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Tue March 09, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
"The crowd outside the Fifth Avenue building where Mr Trump has a penthouse apartment, carried signs that read "Arrest Trump", "Indict Trump", and "Florida Man Go Home.""
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
US Senator Mike Lee (R-UT) quotes popular pioneer LDS hymn to justify voting against $1.9-trillion COVID relief bill, just like Jesus sang
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Mon March 08, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton and George W. Bush are back in the White House
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(en Gage)
 
 
 
Sometimes dead is better
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Dustin Diamond was never legally married. I know, can you believe it?
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(Marie Claire)
 
 
 
If you can elect a Black Southern preacher and a Jewish son of an immigrant to the U.S. Senate while Donald Trump sits in the White House, then, by God, everything else is possible
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
How to know you're not really cut out for thieving: 1) you break into the home of someone who knows you and can identify you when they see you running away 2) you also leave behind your debit card you used to force open the door
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street is VERY pissed off that Congress gave union workers $83b to fund their failing pension plans. They should be allowed to fail just like Wall St. was in 2008. Oh, wait
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From 3D printers to CNC machines, Makerspaces are filled with fun toys, but things can go from cool to out-of-hand very quickly. Tell us about yours in this week's Maker Monday Thread. Link goes to unnecessary desktop plastic injection machine
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Harry and Meghan hid out in a Tyler Perry house, produced by Tyler Perry, directed by Tyler Perry
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TIL Danny DeVito was pivotal in the development of Pulp Fiction. Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss what movies/TV we've seen this past week. LGT the role the legendary DeVito played in the film's creation. Sadly, no Rum Ham
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Alice Cooper's real name is Vincent, or "Vinnie" to that one guy who's been calling him that for going on 40 years ... and getting away with it for obvious reasons
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Sun March 07, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Joe Manchin will not get rid of the filibuster but he is fine with changing the rules to crush them, drive them before him and hear their lamentations
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pro tip. If you're giving witness testimony in an online court hearing, try not to be in the same house as the defendant
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Marjorie Taylor Greene goes full wacko on her GOP colleagues
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Adventure through a frozen ghost town -- a frozetown one could say
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Sat March 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Equal Rights Amendment, sorry ladies not yours
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CNBC upset that Democrats might not give stimulus checks to the poor, poor people making over $80k a year. "This is a slap in the face"
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Ron Johnson's "preference now" is to leave office in 2022. Most of us prefer that he leave now
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Don't know what to do with quaint little house your parents died in? New services will offer very short-term space rentals: "Recently we've been getting a lot of cosplay customers who come to act out scenes from the 'Demon Slayer' comic"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
No coincidentally, Super Delta Mega Formation was the name of the space detail that protected subby's sofa forts and treehouses back in the day
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
They would have had to add in a few hip hop dance scenes but it doesn't make it any worse
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
What happens if the minimum wage gets raised to $15/hour?
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah House:"No, we are not going to remove the statewide mask mandate in the middle of a pandemic. Who do you think we are? Farking Texas?"
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Thu March 04, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Expanded $3,000 child tax credit could help 10 million kids in poverty. Well, if they do their homework, clean their rooms, and leave mommy and her special friend alone for a little while first
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Entire (poor) neighborhoods were destroyed to build freeways that fueled urban and suburban growth. A Zillow glitch allows you to see where those houses used to stand. Progress has a cost, and that fee should never be forgotten
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sen. Ron the Johnson: "Historically what's happened is we offer a couple of hundred amendments on the Republican side. I'm coming up with a process that keeps people from tiring out. I'm getting sign ups. I'm laying out a three-shift schedule"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House approves George Floyd Justice in Policing Act. Still can't breathe until Senate passes it
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(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
Do these houses come in funny shapes and all? Well, no, unless round is funny
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(ABC 6 Providence)
 
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Doorbell camera catches Amazon delivery driver peeing on grocery order
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(This Is Colossal)
 
 
 
Construction in France uncovers a Roman villa dating back to 1-2 A.D
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
NC girl becomes first state champion in wrestling
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Tl/dr just don't buy a house in LA on a hill
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Squirrel rehabber may be nuts
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Motorious)
 
 
 
A South Carolina man has been arrested for stealing four classics and taking them to the chop shop
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
ProTip: If you don't want folks to enjoy rumpy-pumpy at your rest stops, don't call them lay-bys (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden Administration to members of the middle class who were getting excited about actually getting some help out of the next round of stimulus payments: *yoink*
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Every day America's favorite QAnon representative calls for a vote to adjourn the current House session and if that's not enraging, check out what's written on her mask (w/video)
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Well, more specifically it's brown people immigration. It's guaranteed both sides have no problems with new people from England or the Netherlands
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Child tax credit to get kids out of poverty is "nightmare for Republicans, Henry F. Potter"
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(Alamo Drafthouse)
 
 
 
Alamo Drafthouse is no longer puttin' on the Ritz
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Old and busted for the Democrats: Ending the filibuster. New and not improved: "Filibuster reform"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The House Ethics Committee finds there is "substantial reason to believe" that GOP Rep. Steven Palazzo of Mississippi abused his office and misspent campaign funds. Bonus Irony: Rep. Palazzo was an accountant before going to Congress
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Buzzfeed posts its most depressing listicle: how to stay fed when you're poor in America
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(WBNG Binghamton)
 
 
 
Meet Max, the temporary executive director of the Susquehanna SPCA. The swap sees the real director literally in the dog house to bring awareness to animals that spend extended stays in shelters. Welcome to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Kremlin to White House: You really want to play with fire? Don't tempt us with your sanctions
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Who was that masked man who attempted to break into Sandra Lee's house? I don't know either but at least he was following Covid-19 mask protocols
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
House Oversight Committee ain't done with Trump yet
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forget shortened voting times, voter ID, and an end to absentee voting. The real voter suppression is Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) being forced to go through a metal detector because someone said they were going to bring a gun onto the House floor
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Making sexual comments about subordinates, drinking on the job, taking Ambien and creating a hostile work environment while in the White House. Donald Trump or his physician, Ronny Jackson?
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Tue March 02, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Due to the ongoing dearth of lethal injection meds South Carolina passes bill to give death row inmates a more humane alternative to the electric chair
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White House pulls Tanden nomination because she was mean to political opponents on Twitter and that is totally unacceptable for a senior government official to do in any situation ever
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Mindlessly floating 2 miles out to sea on an inflatable and only PANICKING once you run out of beer is no way to go through life, drunk young lads
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Democrats finally manage to tell a pants on fire lie from the White House press room
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Quick- someone design a flag with 51 stars
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Some residents of Eagan, MN lose phone and internet service due to: A. snowstorm, B. windstorm, C. screaming, machete-wielding woman
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Fozzie Bear finally gets his due. National Comedy Center Wockognizes his career achievements, just avoid that Lucy statue
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
How the Big Lie gets passed into law
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Mon March 01, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
In another sign that Murica is slowly moving back to post COVID normal, a school shooting
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I feel a hot wind on my shoulder, and a touch of a world that is older. Turn the switch and check the number, this is your MSNBC discussion thread, 7:00pm Eastern
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Georgia accidentally democracied in 2020. State House GOP comes to the rescue to make sure it never happens again
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(Iowa Capitol Dispatch)
 
 
 
Iowa GOP puts together a list of the 10 dirty subjects you can't discuss in public schools or universities
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Area man arrested for "ROADHOUSE"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Good news, you don't need to spend $35 to get Walmart to substitute something totally different from what you ordered and drop it off at your house in less than 2 hours
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Ax Thrower arrested for Gimli cosplay
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Sun February 28, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Can you keep any airplane parts that fall in your yard? We asked a falling-airplane-yard-parts lawyer
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
How will Maggie react to seeing Negan a changed man after he went to bat for Glenn all those years ago? And what is the new mystery threat that Daryl confronts? With Rick gone, who will tell Judith to stay in the house? The Walking Dead 9 PM ET on AMC
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(CBC)
 
 
 
No Mask? No Mail
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Man soaks himself in gasoline and threatens to light himself on fire and burn his family's house, so the cops are called...and you'll never guess what happens next
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We've seen stories of rural Japanese houses going cheap. An American couple found something special
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Virginia just got a lot cooler, if you know what I mean and don't bogart that joint, dude
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bryan Cranston has listed his eco-friendly Ventura Beach house for a cool 5 million. Motorhome listed separately
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Sadie deserves steak every day now
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Naturalist says he had a mythical hobbit 'sighting' after 'little hairy man' jumped onto his roof and calls out to pal. No word yet if the little guy asked his pal to bring another drink for the nutter (possible nsfw content on page)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Every Republican in the House voted against emergency tax cut for all Americans, because of course they did
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, in a week or two, they technically won't be lying
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
New York steakhouse borrows wax figures from Madame Tussauds, so you can have Audrey Hepburn take a seat at your socially distanced table. She's way over-dressed for a steakhouse, of course
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A plague o' both their houses?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fauci declares mating season open
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Not housebroken" does sound about par for the course. Anyway, thanks for the DNA
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The one issue that the broad electorate agrees on is the one thing that Republican politicians are working hardest to stop: stimulus checks
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(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
Glass houses, yellow submarines and Jacobin pigeons: a curiously weird rabbit hole to dive into
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
CPAC organizers find themselves in a position akin to the guy at an Anarchists' convention who is trying to make sure he gets his security deposit back
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(TechRepublic)
 
 
 
China Cat is watching you masterbate on the Clubhouse app
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Despite the GOP's best efforts to be on the wrong side of history, House passes LGBTQ equality rights bill
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"Oh, and Ted Cruz, go f*ck yourself"
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Thu February 25, 2021
(KXLF)
 
 
 
The real estate market in Bozeman, Montana is so bonkers that a man is panhandling on Main Street with a cardboard sign begging for someone to sell him a house
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Levittown 2.0: Long Island welcomes first 3D-printed homes, listed for half the price of local comparables. "Listed," not "Sold"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Levittown 2.0: Long Island welcomes first 3D-printed homes, listed for half the price of local comparables. "Listed," not "Sold"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
White House hasn't decided whether the US will go out for Chinese for the 2022 Olympics
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
Happiness is a dormouse family with its own little village
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Iowa House Republicans Move Quickly on Bill to Restrict Voting After Record Turnout in 2020"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
How do you do my fellow proles? I am an Amazon warehouse worker who was in no way compensated or pressured to write this article about how happy and content I am working for Amazon, and why we TOTALLY don't need a Union
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Things that were inevitable: drunk robots
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(Metro)
 
 
 
London is being overrun by rats. This is not a repeat of 1346
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
By the time you finish reading the first line you will hate the Florida man who had a auto stolen in this story
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Set your faces on stunned: one of Marjorie Taylor Greene's closest friends is an Insurrectionist. "It was not Antifa, and it was not BLM. It was Trump supporters that did that yesterday. I'm the first to admit it, being one myself"
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The average tenure for Illinois' House 13th Ward seat is over 25 years
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Wed February 24, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
McCarthy was all "Trump rules" then Cheney was like "Nah bro, he sux" then everyone else was all "Awkward"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pence still has his lips firmly attached to the wrong end of Trump's business
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden's $1.9 trillion COVID relief plan is too expensive and will damage business such as these 150 large US companies supporting the plan
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Republicans are rewriting the history of January 6th to leave out the white supremacists and violence at the Capitol, noting the people simply got lost as they were quietly handing out peace and love flowers on the way to the viewers' gallery
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Chinese court rules a woman's housework is worth $128 a month as long as she stays in the kitchen and keeps that glass ceiling spotless
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Rand Paul has a weird way of caring for black teens
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
North Dakota House passes joint bills to legalize and tax marijuana. Ha ha. Joint bills. I see what you did there
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Five big takeaways on the Capitol security hearings, or The sedition is coming from inside the house
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Don't kid yourself William. If the cows that have been roaming the city's commons for centuries ever got the chance they'd eat you and everyone you care about"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Group sex with groupies: what Subby would do if he were a fully vaccinated Dr. Fauci
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The US has been plagued by minority rule for over 20 years
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
'bringg kids bacc': Vandals target school board members, leave note, don't use spell checker
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kristi Noem about to take the lead in the Debase Yourself For Trump pageant
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Um, that's kind of their entire strategy
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Mysterious ring-shaped artifact excavated at site of Paul Revere's house turns out to be not-so-mysterious
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Tue February 23, 2021
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Should have used RealDolls
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Former House Sergeant-at-Arms Paul Irving denied National Guard request for January 6th because he was concerned about "optics" and "didn't feel that the intelligence supported it". In related news, Paul Irving doesn't know how to use the internet
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
The real question is which priest, nun or parent at the school subscribed to the hot Catholic mom's OnlyFans page
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Congress to hold hearings to grill cable company executives on why they see fit to broadcast disinformation networks such as Fox, Newsmax, or OAN. Sweet, do Facebook next
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Mon February 22, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Another example of why trying to put out a flame with water may not be such a good idea. "But it was just a damned candle, FFS"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
People in San Francisco's Laguna Heights neighborhood dropped some really good acid and thought they saw a Victorian house wandering the streets. Others didn't drop any acid at all and thought the same
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
People in San Francisco's Laguna Heights neighborhood dropped some really good acid and thought they saw a Victorian house wandering the streets. Others didn't drop any acid at all and thought the same
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bowser will go to congress and explain why taxing citizens without granting them representation in the legislative body is apparently a bad thing
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Lawmakers aren't worried about voting against the Coronavirus relief bill that is supported by nearly 70% of Americans because the checks will go out anyway thanks to Dems and they have 2 years to con voters into giving THEM credit for it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
$1.9T in COVID relief passes out of House Committee. *burrr*
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Susan Collins upgraded from "concerned" to "irked"
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
In some parts of San Diego county, $800,000 gets you an unfinished house, complete with local artwork
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
For $5 million you can now own John Travolta's oceanic mansion in Maine. That is a phenomena of a price
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Tim Matheson from Animal House receives death threats on Twitter after insulting Melania Trump. Wants those responsible put on Double Secret Probation
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(Complex)
 
 
 
Poll shows nearly half of Republicans in favor of coming out of the closet to show their pride and become openly fascist white supremacists
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"He ding-dong-ditches your house, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the SFPD way"
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Sun February 21, 2021
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
If you get caught stealing money, selling steroids or planning to rob a drug warehouse for personal profit - just blame it on a lack of training, like this cop did
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is this is the reason the Caturday tag is green?
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
PSA: If you're going to rob a house, you may want to refrain from napping on the couch and watching TV. You know, just in case the home-owners return
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Sat February 20, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Delivery driver nearly hits Texas couple's home, gets stuck in their driveway. So they take her in--for five days. They share Valentine's dinner she delivered, she naps with couple's dogs, bakes cake in thanks. Warmth of this story should end crisis
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(UPI)
 
 
 
First it was a bear in an outhouse.. and now it's an owl. The ultra-rare "crapper animal trifecta" is now in play
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
They say you can't put a price on freedom, but for many Texans, it's going to be a 5-figure monthly electric bill in exchange for the "freedom" of buying power from power plants that are not subject to federal government regulations
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Taxes, duhhh
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Republicans struggling to stick it to the libs by trying to derail an increasingly popular program most people like. Thanks Obama's VP
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
We Wish Wandering Wet Wyandotte Wall Wackers Would Walk...or maybe call a cab
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(Weird and)
 
 
 
Welcome to the House of Sarcasm. Like we need your support
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) displayed at least three large firearms prominently behind her during a virtual House meeting on banning lawmakers from bringing guns to meetings
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Another fatberg the size of a house in the sewers of London, "smelling like a combination of composting festival toilets and rotten meat"
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Man who bragged he tricked officials into letting him fly Confederate flag at intersection of two interstates has his own personal Appomattox Court House
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Someone is stalking Billie Eilish, presumably Dionne Warwick
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New father dumps mother of his child to shack up with his infant son's grandmother. All while the extended family is living together during lockdown. I think I saw this movie adaptation
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
California man who fled to Texas in search of less regulation stunned to discover what happens when you have less regulation
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In a brilliant legal maneuver, Capitol rioter Suzanne Kaye, 58, filmed herself drinking cinnamon Jack Daniels and citing her "Second Amendment right to shoot the FBI's f*cking ass" if they come to her house
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
There's Always A Group Text: Despite Ted Cruz' trying to blame his trip on his daughters, his wife sent a group text to friends complaining that her house was freezing and she was headed to the $300/night RItz in Cancun and inviting them to join her
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nestlé gives up trying to trademark the "Vegan Butcher", which it would have gotten if not for these two meddling siblings
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
In the '60s and '70s, historic San Francisco Victorian homes had their facades covered up with siding. Now their owners are paying big bucks to have them restored
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Texans are letting houses burn since they have no water
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(Altoona Mirror)
 
 
 
Felon gives his paramour a Valentine's day to remember, yelling "DIE" at her while begin led off for attacking her autistic kid, and having multiple firearms in the house, including some missing serial numbers
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
And all the pop nerds went squeeeee for the first new Crowded House music in 11 years
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For auction: 4,000 square foot house in New Jersey with 52 acres of land, 23 acre lake, roller coasters, liquor license and more
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(Independent)
 
 
 
If your party's main theme to win is to restrict voting than maybe you need a new game plan. Or you're a Republican
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Sure, shivering in your unheated house sucks, but at least Texans can drown their sorrows in plentiful, safe drinking wat-- oh
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Wed February 17, 2021
(The Drum)
 
 
 
Clubhouse, the trendy live group chat app, is just the annoying LinkedIn newsfeed -- but with audio
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(Some Snowy Sanctuary)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Chilly Cathouse
 
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
You know you're doing some fine police work Louise when you go to an illegal boozy lockdown party then try driving home drunk and crashing into a house
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
We're celebrating decency in the White House now
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Kayleigh Q. McEnany
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hope Trump's legal team made sure the checks cleared for their impeachment work before the trial, because you know who is not pleased
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(Brees?)
 
 
 
Indonesian woman says gust of wind made her pregnant, police begins investigation. A mighty wind
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
San Francisco to invest $27 million in program to boost homeownership, creating as many as three new homeowners
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Conservative kooker Steve Bannon wants to make Trump Speaker of the House in 2023 and let him impeach Biden for stealing the election
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Tue February 16, 2021
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
First up on the agenda for both House and Senate: The For The People Act outlaws all the anti-enfranchisement tactics the GOP has perfected
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Kinzinger receives kin zingers
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Dude shoots out his rear car window with a gun. Hides in house. Police say they announced more than 30 times for the home to be evacuated. Well yeah. It wasn't like he could hear you
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Hoping to have them clear the snow from his road Ukrainian tells police he killed his mother's partner and that they should bring a snowplough if they want to arrest him. Cops arrive in an ATV. Suspect now faces a €3.50 (around $1,500,000) fine
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Since he couldn't find anything better to film, here's our cameraman sliding around his driveway
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The "pro-family" "pro-life" GOP, is betting that there are enough parents who are so sick of spending time with their kids that they will vote for whomever promises to re-open the daycare warehouses, excuse me, public schools, no matter what
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(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
Violent gang damages houses and breaks into homes in city-wide crime spree
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Mitch McConnell was getting sane about Trump by denouncing him after the impeachment trial, he now says Trump could play 'constructive' role for the GOP in the future
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Some voter)
 
 
 
First legislator of African descent and the first African American to earn a bachelor's degree from an American college or university will have his portrait to hung in a Statehouse. And still a better story than Twili..oh. it *is* Twilight? Carry on
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Burglary suspects arrested after police determine that the game is afoot. Or more specifically, two pairs of feet and a lot of snow. So, afeet?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The (Off) White House, a monument to the hubris of Huey P Long, who wanted a replica of the White House so he would know where the light switches in the bathrooms were when he got to be president
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
While Fox News accuses Kamala Harris's niece of nepotism simply for having an Instagram account, these two chuckleheads somehow managed to make $680M while working in the White House "for free"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In his lighthouse at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Have we normalized impeachment?
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(Nature)
 
 
 
So a "peer-reviewed journal" published your proof that drinking bleach cures coronavirus or that carbon dioxide does not cause a greenhouse effect, but you want it indexed by leading science databases. Don't worry, they got you covered
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Remember Buffalo Bill's house from "Silence of the Lambs" being sold recently? New owner is turning it into a bed and breakfast
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Larry, who has met a number of world leaders, has been largely unfriendly to men but took a liking to former US President Barack Obama. When Donald Trump visited in 2019, Larry took a nap under his car". Bonus: an extremely rare politics/dawww crosspost
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Sun February 14, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman arrested near the White House with a loaded gun and a "letter for Biden"
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
We know it's cold, but don't use tiki torches to warm up your house
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Hate your neighbors? Give them ants
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham vows to impeach Kamala Harris for violating her Oath of Melanin
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
I'm not saying they did the right thing, but I do understand their anger and frustration
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
BRIAN BLESSED is only loud WHEN HE WANTS TO BE
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Nirvana lives
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(Vancouver Is Awesome)
 
 
 
Couple buys 1908 house slated for demolition for $1; moves it three blocks and does incredible restoration. Bonus: single-shot drone flythrough
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"The massive GOP betrayal of our democracy requires a forceful Democratic response"
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Sat February 13, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Annnnnnd we have our first Biden White House resignation
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texans sit in their cars to stay warm when the electricity is off in their houses. When they call the power company about the outage, they are told that the power is on
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What did Trump know and when did he know it? No one knows
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Remember: Reuse, Recycle, Regift engagement rings
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Could Lindsey Graham be joining Orange Julius Caesar in Georgia's big house in the not-so-distant future?
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(Some Bored Guy)
 
 
 
Man decides to paint his house during the pandemic, then again and again and again
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Fri February 12, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a Trump fiend. But now she's backing away, at least according to this magazine. She said it's just a big waste of time, and who could disagree, now that Nikki's changed her mind?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump refused to call off the coup attempt while on the phone with House Republican leader Kevin McCarthy, according to Republicans speaking on the record
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Pssst ... here's the Republican cheat code to winning back the House in 2020, let's turn it into the principle before then and let the people decide the grade
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rich progressives: Black Lives Matter, but in some other neighborhood. I put the sign out front of my house, what more do you want?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Utah man stops over at relative's house, finds a lonely cougar. Surprisingly not a pornhub plot
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Big money donors are revolting against the Biden White House, say it's "bulls***" that no one's given them their ambassadorships yet
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(Mansion Global)
 
 
 
Remember all those people from the cities who rushed to buy suburban houses during the pandemic? Well they now regret it
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(Mansion Global)
 
 
 
Remember all those people from the cities who rushed to buy suburban houses during the pandemic? Well they now regret it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas mom tackles peeping tom looking in her daughter's window - a full on, open field, down in one move tackle
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Sanitation worker rescues 7-year-old boy from garbage truck after kid hid in trash can, got dumped in vehicle. "I thought I was going to be a mashed potato." Hero tag crushes Florida tag
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Poor Donnie. And right before Valentine's Day too
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Great Reddit Rebellion actually ended up making billions for the hedge fund industry it was supposed to punish, because they have people reading those forums too. The House always wins...ALWAYS
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes predicts the Republicans will try to impeach Biden in 2023 in a crazy tit-for-tat once they retake the House in 2022
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Senator Mike Lee complains that tricksey House Impeachment Managers are using words he actually said to represent things he actually said
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Ok, now how in the hell are they gonna shove him into a cheese wedged shape R2D2?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Oh, nothing much, just checking to see if the unhinged lynch mob I sent got there in time. BRB, Tommy, gotta tweet a little more incitement"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
House broken mini pandas prancing around the house? They're more likely than you think
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Hoping to organize the Amazon warehouse in Alabama? Not only are you facing one of the largest companies on earth, they've hired a "consultant" to preach the evils of unions
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trevor Bauer hasn't been a Dodger for a week yet and he's already complaining about something
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Norway fires back at GM's Super Bowl ad
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Angry Lindsey Graham says Capitol attackers should have been met with deadly force
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
"The affidavit says "I'm going to come kill the President," then he asked the Secret Service to come pick him up, and take him to the White House so he can punch the President in the face, sit in his chair, and stay there until he dies"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The House Impeachment Managers have successfully created a situation where the only real excuse Republicans can now use for acquitting Trump is their own personal cowardice. Which, let's be honest, most of them have already all but admitted to
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Well, that IS so unusual (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Senator Graham (I - Do Declare) says Senate is more likely to acquit because - C) The Capitol Police should have mowed down all the protestors. Do you kiss your Trump's ass with that same mouth, Lindsey?
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Wed February 10, 2021
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Feds: "Um, searching Pink Hat Bullhorn Lady's house turned up several smashed cellphones and 'go bags' with ammunition, rope, duct tape, knives and throwing stars. So maybe not so fast letting her loose, hm?"
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
DC homeowners and construction workers chase off car thieves by throwing rocks, making noise, opening their coats to look bigger
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Family's front yard ice castles are a sight to behold in their neighborhood
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New Zealand parliament suddenly realizes it's no longer 1850, allows Maori minister in without a necktie
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Neighborhood putting their Christmas lights back up after one woman was shamed for not taking down her father's lights in a timely manner after he passed from Covid-19
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(TechRepublic)
 
 
 
Statics indicate it might be a better kept secret if you just graffiti your medical records onto the front of your house
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, my very sick wife says she can't fulfill my sexual needs, wants me to have sex with her daughter. Will this make family dinners awkward?
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Maybe you didn't grow up in the first house on your street to have color TV, or cable, or a video game system, or a computer, or whatever, but hey, "first house on your street to have a drive-through" is still available
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"If you try to stop us from starting a second Civil War, we will start a second Civil War"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Drunk driving cop runs into house at 70mph, injuring a woman and killing a dog. Expect the woman to soon be arrested for assaulting a police officer
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Looking for an uplifting story? The subject here will not pick you up when you're down. Find something else to take you to the next level
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Remember being in elementary school and sneaking out of the house at night? Good times
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Dr Fauci visited gay bathhouse is all your wing nut relative will see in this article's headline
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Looks like Jamie Dimon will get to continue acting as an unofficial adviser to the White House on things like fiscal policy and pandemic relief. Thank goodness, I was really worried JPMorgan Chase might be left out in the cold
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Dad builds luge track in family's backyard for kids to sled on
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
What do you do when you're hungry but have no food in the house? Do you A: Go get takeout? B: Call for delivery? or C: Print out a steak?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
London's skinniest house, 6 feet wide, can be yours for £950,000
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
COVID forcing Bucs to wait for White House visit to celebrate Super Bowl title; Tom Brady waiting until March 4th when the President is back
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The call is coming from inside the house: Capitol Riot Edition
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham says the real insurrection is coming from Biden's White House
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Not trying to kink shame here, but it appears South Dakota's GOP has a fetish for getting spanked by the Supreme Court
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(CBC)
 
 
 
I don't want to wait for our lives to be over
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(CBC)
 
 
 
I don't want to wait for our lives to be over
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Mon February 08, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
House managers rebut Trump's legal team's calls to dismiss impeachment case on grounds of a) "potential" evidence, b) "extensive" evidence, c) "overwhelming" evidence
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(NPR)
 
 
 
House Democrats continue investigation into Ex- 45's covid response: What did he know, and when did he blow it?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
City offers remote workers $6000 to relocate there. Difficulty: Natchez, Mississippi
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers to argue that telling supporters to 'fight like hell', does mean he actually wanted his telling supporters to 'fight like hell'
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
"I stopped posting crazy conspiracies after my campaign ended," Greene said in a statement that was also proven to be a lie
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Here's a phrase you probably never expected to see: "Gohmert is appealing"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My fiancé wants me off the deed and mortgage to our new home. If I don't agree, he says we'll stay engaged forever. Does he not understand the same applies to his virginity?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden can crush the GOP if he chooses
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Republican who voted against Marjorie Taylor Greene wants 'same standard' for Democrats. Is this a joke?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
House Republicans put out the trolling lines with new "OMAR" bill, which would bar members of Congress from employing their spouses
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Two impeachment trials in two years
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Joe Pesci's house is totally Pesci'd out
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Home renovation is the bomb
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Sun February 07, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sen. Ron Johnson (R-You kidding me?) thinks that the most important question about the insurrection is: What did House Speaker Nancy Pelosi know, and when did she know it? Ron Johnson is wrong
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Panic at the Jail House
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(Herald Journal News)
 
 
 
Man frustrated that even though there turned out not to be a bomb at the courthouse, and he didn't in any way try to bomb the courthouse, and even reported the possibility of a bomb to the police, he's still in jail
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nice university you've got there. Since you didn't pay the slaves who helped build it, we're sure you won't mind their descendants not paying tuition
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Come and knock on our door. Who the hell are you?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jason Miller says Trump is happy to be out of the White House and off of Twitter. Says he is starting to relax more. Reading some medieval philosophy, a little René Descartes. Baking some sourdough bread. Thinks he might take up model railroading
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Robert Fripp, the lead guitarist of King Crimson, is convinced to film a short ballet video, complete with tutu, by his wife. It subsequently goes viral. His initial reaction was less than positive... but he came around
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Sat February 06, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's impeachment lawyer is expected to employ a complex legal maneuver known as "No U"
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Will someone fold in the cheese? Will there be another skewering of the QAnonsense pervading Washington? Will Alec Baldwin return? Will Jost and Che continue being the highlight? Dan Levy hosts, Phoebe Bridgers does the music. SNL, 11:30PM on NBC
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Swedish nurse "wins" contest to be locked inside a lighthouse, forced to watch 60 indy movies for a film festival. No word if accommodations include 2 smart-mouth robots, guy named Joel
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP blames White House staff for learning their lessons the last time they tried to play nice with the GOP when they were in power
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former Parler CEO warns that the cancel culture is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Millionaire French toasted, forced to tear down his illegal $70M custom-built chateau in Provence, France because he didn't have the right permits
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Rep. Josh Harder (D-Cal) would like you to know that he is not Josh Hawley (R-Sitting Duck). Adolph Hister nods agreement
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after decaying corpse of mother discovered in home; claims she didn't report the death because she "didn't want to be alone." I guess we all go a little mad sometimes
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Fri February 05, 2021
(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
Eric Stratton's '59 Corvette from "Animal House" is up for sale, in case you need something to seal the deal with Mrs. Wormer at the toga party
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
On the up side, he now has an excellent photo for his Lowered Expectations dating profile
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two GOP congressmen fined $5k each for bypassing metal detectors
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Jackass in Vancouver who was arrested for turning his Penthouse into a makeshift nightclub put up Jackass Gofundme asking for $100,000 because it's his right to run an illegal nightclub during a pandemic. Jackass
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(US Senate)
 
 
 
Next week, the Trump Defense and Republican Senators will argue that there is no constitutional right or precedent to hold a trial for a former president. This argument completely ignores history
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz, still a dick
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Kyle Rittenhouse now has one less wacko on his legal team
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Historical Confederate monument removed from Gwinnett County Courthouse. Wait a minute, 1993 does not make it 'historical'
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Bounty hunters to cops: Help us perform a warrantless search of this house. Cops: We have no idea what agency these guys are from, but they have cool official-looking jackets, so let's go
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sherrod Brown, speaking on the House floor, tells Rand Paul to "wear a mask" before he goes full neighbor on him
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(Politico)
 
 
 
I warned you all that Mike Pence is capable of great evil
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The US Senate passes the budget resolution with VP Harris breaking the tie. She didn't even need to fly in
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The latest QAnon insurrectionist racist online hangout is Clubhouse, which is apparently invitation-only. Finally, a use for all of those family members who've checked out of reality
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Jesus is my scrubbing bubbles
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hoyer, with the sharp tongue, on the floor of the House
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
In Today's "Weird or Cool from Japan": In 24 hours, it can build you a house for the price of a car
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Thu February 04, 2021
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Feds raid modest hovel of economically anxious man
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Pandemic penthouse party extraordinaire: mood lights, exotic dancers and a 100 cheeseburgers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sane republicans vote to turn this Gangreene removal up to 11
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Brave Sir Donny ran away
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pentagon, whose main purpose is to teach people how to kill their opponents with extreme measures, orders a pause across the whole military to address extremism in its ranks
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(MSN)
 
 
 
MMA fighter tells Stephen A. Smith he should stick to something he knows, like playing house with Skip Bayless
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(Keloland)
 
 
 
Stuck the landing
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(Google)
 
 
 
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oh, Qevin
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Iowa House Speaker: "No masks needed in the chamber." Iowa House leader to legislator who wore jeans to protest mask decision: "GTFO"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Let's spin the Lindsey Graham two-faced wheel, today. Trump, not Trump, Trump, not Trump, Trump... OK, not Trump
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(Some Member of the Deep State)
 
 
 
How I stormed the White House, by Overstock ex-CEO Patrick Byrne
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Sandwich homes - not as delicious as it sounds
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Sandwich homes - not as delicious as it sounds
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Asking the White House Press Secretary about "space force" while America has to deal with a pandemic, the aftermath of an attempted coup, and a second impeachment deserves no response. It deserves action: replace Josh Wingrove with a real journalist
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC landmarks Underground Railroad stop in downtown Brooklyn. Transfer available to the B, Q and R
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
House GOP will have to decide to go full Q tomorrow
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh look, Turley does a BSAB for the current impeachment, surprising absolutely no one
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Influencers told not to use 'misleading' beauty filters." They literally cannot say this with a straight face
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans don't have your back, America. Not a single one of the cheap bastards voted to advance the stimulus package that would give most Americans a $1,400 one-time check
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Michael Strahan tells GMA colleagues "You don't want Covid" after he tests positive
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"You walk into this beach house and everything was 'Titanic': 'Titanic' towels, 'Titanic' poster, 'Titanic,' you know, everywhere." Thanks, Mom
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"A new way?" This implies there's at least one more
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Brian Babin (R-acist) proposes removal of Rep. Ilhan Omar from House Foreign Affairs Committee for um, you know, reasons
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(CNN)
 
 
 
House Republicans seriously consider Greene New Deal
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The latest optical illusion dividing households and killing friendships? This avocado, which may or may not be seedless
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
It's U-Haul, not U-House
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The House will start fining Republicans who bypass metal detectors
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
If you're going to burn down someone's house to avenge being ripped off in a drug deal, make sure you have the right house
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Tue February 02, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Michigan man booby-trapped his house to kill cops investigating stolen credit card used to purchase a whopping $1500 of stuff. It didn't work, and now his charge has been upgraded to attempted murder
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Democrats introduce resolution denouncing white supremacists. Let's see which Republicans want to admit they and/or their state is pro-white supremacist
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(CNN)
 
 
 
An even bigger miracle than dropping COVID-19 rates this year is the discovery by Dems of their own spines
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
The Pittsburgh area house used in "Silence Of the Lambs" as Buffalo Bill's house, just sold. The buyer was reportedly "some great big ol' fat person"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
House Impeachment managers show us their brief
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(White House)
 
 
 
White House Groundhog Day COVID Press Briefing. Scheduled for 12:15 PM ET Start
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Not to let the South have all the free labor, New England households benefited from enslaved Native Americans during 1600s
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Teenagers behave like teenagers. Film at eleven
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband is a high-powered executive and breadwinner; I stay at home with our 4 year-old twin sons. We have a nice house, nice cars, and can afford private education for the kids. But he refuses to parent, saying it's not his job. What can I do?"
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Mon February 01, 2021
(STLToday)
 
 
 
After he spent the last year doing absolutely nothing about COVID, Missouri's governor blames lawmakers for him not being allowed to give speech in the House last week because of its safety protocols
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Margarine Traitor Greene's embrace of "loony lies and conspiracy theories" are a "cancer for the Republican Party", says big ol' antifa hippie... Mitch McConnell? Uh, good luck getting that shiat back into the goose you built, buddy
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Snowmen back at the White House
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(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
10-year-old girl and kitten save family from burning home
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
And now, the most important news coming out of the White house that you'll hear about all day
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Arizona man arrested after allegedly starting a fire inside a Walmart store in the city of Mesa, causing at least $6 million worth of damage. Police say the fire was contained to the printer ink section
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Election handicappers make sports prop bettors look sane: "White House party incumbents running in states where their party underperformed nationally in the previous presidential election have are 30 for 41 (73%) in these seats since 1982"
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(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass puppy rescued from sealed backpack in abandoned home that caught fire
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(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Sneakers? Where We're Going, We Don't Need Sneakers
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