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Tue April 20, 2021
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
To compensate for shortage of doctors and nurses, Japan may allow dentists to administer Covid vaccine. You'll have to swish it around for 60 seconds and spit it out, that should work
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Sat April 17, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
And now we are facing a surplus of vaccine because reasons
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Who am I to disagree with Rob Halford?
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"In any case, my headline from May of last year ... it was wrong, and by extension, I was wrong. It can be very good to be wrong. Mea culpa-and hooray, let's plan a wild summer"
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Health Care providers are debating vaccine mandates
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Thu April 01, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ford to impose lockdown restrictions, No word from GM or Chrysler
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Wed March 31, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
South Africa bans liquor sales over Easter, but don't worry: after three days, the stone will roll from the tomb and the booze will rise again. Hallelujah
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Mon March 29, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
One dose of the Pfizer or Moderna vaccine worked 30% better than Sex Panther every time in a CDC study of health workers *rawwwwr*
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Sun March 28, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
"So, you need life-saving medical care, but you're gay? I'm sorry, my religion won't allow me to treat you. What's that? Oh, yes, it is legal, this is Arkansas"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Health care workers are bragging online about forging COVID-19 vaccination cards, putting billions at risk
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wait, you're saying the kind of guy who would try to overthrow the government would also stiff his lawyer and attend right-wing rallies while out on bail? Nooo waaay
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Catching up with New York City, one year into the pandemic
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Thu March 25, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Covid-19 will happen to them. Most will recover from it without problems. Some won't. Some will die. Think measles outbreaks
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Wed March 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN finds an ethicist who's willing to tell vaccine line jumpers that they're not all terrible people
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Tue March 23, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Your neckbeard is increasing your risk of getting covid
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(Science Magazine)
 
Weeners
 
Sexually transmitted ebola outbreak to the left, death metal cover band names to the right
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Something just happened in Minnesota that hasn't happened in 49 weeks: zero new COVID deaths. Time for a [FARKIN AWESOME] tag?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists zero in on cause for AstraZeneca blood clot issue. ... Still no cure for cancer or autism. Or government tracking devices
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Mon March 15, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Huge thrust to prevent meat shortage hits obstacle
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"The rest of the United States should take a lesson from how Puerto Rico's government handled this crisis" is probably a phrase you never expected you'd utter, but, man, 2020 was a WEIRD year
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Fri March 12, 2021
(C|Net)
 
 
 
The future is full of QR codes and hand sanitizers
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Thu March 11, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
High freedom dining rates across the US south are increasing covid's personal liberties
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How close is your state's COVID-19 vaccine schedule to the CDC's recommendation? Well, one state has really deviated, and that's not including Death$anti$' donor$ at the front of the line
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If we don't stop acting like Bolsonaro, then 2021 is going to be the year the pandemic gets *bad* like *Brazilian bad*
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Tue March 09, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The fear of a wee wee wittle needle may be keeping many people away from COVID vaccines
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nah, dude, not for your ex, tell her it's bad. Just for you and your gf and your kids, at least the ones you like. Nah, dogs and trucks don't need it cause they're immortal and stuff. Where's that bartender?
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Sun February 28, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Digidog, the NYPD robotic dog, stirs privacy concerns and whether John Conner will come back and put a bullet in its brain to save us from the coming terminator apocalypse
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Sat February 27, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New study suggests if you've already had COVID, you'll only need a single vaccine shot. Wait, strike that ... make that SIX recent studies suggest that
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Fri February 26, 2021
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
PA HB262 would bar employers from requiring employees to receive vaccine. Sleep tight Anti-vaxsylvania
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We are losing our nurses to battle fatigue
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
Everyone is experiencing grief right now
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Harvard Crimson)
 
 
 
Red rash, bluish skin and lips, and "COVID toes?" You're probably pretty sick. But on the bright side, you're not a black person
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Doctor sees that he has 10 extra doses of COVID vaccine that will expire in 6 hours. Does he: A) Throw out the vaccines? B) Give the vaccines to 10 people, get fired for doing so, and charged with misdemeanor theft? Hint: Texas
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Wed February 10, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Checking in six months after Denver decided to send health care workers instead of cops to respond to mental health and substance abuse calls. After 748 calls, "You have a safer community and you have better outcomes for people in crisis," says the chief of police
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Patch)
 
 
 
Sell weed in California? Please join the other first responders in the Covid vaccine line
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Mon February 08, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The true MVP of Superb Owl LV was Amanda Gorman
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Sun February 07, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
TB wins second Super Bowl, TB wins seventh Super Bowl
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(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell tells President Biden that all 30 football stadiums will be used as sites for people to go for the 2-poke conversion
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Post-Star)
 
 
 
New York: No vaccines for you cancer and HIV patients. Sucks that you didn't hire a bunch of lobbyists, doesn't it?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Biden Administration to use the Defense Production Act to ramp up production of the Pfizer vaccine. Yay, leadership
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump appointee Roger Severino sues to avoid the old severino
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
On February 7, 2021 the Kansas City Chiefs will be spirited away to an underground location and the rightful winners of the American Football conference, New England Patriots. will be installed as contenders for this years Super Bowl. Book it - Q
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nation reverses COVID surge with vaccinations. No, not the US, Israel, a country with a national health system. Most people in the US still have no idea how to get notified when a vaccine is available to them
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Tue February 02, 2021
(National Review)
 
 
 
NRO: Trump lost 20 million doses of vaccine. Why is Biden so incompetent to let that happen?
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
SoulCycle instructor got a vaccine for being an "educator." Jackass tag not yet available
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Cuomo health officials have been fleeing the governor as if they'd been working for Trump, but with more red tape
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Fri January 29, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Australian man discovers Lake Placid a misnomer, finds head in the jaws of death
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Thu January 28, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ hospital gave out COVID vaccine to wealthy donors, trustees, people related to its executives and not you
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Just let the Olympics go, Tokyo, because they're already gone
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Do you *really* need to wear two masks now? Short answer: It's complicated. That's why we come to you, Slate. That's why we come to you
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Wed January 27, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Due to Hank Aaron's death weeks after he received the Covid vaccine, doctors needs to remind people that the vaccine is safe and old people tend to just up and die
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Wisconsin GOP swear fealty to COVID
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Well Spit
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Mon January 25, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
China's attempt at taking the lead on the world stage with vaccine rollout is backfiring. So now they're pushing misinformation campaigns targeted at western Anti-Vaxxers
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
NFL announces they will have 22,000 fans at the Covid Bowl, vows to kill a few thousand Health Care workers
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Super Bowl LV Pre-Show: IT'S MILEY
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Whassup? Budweiser joins Coke, Pepsi brands in sitting out the Super Bowl
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Sat January 23, 2021
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
50+ ICUs in Texas are full and overwhelmed by COVID. Gee I wonder why this happens when you have anti-science people in charge and pandemic deniers all over the state
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Fri January 22, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NFL confirms that it will be proceeding with its Super Spread event in February, but it's going to limit infections to only 22,000 people or so
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Thu January 21, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fauci to WHO doctors: The US is back baby
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Yes, employers and schools can soon require COVID vaccines, but what if it isn't licensed yet?
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Sat January 16, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Let's do online sign-ups for older people if they want their Covid-19 vaccine. What could possibly go wrong with that?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
100 million vaccinations in the first 100 days. It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
PHE's Covid antibody study tracks 6614 people. 83% protection from antibodies after 5 months; reinfections happen; unknown # definitely become carriers and contagious a 2nd time. Conclusion: first wave infected are now vulnerable again
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Thu January 14, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you're a store owner, it's one thing to enact a no-mask policy in your business. It's another thing to enforce it by gunpoint
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Wed January 13, 2021
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Dollar General employees to get 4 hours pay if they get Covid vaccine. So about $19.00 then?
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Tue January 12, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
A week early but the US government is already fulfilling President Biden's pledge to speed up the coronavirus vaccine dispersal
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Mon January 11, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
To no one's surprise, Trump's government supplied crappy syringes that waste the vaccine. Of course, Trump is very sorry and will fix it immediately. Just kidding, Trump is never sorry and never fixes anything
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Fri January 08, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dick Pound may pull out
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Bad news: Scientists say if you had COVID-19, your immunity may last less than 90 days
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(WJTV Jackson)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell tells a funny joke to the owners before they decide the max numbers of deaths they can cause before the NFL looks bad for selling Superbowl tickets
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I would say if I knew everything I know now, I'd probably think differently," says GOP Illinois congressman on voting for Trump in November. You cut me deep meteor, you cut me real deep
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
In New York the fine is higher for vaccinating people out of order than it is for letting the vaccine go to waste
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
The vaccine rollout is becoming an even bigger trainwreck when you throw in the Florida factor
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently, you can't stomp on the roof of a police SUV while screaming "I am the b--ch beast" and post the video to Instagram without getting arrested. Who knew?
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Mon January 04, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Indonesia: "Screw you old people, we've got work to do"
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Sat January 02, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
2020 in 20 charts
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Thu December 31, 2020
(Two Row Times)
 
 
 
Six Nations Covid repsonse timeline. Stereotype: roadblocks up only 2 days after WHO declared emergency. Fark: barcode passes, testing schedule, community coordination, code of conduct for businesses, schools closed. Result: only 1 Covid death, total
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Doctor drives three hours to get Covid-19 vaccine to rural Michigan hospital
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Oh, hi there. I'm a fresh new Covid-19 variant who is currently making the rounds, shaking hands, and making friends everywhere at super-spreader events in San Diego. Can I cough on you?
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Wed December 30, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Contempt-spewing Freedumbers shocked to discover that doctors are also free -- to go serve less abusive communities
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Old & stale: Apple fanbois camping out in line overnight for iPhones. New hotness: seniors camping out in line overnight for COVID-19 vaccines. In either case, make sure you wear your Depends
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Covid reinfection risk drops with the presence of antibodies. In other news, darkness risk drops with presence of sunlight
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Tue December 29, 2020
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Gov. DeSantis signs order, prioritizing residents 65 & older for receiving COVID vaccine instead of those 75 & older, essential workers, first responders. Got to protect those base voters obviously
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Owner who rents out portable toilets, Gott's To Go, now on the hook for $57,000 in taxes after losing a court battle. Boy, isn't that the shiats
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Health Care workers in small towns are leaving due to a pandemic of stupidity
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Sun December 27, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
No wonder DeSantis has a terrible response to the pandemic when he is surrounded by idiots like this
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news about the coronavirus vaccine is becoming contagious
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Thu December 24, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meet Dogtor Loki, Healing Helper
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Wed December 23, 2020
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Say you were brave enough to volunteer for a covid vaccine test and blindly got a placebo dose. Now what?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump has killed three thousand health care workers with his thoughtful response to the pandemic
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Tue December 22, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Democrat and "Squad" member Ayanna Pressley says inmates should be prioritized for Covid vaccine before law-abiding citizens
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Move over Crocs. There is a new shoe to point and laugh at in town. And it comes with disposable socks
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Mon December 21, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"While we were fighting for the lives of our patients, Sens. Kelly Loeffler and David Perdue tried to profit off of the coronavirus pandemic. While they're getting rich off our pain, our hospitals are closing"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
As if the government's pandemic response didn't screw them over already, Nursing schools and teaching hospitals decide to really stick it to them, put up "Heroes Work Here" signs instead
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