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Fri May 25, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Apparently Home Depot employees don't have access to tools to fix their misable working conditions
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
NRA: "It's time for Congress to step up and pass legislation putting common sense limitations on #MSM's ability to report on these school shootings"
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Once upon a time, not long ago, Slick Rick was honored by the Bronx Walk of Fame
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Senior posts his high school for sale on Craigslist as a prank. What could possibly go wrong?
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Former American football coach in hot water in Japan for controversial play that led to injury. What kind of American coaches soccer in another country?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Armed robbery is minor hiccup on life path if you are good enough at sports ball to be recruited by university with strong fan base. Same fan base would probably be outraged if a similar defendant wink wink who sucked at sports got this plea deal
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
All fear the Asian American girls of St. Paul's Johnson High School and their indomitable badminton team
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
All fear the Asian American girls of St. Paul's Johnson High School and their indomitable badminton team
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
So, the obvious question is, what was a guy who had his license suspended 14 times doing driving a school bus?
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Pawn shop posts sign: "We sell AR-15's because we're not Dick's." Discovers a lot of people think they are
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Pawn shop posts sign: "We sell AR-15's because we're not Dick's." Discovers a lot of people think they are
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
House Committee schools Betsy DeVos again
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Tue May 22, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Turns out the police did shoot at the white guy. Some of the victims may have been "collateral damage"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Turns out US public schools are still theoretically safer than combat-zones. For now
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman who stuck a loaded handgun down the front of her yoga pants to take a photo says "knee-jerk reactions to gun control are never the solution"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
One of the teens killed in the latest school shooting told her parents two weeks ago that the killer told her he was going to kill her. After the shooting the Dad asked why the teachers didn't see this coming
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
One of the teens killed in the latest school shooting told her parents two weeks ago that the killer told her he was going to kill her. After the shooting the Dad asked why the teachers didn't see this coming
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Texas Governor quietly slinks away from that whole "Texas-made shotgun" giveaway contest
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Texas Governor quietly slinks away from that whole "Texas-made shotgun" giveaway contest
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After the Santa Fe high school shooting, both sides of the gun control debate have just said "Fark it" and decided rather than doing anything to restrict crazy people's access to guns, we should just turn our kids' schools into Supermax prisons
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Santa Fe church community reflects on Santa Fe shootings and arrives at the same sort of well-considered, intelligent, and productive solution at which you'd expect a church community to arrive
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"What if no children went to school until gun laws changed to keep them safe? My family is all in if we can do this at scale"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The electric scooter charger culture is terribly out of control. Going green makes people stupid
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Sun May 20, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas governor's website is still raffling off a rifle, though they canceled the door prize
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas governor's website is still raffling off a rifle, though they canceled the door prize
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(News24)
 
 
 
Food fair at school cancelled after 7 kids get all liquored up, free rides to hospital
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Former NYC Police Commish Howard Safir has studied it out: the Common Core curriculum is what's behind all these school shootings
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Former NYC Police Commish Howard Safir has studied it out: the Common Core curriculum is what's behind all these school shootings
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Texas high school mass shooting suspect allegedly shot and killed girl who turned him down and made fun of him in front of people in class
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump says, I'm determined to do absolutely nothing about mass shooting unless you think tweeting BS is something. My lover, the NRA, won't let me do anything right, so go fark yourself
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump says, I'm determined to do absolutely nothing about mass shooting unless you think tweeting BS is something. My lover, the NRA, won't let me do anything right, so go fark yourself
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Sat May 19, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
NRA spokesmonster Dana Loesch blames the media for the Santa Fe high school terror attack
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
J.J. Watt continues to do the right thing
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Texas school shooter was a religious nut. Atheism is a religion, right?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Texas Lt. Governor blames Friday's shooting on *throws dart* Oh, fark you
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Two people shot, one fatally, at Georgia high school
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Raccoon-drowning teacher retires to spend more time hiding from a vengeful Rocket Raccoon
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Multiple fatalities reported after school shooting in Santa Fe, TX
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Student graduates from high school and college in the same week, promises to offer a living hourly wage to his classmates
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Student graduates from high school and college in the same week, promises to offer a living hourly wage to his classmates
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania road sign warns of Trump rally ahead
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Thu May 17, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Still wondering how those idiots heard "laurel" or those dopes heard "yanny"? The NY Times provides an explanation, and a cool interactive filter that lets you hear both
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Some nursing homes get dog and cat visitors. This one gets horses
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
The ring police, They search through the grains. The ring police They come to the beach. The ring police They're saving my brain
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Joey Votto disparages Canadian baseball, then proceeds to do the most Canadian thing possible
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Time to reset the clock. No, not that one; the one where everyone says we need more gun-control laws even though nothing happened
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
25-year-old man reminisces about his senior year of high school. Star of the basketball team, dating this fly little freshman girl, those were the days. Hard to believe it's been a whole week since then
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
25-year-old man reminisces about his senior year of high school. Star of the basketball team, dating this fly little freshman girl, those were the days. Hard to believe it's been a whole week since then
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gay hockey referee comes out, finds acceptance from fellow refs. Crowd still yells that he sucks
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Students work to find "bible belt strangler." Step one - look for man with huge belt of bibles
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Students work to find "bible belt strangler." Step one - look for man with huge belt of bibles
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Teacher: Please don't record me drowning these raccoons in class | Students: Hold my beer
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News slams Stephen King for "cruel joke" about Melania. Still haven't read The Dead Zone
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
If you put a car halfway into the high school, police send their congratulations. No, really
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Student takes Danny DeVito cardboard cutout to prom. That's not the real story. It's the guy in the photo on the right that's wearing a Captain America suit/tux
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(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Apparently instead of putting the E in DARE, this police department decided to put it in nepotism
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Black mystery substance coming out of vents at public school. No one more excited about this development than the biology department
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
High school students arrested after police find out that wasn't frosting on the cupcakes
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
High school students arrested after police find out that wasn't frosting on the cupcakes
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Mon May 14, 2018
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"I don't know how to waste time on the internet anymore". Article actually mentions Fark by name
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules that if you don't give permission, your lawyer can't tell the jury you're guilty. Because somehow this was not already a rule
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
"Bulletproof school supplies put to the test" may not have been the best choice of headline
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Christopher Columbus High holds jungle-themed prom, complete with Lemur, two Macaws, African Fennec Fox, tiger. Hilarity ensues
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Sat May 12, 2018
(My ND Now)
 
 
 
If you happen to come across a case of 40mm grenades, the folks up there at Minot Air Force Base would sure appreciate a phone call from you
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(My ND Now)
 
 
 
If you happen to come across a case of 40mm grenades, the folks up there at Minot Air Force Base would sure appreciate a phone call from you
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Australian high school teacher becomes national hero with Facebook post on how to make McDonald's Chicken McNuggets at home. Since her nugget debut, she has "new found cred among her students"
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
School evacuated when someone calls in a bong threat. You read that correctly
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(CleanTechnica)
 
 
 
No gas, no grass, just your smelly old ass. Elon Musk soon to offer LA tunnel rides for free
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Student phished his teachers' logon credentials and changed his grades and those of other students. The Secret Service got involved and now he is facing 14 felonies. No word if he tried to play a game of Global Thermonuclear War
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Fri May 11, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pencil boxes are the latest casualty in scholastic war against designer goods
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Teacher arrested for public drunkenness. Fark: While chaperoning HS prom
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
You mean that a 6th grade teacher asking their students' HIV status before a class trip is unacceptable?
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(Seven Days)
 
 
 
Elks Club Secretary calls cops on disruptive, drug-using, trespassing Black gang, errr, champion high school poets who were scheduled to be honored at the club that evening. Fortunately jailarity, shootarity do not ensue
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Time to reset your stopwatches
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Reunited high school sweethearts get married in front of school 30 years after splitting up. Groomsmen seen smoking pot behind the equipment shed
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Reunited high school sweethearts get married in front of school 30 years after splitting up. Groomsmen seen smoking pot behind the equipment shed
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
I am 14
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Wed May 09, 2018
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Elementary school teacher sues public school district after being threatened with dismissal, reassigned to high school for "Get To Know Your Teacher" slideshow that had photos of her parents, best friends, 'future wife.'
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
The Florida teacher's co-workers began worrying about his behavior as early as 2009, when he was reportedly found with a student with the lights dimmed and his shoes off
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Mon May 07, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dolly Parton surprises folk at senior center, decides to move in
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
Off-duty officer shows why schools should be gun-free zones
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
Off-duty officer shows why schools should be gun-free zones
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
India & China: Welcome to the Sausage Party
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Health.com)
 
 
 
"I ate pizza for breakfast every day for a week-because a nutritionist said it was healthier than cereal"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
15 awkward pictures of Kevin Durant, including bromance, questionable fashion, and nose pick
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Note to self, and potential college quarterbacks: don't run into a cactus
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Thu May 03, 2018
(My Central Jersey)
 
 
 
High school baseball player sues third base coach for telling him to slide
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Freediver misses out on world record, going to attempt again, Subby isn't holding his breath though
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The NJ High mystery pooper is no longer a mystery. In related news, Kenilworth school Superintendent Thomas Tramaglini seen looking at the help-wanted ads
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In an effort to outdo IKEA, teen alters his prom suit to make a fashion statement
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In an effort to outdo IKEA, teen alters his prom suit to make a fashion statement
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rudy digs up
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rudy digs up
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Strikeouts top hits in a month for the 1st time in MLB history. Fans only get a whiff of offense
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Oh, deer
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Wed May 02, 2018
(WSAV Savanna)
 
 
 
"Are you an organ donor? Nearly 115,000 people waiting for transplants." I'm not sure, but it seems article author wants you to hurry up and die already
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Tue May 01, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida congressman gets a proper Florida welcome from a group of sixth-graders. One finger salute involved of course
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Having realized that Jesus was crucified in a loin cloth, school backtracks on plan for "modesty ponchos" at the prom
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
"Coach, we're sorry, we're going to have to let you go." "Why?" "Well, you know...ahem...you have a few too many of you know...you know, of those...those players on the team"
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
As old jobs disappear, new ones are invented. Like being paid to stand in a queue
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Mon April 30, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Parkland shooting victim Emma Gonzalez responses to Kanye West calling her 'his hero'. OUCH
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Parkland shooting victim Emma Gonzalez responses to Kanye West calling her 'his hero'. OUCH
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Low pay, lots of risk, helicopter parents, idiots wanting them to carry guns, lack of new textbooks, insufficient technology--take your pick
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How do you know if you chose the wrong college?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How do you know if you chose the wrong college?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"NRA Convention Bans Guns To Protect Mike Pence. Parkland Survivors' Jaws Drop." Because until now the Secret Service has always been so relaxed and casual about guns near the people they're watching
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Sun April 29, 2018
(soranews24)
 
 
 
Dear teenage boys: if an older man approaches and requests that you sneeze into a Kleenex for him and offers you $9, "Never take him up on the offer. If you feel uncomfortable, please go to the nearest police box and file a report"
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(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
This week the Sunday Morning Music Club presents the Bad Grammar Hall or Fame. We're looking for the songs that drove your pedantic high school English teacher insane
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Rich, white Upper West Side liberals throw a group hissy over plans to diversify their schools
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I'm not ashamed of wanting to be rich"
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
If Browns' draft pick Chad Thomas doesn't work out in the NFL, he can always go back to his other job: producing tracks for Rick Ross
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
U.K. decides that when it comes using analogue clocks in schools, time has run out
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
Tom Brokaw denies sexual harassment claim, says accuser's motive is Look At Me Too
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
50 ways the world is getting better
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Fat women are taking 'better sex' classes so they can weigh their options
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's best to avoid calling one of your Jewish high school students "the next Hitler," Mr. History teacher
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(Metro)
 
 
 
With her rare condition, this woman smelt like a fish
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Thu April 26, 2018
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Track meet cancelled due to aggressive geese nesting near track
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
"Ancient mass child sacrifice may have been world's largest." I don't know, my high school calculus class was a total bloodbath
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My mom got pregnant with me in high school; she raised me on her own. I'm 23; my husband and I are expecting our first child. My mother is 41, and she and her new husband are expecting. Am I right to feel resentment at her pregnancy?"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
ER Doctors about mass shootings: "It's a tragedy for the people involved, the community at large. For us, it's a Tuesday"
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Wed April 25, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Attention seeking father takes his Balls and goes home
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Shocker: The Toronto attacker was an "incel" who walked the halls in high school "head down, hands clasped - and making meowing noises"
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Chronicle of Higher Education)
 
 
 
Well known student loan expert, Drew Cloud, never existed. Well known bourbon expert, Drew Curtis, exists
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
No hockey?(NHL level anyway) What can we drink to tonight? Hockey movie talk, sure why not. Theory: Mystery Alaska is the pinnacle of outdoor hockey movies. Prove me wrong. Competition starts at 7pm ET. SUP/FC/& other usual things to fool the admins
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bricklayers and Wharfingers make more money than teachers in San Francisco. Of course, nobody quite knows what a Wharfinger does
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
As a general rule of thumb, you should avoid using slavery puns in your promposal. "If I was black, I'd be picking cotton, but I'm white, so I'm picking u 4 prom"
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Bob Dorough, composer and singer on "Schoolhouse Rocks" chestnuts such as "Three Is a Magic Number" and "My Hero, Zero," dies at 94
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby just got a Amazon Echo Plus. Anyone got any fun or cool things to do with the Echo Plus besides ask Alexa if she's spying on me for the government?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Spotting high schoolers running from a bus on fire, Dr. Oz springs into action - by filming it
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you like getting high, so we put a pot shop in your aviation and mountaineering museum
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(Salon)
 
 
 
"At an absolute minimum, Donald Trump has divided loyalties and the evidence we already have suggests that Donald Trump is a traitor. However, I don't even think he understands what he's done"
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
NFL mock draft pioneer and infamous shut-in Joel Buschbaum once was offered a job by Bill Belichick to concoct multiple mocks to give Browns the ultimate edge on draft day. His response: Thanks but no thanks, I feel like I work for every team
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"So, even though it sounds strange, porn improved my relationship with my daughter in ways I couldn't have imagined"
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Sat April 21, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
12-year-old has fight with parents, gets revenge by stealing mom's credit card and heading off to Bali for four days of R&R
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Berkeley high school teacher suspended for bringing an empty tube to class
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(USA Today High School Sports)
 
 
 
High school baseball team schedules wrong team, wins 82-0. Oops
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
Florida students walk out to protest school shootings. Since this is Florida, you can probably guess what happens next
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Fortune)
 
 
 
NRA lashes out at Dick's Sporting Goods for destroying unsold firearms, claims the store is hurting the economy by taking away potential business for the hospitals and morgues
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Teen takes mother to prom after she missed her own prom because she was pregnant. It's Texas, so the cycle probably continued
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Teen takes mother to prom after she missed her own prom because she was pregnant. It's Texas, so the cycle probably continued
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Norway is telling their high school students to refrain from doing things like sex on roundabouts among others
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dick's sporting goods destroys all the guns they pulled from their shelves. Which makes it the only item in a sporting goods store ever to be willfully smashed to pieces that wasn't a golf club
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A college education delays the risk of dementia, Alzheimers
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A college education delays the risk of dementia, Alzheimers
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Thus far, the massive post-Parkland youth voter registration wave has produced...fewer young people registered to vote
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Coral Springs rush in where Broward fears to tread
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
ABC picks up the 1990s-era Goldberg's spinoff to series
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Mon April 16, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Philadelphia 76ers all time leading scorer passes away.. No, not him. Not that guy either
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Paid summer vacations, other stupid myths about public school teachers. You'll be glad you skipped that career in education
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Paid summer vacations, other stupid myths about public school teachers. You'll be glad you skipped that career in education
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"Bracott" planned for today in response to nipple band-aid incident
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(Time)
 
 
 
Sorry you're too stupid to get what I was saying
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Alex Jones Claims Attractive Women Tried to Date Him In High School To Convert Him To Satanism." The joke is that anyone attractive, or intelligent, would have spoken to him at all. How about no
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Alex Jones Claims Attractive Women Tried to Date Him In High School To Convert Him To Satanism." The joke is that anyone attractive, or intelligent, would have spoken to him at all. How about no
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Sun April 15, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher who cannot read or right, are you even a teacher?
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Don't f*ck with high school students. Mike Pence's hometown had their first LGBT Pride parade
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Sat April 14, 2018
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Phase one: skip school. Phase two: parents go to jail because you skipped school. Phase 3: no more pesky parents telling you to go to school. North Carolina: "oops"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ace is the place where they'll help you mock some kids
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Democratic candidate says he's "a member of the African-American community." Candidate is also whiter than a Pat Boone concert in Branson
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Today's elementary school teacher showing nude photo to class on projector comes to you from Kansas City
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Having destroyed racism, sexism, bigotry, and ignorance in their state, South Carolina lawmakers consider banning sale of energy drinks to minors
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Teacher draws amazing pictures on her white board every day to get kids interested in learning, and holy fark is she good
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Conservative radio host is convinced that Mueller is jealous of that which cannot be seen with the naked eye
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(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
High school wrestling coach fired after admitting to wrestling with self on campus
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(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
High school wrestling coach fired after admitting to wrestling with self on campus
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Thu April 12, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
High school football bench warmer described as looking "like a baby giraffe" is now a future NFL player. How did he do it? A creative highlight tape, letters begging colleges to take him and a cheap buffet nearby
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(NFL)
 
 
 
High school football bench warmer described as looking "like a baby giraffe" is now a future NFL player. How did he do it? A creative highlight tape, letters begging colleges to take him and a cheap buffet nearby
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Student: "I want to listen to music during the test." Teacher: "Sorry, no phones allowed." Student: "Challenge Accepted"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband just found religion; he's been going to church and is uppity about it. I never had religion to lose; it's a silly concept. He wants to drag the kids with him; they've never been. Should I let him?"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
John Mayer was wrong; your body isn't a wonderland, it's a septic battleground
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Wed April 11, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Students design car that gets over 1000 MPG, and the only downside is that anyone driving it looks like a secondary villain in an Austin Powers movie
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Katharine McPhee stars in new role she was born to play, "Waitress"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Somewhere in Pennsylvania, a tiny bat salesman is laughing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
An HR Manager reveals all the mistakes you're making that are preventing you from getting promoted. Listen to HR; HR is your friend and only has your best interests at heart. You should trust HR, employee
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anchors on Fox 5 DC have come under fire after they called an African American Houston teenager who was accepted to 20 different colleges "obnoxious," saying that he was depriving other hard-working students of spots at the schools
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
According to Alan Dershowitz, Mueller violated Michael Cohen's constitutional rights by seizing his records. Article to the left, expert legal analysis by Fark's constitutional scholars to the right
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Tue April 10, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
It won't bring the victims back, however the gofundme for the Humboldt Broncos is closing in on $6 million and is the fifth largest of all time. Tag is for everyone who has donated
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"I have questions about the new horse girl anime." But do you really want to know the answers?
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"I have questions about the new horse girl anime." But do you really want to know the answers?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Perhaps David Hogg not getting into college was a good thing as he plans to take gap year to work on midterm elections
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Perhaps David Hogg not getting into college was a good thing as he plans to take gap year to work on midterm elections
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
DiBlasio aide busted on illegal gun charge
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
In news that may surprise no one, Trump's numbers thrive in areas that don't have traditional news outlets, minorities, high school diplomas, full sets of teeth, etc
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(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Teacher: Hey, Dean, what do you think about this girl's nipples? Are they too erect through her shirt? School Dean: Hm. Those are pretty erect nipples. Hey, nurse, what do you think of these nipples? Nurse: Wow. Here, let me cover them with bandaids
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
"'Some of these kids have no real desire to build something on their own,' says Willis, who works for a firm founded by his father"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oklahoma girl is excited to find Blake Shelton's autograph. Her mom isn't as excited, as it means her kid's textbook is over thirty years old
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Fri April 06, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
There now , was that SO hard?: Oklahoma legislature takes up measure raising online sales taxes, hotel taxes, and gambling taxes to raise the money to pay their teachers decently
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Minors found in shaft
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Stan Van Gundy in 2014: What the Sixers are doing is embarrassing. Stan Van Gundy in 2018: What the Sixers have done to us is embarrassing
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Fox's pro-gun student protest attracts tens of people. More people laughing on the sidelines at these morons
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Fox's pro-gun student protest attracts tens of people. More people laughing on the sidelines at these morons
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(Komo)
 
 
 
17-year-old pleads guilty to attacking school principal with spear. To be fair, a 1d6 versatile weapon is about the best you can get unless you take a martial weapons feat
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Marijuana millionaires are, like, totally riding Canada's legalization wave. Whoa
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Hodor
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
In the wake of yesterday's shooting at YouTube headquarters, YouTube stars do what YouTube stars do
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
What happens to the children when the teachers go on strike? Besides all the partying, video game playing, and illicit sex? Not much. Author apparently has forgotten what kids are like
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Teen learns the hard way why you should never tow a sled behind a moving vehicle
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Apparently harassing the Parkland high school students can be your own personal erotica site
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Finally, the long wait is over. Here are your NCAA top 25 basketball rankings
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Student bites head off chicken, apparently unaware that "farm-to-table" actually has a few more steps in there
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox News: Laura Ingraham will be back. Well, yes, she's gotta clean out her desk and do an exit interview with HR before she's fired
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Mon April 02, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Sometimes, the name says it all
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma teachers tired of working up to 6 jobs to make ends meet (that's not a typo) go on strike today. Six. Jobs
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma teachers tired of working up to 6 jobs to make ends meet (that's not a typo) go on strike today. Six. Jobs
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
How powerful are high school students becoming? One just organized the first-ever gay parade in Mike Pence's hometown
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(RedState)
 
 
 
Bully gets a bloody nose and begs his victims' parents to please make the pain stop
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Chugging a gallon of milk..... eating a spoonful of cinnamon.... chewing a ghost pepper.... eating a TidePod...... oh gosh, what to do next to make my generation look asinine. Oh hey, let's snort condoms
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Schoolboys refuse to let go of man about to hang himself from motorway bridge. "I hope other children can see it's worth stopping to help someone"
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Nevada DoE again delays vote on adopting anti-bullying policy that includes protections for trans students, stating they're waiting on "model regulation" for the schools. Geena Rocero, Carmen Carerra, Lea T available for comment but haven't been asked
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ambitious senior applies to 20 colleges, with Harvard, Princeton, Northwestern, Yale, University of Pennsylvania, Stanford, Georgetown and Vanderbilt as his top picks. And gets accepted to all 8. Plus the other 12. With full rides to every single one
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ambitious senior applies to 20 colleges, with Harvard, Princeton, Northwestern, Yale, University of Pennsylvania, Stanford, Georgetown and Vanderbilt as his top picks. And gets accepted to all 8. Plus the other 12. With full rides to every single one
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This cult was created by someone named Harry Palmer. They aren't even farking trying anymore, are they?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
A 17-year-old high school student is close to bringing Fox News to its knees. How the mighty have fallen
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona teachers: "We're among the worst paid in the country, could you please give us a 20 percent raise?" AZ Governor Doug Ducey: "One percent. That's my final offer"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You know what we really need? A department of PreCrime
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Kid who was shot in school shooting is given detention for walking out during protest two years later. School board demands apology, then advocates arming teachers
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Kid who was shot in school shooting is given detention for walking out during protest two years later. School board demands apology, then advocates arming teachers
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(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Please note: "Cleavage is my Kryptonite" is not something high school teachers should say on the job
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(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Please note: "Cleavage is my Kryptonite" is not something high school teachers should say on the job
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New Orleans cheerleader fired for posting photo covering more than her uniform
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
What Nutrish, TripAdvisor, Wayfair, Expedia, Nestlé, Johnson & Johnson and Hulu all have in common
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Happy, happy, joy, joy, happy, have a seat over there
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania middle school hosts donkey basketball game fund raiser, says it's much cheaper than a flight to Tijuana
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Surely the Parkland massacre will convince people to be more welcoming to outsiders in hopes of . . . aww, lawd
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hulu talk-show host Larry King backs a repeal of the 2nd amendment because it added to the the Constitution by "southern senators so they could ward off slave uprisings". Also calls the NRA "the worst"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
A student received F's for every class since 8th grade, yet nobody intervened and he was advanced every year. Last week, he received a notice saying he isn't going to graduate
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
A student received F's for every class since 8th grade, yet nobody intervened and he was advanced every year. Last week, he received a notice saying he isn't going to graduate
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I rent out rooms in my home to friends who work for non-profits and don't have cars or have health issues. I need to pick two to ask to move so my sister and her daughters can move in with me after a nasty divorce. Who do I choose?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I rent out rooms in my home to friends who work for non-profits and don't have cars or have health issues. I need to pick two to ask to move so my sister and her daughters can move in with me after a nasty divorce. Who do I choose?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So it begins. Laura Ingraham's audience will no longer be subjected to Rachel Ray's annoying voice
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The institutional investors that own the gun manufacturers who own the NRA who owns Congress call for a ban on semi-automatic assault weapons and a minimum age of 21 for all firearm purchases
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Kansas officials helping player's mom get visa to see her wayward son play in Final Four. Carry on
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Richard Taylor led a charmed life, won the Nobel prize for discovering the strange world of quarks, was at the top of his field at the bottom of the scale of things. He spent his life looking up until life finally took him down
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Parkland school shooter is receiving a ton of fan mail in prison. Some items he's gotten are cleavage pictures, love letters, and a picture of a man driving a 1992 Nissan convertible. That car picture will surely make him reflect on his choices
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Parkland school shooter is receiving a ton of fan mail in prison. Some items he's gotten are cleavage pictures, love letters, and a picture of a man driving a 1992 Nissan convertible. That car picture will surely make him reflect on his choices
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox "News" host mocks Parkland survivor/activist David Hogg for being rejected by four colleges. Boss Hogg posts host's top 12 advertisers. Them Fox boys is gettin' themselves into a whole heap of trouble. Again. Still
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sister of Florida high school shooting victim to Melania Trump: My brother is being cyber-bullied. Where are you?
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
University of Montana wanted to induct former NY Giants Linebacker Corey Widmer into their Hall of Fame, but he politely declined on the grounds that football has "destroyed his life" by turning his brain into a bowl of runny pudding
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
University of Montana wanted to induct former NY Giants Linebacker Corey Widmer into their Hall of Fame, but he politely declined on the grounds that football has "destroyed his life" by turning his brain into a bowl of runny pudding
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Here are a few facts about the star of SMILF. They don't explain what that acronym means though
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you're going to give your kid money for a tattoo, first of all, you've probably made some bad life choices; second of all, make sure he doesn't buy an AR-15 so he could shoot up a school
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you're going to give your kid money for a tattoo, first of all, you've probably made some bad life choices; second of all, make sure he doesn't buy an AR-15 so he could shoot up a school
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The students at Parkland were killed by: A) Guns; B) Guns; C) Political Correctness
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Shameful, secret things you did to, or in, your car
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
I'm getting really tired of the "class act" shtick, Obama
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Today in Bizarro World, I find myself agreeing with Pat Robertson
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Student gets knocked out by charging deer during school fire drill, prompting administrators to mull arming all staff with deer
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Sun March 25, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
As students were marching for their lives and safety from guns, the Justice Department ended school safety studies
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Here's a gallery of the best signs from the "March for Our Lives" demonstrations
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Here's a gallery of the best signs from the "March for Our Lives" demonstrations
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Disorganized and confused entertainers are bewildered by young people across the country expressing their own opinions about their own safety
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
NFL VP says the league may eventually get rid of kickoffs. Cleveland Browns fans: "You mean those things we only do to start games?"
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
PA school district's solution to school shootings: get stoned
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Fri March 23, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Conservative interpretation: "George Clooney HATES America"
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
A day with Donald Trump's least favorite billionaire
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
You remember when you were proud of your President's dignified response to a national tragedy? Hold the Obamas' beers and read this
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Former senator Zell Miller challenges God to a duel
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Solution to gun violence in schools: Students now must use clear backpacks and wear ID badges at all times
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Thu March 22, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Big East Conference suggests when it comes to young athletes considering the NBA, instead of one-and-done make it two-or-none
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Renowned MMA athlete Sean Hannity is also ready to battle Joe Biden in the Octogon
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(Washington Post)
 
Weeners
 
Awesome Short shorts are in again (reads article) Never mind
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(Washington Post)
 
Weeners
 
Awesome Short shorts are in again (reads article) Never mind
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The Boondock Saints is bad and you should feel bad for liking it
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Local business owners in Madison County, Illinois band together to save their businesses from certain death at the hands of a 1 cent sales tax increase for local schools
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Ms. Smith, we're aware that you graduated top of your class from high school, college, and grad school, but we'd prefer you were dumb, agreeable, and had big boobs
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(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Ms. Smith, we're aware that you graduated top of your class from high school, college, and grad school, but we'd prefer you were dumb, agreeable, and had big boobs
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"What we know about the Austin bomber." Well, 1. He liked blowing things up. 2. Including himself
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Let's just go ahead and lock him up now: Sheriff's deputies say Parkland shooter Nikolas Cruz' younger brother, arrested for trespassing at the scene of the shooting, "admired" how popular his brother is now, and wanted to set up a fan club for him
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe pops a beer, grins, and sneaks you one "If we were in school, I'd take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him. I've been in a lot of locker rooms my whole life. Any guy that talked that way was usually the ugliest SOB in the room"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Facebook has become a digital Hotel California; you can check out anytime you'd like, but you can never leave
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Students protesting gun control are "just as dangerous as brownshirt Hitler youth"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Students protesting gun control are "just as dangerous as brownshirt Hitler youth"
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Tue March 20, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Trae Young to enter NBA draft, giving ESPN broadcasters nothing to talk about for next year's NCAA basketball season
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Black Lightning, as Jefferson works to clear Black Lightning's name. The Pierce family has a meeting to break a long held CW tradition. (CW 9ET)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cambridge Analytica further exposed, more Austin bomb trouble, and another sex scandal hits Trump Tower. This is the MSNBC Discussion Thread. Grab your snacks and drinks and join the fun starting at 8PM EDT
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cambridge Analytica further exposed, more Austin bomb trouble, and another sex scandal hits Trump Tower. This is the MSNBC Discussion Thread. Grab your snacks and drinks and join the fun starting at 8PM EDT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The NRA cries like a little girl over their break up with Florida's Republican House Speaker Richard Corcoran
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yet another school shooting, and what does Trump tweet about?
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(NBC Washington)
 
NewsFlash
 
Maybe it'd be better if we count how many mass shootings we don't have?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Student calls farking Congressman about farking gun control and Congressman call student's farking principal, who farking suspends him for farking cursing, because fark the 1st Amendment
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
New survey finds 75% of teachers oppose the idea of being trained to carry guns in schools, Mostly because showing students their 9 mm pistol will force them to teach the metric system
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Sat March 17, 2018
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Well, bye. "Lesbian skinhead" moran drops out of legislative race in Maine
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Is my child a tattletale? Is that bad?"
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Fri March 16, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
As students walked out to protest the ease of gun ownership, one custodian stole cash out of their backpacks
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Student gets suspended for NOT participating in gun walkout
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Thu March 15, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
All those high school students protesting lax gun laws are a sign of "God's judgment against America"
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Sure exercise is key to lasting good health, but so are chips and beer according to this 100-year-old woman
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Sister of Dylann Roof arrested for carrying a weapon in school on the day of national walkout. What a Mor(g)an
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline needing no changes - "Beaver County Sees Uptick In STD Numbers"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Photos from across the country of students walking out of class demanding gun control
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Wed March 14, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
School stops student protest today. By locking everyone inside
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You have one guess to answer what political party is considering suing a school over student protests. Difficulty: not difficult at all
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
These sneakers were made for walking and we're walking out on school
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
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(Monterey County Weekly)
 
 
 
"Welcome to the firearms safety class. Now before we start, let's go over the most important thing you need to remember: When handling any firearm, you must always first make sure that it is not ... *BLAM* ... oh, sorry"
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Tue March 13, 2018
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Police officer of the year negligently fires his gun while in a school. This of course would never happen if trained teachers were armed
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Duke University porn actress now studying to become a lawyer. Her parents must be so ashamed right now
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Student sues university over "Mickey Mouse" degree. She actually wanted the Donald Duck degree
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Mon March 12, 2018
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Minnesota considers raising minimum age to 21 for A: Rifle purchases, B: Cigarettes, or C: Sleeping with teachers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Judging by the Twitter feeds of their students after Betsy DeVos disastrous "60 minutes" interview; Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School apparently has an impressive Honors Sarcasm and AP Snark curriculum in their English dept
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Missouri is America's hot new destination wedding spot -- for 15-year-olds
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(The Week)
 
 
 
A Waffle House waitress's act of kindness while working to save for college leads to her being recognized as just the type of person who is deserving of a scholarship
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Trump to his supporters who are exposed to his low approval numbers: "Just don't look"
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Sat March 10, 2018
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Teacher mom arrested for assaulting another mom at their kids' little league baseball practice because victim wore "short shorts." Lady, this is Florida. Volleyball shorts, bikinis, one-piece suits are acceptable women's wear to little league games
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
NRA to Florida: "Back up, buttercup. We're The Law in these parts"
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Louisiana State AG sues school board that had a teacher arrested for questioning superintendent's $30K raise when teachers and school employees haven't had a raise in ten years
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Cops catch OC flasher thanks to DNA from fence-humping escapades
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Fri March 09, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Great, Scott
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Semper Fat
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Thu March 08, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
School districts are now considering four day school weeks. The immediate advantage will be 20% fewer school shootings
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(KLFY Eyewitness News)
 
 
 
Who says you need to take out student loans to graduate college, when all you need to do is show up for graduation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Why even bother having a clock if we have to reset it this often?
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(Southern CA Public Radio)
 
 
 
Zodiac Killer finally brought to justice
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Wed March 07, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos visits Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Fla with predictable results
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt." -William Shakespeare, Measure for Measure. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, "That was the best quote I could find on starting something" edition
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(Health.com)
 
Boobies
 
If you love something, set them free. Especially if they're DD boobies (possible NSFW content on page)
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Tue March 06, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teacher suspended for stockpiling 750 pairs of panties at his high school, which he claims were not swiped from students but bought online for purposes of reselling at school's culture festival. This story passes the sniff test
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Yusuf, 14, wants to be the first Muslim US President. However, without any extramarital affairs, conflicts of interests, or racially charged language that seeks to belittle and divide the nation, it's going to be a hard sell
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am maid of honor for my sister; but I got pregnant and I'm due around her destination wedding date. I can't go; my sister is like a petulant child, saying I'm trying to steal her thunder and abandoning her for the baby. What do?"
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Mon March 05, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Adam Silver has a crossover move - from we're 'investigating one-and-done rules weeks ago to proposing blue chippers be allowed into NBA
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP official shared video claiming Florida school shooting never occurred
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Yeah that acceptance letter we sent you was incorrect. All the best
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
High School girls' basketball team owns the other team at the state tournament so badly that the school superintendent apologizes afterwards. Score? 93-7
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(Miami Herald)