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Mon August 03, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Andrew Lloyd Webber gives strong thumbs down to Tom Hooper's "ridiculous" adaptation of Cats, both the original and anally unexpurgated versions
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Sat August 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch accidentally raised a son with a conscience
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
The Demon Child Conway is back online and it's better than ever
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
It's nah news, it's CNN
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Phillie Phanatic talks to himself about how weird it is being the only person in the stands at baseball ballgames right now
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hey, I know, Why don't we ask the White House's resident white supremacist what HE thought of our first black president's eulogy for a civil right icon, and then write a whole article about it?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A tobacco-based vaccine could start clinical trials in a few weeks. Which feels about right for this timeline - tobacco being what saves us
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Thu July 30, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Welcome to a historic event: the first Fark NBA thread where the number of comments will be greater than the number of fans at the game. Utah Jazz vs New Orleans Pelicans, 6:30pm ET, followed by LA Clippers vs LA Lakers, 9:00pm ET
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
General Flynn is generally headed back to court, then to general population
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump's mouth is writing checks the GOP doesn't want the poors to cash....again
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Treason Peepaw must be getting a cut of the bounties
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Editor of The Lancet is interviewed by the Washington Post and has no farks to give
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
It's been 10 years, and the president of the NCAA still doesn't understand how the FCS playoffs work
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Twitter summary of the most batshiat stuff Barr said yesterday, unrolled for her pleasure
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ferrari chairman John Elkann says the team won't be competitive in F1 before 2022 and that they have "total trust" in team principal Mattia Binotto in the same interview. Yeah, Binotto, your boss just told you to update your resume
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Jonathan Swan interviews Trump. It does not go well for Trump. Not that he'd know it
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Guns and Roses hope that their 2021 American tour will satisfy your concert SHA NA NA NA NA NA NA NEEDS NEEDS
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Health.com)
 
 
 
Doctors upset about study calling online bikini photos "blatantly unprofessional" respond by posting bikini photos online. #Medbikini
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump will accept GOP nomination in NC because it's a big deal with lots of delegates and stuff. Important huge stuff, stuff like no one has ever seen, really have you seen the huge stuff they have in NC, Obama never accepted a GOP nomination in NC
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A top Chinese CDC official was injected with an experimental vaccine. No word if he'll end up as Red Dragon or The Omega Man
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Mon July 27, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Waaaaahner Bros
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House trade adviser Peter Navarro:"I think we are all tired of this politicization of the China virus"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump complains that the media including Fox won't tell the truth about Portland. They just show the bad parts with all the beatings of the moms and the vets, never the good parts of the beatings of the black people
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran says his addictive personality made him binge food until he was sick, lives in constant fear of people stealing his Lucky Charms
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Biz Markie hospitalized for complications with Type 2 diabetes. He truly needs a friend now
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
That hot Portland protester who got naked says she's naked all the time and wombat disco billfold because you're no longer reading this headline (possibly NSFW due to buttocks)
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz says wait staff don't deserve $600 unemployment checks
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
As the Watter's world turns
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
When will we all just admit that our apps see and hear everything we do and we simply don't care?
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Iron cross Mike says you're all a bunch of cowards
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Come to find out what was found in the basement but stay for the constantly changing storylines
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Sat July 25, 2020
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
"Moore also encouraged Joe Biden to act as if he is currently the president like a 'shadow government' and start holding a 'Morning Meeting' and have fireside-type chats with Americans"
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Fifty-four years ago today, Ted Williams was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame. He used his speech to advocate for Negro League greats Josh Gibson and Satchel Paige to be inducted as well
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump might be... learning?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Asshats have made "serious threats" against Dr. Fauci, his wife and daughters because they're askeered of science
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Fri July 24, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Because there are only so many hours in a day, this article had to be confined to just 32 unhinged and incoherent things Dumpy said to Lumpy during last night's interview
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Are we all just going to ignore the pants-on-head weirdness of Trump being interviewed by the founder of Barstool Sports?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
CannaSexual: Not just a 70s thing. "I came so hard, like repeatedly, and afterward I just hugged [my boyfriend] and cuddled up in his arms and just felt full-on blissed-out all over my body"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Conservatives find a new line of attack against a 79-year old man who has advised six presidents as the nation's foremost infectous disease specialist: He doesn't throw a baseball very well
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's claim that "President Donald Trump "is still yet to say anything as the president about bounties on American troops." is "Mostly False" because he publicly called BS on our own Intel agencies and THEN completely ignored the issue
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Remember that absurd "Plandemic" video? Sinclair Media, owner of 294 local tv stations sure does
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Now nominated for her own ambassadorship, Mike Pompeo's Executive Secretary throws her former boss completely under the bus in the whole Guiliani and the Ukranian Gangsters farce that lead to Amb. Yovanovitch's firing and Trump's impeachment
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(Politico)
 
 
 
And deep in his lair, the Undying One's phylactery hums with power as it sense an attack on its master's spawn, and roused, he opens one eye and begins to wake from his deathless sleep
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Try to pay a FL alley hooker $5 for sex? Yep, that's a beating & she'll take your $5
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In what would have been thrilling news in 1995, Mike Tyson and Roy Jones Junior are set to fight September 12
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Barbara Walters interviews Donald Trump in 1990. Donald: The press is unfair to me. Barbara: I talked to your bankers. You're on the verge of bankruptcy
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Wed July 22, 2020
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
"it would be a cold day in hell before I would consent to an unilateral, uninvited intervention in one of my cities" says noted liberal Tom Ridge
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hannity apologizes for wrong thing
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Former GOP congressman: Trump considering injecting disinfectant into Covid patients is just the outside the box thinking that leads to major scientific breakthroughs. Also same guy, can you define disinfectant please?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
SF Giants manager says 'nothing more patriotic than peaceful protests' regarding kneeling players
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CEO rants that hell is coming, CNBC plays rant, market drops. CEO makes 2 billion dollars, blames CNBC for playing rant
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi dubs Coronavirus The Trump Virus
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
In his first interview since entering rehab after being found drunk in a hotel room with a male prostitute who had OD'ed on meth. Andrew Gillum opens up about his fight with alcoholism and depression. Still would have been a better gov than Desantis
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Some mutant turtles prefer Aloo Naan
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tom Cotton (R-CSA) comes out strongly in support of BLM, ANTIFA
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Adobe and IBM team up on the most crashing-est, data-stealing-est, resource-hogging-est, proprietary-formatting-est marketing software EVAR for the banking industry. In other words, their clients love it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The 55 most shocking lines from Chris Wallace's interview with Donald Trump". You'd think by now that they'd just save time and list the lines that aren't shocking
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Mon July 20, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci to throw out first pitch at Nationals season opener, probably a flattened curve
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor will issue a full pardon, if convicted, for a couple who threateningly brandished a firearm at a group of peaceful BLM marchers
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(Legacy.com)
 
 
 
RIP the amazing Emitt Rhodes. He's found his Rainbow Ends
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump might have been interviewed outside, but could he drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
NBC's Savannah Guthrie undergoing surgery after being hit by train
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump's interview with Chris Wallace can be classified as a disaster
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cracking up. "The Democrats are purposely keeping their schools closed, keeping their states closed. I called Michigan. I want to have a big rally in Michigan. Do you know we're not allowed to have a rally in Michigan?"
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
Cool things subby found on the internet for you silly Farkers. Come for the Medieval Jolene, stay to find out where all those AOL CDs ended up
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Looks like I'M ERIC didn't catch daddy's interview on Fox this morning
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump to Chris Wallace: "Let Biden sit through an interview like this, he'll be on the ground crying for mommy. He'll say mommy, mommy, please take me home"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you were wondering how long it would take convicted felon Roger Stone to call a black radio host a racial slur, wonder no longer
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(Variety)
 
 
 
LA's famed Satellite Club knocked out of orbit
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
...that explains the mustache
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Helen Hunt, Holly Hunter, and Jodie Foster are three different people, which is no surprise to those who have fantasized about two of them
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Get ready to be drained by this wide-ranging interview with energy vampire and Saul Goodman associate Colin Robinson
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Fri July 17, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Alexa invites a mystery guest to "A Moment of Bliss", Bray takes everyone to the Firefly Fun House, Can the King of Bros beat A.J. for the I.C. title & will The New Day get revenge for last week? It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Mr. Chi Pig, artist, heroin connoisseur, and frontman to the legendary Canadian punk band SNFU dies at 57
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Rebel Wilson wants to kick your ass
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
It looks like The Donald may have finally lost The Zuck, who is now firmly Team Fauci
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Give 'em hell, Fauci. I don't give 'em hell, I just tell 'em the truth, they just think it's hell
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Thu July 16, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
*おならのノイズ*
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Florida state Rep. Anthony Sabatini (R) said his state is doing "just fine." He's also the guy who's filed "several" lawsuits against mask mandates. Florida Politician - the newest sub-species of Florida Man
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(The Telegraph_US)
 
 
 
"I thought if I hoarded all the good names that would keep someone else who might be a pain in the neck from getting them"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New poll confirms 30% of America is in a maskless cult bubble
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Magaluf closes bars "for the rest of the year" because Britons don't know how to party safely
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci's wife Christine Grady has had just about ENOUGH of these attacks on her husband, and, as head of Department of Bioethics at the NIH, if ANYBODY has access to an evil clone army or mutant super-serum, it's her
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Now that it has leaked that Mark Meadows has put out numerous fake stories in order to figure out who the leaker is, we can't tell the real lies from the fake lies
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Wed July 15, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
No. No, it doesn't
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Roger Stone: If you are against me, you are a satanic atheist
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump's doc says Fark masks. He is also running for Congress on the Republican ticket
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Conservative Pastor Rick Scarborough: For the ACLU to win, the Liberals want to destroy 'good men' such as Roy 'bring me an underage girl' Moore
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
CBS fires the Cannon
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Kansas Congressman charged with three felony counts relating to election fraud
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
A long list of hilariously unrealistic expectations included in job postings. What's the worst one you've ever seen?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CDC says we can get COVID threat under control in 1-2 months if everyone wears a mask
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Reporter throws Trump a softball asking his thoughts on why Black Americans are "still dying at the hands of law enforcement in this country." Since you are reading this here ... well, you know the drill
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brazilian President Bolsonaro called his isolation from the coronavirus "horrible" and was shortly afterwards bitten by an emu
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Mon July 13, 2020
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Back to a "new" Paul's Memory Bank tonight (8PM EDT). A Triple Play of Our Miss Brooks, My Favorite Husband and starting a new 15 part Superman episode, and a Fred Allen interview of Jerry Siegel
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
New study suggests herd immunity, much like your upcoming date with Morgan Fairchild, is not possible
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House talking points on Dr. Fauci include...WTF Ben Garrison cartoon?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
IBM job ad calls for 12 years' experience with software that's only six years old
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Herald Mail Media)
 
 
 
Well, he got the "playing cop" part right
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Sat July 11, 2020
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Over 90 percent of coronavirus samples from Arizona have a mutation that makes it more infectious. But it's a dry mutation
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(The News International)
 
 
 
The Russo Brothers reaction to Anthony Mackie calling Marvel films 'whitewashed'? Yeah....he's right
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(NPR)
 
 
 
28 out of 30 major league baseball teams have had a positive COVID-19 test. Jobu unavailable for comment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Suuuuuuuuuuure you did, Donnie. Yep, that's perfectly believable. Uh huh, you betcha. No, I'm not being sarcastic at all, there's just something in my eyes from all the rolling they've been doing
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
President Trump said that he will be signing an executive order in the next few weeks which will include a "road to citizenship" for Dreamers
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(The Middletown Press)
 
 
 
Old & busted when renting a car: New car smell. New hotness: Lysol smell
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Bloomberg Law)
 
 
 
"Well, your job interview went great and your resume looks good. Oh, by the way, you'll need to quarantine now"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Trump administration is now reducing the number of green cards printed to screw over minorities
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Lou Dobbs believes the Deep State has gotten to the republican members of the Supreme Court
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Barr: "Have we considered giving the cops *more* money?"
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Thu July 09, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Short answer: No. Long answer: Nooooooooooooooooooooo
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Here's a primer on how to to handle racist jerks in public, from the server who dismantled the vile Silicon Valley CEO in her restaurant
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo now says it will donate that $400mil it somehow, totally accidentally received from the PPP to small businesses. Interest rates can be negotiated at a later date
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood wishes it could abort Kanye West
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Wed July 08, 2020
(BGR)
 
 
 
There will be no additional stimulus check
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stanford cuts 11 sports programs citing a $70M loss over the next three years despite having $27 billion in endowments
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump plans to have statues at his future rallies. No word on which dictators will be represented
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Kanye: "I'm TOTALLY cool with taking away votes from Biden and helping Trump win"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kanye says he opposes a COVID-19 vaccine because of course he does
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump finally addresses the Russian bounty program in new interview
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
I've got COVID. Film at eleven
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Uber's CEO is 'very confident' the company will become profitable next year, the virus will just vanish in a puff of unicorn smoke, and the Browns will win the Superb Owl
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Another blown call from Joe West
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Charlize Theron on the recasting of Furiosa for the Fury Road prequel: "Mediocre"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Home Depot Harriet charged with battery after getting into physical fight over wearing a mask
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Do you REALLY want Tom Hanks disrespecting you?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
To have a nationwide mandatory mask order in the United States would require the admission that the Trump administration was wrong about something. Therefore it won't happen
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK government uses photo of a happy baker returning to work as lockdown lifts.... using a photo from an old tourism campaign... of a baker who sold "F*ck Boris" bread during the last election
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Prince Andrew sought Washington lobbyist with ties to the Trump administration to help with Epstein case. Even the Trumper lobbyist was smart enough not to touch this with a ten-foot pole
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham pivots
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Dalai Lama himself marks his 85th birthday by dropping his first album
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ding ding di ding ding, ding ding di din
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You don't say
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Prince's sound engineer discusses how she saved the artist's music from Universal's warehouse fire and curated the digital catalogue we're all enjoying now. Alright, who wants pancakes?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man on way home from TV interview about police racism has his car window smashed in by - you guessed it - the police
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Peter Navarro is an idiot
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Fri July 03, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
America Surrenders
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Anybody could have done a better job
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Sheamus raises a glass to Jeff Hardy but will he get off the wagon to enjoy it? How many times will Riddle say "Bro" during his interview with Michael Cole & it looks like Drew Gulak earned a shot at A.J.'s IC title. It all starts at 8 PM ET on Fox
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Thu July 02, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
It would take a Canadian interviewer to trigger John Bolton (watch to the end)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump struggled yet again to answer what he would do in a second term. Even the guy who yelled "San Dimas High School football rules" was more prepared than the president
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Wed July 01, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
'All ye out, come in free', or 'Olly, Olly Covid-19'? Either way the UN calls for a time out
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump: My last four years as president have given me critical, hands-on experience that Joe Biden does not have. 61 percent of Americans: Oh, wait. You're serious. Let me laugh louder
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police just found out about the two gun wielding lawyers and promise to investigate. One of these days
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
BBC News: Your home for interviews with parents of kids in yellow jumpers
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Just when you thought the St. Louis lawyer brandishing a gun like a Hollywood extra and threatening innocent Black people couldn't look like more of an ignorant asshole, here's his interview with Chris Cuomo. "TERRORISTS WERE ATTACKING ME"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
America is moving further and further from reality as we go from Tea Party Republicans to Qanon Republicans who get their truth from the kids at 4chan
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
A visibly terrified Tucker Carlson says Republicans are failing voters by offering "partisan junk food" like the Strzok texts and Benghazi
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump's worst is always what's next
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Even Fox and Friends is telling Donnie to wear a mask
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump's "white Power" tweet stayed up so long because, even though it set off a "five alarm fire" with senior White House aides, the President had gone golfing and "put his phone down" so they couldn't reach him to get him to agree to delete it
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel humbled by the NFL, life in general
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Mon June 29, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci bluntly explains why we can't have nice things in the United States
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Sammy Hagar: "Yeah, about me touring during the pandemic"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House admits Trump's supporters are white supremacists
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Sun June 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
I hope Pence's prayers are up to date
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
That's not how you play Pokemon Go, this is how you play Pokemon Go
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Doctor dedicates his life to making the world a more beautiful place - one a**hole at a time. Maybe he should head to Washington, D.C
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Let's take a peek at the TOS for having an account on Parler, shall we? Oh, here's a good one: "user shall agree to pay Parler's legal bills if it gets sued over their posts"
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Fri June 26, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Head of Church of England: Maybe we should reconsider that whole "white Jesus" thing
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Americans will just have to live with massive coronavirus surge, the ones that live I mean" says Larry Kudlow, noted White House expert epidemiologist
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Known bastion of liberalism The Wall Street Journal hits Donnie with both barrels: "President Trump may soon need a new nickname for 'Sleepy Joe' Biden. How does President-elect sound?"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's really a bit surprising it's taken this long to do it
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(AP News)
 
 
 
New Orleans' 'Mr. Mardi Gras' lets the good times roll
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jersey to Trump: Sorry, we're closed
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't worry, he was only pretending
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden just lost the anti-mask vote, not that those still alive were going to vote for him anyway
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(Slate)
 
 
 
White House spokesman on Covid: "You'll get over it." Well, some of us, anyhow
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Every accusation is an admission continues. "Here's a guy that doesn't talk. Nobody hears him. When he talks, he can't put two sentences together. I don't want to be nice or un-nice, OK? But I mean, the man can't speak"
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo to Republican Governors: Denial isn't just a river in Egypt and it shouldn't be a life strategy either
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
You've read the excerpts, you've seen the interviews, now you can experience this year's political blockbuster as you've never HEARD it before: set to music. Audible presents Michael Bolton sings John Bolton's "The Room Where It Happened"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Wray revealed there had been a 1,300 percent increase in espionage investigations into the Chinese region in the past decade and said the party was actively spying on Fortune 100 countries and trying to influence US politics" China don't play nice
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban endorsed Joe Biden for President. Fark: While on Sean Hannity's Fox News show
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
ESPN continues filling sports void with new documentary looking back at ESPN's ridiculous, much-maligned decision 10 years ago to give LeBron James a full hour in primetime for "The Decision" and to hype it to utter exhaustion
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
John Bolton slammed as "naive" by Stephen Colbert during what he assumed would be a softball Late Show interview
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Why would I, a guy who's been accused of being a racist on numerous occasions, be racist to Winona Ryder? I was just being flirtatious - and calling ladies "oven dodgers" is one of my signature moves. It's called negging, ever heard of it?
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Remember when accusing a president of treason was a big deal
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Sammy Hagar volunteers to die if it will help the economy
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(Taiwan News)
 
 
 
China's Three Gorges Dam close to becoming One Huge-Ass Gorge Non-Dam
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this before: Trump shoots his mouth off during an interview and says something REALLY stupid, that pisses off a core constituency and now aides and allies are scrambling to do damage control on the political fallout
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thanks for telling us how racist you all are. Here's your lifetime bans
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Mon June 22, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google's ad revenue catches the virus, will drop for the first time
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Hold out all you people who have been living off the measly $1,200 the US government gave you way back when, a second coronavirus stimulus payment could be approved by Congress by August 8. Maybe it will last you until the second wave passes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Bolton was a classic case of a senior White House official drunk on power, who had forgotten that nobody elected him to anything," says woman who was drunk on power and was never elected to anything
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Share a few yuks & whimsy at this interview with Werner Herzog. He's enjoying this pandemic house-arrest via watching trash TV - just like the rest of us
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Slack or Microsoft? IDK; TTY, K?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
And the White house MVP of the year, to the surprise of no one, is Jared Kushner
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How does John Bolton hope history remembers his former boss? "As a one-term president"
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Let's start with these so-called top 10 cheesiest dad jokes EVER for Father's Day and have you add some to see how lame you can get
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Interviewer to Trump rally goer: What would make you lose support for President Trump? Rally goer: Committing adultery on his beautiful, classy wife. Interviewer: He committed adultery with Stormy Daniels. Rally goer: Pobody's nerfect
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
White professor demands Vietnamese student "Anglicize" her name so he doesn't have to say it. College administration ensures that he won't be saying it
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
So, just how bad of a candidate do you have to be if your own campaign manager doesn't even vote for you? Let's ask Donald Trump
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
We're at the point now where a sitting president who has a terrible track record in winning lawsuits is going to rely on winning lawsuits to get re-elected
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Trump: If the Democrats win, there will be a recession and riots. So, no change, then?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
George Floyd video longer than Trump's attention span
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
No, but if he wants to take it that way, it's fine by me
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Thu June 18, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not content with just getting covid at the agent orange rally saturday, Trump supporters started infecting each other yesterday in Tulsa
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Example #1542 showing that "Nobody knew" translates to "Everybody but Trump knew"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Airlines which are clearly part of the Liberal Deep State are not allowing MAGA activists to fly in order to protect Antifa, the Rand Corporation, reverse vampires, Obama, Hillary, Mel Torme, Dwezil Zappa, Spongebob, the Trilateral Commission & Bob
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump interviews Trump and the world implodes from stupidity tonight at 8
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(NPR)
 
 
 
45 min interview with Michael Osterholm, the Covid expert from Minnesota, is not completely depressing. Except maybe the part that he gets death threats and called a member of the deep state
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
The SEC has put bankrupt Hertz' stock back into 'park'
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Media: Dr. Fauci, will you be attending Trump's Tulsa rally? Dr. Fauci: Er, uh, I mean, well coronavirus, and, uh, um... *smokebomb*
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(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
Look, it's the annual "new way to pack you in tighter into an airplane" story
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Netflix' CEO is donating $120mil to historically Black institutions, still won't commit to streaming "Julia"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci: It's probably not a good idea to play into fall this year. MLB: Oh, don't you worry, we're on it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pastor deeply sorry for saying out loud what he really believes. Bonus: at panel discussion about BLM, George Floyd, and racial injustice
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Here's an update for Outlander's sixth season
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Tue June 16, 2020
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Governor Murphy, while we are here at the Jersey Shore, is there a boardwalk delicacy I can't miss? Crickets ... Long pause ... Audible inhale... Ummm .... Chris Christie: Hold my Kohr's frozen custard
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trashcan Lannister opens medical wing of deep state conspiracy
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Trump says that if he allows the election to proceed in November, and if GOP suppression efforts fail to limit minority votes, and if his efforts to rig other votes in his favor fail, he'll leave office peacefully
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Ben Carson says he's trying to get Trump to back down on his hostility towards kneeling athletes and he's confident "He'll get there eventually"; probably right after Trump's much-anticipated "Pivot to the Center" in the last month of his presidency
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember that guy who disarmed the protestor who had stolen a police rifle? Here's an interview with him
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Yet another Republican says that he simply doesn't believe in systemic racism, because Obama was elected twice. Personally, I don't believe in systemic gravity, because I've seen Michael Jordan jump from the foul line and dunk a basketball
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Pop quiz: the Chinese activists who re-uploaded a magazine article have been jailed because of [a] copyright infraction [b] 'reasons' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart called Trump a malevolent Mr. Magoo. He does occasionally get helped by Ivanka. The blonde leading the blind
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Michael "Weiner" aka Savage to interview President Dumbass aka Moron aka Halfwit
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
How we use the internet today was predicted back in 1999 by none other than David Bowie
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
How we use the internet today was predicted back in 1999 by none other than David Bowie
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
White House demands apology from Brian Stelter for being mean to a woman. Hillary Clinton seen looking up the definition of "irony"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump complains that his critics are trying to "Covid shame" him over holding a rally in Tulsa this weekend, which A) isn't actually a thing, but B) probably totally should be
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Obvious: Emails released in response to a FOIA request show that the CDC blacklisted a news outlet and refused to provide interviews to them after Trump criticized the outlet. What the screaming fark?: Voice of America
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(Time)
 
 
 
Sweden's PM rejects criticism of his strategy to deal with Covid-19 claiming, despite a death rate that 10x higher than his neighbors "it's too early to draw conclusions about the success of our strategy," adding "hern-de hern-de bork bork bork"
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"Can be." Notice they did NOT say "is"
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Just a guess, but Ben Carson's remarkable survival in the Trump administration is most likely due to him sleeping 99.9% of the time, and hiding under an invisibility cloak during his infrequent waking minutes
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Man with no discernible talents complains about overpaying the peons
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
It's the new video for "The Spirit of Radio" - a must for old school Canadian radio nerds
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why mentally ill Q'Anon weirdos are becoming Republican candidates. Hint: they've caught the moronavirus from Donnie. There ain't no vaccine for that - and there will never be a vaccine for stupid. Congrats for being so damn dumb
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Fri June 12, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dylan has shaaasbahlah new alllllBUM out. keeeeetogyymy does an interVIEWWWW scrummbledumtyyyheboo
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Ravens coach John Harbaugh has problems with the NFL's reopening plan particularly the everybody six feet apart football huddle
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP representative heard on recording blaming immigrants for COVID outbreak. When confronted, he promised it wouldn't happen again. Fark: because that meeting isn't supposed to be recorded
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
60 years ago this week, the absolutely WORST DECISION IN MUSIC HISTORY was made by an obscure drummer named Tommy Moore
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Remember how their co-worker said that Chauvin and Floyd butted heads? Well, about that
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Anna Kendrick had about as much fun filming Twilight as audiences did watching it
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Wed June 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bernie might have actually meant the endorsement this time
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Georgia denies that e-voting machines are faulty, says it's a simple matter of no one including poll workers knowing how to use them
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Biden proves his Law & Order plan is 100% Briscoe and Green as opposed to Trump's Greevey and Logan
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
First it was the press, then it was his former administration officials, but now the *Military* has joined the deep state
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
That's why you're backing up Drew Brees, right Jameis Winston?
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Angel Hernandez in hot water over call he didn't miss
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Mon June 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kayleigh McEnany: No Regerts
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Back in February 2020, PBS interviewed a guy who wrote a book about a debate that took place before the Voting Rights Act passed in 1965. You'd think they would be debating some archaic concept now lost to time. You'd think, "how quaint." You'd think
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rick Scott: "China is deliberately trying to sabotage efforts to make COVID vaccine." China: "Prove it. There's no need to be shy." Rick Scott: "Errrrr, ummmm, errrrr"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
...to be written by Stephen Miller
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(DW)
 
 
 
Lufthansa promises not to do another "no backsies" if you fly this summer
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Sun June 07, 2020
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Black firefighter, on duty and in uniform, is accosted by cops with weapons drawn
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In other news, water is wet
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It turns out billion-year-old water tastes terrible, but not as bad as Dasani
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump's former Chief of Staff John Kelly says Trump has lost his memory and his mind
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon trades cloud for Slack employees
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Grassley blocks Trump judicial nominees over IG firings. Grassley to reverse course and genuflect to Dear Leader in 3...2...1
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani later admitted he farked up by cursing on live TV, but clarified that he was being sarcastic and that Piers Morgan is, in fairness, still a complete knob
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Get ready for the Fed to go completely plaid in September
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Dear FBI can you look into Pence's COS Marc Short for being a member of pandemic task force while holding stocks related to pandemic response Thanks Citizens for Ethics and Responsibility in Washington
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
FSU football just went on strike after their coach lied about reaching out to players about George Floyd
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan calls Rudy 91ul1ni "unhinged" live on the air over his opinion on the George Floyd protests
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(Bravewords)
 
 
 
Ratt's 1984 hit "Round and Round" enters the Billboard Top 20 in 2020 due to a certain insurance selling lizard
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers responds to Drew Brees: "It has never been about an anthem or a flag". Touchdown
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Subby thinks he handled that interviewer well...what do you guys think?
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Now that the King has been dethroned, Iowa democrats' next challenge will be to De-Feenstra-te the state as well
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(Here's Johnny)
 
 
 
Jack Nicholson once spent three months naked in order to prepare for a new role, freaking out most of his cast-mates in "The Departed"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mediocre white head coach on league that needs a rule to force teams to interview minority candidates: "I don't see racism at all in the NFL, I don't see discrimination in the NFL"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Secretary of Defense: "I had no idea we were going to the church. I thought Trump was just taking me to the bathroom"
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Add another absurd arrest to the pile
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Zuckerbot cannot process inferior human concept. ERROR:ID 10T; ABORT, RETRY, FAIL?∎
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lenny Dykstra says the Mets conspired to be 108 snitches against him
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Mon June 01, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
. . . and many brows were furrowed
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump's bored and thinks this Covid thing is pretty much over
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't want to dip Tom Jones in a bucket of cold water and spin him around your head by his ankles?
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Sat May 30, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember the Mueller investigation? Pepperidge Farms remembers ... and so do CNN and BuzzFeed News, who successfully sued for more access to witness interviews
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Fri May 29, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Playing for the Chargers adequately prepared Melvin Gordon for playing games in front of empty stadiums
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Because the internet is a savage place and privacy no longer exists in the digital age, we now know that Derek Chauvin's wife once wrote a bad check
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Please enjoy this collection of nature's nightmare fuel (warning: icky and creepy photos)
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(TheMix.net)
 
 
 
Set it up now: Jon Jones vs. Dana White for control of the UFC
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Booze stocks are straight up on the rocks this year
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Who Framed Roger Rabbit: An Oral History (no interview with Jessica Rabbit included, ya pervs)
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(The Shovel (Australia))
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg--dead at 36--says social media sites should not fact check posts
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"I'm so drunk right now. I really shouldn't be flying this plane. We didn't punt on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock punted on us. Anyway, go out and win that football game or whatever"
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Leprechaun whisperer talks to the little Irish fairies, says they 'don't have a problem' with the coronavirus lockdown and the pot of gold is still there at the end of the rainbow
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(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
Cowboys for Trump clarifies his misleading "dead Democrats" statement: Firing squad or noose
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
This will probably not shock you, but the head of UFC is an asshole. At least he knows how to take advice from smarter people
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
These two guys predicted 'The Crisis of 2020' in 1991. They also coined the term "millennial." One has passed, but the other has some 'splainin' to do
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"The White House Office of Digital Strategy" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Wed May 27, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Can't have a second wave if the first wave never ends
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Tue May 26, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Miami Dolphins owner says fans will definitely be in stadiums for the NFL season, somehow forgetting he owns the Dolphins
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, you got your hydroxychloroquine in my veterans
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So, payback for Grown UPS 2?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How do you sell a $15 million penthouse in the middle of the pandemic? Here's today's Slatesplanation, featuring an interview with a real estate agent who refers to himself as the "Danielle Steele of real estate"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"The pass interference rule was a complete failure. Oh well"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't want to dress up like a Daft Punk roadie to see a concert?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
WHO stops trial using hydrochloroquinine for COVID patients. Who? WHO. No, who? WHO. Stop saying that
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pompeo criticizes Five Eyes, buggers and fries US-Austalian relations
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
While Trump throws a fit if he doesn't want to answer a question, Jacinda Ardern doesn't sweat an earthquake in the middle of an interview. But tell me again how men are more emotionally stable
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Sun May 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
University of Michigan president says if students aren't back on campus in the fall, there will be no football
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Well, let's check in to see how well Roger Stone is handling things and...oh, my
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci is back in the horse race
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
For once a right wing loony doesn't want thoughts and prayers (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Little Things)
 
 
 
Tonight 15 men will try to impregnate a 41 year old woman. Surprisingly airing on Fox and not Pornhub
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Actor Jeremy Renner is a portobello mushroom, you're argument is invalid
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Being fools and telling fart jokes." The Beastie Boys get interviewed, let their beat drop
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Meet the man who drinks 25 cups of coffee per day. (He also has 26 shots of vodak so it kind of evens out)
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Wed May 20, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out, like his boss, Pompeo doesn't like interviews from investigators
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Stacey Abrams is the Democrats' Sarah Palin," claims republican columnist who sounds afraid
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How to Give a President an Aneurysm: Lesson One
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Tue May 19, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
2-year-old boy that was abducted is found safe and unharmed. Fark:: 32-years later
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
[Bugle: horse race first call sound] Place your bets. Belmont Stakes to be run on June 20th as the first leg of the Triple Crown
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pompeo to IG: Let's see, I could be interviewed by you or I could get you fired. Let me get back to you on that
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Roger Waters and David Gilmour of Pink Floyd still get along great, just like they always did, except for that time when Gilmour showed Waters the dark side of his moon
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
President Morbidly Obese calls his successor a waste of time. Just because she'll be alive to take my job doesn't mean she knows what's she's doing
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Kristen Bell shows some skin
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In interviews with 74 former Biden staffers, none reported being sexually harassed, or hearing rumors that someone was. Coworkers say Tara Reade sucked at her job, and no one can find a location matching where the assault supposedly took place
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
Fark and Schnitt podcast drop day is moving to Wednesday folks, new one coming tomorrow. Last episode we interviewed Brooke Binkowski from Truth or Fiction about Plandemic and Jacob Wohl
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Eric Trump pulls ahead in the horse race determining the worst Trump of them all. And after his dad told him he wouldn't win anything
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump to governors: "If you don't agree with me on reopening, I will send in the feds"
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Director of Humpday dies leaving camels everywhere inconsolable
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
James Dyson couldn't get enough outside interest, ended up blowing £500 million of his own money on a cancelled electric SUV. It had a 600 mile range thanks to new solid state battery technology. That sucks
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump, who has had six bankruptcies and flushed the best economy since the end of WWII down the toilet, has the gall to call Obama incompetent: "He was an incompetent president. That's all I can say. Grossly incompetent"
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Sun May 17, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese ambassador to Israel dies in his sleep from natural causes. Fark: at 57-years-old
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
OK Zoomers
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bank of England considers using negative interest rates and buying riskier assets to save its economy because after witnessing the firepower of the fully armed and operational Boris Johnson, why not go all in with every desperate measure imaginable
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
GOP is still full steam ahead for August National Convention in Charlotte, details such as carpeting color and what flavor Kool-Aid to serve are still TBD
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Sat May 16, 2020
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
From "Where's my TV Guide?" to "SERENITY NOW" to "I've gotta lotta problems with you people," TBS is airing a marathon of Jerry Stiller's greatest moments on Seinfeld in honor of the comedian's passing. The hilarity begins at 4 PM ET on TBS
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Ellen Degeneres is about to show the world how mean she really can be if she hears another mean story about how mean she really is
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Courteous but stupid, would not play again
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sharon Osbourne goes off the rails on the fatshaming train
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(PBS)
 
 
 
PBS interviewed 74 former Biden staffers. In a row?
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Sean Payton says Envelopegate unlikely to produce a bounty of results, which may leave some football scandal fans deflated
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Welp, looks like Jordan might start shooting at Israel if the West Bank gets annexed
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas reports single-day coronavirus death high two weeks after reopening. I mean, it's not like anyone could've predicted this
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Matt Damon is trapped in Ireland quarantine and he's bloody luvin' it. Maaaatt Ooo'Daaaammmmmonnn
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Just wait until Eric Dickerson sees the pink, frilly alternates
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
So, what are the odds that your next Amazon package will be covered in coronavirus?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump's interview with Maria Bartiromo was a giant smokebomb of stupidity
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
The next Mad Max film won't have Mad Max
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