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| Mon March 08, 2021 |
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Bill Clinton and George W. Bush are back in the White House
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Sometimes dead is better
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Dustin Diamond was never legally married. I know, can you believe it?
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If you can elect a Black Southern preacher and a Jewish son of an immigrant to the U.S. Senate while Donald Trump sits in the White House, then, by God, everything else is possible
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How to know you're not really cut out for thieving: 1) you break into the home of someone who knows you and can identify you when they see you running away 2) you also leave behind your debit card you used to force open the door
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Wall Street is VERY pissed off that Congress gave union workers $83b to fund their failing pension plans. They should be allowed to fail just like Wall St. was in 2008. Oh, wait
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From 3D printers to CNC machines, Makerspaces are filled with fun toys, but things can go from cool to out-of-hand very quickly. Tell us about yours in this week's Maker Monday Thread. Link goes to unnecessary desktop plastic injection machine
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Harry and Meghan hid out in a Tyler Perry house, produced by Tyler Perry, directed by Tyler Perry
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TIL Danny DeVito was pivotal in the development of Pulp Fiction. Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss what movies/TV we've seen this past week. LGT the role the legendary DeVito played in the film's creation. Sadly, no Rum Ham
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Alice Cooper's real name is Vincent, or "Vinnie" to that one guy who's been calling him that for going on 40 years ... and getting away with it for obvious reasons
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| Wed March 03, 2021 |
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A South Carolina man has been arrested for stealing four classics and taking them to the chop shop
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ProTip: If you don't want folks to enjoy rumpy-pumpy at your rest stops, don't call them lay-bys (possible nsfw content on page)
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Biden Administration to members of the middle class who were getting excited about actually getting some help out of the next round of stimulus payments: *yoink*
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Every day America's favorite QAnon representative calls for a vote to adjourn the current House session and if that's not enraging, check out what's written on her mask (w/video)
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Well, more specifically it's brown people immigration. It's guaranteed both sides have no problems with new people from England or the Netherlands
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Child tax credit to get kids out of poverty is "nightmare for Republicans, Henry F. Potter"
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Alamo Drafthouse is no longer puttin' on the Ritz
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Old and busted for the Democrats: Ending the filibuster. New and not improved: "Filibuster reform"
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The House Ethics Committee finds there is "substantial reason to believe" that GOP Rep. Steven Palazzo of Mississippi abused his office and misspent campaign funds. Bonus Irony: Rep. Palazzo was an accountant before going to Congress
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Buzzfeed posts its most depressing listicle: how to stay fed when you're poor in America
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Meet Max, the temporary executive director of the Susquehanna SPCA. The swap sees the real director literally in the dog house to bring awareness to animals that spend extended stays in shelters. Welcome to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Kremlin to White House: You really want to play with fire? Don't tempt us with your sanctions
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Who was that masked man who attempted to break into Sandra Lee's house? I don't know either but at least he was following Covid-19 mask protocols
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House Oversight Committee ain't done with Trump yet
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Forget shortened voting times, voter ID, and an end to absentee voting. The real voter suppression is Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) being forced to go through a metal detector because someone said they were going to bring a gun onto the House floor
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Making sexual comments about subordinates, drinking on the job, taking Ambien and creating a hostile work environment while in the White House. Donald Trump or his physician, Ronny Jackson?
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| Thu February 18, 2021 |
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Texans are letting houses burn since they have no water
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Felon gives his paramour a Valentine's day to remember, yelling "DIE" at her while begin led off for attacking her autistic kid, and having multiple firearms in the house, including some missing serial numbers
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And all the pop nerds went squeeeee for the first new Crowded House music in 11 years
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For auction: 4,000 square foot house in New Jersey with 52 acres of land, 23 acre lake, roller coasters, liquor license and more
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If your party's main theme to win is to restrict voting than maybe you need a new game plan. Or you're a Republican
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Sure, shivering in your unheated house sucks, but at least Texans can drown their sorrows in plentiful, safe drinking wat-- oh
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| Mon February 15, 2021 |
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First legislator of African descent and the first African American to earn a bachelor's degree from an American college or university will have his portrait to hung in a Statehouse. And still a better story than Twili..oh. it *is* Twilight? Carry on
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Burglary suspects arrested after police determine that the game is afoot. Or more specifically, two pairs of feet and a lot of snow. So, afeet?
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The (Off) White House, a monument to the hubris of Huey P Long, who wanted a replica of the White House so he would know where the light switches in the bathrooms were when he got to be president
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While Fox News accuses Kamala Harris's niece of nepotism simply for having an Instagram account, these two chuckleheads somehow managed to make $680M while working in the White House "for free"
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In his lighthouse at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming
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Have we normalized impeachment?
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So a "peer-reviewed journal" published your proof that drinking bleach cures coronavirus or that carbon dioxide does not cause a greenhouse effect, but you want it indexed by leading science databases. Don't worry, they got you covered
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Remember Buffalo Bill's house from "Silence of the Lambs" being sold recently? New owner is turning it into a bed and breakfast
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"Larry, who has met a number of world leaders, has been largely unfriendly to men but took a liking to former US President Barack Obama. When Donald Trump visited in 2019, Larry took a nap under his car". Bonus: an extremely rare politics/dawww crosspost
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| Fri February 12, 2021 |
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I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a Trump fiend. But now she's backing away, at least according to this magazine. She said it's just a big waste of time, and who could disagree, now that Nikki's changed her mind?
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Trump refused to call off the coup attempt while on the phone with House Republican leader Kevin McCarthy, according to Republicans speaking on the record
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Pssst ... here's the Republican cheat code to winning back the House in 2020, let's turn it into the principle before then and let the people decide the grade
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Rich progressives: Black Lives Matter, but in some other neighborhood. I put the sign out front of my house, what more do you want?
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Utah man stops over at relative's house, finds a lonely cougar. Surprisingly not a pornhub plot
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Big money donors are revolting against the Biden White House, say it's "bulls***" that no one's given them their ambassadorships yet
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Remember all those people from the cities who rushed to buy suburban houses during the pandemic? Well they now regret it
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Remember all those people from the cities who rushed to buy suburban houses during the pandemic? Well they now regret it
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Texas mom tackles peeping tom looking in her daughter's window - a full on, open field, down in one move tackle
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Sanitation worker rescues 7-year-old boy from garbage truck after kid hid in trash can, got dumped in vehicle. "I thought I was going to be a mashed potato." Hero tag crushes Florida tag
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Poor Donnie. And right before Valentine's Day too
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The Great Reddit Rebellion actually ended up making billions for the hedge fund industry it was supposed to punish, because they have people reading those forums too. The House always wins...ALWAYS
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| Thu February 11, 2021 |
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Devin Nunes predicts the Republicans will try to impeach Biden in 2023 in a crazy tit-for-tat once they retake the House in 2022
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Senator Mike Lee complains that tricksey House Impeachment Managers are using words he actually said to represent things he actually said
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Ok, now how in the hell are they gonna shove him into a cheese wedged shape R2D2?
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"Oh, nothing much, just checking to see if the unhinged lynch mob I sent got there in time. BRB, Tommy, gotta tweet a little more incitement"
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House broken mini pandas prancing around the house? They're more likely than you think
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Hoping to organize the Amazon warehouse in Alabama? Not only are you facing one of the largest companies on earth, they've hired a "consultant" to preach the evils of unions
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Trevor Bauer hasn't been a Dodger for a week yet and he's already complaining about something
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Norway fires back at GM's Super Bowl ad
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Angry Lindsey Graham says Capitol attackers should have been met with deadly force
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"The affidavit says "I'm going to come kill the President," then he asked the Secret Service to come pick him up, and take him to the White House so he can punch the President in the face, sit in his chair, and stay there until he dies"
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The House Impeachment Managers have successfully created a situation where the only real excuse Republicans can now use for acquitting Trump is their own personal cowardice. Which, let's be honest, most of them have already all but admitted to
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Well, that IS so unusual (possible nsfw content on page)
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Senator Graham (I - Do Declare) says Senate is more likely to acquit because - C) The Capitol Police should have mowed down all the protestors. Do you kiss your Trump's ass with that same mouth, Lindsey?
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| Wed February 10, 2021 |
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Feds: "Um, searching Pink Hat Bullhorn Lady's house turned up several smashed cellphones and 'go bags' with ammunition, rope, duct tape, knives and throwing stars. So maybe not so fast letting her loose, hm?"
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DC homeowners and construction workers chase off car thieves by throwing rocks, making noise, opening their coats to look bigger
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Family's front yard ice castles are a sight to behold in their neighborhood
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New Zealand parliament suddenly realizes it's no longer 1850, allows Maori minister in without a necktie
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Neighborhood putting their Christmas lights back up after one woman was shamed for not taking down her father's lights in a timely manner after he passed from Covid-19
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Statics indicate it might be a better kept secret if you just graffiti your medical records onto the front of your house
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Dear Deidre, my very sick wife says she can't fulfill my sexual needs, wants me to have sex with her daughter. Will this make family dinners awkward?
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Maybe you didn't grow up in the first house on your street to have color TV, or cable, or a video game system, or a computer, or whatever, but hey, "first house on your street to have a drive-through" is still available
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| Sun February 07, 2021 |
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Sen. Ron Johnson (R-You kidding me?) thinks that the most important question about the insurrection is: What did House Speaker Nancy Pelosi know, and when did she know it? Ron Johnson is wrong
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Panic at the Jail House
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Man frustrated that even though there turned out not to be a bomb at the courthouse, and he didn't in any way try to bomb the courthouse, and even reported the possibility of a bomb to the police, he's still in jail
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Nice university you've got there. Since you didn't pay the slaves who helped build it, we're sure you won't mind their descendants not paying tuition
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Come and knock on our door. Who the hell are you?
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Jason Miller says Trump is happy to be out of the White House and off of Twitter. Says he is starting to relax more. Reading some medieval philosophy, a little René Descartes. Baking some sourdough bread. Thinks he might take up model railroading
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Robert Fripp, the lead guitarist of King Crimson, is convinced to film a short ballet video, complete with tutu, by his wife. It subsequently goes viral. His initial reaction was less than positive... but he came around
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| Fri February 05, 2021 |
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Eric Stratton's '59 Corvette from "Animal House" is up for sale, in case you need something to seal the deal with Mrs. Wormer at the toga party
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On the up side, he now has an excellent photo for his Lowered Expectations dating profile
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Two GOP congressmen fined $5k each for bypassing metal detectors
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Jackass in Vancouver who was arrested for turning his Penthouse into a makeshift nightclub put up Jackass Gofundme asking for $100,000 because it's his right to run an illegal nightclub during a pandemic. Jackass
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Next week, the Trump Defense and Republican Senators will argue that there is no constitutional right or precedent to hold a trial for a former president. This argument completely ignores history
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Ted Cruz, still a dick
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Kyle Rittenhouse now has one less wacko on his legal team
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Historical Confederate monument removed from Gwinnett County Courthouse. Wait a minute, 1993 does not make it 'historical'
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Bounty hunters to cops: Help us perform a warrantless search of this house. Cops: We have no idea what agency these guys are from, but they have cool official-looking jackets, so let's go
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Sherrod Brown, speaking on the House floor, tells Rand Paul to "wear a mask" before he goes full neighbor on him
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I warned you all that Mike Pence is capable of great evil
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The US Senate passes the budget resolution with VP Harris breaking the tie. She didn't even need to fly in
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The latest QAnon insurrectionist racist online hangout is Clubhouse, which is apparently invitation-only. Finally, a use for all of those family members who've checked out of reality
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Jesus is my scrubbing bubbles
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Hoyer, with the sharp tongue, on the floor of the House
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In Today's "Weird or Cool from Japan": In 24 hours, it can build you a house for the price of a car
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| Wed February 03, 2021 |
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Iowa House Speaker: "No masks needed in the chamber." Iowa House leader to legislator who wore jeans to protest mask decision: "GTFO"
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Let's spin the Lindsey Graham two-faced wheel, today. Trump, not Trump, Trump, not Trump, Trump... OK, not Trump
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How I stormed the White House, by Overstock ex-CEO Patrick Byrne
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Sandwich homes - not as delicious as it sounds
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Sandwich homes - not as delicious as it sounds
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Asking the White House Press Secretary about "space force" while America has to deal with a pandemic, the aftermath of an attempted coup, and a second impeachment deserves no response. It deserves action: replace Josh Wingrove with a real journalist
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NYC landmarks Underground Railroad stop in downtown Brooklyn. Transfer available to the B, Q and R
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House GOP will have to decide to go full Q tomorrow
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Oh look, Turley does a BSAB for the current impeachment, surprising absolutely no one
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"Influencers told not to use 'misleading' beauty filters." They literally cannot say this with a straight face
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Senate Republicans don't have your back, America. Not a single one of the cheap bastards voted to advance the stimulus package that would give most Americans a $1,400 one-time check
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Michael Strahan tells GMA colleagues "You don't want Covid" after he tests positive
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"You walk into this beach house and everything was 'Titanic': 'Titanic' towels, 'Titanic' poster, 'Titanic,' you know, everywhere." Thanks, Mom
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"A new way?" This implies there's at least one more
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Rep. Brian Babin (R-acist) proposes removal of Rep. Ilhan Omar from House Foreign Affairs Committee for um, you know, reasons
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House Republicans seriously consider Greene New Deal
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The latest optical illusion dividing households and killing friendships? This avocado, which may or may not be seedless
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It's U-Haul, not U-House
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The House will start fining Republicans who bypass metal detectors
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If you're going to burn down someone's house to avenge being ripped off in a drug deal, make sure you have the right house
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