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Sat May 30, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
"A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied." So "Revoke 230" should scare the hell out of everyone?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you can come up with a holiday for June in which we can get off work for, what would it be?
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(Trek Movie)
 
 
 
Star Trek: Voyager's two-part episode Year of Hell was initially suppose to last a full year/season. But Rick Berman hated the idea
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Fri May 29, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's Friday and we have all kinds of fresh Hell in stock. Come get it while it's hot in the MSNBC Primetime thread. Sale starts at 8 PM Eastern
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
SpaceX astronauts to make second attempt to escape this furious hellhole of a planet on Saturday
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A 103 year-old woman beat Coronavirus, then cracked open a cold beer to celebrate
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Is calling it a melee instead of a civil unrest just being Minnesota nice? As violence moves into St Paul and the national guard is called this is your official Fark what the hell is happening in the Twin Cities thread
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
On this week's Fark and Schnitt podcast, Todd recounts his Cannonball Run from NYC to Tampa in a U-Haul and Drew explains that when Kentucky Governor Beshear says he's not afraid of the Flu Klux Klan, it's because he's got the literal firepower to back it up
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Today's politician breaking her own rules is New Mexico's Michelle Lujan Grisham (D)o as I say not as I (D)o
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Wed May 27, 2020
(10 News)
 
 
 
Man arrested for breaking into bank to heat up his Hot Pocket gives a FARK worthy quote "Hell yeah it was worth it"
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Incompetent sheriff, who was forced to hire someone to run his jail for him, demands the right to change the resulting "jail utopia" back into the drug fueled, violent hellhole it's supposed to be
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Karen files a false police report about "African American man threatening her" by asking her to leash her dog where it's required. Bonus video shows her jerking her dog all over hell instead of using leash she has
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
The SPECIAL hell
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Ok, that's pretty cool. Gallatin County HS seniors get a 'Victory Lap' at the KY Speedway for putting up with all the chaos of the past few months. Beats the hell out of paying $400 for the ride along that they normally charge
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
On this week's podcast, a roundup of morons on social media refusing to wear masks, meth hair accessories, and Newsweek's article about Drew being a Time Traveler drops mid-show. Come hear the explanation for Drew's 2015 tweet from the future
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
On this week's podcast, a roundup of morons on social media refusing to wear masks, meth hair accessories, and Newsweek's article about Drew being a Time Traveler drops mid-show. Come hear the explanation for Drew's 2015 tweet from the future
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Thu May 21, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Neptunes and Deadmaus are teaming up, whoever the hell they are
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump worried that Martha McSally is dangerously behind in Arizona, tells McConnell to pull his head out of his shell
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Her cellphone number used to be Elon Musk's. I hope she answers with "Hello, and welcome to Moviefone Press one if you'd like to hear"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Ad hominem attacks can take the form of overtly attacking somebody, or more subtly casting doubt on their character or personal attributes as a way to undermine someone's case without actually having to engage with it"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Sheltering With My Boyfriend and No Booze." Sometimes we create our own hells
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Upscale or spicy Reuben? Yes. Kimchi Reuben? Sure. Vegetarian? Burn in hell
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What the actual f*ck, you dimwits? Is the disease affecting your goddamn brains? Who the hell thinks "boy, I'm in a hotspot, it's bad, death and disease around me, but Virginia and Maryland are opening up a bit so I'm gonna party on the beaches. Woo"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hello. Uhh, can we have your liver?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Death Angel drummer met Satan while in coronavirus coma. So, how is Rupert Murdoch doing?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Death Angel drummer met Satan while in coronavirus coma. So, how is Rupert Murdoch doing?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man winds up getting delivery instructions etched on gin glass he got for his girlfriend's birthday
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Someone earned themselves a special hell by destroying a special needs playground. A special hell
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Batwoman leaves Batwoman. Still not enough for CW not to renew a series
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
There are only so many comedians. There are only so many cars. There are only so many coffees
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump last year: I want John Ratcliffe to be my DNI. Senate Intel Cmte: hell no, he's a partisan hack who lied on his resume. Trump now: I want John Ratcliffe to be my DNI. GOP Sens: Sure, why the hell not? Not like anything matters any more *glug*
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(MSN)
 
 
 
What the hell Missouri maybe next time try a rum and coke
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Who the hell drives 600 miles for a haircut? In these coronavirus times... maybe
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Guess there's a helluva ProPublica story about to drop that makes the West Virginian governor look like he's...well...the governor of West Virginia. That's a pretty damnable title next to "Hitler's mustache groomer" and "Sean Hannity's fluffer"
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
Fark and Schnitt podcast drop day is moving to Wednesday folks, new one coming tomorrow. Last episode we interviewed Brooke Binkowski from Truth or Fiction about Plandemic and Jacob Wohl
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jefferson Beauregarde Sessions III enlists Michelle Malkin's aid for fundraising. That sounds about reich
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Well, would you look at that. Traffic is way, way down because Americans just aren't driving anymore, but air pollution has been basically unaffected. So I guess they were lying to us about not buying gas guzzlers, huh? Cool, I'm getting a Hellcat
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Mon May 18, 2020
(WCYB News 5)
 
 
 
Hell Right Some Beach got Lonely Tonight and had Sangira. That's why she thought Blake Shelton was trying to kill her
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Forty-four people arrested in a crackdown on quarantine street racing in Atlanta. From the looks of the arrest report, subby missed one hell of a party
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
AI/DC
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Sun May 17, 2020
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Now that's one helluva grocery store run for Alaska man
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(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
Well shiat, how the hell did motherfarking Samuel L Jackson not top this goddamn list?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Hello, I'm polio. I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. Did you miss me?"
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Welcome Tropical Storm Arthur to the hellscape that is 2020. Bonus: expected to clear out East Coast beaches, so it's got that going for it, which is nice
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Sat May 16, 2020
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Man tries to perform an exorcism on a four-year-old in the worst possible way
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hello, 2020? Finish him
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Dem hoax/just a flu is leaving the Democratic-run hellscape sanctuary cities full of non-American brown people and spreading out into real America where real Americans live, just in time for them to get that haircut they have been jonesing for
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Move over Pokemon and Hello Kitty, a mythical mermaid monster has gone viral in kooky monster-loving Japan as it prays for end of the coronavirus pandemic
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Go get em, Joe
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient Coronavirus strain known as Covid-Tucker-Carlson continues trying to get Fauci discredited and fired
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(Vice)
 
 
 
For those that think injecting bleach is too sensible, other conspiracy theorists are offering 'Ascension' from our hell world for the low, low price of $333
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Thomas the Tank Engine X Hot Wheels
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Like an ammosexual in a Hello Kitty facemask, Trump can't keep it together
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Amateur video appears to show a corpse 'waving' during burial service, and while that's probably not true, it's still creepy as hell
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mid-June now the "peak" of Coronavirus in Illinois since Chicagoans can't stay the hell home
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(Coventry Telegraph)
 
 
 
Do you want Hellraiser? Because this is how you get Hellraiser
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(CNN)
 
 
 
At least we got chicken and a haircut
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
"A fire engine going down the street, there's four personnel inside who technically are not socially distanced...but when we look at a large wildland fire, our base camp operation can hold sometimes up to 6,000." Get ready for fire season from hell
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Prehistoric sea creatures evolved teeth in the shape of pebbles to BAM BAM shellfish
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
It appears that Hair Salon Shelly opening her Dallas salon in an "act of defiance" may have been a grift all along. Shocking, we know
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Republicans will shell out $20 million in taxpayer funds to keep people from voting this year
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Fri May 08, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's either Fresh Hell or Free Floating Friday. Time to put away the toys away and relax with a tall, frosty mug of MSNBC Primetime Discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
Conservative writer to his fellow conservatives whining about wearing masks: grow up
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(Hodinkee)
 
 
 
For those of you that appreciate mechanical beauty: At 2 mm, the Piaget Altiplano Ultimate Concept is the thinnest mechanical watch we can't afford
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How the hell have they been groping your balls this entire time *without* wearing a mask
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Thu May 07, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Covid second wave could be gnarly, and a third may be hella bad
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
Fark and Schnitt podcast: Peter Sagal tells us about surviving both the Boston Marathon Bombing and the LA Riots, as well his guess as to when things will return to normal. Plus, the secret strange connection between Fark and Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me is finally revealed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mr. Trump, don't argue with a man who buys copies of The Thorn Birds by the barrel
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
The Tiny Face Challenge is a thing and it's creepy as hell
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell says to hell with approving more coronavirus stimulus, remains laser-focused on the Republican takeover of all judgeships
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man stabs roommate in attempt to release Satan. Look, the Weekly World News taught me that Satan only escapes through oil wells that reach hell, so don't play those games with me
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Police video from Darren McFadden's Whataburger drive-thru arrest
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Maybe now we get to find out how the three seashells work
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(Visual Capitalist)
 
 
 
Hello neighbor
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Christian Group: When you say you want to 'track Covid-19', you are doing what Hitler did to the Jews. LOL, Wut?
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Fri May 01, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
(Good Omens) How the agents of Heaven and Hell are dealing with being on lockdown here on Earth
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Thu April 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's fark you money and then there's turning down $100M for a two hour appearance fark you money
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hello, police? I'd like to report a murder
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Wed April 29, 2020
(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Only one state has earned a grade of 'F' in terms of social distancing activity. Only one Southern state, just one state, Wait, it's not Florida? The hell?
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Think you know what's going on with COVID-19? Here's a handy-dandy chart that just may change your mind. Or not. Or maybe just melt it. Hell, I dunno what's going on here, either (2nd chart)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Having the same word for "hello" and "goodbye" continues to pay dividends for Hawaii
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
On this week's episode of Fark and Schnitt, Drew and Todd get down to the bottom of the nation-wide French Fry shortage. Plus a deep dive on the Florida Man who told Trump it was OK to drink bleach and the current media meta on Schrödinger's Kim Jung Un
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Joe Biden reaches out to an ICU nurse fighting Coronavirus while Trump continues to pat himself on the back
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you're walking around your village in a 17th century plague doctor outfit, the Hellesdon police would like a word with you
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Tue April 28, 2020
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
C&C Remastered Gets a June Release Date
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(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
Your suffering will be legendary, even in H...BO?
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hello my future girlfriend. This is what I type like
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Hello, this is dog. Weather today: scattered tummy rubs and 50% chance of treats-ooh, here nice lap **crash**
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Regular guy Joe Biden looks to lose the big business, big banks donor money with new stimulus bailout: 'This is second time we've bailed their asses out'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How the film industry is digitally revising its history. "Next it might put a nappy on Simba and a T-shirt over the Little Mermaid's scallop-shell bikini"
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pyongyang . Caught sayof talk that something has happened to the "Respected Comrade." Is he dead or not? WaPo says yes. Helicopters have been flying low -OR- "hello, I am write to salute and am wearing a mask"
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Watching the President of the United States descend into madness in real time is a helluva thing
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Has Villanelle adopted a baby? Or is it another cover for her latest mission with Dasha, who isn't happy about being called grandma? And what the hell is going on with Eve? Will anyone go back to trying to kill her? Killing Eve, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Caleb's backstory is finally revealed as the war between Dolores and humanity continues unabated, the Dolores army Doloresing all across the park. No one knows what the hell is going on in the penultimate episode of season 3. Westworld, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
In other news, SpaceX did another static test of the Falcon 9 rocket yesterday ... moving us one small step closer to maybe getting the hell off this godforsaken rock
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Advertisers are changing the way they target consumers during the pandemic. Like sweatpants. Who the hell wears sweatpants?
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Mike Vrabel denies that somebody was caught pooping at his house via a mirror on national TV. Okay, makes sense and we'll buy that somebody would shut the door. Still doesn't explain what else was going on there during the draft
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Occasionally, the answer to a headline in the form of a question is not just yes, but hell yes
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Once again, it's Fresh Hell Friday. I've got nothing clever to say, so let's plop down on our sofas and catch the MSNBC Primetime lineup, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Men are better than women at fighting coronavirus because they just want to get the hell out of the store is a thing an elected official shouldn't say out loud
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Steve Mnuchin is mad as hell about the oversight flaws in the program he's overseeing, and he's not going to take it anymore
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The City of Juarez Dept of Tourism reminds you they are a lawless Hellscape and pretty much any other destination in the world is safer. Enjoy your stay
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"I just sipped on a little Clorox. Hell this burns...honestly this might work"
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Just how much does a foreign government have to offer to bribe a U.S. government worker to reveal login information? Also what the hell is that stock photo?
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Thu April 23, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo tells Senator Turtle to go back into his shell and learn whose state is the one getting federal bailouts
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Wed April 22, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Top Obama adviser on all the talk about Michelle Obama being Biden's veep pick: "How about no, does no work for you?"
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Abigail Disney is mad as hell and isn't going to hold back anymore
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And there you have it. In a nutshell, that is what all of these "reopen rallies" are all about
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
She sells sea shells by the sea shore. The shells she sells are surely sea shells I see piling up on the sea shore thanks to coronavirus keeping sea shore tourists away
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
By next week, he'll be walking into the press room in a bathrobe, asking who the hell you people are, and asking if his buddy Vlad "got the stuff okay"
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not happy about the recent twist in Westworld? Don't feel too bad, because neither is Ed Harris. (Spoilers, of course.)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not happy about the recent twist in Westworld? Don't feel too bad, because neither is Ed Harris. (Spoilers, of course.)
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
"Last night a doobie saved my life from a broken heart. And now I'm sitting here dank as hell and everyone can tell. Oh well"
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Dr. Funkenstein)
 
 
 
One nation, under a groove, getting down just for the Sunday Morning Music Club. Ow, we want the funk. Give up the funk. Ow, we need the funk. We gotta have that funk
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Fri April 17, 2020
(TechRepublic)
 
 
 
Hello Dave. You seem to be very happy today, Dave. Would you like to play some chess?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Happy Fresh Hell Friday, fellow kids. Time to check out the latest with the MSNBC Primetime block. The AoD is Steve Buscemi and the fun starts at 8 PM Eastern
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How to be a Playa, you see a Lucifer wants to be paid, has to be paid, or this whole thing falls apart
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump wants to be Doctor Doom but he's more of a Kite-Man. HELL YEAH
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(FactCheck)
 
 
 
Fact-checking Trump's claims about Nancy Pelosi's Feb 24 Tweet/visit to Chinatown in San Francisco: Well, to paraphrase whoever the hell Mark Twain was quoting: there are liars, damnable liars, and Donald Trump
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama has entered the chat
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The Office Noise Simulator: for when those sweet, sweet sounds of silence make working from home intolerable
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Steve McQueen was not crowned screen's greatest automotive icon. And on that bombshell, discuss to the right
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(Geek Tyrant)
 
 
 
(Takes hit) "Now hear me out...what if, what if...Boris Karloff actually made a movie called 'Frankenberry' instead of 'Frankenstein'?" (pic)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
With everything else going to hell in a handbasket, Bed Bath & Beyond beats estimates because why not?
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Harvard University)
 
 
 
Welcome, sulfur dioxide. Hello, comorbidity
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Binge Nation: So the quarantine has you steaming and apparently streaming, for 8 hours a day. Aw the hell with those meetings anyway
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Epidemiologists: Hell no, don't reopen the economy yet. Economists: For the love of God, don't reopen the economy yet. Fake Economists: Boy, I'm glad Trump is listening to smart folks like me instead of those losers and reopening the economy
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Kombucha: What the hell is it, where the hell did it come from?
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Tue April 14, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Yo, jailer. Do you want this shell casing I just dug out of my poop? It's evidence against me
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Sarah Michelle Gellar
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
COVID-19-stricken Chris Cuomo evaluates life. He's had it with Trump, Democrats, CNN, fat bikers and all the rest of you assholes
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Mon April 13, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Just for the hell of it, subby wants you to watch this Ace of Base video. Because happy nostalgic times that were the 90's
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Due to the coronavirus, an ancient pagan tradition of drunken men beating women with sticks won't be held this year. Wait, what?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Fox News host speaks out against Trump's insults of Chris Wallace, says that's "enough with the 3rd grade name-calling"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Say hello to our next up and coming COVID-19 hotspot: Nicaragua
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Fri April 10, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Friday. Fresh Hell is upon us. Sit down, relax. Discuss what you want in the MSNBC Primetime thread, starting at 8 PM Eastern. The AoD is bunnies
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The difference between America and Europe, in a nutshell: Miss America is interested in maps and the Iraq and such as. Miss England is interested in respiratory medicine. Because she's a doctor of it
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
More on the PPE seizures. In a nutshell: The feds have altered the deal. Pray they don't alter it any further
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Death Angel drummer reportedly not ready for death nor seeing angels
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Ohio state Rep. Tavia Galonski is mad as hell and not going to tolerate Trump's press conference lies anymore, and is making a referral for crimes against humanity to The Hague's International Criminal Court
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Hindsight in 2020. Detroit Auto Show's decision in 2018 to move from January to June looks like genius
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bobby Mitchell, Washington Redskin great who was the first African-American to sign with the team, dies at age 84
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Fri April 03, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
And lo, the gods smiled upon sports journalists, blessing them with a newsworthy event: Rex Ryan calls Amari Cooper a turd
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fresh Hell Friday brings no good news. So, the AoD will be otters. Show off the fuzzy cuteness during the MSNBC Primetime thread, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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Thu April 02, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Since the season's going to be cancelled anyway, Yankees starting pitcher Masahiro Tanaka sees no reason to hang out in a third world hell-hole while the Coronavirus is raging, takes his family and leaves FL to go back to Japan
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Hello, thank you for calling online naked therapist. How can I help you in this time of crisis? (NSFWish)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My fiancé usually works 70-hour workweeks with a long commute, so we rarely see each other except on weekends, despite living together. He's been working from home; we see each other more now, and I realize he's annoying as hell. What should I do?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm off to the main page to find a couple more liters to sponsor for six months. Who's with me? C'mon. What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Let's go!
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Stay the Hell out of large church services right now," says Godless heathen Mike Pence
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
When will we get out of lockdown? Will I get the virus? Nope, the big question on everybody's minds is where the hell is Joe Exotic
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Larry David films a PSA to chastise the idiots not staying at home during Coronavirus
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
There is a hell
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy to states not taking COVID seriously - "I'm not going to put (our residents) through hell and back and flatten that curve, only to have some lowest common denominator throw gasoline on the fire"
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sure. Why the hell not?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So with this whole pandemic thing are you having more sex or less sex
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How the hell is it that states and cities and hospitals are desperately trying to find supplies of needed masks and PPe, but somehow every rich billionaire seems to have no problem getting their hands on a few million masks to donate ?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Pelosi: I haven't spoken to Trump in nearly two months because who the hell wants to hear Livia Soprano complain about how much the media hates her
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
It turns out the roadway to hell was paved during Infrastructure Week
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Fri March 27, 2020
(The Star (Malaysia))
 
 
 
The world is going to hell in a hand-basket. What else could go wrong? Indonesian volcano: "HEY EVERYONE, WHAT'S GOING ON UP HERE?"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Quiz Time: What do these recording have in common? "Protesta per Sacco e Vanzetti," "Me and My Chauffeur Blues," "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh," "Wichita Lineman," "YMCA.," "Mr Roger's Theme Song," "Private Dancer" and "The Chronic."? Give up? Read on
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Shotgun shell from Hell has two dimes, buckshot, rifle rounds, and a live fire testing set to the "Final Countdown" - with slow mo goodness
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Twitchy)
 
 
 
BUCKLE UP Hilarious thread on the Triscuit is totally the thread you need today you had no idea you needed
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(Twitchy)
 
 
 
BUCKLE UP Hilarious thread on the Triscuit is totally the thread you need today you had no idea you needed
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
2020 Atlantic hurricane season expected to have 'above-normal' tropical activity because why the hell not?
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
It's Wrasslin' Wednesday Time On NXT, Does HHH send Johnny & Ciampa into time out or take away their Switches? On AEW, Cody tries announcing and Kenny defends the AAA Mega title vs a Spanish God. It all goes down at 8 PM ET on USA and TNT
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(so far away)
 
 
 
Stay way over there & look at these classic album covers made "socially distant"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
CBS releases Picard to everybody to engage for free through April. If you've been waiting to watch it, now is the time to make it so
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
An interesting article about the risks of a recession. But what I want to know is, what the hell is in the background of that picture?
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(Complex)
 
 
 
Idris Elba decides one of the best ways to cope with his COVID-19 diagnosis is to release a song and music video about it
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(Eater)
 
 
 
"Just know if you're Yelping at a time like this, there is a special place in hell for you"
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
You can order mixed packs of beer not usually available in your state
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Sun March 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hello muddah, hello faddah. Coronavirus has reached *cough* Grenada
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Man drops Hellcat engine into Toyota Prius to make one 'mean ass vehicle'"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Michigan: To hell with the '50 or less' maximum capacity order. Church up, peoples
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
And the top movie at the box office this weekend is... who the hell knows. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Sat March 21, 2020
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Hole in Stars Wars plot line finally resolved: you see Luke was looking for his lost lightsaber and it just falls into place from there. The Force rests
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Fri March 20, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Staying in is the new norm. So, since you're stuck at home, come join us in the MSNBC Primetime thread, socially distant Fresh Hell Friday edition, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
The Coronavirus timeline just gets weirder. Thieves steal $12K worth of Dippin' Dots ice-cream from storage unit. Hell reportedly cooling and celebrating with ice cream
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
♩"Well well hello, Dolly. Well hello, Dolly. It's so nice to have you back where you belong. ♩ You're looking swell Dolly, we can tell Dolly, You're still glowin', you're still crowin', You're still goin' strong". ♩ "EEEE EEEEE EEEAAAK click click"
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
When we recorded this episode Monday night Todd's story about evacuating his kids and dogs out of Manhattan last weekend seemed like a bit much, but just four days later looks that was a great call. Also Drew goes over new marching orders for Fark
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Anthony Hopkins plays coronavirus piano for his cat, who looks like he'd prefer to eat Hopkins' liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Shell: On second thought, the work can be done later
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's official. The end of the World is at hand and Hell has frozen over
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How are you occupying your time self quarantining? I suggest Play By Email Games. Subby has been playing the linked game since he was a teenager, it's hella fun for little money. Let's give these small businesses some love
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After another series of losses Sanders staffers begin to wonder what the hell they're doing
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hello, Newman
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Shell: Social Distancing? When there's work to be done?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tower are we cleared to land?... Hello, tower?... Anybody there?
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Mon March 16, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW, we celebrate Austin 3:16 Day (Gimme a Hell Yeah). Edge comes looking for Randy. The Undertaker & A.J sign their WrestleMania contract & Jushin "Thunder" Liger is bound for the WWE HOF. It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sparkly former Sheriff David Clarke (R-eally suspicious jail cell deaths) removed from twitter for spreading coronavirus rumors. One checkmark away from VIP room in hell
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Here's a protip for you in these dark days of coronavirus hell: If you're going to order food delivered to you, tip really, really, really, REALLY well
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Sun March 15, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Because I am tired of posts about hand sanitizer and toilet paper shortages, brighten my day with the 4th picture in your camera roll. Don't explain unless asked to. No cheating
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Dolores and Delos sound too much alike to be a coincidence. But who the hell knows? Maeve, Bernard, William, and a host of new and old characters return for a third confounding and frustrating season. Westworld season 3 premiere, 9PM ET on HBO
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Music is a mirror of society, and the Top 100 charts can reflect America as it sees the world. So it's probably not good news that R.E.M.'s "It's the End of the World as We Know It" just hit number 65
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Sat March 14, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Who the hell is still partying in Vegas?
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
It's one in the afternoon ... and there's no hockey. Or basketball. Or baseball. Or football. Or golf. What the hell am I supposed to watch on TV since I can't leave the house anymore?
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Fri March 13, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
Many business owners are asking the question: Why can't I Warby Parker? And what the hell is a Warby Parker, anyway?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
So, it's like this: We're boned. Still, we can kick back in the virtual living room, chat and enjoy the Fresh Hell Friday edition of the MSNBC Primetime block, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
UFC Chief says he won't cancel fights after "consulting with Trump"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York City supermarket shoppers react to a possible quarantine in the usual calm manner you would expect from anxious A-type personalities
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Thu March 12, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Hello, stockbroker? Please buy 1,000 shares of PornHub"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you were wondering how the Mets could get in on all this coronavirus fun, come meet their director of player relations and community engagement, Donovan Mitchell Sr., who was also at that MSG Jazz-Knicks game last week to watch his son
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Wed March 11, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Louisiana couple steals $1,000 worth of beer, planned on having a helluva party later that night
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Tue March 10, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Trump administration's reaction to coronavirus crisis in a nutshell: "Malevolence tempered by incompetence". Obvious tag quarantined with high fever
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Coachella? More like Noachella
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
28 Weeks Later II is not filming in NY, however the NY National Guard is deploying to New Rochelle to set-up a containment area probably not for zombies but they always say that
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Sat March 07, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Next up on the cancellation list: Coronachella
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
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Fri March 06, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Seems Barack has never twerked for Michelle. Don't worry she's happy .... maybe
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Time to grab a beer and a seat on the sofa. This is your Fresh Hell Friday edition of the MSNBC Primetime thread. The bar opens at 8 PM Eastern
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Thu March 05, 2020
(The Grio)
 
 
 
Biden and Obama* 2020. *Michelle
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Who knew you could make more than one deal with the Devil...Netflix knew
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Who knew you could make more than one deal with the Devil...Netflix knew
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(Medium)
 
 
 
As it turns out, telling people to "yiff in hell," and calling them a slur may be homophobic
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Microsoft roars into the 1970's with new Power Shell
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Wed March 04, 2020
(Vulture)
 
 
 
No one anywhere was asking for a Sondheim disco album, so we're getting one this month. In other news, Stars on 45 have been seen taking their satin jackets to the dry cleaner's
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Tue March 03, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Is Donna Brazile gonna have to choke an RNC Chairwoman? (she came pretty damn close)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Grocery-store broccoli has 50% fewer nutrients than it did just 50 years ago. But considering we were boiling it all to hell back then, it's probably a wash
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Serious business
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Mon March 02, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Hungover Brits spark coronavirus panic at Heathrow because they looked a little worse for wear, asked for painkillers (possible nsfw content on page)
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Here's BoJo, proving how safe things are in his virus suit but without wearing any gloves. How the hell did he get the job again?
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(Twitter)
 
Video
 
If there was ever any doubt whether Roger Stone is completely batshiat crazy.....oh, there wasn't? Well, the deposition video is still entertaining as hell
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Sun March 01, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
On February 29th at 2:29 p.m, 29 couples were married in Hell
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Utah mother outraged that grade school principal Kip Motta forced her daughter to dance with a boy after saying no to him, and he did it on porpoise after claiming she was shellfish
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Sat February 29, 2020
(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Dodge finally coming to an end of its Grand Caravan
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Fri February 28, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Mistakes were made in the repatriation of COVID-19 quarantined US citizens, do you . . . Ah, hell, this is the tRump era, C) Start a vast cover-up and reprimand the whistleblower who raised the alarm
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Fack Ju (tm)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hello, 911? I'd like to report a murder
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Thu February 27, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man receives inedible monstrosity at McDonald's. Isn't that their standard business model?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Animated pro kaiju wrestling. Dammit, shut up and take all my real-to-me money
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
There once was an ambassador Grenell, who made a Moldovan's life hell. He has all the dirt, it's starting to hurt, so onto the sword he did fell
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
He's earned his ticket to heaven by giving us the map to hell
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Wed February 26, 2020
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Saint Maud looks to be scarier than Bea Arthur naked
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Laura Prepon gives birth to second Foster child with husband Ben
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What in the antisemitic carnival hell is going on in Spain?
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Mitchell Trubisky will start for Bears in 2020, says the former No.2-overall pick should remain No.2 in the minds of the fans
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Tue February 25, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
After deadly wildfires ravaged the country in 2009, the Australian government offered to buy out homeowners who were in the fire zones and help them move elsewhere. Very few accepted...but the ones that did are all smug as hell right about now
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
According to Donnie, Michelle Obama loved Harvey Weinstein and he, Donnie, did not know him. Cue the numerous photos of Donnie hanging out with Harvey. Big ups to the first one with Donnie, Jeffrey Epstein, and Harvey Weinstein
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Mon February 24, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
On top of everything else, the U.S.-Iran Pistachio War is heating up. There will be shell to pay
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Say say hello hello to Gonggong
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Remember when Obama tweeted in a foreign language from a propaganda rally in a foreign country and the world ended and now we're in hell
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Goodbye Pluto, hello star? NASA's New Horizons could chart a course for another solar system
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Fri February 21, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Check out these modern cars with their 1980s faces - no word if the cassette decks still work
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Because nothing gets people more pumped up to get out and vote than a candidate promising to quit the presidency if their geriatric brain turns to Swiss cheese
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
OK Boomer history: The first telephone book had 50 names and no numbers. Kids today: What the hell is a phone book?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The price of a UK first class stamp is to rise by 6p to 76p in March, which begs the question: who the hell still sends letters?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tanker truck crashes and burns on Indiana highway, paves the way for the Highway to Hell
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Thu February 20, 2020
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
"When mating, male horseshoe crabs move parallel to the shoreline on sandy flats and intercept females as they pass by. A male attaches himself to the top of a female's shell by using his specialized front claws, in a position known as amplexus"
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Airbnb host finds drugs, knives and blood stains after two-day room rental, which sounds like one hell of a party
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Get married in Hell for free on leap day
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Whitney Houston hologram tour kicks off Feb. 25 in the UK. Everyone agrees it's both beautiful and 'downright scary'
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Wed February 19, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
TV is about to get Savage
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Tue February 18, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
NASA is offering $15,000 in beer money for the best rover concept. 💰 The catch: Rover must operate in Hell. 🔥 Difficulty: Most electronics and power sources don't work in Hell. 🔥 Summary of what to do in video, link to rules in the description
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(DC Report)
 
 
 
Hello, fellow Americans. Here's what the Mango Mussolini has been doing while you weren't paying attention
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Syrian refugee flees war torn hellscape and settles in to his new home of Baltimore
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Mon February 17, 2020
(Me TV)
 
 
 
And she was "cute as hell". Kellye Nakahara, "Nurse Kellye" on M*A*S*H, passes away at 72
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You're So Vain: James Taylor opens up about the Beatles, Joni Mitchell and oh the drugs
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Sun February 16, 2020
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The Doctor, Graham, Ryan, and Yaz land in 1816 at Villa Diodati on a dark and stormy night, sharing ghost stories with Mary Shelley, Lord Byron, and Percy Shelley. Something sinister lurks, and decisions are made. Doctor Who, 8 PM ET on BBC America
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fark, in a nutshell
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
The Power of Christ compels you to greenlight this article. The Power of Christ compels you to greenlight this article. The Power of Christ compels you to greenlight this article
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Sat February 15, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The Secret Service is now basically one of Trump's shell companies he uses to funnel himself public money
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
By the power of Grayskull. Mark Hamill has been cast as Skeletor
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Fri February 14, 2020
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
What the holy hell has Square Enix done to Carbuncle in their upcoming "Final Fantasy VII Remake"
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Thu February 13, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Say hello to the UKs new Chancellor Of The Exchequer. Richest man in Parliament, ex city trader and fund manager, lives in mansion in the country, billionaire father in law. So a typical Tory then
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chef Gordon Ramsay goes full Tootsie for episode of "24 Hours To Hell and Back," claims he needed to go undercover with all-female book club to understand how troubled restaurant was failing and why
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated's latest swimsuit model is a 56-year-old bombshell (w/pics)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
China plans yet another reboot of Battlestar Galactica (possible nsfw content on page)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Utah Prison officials: Well, this inmate has a swastika tattooed on his forehead, and he DID stab another inmate 11 times while in jail, but, what the hell, I'm sure he's learned his lesson let's give him parole. *1 month later* OK, apparently not
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Wed February 12, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Oscars explain that if you want to remember Luke Perry, you can just visit their website
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man accused of subway stabbing says victims were aliens, strengthening his insanity defense and ensuring E.T. is going to stay the hell away from us for the foreseeable future
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Have a craving for a food with the disgusting taste and texture of broccoli but the nutritional value of bacon? Well say hello to Beyond Broccoli, the only vegetable made from 100% real pork"
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
On this week's Fark & Schnitt podcast Drew manages to segue from a discussion of how and why media prioritizes coronavirus stories, to a naked meth'ed-up Richard Quest arrest in 2008, and then back again to complete his original point
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
7-foot alligator sneaks into Florida home. 'Sneaks'? Oh hell no
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Tue February 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Stars and Stripes:"Our mission is not to communicate the [Department of Defense] or command message, but to be an independent, First Amendment publication that serves the troops" Pentagon: so you can see why we're cutting the hell out of THAT, right?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Old & stale: the annual Consumer Electronics Show faced off against Adult Video News' Awards. New hotness: CPAC gets an alt-right alt-convention. Fark: featuring honorary Aryan Michelle Malkin
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson announces dates for her "I am bored sitting on my 1980's money and I know no one knows me anymore but what the hell" U.S. concert tour
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's new budget in a nutshell: Cut safety net for everybody except Boomers
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Hey Pittsburgh Pirates fans, can you feel the excitement? Can you? Hello? *crickets*
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Mon February 10, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Someone compiled a list of VW Beetle appearances in video games so you don't have to
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Subby had a box of "Fillows" that he got at the $ store and a box of Cheerios he got at a food bank. Both pretty much suck. What the hell, combine them. Damn, that tastes good. Oldie article to left; you're favorite cereal combos to the right
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Each pasta dish conveys its own message about love, and the state of the relationship between you and the recipient. Lasagna means you are a sexual deviant
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
As usual, the Oscars "In Memoriam" tribute missed out on some big names like Luke Perry and Sid Haig
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Ex-Satanist went to Hell and back, says the food is terrible, buy his book
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Ex-Satanist went to Hell and back, says the food is terrible, buy his book
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Sat February 08, 2020
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Singapore Curry Instant Noodles confuse snackers by having image of Bollywood actor in Native American headdress on the bag, not being Singaporean in any way
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The best way to reheat your Chicago casserole, slice of cheesy NY cardboard, or start a food fight on Fark
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Fri February 07, 2020
(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg praises Bill Cosby for tweeting his support of Snoop for dissing Gayle King for asking questions about Kobe Bryant's rape case. And what the hell, let's throw Oprah into this too
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Thu February 06, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Mad Max 5 has gone from development hell to "Mad Max: The Wasteland" set to start filming in Australia with George Miller back at the helm
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
WFLA's tagline on Twitter for this podcast episode was "The latest on the Corona virus freakout, lots of Superbowl residue, Drew survives 'Dry January' and sex toy denial" Phrasing, people
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Civil War artillery shell found by construction crew in South Carolina looks like a wine bottle but tastes way worse
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband is a shell of his former self, and I feel both conflicted and responsible. We discussed the possibility of children before marrying; I had PTSD from exes, I agreed to one child. He's upset, won't touch me, and I'm on eggshells. What do?"
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Rick Astley is 54 and holy hell he covered Uptown Funk. Wanted to Rickroll but seriously, the man has talent
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Wed February 05, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
As kangaroos and koalas die in the Australian brushfires, wild Brumbies (whatever the hell those are) and feral cats are taking over
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass meerkat pups born, and one waves hello to you
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Nothing Pelosi does to Trump will piss him off as much as his ratings being down 26%
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hello, fellow kids
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Tue February 04, 2020
(Space.com)
 
 
 
You'd think a series about a covert intelligence agency wouldn't reveal its secrets about who, what, where, and when ahead of time, but you'd be wrong. You already know the "why:" it's Empress Michelle Yeoh, and that's all the reason you need
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
🎵Hello impeachment my old friend, it's time to yell at strangers over the internet about complicit Senators again🎵 Is this the official Day 13 Impeachment thread?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Small news: TFer's book about the "mother of forensic science" released today. With exclusive VR of the Nutshell Studies of Unexplained Death in link
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
Trump not happy that Bloomberg refers to him as Fatty Fat Fat McFatterson
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
As the caucus chaos churns, Mayor Pete figures "Why the hell not?" and declares himself the winner
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Mon February 03, 2020
(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Mad Libs: Grandson of Hamas founder, who converted to Christianity and came out as gay, accused of nose-job fraud
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Four passengers collapse on Scotland-bound Ryanair 'flight from hell'. So, a day ending in Y?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Here's your first look at Falcon and the Winter Soldier, Loki, and whatever the hell WandaVision is supposed to be
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Sun February 02, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Don't have $275,000 to shell out to buy your son a Lambo? No worries, just take out a second mortgage on your house
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Sat February 01, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hello Canada and hockey Farkers in the United States & Newfoundland. It's civil war in Canada tonight with the Battle of Ontario and the Battle of Alberta back-to-back. The Sens stink on ice, but Flames/Oilers will be a good one. Puck drops @ 7pm ET
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Hershey's just made the world's largest chocolate nut bar, and you better have a hell of a sweet tooth to eat all of it
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
CEOK Boomer
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