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Thu May 24, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Classic episodes of Doctor Who will soon begin streaming worldwide
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Hello, I'm Morgan Freeman. This is the final stop on your TransLink line. Remember what your mom used to say: Please keep your feet off the furniture. Have a great titty sprinkles day
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: We caught one patient who escaped out of Ebola quarantine and the other two died from it while on the run. So, no need to panic. Everything is under control
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you have a couple of hundreds of thousands of dollars and want some sweet top secret intelligence, good news, Jared Kushner got his security clearance restored today
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(PC Games N)
 
 
 
Video game developer who picked up Vampire The Masquerade IP: Our first game will suck, and Bloodlines 2 which people want will be years down the road. Way to build momentum, guy
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(Some Iridium Flarefan)
 
 
 
The good news is that the new Iridium satellites that SpaceX launched will work just fine. The bad news is they won't make pretty flares like the old ones used to
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Tue May 22, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Good news everybody. Infrastructure Week is back on
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Remember what it was like when Lucifer wasn't cancelled this Memorial Day. Bonus: Neil Gaiman as God
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(Some Gun Guy)
 
 
 
Soldiers at an Army base discover a 94-year-old M2 machine gun and bring it in for a full overhaul. Fark: It is still serviceable and did not need any repairs
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Well soldier, we've got some good news: The baby your wife said died in childbirth is actually alive. Bad news: She gave him to couple halfway across the country. Oh and More Bad news: he's not your son
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
There's a hot new food trend out there called "bowl food." Where you eat food ... out of a bowl
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Bad news: You're 15 and already $36,618,330.24 in debt because the fireworks you were playing with started a big fire. Good news: The judge offers to let you pay in installments
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
For those of you on a budget, five great watches under $1,000. Missing is the Timex Ironman at $39.99. Not missing is the gold-plated Casio G-shock
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 7 MLB Power rankings: How about them Braves?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
US stock futures jump on the news the China-US trade war has been rescheduled
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
UK viewers are shocked at The Handmaid's Tale. Apparently, they haven't read the book (Article contains spoilers for S2E1)
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mnuchin says the US-China trade war has been suspended. For now
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Professor of communication studies claims that binge TV watching could be sign of a well-adjusted healthy consumer of entertainment, not a smelly couch potato hopelessly hooked on soap operas, plot twists, and mystery boxes
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
He...he...misspelled his own wife's name
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Fri May 18, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
The good news for Baltimore Ravens fans: They're drastically dropping the prices of concessions at the stadium, where you'll now be able to get $5 beers and $3 hot dogs. The bad news for Baltimore Ravens fans: You're still Baltimore Ravens fans
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(SILive)
 
 
 
David Wright pinky swears he will be ready to play for the Mets next month. Now pitch hiding for the "sad" tag..... number 5, David Wright
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, we no longer have to worry about antibiotic resistant bacteria killing off the human race. Drug resistant fungal infections will beat them to it
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Although household median income in the city is $82,900, San Franciscans need to earn $333,000 a year to buy a median-priced home
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Mon May 14, 2018
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Good news, you can now get your daily required amount of microplastics simply by drinking beer
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Times Record News)
 
 
 
Larry Norman helped create contemporary Christian music, but he wouldn't recognize it today, as his fiery folk-rock style evolved into 'suburb-friendly genre in which "Christian" was attached to safe versions of old fads in mainstream music'
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ever owned any invertebrates as a pet? If so, what kind and would you recommend having one as a pet?
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Condi to Trump: for the love of God, leave this to the adults in the room
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New York and Tennessee towns both claim Long Island Iced Tea was created there. The good news is after drinking three of them, nobody can remember what the argument was about
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Secrets to long life: Guinness, gin, bourbon, coffee, porridge, chocolate, bacon, cigars, lots of naps, and staying away from men
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
The four horsemen of the softpocalpyse ride again. Windows 10, Internet Explorer, Office and VB Script all contribute to a new 0-day vulnerability
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Tue May 08, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This is how many eggs you can eat in a week. Cool Hand Luke chuckles to himself
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Good news everyone. Thanks to Trump's efforts to sabotage the Iran nuclear deal, gas prices are rising to the highest level in 4 years
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Baby born in Chipotle parking lot gets a burrito themed baby shower at the restaurant. No word it they named him Coli
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Eric Idle announces new movie based on a musical based on a movie based on legend
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
As Gibson files for bankruptcy, are people finally falling out of love with guitars?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So what is your favorite kind of meat?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hollywood flops are finding new life in Chinese cinemas. Finally some good news for Adam Sandler
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns begin looking at a new stadium or renovating the current one which opened in 1999. The good news? The pennant flagpoles are all still like new
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
No question about it, answers.com is done answering dot com
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Thu May 03, 2018
(1190 KEX Portland)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: consumption of afterbirth and placenta isn't just for hippies and sneaky dogs anymore
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Wed May 02, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Baker Mayfield hung up on Brett Favre's agent for not doing his homework before calling
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Barry recruits Gypsy from Deep 13 since only an invention exchange can defeat Clifford. (CW 8pm ET) Later, on Legion, it's an hour of WTF. (FX 10pm ET)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Uh, you probably should cash in that check from 2010"
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
If you hate puns, you would be wrong as some people put puns into an art form. Subby wanted to make a belt with watches but realized it would be a waist of time
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(Chess.com)
 
 
 
Nazi wins women's Armageddon chess championship... And no, it's not what you think
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Mon April 30, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump to meet with fatal engine failure Southwest crew. No word on which one he will name head of the FAA
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
First, the good news: Google Assistant is smarter than both Alexa and Siri. Now, the bad news: they all still suck
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Thu April 26, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Christian "non-politician" running for governor of Al-Abama: "The ark was built by amateurs. The Titanic was built by professionals." That's a perfectly cromulent analogy
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(Metro)
 
 
 
And here's Prince William sleeping at church because parenthood is tough
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Tech industry realizes you lusers don't like being called a user, believes you will feel happier if they call you a consumer, or perhaps even a customer. Well, I feel empowered
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
No hockey tonight, so here's a little something for all the fans of teams who didn't make the playoffs - Down Goes Brown's draft lottery power rankings
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Remember how the world was supposed to end yesterday? Well, the guy who predicted it now says we were wrong all along but the NEXT time it's REALLY going to happen
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dear Moneyist: Before I married my wife 2 years ago, she had huge amounts of student loan debt. We paid everything off, helped by my salary being three times of hers. She just asked for a divorce, saying she was taking the house, my retirement
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Mon April 23, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Despite being no-hit the Red Sox hold the top spot, closely followed up by the Astros. Somehow the Phillies keep winning, while the Reds are looking for their 4th win almost a month into the season. It's your week three MLB Power Rankings
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Sun April 22, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Have you heard the good news? The Jehovah's Witnesses knocking at your door may have measles
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Sat April 21, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump says DNC lawsuit could be "good news". Also mentions that "war is peace", "freedom is slavery", and "ignorance is strength" before casually mentioning we've always been at war with EastAsia
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Of course, kale vodka is now a thing
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Handmaid's Tale 2: Cheerleader edition
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Starbucks: We need some good news, anyone have any ide....OH GOD
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Looks like Prince Tampon will finally have his day in the sun
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Thu April 19, 2018
(The Register)
 
 
 
The Internet Assigned Numbers Authority says that they've exhausted their pool of free IP addresses. For real this time
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Wed April 18, 2018
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Which version of the Cherries are going to show up? Will JoMo & Co. be upset by the weekend's loss to actually take it out on Bournemouth? Midweek action continues at 2:45 pm EDT. This is your Wednesday EPL Discussion thread
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A college education delays the risk of dementia, Alzheimers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have a British coworker who intentionally mispronounces everyone's name in the office, and when confronted he blames his accent. My husband is British and doesn't have trouble. We have no HR. How can we stop these microaggressions?"
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Tue April 17, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
While the GOP candidate being ahead by 10 points in the special election to replace Rep Trent Franks in a district Franks carried by 37 wasn't ideal, it at least made the GOP confident they could avoid another embarrassment. Then came today's polls
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB power rankings for week 3 see the Mets crack the top five. Also, the Angels and Indians both moved up four slots apiece within the top 10. The Red Sox move to number one while the Astros drop to number two
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Based on consumer data. Tesla batteries retain 90% of their original capacity after being driven 186,000 miles
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
25,000 people march for science in Seattle. Anti-science march to be held as soon as organizers figure out how to communicate without the internet or telephones
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Sun April 15, 2018
(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Tearing up a 50% Fresh rating, Rampage gets top score on Rotten Tomatoes for video game adaptations
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The good news: The FDA approved contact lenses that shade the sun. The bad: they're not mirrored
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Thu April 12, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
The bad news for Ireland: Outgoing House Speaker Paul Ryan wants to be the US Ambassador to your country. Good news is you have plenty of time to drink more before he wants the job
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump, day one: "We're quitting the Trans-Pacific Partnership." Trump, day 448: "Can we pretty please rejoin your club, PLEEEEEEEEAAAAASE?" The greatest negotiator, everyone. Simply the best. Bigly
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The number one thing killing Floridians is smoking, rather than Florida Man as one might expect
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Wed April 11, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you are an F1 fan, then this is one of those rare times when it's acceptable to write 'good news' and 'ESPN' in the same headline
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, cheese, pizza and lasagna protect you from brittle bones as you age. Fark: Only if you're a man though
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The good news: Isaac Asimov's classic Foundation novels are being adapted for television. The kill it with fire news: By the "Batman v. Superman" writer
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(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
What is the silliest reason for which you've ever ended a relationship?
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Have you ever flown in basic economy class and felt that it came with too many perks you could do without to save a few bucks? Good news, airlines are introducing cargo class
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Seth Meyers wasn't able to take a closer look at the FBI's raid on Trump's lawyer last night because his wife gave birth in a lobby
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Mon April 09, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Yeah, about that spy satellite which "fell to Earth" after a faulty SpaceX launch
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, It turns out that farmers being hurt by the trade "spat" will totally understand and be ok with it, they are all great patriots
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The good news is that after the '80s, there was a lot less white supremacy in textbooks. The bad news is that it was there into the 1980s
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(WRAL Sportsfan)
 
 
 
Hi, this is the Ministry of Justice and we've got good news for you, your son wasn't killed in a bus accident. Now please excuse us, we have another phone call to make
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Our bodies don't really handle celibacy well, though considering where you're reading this there may not be much hope for you
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Whale found dead on a beach had eaten 64 pounds of plastic. The only good news is that it lived longer than if it had eaten all the fast food being served inside it
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My parents plan big vacations for the family; they pay for everything. I'm 30 and a recent grad student, and my brother is younger. But they expect me to share a bed with my brother; how can I get them to pay for separate rooms?"
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Scientific American asks if we can survive on water worlds, apparently unaware that Kevin Costner has already answered this for us
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: Drink up, humans make more brain cells throughout their lives
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Elderly New York City couple keeps getting parking tickets even though they don't own a car
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP Congressman compares voting against Trump to cheating on your wife
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Wed April 04, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Legion season two has an all-new narrator, and the show's creator explains the crazy story behind the casting
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Good news everyone - Bed, Bath & Beyond is accepting your Toys R Us gift cards, but you'd better hurry
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Slate Columnist: All day long my daughter complains. Just whine, whine, whine, all the damn day. What did I do to deserve this? Why do I have to deal with this? Can you help me understand where she learned to complain so much? I mean, gosh
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Boy, Roseanne sure amped up the racism with its latest episode
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Tue April 03, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Got $4000? Don't mind living inside a cinder block? Well this company has good news for you
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Mon April 02, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: Netflix is recruiting couch potatoes
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hockey fans' heart attack risk rises after home team wins. Finally some good news for fans of the Columbus Blue Jackets
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Sun April 01, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Space stuff plummeting to Earth ETA moved to Monday. The Sun is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat March 31, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: Most doctors in Kentucky are no longer allowed to diagnose coal workers with black lung unless they (the doctors) work for the coal industry
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Fri March 30, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Are you one of the lucky 317,000 who live in the UK and have a registered .EU domain? Well, good news - at some undisclosed point in the near future, you're gonna be barred from owning that bad boy
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Irish Catholic churches to have lines for the confession booth going out the doors after pubs around the country open their doors for pints on Good Friday for the first time in 91 years
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kentucky lawmakers approve state pension changes by sneaking them into sewage bill, sends it to Governor's desk for passage shiat
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The bad news is that cell phones again (may) cause brain cancer. The good news is we aren't holding them close to our brain as much and should probably be more worried about the CAR
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
If you like your sake fermented with female Japanese virgin spit, or your rice wine containing baby mice, have I got some good news for you
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Like his mate Keith, Ronnie Wood also cannot be killed by conventional weapons
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Being a good writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet." --Anonymous. And yet here I am, submitting this headline. This is your Fark writer's thread, internet distraction edition
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. The Potomac River cleanup efforts have been so successful that it's now safe to swim in it again. So, go ahead. No, seriously, you can go first. Yeah, I'll be right behind you. Go on, it's cool
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Good news, gumshoes, Netflix has found its Carmen Sandiego. Is now praying it doesn't get the Africa map in the final round
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Mon March 26, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
Rams now stomping the competition to land Ndamukong Suh
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Australian volunteers save 5 of over 150 stranded whales. Because it's Down Under, a shark warning has been issued, and officials are now worrying about the impending invasion of spiders, snakes, crocodiles, toxic flora, and bloodthirsty koalas
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Fri March 23, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Hipster popester Pope Francis gives his holy thumbs up to tattoos, insists they can help build communities. Kneeling altar boy tats on thighs still frowned upon
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Media companies are scrambling to get bigger and create their own online-video services, which don't make much money or even meet consumers' needs. I'm looking at you CBS All Access
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(Vox)
 
 
 
If you think it's ridiculous we spend as much on defense as the rest of the budget combined, here's some good news
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Whether sustained or sporadic, exercise offers same reductions in death risk, says Duke. Which is eventually zero. Which also sucks presently AND eventually
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Wed March 21, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Go fly fat somewhere else
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Tue March 20, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
What if Trump is right that no collusion with Russia occurred? Subby suggests gift basket, flowers, "I'm Sorry" teddy bear
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good news: You can now have a police officer fired for catching you in a hidden speed trap. Bad news: You'll have to move to Uzbekistan
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Sat March 17, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
World's first topless-optional cruise to set sail. Customers line up two-abreast
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Good news America, our national debt has hit $21 trillion with no signs of stopping because our government is spend happy
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Good news for goths
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Thu March 15, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump is rekindling America's enthusiasm for democracy
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: the price of dog cloning is now down to a paltry $50,000
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
White House: 'losing Pennsylvania was GREAT news for Trump' GOP: [backs away slowly]
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Wed March 14, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ikea is killing the most annoying thing about shopping there, which is good news for all you lazybones
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Penn might be the team most likely to pull off what has never happened in the history of the NCAA tournament: a #16 seed beating a #1 seed
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Tue March 13, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
83-year-old makes his gay porn debut: "It ain't over until I say it is"
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Mon March 12, 2018
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Are you one of those people who are born with tiny holes above their ears? The good news is you're not an alien or from a fish species ..now here's why you're weird like that
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Sun March 11, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Will WWE go crazy and give Cena a historic win at a throwaway PPV and ruin its best WM match? Will Carmella finally cash it in on Rusev Day? Will New Day-Usos break the mold? Fastlane PPV, 8pm EDT, WWE Network
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(Geek.com)
 
 
 
MIT researchers claim nuclear fusion will be viable in 15 years. (Just as it has been for the last two decades due to a lack of science funding - submitter)
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Fri March 09, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bad news: Millennials are ruining the toothbrush industry. Good news: will have lots of career opportunities in the dentistry field
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Tue March 06, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Washington State businessman Kyle Templeton has a custom sock business. Only problem is he doesn't really sell socks, but he's definitely willing to take your money
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Mon March 05, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
Hey, good news liberals: You already won the election for 2018. Go celebrate. By the way, no need to put any extra effort voting. It's in the bag. Put your feet up
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(Some PharmaChemtrail)
 
 
 
Natural News down the Tubes
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Sat March 03, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Good news guys; you no longer need to have a finger stuck up your butt every couple of years... unless you're into that sort of thing
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Marky Mark's "Six Billion Dollar Man" movie to finally come out next year. Bettah, strongah, fastah, contractually obligated to say "Hi" to Oscah Goldman's mothah
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Fri March 02, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Former Fox News journalist confirms Roger Ailes regularly interfered with her reporting to favor conservatives
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Thu March 01, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
H.R. Pufnstuf about to go up in smoke
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Good news and bad news; First, the good- the new 5G phones are coming Now, the bad- not until next year, and they're gonna be a mite spendy
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama just got cut from the only top 10 list it could qualify for. The good news? It was the list of most sexually diseased states
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Wed February 28, 2018
(The Indy Channel)
 
NewsFlash
 
You can now buy beer in Indiana on Sundays
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Tue February 27, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
South African government votes to forcibly take farmland from white owners. Might be a repeat from Zimbabwe, 2000. In good news for numismatists, billion and trillion Rand notes will be available soon
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Proxima Centauri's habitable planet probably isn't anymore after a massive solar flare, but at least we still have Alpha Centauri
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness, and cleanliness is godliness, and God is empty, just like thousands of seats for the upcoming Smashing Pumpkins reunion tour"
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Mon February 26, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, residents of Arlington, VA. There's a budget shortfall this year, but your supervisors aren't raising your property taxes to cover it. They're just increasing the assessed value of your house
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Chrissy Teigen tweets about bringing 'emotional support casserole' on flight, great potential band name
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Fri February 23, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former 49ers player says he suffered 2,500 concussions during football career. The good news is that he's now eligible to become the league's commissioner
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Tue February 20, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Uber loses 4.5 billion dollars plans to expand
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Mon February 19, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Religious faith is no longer a virtue in America, now more of a sign that you're cray cray
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Dog found tied to tree with goodbye note attached to collar gets adopted
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
White House spokesman: The Russians tried to create chaos in the American election system, but the Democrats and the mainstream media created more chaos than the Russians by talking about the chaos created by the Russians. That's the REAL outrage
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Sun February 18, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good news: You can now buy Toblerone in ice cream form
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Good news Colorado Girl Scouts, now you can sell your cookies to real easy targets without your mom's help in front of marijuana dispensaries
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Sat February 17, 2018
(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
"Bloody, drunk and chronically naked" yep, sounds like someone was the highlight of the overnight ER shift
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
For all of you who said, "I'll believe 'augmented reality' is worthwhile once they combine it with Hot Wheels" have we got some good news for you
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(RedState)
 
 
 
Almost four million Americans getting paid more this year due to GOP tax bill. We're going to need a lot more MAGA hats
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Fri February 16, 2018
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Woman who had heart transplant as a girl needs a second one as an adult. Brings same stuffed tiger to both operations for good luck
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hyperloop firm signs interstate deal to study Chicago-Cleveland route for high-speed pods that could ferry passengers over 300 miles in less than 30 minutes - good news for everyone wanting to get out of Cleveland as quickly as possible
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The good news: Slice soda is returning to grocery shelves. The bad news: It will have less sugar, fewer calories and real fruit juice
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The return of ethnic separatism, the rise of authoritarian populism, the retreat of liberal democracy, the elevation of a warrior ethos that reduces politics to friend/enemy, zero-sum conflicts. America sure looks like the Balkans
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You're not alone if you believe these myths about loneliness. And yet you are alone. So very alone
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
She wants a night home caring for her toddler and bonding. He wants a raucous night on the town. Welcome to the disparate experiences of parenting
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Tue February 13, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The good news is the Giants new Offensive Coordinator is used to dealing with a prima donna, whiny quarterback
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New antibiotic family discovered in dirt (with helpful pic of swarm of gummy worms)
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The key to happiness and good health is consensual sex
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Fri February 09, 2018
(Syfy)
 
 
 
Stephen King announces his second book of 2018. You'll finish that first chapter of your novel any week now
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(IB Times (Australia))
 
 
 
The best show on TV that you're not watching is coming back for season 2 later this year
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Fake homeowners association files real liens on neighborhood homes after fake bills go unpaid. Bonus, 'HOA' is a company being run out of a federal prison cell
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Variety)
 
 
 
Good news: Joaquin Phoenix in talks to be the next Joker. Bad news: Joaquin Phoenix in talks to be the next Joker
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Did...did Trump just threaten the stock market?
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News poll finds support for marijuana legalization at record high which is good news for everyone because if there's anyone who needs to chill the fark out it's Fox News viewers
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Tue February 06, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
A key part of the Earth's ozone layer is failing to heal - and scientists don't know why
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(CBC)
 
 
 
IOC member subjected to angry Dick Pound
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The President was obviously joking, only traitors would think he meant they were traitors, nothing matters anymore according to White House spokesman
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Sun February 04, 2018
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
More and more Americans are saving energy by staying at home
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(Time)
 
 
 
Your brain works differently in the outdoors than the indoors. Who'da thunk it?
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Sat February 03, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Usually you don't trade a top rated pass rusher in division for a net of basically nothing. But this is the CFL
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Fri February 02, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
So ... your free shipping helps make Amazon a crappy place to work
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad News for people who love music: The Spice Girls will reunite for £10m each. Good News for people who love music: Posh Spice promises not to sing
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Thu February 01, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here's an idea: How about we rip the crotch out of a pair of khakis and call it the latest fashion? BRILLIANT
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
The good news is, Goodwill has a bargain grenade launcher for sale. UPDATE: It's a toy
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Wed January 31, 2018
(The Register)
 
 
 
Skynet teaches a drone to fly itself through a city at head height
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. They're making Jesus Chainsaw Massacre 2 since they nailed it the first go-around
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Good news: Zion Curtain to keep Utah kids from seeing mixing, pouring of alcoholic drinks reformed. Fark: Now must be Zion Walls
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Some good news for emo kids in 1995
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Did you leave Hearthstone because of Razakus Priest, or aggro decks smacking your face with endless pirates, Corridor Creepers and Bonemares? Good news -- they are finally getting nerfed
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Mon January 29, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: Research shows alcoholics who smoke weed every day are healthier
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Sun January 28, 2018
(Some Happy Guy)
 
 
 
The Mighty says they have the definitive list of "songs to cheer you up". And it's not bad. But surely the Sunday Morning Music Club can do better, right?
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Sat January 27, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news everyone
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The Old Man also fought a never-ending battle with the malfunctioning Minnesota Vikings. His frustrations caused him to swear quite often, including profanity-laden rants of past years that if re-uttered, would still be bouncing off various peaks"
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Fri January 26, 2018
(GQ)
 
 
 
Worst halftime football stunt in history featured a cameo from a shirtless Rodney Dangerfield
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. That decomposed human foot discovered in a Virginia backyard is not actually a human foot, but a bear paw. So if you're a bear missing your paw, the authorities would like to talk to you
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Rents see record cuts across NYC, go up by $5 in Manhattan, study finds
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(Panda's Thumb)
 
 
 
Florida bill will allow flat earthers to challenge the globehead dogma in texrtbooks. This is good news for Fark, not-so-good news for Florida students
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Liberals Unite)
 
 
 
I too am worried my daughters may grow up into career obsessed banshees who forego home life and children and the happiness of family to become nail-biting manophobic hell-bent feminist she devils who shriek from the tops of a thousand tall buildings
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Wed January 24, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Flavor Flav gets his clock cleaned (possible NSFW stuff on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Lets see how things are going over on the GOP's Spanish outreach Twitter account, GOPEspanol. Wow, even the crickets have died
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(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
Good news Eagles fans: Charles Barkley has placed a six-figure bet on Philly and you know he's got a solid track record
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Guitar Hero expert achieves video game perfection... blindfolded
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Millennial couple ecstatic that pre-build houses in their subdivision are now $90,000 more than when they bought a few months ago. Wait, no, the exact opposite of that
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
An examination of how Amazon choosing Washington D.C. as its headquarters location might affect regional public issues like housing, transportation, and schools. Lol. Because Amazon employees will be sending their kids to D.C. public schools
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