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Sat July 21, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The biggest news out of Comic-Con? Golden Girls action figures will be on the market in 2019
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Your near-daily white folk call cops on black folk thread. Today's offense: a hard screen in a pickup basketball game
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Woman kills mother after being left out of will in favor of siblings. Wonder what might have prompted that decision
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Mon July 16, 2018
(Kare11)
 
 
 
St. Paul, MN mayoral candidate gets banned from a library, banned from Target Field and posts a semi nude photo of his estranged wife on his campaign blog, possibly violating revenge porn laws. Fark: All within a week
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In the "it's been less than one week since Lavar Ball said something pitifully stupid" department, he now claims he could have beaten LeBron in one-on-one
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Sun July 15, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump aides wearing MAGA gear now striking out on Uber as well as Tinder
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Knowing that Brits having sex indoors is sick enough and worthy of eyebleach, Spain attempts to ban them from having sex on the streets of their country (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri July 13, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
On this Friday the 13th let us enjoy a 12 topping Nothingburger with Russian dressing. Bigly protests in London for little, pretty vacate hands. God doesn't save the Queen from meeting a major moron. It's your MSNBC thread. See you at 8 p.m. ET
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Tue July 10, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump hands out more pardons to deplorables. Michael Cohen reads Giuliani's comments as a threat. Trump lands in Europe as he prepares to embarrass America on the world stage at the NATO Summit. Let's get drunk. Yes? It's your MSNBC 8 p.m. ET thread
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(Bicycling.com)
 
 
 
As expected we saw a changing of the yellow jersey yesterday and the cream is starting to rise to the top of GC. Day 4 of the Tour de France is back in the hands of the sprinters...if they can contain that pesky breakaway
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Mon July 09, 2018
(MissouriNet)
 
 
 
Congressman blames the media for Scott Pruitt being an unethical crapweasel
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Another GOP Politician is found to be profiting handsomely off the mass detention of immigrants at the border. This time it's IL. Gov Bruce Rauner who owns companies that have contracts with ICE to provide medical services at detention centers
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Actual headline (ok, so it's Deadspin): "Uruguay keeper's huge boner hands France commanding 2-0 lead"
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Thu July 05, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Indian police determine 11 family members found blindfolded, gagged, with hands bound behind their backs definitely committed suicide
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what would happen if Fox News discovered a video of Andy Dick sexually assaulting Ivanka Trump on Jimmy Kimmel's show?
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Mon July 02, 2018
(AOL)
 
 
 
Officials considering second Trump-Kim Jong-un summit, which may happen in New York if they can find something else for Trump to give away and get nothing in return for
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance Jr. announces that Harvey Weinstein's check to his re-election fund bounced
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Why popcorn tastes better when you eat it with chopsticks
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Science took quite a long time to figure out washing your hands could save lives. This was the guy who figured it out
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Thu June 28, 2018
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
America, you have a 1.39 billion-pound cheese surplus stockpiled in warehouses ...so you have that going for you, you fat asses
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
You know when Russia criticizes your laws, you must be doing something right. Toke off, eh?
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
How do you initiate the first kiss with someone new?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
You'll have to pry my phone and my in-car entertainment system from my cold dead hands
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Wed June 27, 2018
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
If you ate at Hardees in Charlotte, you should add a hepatitis A vaccination for dessert
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
So, who has "Big Dick Energy?" Okay, let's not always see the same hands
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Sun June 24, 2018
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Sex therapist wife of Portugal goalkeeper gives a hands-on solution to winning the World Cup
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Thu June 21, 2018
(The Onion)
 
 
 
The Trump administration has gone too far this time: They broke The Onion
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Mon June 18, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump replaces White House photos of French president with framed pictures of Kim Jong-un
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Black widow spider makes broccoli even less popular. I said black widow SPIDER
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Teenager infected with rare and long-forgotten disease "cow pox"
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's our first look at Gal Gadot in her glorious '80s style Wonder Woman outfit and I could post my Social Security number here now without any worries and man, do the Mets suck, oh and I'm thinking of ordering a pizza for lunch, who's with me?
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Illinois State Journal-Register)
 
 
 
"They go for your jugular," says Georgia grandmother who killed a rabid bobcat with her bare hands
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Assassin's Creed: Odyssey goes full Greek with the romance options
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Company overcharges you, police say that's a civil matter. Unable to pay that overcharge because they cuffed you, you're a criminal
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Thu June 14, 2018
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Snake me out to the ball game
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Do Not Salute
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump returns salute to Best Korea general. Wait for the right wing rage. Just wait for the right wing rage. Okay. Wait for the sounds of crickets. Yes, there they are
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 684: "Can I Get a Show of Hands 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Please stand for our new National Anthem: 'What's Up Bootlickers'"
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but people are doing really silly things with Elon Musk's flamethrowers like torching donuts and lighting giant joints and with them
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Brit Hume calls Kim Jong-Un a "thug," then slams Trump for accepting him
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Having vanquished tyrant on the 38th parallel angry orange ape targets smarmy neighbour on the 49th
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Sat June 09, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Macron's latest handshake leaves lasting impression on Trump
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Instead of buying Bitcoin, play this Bitcoin trading game so that you don't lose thousands of doll...become a milliona...billionaire...stay even...lose thousands
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(Some Ghosthead)
 
Video
 
Remember that old cartoon The Real Ghostbusters? Some lunatic got his hands on the pilot promo, and digitally restored it. Your Slimer wants hot dogs
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump was elected to lead, not to read
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
NTSB: Seven seconds before the crash, the Tesla began a left steering movement that carried the vehicle into the aptly-named "gore area"
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Reliable source Rudy Giuliani would like you to know that Kim Jong Un begged for a summit while on his hands and knees. Really
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ever wanted a house where you can warm your hands at the fireplace while at the same time taking a dump underneath a picture of Jesus?
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Tue June 05, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Do you renounce Satan, and all his worAAAAAAAHHHHHH"
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Sat June 02, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Is everybody OK?"
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Fri June 01, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ferrari 250 GTO sells for record $70 million. It won the 1964 Tour de France. Those bicycles didn't have a chance
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Thu May 31, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
I'm not sure what is weirder: the fact that the burglar stole Old Spice deodorant or that he spells his name J-A-S-O-N-E
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
You go out, have a few beers with the wife of one of the people your dad killed and come home to find your boyfriend played video games all day; of course you are going to get a little handsy, who hasn't been there?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Never date a lawyer. Never marry a lawyer. If you meet a lawyer on the street, do NOT make eye contact. I cannot stress this enough; because, if I DID stress it enough, I fear I would end up in court with a lawsuit on my hands
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NRA: The vets love us. Vets: No, actually we don't
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Wed May 30, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump holds up his untouched by actual hard work hands and then he implies he has a large penis. Horse laugh heard echoing from First Lady's bedroom
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun robbing a fast food restaurant is a good guy with a gun firing from outside the drive-thru window
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
First baby born in twelve years on isolated Brazilian island where childbirth is prohibited due to the remoteness. Fark: It's all cool though, since the mother had no idea she was pregnant until the kid started coming out in the toilet
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican committee, raising money for the president's reelection campaign and the party's coffers, circulated a letter last week to wealthy Chinese businessmen offering a "one-on-one photo" and "handshake" with President Trump for $100,000
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nicki Minaj confirms she's dating Eminem. Oh, and she also has an album coming out soon. Surely that must be a coincidence
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Man tries to shoot down drone hovering near his home. Fires seven 9mm rounds. None of which hit the aerial intruder
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Group of friends who dig along the beaches in Normandy in hopes of unearthing dog tags worn by soldiers who landed there during World War II reunites one with family in Indiana
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you're thinking of cosplaying as Doctor Strange, prepare to take it to another level with these holograms (w/video)
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Subby always thought these types of Business Insider articles were ads masquerading as reviews, but considering how this one reads, I'm guessing Papa John's did not pay for it
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Fan bare-hands foul ball while holding nachos
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"The people who run the world worship Lucifer, perform human sacrifices, and drink blood"
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Tue May 22, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stupid: running onto the field during a game. Idiotic: trying to force your way into the ring during a boxing match
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Mon May 21, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man who wears dresses and flamboyantly fabulous hats proclaims his love of gay men
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jeanine Pirro labels Jeff Sessions the most dangerous man in America
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Sat May 19, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Bad: Airline passenger punches dog. Worse: It was a service dog. Worster: For a deaf woman. Worsterer: he also punched the woman in the stomach. Worsterest: she's pregnant
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Fri May 18, 2018
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Bad, no one can find your kids' school bus after a severe storm. Worse: You find it, but the driver is drunk
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
I have had it with this motherfarking snake on this motherfarking ceiling fan
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Wed May 16, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
"She researched how to remove gun residue, visiting websites titled: 'tips on removing gunshot residue,' 'suspect urinated on hands to wash away gunshot residue,' 'can urine block out gun powder' and 'five great uses for pee'"
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Mon May 14, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pirates pitcher Jameson Tallon is getting real pissy about his injury
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(Australian Football League)
 
 
 
Hinkley explains his bizarre victory celebrations, such as shooting at U.S. presidents
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
"Jif upside down still says Jif... my entire life is a lie"
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Avenatti: Come out with your hands up, or I'm burning the f*cker to the ground with you inside
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"Dog shoots owner in the leg in Iowa and appears to cry." Your dog wants an assault rifle
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
Waffle House calls police on black customers after prom, presumably for the crime of going to Waffle House for dinner after prom
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Wed May 09, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Fifth day on the job, and Guiliani already feels comfortable enough to trash Avenatti as an "unsuccessful lawyer", presumably before admitting that Trump was the Zodiac Killer but denying being the Boston Strangler (those hands, you see)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Look at those hands, are they small hands? Well, we don't want to shame anybody, but everyone's different. But yeah, his penis wasn't big. Like his fingers. Which were bigger. Than his penis
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Mon May 07, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oxford standoff between armed men, police and gunman, shows the importance of the Oxford Comma
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Someone with way too much time on their hands decides we have to go back, and Far Cry 5 is just the way to do it
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Baby born in Chipotle parking lot gets a burrito themed baby shower at the restaurant. No word it they named him Coli
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Alan "Ackbar" Dershowitz thinks Rudy Guiliani is playing RIGHT into Mueller's hands and is making things WORSE for Trump. Perhaps Trump should replace Rudy, with, say, a famous Harvard Law Professor who helped OJ get acquitted
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Are you saying she lied on her Visa application? Because old Europe is France, Germany and Belgium according to the GOP, and she didn't come from one of those
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Sun May 06, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Becky visits little girl burned by a marijuana explosion. The dust is getting in subby's eyes, just leave me alone
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Sat May 05, 2018
(The Desert Sun)
 
 
 
Foodies credited with hounding Hard Rock Hotel out of Palm Springs. "Judging by its Yelp page, customer's displeasure with the hotel was not limited to its cuisine"
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Fri May 04, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Ford showcases smart window that allows blind to 'feel' the view. Google already working on 'drive by braille' while Uber just giving riders the finger
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Our work-life balance has been incredible ever since my wife's girlfriend moved in," gushes deluded polyamorist
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Thu May 03, 2018
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Step 1: Get out of car slowly with your hands up. Step 2: Walk slowly towards officer and get down on the ground. Step 3: Pray officer doesn't accidentally shoot you
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Wed May 02, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Guess which world leader just committed a faux pas on a diplomatic visit
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Man attacks two roommates with sword for stealing his sock, which makes sense since gnomes only take underwear
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi hands the Republicans an early victory, says she doesn't plan on going anywhere
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Out of all the things to worry about in this world, beware the men who secretly leave the bathroom without washing their hands
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Tue May 01, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida congressman gets a proper Florida welcome from a group of sixth-graders. One finger salute involved of course
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Biglaw firm sends out PR email honoring the firm's women by highlighting the men who make it all possible
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Mon April 30, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Parkland shooting victim Emma Gonzalez responses to Kanye West calling her 'his hero'. OUCH
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Sun April 29, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
What you can learn on this edition of Offbeat Police Blotter: Police tend to notice if you are driving with a 100 pound boulder stuck under your car. Never show up at the prison drunk. Fishing spots are apparently worth fighting over. Good to know
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Douche banned from being a douche
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Sat April 28, 2018
(NWA Homepage)
 
 
 
The outlook for stray felines living in a town with no animal shelter can be bleak. One woman has opened her home to almost 800 cats over the years to help keep them safe while the town does nothing. Let's give her a round of applause on Caturday
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
"When the bright lights are on and the cameras are snapping and everyone is yelling, 'Sarah Sarah' with their hands in the air, a palpable electricity flows through it. The moment Sanders unleashes her trademark monotone, the energy drains"
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Trump attempt his patented power grip handshake with Merkel? Will she once again tell Donnie what not to do? Will any of us survive? This is YOUR joint news conference with German Chancellor Angela Merkel (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 1:30pm ET)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Since it was pretty apparent Trump was never gonna, Mike Pence steps in and tweets his congratulations to James Shaw Jr., the man who stopped the Waffle House shooter with his bare hands, calling him "an American hero"
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mexican presidential candidate suggests chopping off thieves' hands, claims that this policy was not something he just pulled out of his sleeve. Well, without hands, that would be difficult. Asinine tag wins as there is no palm to face
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Twitter)
 
Video
 
Merci au Président Macron
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Shocker: The Toronto attacker was an "incel" who walked the halls in high school "head down, hands clasped - and making meowing noises"
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Variety)
 
 
 
If your product is a set top box that streams 500 channels, as well as Amazon and Netflix content, the studios might want to have a word with you...in court. Bonus: Owner did time for cocaine and ecstasy trafficking
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The View agrees that Donald Trump, Jr will will have a very easy time finding someone new because he's handsome
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The Rock's girlfriend has had a pebble
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Mon April 23, 2018
(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
NewsFlash
 
Naked Waffle House gunman is in custody, pants
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
David Tennant says the Good Omens series will be "epic," though he's probably still getting over how the music he leaves in his car keeps turning to Queen after a fortnight
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Madison tries to coax some new allies as a new threat emerges. Will Junky Depp do something stupid? Will Alicia find a way to make a catastrophic mistake? Where's Morgan? Seriously, Jenna Elfman is in this? Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Office Owls are watching you procrastinate
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman goes into labor during tornado on Friday the 13th. Jason, Dorothy not on the list of names
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
RCMP arrest BC beaver in one of the most Canadian stories you'll read today
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Highway travelers get a little tired of completely Farked-up driver sharing their space, and work together to solve the problem Alaska-style (with video)
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists grow human brain in a mouse. Are you pondering what I'm pondering? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed April 18, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's looking like Lil' Hands Trump and Lil' Kim will actually meet. It's not looking like Pompeo will be confirmed as Secretary of State. Comey is killing it on his media book tour. It's your Wednesday evening MSNBC thread. Fun starts at 8 p.m. ET
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
A Navy F/A-18 pilot got his hands on a GoPro. Come for the enthusiastic check list reading, stay for the canyon fly through and catapult launches
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
The #MeToo movement reaches the world of rodeo clowns
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Sun April 15, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
You find explicit messages on your daughter's Instagram, but the cops won't help. Do you A) Block him, B) Close the account, or C) Set up a Chris Hanson-style sting using your daughter as bait then zip tie and beat the guy while recording it on your phone?
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently the basketball fans need someone to hold their little hands and submit threads for them so they can have threads like those mean hockey fans have. Please mighty admins grant them this official playoff basketball and tumbleweed thread
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Thu April 12, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
What? Should we have taken our uniforms off first?
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Bareknuckle boxing is back. Handlebar mustaches optional
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
California Sheriff: It's cheaper just to go out and kill anyone who may be a suspect
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
Toronto's crack-addict mayor to be played by handsome skinny actor in thriller film
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Sun April 08, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK man hurt wrestling "public nuisance" ram. *checks out photo* OK, to be fair, that's one badass farkin' sheep. There are some who call him... Tim?
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Sat April 07, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watching this guy slide down a 260-foot cable with no harness will make your hands all sweaty
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Criminals in Ferguson, MO are taking a hands-off approach to their activities these days
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Food allergies may be linked to...(spins wheel)...baby wipes. Here comes the science
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Thu April 05, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mariners pitcher anointed as the next Captain America
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House Deputy Press Secretary says "I can't speak to the future of Scott Pruitt," forgets to add, "because he has none"
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
The official list of yelled phrases at the 2018 Masters that will get you tossed out on your ass. You'll never guess which annoying phrase is at the top
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Police officer claims he smells marijuana on man, uses that as excuse to put his hands down his pants. Something about this story just feels nuts
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Women describing themselves the way a male author would is spot on
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Turkey still trying to get their hands on chicken
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Sat March 31, 2018
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
New York judge apologizes for getting his hands on a few too many briefs
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Fri March 30, 2018
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop, which sells "magically charged" stones, Tibetan singing bowls, and pricey clothing gets $50 million in funding. How's your Etsy store doing?
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Thu March 29, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Mom calls cops after son tries to pay for pot with fake $100 bill, then hands over his brother's Xbox to dealer to make up the debt
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China *snicker* says Best Korea *snicker* really wants to denuclearize this time *snicker* No, really, hands on my heart *snicker*
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
First, they came for the antique lighthouse lenses, and I said nothing
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Mon March 26, 2018
(GQ)
 
 
 
Perhaps we should be thankful we only ended up with John Bolton as the new National Security Adviser. We could have ended up with Oliver North or Geraldo Rivera or that dingbat from SNL who did handstands
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(Ringside News)
 
 
 
Braun Strowman "Wendy's ran out of chicken". Wendy's "Please don't flip the store upside down"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Damn, Gizmodo got their hands on the code Cambridge Analytica used to steal America's democracy. Turns out it was developed by another company to steal the UK's dignity
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Eggs dropped from a crop duster plane for an event in an Arizona neighborhood may be covered in herbicide because someone forgot to rinse out the plane's tanks. Seriously. who thought this was a good idea?
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Sat March 24, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
If you're going to complain the losing team wouldn't shake your hand after the game, you might to make sure you weren't too busy celebrating to even acknowledge them
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Mike Ovitz sues over settlement he had to pay
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