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Thu May 24, 2018       Classic episodes of Doctor Who will soon begin streaming worldwide source: digitalspy.com   |   share: 14   Wed May 23, 2018       Hello, I'm Morgan Freeman. This is the final stop on your TransLink line. Remember what your mom used to say: Please keep your feet off the furniture. Have a great titty sprinkles day source: vancouversun.com   |   share: 17         Good news everyone: We caught one patient who escaped out of Ebola quarantine and the other two died from it while on the run. So, no need to panic. Everything is under control source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 34         If you have a couple of hundreds of thousands of dollars and want some sweet top secret intelligence, good news, Jared Kushner got his security clearance restored today source: cnn.com   |   share: 89         Video game developer who picked up Vampire The Masquerade IP: Our first game will suck, and Bloodlines 2 which people want will be years down the road. Way to build momentum, guy source: pcgamesn.com   |   share: 30   (Some Iridium Flarefan)       The good news is that the new Iridium satellites that SpaceX launched will work just fine. The bad news is they won't make pretty flares like the old ones used to source: heavens-above.com   |   share: 20   Tue May 22, 2018       Good news everybody. Infrastructure Week is back on source: thehill.com   |   share: 35         Remember what it was like when Lucifer wasn't cancelled this Memorial Day. Bonus: Neil Gaiman as God source: deadline.com   |   share: 23   (Some Gun Guy)       Soldiers at an Army base discover a 94-year-old M2 machine gun and bring it in for a full overhaul. Fark: It is still serviceable and did not need any repairs source: gunsamerica.com   |   share: 93         Well soldier, we've got some good news: The baby your wife said died in childbirth is actually alive. Bad news: She gave him to couple halfway across the country. Oh and More Bad news: he's not your son source: sfgate.com   |   share: 56   (The Takeout)       There's a hot new food trend out there called "bowl food." Where you eat food ... out of a bowl source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 125         Bad news: You're 15 and already $36,618,330.24 in debt because the fireworks you were playing with started a big fire. Good news: The judge offers to let you pay in installments source: oregonlive.com   |   share: 105   Mon May 21, 2018       For those of you on a budget, five great watches under $1,000. Missing is the Timex Ironman at $39.99. Not missing is the gold-plated Casio G-shock source: bloomberg.com   |   share: 117         Week 7 MLB Power rankings: How about them Braves? source: espn.com   |   share: 29         US stock futures jump on the news the China-US trade war has been rescheduled source: bloomberg.com   |   share: 20         UK viewers are shocked at The Handmaid's Tale. Apparently, they haven't read the book (Article contains spoilers for S2E1) source: digitalspy.com   |   share: 40   Sun May 20, 2018       Mnuchin says the US-China trade war has been suspended. For now source: theguardian.com   |   share: 68         Professor of communication studies claims that binge TV watching could be sign of a well-adjusted healthy consumer of entertainment, not a smelly couch potato hopelessly hooked on soap operas, plot twists, and mystery boxes source: theconversation.com   |   share: 19   Sat May 19, 2018       He...he...misspelled his own wife's name source: mediaite.com   |   share: 176   Fri May 18, 2018       The good news for Baltimore Ravens fans: They're drastically dropping the prices of concessions at the stadium, where you'll now be able to get $5 beers and $3 hot dogs. The bad news for Baltimore Ravens fans: You're still Baltimore Ravens fans source: wtop.com   |   share: 15         David Wright pinky swears he will be ready to play for the Mets next month. Now pitch hiding for the "sad" tag..... number 5, David Wright source: silive.com   |   share: 7         Good news everybody, we no longer have to worry about antibiotic resistant bacteria killing off the human race. Drug resistant fungal infections will beat them to it source: bbc.com   |   share: 52   Thu May 17, 2018       Although household median income in the city is $82,900, San Franciscans need to earn $333,000 a year to buy a median-priced home source: sf.curbed.com   |   share: 66   Mon May 14, 2018       Good news, you can now get your daily required amount of microplastics simply by drinking beer source: jsonline.com   |   share: 24   Sat May 12, 2018       Larry Norman helped create contemporary Christian music, but he wouldn't recognize it today, as his fiery folk-rock style evolved into 'suburb-friendly genre in which "Christian" was attached to safe versions of old fads in mainstream music' source: timesrecordnews.com   |   share: 48         Ever owned any invertebrates as a pet? If so, what kind and would you recommend having one as a pet? source: fark.com   |   share: 46   Fri May 11, 2018       Condi to Trump: for the love of God, leave this to the adults in the room source: politico.com   |   share: 80         New York and Tennessee towns both claim Long Island Iced Tea was created there. The good news is after drinking three of them, nobody can remember what the argument was about source: cnn.com   |   share: 29         Secrets to long life: Guinness, gin, bourbon, coffee, porridge, chocolate, bacon, cigars, lots of naps, and staying away from men source: theguardian.com   |   share: 22   Thu May 10, 2018       The four horsemen of the softpocalpyse ride again. Windows 10, Internet Explorer, Office and VB Script all contribute to a new 0-day vulnerability source: digitaltrends.com   |   share: 29   Tue May 08, 2018       This is how many eggs you can eat in a week. Cool Hand Luke chuckles to himself source: news.com.au   |   share: 22   Mon May 07, 2018       Good news everyone. Thanks to Trump's efforts to sabotage the Iran nuclear deal, gas prices are rising to the highest level in 4 years source: fortune.com   |   share: 161         Baby born in Chipotle parking lot gets a burrito themed baby shower at the restaurant. No word it they named him Coli source: kdvr.com   |   share: 29   Sat May 05, 2018       Eric Idle announces new movie based on a musical based on a movie based on legend source: news.avclub.com   |   share: 48         As Gibson files for bankruptcy, are people finally falling out of love with guitars? source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 53         So what is your favorite kind of meat? source: fark.com   |   share: 72         Hollywood flops are finding new life in Chinese cinemas. Finally some good news for Adam Sandler source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 27         Cleveland Browns begin looking at a new stadium or renovating the current one which opened in 1999. The good news? The pennant flagpoles are all still like new source: cbssports.com   |   share: 13   Fri May 04, 2018       No question about it, answers.com is done answering dot com source: slate.com   |   share: 16   Thu May 03, 2018       Good news everyone: consumption of afterbirth and placenta isn't just for hippies and sneaky dogs anymore source: 1190kex.com   |   share: 61   Wed May 02, 2018       Baker Mayfield hung up on Brett Favre's agent for not doing his homework before calling source: cbssports.com   |   share: 24   Tue May 01, 2018       Tonight, on The Flash, Barry recruits Gypsy from Deep 13 since only an invention exchange can defeat Clifford. (CW 8pm ET) Later, on Legion, it's an hour of WTF. (FX 10pm ET) source: ew.com   |   share: 68         "Uh, you probably should cash in that check from 2010" source: msn.com   |   share: 8         If you hate puns, you would be wrong as some people put puns into an art form. Subby wanted to make a belt with watches but realized it would be a waist of time source: esquire.com   |   share: 21         Nazi wins women's Armageddon chess championship... And no, it's not what you think source: chess.com   |   share: 13   Mon April 30, 2018       Trump to meet with fatal engine failure Southwest crew. No word on which one he will name head of the FAA source: nypost.com   |   share: 56   Sat April 28, 2018       First, the good news: Google Assistant is smarter than both Alexa and Siri. Now, the bad news: they all still suck source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 17   Thu April 26, 2018       Christian "non-politician" running for governor of Al-Abama: "The ark was built by amateurs. The Titanic was built by professionals." That's a perfectly cromulent analogy source: rawstory.com   |   share: 131         And here's Prince William sleeping at church because parenthood is tough source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 59   Wed April 25, 2018       Tech industry realizes you lusers don't like being called a user, believes you will feel happier if they call you a consumer, or perhaps even a customer. Well, I feel empowered source: adweek.com   |   share: 50   Tue April 24, 2018       No hockey tonight, so here's a little something for all the fans of teams who didn't make the playoffs - Down Goes Brown's draft lottery power rankings source: sportsnet.ca   |   share: 11         Remember how the world was supposed to end yesterday? Well, the guy who predicted it now says we were wrong all along but the NEXT time it's REALLY going to happen source: patheos.com   |   share: 92         Dear Moneyist: Before I married my wife 2 years ago, she had huge amounts of student loan debt. We paid everything off, helped by my salary being three times of hers. She just asked for a divorce, saying she was taking the house, my retirement source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 226   Mon April 23, 2018       Despite being no-hit the Red Sox hold the top spot, closely followed up by the Astros. Somehow the Phillies keep winning, while the Reds are looking for their 4th win almost a month into the season. It's your week three MLB Power Rankings source: espn.com   |   share: 15   Sun April 22, 2018       Have you heard the good news? The Jehovah's Witnesses knocking at your door may have measles source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: 64   Sat April 21, 2018       Trump says DNC lawsuit could be "good news". Also mentions that "war is peace", "freedom is slavery", and "ignorance is strength" before casually mentioning we've always been at war with EastAsia source: apnews.com   |   share: 321   Fri April 20, 2018       Of course, kale vodka is now a thing source: eatsiptrip.10best.com   |   share: 7         Handmaid's Tale 2: Cheerleader edition source: theguardian.com   |   share: 20         Starbucks: We need some good news, anyone have any ide....OH GOD source: fox5dc.com   |   share: 87         Looks like Prince Tampon will finally have his day in the sun source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 25   Thu April 19, 2018       The Internet Assigned Numbers Authority says that they've exhausted their pool of free IP addresses. For real this time source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: 59   Wed April 18, 2018       Which version of the Cherries are going to show up? Will JoMo & Co. be upset by the weekend's loss to actually take it out on Bournemouth? Midweek action continues at 2:45 pm EDT. This is your Wednesday EPL Discussion thread source: scores.nbcsports.com   |   share: 58         A college education delays the risk of dementia, Alzheimers source: newsweek.com   |   share: 21         "Dear Prudence: I have a British coworker who intentionally mispronounces everyone's name in the office, and when confronted he blames his accent. My husband is British and doesn't have trouble. We have no HR. How can we stop these microaggressions?" source: slate.com   |   share: 56   Tue April 17, 2018       While the GOP candidate being ahead by 10 points in the special election to replace Rep Trent Franks in a district Franks carried by 37 wasn't ideal, it at least made the GOP confident they could avoid another embarrassment. Then came today's polls source: thehill.com   |   share: 78         MLB power rankings for week 3 see the Mets crack the top five. Also, the Angels and Indians both moved up four slots apiece within the top 10. The Red Sox move to number one while the Astros drop to number two source: espn.com   |   share: 26   Mon April 16, 2018       Based on consumer data. Tesla batteries retain 90% of their original capacity after being driven 186,000 miles source: digitaltrends.com   |   share: 36         25,000 people march for science in Seattle. Anti-science march to be held as soon as organizers figure out how to communicate without the internet or telephones source: kiro7.com   |   share: 91   Sun April 15, 2018       Tearing up a 50% Fresh rating, Rampage gets top score on Rotten Tomatoes for video game adaptations source: indiewire.com   |   share: 33   Fri April 13, 2018       The good news: The FDA approved contact lenses that shade the sun. The bad: they're not mirrored source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: 31   Thu April 12, 2018       The bad news for Ireland: Outgoing House Speaker Paul Ryan wants to be the US Ambassador to your country. Good news is you have plenty of time to drink more before he wants the job source: thesun.ie   |   share: 64         Trump, day one: "We're quitting the Trans-Pacific Partnership." Trump, day 448: "Can we pretty please rejoin your club, PLEEEEEEEEAAAAASE?" The greatest negotiator, everyone. Simply the best. Bigly source: nytimes.com   |   share: 170         The number one thing killing Floridians is smoking, rather than Florida Man as one might expect source: tampabay.com   |   share: 21   Wed April 11, 2018       If you are an F1 fan, then this is one of those rare times when it's acceptable to write 'good news' and 'ESPN' in the same headline source: espn.com   |   share: 25         Good news everybody, cheese, pizza and lasagna protect you from brittle bones as you age. Fark: Only if you're a man though source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 22         The good news: Isaac Asimov's classic Foundation novels are being adapted for television. The kill it with fire news: By the "Batman v. Superman" writer source: news.avclub.com   |   share: 89         What is the silliest reason for which you've ever ended a relationship? source: alt1023fm.iheart.com   |   share: 104   Tue April 10, 2018       Have you ever flown in basic economy class and felt that it came with too many perks you could do without to save a few bucks? Good news, airlines are introducing cargo class source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 55         Seth Meyers wasn't able to take a closer look at the FBI's raid on Trump's lawyer last night because his wife gave birth in a lobby source: news.avclub.com   |   share: 19   Mon April 09, 2018       Yeah, about that spy satellite which "fell to Earth" after a faulty SpaceX launch source: theverge.com   |   share: 28         Good news everybody, It turns out that farmers being hurt by the trade "spat" will totally understand and be ok with it, they are all great patriots source: thehill.com   |   share: 96         The good news is that after the '80s, there was a lot less white supremacy in textbooks. The bad news is that it was there into the 1980s source: rawstory.com   |   share: 73         Hi, this is the Ministry of Justice and we've got good news for you, your son wasn't killed in a bus accident. Now please excuse us, we have another phone call to make source: wralsportsfan.com   |   share: 36         Our bodies don't really handle celibacy well, though considering where you're reading this there may not be much hope for you source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 48         Whale found dead on a beach had eaten 64 pounds of plastic. The only good news is that it lived longer than if it had eaten all the fast food being served inside it source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: 29   Fri April 06, 2018       "Dear Prudence: My parents plan big vacations for the family; they pay for everything. I'm 30 and a recent grad student, and my brother is younger. But they expect me to share a bed with my brother; how can I get them to pay for separate rooms?" source: slate.com   |   share: 26   Thu April 05, 2018       Scientific American asks if we can survive on water worlds, apparently unaware that Kevin Costner has already answered this for us source: scientificamerican.com   |   share: 29         Good news everyone: Drink up, humans make more brain cells throughout their lives source: theguardian.com   |   share: 11         Elderly New York City couple keeps getting parking tickets even though they don't own a car source: pix11.com   |   share: 71         GOP Congressman compares voting against Trump to cheating on your wife source: amp.cnn.com   |   share: 90   Wed April 04, 2018       Legion season two has an all-new narrator, and the show's creator explains the crazy story behind the casting source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 12         Good news everyone - Bed, Bath & Beyond is accepting your Toys R Us gift cards, but you'd better hurry source: wsrz.iheart.com   |   share: 20         Dear Slate Columnist: All day long my daughter complains. Just whine, whine, whine, all the damn day. What did I do to deserve this? Why do I have to deal with this? Can you help me understand where she learned to complain so much? I mean, gosh source: slate.com   |   share: 13         Boy, Roseanne sure amped up the racism with its latest episode source: newsweek.com   |   share: 151   Tue April 03, 2018       Got $4000? Don't mind living inside a cinder block? Well this company has good news for you source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: 68   Mon April 02, 2018       Good news, everyone: Netflix is recruiting couch potatoes source: upi.com   |   share: 11         Hockey fans' heart attack risk rises after home team wins. Finally some good news for fans of the Columbus Blue Jackets source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 16   Sun April 01, 2018       Space stuff plummeting to Earth ETA moved to Monday. The Sun is there (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 229   Sat March 31, 2018       Good news, everyone: Most doctors in Kentucky are no longer allowed to diagnose coal workers with black lung unless they (the doctors) work for the coal industry source: npr.org   |   share: 145   Fri March 30, 2018       Are you one of the lucky 317,000 who live in the UK and have a registered .EU domain? Well, good news - at some undisclosed point in the near future, you're gonna be barred from owning that bad boy source: theverge.com   |   share: 22         Irish Catholic churches to have lines for the confession booth going out the doors after pubs around the country open their doors for pints on Good Friday for the first time in 91 years source: thesun.ie   |   share: 27         Kentucky lawmakers approve state pension changes by sneaking them into sewage bill, sends it to Governor's desk for passage shiat source: cnn.com   |   share: 84   Thu March 29, 2018       The bad news is that cell phones again (may) cause brain cancer. The good news is we aren't holding them close to our brain as much and should probably be more worried about the CAR source: scientificamerican.com   |   share: 10         If you like your sake fermented with female Japanese virgin spit, or your rice wine containing baby mice, have I got some good news for you source: forbes.com   |   share: 8   Wed March 28, 2018       Like his mate Keith, Ronnie Wood also cannot be killed by conventional weapons source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 11         "Being a good writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet." --Anonymous. And yet here I am, submitting this headline. This is your Fark writer's thread, internet distraction edition source: fark.com   |   share: 18         Good news, everybody. The Potomac River cleanup efforts have been so successful that it's now safe to swim in it again. So, go ahead. No, seriously, you can go first. Yeah, I'll be right behind you. Go on, it's cool source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 84   Tue March 27, 2018       Good news, gumshoes, Netflix has found its Carmen Sandiego. Is now praying it doesn't get the Africa map in the final round source: deadline.com   |   share: 21   Mon March 26, 2018       Rams now stomping the competition to land Ndamukong Suh source: nfl.com   |   share: 27   Sat March 24, 2018       Australian volunteers save 5 of over 150 stranded whales. Because it's Down Under, a shark warning has been issued, and officials are now worrying about the impending invasion of spiders, snakes, crocodiles, toxic flora, and bloodthirsty koalas source: phys.org   |   share: 25   Fri March 23, 2018       Hipster popester Pope Francis gives his holy thumbs up to tattoos, insists they can help build communities. Kneeling altar boy tats on thighs still frowned upon source: thesun.ie   |   share: 20   Thu March 22, 2018       Media companies are scrambling to get bigger and create their own online-video services, which don't make much money or even meet consumers' needs. I'm looking at you CBS All Access source: bloomberg.com   |   share: 11         If you think it's ridiculous we spend as much on defense as the rest of the budget combined, here's some good news source: vox.com   |   share: 46         Whether sustained or sporadic, exercise offers same reductions in death risk, says Duke. Which is eventually zero. Which also sucks presently AND eventually source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: 14   Wed March 21, 2018       Go fly fat somewhere else source: nypost.com   |   share: 26   Tue March 20, 2018       What if Trump is right that no collusion with Russia occurred? Subby suggests gift basket, flowers, "I'm Sorry" teddy bear source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 126         Good news: You can now have a police officer fired for catching you in a hidden speed trap. Bad news: You'll have to move to Uzbekistan source: bbc.com   |   share: 20   Sat March 17, 2018       World's first topless-optional cruise to set sail. Customers line up two-abreast source: news.com.au   |   share: 36         Good news America, our national debt has hit $21 trillion with no signs of stopping because our government is spend happy source: washingtonexaminer.com   |   share: 164         Good news for goths source: sciencemag.org   |   share: 29   Thu March 15, 2018       Trump is rekindling America's enthusiasm for democracy source: nytimes.com   |   share: 106         Good news, everyone: the price of dog cloning is now down to a paltry $50,000 source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 29         White House: 'losing Pennsylvania was GREAT news for Trump' GOP: [backs away slowly] source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: 124   Wed March 14, 2018       Ikea is killing the most annoying thing about shopping there, which is good news for all you lazybones source: cnbc.com   |   share: 32         Penn might be the team most likely to pull off what has never happened in the history of the NCAA tournament: a #16 seed beating a #1 seed source: fivethirtyeight.com   |   share: 14   Tue March 13, 2018       83-year-old makes his gay porn debut: "It ain't over until I say it is" source: nypost.com   |   share: 22   Mon March 12, 2018       Are you one of those people who are born with tiny holes above their ears? The good news is you're not an alien or from a fish species ..now here's why you're weird like that source: irishmirror.ie   |   share: 39   Sun March 11, 2018       Will WWE go crazy and give Cena a historic win at a throwaway PPV and ruin its best WM match? Will Carmella finally cash it in on Rusev Day? Will New Day-Usos break the mold? Fastlane PPV, 8pm EDT, WWE Network source: forbes.com   |   share: 814         MIT researchers claim nuclear fusion will be viable in 15 years. (Just as it has been for the last two decades due to a lack of science funding - submitter) source: geek.com   |   share: 78   Fri March 09, 2018       Bad news: Millennials are ruining the toothbrush industry. Good news: will have lots of career opportunities in the dentistry field source: foxnews.com   |   share: 99   Tue March 06, 2018       Washington State businessman Kyle Templeton has a custom sock business. Only problem is he doesn't really sell socks, but he's definitely willing to take your money source: fox6now.com   |   share: 14   Mon March 05, 2018       Hey, good news liberals: You already won the election for 2018. Go celebrate. By the way, no need to put any extra effort voting. It's in the bag. Put your feet up source: axios.com   |   share: 129   (Some PharmaChemtrail)       Natural News down the Tubes source: skepticalraptor.com   |   share: 57   Sat March 03, 2018       Good news guys; you no longer need to have a finger stuck up your butt every couple of years... unless you're into that sort of thing source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 105         Marky Mark's "Six Billion Dollar Man" movie to finally come out next year. Bettah, strongah, fastah, contractually obligated to say "Hi" to Oscah Goldman's mothah source: avclub.com   |   share: 42   Fri March 02, 2018       Former Fox News journalist confirms Roger Ailes regularly interfered with her reporting to favor conservatives source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 71   Thu March 01, 2018       H.R. Pufnstuf about to go up in smoke source: twitter.com   |   share: 168         Good news and bad news; First, the good- the new 5G phones are coming Now, the bad- not until next year, and they're gonna be a mite spendy source: usatoday.com   |   share: 38         Alabama just got cut from the only top 10 list it could qualify for. The good news? It was the list of most sexually diseased states source: al.com   |   share: 39   Wed February 28, 2018     You can now buy beer in Indiana on Sundays source: theindychannel.com   |   share: 232   Tue February 27, 2018       South African government votes to forcibly take farmland from white owners. Might be a repeat from Zimbabwe, 2000. In good news for numismatists, billion and trillion Rand notes will be available soon source: news.com.au   |   share: 107         Proxima Centauri's habitable planet probably isn't anymore after a massive solar flare, but at least we still have Alpha Centauri source: techtimes.com   |   share: 101         "Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness, and cleanliness is godliness, and God is empty, just like thousands of seats for the upcoming Smashing Pumpkins reunion tour" source: avclub.com   |   share: 82   Mon February 26, 2018       Good news, residents of Arlington, VA. There's a budget shortfall this year, but your supervisors aren't raising your property taxes to cover it. They're just increasing the assessed value of your house source: wtop.com   |   share: 50         Chrissy Teigen tweets about bringing 'emotional support casserole' on flight, great potential band name source: fox61.com   |   share: 158   Fri February 23, 2018       Former 49ers player says he suffered 2,500 concussions during football career. The good news is that he's now eligible to become the league's commissioner source: ftw.usatoday.com   |   share: 12   Tue February 20, 2018       Uber loses 4.5 billion dollars plans to expand source: slate.com   |   share: 19   Mon February 19, 2018       Religious faith is no longer a virtue in America, now more of a sign that you're cray cray source: nypost.com   |   share: 278         Dog found tied to tree with goodbye note attached to collar gets adopted source: wtvr.com   |   share: 120         White House spokesman: The Russians tried to create chaos in the American election system, but the Democrats and the mainstream media created more chaos than the Russians by talking about the chaos created by the Russians. That's the REAL outrage source: thinkprogress.org   |   share: 87   Sun February 18, 2018 (Some Guy)       Good news: You can now buy Toblerone in ice cream form source: ladbible.com   |   share: 19         Good news Colorado Girl Scouts, now you can sell your cookies to real easy targets without your mom's help in front of marijuana dispensaries source: mashable.com   |   share: 60   Sat February 17, 2018       "Bloody, drunk and chronically naked" yep, sounds like someone was the highlight of the overnight ER shift source: 13wmaz.com   |   share: 32         For all of you who said, "I'll believe 'augmented reality' is worthwhile once they combine it with Hot Wheels" have we got some good news for you source: techtimes.com   |   share: 31         Almost four million Americans getting paid more this year due to GOP tax bill. We're going to need a lot more MAGA hats source: redstate.com   |   share: 88   Fri February 16, 2018       Woman who had heart transplant as a girl needs a second one as an adult. Brings same stuffed tiger to both operations for good luck source: wtvr.com   |   share: 41   Thu February 15, 2018       Hyperloop firm signs interstate deal to study Chicago-Cleveland route for high-speed pods that could ferry passengers over 300 miles in less than 30 minutes - good news for everyone wanting to get out of Cleveland as quickly as possible source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 22         The good news: Slice soda is returning to grocery shelves. The bad news: It will have less sugar, fewer calories and real fruit juice source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 28         The return of ethnic separatism, the rise of authoritarian populism, the retreat of liberal democracy, the elevation of a warrior ethos that reduces politics to friend/enemy, zero-sum conflicts. America sure looks like the Balkans source: nytimes.com   |   share: 114         You're not alone if you believe these myths about loneliness. And yet you are alone. So very alone source: bbc.com   |   share: 37   Wed February 14, 2018       She wants a night home caring for her toddler and bonding. He wants a raucous night on the town. Welcome to the disparate experiences of parenting source: slate.com   |   share: 33   Tue February 13, 2018       The good news is the Giants new Offensive Coordinator is used to dealing with a prima donna, whiny quarterback source: espn.com   |   share: 10         New antibiotic family discovered in dirt (with helpful pic of swarm of gummy worms) source: bbc.com   |   share: 15         The key to happiness and good health is consensual sex source: theconversation.com   |   share: 19   Fri February 09, 2018       Stephen King announces his second book of 2018. You'll finish that first chapter of your novel any week now source: syfy.com   |   share: 60         The best show on TV that you're not watching is coming back for season 2 later this year source: ibtimes.com.au   |   share: 95         Fake homeowners association files real liens on neighborhood homes after fake bills go unpaid. Bonus, 'HOA' is a company being run out of a federal prison cell source: fox4kc.com   |   share: 63   Thu February 08, 2018       Good news: Joaquin Phoenix in talks to be the next Joker. Bad news: Joaquin Phoenix in talks to be the next Joker source: variety.com   |   share: 107         Did...did Trump just threaten the stock market? source: slate.com   |   share: 92   Wed February 07, 2018       Fox News poll finds support for marijuana legalization at record high which is good news for everyone because if there's anyone who needs to chill the fark out it's Fox News viewers source: foxnews.com   |   share: 101   Tue February 06, 2018       A key part of the Earth's ozone layer is failing to heal - and scientists don't know why source: sfgate.com   |   share: 43         IOC member subjected to angry Dick Pound source: olympics.cbc.ca   |   share: 15         The President was obviously joking, only traitors would think he meant they were traitors, nothing matters anymore according to White House spokesman source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 170   Sun February 04, 2018       More and more Americans are saving energy by staying at home source: theconversation.com   |   share: 12         Your brain works differently in the outdoors than the indoors. Who'da thunk it? source: time.com   |   share: 19   Sat February 03, 2018 (Some Guy)       Usually you don't trade a top rated pass rusher in division for a net of basically nothing. But this is the CFL source: 3downnation.com   |   share: 3   Fri February 02, 2018       So ... your free shipping helps make Amazon a crappy place to work source: theatlantic.com   |   share: 30         Bad News for people who love music: The Spice Girls will reunite for £10m each. Good News for people who love music: Posh Spice promises not to sing source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 50   Thu February 01, 2018       Here's an idea: How about we rip the crotch out of a pair of khakis and call it the latest fashion? BRILLIANT source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 39         The good news is, Goodwill has a bargain grenade launcher for sale. UPDATE: It's a toy source: heraldtribune.com   |   share: 36   Wed January 31, 2018       Skynet teaches a drone to fly itself through a city at head height source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: 11         Good news, everybody. They're making Jesus Chainsaw Massacre 2 since they nailed it the first go-around source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 29   Tue January 30, 2018       Good news: Zion Curtain to keep Utah kids from seeing mixing, pouring of alcoholic drinks reformed. Fark: Now must be Zion Walls source: sltrib.com   |   share: 66         Some good news for emo kids in 1995 source: nme.com   |   share: 58         Did you leave Hearthstone because of Razakus Priest, or aggro decks smacking your face with endless pirates, Corridor Creepers and Bonemares? Good news -- they are finally getting nerfed source: venturebeat.com   |   share: 33   Mon January 29, 2018       Good news, everyone: Research shows alcoholics who smoke weed every day are healthier source: nypost.com   |   share: 23   Sun January 28, 2018 (Some Happy Guy)       The Mighty says they have the definitive list of "songs to cheer you up". And it's not bad. But surely the Sunday Morning Music Club can do better, right? source: themighty.com   |   share: 226   Sat January 27, 2018       Good news everyone source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 21   (Some Guy)       "The Old Man also fought a never-ending battle with the malfunctioning Minnesota Vikings. His frustrations caused him to swear quite often, including profanity-laden rants of past years that if re-uttered, would still be bouncing off various peaks" source: bigbendnow.com   |   share: 1   Fri January 26, 2018       Worst halftime football stunt in history featured a cameo from a shirtless Rodney Dangerfield source: gq.com   |   share: 14         Good news, everybody. That decomposed human foot discovered in a Virginia backyard is not actually a human foot, but a bear paw. So if you're a bear missing your paw, the authorities would like to talk to you source: wtop.com   |   share: 23         Rents see record cuts across NYC, go up by $5 in Manhattan, study finds source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: 12   (Panda's Thumb)       Florida bill will allow flat earthers to challenge the globehead dogma in texrtbooks. This is good news for Fark, not-so-good news for Florida students source: pandasthumb.org   |   share: 38   Thu January 25, 2018       I too am worried my daughters may grow up into career obsessed banshees who forego home life and children and the happiness of family to become nail-biting manophobic hell-bent feminist she devils who shriek from the tops of a thousand tall buildings source: samuel-warde.com   |   share: 117   Wed January 24, 2018       Flavor Flav gets his clock cleaned (possible NSFW stuff on page) source: tmz.com   |   share: 37         Lets see how things are going over on the GOP's Spanish outreach Twitter account, GOPEspanol. Wow, even the crickets have died source: twitter.com   |   share: 74         Good news Eagles fans: Charles Barkley has placed a six-figure bet on Philly and you know he's got a solid track record source: phillymag.com   |   share: 25         Guitar Hero expert achieves video game perfection... blindfolded source: wsrz.iheart.com   |   share: 12         Millennial couple ecstatic that pre-build houses in their subdivision are now $90,000 more than when they bought a few months ago. Wait, no, the exact opposite of that source: cbc.ca   |   share: 49         An examination of how Amazon choosing Washington D.C. as its headquarters location might affect regional public issues like housing, transportation, and schools. Lol. Because Amazon employees will be sending their kids to D.C. public schools source: wtop.com   |   share: 69

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