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Fri March 05, 2021
		Hey, campari source: foodandwine.com \| share:	15

Sat February 27, 2021
		Italian court serves up food delivery companies a €733 million spicy meatball source: reuters.com \| share:	2

Thu February 25, 2021
		The author of "Goodnight Darth Vader" is bringing us all a holiday book this year source: starwars.com \| share:	5

Mon February 15, 2021
(Some Guy)		Because who DOESN'T want chickens running around with tiny T-Rex arms? (pics) source: odditymall.com \| share:	42

Sun February 14, 2021
		♫ Finished with the COVID fear, it was hurting on my mind / People think I'm happy now 'cos I got the vaxx on time / All day long I think of things but nothing seems to last / Even if you get the shot, don't forget to wear a mask ♫ source: yahoo.com \| share:	20

Wed February 10, 2021
		Neighborhood putting their Christmas lights back up after one woman was shamed for not taking down her father's lights in a timely manner after he passed from Covid-19 source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	31

Tue February 09, 2021
		Polly Wants Appeal source: clickondetroit.com \| share:	17

Sun January 31, 2021
(Some Guy)		Subby has eaten a lot of Dutch babies, they're very sweet and tasty. Why, is there a problem with that? source: natashaskitchen.com \| share:	33

Thu January 21, 2021
		It's National Hugging Day. Welcome to Fark source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	64
		It's National Hugging Day. Welcome to Fark source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	64

Tue January 19, 2021
		In the Trump final day sweep, CBP decides to go after brothers with visas, deporting one that goes to a US school, and detaining his 9 year old brother, who was thinking about studying here source: sfchronicle.com \| share:	25

Sat January 16, 2021
		Saturday Afternoon MMA: After almost a month off over the holidays, the UFC returns with a daytime event live from Fight Island. Max Holloway vs Calvin Kattar, Carlos Condit vs Matt Brown. Prelims at Noon ET on ESPN+, main card at 3 PM on ABC source: ufc.com \| share:	295

Thu January 07, 2021
		After a pardon from Trump over the Thanksgiving holidays, Turkey calls for 'common sense' amid post-election unrest in the United States source: al-monitor.com \| share:	5
		The holidays were good to Victoria's Secret. Here's hoping she was good to you source: marketwatch.com \| share:	9

Wed January 06, 2021
		Ever pass those sporadic Family Video stores and wonder "how can they still be operating?" Well they aren't any more source: freep.com \| share:	23

Tue January 05, 2021
		Just in time to be late with GA mail-in ballots --- The US Postal Service source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	49
		Vaccine rollout slower than expected nationally, state blames holidays and lofty estimates, because holidays and lofty estimates can never be held accountable for preventable deaths source: wjactv.com \| share:	46
		48% of Canadians visited family and friends over the holidays while 62% have "little to no confidence" in Canada's ability to limit Covid-19, according to an unscientific online poll which the article doesn't mention until paragraph 14 source: kamloopsthisweek.com \| share:	52

Mon January 04, 2021
		What is "Alex Trebek's final five 'Jeopardy' episodes?" source: nypost.com \| share:	59

Sat January 02, 2021
		Apparently, igloos are helping some restaurants enable "outdoor dining" this winter source: channel3000.com \| share:	55

Fri January 01, 2021
		So, just what is "in" and "out" in 2021? source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	47
		Goats will eat anything - Christmas edition source: upi.com \| share:	10

Thu December 31, 2020
		Man advertises 500 person house party in virus hotspot of AZ. By charging $2 fee it was technically public, allowing county officials to intervene. Man removes cover charge, making it private. County officials: "Problem solved" source: azfamily.com \| share:	38
		Jesus told y'all to wear a mask source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com \| share:	51

Wed December 30, 2020
		Does Salma Hayek even age? source: msn.com \| share:	36

Tue December 29, 2020
		"Vinyl record sales just had its best sales week ever. There were 1.842 million LP's sold in the US during the week leading up to Christmas. That's the biggest week the format has had since Nielsen/MRC Data began tracking sales information in 1991" source: consequenceofsound.net \| share:	67

Mon December 28, 2020
		Nesting Americans boosted the economy during the pandemic source: businessinsider.com \| share:	12
		Sequel to WW84 fast tracked, presumably to make you forget how terrible WW84 is [Spoilers in thread] source: engadget.com \| share:	153

Sun December 27, 2020
		Happy Holidays Fark Artists, it's ye Fartist Friday Contest. Our theme: Write your own personal verse of the "My Favorite Things" holiday classic song and illustrate it however you like using PShop, MS Paint, Giphy, pen & paper, etc. source: fark.com \| share:	24

Sat December 26, 2020
		Another day, another monolith. But this one was delicious source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	14

Fri December 25, 2020
		COVID-19 has been a turd in the Punch Bowl source: cnbc.com \| share:	15
		Kyler Murray's gift to his offensive line: personalized paintings of each in game action source: arizonasports.com \| share:	6

Thu December 24, 2020
		...because Super Mario Bros. 3 is the best way to decorate your house for the holidays source: nbcdfw.com \| share:	25
		A Christmas message from a competent North American leader source: cbc.ca \| share:	27
		A list of things the TSA wants you to remember while you're doing all that travel you shouldn't be doing this season, including which holiday foods they prefer to confiscate and a reminder that their x-ray machines can't penetrate wrapping paper source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	47
		It's beginning to look a lot like superspreader Christmas source: mediaite.com \| share:	70

Wed December 23, 2020
		Micro$haft: Uh, yeah, if you could just not delete that Windows 10 root certificate that's expiring this month, that would be great source: bleepingcomputer.com \| share:	19
		Okay, all the inspirational video you need to go into the holidays. Merry whatever, everybody. Someone get the lights, empty the eggnog source: twitter.com \| share:	6
		There's Christmas decorations and then there's whatever the fark this is source: twincities.com \| share:	29
		Sure, we irresponsibly spread the virus, but hey, it's the holidays source: twitter.com \| share:	89
		Won't someone think of those poor yacht owners having to quarantine at sea? source: fox5dc.com \| share:	35
		No tinsel? No problem. It's the holiest of holidays December 23rd, Festivus. Air your grievances to the right and challenge each other to feats of strength. Festivus isn't over until you pin subby source: wcrz.com \| share:	13

Tue December 22, 2020
		Birxit source: msn.com \| share:	66
		Research finds a lack of sexy-time in the run up to Christmas, but the holidays have a happy ending source: theguardian.com \| share:	4

Mon December 21, 2020
		Quoth the raven - "we love this town" source: mcall.com \| share:	24
		Want to help out your local Asian eatery? Celebrate "Jewish Christmas" and order a bunch of take out source: huffpost.com \| share:	37
(Some Guy)		Despite pleas from the CDC, millions of people are persisting in their plans to kill grandma this week source: thepointsguy.com \| share:	72
		The Simpsons producer and writer Josh Weinstein shares some interesting stories about working with the late, legendary, and incredibly difficult Laurence Tierney source: news.avclub.com \| share:	16
		As it turns out a public health request to not travel has failed to prevent millions of Americans traveling for Christmas. Who could have predicted this? source: thehill.com \| share:	48
		Rihanna gets gas source: pagesix.com \| share:	18

Sun December 20, 2020
		"Thank you for calling 911. Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line and the next available operator will be with you shortly." (Kenny G music plays for 20 minutes) source: wtvr.com \| share:	65
		When it comes to holiday pastries, there can be only one source: thetakeout.com \| share:	17
		Muslim can't go home for the holidays, so he describes celebrating Christmas with his roommates source: twitter.com \| share:	81
		Because fark your nog source: thrillist.com \| share:	22

Sat December 19, 2020
		Sortofwant.jpg source: fox7austin.com \| share:	13
(Some Guy)		I've told my brother and his family that our family would like to stop exchanging gifts. Yet they sent us Amazon gift cards for Christmas again. Am I the jerk for not sending them anything? Or is he for not putting any thought into the gifts he sent? source: thefrugalnoodle.com \| share:	27
		Soon, Pete Davidson's tattoos will match his talent source: yahoo.com \| share:	77

Fri December 18, 2020
		Step 1: Cut a hole in a cart source: cnbc.com \| share:	4
		Pentagon: Yes we stopped briefing the Biden transition team this week, but only becuse we mutually agreed to take a break for the holidays. Biden Team; dafuq are you talking about? We didn't agree to anything source: thehill.com \| share:	75
		Since you're already home for the holidays, give one of these 10 most popular soup recipes a go source: bonappetit.com \| share:	22

Thu December 17, 2020
		How to explain to your plague rat extended family that you won't be seeing them this Christmas source: npr.org \| share:	64

Wed December 16, 2020
		The US sets new 24-hour record for infections. Just stay ho-ho-home for the holidays people source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	75

Tue December 15, 2020
		"The result was a lake filled with a record-setting number of fishing Santas, just two weeks before Christmas. Fun fact: Santa Claus loves gettin' a little bass before Christmas time" source: nypost.com \| share:	17
		Massachusetts Gov. Charlie Baker: "We've seen this movie before" source: boston.cbslocal.com \| share:	30
		♫♪ Have yourself a flambé little Christmas / Let your meal be alight ♫♪ source: foodandwine.com \| share:	3

Mon December 14, 2020
		A couple of Michigan teenagers decided to send care packages to sailors on the Great Lakes amid the pandemic. "We were thinking this would be something that's just a nice gesture to show them that they're appreciated for all the work they do" source: mlive.com \| share:	7

Fri December 11, 2020
		Oh thank goodness, the Senate passed a funding bill that will keep the government open...for 7 days source: cnn.com \| share:	38

Thu December 10, 2020
		Pope's Midnight Mass to start early according to Vatican, demonstrating what a good high-fiber diet will do for you source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	11

Wed December 09, 2020
		Annual Snowball Express event to thank military families goes virtual amid pandemic. To view the event, just Google "snowball," and--oh, wait source: thehill.com \| share:	16
		Campbell Soup shares slip after salty guidance source: marketwatch.com \| share:	2
		Things to get you into the Christmas spirit: "US virus deaths hit record levels with the holidays ahead" source: apnews.com \| share:	143
		They only suspected it was a kid's toy when it was more helpful than most of their employees source: boston.com \| share:	3
		A Republican has kept his campaign promise. John James tips restaurant workers source: metrotimes.com \| share:	27
		Coach K questions continuing to play basketball during the pandemic. If you consider what Duke has done the first few weeks as playing basketball. Duke sucks source: espn.com \| share:	22
		Stuckey's has released a Pecan Log Roll beer. You'll have to find your own rest stops source: foodandwine.com \| share:	15
		Stuckey's has released a Pecan Log Roll beer. You'll have to find your own rest stops source: foodandwine.com \| share:	15
		"I told my mom I wasn't coming home for Christmas because the pandemic has made it unwise. However, she keeps passive-aggressively hinting at me ruining the holidays and wanting me to break lockdown rules. How can I make her understand my choice?" source: slate.com \| share:	30

Tue December 08, 2020
		A) Put down that bowl of wine source: skillet.lifehacker.com \| share:	10
		A $4.5 billion Trump food program is set to run out of money just in time for the holidays. Oh, well. It's not like people really need to eat then source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	39

Mon December 07, 2020
		2020 can't get any stranger. Lifetime movies: "Hold my fried chicken" source: tvline.com \| share:	85
		You've all been eagerly awaiting this, so without any further delay here it is: Your annual guide to tipping during the holidays. Updated to include extra consideration for there being a pandemic going on source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	35
		"You've lost a friend in me" - New Hampshire Home Depot to mysterious local child source: boston.cbslocal.com \| share:	3

Sun December 06, 2020
		The ten best Christmas movies of the 80s, though it's really down to Scrooged and Christmas Vacation source: ultimateclassicrock.com \| share:	56

Sat December 05, 2020
		Subby's got your pickle products right here, you pickle freaks source: tasteofhome.com \| share:	20
		Should we shame people who travel for the holidays? source: nytimes.com \| share:	51

Fri December 04, 2020
		Dear Sir or Madam: You child was possibly exposed to Covid. Please get into Obama's time machine and start quarantining 11 days ago source: fox5atlanta.com \| share:	21
		Stittsville family goes full Griswold for Christmas. Bonus: wood paneled station wagon with a tree tied to the roof included source: cbc.ca \| share:	27

Thu December 03, 2020
		Mike Pompeo orders staff to do all virtual non-critical mission events, then announces plans to host a 900-person fundraising gala source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	25
		There's nothing better than being home for the holidays, except when you've been sent there to die because the hospitals are full source: abc6.com \| share:	34
		The idea of Dunkin adding a Sugarplum Macchiato drink for the holidays will dance in your head source: local21news.com \| share:	1

Wed December 02, 2020
(Some Canadian)		Supreme Court of Canada delivers a unanimous decision that corporations are not protected from cruel and unsual punishment, the greatest gift they could have given us for the holidays source: thecourt.ca \| share:	24
		At this rate, the entire population of North Dakota will be gone by the new year source: forbes.com \| share:	146
		In honor of Giving Tuesday the Oregon Humane Society receives a donation of 3,336 bags of kibble, ensuring dogs taken in by them will have enough food to last them through the holidays and into 2021. Welcome to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: prnewswire.com \| share:	247
		Doctor of Medicine goes on Fox News, begs to have his license revoked source: bgr.com \| share:	55

Tue December 01, 2020
		Bar owner struggling to stay afloat during COVID receives respite from alcoholics source: blogto.com \| share:	10
		Hershey's updates their iconic 'Handbells' Christmas ad for the first time since 1989. As expected, some people have a problem with this source: today.com \| share:	40
		Protect purchases from porch pirates pilfering your precious personal packages source: wcax.com \| share:	66
		What exactly IS a "Christmas movie" anyway? Subby thinks it any damn movie they want to see during Christmas. Yippie ki yay, motherfarker source: themarysue.com \| share:	13

Mon November 30, 2020
(PPP)		Everyone should get a small holiday bonus. Here's how to do that source: peoplespolicyproject.org \| share:	54
		Queen Elizabeth releases gin made with plants from her country home. If you can still pronounce "Sandringham," you haven't had enough yet source: foodandwine.com \| share:	9

Fri November 27, 2020
		Idiot source: businessinsider.com \| share:	52

Thu November 26, 2020
		Man receives letter from "Santa Claus" about his black Santa yard decoration. Since this is Fark, guess if this is a heartwarming story source: fox16.com \| share:	153
		Pro-tip for avoiding politics at the Thanksgiving gathering you shouldn't be having: blame Dr. Fauci for everything. Ladies and gentlemen, The New York Post source: nypost.com \| share:	35
		Waiting at the gate for your flight to board is a useful time to check email, call family, and post status updates warning your constituents that they shouldn't travel like you're doing source: 9news.com \| share:	60

Wed November 25, 2020
		You are not farking helping source: 9news.com \| share:	91
		It's time we all embrace Paul Blart's "Mall Cop" as one of the great Thanksgiving movies of our era source: slate.com \| share:	75

Tue November 24, 2020
		Spotify serves up a side of credential stuffing for the holidays source: bleepingcomputer.com \| share:	8
		How to make perfect silky-smooth gravy every time. Useful for the upcoming holidays, assuming you're not alone, on your couch, slurping gravy from a bucket source: youtube.com \| share:	54
		Spain wants to approve seis parties for the holidays. You read that wrong source: reuters.com \| share:	14

Sat November 21, 2020
		Home Alone for the holidays? Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal source: tmz.com \| share:	10
		CDC: Please don't travel for the holidays. Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport: La, la, la, la, I can't hear you source: azfamily.com \| share:	117

Fri November 20, 2020
		Congested ports and crushing, ponderous fees are leaving UK shelves high and dry for the holidays. None of this is a euphemism source: bbc.com \| share:	11

Wed November 18, 2020
		Just in time for the holidays, the Federal Aviation Administration decides that, if COVID-19 won't kill you, the flight home sure as hell will source: cnn.com \| share:	44
		Here's your 'good luck with that Covid virus' headline of the day: "Alabama Sorority Gets Official Blessing for 600-Person Farm Party Just in Time for Holidays" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	82

Tue November 17, 2020
		Research ALL I WANT FOR shows that PAH RUMPUMPUMP PUMMMM hearing Christmas songs DREAMING OF A WHITE on endless OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE repeat is bad FALALALALA for your mental O NIGHT DE-VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE health HAPPY HOLIDAYS source: wdsu.com \| share:	66

Fri November 13, 2020
		As Turkey Day approaches (albeit with a different vibe this year) I find myself looking for really good Thanksgiving themed movies. All I can come up with is Planes, Trains, & Automobiles and Home For The Holidays. Are there any others? source: imdb.com \| share:	40
		How to cancel the holidays without preventing yourself from SIMPLY HAAAAAAAAAAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME source: slate.com \| share:	23
		Overgrown man-child wants to go home and see mommy for the holidays source: washfm.iheart.com \| share:	5
		Florida to let people bring relatives home from long-term-care facilities for the holidays, since surely nothing could go wrong source: tampabay.com \| share:	32

Thu November 12, 2020
		Scientist Trevor Bedford has a new projection: 2,000+ COVID deaths per day in U.S. by December 2 thanks to idiots not getting it. Enjoy the holidays without some of your loved ones source: twitter.com \| share:	20

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