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Sat September 19, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
It's the third week of college football, and we'll be treated to stellar matchups today like... um... #17 Miami vs #18 Louisville and... um... well... hey, look, there's football on the TV, let's just be happy for that. Games start at Noon ET
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Tue September 15, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My friend set me up with her brother. However, my friend started to get lonely and eventually admitted she had been like a romantic partner with her brother and started demanding he stop spending so much time with me. Should I be concerned?"
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Boo hoo, everyone's out to get us just because we're hypersensitive babies who lie about everything"
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Sun September 13, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Locals complain that their lighthouse's new daymark can be seen at night
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
These pics of dogs riding in cars are by turns hilarious and nightmare fuel
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Thu September 10, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Mind the $1400 gap: Surface Duo review. TLDR; as usual with Microsoft, wait for version 3
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Georgia's Secretary of State says there "may have" been "as many as" 1,000 cases of "double voting" where a voter cast a mail-in and in person ballot during the primaries but those could also be clerical errors, but the important thing is Trump good
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Cycling News)
 
 
 
Tour de France director wins the polka dot jersey
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
From the beginning of 2019 through July, the RNC & Cadet Bone Spur's campaign raised over $1.1 billion. They now have less than $300 million having plowed through $800 million like great white sharks through a school of penguins
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Mon September 07, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Where's our next Einstein? Patent Office? Post Office?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
80% of Green Bay season ticket holders have their priorities straight
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Sun September 06, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Lou Brock was the hitter Tom Seaver faced the most in his career. Seaver was the pitcher Brock faced the most times in his career. It is poetic that they pass away 5 days apart
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Thu September 03, 2020
(Han solo homer)
 
 
 
Extra innings have been an adventure this season for the Dodgers with a bat but no dragon
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
An expert's guide to tripping with your dog
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Sun August 30, 2020
(CarterMatt)
 
 
 
Leti returns to Chicago to turn an old Victorian mansion into a boarding house, stoking flames of racial hatred and aggravating the house's ghosts. Atticus struggles to explain the events of Ardham to George's wife. Lovecraft Country, 9 PM ET on HBO
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Thu August 27, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apparently this plastic bag flapping in the wind means the death of NYC is coming soon. Other helpful death knell visuals confirm this
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Tue August 25, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The "35%" of lives saved by plasma was cherry picked out of the numerous post hoc analyzes and was "grossly misrepresented"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
AOC is responsible for NY AG investigating Trump
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(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Men - still undecided on a bathing suit this season? Never fear, the Brokini is here
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
The New York Press, the free fishwrap that fostered FARK's favorite film critic
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Sat August 22, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you've already bought your silly hat or ugly suit for the 2020 Kentucky Derby I have some bad news
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Wed August 19, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm 28 and I have been seeing a 25 year-old virgin for a week. She's been saving herself for the right man, and we've been pretty serious with our conversations. Assuming my friends and I don't have a contest, I shouldn't be concerned, right?"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How to save your finances for the coming recession
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump is being coached by Putin to launch a coup
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Mon August 17, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
CFL fans will have to settle for silly 4 down football on a tiny field this year. 2020 sucks
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Duh: GOP members can't govern. Fark: because they're afraid. Of Trump, their own crazy base, whom just might get them Tea Partied again, and have written off the 2020 election so they can be spoilers for Biden's presidency
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Sun August 16, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
People would take heatwaves more seriously if the heatwaves were named. Hades heatwave?
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(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
Why do nuns live so long? You'd live a long time too without husbands, kids and drunken weekends
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Sat August 15, 2020
(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Judas Priest's 1986 keyboard infused album, Turbo. Worst idea ever or best 80's metal record ever?
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter has Instagram and a smartphone. She's 13 and follows her 23 year-old cousin who posts jokes about adult topics. She let me know about the follow; I worry about stuff influencing my daughter. Should I make her unfollow her cousin?"
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Monkee see, Monkee do
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Tue August 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fact check on drumpf's address yesterday. But you already knew it was nuts, amiright?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The likely winner of the Belarusian election (prior to rigging) has been found...in exile in Lithuania. But at least she hasn't fallen out of a poorly made Russian third story window yet, so that's something. Right?
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Wed August 05, 2020
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Next on list of things you don't suspect will kill you: Swimming pool filters
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Fiery bloke's romantic wedding proposal falls flat when he burns down his flat, but the burning love of his life still says yes
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
The Goatmobile was an actual thing - not some gag-prop from an 'Our Gang' short film
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(The News International)
 
 
 
Forecast in Germany is for partly COVID cloudy with a possibility of light death clearing up by 2021
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Easter creeps closer, and Sister Alice has a murdered child to resurrect or risk losing her church. But how does the Radiant Assembly's debt tie to Charlie's murder? Will Perry pull of a sensational courtroom victory? Perry Mason, 9 PM ET on HBO
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The coronavirus kills off Dunder-Mifflin when Michael Scott couldn't
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No thank you, I prefer my wine to be inorganic
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Thu July 30, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB votes to close barn door
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Wed July 29, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ferrari chairman John Elkann says the team won't be competitive in F1 before 2022 and that they have "total trust" in team principal Mattia Binotto in the same interview. Yeah, Binotto, your boss just told you to update your resume
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
If it's Wednesday, it's square pizza day
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson says anti-vaxxers are "nuts"...... even a stopped clock, and all that
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Of course he would rather play but he is 31, likes living in Spain, his young family is happy, the sun is out, and he is fantastically well paid. "Bale is going nowhere," said his agent, Capitan Obvious
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump vows to kill children by pressuring governors to open schools
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sure, making an effective vaccine for Coronavirus would be NICE, but the important thing is that either way, the executives of NovaVax are going to get PAID
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
How the telephone became the first great remote-learning technology, for a few seconds, before telemarketers appeared and farked everything up for all eternity
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Tue July 21, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Putin's finance minister says there are no hackers working for the Russian government. THAT'S THE JOKE
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I work two jobs to save money so my wife and I can remodel our house; her parents often ask her for money. Her sister maxed out credit cards in a pyramid scheme; my wife forked over $300,000 we won't see again. Am I right to be angry at her?"
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Fri July 17, 2020
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
2020: The year of living stupidly
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Some Horror Guy)
 
 
 
Showing your kids horror films is a good idea. Yeah, that's what 5-year-old subby's parents thought when they took him to the drive-in to see "Jaws" in '75 and that chewed-up Kintner boy's bloody yellow raft washed up on the beach and I need a hug
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
'Bad gas at the Stillwater Kum & Go' is the name of my western romance novel
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Mon July 13, 2020
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Gobbling Ram Hog Flies
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Fri July 10, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Coronavirus cases go up, death rates go down; can't explain that
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Experts explain what the hell is going on
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"I... Who took the money? Who took the money awayyyyyyy....?" David Byrne did, apparently
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(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Terry Francona: "Even at my age, you don't want to be too old to learn or to realize that maybe I've been ignorant of some things, and to be ashamed of it, and to try to be better"
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Sat July 04, 2020
(HackRead)
 
 
 
All the private search engines that don't track users, take one step forward. Not so fast, DuckDuckGo
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Fri July 03, 2020
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Local TV station helpfully tells Americans how to catch COVID-19
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As losing to Biden and the Democrats becomes increasingly inevitable, the rest of the GOP goes against Trump on masks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yertle warns Democrats not to mess with the filibuster rule if they win control of the chamber in November, as he would never do such a thing
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sister became obsessed with diets, cleanses, and New Age nonsense; she wound up hospitalized and eschewed science. She died and left video messages for her daughter; they're rambling idiocy with some nice parts. Can I edit out the dumb stuff?"
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Sun June 28, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With flights banned, man sails 29-foot boat solo from Portugal to Argentina in an attempt to get to his father's 90th birthday party, delayed but back in time for Father's Day
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
So....should you travel this summer? Are you traveling? Why?
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Mon June 22, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Richard Petty says the "most important thing for me right now is hugging my driver." This is surprisingly not about golf
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Fri June 19, 2020
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Will Norwich make a move to get out of the drop zone? Will the Saints further ascend up the standings? Can JoMo get a win at home for Spurs against his old club? See how the buses park, starting at 1:00 PM ET. This is your Friday EPL Discussion Thread
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Thu June 18, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Prince Charles still tasteless
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
30 adorable gudbois and gudgrrls that went from thicc-chonks to sweetiefloofs
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
So you're saying all that glorious economic rebound in May will vanish when the free money does? Unpossible. *head asplodes*
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Um, Mr. Judge, we know you ruled that felons can vote but could you put that on hold while we, um, while we're, um, uh, until after the election?
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Tue June 16, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
For those of you who were questioning why the CDC told us that face masks weren't necessary when the pandemic started, only to hear them say they're imperative for the safety and wellbeing of your health, we now have your answer
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The UK government understands how to reopen music venues almost as much as it understands what today's music is about
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Hunting in savanna-like landscapes may have accelerated the brain's evolution while living in Myrtle Beach-like hellscapes definitely set us back a step or two
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Chuba Hubbard vows Gundy boycott over OAN tee. Like all of 2020, no part of this makes sense
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump better worry about the video of him trying to drink water because the press won't protect him like they did with Roosevelt's polio or Kennedy's urinary tract infections
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The image doesn't match the headline. No way is zucchini gracious
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
First it was antibacterial wipes, then toilet paper. Then Nintendo Switches and puzzles. The latest thing to sell out: bicycles
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Are you a straight man who's excited about opening up your relationship with your wife or girlfriend? Here's one important thing to remember. Hint: sausages
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Thu June 11, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
"I should not have been there"
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Non-existent Antifa becomes the boogeyman of small town America. Boogey boogey, booga booga
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Sun June 07, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Coming soon, Trump Hotel Havana. Grand opening August 2020
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My mother had a parrot for 10 years; it died five years ago. Since then, I've gotten a monthly update about Polly; she'd like the rain, she's pining for the fjords, whatever. It has ceased to be, but she wants me to honor it at my wedding. Must I?"
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
How to be a good white ally, according to the people who need said allies
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Tue June 02, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Having high blood pressure may make having coronavirus much more dangerous. Hey, anyone remember coronavirus? We're supposed to be in the middle of a global coronavirus pandemic
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Fri May 29, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Premier League hopes to play 2020 season in the Maritime bubble of Prince Edward Island. It's either there or the 'Peg, so there's really no choice
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(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
Article on how to safely and ethically film police misconduct
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Thu May 28, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
All those positive reviews for your Chrome Extensions? Yeahhhh, not so much
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
"Go back to your own country" shouts hammer waving woman wearing Irish flag t-shirt
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've been sexting my wife's aunt lately. Is that wrong? Should I not do that?"
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Sat May 23, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Has the COVID-19 lock down taken a toll on how much of Douche Bag Hipster you are? Fear not D-Bag, this $300 mask will put you right back on top
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