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Fri March 05, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Hey, campari
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Italian court serves up food delivery companies a €733 million spicy meatball
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Star Wars)
 
 
 
The author of "Goodnight Darth Vader" is bringing us all a holiday book this year
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Because who DOESN'T want chickens running around with tiny T-Rex arms? (pics)
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Sun February 14, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
♫ Finished with the COVID fear, it was hurting on my mind / People think I'm happy now 'cos I got the vaxx on time / All day long I think of things but nothing seems to last / Even if you get the shot, don't forget to wear a mask ♫
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Neighborhood putting their Christmas lights back up after one woman was shamed for not taking down her father's lights in a timely manner after he passed from Covid-19
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Polly Wants Appeal
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Sun January 31, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby has eaten a lot of Dutch babies, they're very sweet and tasty. Why, is there a problem with that?
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's National Hugging Day. Welcome to Fark
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's National Hugging Day. Welcome to Fark
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Tue January 19, 2021
(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
In the Trump final day sweep, CBP decides to go after brothers with visas, deporting one that goes to a US school, and detaining his 9 year old brother, who was thinking about studying here
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Sat January 16, 2021
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Afternoon MMA: After almost a month off over the holidays, the UFC returns with a daytime event live from Fight Island. Max Holloway vs Calvin Kattar, Carlos Condit vs Matt Brown. Prelims at Noon ET on ESPN+, main card at 3 PM on ABC
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Al-Monitor)
 
 
 
After a pardon from Trump over the Thanksgiving holidays, Turkey calls for 'common sense' amid post-election unrest in the United States
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The holidays were good to Victoria's Secret. Here's hoping she was good to you
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Wed January 06, 2021
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Ever pass those sporadic Family Video stores and wonder "how can they still be operating?" Well they aren't any more
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Just in time to be late with GA mail-in ballots --- The US Postal Service
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Vaccine rollout slower than expected nationally, state blames holidays and lofty estimates, because holidays and lofty estimates can never be held accountable for preventable deaths
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(Kamloops This Week)
 
 
 
48% of Canadians visited family and friends over the holidays while 62% have "little to no confidence" in Canada's ability to limit Covid-19, according to an unscientific online poll which the article doesn't mention until paragraph 14
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Mon January 04, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What is "Alex Trebek's final five 'Jeopardy' episodes?"
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Sat January 02, 2021
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Apparently, igloos are helping some restaurants enable "outdoor dining" this winter
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Fri January 01, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So, just what is "in" and "out" in 2021?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Goats will eat anything - Christmas edition
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Thu December 31, 2020
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Man advertises 500 person house party in virus hotspot of AZ. By charging $2 fee it was technically public, allowing county officials to intervene. Man removes cover charge, making it private. County officials: "Problem solved"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Jesus told y'all to wear a mask
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Wed December 30, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Does Salma Hayek even age?
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Tue December 29, 2020
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
"Vinyl record sales just had its best sales week ever. There were 1.842 million LP's sold in the US during the week leading up to Christmas. That's the biggest week the format has had since Nielsen/MRC Data began tracking sales information in 1991"
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Mon December 28, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Nesting Americans boosted the economy during the pandemic
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Sequel to WW84 fast tracked, presumably to make you forget how terrible WW84 is [Spoilers in thread]
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Sun December 27, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Holidays Fark Artists, it's ye Fartist Friday Contest. Our theme: Write your own personal verse of the "My Favorite Things" holiday classic song and illustrate it however you like using PShop, MS Paint, Giphy, pen & paper, etc.
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Sat December 26, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Another day, another monolith. But this one was delicious
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Fri December 25, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
COVID-19 has been a turd in the Punch Bowl
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(Arizona Sports)
 
 
 
Kyler Murray's gift to his offensive line: personalized paintings of each in game action
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Thu December 24, 2020
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
...because Super Mario Bros. 3 is the best way to decorate your house for the holidays
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(CBC)
 
 
 
A Christmas message from a competent North American leader
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A list of things the TSA wants you to remember while you're doing all that travel you shouldn't be doing this season, including which holiday foods they prefer to confiscate and a reminder that their x-ray machines can't penetrate wrapping paper
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
It's beginning to look a lot like superspreader Christmas
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Wed December 23, 2020
(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
Micro$haft: Uh, yeah, if you could just not delete that Windows 10 root certificate that's expiring this month, that would be great
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Okay, all the inspirational video you need to go into the holidays. Merry whatever, everybody. Someone get the lights, empty the eggnog
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
There's Christmas decorations and then there's whatever the fark this is
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sure, we irresponsibly spread the virus, but hey, it's the holidays
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Won't someone think of those poor yacht owners having to quarantine at sea?
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(WCRZ Flint)
 
 
 
No tinsel? No problem. It's the holiest of holidays December 23rd, Festivus. Air your grievances to the right and challenge each other to feats of strength. Festivus isn't over until you pin subby
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Tue December 22, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Birxit
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Research finds a lack of sexy-time in the run up to Christmas, but the holidays have a happy ending
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Mon December 21, 2020
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Quoth the raven - "we love this town"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Want to help out your local Asian eatery? Celebrate "Jewish Christmas" and order a bunch of take out
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despite pleas from the CDC, millions of people are persisting in their plans to kill grandma this week
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The Simpsons producer and writer Josh Weinstein shares some interesting stories about working with the late, legendary, and incredibly difficult Laurence Tierney
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
As it turns out a public health request to not travel has failed to prevent millions of Americans traveling for Christmas. Who could have predicted this?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Rihanna gets gas
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Sun December 20, 2020
(WTVR)
 
 
 
"Thank you for calling 911. Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line and the next available operator will be with you shortly." (Kenny G music plays for 20 minutes)
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
When it comes to holiday pastries, there can be only one
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Muslim can't go home for the holidays, so he describes celebrating Christmas with his roommates
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Because fark your nog
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Sat December 19, 2020
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Sortofwant.jpg
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I've told my brother and his family that our family would like to stop exchanging gifts. Yet they sent us Amazon gift cards for Christmas again. Am I the jerk for not sending them anything? Or is he for not putting any thought into the gifts he sent?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Soon, Pete Davidson's tattoos will match his talent
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Fri December 18, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Step 1: Cut a hole in a cart
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pentagon: Yes we stopped briefing the Biden transition team this week, but only becuse we mutually agreed to take a break for the holidays. Biden Team; dafuq are you talking about? We didn't agree to anything
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Since you're already home for the holidays, give one of these 10 most popular soup recipes a go
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Thu December 17, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
How to explain to your plague rat extended family that you won't be seeing them this Christmas
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Wed December 16, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The US sets new 24-hour record for infections. Just stay ho-ho-home for the holidays people
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Tue December 15, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"The result was a lake filled with a record-setting number of fishing Santas, just two weeks before Christmas. Fun fact: Santa Claus loves gettin' a little bass before Christmas time"
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Gov. Charlie Baker: "We've seen this movie before"
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
♫♪ Have yourself a flambé little Christmas / Let your meal be alight ♫♪
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Mon December 14, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
A couple of Michigan teenagers decided to send care packages to sailors on the Great Lakes amid the pandemic. "We were thinking this would be something that's just a nice gesture to show them that they're appreciated for all the work they do"
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Fri December 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh thank goodness, the Senate passed a funding bill that will keep the government open...for 7 days
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Thu December 10, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Pope's Midnight Mass to start early according to Vatican, demonstrating what a good high-fiber diet will do for you
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Wed December 09, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Annual Snowball Express event to thank military families goes virtual amid pandemic. To view the event, just Google "snowball," and--oh, wait
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Campbell Soup shares slip after salty guidance
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Things to get you into the Christmas spirit: "US virus deaths hit record levels with the holidays ahead"
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
They only suspected it was a kid's toy when it was more helpful than most of their employees
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
A Republican has kept his campaign promise. John James tips restaurant workers
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Coach K questions continuing to play basketball during the pandemic. If you consider what Duke has done the first few weeks as playing basketball. Duke sucks
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Stuckey's has released a Pecan Log Roll beer. You'll have to find your own rest stops
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Stuckey's has released a Pecan Log Roll beer. You'll have to find your own rest stops
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I told my mom I wasn't coming home for Christmas because the pandemic has made it unwise. However, she keeps passive-aggressively hinting at me ruining the holidays and wanting me to break lockdown rules. How can I make her understand my choice?"
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Tue December 08, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
A) Put down that bowl of wine
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A $4.5 billion Trump food program is set to run out of money just in time for the holidays. Oh, well. It's not like people really need to eat then
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Mon December 07, 2020
(TVLine)
 
 
 
2020 can't get any stranger. Lifetime movies: "Hold my fried chicken"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
You've all been eagerly awaiting this, so without any further delay here it is: Your annual guide to tipping during the holidays. Updated to include extra consideration for there being a pandemic going on
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
"You've lost a friend in me" - New Hampshire Home Depot to mysterious local child
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Sun December 06, 2020
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
The ten best Christmas movies of the 80s, though it's really down to Scrooged and Christmas Vacation
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Sat December 05, 2020
(Taste of Home)
 
 
 
Subby's got your pickle products right here, you pickle freaks
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Should we shame people who travel for the holidays?
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Fri December 04, 2020
(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Dear Sir or Madam: You child was possibly exposed to Covid. Please get into Obama's time machine and start quarantining 11 days ago
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Stittsville family goes full Griswold for Christmas. Bonus: wood paneled station wagon with a tree tied to the roof included
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Thu December 03, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo orders staff to do all virtual non-critical mission events, then announces plans to host a 900-person fundraising gala
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(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
There's nothing better than being home for the holidays, except when you've been sent there to die because the hospitals are full
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
The idea of Dunkin adding a Sugarplum Macchiato drink for the holidays will dance in your head
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Wed December 02, 2020
(Some Canadian)
 
 
 
Supreme Court of Canada delivers a unanimous decision that corporations are not protected from cruel and unsual punishment, the greatest gift they could have given us for the holidays
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
At this rate, the entire population of North Dakota will be gone by the new year
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
In honor of Giving Tuesday the Oregon Humane Society receives a donation of 3,336 bags of kibble, ensuring dogs taken in by them will have enough food to last them through the holidays and into 2021. Welcome to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Doctor of Medicine goes on Fox News, begs to have his license revoked
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Tue December 01, 2020
(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Bar owner struggling to stay afloat during COVID receives respite from alcoholics
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(Today)
 
 
 
Hershey's updates their iconic 'Handbells' Christmas ad for the first time since 1989. As expected, some people have a problem with this
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Protect purchases from porch pirates pilfering your precious personal packages
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
What exactly IS a "Christmas movie" anyway? Subby thinks it any damn movie they want to see during Christmas. Yippie ki yay, motherfarker
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Mon November 30, 2020
(PPP)
 
 
 
Everyone should get a small holiday bonus. Here's how to do that
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth releases gin made with plants from her country home. If you can still pronounce "Sandringham," you haven't had enough yet
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Fri November 27, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Idiot
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Thu November 26, 2020
(Fox 16 Little Rock)
 
 
 
Man receives letter from "Santa Claus" about his black Santa yard decoration. Since this is Fark, guess if this is a heartwarming story
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pro-tip for avoiding politics at the Thanksgiving gathering you shouldn't be having: blame Dr. Fauci for everything. Ladies and gentlemen, The New York Post
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Waiting at the gate for your flight to board is a useful time to check email, call family, and post status updates warning your constituents that they shouldn't travel like you're doing
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Wed November 25, 2020
(9 News)
 
 
 
You are not farking helping
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It's time we all embrace Paul Blart's "Mall Cop" as one of the great Thanksgiving movies of our era
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Tue November 24, 2020
(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
Spotify serves up a side of credential stuffing for the holidays
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
How to make perfect silky-smooth gravy every time. Useful for the upcoming holidays, assuming you're not alone, on your couch, slurping gravy from a bucket
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Spain wants to approve seis parties for the holidays. You read that wrong
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Sat November 21, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Home Alone for the holidays? Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
CDC: Please don't travel for the holidays. Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport: La, la, la, la, I can't hear you
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Fri November 20, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Congested ports and crushing, ponderous fees are leaving UK shelves high and dry for the holidays. None of this is a euphemism
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Wed November 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Just in time for the holidays, the Federal Aviation Administration decides that, if COVID-19 won't kill you, the flight home sure as hell will
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Here's your 'good luck with that Covid virus' headline of the day: "Alabama Sorority Gets Official Blessing for 600-Person Farm Party Just in Time for Holidays"
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Tue November 17, 2020
(WDSU New Orleans)
 
 
 
Research ALL I WANT FOR shows that PAH RUMPUMPUMP PUMMMM hearing Christmas songs DREAMING OF A WHITE on endless OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE repeat is bad FALALALALA for your mental O NIGHT DE-VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE health HAPPY HOLIDAYS
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Fri November 13, 2020
(IMDB)
 
 
 
As Turkey Day approaches (albeit with a different vibe this year) I find myself looking for really good Thanksgiving themed movies. All I can come up with is Planes, Trains, & Automobiles and Home For The Holidays. Are there any others?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How to cancel the holidays without preventing yourself from SIMPLY HAAAAAAAAAAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Overgrown man-child wants to go home and see mommy for the holidays
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida to let people bring relatives home from long-term-care facilities for the holidays, since surely nothing could go wrong
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Thu November 12, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Scientist Trevor Bedford has a new projection: 2,000+ COVID deaths per day in U.S. by December 2 thanks to idiots not getting it. Enjoy the holidays without some of your loved ones
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