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headlines found matching 'heart attack'
Mon December 17, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
All Trump supporters: "Just what he's done in North Korea qualifies him for a Nobel Prize" North Korea: "What who's done where??"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So it turns out that there is no real evidence that too much salt causes heart attacks. And another one bites the dust
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Sat December 15, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
All joy and happiness has been officially cancelled this holiday season
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Fri December 14, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Actress Sondra Locke dead at 74. Service is Any Which Way You Can get there
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Of course you realize that "penis" is an anagram of "spine", right? Spine
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Thu December 13, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're 37% more likely to have a heart attack on Christmas Eve, which is mostly just from trying to get your kids to go back to sleep for the FIFTH DAMN TIME
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Tue December 11, 2018
(siobhanoshea)
 
 
 
That time Laurel and Hardy visited Ireland, and the cathedral played their theme song
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Mon December 10, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tour de France coverage just won't be the same anymore
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Fri December 07, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Lifting Weights Is Good For The Heart", study says. It does not just trim your abs, arms, legs, and back but also does wonders for your heart
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
How does it go again? Oh yeah - feed a fever, starve a 'beetus
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
President Ostrich keeps his head buried in the sand
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Thu December 06, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Buzzcocks singer Pete Shelley buzzes off
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Husband makes heart-wrenching call to take nearly brain-dead wife off life support after heart attack. Moments later, she starts breathing on her own and is on way to full recovery
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Wed November 28, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Nothing of note happened today which means Rachel's A block will be back to its full glory and subby ate way too many shrooms. 8 PM ET Wild n Wacky Wednesday MSNBC thread. My dog is talking to me and making sense
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Sat November 24, 2018
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Mike Ditka hospitalized with a heart-related ailment. Maybe those old SNL sketches of "Da Bears" were more realistic than we believed
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Wed November 21, 2018
(This is obviously Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here is why I hope to die at 75
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Woman receives third set of lungs, can now brag she's a 9 pack-a-day smoker
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Sat November 17, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If you really want to eliminate Trump, then forget all about the 25th Amendment
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Thu November 15, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
The association between age and blood pressure not driven by age itself, but prolonged consumption of processed foods and salt. Especially bacon
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Israeli scientist discover a way to use your own fat cells to regrow organs. I've got enough to grow a whole me
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Wed November 14, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend and I have been together for 3 years. I met his family early; his sister immediately liked me. She's become obsessed with and has feelings for me; she dreams of us breaking up. I'm straight; she says she is to. What do?"
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Wed November 07, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Whatta you mean I missed my funeral? I could have used the time off
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Tue November 06, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Legendary Hollywood stuntwoman/daredevil Kitty O'Neil, a deaf woman who acted as Lynda Carter's stunt double on Wonder Woman and who set women's land speed record in her spare time between productions, is dead at 72
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Sun November 04, 2018
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Every single time you stand up, you should faint. Nobody knows why you don't
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Wed October 31, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
To stave off heart attacks, drink fermented milk products. Subby hasn't looked at his fridge in a month, is likely immortal
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Thu October 25, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Yeah, about those healthy food supplements
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Tue October 23, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Greasy fast food: Now America's choice for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Enjoy your heart attacks
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Fri October 19, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Constipation drug slowly moving towards FDA approval, needs a few more final pushes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Haunting of Hill House" Netflix series is supposedly so scary its causing people to vomit and pass out
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Thu October 18, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I live in a house in the town as my parents. My sister and niece stay with me during the holidays. I learned my niece posted photos of my doll collection and called me Aunt Creepy. I won't let them stay; am I ruining the holidays?"
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Wed October 17, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
How Rosanne died - surprisingly not killed in an MS13 ambush (SPOILER WARNING)
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Mon October 15, 2018
(Maxim Magazine)
 
 
 
Study says more sex protects men from heart attacks - though the number of strokes goes way up
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Thu October 11, 2018
(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
The latest thing you're doing wrong? Throwing away butter wrappers, which hopefully will somehow help this person when they have a heart attack from the 4 sticks of butter they use weekly
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Tue October 09, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Inside the world's scariest haunted house where NOBODY lasts more than six hours - And no, it's not the White House (some photos may be disturbing)
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Thu October 04, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Scientists create "early warning" system for heart attacks. According to Dr. Nick, will involve rubbing food on wax paper, seeing if paper turns translucent
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Tue October 02, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Myth: Excessive masturbation causes blindness. Reality: Excessive Viagra causes color blindness
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Pharmas: uh, take your $tatin$ anyways
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Wed September 26, 2018
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Five reasons why you should NEVER eat instant ramen ... besides the sodium
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Tue September 25, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New drug dramatically lowers heart attack risks. To be marketed as Salmonsweatfishburpalox
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Mon September 17, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
My garage-built robotic ping-pong ball cannon haz a sad today
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you take daily low-dose aspirin, you might as well be sending thoughts and prayers to your cardiovascular system
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Sun September 16, 2018
(CPI, Quartz, AP)
 
 
 
Full database of Puerto Ricans killed by Hurricane Maria and the grinding months afterward
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Thu September 06, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The idea that coconut oil is pure poison is news to India, where it's been used for centuries in dishes like "Tandoori Vascular Blockage" and "Triple-bypass Obbattu"
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Wed September 05, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dozens of nations gather for traditional Nomad Games set against beautiful scenery of Kyrgyzstan. Winners to receive medals, vowels
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Buy a sofa at Furniture Row, get one NASCAR championship team free. Offer ends 11/18/2018
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Fri August 31, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle secretly flew commercial
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Thu August 30, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The idea that men need to eat meat in order to be manly is passe
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(More Potatoes)
 
 
 
Did time-traveling go-go dancers build the Washington Monument? Well, Chester Arthur, at the dedication ceremony, was rumored to have brought sixty dollars in singles; also, "These Boots are Made for Walking" briefly considered for national anthem
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let's go surfin' now / Everybody's learning how / Come on and safari with... ACCKKK *thud*
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Wed August 29, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Kentucky man fakes heart attack to get a ride to hospital cafeteria. With an "I regret nothing" mugshot
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Tue August 28, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hospital: You owe us $109,000. Patient: The hell I do, that's insane. Hospital: Did we say $109,000? How about $782
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(AFP)
 
 
 
You want the hautest cuisine on the planet? Look no further than mashed potatoes
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Mon August 27, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New obesity drug won't give you a heart attack. They're pretty sure. At least for now
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Sun August 26, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Viagra deaths on the rise as drug is linked to deaths of 19 Brits in one year
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Tue August 21, 2018
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Answer: 12 Strokes and 6 Heart Attacks. Question: What Lamar Odom says happened to him while he was in a coma three years ago
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Mon August 20, 2018
(37?)
 
 
 
After surviving a major heart attack, director Kevin Smith rewarded with a vegan chocolate cake designed to look like a baked potato
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