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Mon May 17, 2021
(Inc)
 
 
 
Alexa/Echo owner? Congratulations, you're a part of Amazon's massive "Sidewalk" mesh network by default
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Sun May 16, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New study from the Romero Institute says unvaccinated people will lie about being vaccinated
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Miles is in a monstrous mood this weekend, flipping Xfinity cars on top of each other. Does that mean Cup will be a snooze or full of clownshoes? It's the Drydene 400 From Dover International Speedway, 2PM ET on FS1
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Sat May 15, 2021
(Politifact)
 
 
 
What, Ted Cruz lied? Where's my fainting couch? How could a U.S. Senator do such a thing?
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Fri May 14, 2021
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Are Cartman and Kenny linked by death?
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Apparently, there is a debate over what is the right way to hit CTRL. Subby thinks he will order a TAB
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Thu May 13, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
10 ways to love the stinking rose
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Tue May 11, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm dating a really nice Russian girl, but all of my friends are against our happiness because they think she's a scammer because she's Russian. I disagree and have shared everything with her and nothing bad has happened. How can I shut them up?"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The GOP must choose, Trump or Democracy
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Mon May 10, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Bunny the Dog becomes self-aware, asks "Why would a just God make me a Sheepadoodle?"
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Washington Monthly)
 
 
 
Can't win the game if the (R)eferees won't count your points
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Study from the Vintage Knowledge Department of the Ric Romero Research Institute confirms processed food is still unhealthy
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The world's most dangerous islands are far from paradise, being that they have flesh-melting snakes, hungry cannibals and nuclear wastelands (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue May 04, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old, busted, unprouncable superberry: acai. Hot, new, soon-to-be-exploited, purple teeth healthiness: maqui
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Whataboutism: it's always what's for dinner if you're a Republican
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Thu April 29, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Much joke. Very cheap. Meme investors
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like a woman with access to thy iCloud (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat April 24, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Returning to normal after the pandemic is going to be very hard for some people
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(Stereogum)
 
 
 
45 lost albums that the world needs to hear. Subby didn't know we were supposed to be looking for them
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci: Ron Johnson is wrong
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Cato Institute)
 
 
 
A few years ago, CATO posted an interesting idea on curtailing police misconduct. Yes, that CATO
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Sat April 17, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Because if there is one thing we have learned, it's that drinking alcohol boosts our memory
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Fri April 16, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Geneva Convention calls "killing a combatant who, having laid down his arms or having no longer means of defence, has surrendered at discretion" a war crime. The Chicago Police Union head calls actions like that "justified and actually heroic"
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Office quotes helped get me laid on Tinder. That's what she said
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Fri April 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mistakes were made, masks were unworn, so here is another Covid surge
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(Field and Stream)
 
 
 
1. Wow. 2. Huh. 3. Whoa. 4. WHAAA 5. Pretty. 6. No. 7. Cool. 8. Damn. 9. Death Chamber Tube. 10. Dear God
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend admitted to me he doesn't like my children, and it's becoming an issue between us. Should I ask him to move in with me to see if that would make him realize my kids are great?"
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My fiancé treats his children as if they were second-class citizens and his parenting decisions are awful. How can I get him to not be such a jerk?"
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Vaccines, they work
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Fri April 02, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fresh Hell Friday is back with an attempted suicide-by-cop at the Capitol. Let's shelter and share the crazy in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Maybe they should call them the Fortunate 500
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Wed March 31, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The amount of undetected fungi in the Millennium Seed Bank is mushrooming
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Tue March 30, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My pet cat was my baby. My brother's girlfriend said it was cruel to keep a housecat; I told her it wasn't her business. She and my brother catsat; she let it out; it was murdered by coyotes. I can't forgive her; my brother won't dump her. What do?"
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Sat March 27, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Alcohol, the cause AND solution to all the world's problems. Including those of the United States Postal Service
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: I've been having an affair for over a decade and I think I should probably end my marriage. Is that selfish?"
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
The NRA is having a day
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
"How Franchises Are Fueling Taco Bell's 'Explosive Growth'" - Come for the obvious, stay for the none too subtle hard sell to investors
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Democrats have a second chance to save the planet
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Doctors surprised that people keep filling their Viagra prescriptions longer than expected
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court has finally been asked to answer the question: If women are so equal now and able to serve in combat, why do only men have to register for the draft?
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Democracy Now)
 
 
 
Innocent of all charges, helpless mom and pop shop finally able to get a favorable judgement against sleazy lawyer who had been hounding them for years. At last, justice prevails
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Sat March 20, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Well that was quick: only one perfect entry remains after first day of March Madness
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Thu March 18, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
One more good reason for the return of the talking filibuster
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Tue March 16, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter says she's planning on keeping her baby and will be a single mother. Except she expects me to help her raise and care for the child, so she's not really going to be a single mother, is she? Must I help her?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Learned Elders of Zion Capitol Police officer has been suspended
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Sun March 14, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, racism. And turkeys, because this is a happy place. It's a free web serial by a farker, and this month's charity is BLM
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
A Rod and A Fly Girl break up
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Thu March 11, 2021
(London Free Press)
 
 
 
In 1976 Jamie Hyneman and a thumb had a torrid sexual affair. Come meet their love child
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Tue March 09, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Down goes Frazier....in history by means of a statue and mural in Philadelphia
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Sun March 07, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Finally, an article written by people who are are right 100% of the time
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Thu March 04, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bonds rise, markets fall on inflation expectations. Powell has this though, LOL
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a pre-law college student with a unique name who has managed to be above-board and professional. I Googled my name and found someone with the same name has a TikTok account posting unprofessional videos. How can I address this insanity?"
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sister is secretly dating a celebrity but is totally concerned someone will find out who she is and begin dragging her in the tabloids and is really worried about the free publicity. Should I see how much I can get for the inside scoop? Kidding"
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Mon March 01, 2021
(The Nation)
 
 
 
About 1/3 of active duty military personnel -- up to half the servicemen in some units -- are refusing to take the coronavirus vaccine. If only the military had a way to, I dunno, order its soldiers to do stuff
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"There is no alternative." This could be bad news for the stock market
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Sun February 28, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Biden: 'America is back' after four years of failed Trump policy. World: not so fast there Joe, Trump could be back in no time at all
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
Article claims "the future of the middle class depends on student loan forgiveness." That is ridiculous. Student loans or not, the American middle class has no future
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Facebook's forthcoming smart glasses might have a feature to help you recognize your friends, Sarah Connor
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
MLB's recognition of stats of Negro Leagues players means record books are changing; best single-season batting average belongs to Josh Gibson, who hit .441 in 1943
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
"I'm waiting on your ESPN sourced apology or I'm leaking these photos I got with you in the strip club"
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Vote Snek
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"How can I teach my child to love reading?"
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
My husband joined the Proud Boys. Wat do?
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Mon February 22, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
People everywhere are still trying to understand how the hell freakin' West Virginia became a world leader in providing COVID-19 vaccinations to its citizens. It's as if Florida suddenly became ground zero for new Nobel nominations. Turns out there's are good reasons why
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Senor Frogs- 'nuff said
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Forget Millennial vs. Gen Z, or even Okay Boomer. This is the real enemy
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"No one is having sex anymore" claims author who is not having sex anymore
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Once upon a time, Chrissie Hynde of The Pretenders took $100,000 of Rush Limbaugh's money and gave it to PETA
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've had an acrimonious relationship with my aunt the bulk of my life; she's never liked my mother. I reached out this Christmas after getting cookies from her, only to find that she thinks it's a choice people get offender by racism. Are we done?"
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
Cruella looks about as punk as the first time your little sister discovered Hot Topic
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Sun February 14, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
After it was revealed that the leader of the Proud Boys was an informer, the Far Right has developed some serious trust issues
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Eight of the most devastating breakups in television history
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Best Health Magazine)
 
 
 
Introducing this year's most beige food: millet tots. For when frozen fish sticks are just too colorful
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's decision to switch to the "friends and Family Plan" for pardons and commutations and bypass the traditional clemency process left more than 14,000 pending clemency cases in legal limbo. Not to worry though, Team Biden is ON that shiat
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Bob Ross drinking game: It's a bloodbath, but it's a happy little bloodbath
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Wed February 10, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meet the Hawaiian fish that climbs 300m high waterfalls. Most take the trail like the rest of us
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
How did The Weekend get his name? And will his son be named Next Weekend?
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My partner says it's off-putting that I stare into people's homes. Isn't that just normal?"
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Illegal SpaceX launch? 🚀 Astra is worth $2 billion. Imagine how much they'd be worth if they actually put something into space. 🚀 Firefly to carry a drag sail to drag the second stage back to Earth 🚀 iSpace has an iLaunch failure 🚀
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Humbling story of a guy who finds a photo album of his lesbian aunt
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(Whisky slope)
 
 
 
Macallan 1926 for auction, distilled during the height of the Prohibition Era, may be a bit pricey
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Fri February 05, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Normally when you hear about someone suing for a billion dollars, your response is to roll your eyes and say "sure, whatever you say, pal"; but legal experts say Smartmatic's $2.7 billion lawsuit against Fox News has real teeth, and they could win
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(Seth Abramson)
 
 
 
Things could soon get very interesting for Dollar Store Penguin
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Thu February 04, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Nissan introduces new Frontier pickup truck, last updated in 2004. Fark: they were so broke that the new truck is a refresh of the old one, as they couldn't afford to adapt their global mid-sized Navarra pickup for the US
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Think you've mastered the ways of the Pedant? You [are a] fool. You know nothing, non-Pedant. Nothing at all
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Wed February 03, 2021
(EFF)
 
 
 
Amazon gets serious about security in their Ring products. Apparently Alexa overheard a number of conversations between people who were really concerned about privacy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
My teen has turned into a writer of erotic fanfic. He's lost forever, isn't he?
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Tue February 02, 2021
(Skeptoid)
 
 
 
Watching a crazy conspiracy story emerge on YouTube. You didn't know that most of the world was buried in a mud flood 200 years ago, did you?
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
New study suggests the US is turning into a zombie nation: One third of adults are now in a concussion-like daze due to the coronavirus pandemic. Might be time to break out your weapons
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Mon February 01, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bari Weiss, who resigned from The New York Times over its "woke culture", is back and writing op-eds for The New York Post on how to fight back against woke culture
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Sat January 30, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Good news...doctors now say drink as much as you want
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Specialists in SPAAAACE
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you are one of Trump's impeachment lawyers, odds are about 100% someone can dig up a racial slur in your past. But c'mon, if you're going to use one, at least know what it means
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers who couldn't believe their luck explore how much unami contributes to enjoyment of various alcoholic drinks
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
That injunction against Biden's deportation pause? Yeah, it's basically unintelligible, completely unenforceable, and, biggest surprise of all, was written by one of the intellectual heavyweights Trump himself appointed
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Tue January 26, 2021
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
THIS IS AN OFFICIATING NFL OUTRAGE No not that one
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I slept with my cousin's husband four years ago; it was not a great fallout, but my grandma died of Covid this year and my cousin and I spoke to one another at the funeral. Should I send her a note reaffirming my guilt?"
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Sat January 23, 2021
(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Finally, someone found a good reason to live in Michigan
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So you are telling me I can get fired for storming my own Capitol? I can lose my job over some simple after-hours domestic terrorism? I'm sorry, I thought this was America
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Fri January 22, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Expect a lot of rightwing hysteria about a race war. Ok, ok -- even more rightwing hysteria
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After spending 4 years running up the debt like a drunken sailor on shore leave, Republicans suddenly concerned about spending
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Do I tell my daughter she's actually the result of an affair or do I let her live in ignorance?"
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Yes, employers and schools can soon require COVID vaccines, but what if it isn't licensed yet?
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