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Tue April 20, 2021
(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
Tennessee lawmakers consider bill that would not only make blocking a highway during a protest illegal, but would give immunity to anyone who "accidentally" mows down a protester. Give you one guess which party supports this bill
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Mon April 19, 2021
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The nature and severity of vaccine side effects show no correlation with how your immune system might handle an infection, but they could have an effect on your family if you're being annoying about it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump-voting counties going to be deciding factor in reaching herd immunity. Nice infection you got there. Shame if anything happened to it
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Sun April 18, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No miracle will stop the pandemic, only well-grounded realism and science, and tools that work, including masks, vaccines, and boosters will stop it so basically we are totally screwed
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No miracle will stop the pandemic, only well-grounded realism and science, and tools that work, including masks, vaccines, and boosters will stop it so basically we are totally screwed
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Ahhhh, autumn. Leaves changing, pumpkins, Halloween, Thanksgiving gluttony, third Moderna shot
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Thu April 15, 2021
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Two Lions test positive for Covid. Do the Moose and Elk have herd immunity?
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Wed April 14, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Covid: 'Israel may be reaching herd immunity.' Thank you for that report Covid
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Covid: 'Israel may be reaching herd immunity.' Thank you for that report Covid
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
NSO Group, trying to dismiss a lawsuit by Facebook: hey don't blame US for selling spyware that allows you to take over someone's phone through Whatsapp, blame our customers for USING the software. Oh, and they're governments, so sovereign immunity
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Sat April 10, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
We don't have a model of "herd immunity" that succeeded without culls, except maybe smallpox. So please stop aiming for some number of vaccinations in order to re-open. Only the number of infections will tell us when we are winning
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Supply of the COVID vaccine could exceed demand by the end of the month, well before we've reached herd immunity. Thank you, white republicans
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
New Mexico ends qualified immunity, finally becoming known for something other than meth and aliens
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Elon Musk after letting the horse out of the barn: "my bad, the COVID vaccines are actually good and I support the science of them now"
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
This might be the only thing that could get white guys to leave the GOP
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How Marjorie Taylor Greene's workout video proves she's even dumber than we thought
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Wed March 31, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Looking forward to that brief moment in time when we had herd immunity and let it slip away, like tears in rain
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Woman decides to test her Covid vaccine immunity by going to a wake without a mask and hugging family members after her shots. Since you are reading this here, well you know
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Fri March 26, 2021
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
New York City has become the first US city to abolish qualified immunity for police officers
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bill Gates and his 5G chips should have us back to normal in 2022 (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu March 25, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Covid-19 will happen to them. Most will recover from it without problems. Some won't. Some will die. Think measles outbreaks
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Wed March 24, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Even after getting vaccinated, many Americans won't be dining in at restaurants
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Fine you want to keep out gays because they violate God's plan for sex to be only between a man and wife within marriage, what meteoric are you going to use to ensure your heterosexual members are not sexually active outside of marriage?
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Amazing new blood test measures covid immunity faster and cheaper. Religiously inclined inhabitants of social media breathlessly writing posts about how the test uses Lucifer-ase and is actually named SATiN
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists zero in on cause for AstraZeneca blood clot issue. ... Still no cure for cancer or autism. Or government tracking devices
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Sat March 20, 2021
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Covid infections are showing up in vaccinated people which means that your antimasker Qcumber Aunt Karen on Facebook was totally right about the Bill Gates Tracking and Obedience nanochips
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Gosh it's tough to know who to go with here: The former eye doctor who had to make up his own certification organization, or the world-renowned infectious diseases expert who has served 8 presidents now?
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Wed March 17, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Article asks "is herd immunity against Covid-19 possible?" TL; DR: No because the herd is too stupid
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Tue March 16, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Some long-haul COVID patients are reporting that their symptoms are subsiding after receiving the vaccine
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Judge: ok so maybe I made a tiny error when I lost my temper and sentenced a man to 12 months in prison without allowing him a defense. That shouldn't void my judicial immunity, right?
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Mon March 15, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Deep-sea researchers dredge up bacteria that seem to be completely invisible to the human immune system. Way to go team
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Sat March 13, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Farking Texas
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
The question that is on a lot of peoples' minds is this....will the coronavirus ever go away?
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Thu March 11, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
American Airlines raises $10bil by betting on vacation splurges. SPLURGES, ya pervs
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Thu March 04, 2021
(WDTN Dayton)
 
 
 
Tennessee bill would bring a real, live GTA to that state's roadways
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
There is no evidence to suggest that people who wear glasses are less likely to develop COVID-19, so no nerd immunity here
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Sat February 27, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New study suggests if you've already had COVID, you'll only need a single vaccine shot. Wait, strike that ... make that SIX recent studies suggest that
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Fri February 26, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
WSJ: COVID-19 herd immunity in April. CDC scientist:
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Employers debate making Covid-19 vaccines mandatory
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Maclean's)
 
 
 
Vaccine cocktails are the new fad. And why not put a little umbrella in it, too
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The real news here, as I'm seeing it, is that Dr. Fauci thinks the United States is "sophisticated." HEY PA WE'RE OUT OF COORS LIGHT AGAIN I'M TAKIN' THE GATOR DOWN TO THE KUM AND GO
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
UK, US to achieve herd immunity in 2021, but not EU, German report says, pointing to low European vaccination numbers as well as the sheer number of Americans and Brits who qualify as heifers and steers
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Just in case you were under the naïve impression someone might actually be held responsible for millions suffering in Texas, ERCOT responds to wave of litigation news by claiming sovereign immunity with legal precedent
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Mon February 22, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
For all your self-taught scientician friends: here's a simple way to visualize herd immunity and why vaccination is almost always a better route to beating a disease
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(NPR)
 
 
 
For all your self-taught scientician friends: here's a simple way to visualize herd immunity and why vaccination is almost always a better route to beating a disease
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Sun February 21, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
Republicans all over the country proposing "Mow Down the Libs Act of 2021" in their states
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Sat February 20, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Short answer: never. Long answer: never never never never never
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What happens if you miss your second Covid shot?
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Tue February 16, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The 7000-year old alternative to 'smart drugs' to improve your memory
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Your antibodies can't be just anybody to fight COVID. They need to be contenders
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Experts puzzled by dramatic fall in coronavirus cases in India, as some suggest herd immunity was reached, a pre-existing protection, or that the Covid-19 virus got its ass beat by something bigger and badder that came from a Delhi sewer
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
CDC says vaccinated people don't need to quarantine after COVID-19 exposure. Jury still out on Taco Bell exposure
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apparently "Justified" wasn't exaggerating: "US Marshals act like local police, but with more violence and less accountability" How is "less accountability" than "qualified immunity" even POSSIBLE?
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Israel won't achieve herd immunity even if all adults are jabbed. Gotta poke the kids too. Wait, what?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
During the Superb Owl, Joe Biden gave us something we haven't seen from a US president since Obama: honesty
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Post-Star)
 
 
 
New York: No vaccines for you cancer and HIV patients. Sucks that you didn't hire a bunch of lobbyists, doesn't it?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ghislaine Maxwell: So you remember that corrupt plea deal Jeffrey Epstein negotiated in 2007 that gave not only him but all his "co-conspirators" immunity from future federal prosecution? Well I am that co-conspirator so you can let me go...now
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Thu February 04, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Those who live together get COVID together. Twice. So far
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Wed February 03, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
See, European bats deal with white-nose syndrome like this: zzzzzzz. North American bats deal with it like this: *ACK*
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Plitidepsin found to work better than remdesivir for treating COVID-19, serving as a field sobriety test
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Thu January 28, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN estimates that 1/3 of all Americans may already have some immunity to covid-19, CNN headlines
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN estimates that 1/3 of all Americans may already have some immunity to covid-19, CNN headlines
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(ScienceSwitch)
 
 
 
Immunity against COVID-19 post recovery remains for at least six months and likely even longer. Recovered patients continue to improve their antibodies months after initial infection, potentially due to exposure to virus remnants hidden in the gut
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Why the Brazil COVID mutation is very very bad news
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Thu January 21, 2021
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We can't reach COVID herd immunity without vaccinating kids. Also, we haven't finished testing COVID vaccines on kids yet
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Quit trying to fetch herd immunity in the UK. It's not going to happen
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Wed January 20, 2021
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Perhaps you would have long-lasting immunity after contracting COVID after all
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Tue January 19, 2021
(State of Missouri)
 
 
 
Missouri Department of Health's COVID-19 vaccination "Rumor Control" section, submitted for your entertainment
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
PHE's Covid antibody study tracks 6614 people. 83% protection from antibodies after 5 months; reinfections happen; unknown # definitely become carriers and contagious a 2nd time. Conclusion: first wave infected are now vulnerable again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
PHE's Covid antibody study tracks 6614 people. 83% protection from antibodies after 5 months; reinfections happen; unknown # definitely become carriers and contagious a 2nd time. Conclusion: first wave infected are now vulnerable again
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trevor Bedford, expert in evolution of immunity and viruses, gives a 19-tweet thread (w/citations). His point: Covid went 10 months of normal mutation rates, then convergent evolution began to flourish in Sept. Spike protein variants also converge
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Wed January 13, 2021
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
1 in 10 Arizonans have Covid thanks to Governor Herd Immunity
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Nature)
 
 
 
Like making cookies, just lick the beaters from the mixmaster
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Fri January 08, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wales trying for herd immunity
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Bad news: Scientists say if you had COVID-19, your immunity may last less than 90 days
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Good news: Scientists say if you had COVID-19, your immunity may last for years
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Good news: Scientists say if you had COVID-19, your immunity may last for years
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Wed January 06, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Whoever is playing Plague, Inc., please stop
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Mon January 04, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kelly Loeffler gives Fox straight talk about her refusal to talk straight
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Fri January 01, 2021
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Cops murdering Black people: Qualified Immunity. Foster parents murdering an 11-month old child: Qualified Immunity
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Thu December 31, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
China approves own COVID-19 vaccine. If only they had a vast manufacturing industry capable of... oh, they've already administered more than a million doses
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Tue December 29, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Gotten the COVID-19 vaccine? Great, but you still have to wear a mask and take other precautions until enough of the population has achieved immunity too. It's a saving throw bonus, not a Periapt of Health
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Sun December 27, 2020
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for December 27 is 'franchise' as in: "Worried that your cooking skills aren't fancy enough? Just add some wine, some cheese, and some snails and franchise that right up"
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Sat December 26, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Welcome to the future: A new two-tier society of those with and those without Covid "immunity passports"
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Thu December 24, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Researchers find having COVID-19 may protect against reinfection. But on the other hand, 100% of reinfected patients had COVID-19 previously, so everybody panic
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Researchers find having COVID-19 may protect against reinfection. But on the other hand, 100% of reinfected patients had COVID-19 previously, so everybody panic
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Pro-life" Kirk Cameron refers to those calling bullsh*t on his super-spreader Christmas caroling events the "mask gestapo"
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