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Wed September 28, 2022
(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Paul Finebaum puts down the sandwich he was eating while half-listening to rednecks scream at each other long enough to say that Clemson is on borrowed time after a narrow win against Wake Forest
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drunk man given ride home by police. Arrested a few hours later for .... Drunk driving
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Mon September 26, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz's Twitch stream draws a peak viewership of six people. There are half-dozen of us...HALF!
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(D'Andre-per mad man)
 
 
 
Swift to miss time with shoulder injury, but promises to return in time to sing during Super Bowl halftime show
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(The Alpena News)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson, and he's moonwalking his way out of Walmart with a glove full of mismarked merchandise
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(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Metal bands rejected for Super Bowl halftime show again. Instead, the genre will have to settle for Metallica, AC/DC and Guns N' Roses blasted through the whole stadium ad nauseam
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Sun September 25, 2022
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
International icon. New mom. Now, Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show performer for Super Bowl LVII. Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Rihanna
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(Indy100)
 
Weeners
 
Posting on a "Large Penis Support Group" website will get you revenge porn every time
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Sat September 24, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Taylor swiftly declines Super Bowl Halftime Show invite
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Fri September 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apple to take over sponsorship of the Super Bowl Halftime Show. Look for U2 to play that entire album no one asked for
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(UPI)
 
 
 
There's retaliation, retribution, and revenge. And then there's setting the USS Bonhomme Richard on fire
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Subby and other Utahan Farkers have a choice of voting out the known Mike Lee (no brainer) but the only viable alternative is voting for someone who claims to be unaffiliated but could turn into a Manchinema 2.0 upgrade without the quirkiness
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Thu September 22, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The intern shows off multiple ways to get your cookies, and recommends against spooning
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently, some people aren't happy with the Limited Edition Nutri-Grain Peanut Butter Crunch cereal. Perhaps because it's the wrong kind of half off?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
No financial institution on the planet accepts an asset valuation statement from a borrower that says "don't trust this legal document that I signed under penalty of law"
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Wed September 21, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Representative Mayonnaise Traitor Greed introduces Articles of Impeachment against President Biden. But at least she admits that he is President
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg is half the bot he used to be
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Tue September 20, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
EV Buzz is building in Europe
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(PC Games N)
 
 
 
Star Citizen, which is totally legit and not designed to fleece gullible rubes, has passed half a billion dollars in crowdfunding. Still no release date
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Germans? Forget it, they're ghosting
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Mon September 19, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
James Cameron: I'm going to make Avatar however the fark I want because I made Titanic which just paid for this new half-billion dollar studio complex we are sitting in
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're having trouble sleeping, try out this 4-7-8 breathing method. Or, as an alternative, send subby $5 for information on his new, patent-pending 2-3-4 breathing method that gives you the same results with less than half the numbers
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Little Miss Lower sat in her tower, drinking her curds and whey. Along came the Farkers, who sat down beside her, and
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Sun September 18, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Gibbon half a chance they otter be good friends
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Thu September 15, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Who among us hasn't accidentally entered the wrong apartment by bashing in the door, splitting it in half? Honest mistake that everyone's made at least once in their life
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Davante Adams spends about a half a million dollars on a suite, says probably won't ever see it, they tell him it's nice
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Cole slaw 90s style
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Wed September 14, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mako shark does a "Jaws" to get in the fishing boat, but with a half gainer and a full twist
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
A very happy reunion for a Texas family after their dog was found by the Houston SPCA. Cash had been missing for nearly 2 years, but thanks to him being microchipped, they were able to locate his family. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/video)
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
The last surviving member of Detroit's 1950 Stanley Cup-winning team is getting an ice rink named after him
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The MNF halftime show needs to be Chris Berman talking about anything other than highlights
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Tue September 13, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
There's the Lobbyists, the Banks, and the White Supremacists. Easy
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
OK article on Ukraine victories, but the interesting thing is - halfway down the page - a HUGE calendar section for upcoming government/private events. This seems a biatchilling, for some reason. Are most of these groups part of the RW ecosystem?
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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Subby could have done well with $28 million over the last 17 years. Just saying. Not saying I would have coached much better. LGT the TV station subby's little bro works at
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Mon September 12, 2022
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
What do you mean by drunk?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
TFG polled his Diet Coke valet on whether he should leave the White House following 2020 loss. Unclear what Half Scoop polled his Real Coke valet about
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Sun September 11, 2022
(BroBible)
 
 
 
Drew really needs to stop shooting the Brees
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Sat September 10, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida cop looked at girl's nude photos on her phone while driving her to juvie. He was so distracted he hit a deer. He gave the girl half a sandwich, told her it "wasn't free," then handcuffed her, groped her and suggested a threesome with her mom
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Fri September 09, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 132nd to Colonel Harland Sanders. In remembrance, all Food Tab buckets will be hung at half-mast today and all fingers half-licked
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Thu September 08, 2022
(Greek Reporter)
 
 
 
300,000 ancient artifacts found during Thessaloniki metro works. Meanwhile, New York metro works unearthed a burger wrapper from the 1980s, half a dozen used syringes, and a pile of human feces
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Doctor Doom wants to cancel the entire history of Marvel Comics. Show of hands: who thinks this is a good idea?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Vitamin D coughs up an F for helping prevent covid
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Wed September 07, 2022
(Live Science)
 
 
 
When it's time for subby to shuffle off this mortal coil, I hope it's half as cool as this ultra-rare rim rock crowned snake, found posthumously with a giant centipede crammed 2/3 down its gullet
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Tue September 06, 2022
(NYPost)
 
Hero
 
Dear Abby, was her birthday dinner the wrong moment for me to tell my long-time girlfriend she's a profligate cow? I mean I told her I'd buy her dinner but nobody ever mentioned an appetizer too
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Sun September 04, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The game wasn't the only thing Virginia Tech lost on Friday
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Sat September 03, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Parler pops back up in the Google Play store, like a cold sore that won't go away
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Fri September 02, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Charlie Kirk has a fun call with Half Scoop: 'You have, you know, the special master happens to be Jeffrey Epstein's lawyer - total coincidence.' Just shut up, man
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
I mean, what's the worst that could happen to his career right now? He would no longer be able to open for Murph and the MagicTones at the Holiday Inn Express at the Las Vegas Airport? You know, the sleazy one off the B Concourse
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Aussie World-first project (division of Skynet) bringing robo-warfare into next generation
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Thu September 01, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Wait - you're telling me that half of all Bitcoin trades are fraudulent? Next you'll tell me that NFTs are just hyperlinks
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Tue August 30, 2022
(Some Weenie)
 
Weeners
 
Subby is visiting DC for the first time. Where should they eat and should they bother with whatever a half-smoke is?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Despite his daily gaffes, Herschel Walker leads Raphael Warnock by a safety in the latest Georgia Senate election poll. Maybe it's BECAUSE of the gaffes
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
This bird beats out Jesus Christ Lizard as being the heaviest animal capable of walking on water. Not including Jesus Christ of course
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Build something with these bodybuilders in a half-built building
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Sun August 28, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Even the last few sane Republicans are freaking out that the DOJ proving the top Republican is nothing but a criminal might impact the midterm elections
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(Big Island Video News)
 
 
 
Remember that you can only take 3 ounces of meth in your carry-on baggage, and put the other pound and a half or so in your checked baggage
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Sat August 27, 2022
(PokerNews)
 
 
 
Good news: You've got four aces. Bad news: Your opponent has a royal flush. Good news: You still win half a million from the largest bad beat jackpot in the history of bad beat jackpots
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Thu August 25, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Same here
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Two times four is half of sixteen, January 6 rioter looking at seventeen
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Republican who signed a $50 million consulting contract with Venezuela's socialist government not only did no apparent work, but also channeled a large chunk of the money to a yacht company on behalf of a fugitive billionaire. You know. Socialism
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Upon further review, not only did Biden cut student debt by $10k, he also capped interest so the amount does not balloon and destroy people over decades
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Wed August 24, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Half Dome Snake Dike fall results in real life Jamie Sommers, but without the bionics or someone else paying for it
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Tue August 23, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"You got your half-measures in my means testing" "Well you got your means testing in my half-measures" Student Loan Forgiveness Edition
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(Android Authority)
 
 
 
OnePlus would like you to know that even though testing shows that their newest phone snaps in half easily, it still meets or exceeds all of their extensive durability testing procedures
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Subway offering a month of half-price self-abuse, and not in a good way
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"Fauci's consistent presence as the public face of the pandemic response over the last two and a half years has been a source of comfort for some Americans while enraging others." Always treating the 20 percent as equals, it's The Axios Way
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Mon August 22, 2022
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Gee, it's almost like the right's melodramatic concern for children is just a show for gullible halfwits
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(Sportskeeda)
 
 
 
Chet Holmgren attempted to guard LeBron James. It went about as well as you'd expect
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Sat August 20, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If the new Lord of the Rings show is even half as good as the soundtrack, it might actually be worth watching
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(WICZ Binghamton)
 
 
 
Huge Dick's coming to Johnson City
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Thu August 18, 2022
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Woman decides to swim with the seals. Fark: In the Woods Hole Aquarium
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Wed August 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth's stunt double sentenced to a year and a half in prison. In other news, Queen Elizabeth has a stunt double
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Meet Blake Masters, endorsed by a who's who of rustlers, cut throats, murderers, desperados, mugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, bandits, muggers, bushwhackers, horse thieves, bank robbers, shiat-kickers and Methodists
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
In which we explain seasonal time changes to Florida. Bill introduced to prevent the seasons expected soon
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Tue August 16, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Online cultural events can benefit lonely older people, as soon as they get the damn 'puter to internet
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(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
Sturgis wraps it up, pics or you weren't there
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wow, it's almost like recall petitions and actual ballots are two different things. Way to play all the angles, Half Scoop. PS Your dad will never love you
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Mon August 15, 2022
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Here's a perfectly good Tesla half
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
One state ruins air travel for the rest of the country
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Loudest instrument in the world, the nearly hundred-year-old organ at Boardwalk Hall in Atlantic City is about halfway through its two-decade-long restoration. Maybe one day we will hear it play
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Back in the 1960s the US studied pollutants by dumping them in wilderness areas to see what would happen. Thankfully we've moved beyond such half-baked methods... oh wait
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Sat August 13, 2022
(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
Keep hydrating, Farkers: Documents with the names and salaries of U.S. spies could have been at Mar-a-Lago
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Fri August 12, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gunman kills 10 in Montenegro after "a family dispute". The other half of the country's population to observe 3 days of mourning
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Man spend half a century earning his Fandom tag on Fark
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Food 52)
 
 
 
Machete Kills (the fried chicken quesadilla)
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Wed August 10, 2022
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Yeah, no shiat
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Tue August 09, 2022
(DeadState)
 
 
 
TV evangelist is half right: He says meatless burgers are evil, which of course they are, which in turn alters DNA so vegans aren't human anymore, which means they can't get saved by Christ, which means.... they're stiggin' it to God, maybe?
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japan finally gives a pension to Koreans forced to labor in WW2. They got a grand total of 74 cents
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Sun August 07, 2022
(Twitter)
 
Hero
 
First woman allowed in Mission Control takes a stand a half century after helping Neil, Buzz, and Mike get to the Moon
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Sat August 06, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Never trust a car dealer, and that goes double when they're also reality tv stars
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Wed August 03, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Martin Shkreli livestreams himself taking an IQ test online. When the score comes back a slightly above average 125. his "people" swing into action to explain he only took half the test which means his REAL score is a near-record 250. Morbo?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Dish loses 257K pay TV subscribers in Q2, sucking only a little less than half from Q1
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
FX chief John Landgraf predicts that scripted TV will peak in 2022. Meanwhile, Jack Donaghy still wants NBC to go back to the 1990s
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Don't spend all your time searching for a "soulmate." Instead, try going on a spiritual journey through the desert with a coyote voiced by Johnny Cash. That usually works
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Tue August 02, 2022
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
You're dancing naked on tables and faceplanting wrong
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Tesla Germany now offers a water-filled dumpster to drench your car's battery fire. Oh, and it doubles as a swimming pool
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Using a smartphone for notes and reminders could improve...errr, oops, I can't remember the results of the study. I should have made a note
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Mon August 01, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The intern discovered that you can dip hard-boiled eggs into various dips, then clock out for the day
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Not news: Gas station's prices are falling. New: Gas station's awning is falling
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Sun July 31, 2022
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine needs six inches, really, really badly
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Sat July 30, 2022
(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
Man builds bicycle that takes up twice as much space and would do Rube Goldberg proud
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker (R-amblingOnAndOn) agrees to debate Dem rival on 1 condition. Ok, make it 2. Scratch that, a half-baker's dozen. Then again, maybe ... uhhh
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jared Kusher: Steve Bannon was a big meany-head and he bullied me all the times. Like this one time, this one time, he said to me "I will break you in half". He said that to me, he really truly did and it hurt my feelings...real BAD
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Fri July 29, 2022
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Because it's not enough to offer deep fried chicken, KFC is now offering a half-gallon of soda to expedite that heart attack
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Thu July 28, 2022
(Some Auction Guy)
 
 
 
Ancient weapons and hokey religions are no match for a half-million dollar blaster at your side, kid
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
"Unconscious New York man is not missing Texan Jason Landry." I don't miss Jason either
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Mon July 25, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news, T-Mobile customers. You're about to share in a fat, $350 million payout due to their huge data breach. Which, after deducting lawyers' fees, should amount to *runs calculations* about $1.54 and a half pack of gum
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Sat July 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AAA finds nearly half of all drivers potentially impaired by medication. The rest are just morons who don't know how to merge safely or STAY OUT OF THE FARKING PASSING LANE
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Fri July 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 149 of WW3: Ukraine says heavy artillery fire, rockets & airstrikes by orcs in Kharkiv/Donetsk. Brit spy chief thinks Russia losing steam in invasion, and has lost its ability to spy in Europe "by half." It's your Friday Ukraine war discussion
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Thu July 21, 2022
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Let's ignore these useless food tips
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Wed July 20, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Oh look, we can all grow our very own Elon Musk. Well, half of us anyhow
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Diet Coke is good for your brain
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(Eater)
 
 
 
You do know it's okay to eat finger foods with your fingers, right?
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Tue July 19, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Idaho GOP: The Fetus is supreme, and must be protected at all costs. The Vessel is expendable. Under His Eye
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Mon July 18, 2022
(All Recipes)
 
 
 
What is your favorite braised recipe? Also what do you think of the braised Brussels sprouts in the link? This is your Monday food discussion thread
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(Australian Financial Review)
 
 
 
More than half a trillion dollars has collectively been wiped away from the valuation of 20 fintech companies that had their IPOs in 2020 or later in recent months. But remember it's that 10% raise YOU got that's driving all this inflation
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
University students spend 40 hours a week on their laptops - mostly for coursework, classes, and gaming. Ctrl+F "porn": not found. In other news, students will lie to researchers (possible nsfw content on page)
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(PBS)
 
 
 
When are these jobless freeloaders going to grow up and move out on their own?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Now that energy prices are coming down, GOP eyes the third rail
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
To the left, carefully curated list of ferris wheels with spectacular views, to the right, half-remembered horror stories of vomit and involuntary bowel evacuation from your fellow Farkers as they recall their favorite carnival rides
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Sun July 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Finally, some inflation we can get behind: Mega Millions jackpot tops half a billion dollars. Which is... (does some quick math) ...about 2% of Elon Musk's net worth
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Fri July 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Marlins' shortstop gets one knocked out of the park. And by one, subby means tooth. And by park, subby means mouth
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Milwaukee man nicely sums up how half of Wisconsinites go about their lives
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Thu July 14, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
What type of hotel breakfast buffet person are you? A smuggler or a stacker?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman "astounded" after finding huge fish finger as big as her head, keeps giving everyone the fish finger
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Next week, on a very special Better Call Saul, better call the cardiologist
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Wed July 13, 2022
(KERO 23 Bakersfield)
 
 
 
If you had a wreck where your car split in half and you left the scene unscathed then the Bakersfield PD would like a word with you, and Marvel would probably be interested as well
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(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." ― J.R.R. Tolkien, who these days would be a Farker. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Lording edition
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1943, the largest tank battle in history ended with a Nazi defeat and the Soviet Union lamenting the loss of thousands of world war two era tanks they would otherwise have tried to use in Ukraine in 2022
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Auto collision repair shop destroyed in auto collision, dawg
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder who shot first turns 80
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Tue July 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Poll shows more than half the GOP is ready to break up with Donald Trump and start dating a younger, hotter, fascist
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Rage Against the Hoveround®
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Mon July 11, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
"I don't like it, There's too many pyramid schemes. That's the way I see this cryptocurrency," 62-year old retired firefighter proves far smarter that half of Wall Street. Unfortunately, his pension fund manger didn't
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Millennial and Gen Z slackers must give up working remotely, because in-office work is crucial to developing employee loyalty and commitment to the company, according to former chief HR officer of LinkedIn
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Montana Fish Wildlife and Parks is studying the best way to handle floaters
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Sun July 10, 2022
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word fo the day for July 10 is gibbous, as in: Gibbous this day our daily bread
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Thu July 07, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Red solo pup in a red Solo cup
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Smart: Shorting crypto $LUNA during its crash from $87 to $0.005. Fark: Still losing all your client's money doing it
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Good news: Record-low 20% of Americans say the Bible is literal word of god, half of what it was in 1980 and 1984. Bad news: Every single one of those people seems to be in elected office
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Wed July 06, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
End of Roe = foster care systems are FARKED
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Sat July 02, 2022
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Mom and dad halfway around the world for grad? Co-workers: Challenge accepted
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
We are officially halfway through the year with July 2. Will you half-ass things today?
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Fri July 01, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Actor who played Lloyd the Bartender in The Shining and Tyrell in Blade Runner, dead at 94. The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and you have burned so very very brightly
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
But, they know they are one tax cut away from trickle-down or one scratcher away from being a millionaire
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Thu June 30, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
So, which one is gonna move out of state, then? Florida tag Trumps Unlikely tag
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(A salted)
 
 
 
Eat peanuts early and often
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Quinnipiac University)
 
 
 
Warnock leads Walker by 10 pts at the half. Lots of game left, but I'd rather be Warnock here. Anyhow let's argue about how polls don't matter and how in GA *votes* probably don't matter either over in comment fight club
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Market 8 Ball, what does past performance indicate about the second half of 2022?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The money behind the Republican Party has taken out the Long Knives for Trump. Washington Examiner: "Trump Unfit to be Anywhere Near Power"
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Tue June 28, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Vatican runner will represent "the pope's team" in the half marathon at the Med Games on Friday - she's part of the 'Vatican Athletics' program. Jeebus, as we all know, was heavy into marathons and dolphin shorts
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Mon June 27, 2022
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
🎵 A bisemiunicycle built for one 🎶
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Fri June 24, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TikTok'ing this crime spree is the best idea we've ever had
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
You're sucking wrong
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Subpoena party
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Thu June 23, 2022
(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
This hammerhead worm has a mean streak
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(WTRF Wheeling)
 
 
 
Do you like ketchup? Better stock up now
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(North Penn Now)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you end up half naked outside of a town hall because snakes ate your pants?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Soccer player holds the ball from his own half of the field. He holds it. HOLDS IT. HOL... wait, he shoots and scored from 60 meters away (video audio in Spanish)
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Wed June 22, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Once a rising star, former Democratic candidate for Governor of Florida Andrew Gillum hits the Chandrasekhar limit
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Subby didn't wrap his sandwiches in parchment paper until very recently. It DOES indeed make a difference, even if you aren't transporting your sandwich anywhere. Discuss
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Mon June 20, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Canada to ban single-use plastics, including Justin Bieber CDs
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Sun June 19, 2022
(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
Can we just go ahead and let Texas secede?
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Thu June 16, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Celtics ticket prices dropping faster than bitcoin
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(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Three-clawed lobster caught off the coast of Maine is very rare, magically delicious
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ben & Jerry's announce plan to stop their cows from burping and farting by feeding them red seaweed
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
About as interesting a half-minute as you are likely to see on the street of Rochester NY in a long time
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Wed June 15, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Mark Rober has a new lab - and the half-mile Hot Wheels track is just one of the features
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Open concept home in silicon valley for under a million dollars. Half off
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Gee whiz, it's like a former WI state Supreme Court justice hired on Trump's behalf can't get away with misogyny toward the opposing counsel, sarcasm toward the judge, and then hollering like a maniac in the courtroom without getting sanctioned anymore
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Half of Americans now predict US may 'cease to be a democracy' someday. The billionaires and corporations that already run the country as an oligarchy unavailable for comment
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Alabama teenager accepted to 15 different schools with $2 million in scholarships. Unclear how he would pay for the other half of his tuition
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A new super PAC has amassed a huge war chest to spend on behalf of New Jersey Republican congressional candidate Bob Healey Jr., and most of the money comes from one mega-donor....his mom
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's not a real team-building exercise until half the team winds up in the hospital
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Tue June 14, 2022
(Some Fark Guy)
 
 
 
Every accusation is a confession
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Imagine living in a country ruled by a crypto bro
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Mon June 13, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Calling in death threats to the Coeur d'Alene Police Department after the arrest of 31 Patriot Front members? That's a bold strategy Cotton
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
The Stones pause their rolling as Mick Jagger tests positive for Covid
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Sat June 11, 2022
(El Pais)
 
 
 
Do Swedes *really* not feed their house guests? El País investigates and ends up getting half its explanation from a Spaniard in Sweden, presumably because the Swedes were too busy avoiding superfluous small talk and questions from strangers
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Fri June 10, 2022
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Protip: If you want to steal a car, make sure there are no babies inside
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The Farmer's Almanac is predicting a bumper crop for this year's Nick Cannon baby harvest
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There's always a public defender Mr. Cheapskate
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Wed June 08, 2022
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Teeny mutant infant turtle, cuteness on a half-shell
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Tue June 07, 2022
(Fatherly)
 
 
 
A third of Americans with yearly salaries of more than $250,000 are somehow really, really bad at managing their money
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Half of republicans want their children to live
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Mon June 06, 2022
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
America is bizarro Lake Wobegon: not only are half of us below average, most of those who are above average think they're below average too
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Sun June 05, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
In other news, 76% of Republicans are blithering idiots
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Thu June 02, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sandmann lawyer suing Zuckerberg on behalf of Rittenhouse for defamation. Tag is for all involved
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(WSPA)
 
 
 
David Tepper is the NFL's wealthiest owner, but his real estate company filed for Chapter 11, killing the Panther's practice facility
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Tue May 31, 2022
(History Channel)
 
 
 
In this day in history, in 1902, the Boer War ended in South Africa, after observers called the three-and-a-half-year uninteresting, tiring, tedious, unable to hold their attention
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