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headlines found matching 'husband'
Wed July 18, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My girlfriend and I got together after getting out of toxic relationships. She has severe anxiety; when she met my family, she got drunk to cope, talked about porn and abuse in front of kids. How can I undo their perception of her?"
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(US Census Bureau)
 
 
 
The husband should be the breadwinner and both spouses should lie on census forms, according to a survey
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My mother-in-law regularly speaks in third-person baby talk; she's not senile. She speaks to adults and my 9 year-old like this, saying things like 'Grandma has to pee-pee.' My husband refuses to address it. It bothers me. What do?"
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "She seems nice"
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Fri July 13, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
What is that sitting in the sea just outside your window? Oh, just a 4 mile wide iceberg here to flood the town
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Papadopoulos's wife has no intelligence to give
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Baby hears mom's voice for first time after getting cochlear implants packaged with lots of dust
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I love my husband; but I cheated on him by kissing another man. Twice. We both work, we're stressed, but our communications are tense. He has a daughter with another woman and wants me to be mom. Now he wants a divorce. What do I do?"
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
This is why you spell out everything in writing, especially when dealing with family and real estate
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
First responders save man's life, proceed to finish yard work
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Honeymooning couple caught banging on a zipline
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sign that your husband might be cheating one you: He is less communicative about things like feelings, or money or how you ended up with syphilis
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Tue July 10, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Woman trades sex for car repairs, mechanic forgets to turn car off, they both die of carbon monoxide poisoning mid-"payment"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Customs and Border Patrol interrogate woman and daughter because they have different last names, demand mom get letter from husband before traveling next time
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Mon July 09, 2018
(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby white rhino born at NC zoo. (with 'it's not really ugly-ass' pic)
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
Genitals in the right hand, a hatchet in the left hand, and sleeping in a stranger's bed. Hey, some people will do anything to get a good night's sleep
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's new idiot, Bill Shine, has a crazy wife. You know that because her Twitter feed was deleted an hour after Shine got the job. Something about hating on the women who accused Fox celebs of sexual harrassment. And she's an antivaxxer
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Thu July 05, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ranchers in the Northwest get in line with those Missouri factory workers to see the amazing face-eating leopard
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After spreading conspiracy theories on social media and saying Sen John McCain "a senile old fart" who "thinks he can make it all okay by calling himself a 'war hero.'" AZ senate candidate Kelli Ward's husband defends himself by saying he's a vet
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Um, honey? I'm heading out to the store for a few things and to get some gas. I'll take the kids with me so that you can rest and enjoy the game on TV. You need anything? Oh, yeah, one more thing - can I please have some more bullets?
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Tina Turner's son dead of apparent suicide
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Wed July 04, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: "One of my good friends is infertile. She dotes on her friends' children and brings them back gifts and babysits. I recently joked about her running off with my daughter at a party; she and her husband left quickly. Was that wrong?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Woman twice tells courts that ex-husband is too dangerous to keep his guns. Court twice tells woman that ex-husband is a good, upstanding, law-abiding gun owner, so there's nothing they can do. And now that it's on Fark, you can guess how this ends
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Mon July 02, 2018
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you search and search for years for the sister you never knew and then she moves in right next door to you?
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
A fire breaks out next to a wedding. Time for some cool photos
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
During her visit to one of the concentration camps, Melania Trump asked the interned children if they had started to make friends with one another
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
You gotta admit, hiding a plastic handcuff key in a chicken sandwich to bust your hubby outta jail isn't the worst idea (with mugshot)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
New book reveals details about Queen Elizabeth's sex life
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Melania arrives at child detention center jacket-less. I repeat, jacket-less
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I've been having weird sex dreams about my brothers for years that confuse me and make me uncomfortable around them. I'm asexual so it makes no sense. How can I stop having the dreams or get over my discomfort being around them?"
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Remember, it's never "my" cock ring; it's always "a" cock ring
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dear Amy: I think there's something going on with my wife and this teen boy. Yes, she's a schoolteacher and he's a student. I do feel like she enjoys his company more than mine. I have this horrible feeling I'll see her in a Fark.com headline. Help
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Tue June 26, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Secretary Chao demands that protesters let her husband eat his lettuce and strawberries in peace
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(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Wife of Flippopotamous starts Gofundme to cover legal fees, internet tells her to go fund herself (read the comments)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband's brother and wife are toxic. When they asked us to be godparents, we accepted and started a savings account for our godson. They wiped the savings, paid off credit card debt, but put the money back. Should I be angry?"
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Mon June 25, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Two Mexican dogs in the house | Two Mexican dogs | You don't get them fixed and they do their trick | Eighty-two Mexican dogs in the house
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver scolds cable news for their coverage of concentration camps and blasts Trump, "the abusive father America will be talking about in therapy for the next 40 years"
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
After restaurant denied Sarah Huckabee Sanders service, Melania Trump really does care if she will also be shunned. Do U?
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
My children have terrible fashion sense. How can I fix their insistence on not wearing socks when they wear sandals or mixing plaids with stripes?
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Martin the tortoise spent 11 months on the lam after escaping his human overlord. Sadly only made it two blocks before being captured
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ashley Madison releases list of the top-20 cities with the happiest marriages
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Family members of immigrants illegally detained in concentration camps are posting negative reviews of the accommodations on Facebook
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hey you, yes you, stop staring at Elastigirl's butt
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
"Have you seen Chris?" "That's a tender subject. Here, try the brisket"
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
My daughter won't do any charity work or volunteer work, finding ways to get out of it or pawn the work off on someone else. Yet her siblings all do their share. Is she selfish? Hell, selfish, it sounds as if she's management material
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(Daily Mail)
 
Woofday
 
Discovery of the earliest known domestic dogs suggests Americans had canine companions more than 10,000 years ago. Your dog wants a Giant Ground Sloth for Wetnose Woofday Wednesday
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Tue June 19, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dead principal. Caught sayof cheating. New York Post looking for why she had $3.2 million dollar estate -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again"
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(TSN)
 
 
 
For the 2nd time in 3 hours the Hoff (not the TV one, the hockey one with the alleged toxic texter trophy fiancee) has been traded
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Geesh, I thought that everybody knew that lube and Sprite go better with Chicken Tetrazzini. What an amateur
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(Slate)
 
 
 
My husband refuses to get a vasectomy despite the fact that I've told him to on multiple occasions. Should I start withholding sex from him until he obeys?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Incredibles' Elastigirl deserves a better husband than Mr. Incredible (spoiler warning)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I have been married for 23 years; we have 4 children. He started picking fights with me; we saw a marriage counselor. I learned he'd had affairs and our counselor told him not to tell me. Who should I be angrier at?"
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
American Legion's historian's stories about Vietnam come in to question since he never left Germany
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Mon June 18, 2018
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Well, he didn't need them anymore
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Sun June 17, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is looking for a decent Scotch at or under $100. Suggestions and snark to the right
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A rare sighting of the FLOTUS has occurred when she released a public statement condemning her husband's child-napping enterprise
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bored? This video of a Tesla committing self-immolation will give you something to do for 45 seconds
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Sat June 16, 2018
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Does anyone know this 105-year-old's Fark handle?
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(Some Childless Guy)
 
 
 
Parents absolutely astounded at the idea that they might be financially responsible for their unsupervised brat destroying a $132,000 sculpture
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Aw, c'mon, what's in the box?
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Fri June 15, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Natalie Portman says she doesn't talk to former fellow Harvard student Jared Kushner anymore because he's become a supervillain
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Country Song: My ex done tried to take my air conditioner / Baby it's hot outside / so I shot him with my pink stun gun / And you know what else? / I done shot his nuts off with a real gun
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Thu June 14, 2018
(WJFW Rhinelander)
 
 
 
When the nurse asks what the pain feels like don't have your ex-husband grab the hatchet to personally show her
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Sandhill Cranes appear to dance in sync with Ed Sheeran song. More likely they were having seizures
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Netflix is re-running Joseph Campbell and the Power of Myth. I'm getting a lot more out of it than I did 30 years ago. It has me thinking of how to build a Mythos absent supernatural agents, but restoring wonder and ritual to Western life
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Page Six)
 
Boobies
 
Rudy Giuliani bragged about affair, saying the woman's breasts weigh about 9-11 lbs each
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Katy Tur reports the feds are preparing paperwork to arrest Michael Cohen. Bob Corker says the republican party is becoming the Trump cult party. Buckle up. Keep your arms, legs and body inside the vehicle at all times. It's your 8pm ET MSNBC thread
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
"Honey, I'm home" "BUT YOU'RE DEAD" "I got better"
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Troll Level: Grandmaster
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani's former-mistress-now-wife complains that Giuliani has a mistress while married to her. #couldnotseethatcoming
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother uses taco to distract fake cop. It was either fish or pork, depending on which punchline you want
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I have been married for 15 years. Recently, he lost his father; this sparked a discussion about getting our affairs in order. We're in our 40s. His whole family got plots next to his dad. I did not get one. What do?"
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Some jerk with a flare gun leaves a Guitar solo
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Derby Evening Telegraph)
 
 
 
"I'm very proud to have reached this age. But, I'm still only 103. I'm a spring chicken and I'm still on the lookout for a toy boy"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Irish women bare all in a Guinness World Records-breaking skinny dip creating a glare powerful enough to wreck camera sensors for miles (with suitably SFW photo from REALLY far away)
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Sat June 09, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
BWAWAWAW & hahahahah
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Melania convinces her dopey husband that doctors ordered her not to travel with him
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I share a duplex and yard with an old, overly religious man who always proselytizes to me despite him knowing I'm an atheist. He put up a sign at Easter saying 'HE IS RISEN' that's still up. How can I get him to take the sign down?"
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump Derangement Syndrome is causing people to speculate about the hostage situation in the White House, claims the living embodiment of the Like And Such As speech
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In a strong attempt to dethrone Florida Man, Texas man decapitates rattlesnake, then is nearly fatally bitten by the severed head. With article that utterly fails to explain how the bite could occur, but I'm imagining the Killer Rabbit in Holy Grail
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Wed June 06, 2018
(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Apparently you can bring ketchup to a knife fight
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Looks like Fort Hamilton will be receiving its last delivered pizza ever
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yup. Eyelid surgery. Look how open her eyes are now
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
#MeToo showers bring out Gennifer Flowers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Unbrielievable: KellyAnne Conway claims Trump is "The Commander of Cheese" (with video goudaness)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband of twenty years and I ended our marriage after he came out as gay. He still comes over to see our daughters and have dinner; however, he talks about his dating life and it hurts. I still love him. How can I stop this?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
LeBron James: "Whoever wins doesn't want to go to the White House." Let's be honest, the Cavs weren't going to the White House even if Hillary was there
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
It started as your run-of-the-mill obituary. By the fifth sentence you expect a banner flown from a plane reading "WELCOME TO HELL, MOM"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Wife-like skipping detected?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Simona Mangiante Papadopoulos, come on down: You're the next contestant on Fox News' "Who Wants a Pardon Now?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Our son has ADHD but is lazy; he gets out of homework and plays video games. Our daughter is the exact opposite; studious and serious. My wife stays at home; she ignores our daughter in favor of our son. How can I get things equal?"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Don't fark with the Bezos
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Don't fark with the Bezos
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Used to be, Florida was tough. Nowadays, everyone gets their panties in a bunch over a gator rearranging their porch furniture
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Used to be, Florida was tough. Nowadays, everyone gets their panties in a bunch over a gator rearranging their porch furniture
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If she sees her shadow, do we get six more weeks of winter?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Texan woman shoots and kills her husband for being a little rough with her pussy
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
FLOTUS to spend at least another week-and-a-half hiding from her husband
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Sat June 02, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Has anyone thought about putting her face on a milk carton?
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Fri June 01, 2018
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Wife of convicted felon Rod Blagojevich goes on Fox News to praise Trump and then slam Mueller and Comey because "men like them" targeted her criminal husband
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Thu May 31, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Turns out Trump has been writing Melania's tweets. Apparently, her recent tweet, "scumbag cheating husband wants me to make him look good but no amount of plastic surgery would make cheeto-head look half human" was unacceptable
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I agreed to help my boss out with a site he runs outside of work. Then I found out it his "side project" is translating hentai. What should I do?"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
First Lady still MIA
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Remains of US pilot shot down over Vietnam finally returning home. Jeez, how high was that guy flying?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband wasn't surprised when I asked for a divorce--I have been unhappy with him for awhile--but he was shocked I didn't wait until our 13 year-old was out of high school. How can we tell her we're going to upend her world?"
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
What's the deal with Melania? Is she sick? Sick of Trump? Busy with her lawyers working out the divorce settlement? What?
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Burlington Times News)
 
 
 
Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
CHP cruiser knocks down motorcyclist on memorial ride, then arrests him for good measure
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
I hate my parents' favoring my younger sister. She and her baby hang out with them all week, and gets them and Grandma to feed the kid. When I visit with my child, they don't take care of us. I told Mom and Dad they should stop indulging sis
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
You ever have one of your parents or in-laws demand the grandkids call them by a specific name? What would you do if your mother-in-law insisted she was called "Nama?"
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Amazon claims "unlikely" string of events led to Echo's recording of family's private chat and sending it to random person
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
You mean filling your home with devices that are always listening might be a privacy invasion? You don't say
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Racist president pardons white woman's husband
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Werepups?" ... *pointing* ... "There. There pups. There castle"
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Tue May 22, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
She is 34 years old. She owns 8 homes. Here is how she did it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"You're all going down. You know who you are. Mark my word"
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Serena Williams apparently won beer pong at the royal wedding after-party
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Sat May 19, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Bad: Airline passenger punches dog. Worse: It was a service dog. Worster: For a deaf woman. Worsterer: he also punched the woman in the stomach. Worsterest: she's pregnant
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Too rare"? Ha...subby prefers his steak chased through the kitchen with a warm knife. Take THAT, Ms. Food Critic
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Lucas Glover's Wife Blamed the Attack on Her Mother-in-Law In 911 Call
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Wed May 16, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If you're going to write plays about political corruption and coverup in Russia, you may want to leave Russia before doing so
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Frances Bean Cobain's ex-husband takes her father's MTV Unplugged guitar in divorce settlement. Now that is an angry man
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
PGA golfer's wife ratcheted up the pressure to win
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Dear Ellie - My husband is addicted to teen porn, and I have teenage daughters. Wat do? Besides realizing one may have nothing to do with the other?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Cool: Proud mom gets tattoos of her sons' names. Not Cool: One is misspelled. Fark: So she changes the kid's name to match the tattoo. Brilliant
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Mon May 14, 2018
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Look, Son. On Mother's Day, Mom gets all the booze she wants, so don't argue about it
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"As part of the divorce settlement, My client is demanding a share of her ex-husband's $1.4 million Bitcoin holdings...okay now it's $1 million...and now it's $500,000...okay, now she owes him money"
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Geena Davis tells her 4th husband that she wants to start a league of her own
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Wed May 09, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
18-month-old in crib narrowly misses being shot by a drunk guy a half mile away playing with his new gun. Super crib stops the bullet, saves the day
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I live in a big city; I am white, married, heterosexual, and cisgender. We have a lot of LGBTQ friends; however, they mock my 'vanilla' sex life and say my husband and I are unnatural for not being poly. Should I get new friends?"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
BBC filters out Last Post after one season
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
-.-. --- --- .-.. ?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The Bay Area is so expensive divorced parents can't afford to live separately
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Mon May 07, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Melania finally releases her official White House campaign against cyberbullying as First Lady. Fark: She plagiarized it from Obama
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Bill Murray helps couple find out the sex of their baby with a golf swing
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Curse-averse researchers conclude there is no hidden room in Tutankhamun's tomb
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Are you saying she lied on her Visa application? Because old Europe is France, Germany and Belgium according to the GOP, and she didn't come from one of those
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
India & China: Welcome to the Sausage Party
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(Slate)
 
 
 
No matter how invasive your parents are, nothing tops "Taking their grandchild to get baptized even though you told them no"
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Sat May 05, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former husband of Sopranos' star convicted of
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
After 9 days, Florida woman gets giant NOPE out of ear
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sex addiction is no joke. NO JOKE. 5 times a day, NOT ENOUGH. No joke. Heh (NSFW)
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Thu May 03, 2018
(BET)
 
 
 
Opinion piece: Camille Cosby deserves side-eye for her hypocrisy and damage control moves. (Looks at source) WHOA
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Thursday Prudie is best Prudie: "My roommate wants me to stop showering with my boyfriend because he didn't like imagining what we do in there. Wat do?"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Camille Cosby releases three-page statement on husband's sex assault verdict
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After 28 years, Paulina Porizkova realizes she's married to Ric Ocasek
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Wed May 02, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP Senate candidate: Military experience is inherently conservative and veterans who vote Democrat have issues with "cognitive thought processes"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I've been divorced for years; my ex has remarried. I move often with my career, and we've remained friends; when I visit my kids, I stay at her home. My girlfriends wrongly assume I'm still in love; how can I convince them I'm not?"
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Tue May 01, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
"I have a dishwasher at home myself: My wife. That was bad. Actually, I do the dishes, most of the time"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Five months after getting married, I found out my husband had a long-term girlfriend. We're getting divorced, and my mom and his mom are asking if we finished thank-you notes. Am I still obligated to write them since we're through?"
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Fri April 27, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer hospitalized with kidney infection, which will be the hilarious plot in Schumer's next movie "I feel sick"
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Thu April 26, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Twitter user solves age-old missing sock in washing machine mystery. Still no solution for tweeting presidents
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for felony B&E at hospital claims she wasn't trying to steal newborns from neonatal units, just hand-deliver first baby bibles to babies. But crazy eyes don't lie
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My mom got pregnant with me in high school; she raised me on her own. I'm 23; my husband and I are expecting our first child. My mother is 41, and she and her new husband are expecting. Am I right to feel resentment at her pregnancy?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines: Tie her up. Tie her up. Tie her up
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Wed April 25, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Surely the airlines have learned by now not to treat people badly, lest it go viral. Delta: Hold my beer while I tie this woman to her wheelchair with a dirty blanket and tell her to shut the fark up
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Put on your robe and wizard hat
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
President Trump's female doppelganger has finally been found. Ummmm... thanks, internet
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Tue April 24, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The View agrees that Donald Trump, Jr will will have a very easy time finding someone new because he's handsome
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I gave birth to twins. It was traumatic. Bed rest for 5 months, twins in the hospital for weeks. My husband doesn't want more kids; he had a secret vasectomy he won't reverse. It's torn us apart; I sleep in the guest bed. What do?"
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Sun April 22, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's Sunday, so of course Kellyanne Conway goes on CNN and gets her scales all ruffled up
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Fri April 20, 2018
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman goes into labor during tornado on Friday the 13th. Jason, Dorothy not on the list of names
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Thu April 19, 2018
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Mom wants everyone to rub one out before hitting the road. Do you follow that advice?
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
If you haven't seen Twiggy the water skiing squirrel, this weekend is your last chance
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Christ, what an asshole
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have a British coworker who intentionally mispronounces everyone's name in the office, and when confronted he blames his accent. My husband is British and doesn't have trouble. We have no HR. How can we stop these microaggressions?"
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Tue April 17, 2018
(NPR)
 
NewsFlash
 
Barbara Bush dies at 92
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Neanderthal Matt Damon apparently threatened Stormy Daniels to keep her mouth shut about sleeping with Trump. So, Matt Damon, then
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Mon April 16, 2018
(TVLine)
 
 
 
"Supergirl" returns from winter hiatus, where Mon-El ponders revealing to Kara the secret of the Legion's ability for plentiful dairy production in the future. 8 PM ET, on the CW
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
"George Stephanopoulos is having way more sex than you"
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
"George Stephanopoulos is having way more sex than you"
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Mermaid looks for a little tail
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Fri April 13, 2018
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Okay, so aside from Greitens himself, is there anyone left in Missouri that wants him to stay on as Governor?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My daughter is a freshman in college out of state. My wife is using an app to track her every move; it's causing my daughter to resent her. I'm against it; my wife says she should have nothing to hide. How can I get her to let go?"
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Thu April 12, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYPost gets a copy of Comey's book. Yes, it is true. Comey peed on Trump's sofa
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYPost gets a copy of Comey's book. Yes, it is true. Comey peed on Trump's sofa
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Elderly El Paso couple want killer bees removed from their home. "They don't pay rent." "Last year, they weren't quite as aggressive as they are this year"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband just found religion; he's been going to church and is uppity about it. I never had religion to lose; it's a silly concept. He wants to drag the kids with him; they've never been. Should I let him?"
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Well, to be fair, that's because he doesn't have one
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Deportation or admit in open court that your manhood really is just a quarter-inch killer? Decisions, decisions, decisions
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Tue April 10, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher participating in a statewide teacher walkout, you're not helping the cause if you use the time to have sex with a student
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tammy Duckworth (D) becomes first Senator to give birth while in office. Figuratively speaking, of course
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Sun April 08, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Shooting your husband in the head because you don't want to cook him breakfast isn't normal. But in Normalville it is
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Excuse me, are there any non-assholes working in the airline industry? Hello? No, seriously, isn't there at least one person with a touch of common sense and compassion? Hello?
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Sat April 07, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Mother of the year candidate arrested after her child ate the best macaroni and cheese ever
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"Hi there, nice to meet you guys. This is my husband, David and these are my kids, Grönkulla and Fyrkantig"
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Fri April 06, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Free meatballs served at testicular cancer event. What, no prairie oysters?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My parents plan big vacations for the family; they pay for everything. I'm 30 and a recent grad student, and my brother is younger. But they expect me to share a bed with my brother; how can I get them to pay for separate rooms?"
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Thu April 05, 2018
(USA Today)
 
Weeners
 
Hopefully Amazon's new Lorena Bobbitt documentary series doesn't end up on the cutting room floor
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I think this might explain Japan's low birth rate
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sad: 11-year-old girl's mother died two years ago. Sadder: Her dad didn't know what to do with her hair so he hacked it off. Cool: Now her bus driver styles her hair for her almost every day
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(Metro)
 
 
 
In other news, Prince Philip is becoming more Cyborg than Time Lord
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Monthly membership to Ancestry.com: $19.99. First class postage for sending in your DNA sample: $2.66. Discovering your biological father is your parents' fertility doctor: Priceless
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man stabs his wife 123 times, claims no memory of the incident. Not reported: quality of his business cards, size of his Huey Lewis & The News collection
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Re Mi Do Do (octave lower) So
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"F**king hip. I blame the f**king peasants for this. By the way nurse, nice cans"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am an executive director of a nonprofit working with at-risk youth. I interviewed a woman who has great references who could do wonders. She's homophobic and Islamophobic. Should I hire her, or will she harm kids with her views?"
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Everything is possible in the magical world of Disney. Even the arrest of your local Congressman's wife for "disorderly intoxication" (with mugshot)
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
Mary Kay Letourneau's husband is now old enough to drink
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Only an idiot would want to be the next White House Communications Director, according to the guy who's married to the next White House Communications Director
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(Slate)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it kind of looks like Melania Trump's anti-bullying campaign hasn't really accomplished much and is just sort of winding down without any fanfare
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"It's not that my child is too ignorant or lazy; it's that he's just too smart for homework"
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(WPTV)
 
NewsFlash
 
Pulse Nightclub gunman's wife found not guilty
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Things normal people cheer about: their team making a touchdown, getting a raise. Things this guy cheers about: getting sentenced to death
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
I think you flooded the engine
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: We were visiting friends on vacation. My husband had his laptop. One of the kids watched a video on it. No one put it away and another kid spilled juice on it, ruining it. Should those parents chip in for the replacement?"
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Mon March 26, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
TLDR - Trump is slowly making Melania more and more like Hillary Clinton
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Patriots owner sends team plane to carry Parkland students to DC March for our Lives. Dammit, Kraft, Subby's allergic to onions
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Silicon Republic)
 
 
 
Scientists stunned to capture first mating footage of bizarre anglerfish, but not as stunned as the anglerfish was when it realized its mating was being filmed
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
58-year-old plus sized model takes the runway by storm for New Orleans Fashion Week
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman attacks husband because he: A) let his guard down, B) forgot her medication, C) forgot anniversary
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman attacks husband because he: A) let his guard down, B) forgot her medication, C) forgot anniversary
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