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Fri July 10, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Outbreak tracking? Not for you poors
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Robots may be used to save grocery store salad bars, search for Sarah Connor
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(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How the American Worker Got Fleeced: minimal-to-no benefits, stagnant wages, whittled labor protections
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this news. WeWork was a cult and a scam long before the IPO crashed and burned. Who could have guessed that?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Boeing hints in financial documents at the end of 747 production in two years
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Americans used go to malls to shop. Soon they'll live there as they shop from home
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dog groomer thinks animal abuse is cute, transforms her poodles into crazy multicoloured creations with non-toxic vegan dye
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
VW abandons Turkey factory plan, remembering they are a car manufacturer not a poultry processor
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
$3.4 Million Lamborghini hole in the water
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If you were wondering why there were all those squeals of horror from Silicon Valley, Apple is going to start forcing apps to ask users for permission before allowing those apps to turn on user tracking
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Let's check out the results of the latest nationwide poll, shall we?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Petite foodie blogger is Subby's kind of girl, she tackles a mammoth 4,000 calorie fish and chip feast in just 30 minutes - and still has room for a pint
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Grieving pet owner filled with happiness after she sees beloved dog's face in the clouds on her way to doggo heaven
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Sat June 20, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
School gives students homework assignment on how to plan their own funeral. Was that wrong ... was it too ghoulish?
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not much Luckin this brew - you know things are dark when even the independent auditors say "fark it" and walk away
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
NYC City Council seeks to oust a statue of President Thomas Jefferson from city hall because he was a man of his times. Meanwhile, just a few miles north, Trump Tower remains
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Wed June 17, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Oh my God. I feel like I shouldn't be on the telly right now. It feels so nice" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: Due to the coronavirus we can only have ten people to Mum's funeral. My eldest sister wants to invite Mum's five siblings, and the other insists on bringing her husband. Are my three kids SOL? Dear LW: Yep; point them to the livestream
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Shady rideshare Uber hookup with shady food delivery Grubhub scotched after going Dutch with Just Eat Takeaway for a stock swap worth $7.3 billion
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tofu goes mainstream as the coronavirus keeps finding new ways to destroy humanity's frail existence
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Shipping pigs to China in 747s - this is not a euphemism
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The party's winding down in Amsterdam
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The global glut in diamonds is so enormous it has brokers crying in debeers
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple to announce at WWDC it's building it's own chips again, the re-hire of Gil Amelio this fall
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Demand for puppers is surging in London, but many breeders are afraid these new owners will end up as faithful as cats
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
A million-mile Chinese battery could power your EV. At least until Big Oil lobbyists get through with it in DC
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Where are all the good cops?" Well Timmy, you should read about Adrian Schoolcraft, a good cop who reported corruption in the NYPD and was rewarded with harassment and abuse from the brass and coworkers before being illegally institutionalized
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
History suggests the handshake will survive the virus. And even if it doesn't, WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Camden, NJ fired its entire police force in 2013 and re-started from scratch. Fark: It reduced excessive force complaints by 95% since 2014
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
COVID is still killing 1,000 Americans a day, let's check in with Dr. Fau... what's that? He's been locked out of the White House for 5 weeks?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Elon Musk probably has a bet with Donald Trump for one dollar that he can destroy Jeff Bezos
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
TL;DR: Companies are borrowing money to pay shareholder dividends while firing thousands of employees. This is fine. And certainly sustainable
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sheldon Adelson property involved in another money laundering probe. You're not clicking a link from the Las Vegas Review Journal
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
When you buy JETS, you hold JETS all the way, from the opening bell to your last trading day. Funds flow to JETS, their daytrades can't be beat, bored millenial stonk traders, on buggin' Wall Street
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Take 2 crashes the Kerbal Space Program
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bingo. Serious business
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(ARL Now)
 
 
 
The police departments of Arlington, VA and Washington, D.C. had a mutual assistance agreement. Emphasis on the word "had"
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Plan? There is no plan. Just like there is no president
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
US State Department criticizes China for Hong Kong response. China texts back with; I can't breathe
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Listen, and understand. That Big Blue terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until your ass is fired
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Don't call it a comeback, Charlie. The tuna melt's been here for years
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I'm a 45-year-old single guy who enjoys wearing women's clothing, but only alone at home, not hanging around in bars. Nevertheless at the pub I got drunk and told my mates of my lingerie love, and I worry what they think of me. Help
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Messy desks might help neat-freaks be more creative. SO LAY OFF, YOU ANAL-RETENTIVE JERKFACE. I'M TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS HERE
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Party over, out of time, big bankruptcies gonna party like it's two-zero-zero-nine
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You can sneer at Tik-tok, but it's (private) parent company made $3 billion profit last year. And they say there are no unicorns left
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Chairwoman says she has received inquiries from "several states" about hosting the RNC if North Carolina cancels. Which ones? Different PLACES *jams straw into her Coke scattering a basket of french fries*
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dad saves son from rare WWI grenade turtle. Bonus: dad is an "ex-juggler"
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bloomberg: "It's a modern quandary for the ultra-wealthy: a yacht awaits at harbor, but how to safely reach it without risking exposure to the germ-ridden masses?"
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Ok folks now that Trump says corona is over lets roll back the Mueller clock
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
We haven't had a good "all the bananas are dying" thread in a while. Update: Still dying
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe's beginning to like the way the T/A rolls in Arizona, and those boss T-Tops really don't hurt
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Europe's getting cleaner and greener as the US gets oranger and dirtier
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I'm a 55-year-old semi-retired pizza delivery guy who fancies a 21-year-old coworker, but I want more out of the relationship than just being a mate or father figure. She recently lost her dad. Should I step up and fill the void?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
On its fifth CEO in 6 years, car renter Hertz continues to be a slow-motion train wreck
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Home mortgage delinquencies soared to the most ever in April. This is not a repeat from 2008
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Wed May 20, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out, like his boss, Pompeo doesn't like interviews from investigators
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Screw Twitter, let's go to the source...Researchers are finding evidence that patients who test positive for the coronavirus after recovering aren't capable of transmitting the infection
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
CEOs: "Woohoo, these bailouts are like our very own free money fountain." Senator Elizabeth Warren: "Not so fast, motherfarkers"
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(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Masked superhero collects names of villains, prepares to rain down justice
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sir Richard bravely ran away from $41mil of shares in his Virgin Galactic last week
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
They say "Qantas don't crash," but a socially-distanced 900% increase in fares will put them six feet under
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Have some bicycles with unpopular colors like orange and turquoise, or unusual sizes such as extra small and extra large that your store just can't sell? Well, now may be your moment
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Claiming losses against your 2014 tax filings are a great way to earn $50m from the CARES Act Stealth Bailouts
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Unicorns in the Valley of Coronavirus
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Sitting on your roof naked clutching cannabis and surrounded by police is no way to escape a drug raid at your home
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Let's hope a tobacco-based COVID vaccine doesn't go up in smoke
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Idiot rips up his coronavirus stimulus check. Something about not wanting 'Trump money' in his house
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Coffee has overtaken tea in Russia, but will never beet vodak
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
All of South Africa becoming lack toes intolerant
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The test being used in the White House and elsewhere may end up missing half the COVID-19 cases it should detect. So the odds that Trump has it just jumped exponentially
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Big Oil has big plans for net zero emissions. They're also going to pay off the world's debt, establish a unicorn sanctuary staffed by penguins on Mars, and get you laid. Are they credible?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Looking to avoid burnout? Work less, fark more. No, seriously
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
United Airlines' bond sale fails to take off
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Good news gentlemen, dress pants are out. Denim is in
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How the hell have they been groping your balls this entire time *without* wearing a mask
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
One of the world's best restaurants might be taken out
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Get ready for more ads on spotify. You heard it here first
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In spite of Corona, we can still get Corona
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Amidst all the dead, suffering, waste left in the plague's wake, BlackRock's Fink lays out the number one fear for corporate America in the months ahead: a tax hike
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hertz and Avis return cars they never owned
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Refusing to have the wool pulled over their eyes and concerned for their safety, US meat workers are starting to quit as the plants reopen. They're not sheep
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Temporary" is just another word for "nothing left to lose"
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Oculus is developing a smaller and lighter VR headset to help keep your facebook blinders on
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bankruptcy Hertz, don't it
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Japan's PM extends the lockdown, now says the sun will rise on May 31
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The office you left isn't the one you return to. Neither is that plant you had on the filing cabinet
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The best time for the United States to start a sovereign wealth fund is 30 years ago. The second best time is right now
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Small town Florida. Guns. Drugs. Hookers. Mayor #1 arrested. Mayor #2 arrested. Police Chief retires minutes after city counsel member asks about a police "sting" against the current mayor, #3
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
No Kissing, No Extras: How TV production is copying porn to fix the cable
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Lines of traffic form at a KFC drive-thru as hungry locals queue up for their-first heart-attack-inna-bucket in a month. Fark: It wasn't actually open to customers and the police had to be called out. Tag needs an '-es'
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The roof's falling in on Freddie Mac
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Even with increased lockdown sales, Blue Apron finds the recipe for failure
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
That massive Hasidic funeral in Williamsburg, Brooklyn that NYC Mayor de Blasio complained about in a tweet was actually coordinated and approved by the NYPD
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
He probably doesn't want this reported, but Saudi Prince Mohammed bin Salman's year is really going to pieces
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Even with processing plants ordered to stay open, wholesale beef just hit a new record, up 62% since Feb. Your dog wants steak, but can you afford it?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How Tyson Foods helped create the meat crisis it's now warning against. Kind of a chicken/egg or oxy addiction/pharma rehab thing
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Mnuchin says that states with "poorly managed budgets" will not get federal bailout funds. This is a guy who sat on the board of Sears for god sake
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Distilleries now turning stale beer into coronavirus wine (and sanitizer). Sweet sweet coronavirus wine
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Everyone can chillax. Scientists find COVID-19 is destroyed when it's exposed to 56 degrees Celsius for 30 minutes which should happen this summer due to global warming
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: My 7-year-old is crying endlessly over idea that his beloved granddads could die of coronavirus. Since he is 100 percent correct, what can I possibly say to settle him down, other than assuring him they are both self-isolating?
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Icahn not believe how overpriced those stonks are
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"We're Pampering Our Pets More Than Ourselves." Well yeah - they've earned it for putting up with us these past few weeks
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
While you're doing what you can to keep things together, the $1bil video-game coaching industry is already at the next level
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The states that asked first got the most virus disaster relief. Congrats CA, WA, and CT; suck it WV, ID, and VT
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Buffet's business bastions breached by bug
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How Europe's hottest year looked FROM SPAAAAAACE
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Now they even got cows wearing masks, although supposedly it's to reduce methane emissions. Subby thinks they are putting them on the wrong end
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In other news...Dumb Swedes get lucky ... or are they still dumb ?
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hey Donald, thanks for the billions to help save jobs. Now that the check cleared, we're still going to lay people off
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Post Malone Is Planet Earth's Most Relatable Pop Star" said no one but his publicist
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
U.S. expected to lead contraction in global GDP this year. USA USA USA USA USA
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
When an $8.5bil global market crashes, the bouquet is not going to be particularly sweet
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Fed: "We're just helping investment grade companies who were downgraded after the virus through no fault of their own". Also the Fed: *Buys $16 billion CCC rated Blackrock high yield corporate bond ETF*
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Carnival execs knew they had a virus problem but kept the party going. Soon the legal circus will be pitching its tents. Send in the clowns
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Social distancing will never work because Americans will do whatever they want" myth goes right out the window. 90% of y'all are doing a good job of it. It's the 10% who are going to protests, megachurches, and COVID parties we have to worry about
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The happy ending for Donnie's key 2020 states is looking stormy from the twin blows of the mushrooming virus and job loss
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
CEO complains there are too many Zoom meetings. Fark: Zoom CEO
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
More than half of the new Coronavirus cases reported in China on Sunday are Chinese nationals on a flight returning from Russia, you know, the country that claims they haven't got any of the 'rona thereabouts?
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Sat April 11, 2020
(The Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Nearly 400 women have joined a UK dating site for men with big penises in just one week. Ron Jeremy seen wiping tears from his eyes (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
This should cause a well reasoned twitter response
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
California secedes
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(NPR)
 
 
 
SEC steps in and suspends the trading of shares in "Wellness Matrix Group" which markets an "FDA-approved home Covid-19 testing kit", on the grounds that there ARE no FDA-approved home Covid-19 testing kits
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Wed April 08, 2020
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With social gatherings restricted, Hong Kong protesters are flocking to Animal Crossing to demonstrate against government, Tom Nook's reign of terror
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Infodemic." See: "YouTube"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
With humans in hiding, animals take back the world
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Milk Bar cookies are coming very soon, me droogs. They're right horrorshow
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hey Farkers, how good are you at geography? Here's a map of the world along with coronavirus numbers. Scroll your mouse pointer over the South American countries and see if you can spot the error
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
United's special COVID-19 refund policy: Too bad, so sad, bye bye. Passengers in response: "Unleash the lawyers"
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wallstreet orders traders to die for the economy
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Spain joins the Yang Gang
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Sun April 05, 2020
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It is time to start talking about the D-word? Yes, yes it is. No, not that D-word, the other one
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Sat April 04, 2020
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Airlines get $50 Billion in C19 Aid bill. Meanwhile, they give "credit" for canceled flights. FAA: How about "no"
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Fri April 03, 2020
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Mortgage lenders prepare for home loan default rates well beyond Great Recession levels in 2008. It's going to be a bumpy night
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Thu April 02, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Will clowns harvest fruit and vegetables? Will this make them taste funny?
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Wed April 01, 2020
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US intelligence officials privately confirm that China's coronavirus numbers are bullshiat
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
As everyone predicted, the true winners of the pandemic appear to be the divorce lawyers
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
A Trump. A hotel. A fraud case. Panama
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Sat March 28, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Five. Five minute. Five minute COVID-19 test
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Fri March 27, 2020
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Microbreweries in the Czech Republic fear 1,900,000 liters of beer could go undrunk. Oh the Brewmanity
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Thu March 26, 2020
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Coronavirus is not Trump's Katrina; by the numbers, it's his Vietnam
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You know that "miracle" drug Trump won't shut up about? Turns out not giving the drug is more effective than giving the drug. Followup tag in quarantine, Fail is social distancing, and can't use facepalm because DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE
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Wed March 25, 2020
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Republicans prepared to scuttle the coronavirus stimulus plan because poor people have it too easy
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fed hires Conflict of Interest, LLC. to oversee the bailout
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Won't someone think of the poor divorce attorneys who have received a 50 percent rise in inquiries from potential clients since couples have been forced to stay home with each other
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Why are people still going on cruises
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Holy shiat: clogged toilets on the Navy's latest 2 aircraft carriers require a periodic $400,000 acid flush, because the pipes are too narrow to handle the morning dump
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump to New York: Drop dead
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
1/6 of the world population is now in full lockdown
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The "beer game," invented in the late 1950s, helps retailers solve today's toilet paper crisis
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Sun March 22, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Treasury: We need to do everything possible to stave off 20% unemployment. Fed: 20%? Oh, you sweet summer child
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Food, food, food everywhere and no one to eat it
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Sat March 21, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Only the rich get COVID-19 tests. New hotness: The rich try to reserve hospital beds
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Looks like gas is going to stay cheap for a while yet, just in time for you to be stuck at home not using it
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
As Kudlow proposes public ownership of companies bailed out by the US, dems realize even AOC has been outflanked on the left by Republicans
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Poland's refusing to stand by, just threw a stimulus package worth 9% of GDP on the table
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
We haven't heard about WeWork in a while, let's check in and see how they're handling the pandemic. Oh, that's not good
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Italian study says 99% of people who died from coronavirus had some other preexisting condition. Sorry, but this does not bode well for those of you with ailments
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(AOL)
 
 
 
This is that one time something good comes from TikTok: Arizona teen, while busting out some moves to "Gonna Get This" by Hannah Montana, saves drowning dog while filming a dance TikTok
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Corporate Virtue in the Time of Coronavirus." Admit it - you needed a laugh
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The post-virus economic recovery could be a green one. Let's take the good news where we can get it
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
*looks at NYSE* Uh...huh...sure Steve. Whatever reality you have to tell yourself
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Translation: The airline industry is collapsing
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
10 minute coronavirus test not made by Theranos could be a game changer
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Sat March 14, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Denmark: Shut. Down. Everything. Oh, and lets activate the military to make sure
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