actually DID issue a "how to spot a transgender woman" memo to homeless shelters, and yes, it actually does read like a collection of "lessons learned" from one night out in the clubs for Ben Carson
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
When will we all just admit that our apps see and hear everything we do and we simply don't care?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump has lost the confidence of Boris Johnson
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
O? NO
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One of the pandemic's most pressing issues: where are you supposed to pee if all the public restrooms are closed?
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
So it turns out you might not destroy the ozone after all by eating that third hamburger
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Fri July 24, 2020
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Tsunami warning issued
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden is now up by 13 in Florida and has 20-point lead on "who do you trust to handle the Pandemic". Apparently there are a lot of single issue voters in FL, and that issue is "not dying from a plague like a medieval peasant"
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Maskless woman: "I command you in Jesus Christ's name to get off this aisle. You need to leave in Jesus Christ's mighty name. Get off this aisle. You are a demon. I rebuke you all and cast you into the lake of fire in Jesus Christ's mighty name"
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's claim that "President Donald Trump "is still yet to say anything as the president about bounties on American troops." is "Mostly False" because he publicly called BS on our own Intel agencies and THEN completely ignored the issue
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
If your watch will not sync to your computer and you cannot share the activity, did you actually run?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Acting DHS Secretary Chad Wolf's presence in office is in violation of the FVRA and his decisions are illegitimate because Trump never nominated anyone
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Women form progressive pro-nuclear group because they're tired of "nuclear bros" mansplaining how they're hyper-rational and everyone else is over-emotional on the issue
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Barr triumphantly proclaimed the FBI's "Operation Legend" resulted in 200 arrests. Later the FBI issued a correction: 1 arrest
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Wed July 22, 2020
(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Creeping towards socialism isn't really the problem. The real issue is the sprint towards an oligarchy
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Okay, which of you Farkers is writing headlines for The Root now?
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Mathematical models prove exactly how many hot dogs can be eaten. For eggs, it's 50, if you pour Newman's Own dressing on them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Satanic Temple to offer high school students "Devil's Advocate Scholarship." Who in the Bible Belt could POSSIBLY have an issue with this?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Issue safety guidelines for states reopening. Encourage states to ignore guidelines and reopen anyway. Blame the states for reopening too early when infections spike. Declare victory
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Appeals court block's Trump's apparatchik at the U.S. Agency for Global Media which runs Radio Free Europe and the VOA from staging a hostile takeover of the Open Technology fund a non-profit designed to create tech to fight internet censorship and what is this headline
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Couple finds out that kissing with their face masks on makes their fellow plane passengers 'want to throw up' rather than getting the normal plane sex in the seats (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You know who else is pissed off at those "little green men" in Portland wearing military-style fatigues? The guy who runs our ACTUAL military, who is concerned that people might mistake those fascist goons for actual soldiers
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
COVID-19 forces government to issue long-awaited formal recommendation regarding the use of glory holes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Like the wars they passionately support, the Republicans are all for it, but don't want to send their own kids to fight in it
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Bad news for anyone who ordered a hitman from rentahitman.com
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Winn-Dixie surrenders, didn't even have to travel to Appamatox
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Mon July 20, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci to throw out first pitch at Nationals season opener, probably a flattened curve
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(CNN)
 
 
 
12
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor will issue a full pardon, if convicted, for a couple who threateningly brandished a firearm at a group of peaceful BLM marchers
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
They believe they are 'rugged individualists.'
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
High speed internet has become a civil rights issue and a class issue
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wilbur Ross hospitalized for "minor" issues
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News spins the Wheel of Blame and determines Florida COVID cases being spread by... gangs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The White House has issued an order that the flag shall be flown at half-mast in honor of John Lewis. Difficulty: For 12 hours only
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Fri July 17, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Oh no: another celebrity comes out with another issues video. Ruh? Stop Doggie voter fraud. Head tilt: with Sarah Mclachlan
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Hey y'all, the $600 federal unemployment benefit isn't going to expire on July 31 after all. (◕‿◕) ...Because it's going kaput on July 26 ( ._.)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
IOC president Bach hits the right notes, composes statement confirming his re-election bid and warning against Olympic boycotts
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Apparently, Amazon doesn't ship 'certain' products in a plain brown wrapper. Hilarity ensues. (may not be sfw)
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
If you have a 'condition' causing panic and anxiety when wearing a mask, don't go into a liquor store to pick up some beer
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Military leaders: "We want you to ban the Confederate flag at Defense Department facilities." Defense Secretary Esper: "I KNEW you were gonna say that"
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(InStyle)
 
 
 
Fauci lands InStyle's September cover. "With All Due Modesty, I Think I'm Pretty Effective"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Almost 1/3 of all children tested in Florida are positive for Coronavirus
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
KY Judge, who may never have met a Kentuckian, or an actual human for that matter, strikes down the gov's restriction on daycare centers and gatherings, asserting that Kentuckians' "innate wisdom and common sense" was enough to keep them safe
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
Microsoft Outlook has a message for you, and you're not going to like it
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(The Score)
 
 
 
Cowboys offer Dak Prescott $33M-$35M per year with over $100M guaranteed. There goes that franchise for the foreseeable future
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4pm Eastern - it's the Fark News Livestream. We've hit the jackpot on weird news today. A man who says his head is a garden shed, an extraterritorial killing over raisin wine in 1970, and Alabama issues a mandatory mask order. Strange times indeed
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Washington Redskins change name to D.C. Redskins
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Far, far too late, the media seems to finally be learning. CNN, MSNBC cut away from Trump's "Rose Garden Ramble" as soon as it became clear he was trying to deliver a campaign speech instead of announce a new program
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Women order "Black Lives Matter" posters online. Guess what posters come in the mail
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(WNYT Albany)
 
 
 
To show they're taking the issue of police brutality seriously, the New York State Sheriffs Association propose making resisting arrest a felony offense
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Would you like to take back your statement calling those who won't wear a mask selfish bastards?" Gov. Jared Polis: "Nope"
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
'Bad gas at the Stillwater Kum & Go' is the name of my western romance novel
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What happened, South Dakota? You used to be cool
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