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headlines found matching 'grandmother'
Tue November 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
In honor of Josh Allen's grandmother passing on Saturday, Bills Mafia donates over $100k in under 24 hours to Oishel Children's Hospital in Buffalo
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Sat November 07, 2020
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
The real question here isn't why the kid was outside a church, blasting away, before he ventilated his grandmother, it is why a church keeps a gun in a lock box in the first place
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Wed November 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
So Hurricane Eta will be headed to Florida this weekend, just as subby has to travel there to say goodbye to grandmother who was just placed into hospice care with a couple days left. 2020 just keeps on giving
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Police investigating why a grandmother believes she's in love with Jason Momoa
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Thu October 29, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Much like your grandmother learning to walk after a broken hip, the US GDP surged to a 33.1% annualized growth rate for Q3. Subby apologizes for the last-minute Trump talking point
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Tue October 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pretty sure it's exploitation when you look for a "sassy black grandmother" and then deceive her for financial gain
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Tue October 13, 2020
(Harpers Bazaar)
 
 
 
Even though she's still working on finishing her degree (which her retired-teacher grandma is on her ass about), Megan Thee Stallion figures she can afford to give $10,000 scholarships to a couple other women of color
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Sun October 04, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Listening to Senator Graham...reminds me of playing Monopoly with my son"
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Thu October 01, 2020
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Like my grandmother always used to say: "When the weather is hot & sticky, that's no time for dippin' dickie, but when the frost is on the pumpkin then that's the time for dickie dunkin"
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Fri September 25, 2020
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Billie Lourd had a surprise babby and subby is NOT crying, shut up
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After I "came out" as gay to my husband, he came out to me as well. In retrospect, the fact that we both loved the film "Beaches" so much should have been a clue
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman mistakenly gives grandson hand sanitizer after mistaking it for a food pouch
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
'Zoom Karen' goes blasto on granddaughter's virtual class to rant about the BLM movement, Obama and why the clouds are moving
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Wed September 23, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
If you're planning to break into a house to get laid, make absolutely certain it isn't Spanaway Sandy's
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Thu September 17, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My grandmother had an heirloom diamond necklace my grandfather gave to one of his mistresses. I think I found it on eBay; I quizzed my sex-crazed grandpa and the seller, who said if I wanted it, I'd pay the asking price or more. Is this blackmail?"
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Wed September 16, 2020
(History Today)
 
 
 
Grandmother kills grandkids to spite her own daughter. Daughter bludgeons killer grandma with club. Florida? No, Italy in 176 BC. Here's the case that caused the Roman justice system to grind to a halt
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Mon September 07, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
11-year-old boy drives sick grandma to hospital - in a Mercedes-Benz. Janis Joplin approves
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Wed September 02, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: Toddler uses foul language she learned from her dad
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Tue September 01, 2020
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Hey Covid Pound cake
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Sun August 30, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Grandmother unwraps a 24 year old McDonald's burger & fries kept in her closet. Obvious tag for it is WELL PRESERVERED. No, not the grandmother
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Wed August 26, 2020
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Sometimes you almost don't want to click on TFA because the headline itself is near perfection alone: "Friend calls murder-for-hire charges 'major blow' for Sweetie Pie's family"
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Tue August 18, 2020
(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
A safe deposit box might have been a better idea
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
80 year grandmother has cycling records taken away for doping... Lance Armstrong seen scribbling notes and trying on skirts
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
'Men vs. women' time travel memes have disturbing answers concerning the use of a time machine
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Can I tell my son his beloved dead grandmother was really a biatch?"
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Thu August 06, 2020
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Grandma teaches 13-year-old grandson how to bowl with cars. "I pushed the brake, but she pushed the gas pedal and went straight ahead and started crashing into those folks"
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Sad: Great-grandmother humiliated after being arrested, strip searched and more at Disney World for having CBD oil in her bag. Hero: She's suing the shiat out of them to the tune of $18 million in damages
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Tue August 04, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Badass grandmother takes on 20-ton excavator in property fight, orders it off her lawn
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"We've officially reached the 'arguing about pasta' stage of quarantine," writes journalist who has never visited Fark.com in the last decade
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