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Thu September 24, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
America's top CEOs call for "major" coronavirus stimulus to keep the economy from sliding back into the crapper. Also need to keep up their payments on third and fourth homes
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Sun September 20, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Market bull says U.S. is the best place to invest - cites less froth, santorum
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Kohl's kutting 15% of korporate kareers
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Beyond Meat is launching plant-based meatballs this week. No word on if they'll be packaged by the bag or the sack
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Whisky tops gold, British stocks and oil as best place to invest in the last five years
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Thu September 10, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The United States is now declining at a rate faster than any other country on Earth. "We're like a developing country"
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Tue September 08, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tesla shares nosedive after Elon Musk mispronounces "Schadenfreude"
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Tue September 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Suffocating heat torments hurricane-ravaged areas of Louisiana, where more than 300,000 lack power. Heat index forecast to top 110
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dow Jones Industrial Average becomes less industrial starting today. Your stock portfolio ... oh, you don't have one? Well how about a 401k? .... Oh ... Never mind
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dow Jones Industrial Average becomes less industrial starting today. Your stock portfolio ... oh, you don't have one? Well how about a 401k? .... Oh ... Never mind
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Thu August 27, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Authorities say that if you are in Laura's path and haven't evacuated, the best thing to do now is gather a ziploc bag, a sharpie, and an index card, write down your name, SS# and next of kin, put it the bag and put the bag in your pocket. Seriously
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Tue August 25, 2020
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Fresh out of the Dow: ExxonMobil, Pfizer, Raytheon. In: Salesforce, Amgen, Honeywell
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Well, look at that; there was "attempted interference" with the 2018 midterms
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo fact checker admits he's distressed that Democrats aren't giving him enough slightly misworded statements that he can twist into 4-Pinnochio whoppers to service his BSAB narrative
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Wed August 12, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Recession's cancelled, bull out front should've told you
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
While you were foraging for salt, the elites saw their stonks hit all time highs on expectations of more trickle up
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
YOB, testing a theory, pick your own meaning and run with it
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Let's spin the Bloomberg misery index: Ouch, the US is about to suffer the world's biggest jump in economic misery as inflation slows, unemployment spikes, and virus cases surge
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wendy's earnings are a bit hot n' juicy
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Fri July 31, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Tesla hitting the S&P 500 will turn index mutual funds and exchange-traded funds into a circus with Elon playing ringmaster
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ap ple sto ck
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Papa John's delivers 10K more jobs
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Staples to require masks starting Monday. No, you can still hook them over your ears
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Step right up and try your luck on psychopathy spectrum test
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Unemployed to earn $600 less weekly
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Sun July 05, 2020
(NASA)
 
 
 
Saturn's hex is still bewitching
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Ezekiel Emanuel dot com)
 
 
 
A team of experts - real experts, not politicians, celebrities, or your relatives who get all their info from Facebook - put together a COVID-19 risk index to show how risky common activities are. If we all stay in our moms' basements, we'll be fine
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Relax, everybody. These two apparent predators (creepy pic) are in charge of protecting your job and the entire economy. I'm sure we'll be fine
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Wed June 17, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mortgage rates hit another record low, demand hits an 11-year high. You can't explain that - oh wait
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Harley-Davidson's shrinking even faster than its user base is aging
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Harley-Davidson's shrinking even faster than its user base is aging
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Amazon partners with Skynet to employ its 'Distance Assistant' tech to help people stay 6 feet apart. Those who are not assimilated will be terminated
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Today is the 25th anniversary of Astronomy Picture of the Day, a website whose format is essentially unchanged since its 1995 debut
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Robinhood investors will end up in tears. Should exchange tight tights for something less manly
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember how the Mayans predicted the end of the world in 2012? Well, some Poindexters did the math and found it's set to end on June 21, 2020. Been nice knowing all of ya
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Chili's is the place to be as they reopen and Meal Teams Six get mighty hungry after all that fully-armed freedom posing
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Wed June 03, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mortgage apps up 18% as people show they're batsh*t crazy just to get out and move
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