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Sat July 04, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Great news, new heart disease treatment means your monkey will be flinging poo for many more years
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Thu July 02, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
'Prehab' may be the ticket for your surgical rehab
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Motorsport)
 
 
 
Spectators will be allowed in to Hidden Valley Raceway for next month's appropriately named Darwin Supercars round
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Church hosting Trump rally in Phoenix has solved Covid-19 by praying for air filters
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just-released version of the Free Pascal compiler supports 16-bit Windows. This is not a repeat from 1990
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
30 adorable gudbois and gudgrrls that went from thicc-chonks to sweetiefloofs
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Sat June 13, 2020
(newsdio.com)
 
 
 
More great news from the most efficent health care system in the world: Seattle man gets $1.1 million bill, heart palpitations
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Fri June 12, 2020
(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
"I share a last name with a female urination device. But hey, at least it's not as bad as having a last name like Hitler, Wiener, Butts, Hooker, or Dickman. (Or so I tell myself.)"
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Milwaukee Record)
 
 
 
Great. Now there's gonna be a bunch of drunk protesters in Milwaukee
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Wed June 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Great news for millions of unemployed Americans, Wall St is booming so at least there will something to loot
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If your dream is to own Elvis Presley's rhinestone studded jockstrap, I have some great news for you, and you are weird
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Harvard University)
 
 
 
Harvard Medical School says COVID-19 infection grants immunity, and prototype vaccine is effective. Great news for all us Rhesus Macaques
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
15 times adults soiled themselves and lived to tell the tale
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Road fatalities were down 8% in March vs the year prior, but the rate per driven miles went up 14% due to racers treating the Beltways as NASCAR ovals
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Mon May 18, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump's vaccine czar makes $3.4 million in what is totally not a conflict of interest
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
AT&T Ex-CEO Randall Stephenson pooch screws his company and retires with a $274,000 a month pension for the rest of his life. You'd submit this with a better headline, but your AT&T internet service lost connection
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Great news for everyone depressed by the pandemic: Cleveland Browns single-game tickets go on sale today
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Great news for everyone but morons; Police are starting to arrests morons
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Just give me my money back, senator"
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Over 50,000 Americans have passed away due to COVID-19, IMPOTUS*: Great News
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
"No, Mr. Bug. I expect you to die"
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Patriots agree to trade a 7th-round draft pick to the Bucs for a fourth-round pick. Oh, and they traded Gronk too
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Mon April 20, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Great news, stoners: Doctor Dre's "The Chronic" is available on streaming services today, April 20, which is Christmas for the marijuana user crowd
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Thu April 09, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson no longer pining for the fjords
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Mon March 30, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
World celebrates as Peak Oil crisis averted
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Great news: Johnson & Johnson has identified a lead candidate in its efforts to develop a COVID-19 vaccine. Bad news: Clinical human trials start 6 months away
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Great news. We have two years to have kids to replace everyone who dies
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'In normal times, a program that tosses free toilet paper into cars would seem ridiculous. But while amused, passersby were appreciative'
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