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Wed October 27, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
New Jersey's Barnegat Bay has been "loved to death;" officials hope to restrict & regulate it back to life
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Someone had to tell Missouri's governor that subjecting oneself to reading Fark's horrible HTML isn't a crime
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Mon October 25, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Be aware of your current surroundings" this is not a mindful wellness retreat, this is a Sudanese coup
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In order to prevent the election fraud that did not happen last election, Right wingers are demanding "traceable" ballots so they can track their vote through the system and see it tabulated in real time. In other words, the end of the secret ballot
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Sat October 23, 2021
(Some Drone Guy)
 
 
 
Drone searching for hidden graves brought down by locals who claimed it was spreading covid. Things went quickly downhill from there
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Fri October 22, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Branch Dildonian leader is at it again
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
California school: Want your students to eat their lunch indoors and out of the rain? WELL, TOO DAMN BAD
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Tue October 19, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
"The President was how you would expect him to be, he answered questions the way you would expect Mr. Trump to answer questions and conducted himself in a manner that you would expect Mr. Trump to conduct himself". Translation: It was a shiatshow
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Cryptocurrencies are destroying the US's effectiveness in ensuring that sanctions remain on foreign countries
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Mon October 18, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Supreme Court reaffirms that the police are free to do anything they want as long as they avoid getting caught in a Star Trek-style temporal loop
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Sat October 16, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Who better to lead a cult than a 90s bro with a tomahawk and fear of masks?
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Fri October 15, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Biden administration asks the Supreme Court nicely
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
How to tell science from pseudoscience
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Thu October 14, 2021
(WalletHub)
 
 
 
Factoring in rates of vaccination, testing, COVID-19 transmission, hospitalizations and death, it's a great time to go see the fall colors in New England
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(AP News)
 
 
 
State Senator who had been a vocal opponent of mask and vaccine mandates now using a walker after a visit with the face-eating leopard
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Tue October 12, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
10 Downing-Kruger killed thousands in the UK
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Pelosi takes a trip to Rome, discovers that Italian anti-vaxxers are just as stupid and loud as American ones
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Thu October 07, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Google Flights will show users carbon emissions in search results. Of course, you gotta watch out for all that extra carbon they tack on for checking luggage, in-flight wifi, ordering booze, etc
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Wed October 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal judge blocks abortion ban in Texas
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Sun October 03, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
This is why direct stimulus checks did more to help Americans and the economy
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Sat October 02, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
Damn the consequences, FULL SPEED TO GILEAD
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Wed September 29, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Republicans once again vote to cripple the US economy
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Mon September 27, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
6.2 Earthquake off Crete. Captain of the S.S. Poseidon checking the radar scope
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Fri September 24, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Anonymous Biden admin officials reveal that 'there's a complete lack of direction' on immigration policy. DHS now looking to round them up to stick them in cages and forget about them
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Thu September 23, 2021
(KS Reflector)
 
 
 
32 staffers from GOP AG offices wargamed how to legally defend insurrection
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Wed September 22, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
FAA says it has "zero tolerance policy" for unruly passengers, but it's closer to a 4% tolerance policy
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Tue September 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Republicans shaping up to be the hair ball in the fiscal p-trap
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Sat September 18, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Headline: "'Clinton indictment' blows Russia collusion conspiracy wide open". Article: ...according to GQP fantasy ravings
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Wed September 15, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Fugitives still on the loose in Maryland after escaping two weeks ago. The are dressed in black and white stripes, are unarmed, and considered dangerous to pet
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Corrupt African oil trader chooses Russian method of 'suicide'
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Put on your tinfoil hats. A detailed history of US and Soviet research into microwave effects on human brains and how it may explain the Havana Syndrome, no longer limited to Cuba
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Mon September 13, 2021
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Eisner and Higo Award winning fan-fav comic series - Y: The Last Man's first three episodes dropped on Hulu today. Link goes to review, a man and his monkey jokes to the right
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Sun September 12, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The truth is out there... But it is kind of strange how most of these encounters happen when people are sleeping
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Fri September 10, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
When it comes to fighting Texas' regressive abortion law, the DoJ actually has the upper hand. But we're talking about Democrats here, and the possibility of triggering the Right, so don't actually expect that to result in any kind of victory
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Wed September 08, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Richmond has cleared space for a future Oderus Urungus statue
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Tue September 07, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Australia sends Taiwanese drug kingpin to the Netherlands; Government officials in Vienna express confusion
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Sun September 05, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tower block where 72 people died in a devastating fire to be demolished over concerns it might be unsafe
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Sat September 04, 2021
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
How antivaxxers used social media to threaten local government officials
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Thu September 02, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
GOP-led states see Texas as a model to restrict a woman's rights, as God intended
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Buffalo Bills ownership is starved for cash and asking for taxpayers to pay for new stadium or they leave. Well...bye
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Wed September 01, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gilead arrives
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Tue August 31, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Just a quick reminder that we're two days away from SCOTUS establishing Gilead. Blessed be the fruit
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Fri August 27, 2021
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Eric Clapton has written a song to speak out against putting "harmful' things in your body that are not cocaine
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Wed August 25, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Has anyone heard from Andre? Anyone? He's about this tall? Loves to fark around and find out?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dozens of California students, parents stranded in Afghanistan after summer trip abroad. In other news, families were booking summer trips to Afghanistan
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Tue August 24, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Spike Lee's new movie Mo' Better Facepalm
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Anti-mask, anti-vax Senator says he's "mostly asymptomatic" with the exception of some fatigue, pneumonia, and hospitalization
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Mon August 23, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
PSSST - hey buddy - wanna buy some Sumerian antiquities, cheap? They fell off an old guy's estate and we gotta move 'em, quick
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Thu August 19, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
COVID death toll in India is likely 10 times higher than reported
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge Rules "nice try farkos" to the postal service's attempt to shield information on Postmaster Louis DeJoy's financial conflicts of interests by citing an exception to the FOIA law
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Wed August 18, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Republicans who wailed and gnashed their teeth about those poor, poor Afghans fleeing the Taliban... then voted against speeding up their visas. Starring the usual chunks of slime mold
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Tue August 17, 2021
(Texas Tribune)
 
NewsFlash
 
Texas Governor Greg Abbott demonstrates his commitment to COVID-19
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember that old SNL landshark candygram skit? Well, this is sorta like that. Except, you know, awful
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Mon August 16, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
What happened to all the tax money we spent on Afghanistan? Apparently some is sitting on the airport runway since the ex-president couldn't fit it all in his escape helicopter
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Thu August 12, 2021
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Church leaders say that you and your sister wives should get jabbed if you want to get to Kolob
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(Stacker)
 
 
 
Top 20 cities where we'll all be wearing stillsuits by 2040
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Tue August 10, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
President Biden 'warns' the Taliban, who have already taken over Afghanistan, to not take it over
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Sat August 07, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different, here's what happens when there is a breakthrough outbreak of COVID-19 and there is total cooperation from all levels, from the infected to the government officials
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While politicians and school officials debate mask mandates for kids, pediatric hospitals running out of space. Seriously, won't someone please think of the children
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Fri August 06, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Larry Page flees to New Zealand to avoid the apocalypse or something
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Thu August 05, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
The UK will replace the CE manufacturing standards tag with the UKCA tag in 2022. UK manufacturers have no way of getting their products assessed for UKCA conformity, and no countries have agreed to accept UKCA. The UK laughs maniacally at the UK
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Wed August 04, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Iranians fear new bill will restrict their internet access, a crippling outcome that only happens in the US when people subscribe to Comcast
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Fri July 30, 2021
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Entering Canada with fake vaccination documents? That'll be a $20,000 fine
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Read my lips. No. New. Masks. A winning GOP plan for 2022 or suicide pact? Time will tell
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Thu July 29, 2021
(The Root)
 
 
 
"Matt Gaetz, Louis Gohmert and Marjorie Taylor Greene try to walk into..." sounds like a great set-up for a joke
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Wed July 21, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Zhengzhou subway becomes surfway after another once-in-a-millennium rain event
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Firefox takes FTP to the river, asks if it can see the rabbits
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Tue July 20, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The US bars Lobo over alleged corruption, possibly the fact that he moonlights as an interstellar mercenary and bounty hunter in DC Comics
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
BREAKING: Barrack arrested on federal charge. Oh, BAM
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Mon July 19, 2021
(Government Executive)
 
 
 
Secretary Griphook lied to Congress about the Census, under oath, twice - but DoJ won't prosecute him, for reasons they've declined to share with the rest of the class
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Sun July 18, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Leaked documents show how a spyware program sold to authoritarian regimes around the world was...well, abused by authoritarians to spy on folks critical of authoritarians
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Mon July 12, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Lawyers from the Justice Centre for Constitutional Freedoms, who are representing a group of churches fighting lockdowns, hired a private investigator to follow the judge to his home and cottage to try and catch him breaking COVID restrictions
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It's starting to look like Florida Man has branched out into international assassination plots
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Sun July 11, 2021
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Branson, Mo.: Home of Ozark mountains, Yakov Smirnoff and the latest mutations of COVID19
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Fri July 09, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, we heard you liked FOIA, so we FOIA'd your FOIA so we can write stories about your FOIA requests while you get pissed we FOIA'd your FOIA. FOIA
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Wed July 07, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada is just a branch plant of the American economy, and the USA treats them like minimum wage call center peons who don't have a swipecard to access the break room
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Wed June 30, 2021
(The Vintage News)
 
 
 
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember the Colorado baker who wouldn't make a wedding cake? He's branched out in to not making birthday cakes
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