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Tue April 20, 2021       Tennessee lawmakers consider bill that would not only make blocking a highway during a protest illegal, but would give immunity to anyone who "accidentally" mows down a protester. Give you one guess which party supports this bill source: chattanoogapulse.com   |   share: 59   Mon April 19, 2021       The nature and severity of vaccine side effects show no correlation with how your immune system might handle an infection, but they could have an effect on your family if you're being annoying about it source: theconversation.com   |   share: 51         Trump-voting counties going to be deciding factor in reaching herd immunity. Nice infection you got there. Shame if anything happened to it source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 69   Sun April 18, 2021       No miracle will stop the pandemic, only well-grounded realism and science, and tools that work, including masks, vaccines, and boosters will stop it so basically we are totally screwed source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 14         No miracle will stop the pandemic, only well-grounded realism and science, and tools that work, including masks, vaccines, and boosters will stop it so basically we are totally screwed source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 14   Fri April 16, 2021       Ahhhh, autumn. Leaves changing, pumpkins, Halloween, Thanksgiving gluttony, third Moderna shot source: deseret.com   |   share: 48   Thu April 15, 2021       Two Lions test positive for Covid. Do the Moose and Elk have herd immunity? source: pittsburgh.cbslocal.com   |   share: 36   Wed April 14, 2021       Covid: 'Israel may be reaching herd immunity.' Thank you for that report Covid source: bbc.com   |   share: 48         Covid: 'Israel may be reaching herd immunity.' Thank you for that report Covid source: bbc.com   |   share: 48   Tue April 13, 2021       NSO Group, trying to dismiss a lawsuit by Facebook: hey don't blame US for selling spyware that allows you to take over someone's phone through Whatsapp, blame our customers for USING the software. Oh, and they're governments, so sovereign immunity source: politico.com   |   share: 14   Sat April 10, 2021       We don't have a model of "herd immunity" that succeeded without culls, except maybe smallpox. So please stop aiming for some number of vaccinations in order to re-open. Only the number of infections will tell us when we are winning source: msn.com   |   share: 81   Fri April 09, 2021       Supply of the COVID vaccine could exceed demand by the end of the month, well before we've reached herd immunity. Thank you, white republicans source: axios.com   |   share: 145   Thu April 08, 2021       New Mexico ends qualified immunity, finally becoming known for something other than meth and aliens source: axios.com   |   share: 51         Elon Musk after letting the horse out of the barn: "my bad, the COVID vaccines are actually good and I support the science of them now" source: nypost.com   |   share: 109   Mon April 05, 2021       This might be the only thing that could get white guys to leave the GOP source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 71   Fri April 02, 2021       Today's Slatesplanation: How Marjorie Taylor Greene's workout video proves she's even dumber than we thought source: slate.com   |   share: 108   Wed March 31, 2021       Looking forward to that brief moment in time when we had herd immunity and let it slip away, like tears in rain source: cnn.com   |   share: 42         Woman decides to test her Covid vaccine immunity by going to a wake without a mask and hugging family members after her shots. Since you are reading this here, well you know source: pix11.com   |   share: 13   Fri March 26, 2021       New York City has become the first US city to abolish qualified immunity for police officers source: newyork.cbslocal.com   |   share: 90         Bill Gates and his 5G chips should have us back to normal in 2022 (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk   |   share: 38   Thu March 25, 2021       Covid-19 will happen to them. Most will recover from it without problems. Some won't. Some will die. Think measles outbreaks source: sfgate.com   |   share: 86   Wed March 24, 2021       Even after getting vaccinated, many Americans won't be dining in at restaurants source: usatoday.com   |   share: 42   Tue March 23, 2021       Fine you want to keep out gays because they violate God's plan for sex to be only between a man and wife within marriage, what meteoric are you going to use to ensure your heterosexual members are not sexually active outside of marriage? source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 71   Mon March 22, 2021       Amazing new blood test measures covid immunity faster and cheaper. Religiously inclined inhabitants of social media breathlessly writing posts about how the test uses Lucifer-ase and is actually named SATiN source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: 7         Scientists zero in on cause for AstraZeneca blood clot issue. ... Still no cure for cancer or autism. Or government tracking devices source: npr.org   |   share: 41   Sat March 20, 2021       Covid infections are showing up in vaccinated people which means that your antimasker Qcumber Aunt Karen on Facebook was totally right about the Bill Gates Tracking and Obedience nanochips source: theatlantic.com   |   share: 31   Fri March 19, 2021       Gosh it's tough to know who to go with here: The former eye doctor who had to make up his own certification organization, or the world-renowned infectious diseases expert who has served 8 presidents now? source: politico.com   |   share: 59   Wed March 17, 2021       Article asks "is herd immunity against Covid-19 possible?" TL; DR: No because the herd is too stupid source: forbes.com   |   share: 62   Tue March 16, 2021       Some long-haul COVID patients are reporting that their symptoms are subsiding after receiving the vaccine source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 49         Judge: ok so maybe I made a tiny error when I lost my temper and sentenced a man to 12 months in prison without allowing him a defense. That shouldn't void my judicial immunity, right? source: amp.theguardian.com   |   share: 69   Mon March 15, 2021       Deep-sea researchers dredge up bacteria that seem to be completely invisible to the human immune system. Way to go team source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 11   Sat March 13, 2021       Farking Texas source: thehill.com   |   share: 150   Fri March 12, 2021       The question that is on a lot of peoples' minds is this....will the coronavirus ever go away? source: fox43.com   |   share: 14   Thu March 11, 2021       American Airlines raises $10bil by betting on vacation splurges. SPLURGES, ya pervs source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 4   Thu March 04, 2021       Tennessee bill would bring a real, live GTA to that state's roadways source: wdtn.com   |   share: 55   Tue March 02, 2021       There is no evidence to suggest that people who wear glasses are less likely to develop COVID-19, so no nerd immunity here source: fox43.com   |   share: 6   Sat February 27, 2021       New study suggests if you've already had COVID, you'll only need a single vaccine shot. Wait, strike that ... make that SIX recent studies suggest that source: usatoday.com   |   share: 52   Fri February 26, 2021       WSJ: COVID-19 herd immunity in April. CDC scientist: source: cnbc.com   |   share: 7         Employers debate making Covid-19 vaccines mandatory source: axios.com   |   share: 37   Tue February 23, 2021       Vaccine cocktails are the new fad. And why not put a little umbrella in it, too source: macleans.ca   |   share: 21         The real news here, as I'm seeing it, is that Dr. Fauci thinks the United States is "sophisticated." HEY PA WE'RE OUT OF COORS LIGHT AGAIN I'M TAKIN' THE GATOR DOWN TO THE KUM AND GO source: reuters.com   |   share: 27         UK, US to achieve herd immunity in 2021, but not EU, German report says, pointing to low European vaccination numbers as well as the sheer number of Americans and Brits who qualify as heifers and steers source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 38         Just in case you were under the naïve impression someone might actually be held responsible for millions suffering in Texas, ERCOT responds to wave of litigation news by claiming sovereign immunity with legal precedent source: abc13.com   |   share: 17   Mon February 22, 2021       For all your self-taught scientician friends: here's a simple way to visualize herd immunity and why vaccination is almost always a better route to beating a disease source: npr.org   |   share: 69         For all your self-taught scientician friends: here's a simple way to visualize herd immunity and why vaccination is almost always a better route to beating a disease source: npr.org   |   share: 69   Sun February 21, 2021       Republicans all over the country proposing "Mow Down the Libs Act of 2021" in their states source: chron.com   |   share: 124   Sat February 20, 2021       Short answer: never. Long answer: never never never never never source: nytimes.com   |   share: 58   Fri February 19, 2021       What happens if you miss your second Covid shot? source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 45   Tue February 16, 2021       The 7000-year old alternative to 'smart drugs' to improve your memory source: bbc.com   |   share: 24         Your antibodies can't be just anybody to fight COVID. They need to be contenders source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: 4         Experts puzzled by dramatic fall in coronavirus cases in India, as some suggest herd immunity was reached, a pre-existing protection, or that the Covid-19 virus got its ass beat by something bigger and badder that came from a Delhi sewer source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 52   Thu February 11, 2021       CDC says vaccinated people don't need to quarantine after COVID-19 exposure. Jury still out on Taco Bell exposure source: reuters.com   |   share: 27         Apparently "Justified" wasn't exaggerating: "US Marshals act like local police, but with more violence and less accountability" How is "less accountability" than "qualified immunity" even POSSIBLE? source: usatoday.com   |   share: 45   Mon February 08, 2021       Israel won't achieve herd immunity even if all adults are jabbed. Gotta poke the kids too. Wait, what? source: hindustantimes.com   |   share: 6         During the Superb Owl, Joe Biden gave us something we haven't seen from a US president since Obama: honesty source: politicususa.com   |   share: 64   Fri February 05, 2021       New York: No vaccines for you cancer and HIV patients. Sucks that you didn't hire a bunch of lobbyists, doesn't it? source: poststar.com   |   share: 36         Ghislaine Maxwell: So you remember that corrupt plea deal Jeffrey Epstein negotiated in 2007 that gave not only him but all his "co-conspirators" immunity from future federal prosecution? Well I am that co-conspirator so you can let me go...now source: msn.com   |   share: 82   Thu February 04, 2021       Those who live together get COVID together. Twice. So far source: nypost.com   |   share: 38   Wed February 03, 2021       See, European bats deal with white-nose syndrome like this: zzzzzzz. North American bats deal with it like this: *ACK* source: eurekalert.org   |   share: 4   Fri January 29, 2021       Plitidepsin found to work better than remdesivir for treating COVID-19, serving as a field sobriety test source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: 9   Thu January 28, 2021       CNN estimates that 1/3 of all Americans may already have some immunity to covid-19, CNN headlines source: cnn.com   |   share: 67         CNN estimates that 1/3 of all Americans may already have some immunity to covid-19, CNN headlines source: cnn.com   |   share: 67   (ScienceSwitch)       Immunity against COVID-19 post recovery remains for at least six months and likely even longer. Recovered patients continue to improve their antibodies months after initial infection, potentially due to exposure to virus remnants hidden in the gut source: scienceswitch.com   |   share: 15         Why the Brazil COVID mutation is very very bad news source: npr.org   |   share: 120   Thu January 21, 2021       We can't reach COVID herd immunity without vaccinating kids. Also, we haven't finished testing COVID vaccines on kids yet source: theatlantic.com   |   share: 11         Quit trying to fetch herd immunity in the UK. It's not going to happen source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: 4   Wed January 20, 2021       Perhaps you would have long-lasting immunity after contracting COVID after all source: local21news.com   |   share: 30   Tue January 19, 2021       Missouri Department of Health's COVID-19 vaccination "Rumor Control" section, submitted for your entertainment source: covidvaccine.mo.gov   |   share: 36   Fri January 15, 2021 (Some Guy)       PHE's Covid antibody study tracks 6614 people. 83% protection from antibodies after 5 months; reinfections happen; unknown # definitely become carriers and contagious a 2nd time. Conclusion: first wave infected are now vulnerable again source: gov.uk   |   share: 16   (Some Guy)       PHE's Covid antibody study tracks 6614 people. 83% protection from antibodies after 5 months; reinfections happen; unknown # definitely become carriers and contagious a 2nd time. Conclusion: first wave infected are now vulnerable again source: gov.uk   |   share: 16   Thu January 14, 2021       Trevor Bedford, expert in evolution of immunity and viruses, gives a 19-tweet thread (w/citations). His point: Covid went 10 months of normal mutation rates, then convergent evolution began to flourish in Sept. Spike protein variants also converge source: twitter.com   |   share: 136   Wed January 13, 2021       1 in 10 Arizonans have Covid thanks to Governor Herd Immunity source: azcentral.com   |   share: 45   Tue January 12, 2021       Like making cookies, just lick the beaters from the mixmaster source: nature.com   |   share: 3   Fri January 08, 2021       Wales trying for herd immunity source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 10   Thu January 07, 2021       Bad news: Scientists say if you had COVID-19, your immunity may last less than 90 days source: deseret.com   |   share: 61         Good news: Scientists say if you had COVID-19, your immunity may last for years source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 16         Good news: Scientists say if you had COVID-19, your immunity may last for years source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 16   Wed January 06, 2021       Whoever is playing Plague, Inc., please stop source: foxnews.com   |   share: 9   Mon January 04, 2021       Kelly Loeffler gives Fox straight talk about her refusal to talk straight source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 34   Fri January 01, 2021       Cops murdering Black people: Qualified Immunity. Foster parents murdering an 11-month old child: Qualified Immunity source: kob.com   |   share: 80   Thu December 31, 2020       China approves own COVID-19 vaccine. If only they had a vast manufacturing industry capable of... oh, they've already administered more than a million doses source: nytimes.com   |   share: 141   Tue December 29, 2020       Gotten the COVID-19 vaccine? Great, but you still have to wear a mask and take other precautions until enough of the population has achieved immunity too. It's a saving throw bonus, not a Periapt of Health source: axios.com   |   share: 88   Sun December 27, 2020       The Merriam-Webster word of the day for December 27 is 'franchise' as in: "Worried that your cooking skills aren't fancy enough? Just add some wine, some cheese, and some snails and franchise that right up" source: merriam-webster.com   |   share: 20   Sat December 26, 2020 (Some Guy)       Welcome to the future: A new two-tier society of those with and those without Covid "immunity passports" source: insidesources.com   |   share: 104   Thu December 24, 2020       Researchers find having COVID-19 may protect against reinfection. But on the other hand, 100% of reinfected patients had COVID-19 previously, so everybody panic source: apnews.com   |   share: 27         Researchers find having COVID-19 may protect against reinfection. But on the other hand, 100% of reinfected patients had COVID-19 previously, so everybody panic source: apnews.com   |   share: 27         "Pro-life" Kirk Cameron refers to those calling bullsh*t on his super-spreader Christmas caroling events the "mask gestapo" source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 108

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