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Wed January 19, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Debunking or confirming alcohol myths. But this really just may be the booze talking
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Mon January 17, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Before the boat sinks, obviously
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Thu January 13, 2022
(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
That time Bob Saget got booed off the stage at a college in (New) Mexico
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Wed January 12, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jon Lester will never fail to throw to first base again
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Tue January 11, 2022
(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
People have ruined Disney World
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Fri January 07, 2022
(Food 52)
 
 
 
Coincidentally, 'The Traveling Bartenders of the New Orleans Parade' is also name of my collaboration album with Dan the Automator
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Congress is thunderdome
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(Some Drunk)
 
 
 
Another instance where young people are doing it wrong, they're switching to a non-alcoholic lifestyle in droves
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Thu January 06, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It's like they say: You either get cancelled prematurely and die a beloved gay makeover show, or you get renewed long enough to end up featuring a homophobic racist on your show
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Wed January 05, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So is now a good time to buy an entire shopping mall at an auction? Bids start at $1.5 million
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Tue January 04, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fox News host shocked by colleague's defense of AOC after he blows up the Fox News talking point that AOC can't go on vacation
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(CNBC's Grow)
 
 
 
To celebrate the new year, it's time for CNBC passing off a FIRE ad as "journalism". In this ad, a 29-year-old claims to make $19,000 a month in passive income
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Mon January 03, 2022
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Man tells how owl saved him from blizzard in Montana wilderness. YA RLY
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Sun January 02, 2022
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Hey Farkers, are you ready to start Veganuary?
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Sat January 01, 2022
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
It's always good to clean up loose ends before the New Year. Pay bills, cancel unused subscriptions, and report that your child has been missing since 2019
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Wed December 29, 2021
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Fella not having a good time in Vegas after severed head and various body parts found in pickup truck
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How can I tell my boyfriend our sex life is not at the level he thinks it is?"
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Mon December 27, 2021
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Amtrak fails the trolley problem
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Wed December 22, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Prime Minister calls on Japan to put milk in EVERYTHING
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Dick Van Dyke outlives another co-star. Truly Scrumptious is driving Chitty to sing with the choir eternal
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Mon December 20, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Following the trend of rebooting 80s television, we might soon be revisiting SNL without Lorne Michaels
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Thu December 16, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Let's open the book on Boba Fett's backstory, shall we?
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Wed December 15, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Swapping "farker" for "dog?" There's virtually no difference
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Tue December 14, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Let's remember a full decade of Kim Jong Un in charge of Best Korea: the famines, the purges, the nukes, the ICBM launches, the unproductive diplomatic chats with Donald Trump. Good times
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Sun December 12, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
It's been one year since the FDA first authorized Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine. America was poised to get the pandemic under control and 2021 looked bright. Good times, good times
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Fri December 10, 2021
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
Starting in 1978 France had a internet precursor device called Minitel which, of course, went all Oo-La-La sexy-time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Travis Scott claims he wasn't aware of Astroworld casualties until after his performance, thought ambulances were just part of the lightshow
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Wed December 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember the old days, when you could've bought all shares of Apple's stock for less than the GDP of the United Kingdom? Ah, good times
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Tue December 07, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
I'm not saying you should go steal your neighbor's amazon packages right now, but now would be a good time to do so because their Ring camera isn't working, IYKWIMAITYD
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Sat December 04, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
How to not get hungover. Step 1) Don't drink
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Thu December 02, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Should you lie on your exit interview? Did they catch the whoppers on your resume?
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Tue November 30, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fed Chairman Powell: "I'm going to take away the punch bowl after everyone has gotten blind drunk on free money. Let's see what happens." Market: Mom, we need a ride home
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(Universal Hub)
 
 
 
With winter just around the corner, it's time to refresh your knowledge of the French Toast Snow Storm Alert System
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Fri November 26, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My anti-vaxxer friend cut me off because I refused to accommodate her. Should I try and get her back, or just write her off?"
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Wed November 24, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Shoot, a cactus could have a good time in Vegas with all the stuff it's talking about
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Tue November 23, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife wrote a novel on her lunch break instead of caring for our child. Am I right to be upset?"
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Fri November 19, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wheel of fortune fans flip out worse than the bubble boy over contestant's answer
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nine tips and strategies to embrace your inner "This is Fine" Dog and remain calm at work while everything burns metaphorically around you
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Wed November 17, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
On second thought, perhaps now's not such a good time for Nike to release a new shoe in collaboration with Travis Scott
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Fri November 12, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans once again convinced they can make Jimmy Carter a one-term President. "Let's win one for the Gipper"
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Parole visit turns up five guns, including a sawed-off, double-barrel shotgun, crack cocaine, meth, marijuana, heroin, Rx pills, a marijuana plant, $480 in counterfeit 20s, a police badge, and ID. Shoot, a fella could have a good time with all that
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Thu November 11, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Subaru introduces the Solterra SUV with a revolutionary feature: no head gaskets to replace, ever
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Shipwreck at risk of wreck. Again (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gaming gear, tools, home gyms, jewellery, garden furniture, pizza ovens and hot tubs are among the stuff people got during the pandemic and now have buyers' remorse. Shoot, a chap could have a pretty good time at home with all that stuff - oh wait
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have a sort of flirtatious thing going on with a coworker; I'd like to make a move, but she's 24 and I'm 50. How can I pull this off?"
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Sun November 07, 2021
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Chick-fil-A, based upon a failure to embrace the present and future, may become a thing of the past
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
The untold anxiety of mixing your friend groups
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Mon November 01, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Ten years of the worst gadgets since the last decade
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Sun October 31, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The TikToks are great for swingers. Damn kids these days
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Sat October 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
PJ Soles talks about being an original scream queen and how she almost became Princess Leia
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Fri October 29, 2021
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Stout season is officially upon us
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband just discovered that he has a ten year-old son. So, how do we handle this unexpected surprise?"
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Wed October 27, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Bank robber tattoos his own face and eyelids while in prison to remember the 'good times' forever (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon October 25, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
You can basically hear "Early Cuyler Baby" in the background when reading this article about the Redneck Rave
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Felony length sentence for January 6th rioter who entered guilty plea. I guess he FAFO'ed
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Tue October 19, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Here's how some of the top financial advisors in the country are dealing with the looming prospect of long-term inflation: strategic asset re-allocation and screaming internally
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In Hillary Clinton's debut novel, "State of Terror," a president picks a former rival -- who happens to be a woman -- as his secretary of state. Man, she's gotta have some kind of creative talent to come up with an idea like that
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Five main theories on achieving immortality as scientists say we could live 1,000 years
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Fri October 15, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sister-in-law has a habit of dropping her kids off with no notice, derailing my meal planning and home life. My husband is disabled, we feed his mother, and the last time, I fed the kids oatmeal and that set her off. Can I refuse this treatment?"
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
List of wineries you can take your dog to, because you're going to need a designated driver
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Gary Paulsen buries the hatchet
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Wed October 13, 2021
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Daniel Craig says he likes to go to gay bars because there are not as many fights as hetero bars
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meet the not-so-busy beavers who live the Farker's dream lifestyle of shirking work, rejecting workaholism and becoming a "time millionaire"
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Tue October 12, 2021
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Cop stomps man's face, gets three years. Three years of probation. Now he wants that shortened. Guess which Golden Girl he is
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
What if the universe hasn't started at all? Well, first of all, now would be a really good time to get things kickstarted
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Sun October 10, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trick or Treat. Smell my feet. Fauci says to hit the street
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Angela Cartwright and Billy Mumy get together to write a book about Lost in Space. Shut up and Take my Money
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
If you've played a Far Cry game, you've played Far Cry 6
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Far Cry 6 had my attention - but now it has my curiosity
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Puns are the highest form of literature." - Alfred Hitchcock. And as we all know, puns are their own reword. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, literate edition
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Pitchfork 19 album review scores that we'd change if we could, proceeds to rescore them
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Sun October 03, 2021
(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Daniel Craig says making Quantum of Solace was as painful as watching it
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Shoot, a mad scientist fella could have a pretty good time in his lab with all that stuff
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Who pooped in Yosemite?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Coconut shrimp, mozzarella sticks and other suburban fare - tacky or tasty?
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Wed September 29, 2021
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Massive 100-kid brawl breaks out at Six Flags. No word on how many Farkers were on the sidelines placing bets
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(NPR)
 
 
 
After 25 years of being forbidden to do so by the gun industry, the CDC wants to conduct a study of the true toll of guns on America. But it would, of course, involve science, facts, and reason, so don't expect the GQP to go along
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Now thoroughly de-wormed, Joe Rogan decides now would be a good time to compare vaccine mandates to the Holocaust
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
No, you can't win a night with Grimace from McDonald's. NTTAWWT. Although since he's a taste bud he's probably only down for oral
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Thu September 23, 2021
(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Yngwie Malmsteen:: "There are two man-made objects you're gonna see from space: the Great Wall of China and my wall of Marshalls. My road crew hates me" In other news, anyone remember Yngwie Malmsteen?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My half-sister is a spoiled brat; there's no other way to say it. She wants to have a gap year in Bali and expects me to pay for half of it. I say no, but she's trying to manipulate my emotions and guilt. How can I effortlessly turn her down?"
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Wed September 22, 2021
(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
"It was an entire year of zero work and zero income," says lady who followed eight generations of her ancestors into the ordinarily high-demand field of state-fair racing pig shows
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Ewan McGregor has disrobed again
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Every country tries to build cool cars. Estonia not so much
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