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Fri July 10, 2020
(Bloomberg Law)
 
 
 
"Well, your job interview went great and your resume looks good. Oh, by the way, you'll need to quarantine now"
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Coronavirus is highlighting racial disparities and the political divide
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Wed July 08, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stanford cuts 11 sports programs citing a $70M loss over the next three years despite having $27 billion in endowments
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Fri July 03, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Most universities are bringing the students back in the fall. The problem is the professors know better
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Fresh off its abortion ban defeat, Alabama heads right back to the Supreme Court for another defeat on their absentee voter restrictions
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Mon June 29, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
My hovercraft is full of Covidiots
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Thu June 25, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
A 5-minute urine test can reveal the quality of your diet and whether it's the best fit for your body. But who can pee for five minutes?
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Wed June 24, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
So, what's up with all the douchebros who won't wear masks?
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Tue June 23, 2020
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarizona where the plague comes scything down the aged
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
A nursing home in Baltimore was able to keep Covid infections at zero because they listened to Trump and saw right through the lie
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
But start with yourself. Eau de Hobo is not appealing
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
20% worldwide at risk of developing 'severe' cases of the 'rona claim totally not legit click-baity scienticians in "The Lancet." You won't believe what happens next
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Some mildly symptomatic COVID infections lead to significant long term problems, according to Dutch study fresh from the oven
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Tue June 02, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
F1: Let's play two
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Mon June 01, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The independent autopsy will confirm that George Floyd died of perfectly natural causes. Perfectly natural homicide by asphyxia
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Fri May 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Criminal complaint: "The defendant had his knee on Mr. Floyd's neck for 8 minutes and 46 seconds in total. Two minutes and 53 seconds of this was after Mr. Floyd was non-responsive"
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, you got your hydroxychloroquine in my veterans
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Thu May 21, 2020
(The Hour)
 
 
 
"JFC you Bernie or Busters, quit your stupid BS bashing of Democrats and help us win the country back from these corrupt fascists." Signed: A) Clintonistas? B) Biden Bros? or C) Senator B. Sanders (I-Vermont)?
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Neil Cavuto addresses the hydroxychloroquine idiocy, warns Fox News viewers it will kill them
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's a trap
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Sat May 16, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Judge orders Los Angeles to remove Trumpvilles, tell people to go be homeless somewhere else
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
It sounds like we are all going insane from the coronavirus pandemic
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
Covid-19 is making Americans even more sedentary, so we'll all soon basically look like the humans on the spaceship in Wall-E
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Remember the cheesy sci-fi movies where there's a lottery to get on the spaceships to get off the doomed Earth? It's like that sort of, but not really. Also, you're with us at the back of the line with the rest of the poors
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I was quarantined with my abuser but got out and fled to a shelter. Now, I have Covid-19"
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Deep fried butter consumption-related coronary deaths predicted to decrease this summer in North Dakota
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Early March: look at those Covid-19 death tolls they're WAY lower than Obama's H1N1 toll, what a great job Trump's doing. April:Well the tolls are lower than the worse case scenario. Thanks Trump. May: oh sure you believe numbers from the GOVERNMENT?
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Tue May 05, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you wondered why the number of resolved cases of COVID-19 are so low, it's because people aren't recovering
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Gentlemen, start your engines NASCAR to resume with 7 races in 10 days. Darlington opens first race after shutdown - on May 17th. Sorry fans, not you, Crew only
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Thu April 30, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
A group of mariners are suing the US Navy over what they say are overly harsh quarantine orders. Not sure why they're bothering, it's unlikely MLB is going to have a season this year anyway
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Mon April 27, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Juvenile correctional centers are now the latest Covid-19 hotspots
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The good news here is that the US is now fully prepared for the coming malaria epidemic
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Sat April 25, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
So, not only is FEMA hijacking shipments of medical equipment from states and cities to boost Jar-Jar Kushner's private stockpiles, it's also stealing from the VA. The farking Veterans Administration
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Black leaders say reopening Georgia is an attack on people of color...it's no coincidence that the businesses being reopened -- including barbershops, nail salons and churches -- are communal gathering places for black residents"
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Mon April 20, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
"I'm the nurse who switches off the ventilator"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Sisters have died from the pandemic - 102 years apart
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Fri April 17, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Dude offed himself. Sad." "Well, he tested positive. Coronavirus death." "But--" "Forget it, Jake. It's statistics"
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Thu April 16, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
San Francisco makes the hotel industry great again
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Depression and anxiety may be side effects as people grapple with COVID-19 and find out who they're living with are really like
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The coronavirus pandemic has been good for dictators as they ruthlessly clamp down, seize power and rule by decree, but enough about NYC co-op boards
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Where is your New Zealand goddess now?
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Wed April 15, 2020
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
The first comprehensive study is in and it looks like it's a swing and a miss for hydroxychloroquine
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Criminal Trump conspiracy ally Paul Manafort thinks he needs released from prison early due to Coronavirus
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
A Coronavirus survivor has some advice and shares his regrets so other men won't make the same mistakes
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Why the current push to "reopen the country" is a bad idea
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Sat April 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
As sexy newcomer COVID-19 grabs all the attention, old-school Hepatitis C has been quietly tripling its infection rate over the last decade
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Fri April 10, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Three of the United States' aircraft carriers now have crew members infected with COVID-19, which means that if you add up all the other nations' currently active aircraft carriers, we're outnumbered 11 to 9. They're gonna invade us, aren't they?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's almost like you're saying being rich is better during a pandemic?
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Thu April 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
People are luring Instacart shoppers with big tips -- and then changing them to zero
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Tue April 07, 2020
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Dallas food bank distributes canned peas, carrots, dry cereal, milk, bread, covid-19, bacon, eggs, and wait, back up a couple..... oh shiat
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Interesting, brief frontline doctor report from the front in the Detroit area
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(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
Yes, for the duration of the Covid crisis your employer can ask you about your health conditions. Yes, they can also take your temperature. No, not up the butt
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Want to see John the Baptist's imitation of Graham Hill?
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Sun April 05, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Why are men more likely to die of the coronavirus than women? I'm sure it's got nothing to do with the fact that subby is posting this while balancing on a metal ladder on one foot while changing a lightbulb in a thunderstorm
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Sat April 04, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump on sending medical military personnel to NY:"They're going into a battle that they've never really trained for. Nobody's trained for this." Not true, somebody was trained for this. You fired all of them
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Fri April 03, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dozens of journalism professors and working journalists sign open letter to Fox News owners saying network's coverage of coronavirus pandemic is a "danger to public health"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Oh look here are leaked notes from a meeting of Amazon brass including Jeff Bezos where they discussed a plan to smear the now-fired leader of the safety walk out ...BEFORE it even happened
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts reports 78 nursing homes are turning into funeral homes
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
If you've been trying to imagine ways that we could turn every hospital in America into a literal Thunderdome, Slate has a pretty good idea for consideration
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Wed April 01, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Thanks to pandemic, more people are getting serious about writing or updating their last will and testament. Even if hospitals are overcrowded, probate courts might not be, so that's considerate
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Tue March 31, 2020
(State of Missouri)
 
 
 
When trying to find something to blame for COVID-19 pandemic, Missouri lawmaker spins the Wheel of Stupid™ and it lands on HIPAA. Then he misspells it. Twice
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Some of you are going to have to die to save capitalism, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Landlords to first responder tenants: Thanks for putting yourselves on the line to help save people from COVID-19, now GTFO
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Thousands of Liberty University students returning to campus after Spring Break. What could possibly go wrong, Headmaster Jerry Falwell Jr?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
You can stop making fun of Italy now as American hospitals begin convening their very own death panels
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Mon March 23, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
PM Boris: Shut. Down. Everything
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Republicans who ate lunch with infected Rand Paul are going with the "problem that solves itself" option. Good luck, US Senate
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Oh. Then as of this moment, they're on double secret probation
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Sat March 21, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
DeSantis opens up golf cart drive up coronavirus test facility in The Villages. Std tests soon to follow
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Thu March 19, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Walmart cuts store hours yet again
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(WILX Michigan)
 
 
 
AP map confirms coronavirus has hit the world so hard that French Guiana has annexed Corsica
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Did anyone review this graphic before this was posted?
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you were to get sick with the coronavirus, how would you get groceries?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Has 19 elder care facilities dealing with coronavirus outbreaks. The Worst Timeline™
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's like they are trying to get them sick?
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Think twice, save a life. Here's a list of 24 high-risk people you should practice social distancing from during the coronavirus pandemic
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Not okay, boomer: some seniors resist social distancing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The state of Georgia has now shut down all collage classes until the end of this semester. They are sending every one home from the dorms and going to online classes only. No problem, it is only the flu with less deaths T Rump says
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Mon March 16, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
CBP: how not to do social distancing
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Sun March 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Is anyone calling in sick tomorrow? Are you happy to be working tomorrow or do you think your "company" should shut down?
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(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
In 2011, MIT scientists created a drug that's effective against virtually all viruses. In 2020, it still isn't being used. Details to the left, conspiracy theories to the right
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Sat March 14, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
White House doctor begs for his license to be revoked
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