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Thu September 29, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
MTG's husband files for divorce and hopes it'll be finalized before she shoots him from a helicopter
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Sun September 18, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Someone sampled the entire fall line of Little Debbie snack cakes so you didn't have to...which is really selfish, and they need to learn how to share, damn them
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Tue September 13, 2022
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
More than a hundred good boys and girls turn up with their owners to watch 101 Dalmatians. 13/10 would break world record again
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Sat August 27, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Well, there it is. When even Alan Dershowitz is willing to go on Fox News and say "There's enough here to indict Trump" you know the party is over
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Mon August 15, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons isn't done monetizing KISS
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Tue August 09, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Castro's daughter: have you even seen DeFranco? Dude is a doppleganger of my father
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"I choose Nutraloaf"
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
'Trainwreck - a Life'
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Wed August 03, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
New 'Beavis and Butt-Head' TV series kicks ass. Uh.... Huh huh huh
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Sun July 31, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama to hold referendum during November 8th election on new, improved state Constitution of 2022 to replace its 1901 Constitution filled with racist language, 977 amendments. All bets are off that it'll pass in Trumpland
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Last year San Mateo County, Calif., ordered $7,538,401 of pandemic PPE. Then it got mind-numbingly stupid and ended up costing the taxpayers a lot. A whole lot
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Sat July 30, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
I don't want to worry y'all but you might want to avoid touching any dirt in Gulf Coast states any time soon
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Fri July 29, 2022
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
EABOD
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This guy was conned out of $92,000. He wished he saw these red flags so she wouldn't have conned him out of this
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Wed July 27, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Las Vegas Aces win WNBA Commissioner's Cup, which works just like a postseason cup, but it's fun
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Tue July 26, 2022
(Times Union)
 
 
 
NY closer to eradicating giant hogweed, but not on a time table to get 'em out by Friday before supper's ready
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Sun July 24, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Know that one guy who thinks the scientific consensus is just wrong? Yea, about that
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Fri July 22, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
The most important thing to know is that you're not going to win
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Wed July 20, 2022
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Should Matt Berry be afraid now that Americans are officially obsessed with him? And should he host shark week?
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Mon July 18, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Threat Down, Japan: crab negative option sales groups who try to rope people into long-term seafood commitments against their will. Asian crab trifecta in play
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Fri July 15, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NWSL will think twice before putting an expansion team in a state where its players' uteruses will be enslaved
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Thu July 14, 2022
(Big Think)
 
 
 
We took a deep dive into James Webb's first deep-field image. Here are 7 big science lessons to take away, including some big surprises
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Wed July 13, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Developer at a games conference starts to give his talk, then quickly pivots to trashing NFTs the entire time. Bonus: Conference was sponsored by a bunch of NFT and crypto companies. FARK: Conference organizers were completely in on the stunt
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Tue July 12, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Subby hadn't heard of Anarchapulco before, and is not surprised it didn't last long. Grafton, NH nods sagely
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Sat July 09, 2022
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Vegas 58. Rafael dos Anjos vs Rafael Fiziev, Caio Borralho vs Armen Petrosyan. Prelims at 6 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET, both on ESPN and ESPN+
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Thu July 07, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
They've got Brawndo
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers has some very stern words for his rookie receivers. Apparently they weren't aware they were supposed to skip OTAs to play golf and get astrology tattoos
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Chinese premium ice-cream company under fire for its ice cream that doesn't melt ...even after a flame is taken to it
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Wed July 06, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
You may think that Ron DeSantis is the Energizer Bunny of evil, performative legislation but did you also know that he's also making major bank out of stigginit?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger's son teams up with poorly disguised grey alien to peddle protein bars
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(AP News)
 
 
 
All you blokes can all resign, but bollocks if I'm resigning
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Istanbul is now the trendiest place to get hair transplants and see the insides of Turkish prisons
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Tue July 05, 2022
(Guitar.com)
 
 
 
Joe Perry: "When I listened to [Aerosmith] for years, it was like, 'God, I wish my guitar sounded better. I wish we had played this differently.'"
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Sat July 02, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
"Screw the pandemic, we have GOT to get out of this damn house"
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Fri July 01, 2022
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but people will be traveling over the July 4th weekend
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Tue June 28, 2022
(Right John Eastman?)
 
 
 
How to switch your iPhone from Face ID to a passcode-requiring hard lock with only button presses, in case the feds seize your phone and just need to hold it up to your face to unlock it
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Thu June 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Abducted woman convinces her captor to let her order food on GrubHub, promptly puts in a side order of "please call the police"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The important thing is he's not a (D). Overlook everything else
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Tue June 21, 2022
(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Young lady decides she want's to circumnavigate the globe on a motorcycle. GoFundMe page in TFA if you would like to help her obtain a really really long snorkel
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Sun June 19, 2022
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
26 useful facts about running: "4. One hundred percent of the participants in the first marathon died upon completing the event"
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Thu June 16, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
A New York Yankee in King Louis' Court
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Wed June 15, 2022
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The Food Tab gets its own "Who asked for a reboot?" thread
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