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Wed May 23, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah made a surprise cameo in Black Panther. Meanwhile, Jon Stewart is still waiting for his Green Lantern ring
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
Weeners
 
The reasons for the colors that sex toy makers pick for their dildos et al (Not Safe For Work - please don't post pics of sex toys inline)
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(AOL)
 
 
 
I hereby demand that this link be greenlit
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
WB wants Green Lantern ring back. Ryan Reynolds responds (minor spoilers for Deadpool 2 in article)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The electric scooter charger culture is terribly out of control. Going green makes people stupid
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Big Ag: The future is full of country goodness and green peaness
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Thu May 17, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
And on the sixth day, God said, Let the earth bring forth lizards that bleed lime green
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Mon May 14, 2018
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
James Hunt will wave the green flag at the Indy 500
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Sun May 13, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Eastern Conference Finals begins with the Cavaliers and Celtics. Can LeBron James keep his playoff magic going against Gang Green? Or will Al Horford and the Celtics take the first game? Tip-off is at 3:30pm ET on ABC
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this female greenery
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Former Marine who works for Armed Forces Network asks "What do you think is some of the military's favorite music?" Is it A) Lee Greenwood's "Proud to be an American?" B) "The Ballad of the Green Berets?" or C) SLAYER \m/-.-\m/
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"You know, no one can argue with you about greenhouse gases if you don't keep track of them in the first place"
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Tue May 08, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Woman's 'runny nose' turns out to be brain fluid leak. No word how many submissions she greenlit
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Mon May 07, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Durant's performance on Sunday was spurred by a long, ass text message from Draymond. Apologies, that should be a long-ass text message
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Greenhouse gas 'feedback loop' discovered in freshwater lakes, may amp global warming to unrecognizable levels
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Thu May 03, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just US Army Green Berets secretly helping the Saudis combat threat from Yemen rebels despite the Pentagon saying otherwise
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Finally a trailer for a DC movie coming out that's not dark and brooding. Just don't mention the Green Lantern movie
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Hurley covered in chocolate... and shouldn't need too much more than that for a greenlight (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Green Bay Packers on replicating the brilliant Matt Millen draft strategy: Our fans aren't smart enough to hold us accountable, so there's no risk
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Sat April 28, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Bucks and Celtics wrap up their series with Game 7, while the Pelicans and Warriors start their second round series. Which mean green team will prevail? Will the Pelicans start off on the right foot? Tip-off is at 8pm ET on TNT
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Thu April 26, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
The Green Bay Packers have beaten the Chicago Bears....again
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Comrade Stein refuses to turn over campaign documents to Senate Russia Investigation. Those letters to Putin must be very steamy
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Not only is there a war on cops, but also on cop cars. Minivans to the rescue
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Paramount greenlights sequel to surprise hit A Quiet Place
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Wed April 25, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
President Trump's female doppelganger has finally been found. Ummmm... thanks, internet
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Reds owner: We can still be competitive. Subby: My next 20 submissions will be greenlit, right after my threesome with Margot Robbie and time-traveling 1948 Ava Gardner
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Jaxxon the green space rabbit becomes part of Star Wars canon. Jar-Jar Binks unavailable for comment
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Prince's estate suing the Illinois hospital he was rushed to days before his death; they've also chosen to sue Walgreen's for filling prescriptions
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Fri April 20, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
There is no such thing as a green full moon, so stop anticipating one on April 20
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Wed April 18, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Too much green tea may be harmful to your health. That's it, I'm going back to bourbon then
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
And you get your free coffee right after Bill Gates ponies up that free trip to Disneyland you got in 1998 for forwarding an email
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(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Florida Man tries to sell broccoli claiming it's weed, someone ends up getting killed. Jolly Green Giant wanted for questioning
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The worst fashion mistakes of the 1980s. We're looking at you, acid wash, neon, and shoulder pads
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fishy odor; cottage-cheese consistency; green, yellow and frothy; cloudy and yellow; red or brown. Do any of these sound familiar?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Orson Welles's daughter begged Netflix to reconsider taking her late father's film to Cannes. No word if wine or green peas were involved
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
EPA staffer who green-lit report contradicting Scott Pruitt's claims of death threats has been disappeared
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Yeah, Aaron Rodgers is cooler than you... again
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Your king hath received word that the guard of the Green Jacket plan to escort any patron who dare utter Dilly Dilly off yon premises.' However, 'For if thou cannot say Dilly Dilly, thou can still wear Dilly Dilly.'
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(The Masters Tournament)
 
 
 
Golf's rite of spring and quest for the Green Jacket begins today. Streaming coverage begins at 9:15 EDT, ESPN coverage at 3:00 EDT. A Tradition unlike any other, The Masters
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Some Oklahoma teachers are finding the grass really is greener in Texas, and are packing up their shiny little surreys with the fringe on the top and sweepin' down the plains
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Wed April 04, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Subby was going to come up with something clever about the world's smallest village being for sale, but it is located in Shartlesville, so the founding fathers of that town really deserve the green light, just for naming the town Shartlesville
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Tue April 03, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Another group comes out against Trump and EPA head Pruitt's reversal of greenhouse gas and fuel-economy standards approved during the Obama administration: automakers
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Now that the First Lady Melania's parents got their brand new green cards, the Trump administration starts to work on legislation aimed at closing immigration "loopholes". Tax loopholes still ok though
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Artificial chameleon skin is weird and cool. Star Trek fans cause major increase in sales of green bed sheets
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
News: Florida man (presumably) vandalizes Trump Golf Course sign w/ red paint. WTF: The Secret Service is investigating. That's right; the U.S. Treasury Dept. now investigates vandalism, but only at Trump properties
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Sun April 01, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Biologist tries to make glowing green beetles with 10 pairs of wings. For science, not for pranks
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Man used a hypodermic needle as a weapon during a robbery. What a prick
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Know your peppercorns: when to use black, white, pink and green. How do you like to keep things spicy?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump excitedly tweets photo of "the start" of his border wall, not realizing it's actually a different project green-lit by the Obama administration
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The Sun is spitting out strange patterns of gamma rays-and no one knows why. In other news, large muscular green people seen in various locations
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Tue March 27, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Jordy Nelson is 'hurt' that the Green Bay Packers did not try harder to keep him
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Fri March 23, 2018
(The Players' Tribune)
 
 
 
Jared Cook describes what it's like to be a Green Bay Packer
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Wed March 21, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Oh no, not again
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Tue March 20, 2018
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
"I have nothing to apologize for, that's for damn sure." - says Mario Andretti on A.) his racing career, B.) his line of wines, or C.) getting a 15% property tax break due to a 1974 PA law meant for land preservation of farms, forests and open spaces
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Sun March 18, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Most of us really don't know what is in sausage, but 'green plastic' and Salmonella shouldn't be among the ingredients
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rory McIlroy says limiting alcohol sales will prevent drunk, rowdy fans from disrupting golf. But how else would some people enjoy watching it?
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Thu March 15, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Yeah, that's right: there's a greenlit Amusing tag and a YouTube link in the Politics Tab. Who submitted this? It Wasn't Me
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Wed March 14, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
"Green Party" Senate candidate turns out to be member of state Republican party; head of antitax PAC
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Tue March 13, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man steals peacock, gets chased by angry birds. Green pigs unavailable for comment
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Fri March 09, 2018
(Defense News)
 
 
 
Navy dropping the plan for green destroyers for green destroyers
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Godspeed to this Russian official who will have a terrible accident by the time this goes green
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
As if you ever had a shot at a greenlight
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Tue March 06, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Nunberg has yesterday's actions recounted to him, Kellyanne of Green Goebbels violated the Hatch act, and Trumpy expresses Full Confidence in Gary Cohn. MSNBC Taco Tuesday discussion, festivities start at 8pm EST, bring tequila
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Pharma Bro must forfeit $7.4 million, including his $2 million one-of-a-kind Wu-Tang album. Bill Murray's next caper film suddenly greenlit
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Hey, could you do Greenpeace a big favor and reduce your meat and dairy consumption by 50% by the year 2050?
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Mon March 05, 2018
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The role of luck in life is far greater than acknowledged, extending to whether this gets greenlit
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Sat March 03, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's so compelling about Saturday's Tottenham vs. Huddersfield English Premier League soccer match? Marina Sirtis is a Spurs fan, while Sir Patrick Stewart is a Terriers supporter. Behold: The Star Trek Derby. Greenlight. Make it so
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
About 60 years ago, the U.S. designed a network of top-secret mobile nuclear launch sites buried in the Greenland ice sheet to prepare for possible war with the Soviet Union. However, they didn't count on global warming
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Tue February 27, 2018
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Kristen Bell. Anal worms. Greenlight
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Shareblue Media)
 
 
 
Kellyanne of Green Goebbels: Thanks to Trump, "our standing in the world is up"
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Fri February 23, 2018
(WRAL)
 
 
 
New startup plans to create 300 jobs near Raleigh, because nothing screams North Carolina like barbecue, collard greens and sushi rice
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Black gold recedes from anus on a strong greenback, NTTAWWT
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Wed February 21, 2018
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Greenwald to politicians: So the Russia thing is as bad as 9/11 or Pearl Harbor but we should retaliate with sanctions? Y'all sound like neocons, only less coherent
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Tue February 20, 2018
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A 'peak experience' is defined as a rare moment of transcendence where an individual experiences a feeling of spiritual elation that can manifest itself during childbirth, deep religious meditation, or when a submission gets the greenlight on Fark
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Mon February 19, 2018
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts joins the green revolution, will ditch all polystyrene cups by 2020. As with Starbucks, you'll still be out of luck when trying to recycle the new paper cups, so yay
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Irish Festival forced to move after city decides it's not worth the green. Fark; they weren't crazy about getting liquor license in name of non-profit Orange Museum
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Thu February 15, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Some geeks restored a 1959 IBM 1401 and managed to get a Fortran compiler running on it. Come for the punch card stack. Stay for the cryptic red lights. No word on how long it took to compile the first pr0n image displayed on greenbar paper
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Former CIA agent warns that Trump is giving the green light to Putin, particularly Caturday threads
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Mon February 12, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Bannon didn't want to be Trump's wet nurse
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Sat February 10, 2018
(ARCA Racing)
 
 
 
Daytona Speedweeks has begun. This afternoon we get our first green flag of the weekend with the ARCA Racing Series taking to the track for the Lucas Oil 200. 4:30 PM EST on FS1
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Fri February 09, 2018
(Carwash.com)
 
 
 
Contrary to Internet video, the ideal carwash uniform is not tight denim shorts paired with thin white T-shirt or no T-shirt at all. Here's what you really need to consider in a carwash uniform
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
The old yellow marshmallow is leaving
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rob Porter, Michael Flynn, Andrew Puzder, Mark Green, Tom Marino, Sam Clovis, Daniel Alan Craig, Rev. Jamie Johnson, Carl Higbie, Kathleen Hartnett White, Monica Crowley. Extreme vetting needs some work
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Listverse)
 
 
 
It's almost like someone wrote this listicle specifically to get it greenlit on Fark
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Willem Dafoe set to receive Lifetime Achievement Award from Berlin film festival. Hopefully, they gloss over that whole Green Goblin misstep
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You may have forgotten Kellyanne of Green Goebbels is chairing an opioid department, but here's your reminder she has no idea what the hell she's doing as she's willingly ignoring facts and data
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Drunk man who went streaking on the fairway of the Phoenix Open and was arrested for indecent exposure: "It was worth it"
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
Kellyanne of Green Goebbels says the liberals have "seized the fact-checking industry" but assures republicans that the American people are in possession of their own facts. Fact is, that doesn't make sense
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(Golfweek)
 
 
 
Here's video of the moment when a pair of young, strapping PGA golfers' balls touched while out on the tour. Not that there's anything wrong with that. (SFW)
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Thu February 01, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Police say the streaker who took over the 17th hole of Tournament Players Club "showed signs and symptoms of alcohol intoxication" (w/mildly NSFW video)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Greenspan: double bubble, double trouble
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The State of the Uniom Address is the worst thing in modern politics because it perpetuates the "Green Lantern theory" of the Presidency, and no one wants to remember that movie
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Sun January 28, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby grilled Norwegian steelhead trout along with steamed green beans and sauteed mushrooms folded into a homemade truffle cheese white sauce. What did you make for lunch?
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Thu January 25, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
American Airlines CEO: Fares are too low, given current fuel prices. Also, you can upgrade this headline to Green Class for only $99
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