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Fri September 25, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man evidently hates lazy girlfriend's not removing groceries from bag before sticking them in the pantry, broadcasts grievance to Reddit
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Thu September 24, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Costco still doesn't plan to offer curbside pickup, aligning with CEO's longstanding plan to secretly hate customers
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Wed September 23, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Keep firearms secured, don't smoke while refueling, and no junk food display in the checkout lane
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Mon September 21, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
More reasons we are doomed because of Covid-19: The hottest pandemic food item is tofu
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
More reasons we are doomed because of Covid-19: The hottest pandemic food item is tofu
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
There's no need to cry over spoiled milk either
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The next Covid-19 superspreader concert series is brought to you by Sanford Health
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm 30 and very much feel physically, emotionally, and financially ready to start trying to have a baby; my husband says he's 70% ready. I realize now he is truly incompetent and unfit to be a parent. Should I still go through with having a kid?"
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Fri September 18, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Georgia is literally telling teachers to "f*ck off and die" if they have Covid-19
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Wed September 16, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kandemic
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Beyond Meat is launching plant-based meatballs this week. No word on if they'll be packaged by the bag or the sack
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Sat September 12, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Anti-masker has made himself a "religious exemption" card. Let's see how that goes
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Anti-masker has made himself a "religious exemption" card. Let's see how that goes
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're delivering groceries, it's best if you don't leave them blocking the door
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Senate: Coronavirus? You're on your own. That Woman from Michigan: Here, have free college
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"People are moving on to more complex cooking, and we don't see that going away" which could explains the home chefs who sous vide microwave burritos
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"People are moving on to more complex cooking, and we don't see that going away" which could explains the home chefs who sous vide microwave burritos
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How the coronavirus pandemic has changed the way we shop for food
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How the coronavirus pandemic has changed the way we shop for food
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Sun September 06, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër? See the løveli lakes. The wøndërful telephøne system. And mäni interesting unstäffed supërmarkets
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër? See the løveli lakes. The wøndërful telephøne system. And mäni interesting unstäffed supërmarkets
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Sat September 05, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In which someone shares a story of being "trained" by a QAnon "expert"
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Fri September 04, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rarely does a mugshot scream "guy who attempts to kidnap an infant at 9:35am"
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Thu September 03, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Did Trump's Food Box Initiative under deliver? Holmes, his bowels unmoved, greets the Captain, seen by all
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Did Trump's Food Box Initiative under deliver? Holmes, his bowels unmoved, greets the Captain, seen by all
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The State Fair is canceled, but deep-fried Oreos, corn dogs, and chickens-on-a-stick are not. Priorities
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Giant issues recall for squash noodle medley, dwarf dances a funny jig
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary, how did your garden fail? With split tomatoes, tiny potatoes and dying vines thrown in a pail
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary, how did your garden fail? With split tomatoes, tiny potatoes and dying vines thrown in a pail
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Tue September 01, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Is a little peace and quiet too much to ask?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Is a little peace and quiet too much to ask?
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Bear wanders into grocery store, grabs bag of Tostitos, then dines by trash can. It's too bad he forgot the dip because that would have been a tasty meal
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Bear wanders into grocery store, grabs bag of Tostitos, then dines by trash can. It's too bad he forgot the dip because that would have been a tasty meal
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Walmart Plus primed to challenge Amazon
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Thu August 27, 2020
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Brick and mortar Whole Paycheck stores are for the hippies. Brick and mortar Amazon Fresh is for the regular people
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Phallic-shaped meat prompts police investigation. Woman who purchased the product worries, "I hope it's not a human"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Like most Americans, Amazon keeps on feeding and expanding
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Researchers from MIT and Oxford say staying six feet apart from other people isn't enough to protect from COVID-19, along with a host of other things we're doing wrong
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
With the threat of ballots being sent through the mail already addressed Republicans move onto the next phase. Restricting absentee voters from dropping their ballots off themselves
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Wed August 26, 2020
(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
Hostess Raspberry Zingers recalled because...they may just be too fresh
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Mon August 24, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
There's a cake fail, and there's a wedding cake that reads "Why's there a wedding?"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Wondering where to get fresh produce and frozen food options when the grocery stores don't have them? Try Dollar General
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Area church isn't going to mandate masks or social distancing for its illegal indoor services because it "trusts" each person to make the right decision
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Fri August 21, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
People are complete morons
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Thu August 20, 2020
(The Caledonian Record)
 
 
 
Paying for sex in your cruiser and nude photos from drug dealers is no way to go through life, deputy
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Tue August 18, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Walmart reports consumer spending dropped as stimulus checks ran out. In related news, Captain Obvious now works for Walmart
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
"I went to Walt Disney World, and I felt safer than I do at the grocery store"
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
In the name of the Father, the Spud and Holy Ghost
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
In the name of the Father, the Spud and Holy Ghost
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Mon August 17, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why you should totally trust tech companies when they say they're not going to use their coronavirus tracking apps to, like, track you or anything. And I'm gonna send that football sailing this time
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Sat August 15, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
Tired of standing in the Express Lane at the grocery store while the person in front of you went way over the limit? There's a possible way to fix that. Consider the Asshole Tax
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Tired of standing in the Express Lane at the grocery store while the person in front of you went way over the limit? There's a possible way to fix that. Consider the Asshole Tax
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The beetings will continue until morale improves
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Fri August 14, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to know how long a fart lingers in a BART train, here's the answer. Also, what is wrong with you?
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Chron)
 
 
 
You know what? It's a perfect time for a General Strike by grocery workers. What do they have to lose? Management thinks their lives are worth less than the $$$ spent by the Plague Rats who attack them, and their union doesn't GAF. Do it. Walk out
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
When life gives you lemons, give them back; they may be contaminated with listeria
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
When life gives you lemons, give them back; they may be contaminated with listeria
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Mia Khalifa holding Beirut charity auction for glasses from her adult film days. Bet you didn't see that coming
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Mia Khalifa holding Beirut charity auction for glasses from her adult film days. Bet you didn't see that coming
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Reset the clock, Kiwis
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Covidiot tries to pick a fight with masked patrons in grocery store. Goes so far off the deep end that his own grown son has to pick him up and carry him outside before he gets his ass kicked. (NSFW language & hate speech. Stick around for the rage fart at 0:35)
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Mon August 10, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR/Marist focus group found... wait, really? Undecided voters? Well, no reason to take this seriously
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(Boiled)
 
 
 
To the left, a Michelin-Star chef explains how to perfectly cook a steak at home. To the right, a bunch of IT folks, lawyers, and baristas correcting her authoritatively
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Sun August 09, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
How do you convince people to voluntarily accept wearing masks? This being Fark, the solution involves Heineken
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Anti-maskers explain how it's really about their personal freedom (to endanger and infringe on the freedoms of others)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"We've been lax with our 9 and 6-year-old kids ever since schools shut down in March. There was a little bit of learning. Then when summer hit, everything got way looser. Later bedtime, more screentime. How do we go back to being disciplinarians?"
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Mom was wrong about the secret to ceviche and we all paid the price for the next 72 hours
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Mom was wrong about the secret to ceviche and we all paid the price for the next 72 hours
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Black cartoonist: 'I am being silenced over white feelings'
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Twitler's campaign temporarily banned from Twitter. U.S. government communication expected to come to immediate halt. Deep State shakes hands, congratulates on job well done
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Jesse Eisenberg explains how his anxiety and RV skills caused his pivot from Michael Cera impersonator to unlikely pandemic survivalist
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So remember when it was reported that Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford had tested positive for Covid-19? Well turns out it was a false positive. And his wife blames the NFL for the hell the family has gone through the past few days
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Tue August 04, 2020
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona judge rules that gyms can become full-fledged super spreaders
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona judge rules that gyms can become full-fledged super spreaders
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Is meat the new toilet paper?
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Mon August 03, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Want a Ferrari SUV? Buy a Maserati. Wait, what?
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
It's long past time to start handing out fines to people who refuse to wear masks
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
A look at how Alex Jones conquered his greatest enemy: the truth
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I regret little, but getting a mask of my own face is up there with bad decisions"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Believing in the COVID hoax... That's a paddlin. Telling me to wear a mask in your store... That's a paddlin. Expecting me to care about my fellow man... That's a paddlin. Takin this story to the media... Ooh, you better believe that's a paddlin
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Grocery store decides to suspend employee who pepper-sprayed a man who attacked her over mask requirement
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(CBC)
 
 
 
And here we see the rare Canadianus Idioticus in its natural habitat
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Fri July 24, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gee, I wonder if it's the 23.8 lies he spews out of his pie hole each and every day?
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Maskless woman: "I command you in Jesus Christ's name to get off this aisle. You need to leave in Jesus Christ's mighty name. Get off this aisle. You are a demon. I rebuke you all and cast you into the lake of fire in Jesus Christ's mighty name"
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Wed July 22, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well the FDA now says there are at least 75 brands of hand sanitizer that can hurt or kill you
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Dave Grohl cares more about teachers than the President
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dollar Tree and Family Dollar shoppers don't have to get all masked up like they're going to Walmart or something
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
COVID-19 forces government to issue long-awaited formal recommendation regarding the use of glory holes
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Trump's tweet about wearing a mask being patriotic has created an avalanche of triggered snowflakes
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Winn-Dixie surrenders, didn't even have to travel to Appamatox
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Walmart partners with Yahoo Mail for online grocery program." Enjoy your spam, ordered or not
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Say adiós and sayonara to Trader Jose and Trader Ming
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Leave it to the grocery store chain with "Dixie" in their name to come out and say they won't force their patrons to wear face masks while shopping
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas erases the cases and faces the races of the paces of internet conspiracy laces in places that have graces
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Restaurant's owner tells 28-year-old bartender who had COVID-19 not to tell people about it. Serve them all the virus they want
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Russia's building a commanding lead in the "Worst Country on Earth" race
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Cops have bone to pick with man shaking skeleton outside grocery store
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Wed July 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Senior lawyer to the Trump campaign Jenna Ellis is constantly criticizing mail-in ballots and voting by mail. Probably because she voted by mail at least three times in 2012, 2013 and 2014
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
If you think the shelves in your grocery store are beginning to look a little sparse again, well, you're right
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What to make for dinner when it's too hot to cook
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(Daily Wire)
 
 
 
Minneapolis: "Hey, we need $500 million to pay for all this riot damage." Trump: "You pay for it--you should have plenty of cash from defunding your police"
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Sun July 12, 2020
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
There are proper ways to clean grocery store shopping baskets. This would not be one of them
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
There are proper ways to clean grocery store shopping baskets. This would not be one of them
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
They live in bread dough. They die in your oven. No, not the roaches in your pantry. Tag is for that breathy single-celled fungus
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(Grist)
 
 
 
In Mexico City, the coronavirus is bringing back Aztec-era "floating gardens." However, those trying to bring back other Aztec traditions may become disheartened
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Approximately 1 out of every 3 people in Miami, FL has tested positively for a hoax
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(Good News Network)
 
 
 
Arse-hole Walmart worker "cancels" dog's naturalistic spa retreat
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(Good News Network)
 
 
 
Arse-hole Walmart worker "cancels" dog's naturalistic spa retreat
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"May we suggest opening with a nice stiff drink or two?"
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(Miracle Whip)
 
 
 
From the "actually used Miracle Whip as salad dressing -- on a bare wedge of iceberg lettuce, no less" department -- share appalling food practices you got to see your grandparents and parents doing when you grew up
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
A definitive ranking of pasta shapes, from worst to best
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
A definitive ranking of pasta shapes, from worst to best
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I know what you're thinking: "I would love to start my day by watching a video of Cardi B getting her vagina bleached." Well today is your lucky day my friend
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I know what you're thinking: "I would love to start my day by watching a video of Cardi B getting her vagina bleached." Well today is your lucky day my friend
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Robots may be used to save grocery store salad bars, search for Sarah Connor
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
How to cook heart of shark at home.. actually, don't cook it, just eat it raw. "He'd half-expected the heart to be sliced into strips, like when you buy a cut of fish, but nope, the bag simply contained a complete shark heart"
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Mon July 06, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Landlord removes siding from one of his buildings, revealing cool murals from the 1950s. Subby's office is on the same block, now I have an excuse to visit for the first time in 3 months
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
A professional flavorist says why we love the trendy new hard seltzers, and it has nothing to do with self-loathing
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and his ex-wife divorced after he said he didn't want kids. When he met me, I said I might want a kid; we just welcomed our baby boy. His ex left me a crazy voicemail saying he took her child-bearing years from her. Should I ignore it?"
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Bearing Arms)
 
 
 
Here are the best guns for an alien invasion, because you do not want them to become your new overlords
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
How to redesign the world for Coronavirus
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japan's fussy food shoppers, used to shopping daily in person and checking the goods first-hand, finally bow to pandemic reality, use grocery shopping apps to buy what they need
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
America in 2020 comes to you in a ready-made headline: "Fighting Over Masks in Public Is the New American Pastime"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Remember when the GOP used the term "flip flopper" as a derogatory slur to sink John Kerry's presidential bid? Good times, good times
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Airlines resume full flights, noting that you can't actually social distance on a plane. In other words, every time you get on a plane, you're marinating in one of my farts
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Even Fox and Friends is telling Donnie to wear a mask
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's Tiffany has met her mask-free match: Chicken Chucking Chelsea
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's Tiffany has met her mask-free match: Chicken Chucking Chelsea
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Eater)
 
 
 
Top 20 thin crust pizza joints in Chicago. Wait, what?
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Fri June 26, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Louisiana's front-line workers may soon see $250 'hazard pay,' perhaps a crust or two of brown bread strewn from on high
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Focusing on core SKUs" is manufacturer-speak for "Yes, we are killing your favorite flavors and blaming the virus"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Walk on the railroad bridge, end up on Fark
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Food Network star Alex Guarnaschelli gets engaged. No doubt sandwiches at reception will be amazing
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So, what's up with all the douchebros who won't wear masks?
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Tue June 23, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The more America opens up the younger the Covid19 patients become
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarizona where the plague comes scything down the aged
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Fri June 19, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Begun, the mask war has
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
NBA players get fancy rings that can detect COVID symptoms early. You get a dirty mask to wear while getting yelled at by people in the grocery store
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kroger's coffers are even fuller than its shelves
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My brother is having 150 people at his wedding reception next week, pandemic be damned. Bad idea or worst idea?"
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
How far will it go on one charge?
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tennessee House of Representatives votes to keep historical bust of Ku Klux Klan leader on display in State Capitol, arguing it's been there since 1978
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Think your grocery store's beginning to get back to normal? The 60 current viral outbreaks at US food plants may have something to say about that
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(UPI)
 
 
 
I'll see your ring dropped in a Amazon box and raise it with a ring lost in a bag of green beans
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(MSN)
 
 
 
To the left, the MSN list of the best independent grocery store in each state. To the right, well stated opinions on why MSN is so very, very wrong
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Went to Walmart today. I started to go inside and hardly anyone was wearing a mask so I left. Most other stores around here still require a mask. How are things where you are? Dumbass tag is for Walmart shoppers
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit Popcorn Co. Owner takes back post. Former Owner takes back Detroit Popcorn Co
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Mon June 01, 2020
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
After their Minnesota grocery store burned down, neighbors asked the public to help provide 80 bags of food for neighborhood students. The public responded with 25,000 bags of food
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
After their Minnesota grocery store burned down, neighbors asked the public to help provide 80 bags of food for neighborhood students. The public responded with 25,000 bags of food
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The "SCOTUS' late-night order in South Bay United Pentecostal Church v. Newsom divided the justices into two camps: those who acknowledge reality, and those who ignore it to score ideological points"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The "SCOTUS' late-night order in South Bay United Pentecostal Church v. Newsom divided the justices into two camps: those who acknowledge reality, and those who ignore it to score ideological points"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Meat plants are opening back up but the price of burgers will still be high
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(Wired)
 
 
 
You can Zoom, but don't touch
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How to ferment at home without major chaos ensuing
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT columnist shocked to find out her neighbors oppose Covid-19 relief payments to anyone because 'the undeserving' might get money too, and she's starting to wonder if racism is involved
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