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Fri August 14, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
"4 Gross Things Airlines Do to Save Money." Only 4?
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Since some of us want to stay in instead of going to an amusement park, let's post videos of some of our favorite rides, shall we?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The weekend box office is going to start clawing back with Spongebob and Russell Crowe
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: this magnificent scientist has devised a solution where we can defeat Climate Change by drinking more booze
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Greenwich Time)
 
 
 
Good news for pet placement shelters: The latest must-have home accessory are doggos
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(University of Arizona)
 
 
 
More good news - real estate will crash as there are not enough Gen Ys and Zs to buy Boomer homes
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Tue August 11, 2020
(The Smithsonian)
 
 
 
Sixty years ago today: The first artifical object that used to be in orbit is successfully recovered on Earth. This was good news for the C.I.A
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Winter is coming, and not the cool kind with dragons and boobies
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Doug? If you are looking for Emu Emu, Paterson police have good news for you
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Can I tell my son his beloved dead grandmother was really a biatch?"
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
"First, it was mystery seeds. Now, face masks from China are showing up - unsolicited - in Tampa Bay area mailboxes. And they are not gifts"
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Stat News)
 
 
 
America's small window of opportunity to beat back COVID-19 is closing fast. Hint: the flu season is right around the corner
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sister-in-law has always been dull and smug; when I got into a car accident, she stepped up the most, let me cry on her shoulder, drove me to my doctor appointments. She and my brother are having trouble; I think I love her. Can I pull it off?"
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(AutoWeek)
 
 
 
The Jeep Wrangler is truly a-do it-all, multitasking vehicle. It can knock out a small overlap crash test and rollover test in one go
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Good news for those who wish to throw stones in a glass house
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How do you convince people to voluntarily accept wearing masks? This being Fark, the solution involves Heineken
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: Study finds that the human body can handle the occasional 'pigging out' on pizza - as long as it's not that deep dish Chicago crap
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bites the hand that feeds him
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Private equity firms are aware there is a housing crisis, but there is money to be made
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
67 NFL players pull out of 2020 season during COVID-19 pandemic
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Thu August 06, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Bad news: Red Sox are in last place with a .333 winning percentage. Good News: They're only a game and a half out of a playoff spot
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
In addition to pimping super secret stock tips, Motley Fool apparently also has articles. Here is an insightful one on how Las Vegas screwed the pooch on Covid-19, with help from L.A
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody: Vaccine to be available around November 3. Wait, nevermind, headline says "Trump says" vaccine will be available. So, well, no change then
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good news for bald people who catch Covid-19, you won't have to worry about hair loss. For the rest of you though
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Tested positive? Here's why the fifth day is important (and that doesn't mean the creation of birds and sea animals)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Three days and counting
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Good news: Biden Is Polling Better Than Clinton At Her Peak Bad news: she did lead by more in certain key states. Good news: Biden's over 50% most places
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Aaaaaaand...here comes the pumpkin spice
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
Tennessee Aquarium hatches seven ugly-ass endangered baby turtles. I thought I saw a turtle
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Uh oh, the Penguins are massing. All hail our glorious Emperors. Pittsburgh is yours
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Headline:"Get a bird feeder, and don't overthink it." Article most likely written by squirrels
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Blood plasma for the coronavirus blood God, it might just be the COVID-19 treatment we need
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
As expected by everyone outside of Democratic Party insiders, red state voters prefer the pro-Trump Republican to the pro-Trump Democrat
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Good news! Extortion isn't off the table for President Trump
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Let us all point and laugh at the deluded GOPers who think Devil's bargains have an escape clause. Burn baby burn
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida State House Rep. Randy Fine (R-ona) admitted to hospital over COVID-19 diagnosis
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Sat August 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Good news, according to about 20 Republican senators, we've done enough for the people. Let them eat cake
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
GM clay sculptor earns major Dad points turning the cheapest old rust bucket in his local junkyard into a totally kick-ass racecar bed
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Fri July 31, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
67 government officials hold war-game exercises for scenarios if Trump loses election. Result: We're most likely screwed
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Good news: the logistics prowess of the DoD will be used to distribute covid vaccines. Bad news: the CDC will have no input
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Let's consider which aliens would be the most difficult to defeat, as there are still 5 months remaining in 2020
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Research reveals why it's hard to get the smell out of polyester." Greatness will always stand on its own
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(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Do you have a 2008 vehicle? Congratulations, you're average
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Normally wrong Jim Cramer finally gets one right and it's not going to be good for your favorite local restaurant
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good news: Pompeo states that Trump doesn't get to decide the election date. Bill Barr does
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Austin has identified its first "probable human case" of West Nile Virus in 2020 because why the hell not?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tiger populations are making comeback. It's GRRREAT
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Good news America, Japan says it's okay for their citizens to visit here. Offer only valid in Hawaii
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good news: if your $600 smart glasses have prescription lenses, those prescription lenses will still work when you wake up this Saturday. All the other smart features? Not so much
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
What you can do to help save the monarch(y)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Good news for all the rich turdblossoms paying to summit Mount Everest each year: Now you can enjoy full 5G cell service while riding comfortably on the back of your assigned Sherpa. Sure, the Chinese might be monitoring your call, but whatevs
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Scientists say all forests on Earth will be clear cut within 100-200 years. The good news is, civilization will collapse in only 20-40 years, so the trees should be safe
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
With EVs gaining traction, how's the electrical grid doing? Duck
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Facial recognition software is getting better at recognizing masks
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Tue July 28, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Good news Dodgers fans, you can now get their crappy stadium food delivered to your home
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois governor J.B. Pritzker visits rebellious anti-mask Covid hotspots in southern Illinois to chide them for being morons
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Need some good news? The largest vaccine study in the world is under way as 30,000 volunteers started getting shots yesterday
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Not everything in Australia is trying to kill you, now it's being used to save orange trees
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, the Coronavirus relief bill includes $1,200 for you, and $2 billion for F-35s, C-130Js and the A-10 wing replacements along with $1 billion for Navy P-8 planes
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Mon July 27, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
American kids label spanking survey a hit piece
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you plan on going out into the woods this summer, you might want to invest in some body armor
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Yelp reviews restaurant closures and yeah, it's pretty much what you think
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Of course, that doesn't include bread sticks
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
In which the big streaming services are weighed from most to less evil
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Sat July 25, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Growing a bumblebee garden. New zippiness: Growing a dragonfly garden
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Many Americans are idiots
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Things were going great, but then I knocked myself unconscious." People discuss their weird sex accidents, so share yours. Pregnancy doesn't count
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Thu July 23, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Spaace Hoorse If it were anime, the tag would be obvious
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"When a man becomes a writer, I think he takes on a sacred obligation to produce beauty and enlightenment and comfort at top speed." -Kurt Vonnegut. Huh, I can do bad puns slowly, does that count? This is your Fark Writer's Thread, speedy edition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good news If you are very lucky, you may be able to get a job cleaning up after the idiots who travel during a pandemic at age 84
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(UC San Francisco)
 
 
 
Future historians: "We thought it was 'just' a respiratory virus. How wrong we were"
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Syfy)
 
 
 
Hell might be even more hellish than we thought. This is good news for Donald Trump
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
SpaceX releases two short videos of its catching of both fairings from Monday's Falcon 9 launch. This is good news for ULA and Roscosmos
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Defense One)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security, founded to fight Cobra Commander, is pepper-spraying Polly Pocket. This might look bad, say officials
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
346 COVID-free NBA players on the wall, 346 players
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donnie thug/fixer Michael Cohen sues Donnie thug/fixer William Barr, alleging retaliation and is seeking release from prison. Who do you pull for here?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Republicans conspire in Oval Lair to dodge pandemic blame, starve citizens into being covid fodder, and shield corporations from wrongful death lawsuits
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Opinion: COVID vaccine = bad stonk day
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Welp, America's Wang, hope all those 4th of July beach parties were worth it
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Minnesota's State Fair is canceled, but butter sculpting will not - can not - be stopped
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Good news, peaceful protesters: Trump's federal invasion force is probably coming to a city near you
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
BadPower attack can turn your device into a Samsung phone
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo is up to something shady
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What happens when our old 'friend' the flu meets the new guy on the world block COVID-19?
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, only ninety miles away from 'Murica
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The bums chasing his majors record don't have a damn thing on the Golden Bear, just like COVID-19
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hope leaves Earth. Live trumps Obvious. This is good news for Mars which receive that Hope next year. Liftoff will take place in Japan and is scheduled for 5:58 PM ET Sunday. Link has English language commentary
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Mercedes locks out the front row with Hamilton on the pole with Racing Point locking out row two with Stroll launching 3rd. Weather is forecast to be warm with a chance of showers. This is your Formula 1 Hungarian Grand Prix at 9am ET on ESPN
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
America is set to have a nightmarish next few months. "This virus doesn't care about excuses". We're back in March at this point, but instead of NY, NJ, Ct, it's more like 40 states, with no end in sight and everybody theoretically at risk
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Nino, you worry a bit too much
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(Caltech)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: Robot drones can now swarm without colliding
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Perthshire policeman pilfered
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Fri July 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, mink coats are about to become way more affordable
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
It looks like The Donald may have finally lost The Zuck, who is now firmly Team Fauci
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Thu July 16, 2020
(InStyle)
 
 
 
Fauci lands InStyle's September cover. "With All Due Modesty, I Think I'm Pretty Effective"
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Coronaviruses trigger long-term T-cell immune responses that react to other coronaviruses
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Wisconsin's "Herd Immunity Festival" begs for victims to help set up
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Wed July 15, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mets fans: No sweat losing our #2 starter, we've still got deGrom...um, right?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
First COVID-19 vaccine tested in US poised for final testing. Available soon for $8200 per dose
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Tue July 14, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Here's a headline you probably didn't see coming: "How Koalas With An S.T.D. Could Help Humanity"
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(Defense One)
 
 
 
And they say a BA in poly sci is worthless: This 33-year old leveraged his into acting undersecretary of research and technology for the Defense Department. The. Best. People
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Good news Amazon warehouse workers: you can now take an extra 20 seconds to wash your hands without fear of reprisal
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Can Trump pardon himself?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend and I watched Middlemarch, and now he has a sexual fantasy he wants to roleplay I'm uncomfortable with. What do?"
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why are we not talking about the ticks this year? Four ticks on me just from walking the dog around the block in NJ
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's imminent doom displayed in metrics he will actually understand
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House talking points on Dr. Fauci include...WTF Ben Garrison cartoon?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Ayanna Pressley to Betsy DeVos: "I wouldn't trust you to care for a house plant let alone my child"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Scumbag says he'll campaign for liar - or is it the other way 'round?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen's lawyer: Since the Supreme Court ruled 9-0 that a president can be criminally prosecuted for state crimes WHILE he is in office, well, let's just say my client has enough on Trump you can measure him for an orange jumpsuit NOW
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Sun July 12, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
As mask mandates go into effect in many communities across the country, the front line enforcers are mostly low-wage retail workers. And what kind of people would abuse such hard-working folk?
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Irish couple utilize the coronavirus lockdown the best way possible, spend their entire time building an authentic Irish pub in their garden to drink their Guinness in
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Fri July 10, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
More good news about the PPP, at least 10 groups with a history of making anti-Black, anti-LGBTQ or anti-immigrant statements received loans
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"While the dog can't read street addresses, he can recall the names of customers who have given him treats"
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Good news: Florida doesn't set a new daily record for new coronavirus cases. Bad news: The number of confirmed cases today only 17 below the previous record
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Coronavirus cases go up, death rates go down; can't explain that
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
PC shipments grew 3-11% in Q2 on news that, holy shiat this laptop sucks, I need to get a new one
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(Politico)
 
 
 
200k dead by election day
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
What can be described as "incredibly stable and unusually large"? A. Trumps hands? B. Trumps mushroom? C. Trumps deficit in the polls?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter is 7; she loves to read, but every time she tries a new book, she loses interest and goes back to her favorites: Harry Potter, Ramona Quimby, and the Bone graphic novel. Should I be concerned she's reading such awesome stuff?"
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Wed July 08, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
You only need two ingredients to make homemade Magic Shell. Three more if you include the bowl, spoon, and ice cream, but Farkers are a prepared bunch
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
17 weird things Americans do
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Last week the US shattered previous records by report a new record 50,000 new coronavirus cases in one day. The good news is that this hasn't happened again. The bad news is that's because we had 60,000 new cases yesterday instead
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Well, we're boned
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good News: Tron 3 is in the works. And Disney wants Daft Punk to do its Soundtrack. Bad News: Jared Leto is in the running to star in it. And Disney wants Tron:Legacy Director to return. So.....Push?
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Thums Up for the cola that pushed out Coke and Pepsi (with a little help from their friends)
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Charlize Theron on the recasting of Furiosa for the Fury Road prequel: "Mediocre"
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Mon July 06, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A) Everything
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(Page Six)
 
Weeners
 
Sure, it's good news, but you're still gonna want some mind bleach
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Having trouble being alone in these quarantined coronavirus times? Here are some tips on how to get better at it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The good news: Florida did not have back to back days of 10k new coronavirus cases. The bad news: 9,999
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Sun July 05, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
This might be a tough one on you drunks, but to reopen the economy, we need to close the bars
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Floor is Lava creators answer your burning questions
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Fri July 03, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
America Surrenders
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Local TV station helpfully tells Americans how to catch COVID-19
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(CNN)
 
 
 
With the President's big "4th of July" spectacular at Mt. Rushmore, did you wonder why we don't do fireworks there EVERY year? Well, basically, the mountain is a giant pile of kindling this time of year, oh and there's a drought as well
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Suddenly a shooting star crosses sky over Tokyo and explodes, inviting us to make a wish that all will be right again. Just kidding, scientists say it's simply a damn bolide, so continue with your despair
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pressure is building on Corporate America to quit whitewashing and reveal its racial diversity data. Oh yeah - this will end well
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Cancer tools that help Tasmanian devils could help humans, assuming we can get them intact out of those little tornadoes
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Good News: Unemployment falls to 11.1%. Bad news: Unemployment is still at 11.1%
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Let's talk about Sen. Kelly Loeffler and not talk about her stocks. Let's ask her if All Gun Owners Matter
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(Oklahoma State Election Board)
 
 
 
With 100% of precincts reporting, Oklahomans pass a constitutional amendment requiring the state expand Medicaid. Subby never dreamed this would be possible. This is good news for Obama, bad news for Trump. Scroll down to state question 802
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Tue June 30, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Seeing as we could do with a bit of good news, the story of one family's dad recovering from Coronavirus
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Biden invites Fauci to extend his service when he beats Donnie on election day. Countdown to Donnie firing Fauci 10,9,8,7
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Did you enjoy that Saharan dust storm this past weekend? Good news: It's happening again
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Mon June 29, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The first round of the coronavirus pandemic might not be all his fault, but this new round is Trump's plague now and needs to be served to him on a a sh*t sandwich bun
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More good news from the World Health Organization, they're now saying "the worst is yet to come" in the fight against the coronavirus, and that "the pandemic is actually speeding up"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver takes on the Affordable Housing Crisis, including evicting people by Zoom in their time of desperation; "you're throwing people out of their homes via Zoom, a platform you're using because it's not safe for people to leave their homes"
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The giant iceberg beneath the pointy tip of partisan gerrymandering
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Are you Doomscrolling? You might be doing it right now
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Only one Premiere League game today with a Battle of the Midtable Sides, #10 Crystal Palace v. #11 Burnley. Be there or be . . . something. Kickoff @ 3:00pm ET
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
My name is stock market TINA and I'm going to kill you
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My dad had been poisoning my mother's food for years; she found out by accident. Naturally, they're getting a divorce, but my mom is insisting my siblings and I attend group therapy with her. I find it useless; how can I tell her I am over it?"
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Sun June 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news coming from Trump's HHS secretary Alex Azar: We're all going to die from the coronavirus and you'll be lucky if you live though it as a zombie: 'Window closing for us to take action'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
OMG greenlight this now, it's too good to check no time to check anyway just greenlight it already greenlight it NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
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Fri June 26, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news for Covid-19 vaccine makers: The virus doesn't change quickly
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Overview of polls to the left (good news for Democrats in the Senate), obligatory response to ignore all polls to the right
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
MAGAs following Ted Cruz and Devin Nunes from Twitter over to Parler ought to know that most of the available N-word user names have already been snapped up
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Toddler can't wait to get back to the pub, enjoying ice cream and chocolate cake and socializing with the regulars while "mummy has her wine." No, he isn't Irish or a Wisconsinite
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(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
Can you become immune to COVID-19 by finding a hair in a Bible? Are criminals in Germany distributing free face masks laced with narcotics to exploit and rob citizens? See the Infodemic Monitor
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Good news: ending the 2nd deadliest Ebola outbreak ever. Congo news: you still have the world's largest measles epidemic, the virus is lurking, AND there's new Ebola outbreak in the north
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(AP News)
 
 
 
US GDP drops at a 5.0% rate in Q1 and that's the good news
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Houston is about to run out of ICU beds. Boy, sure glad those businesses opening too soon made a few bucks before killing everybody
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good News: First-time claims for unemployment benefits have fallen in every report for the past 12 weeks. Bad News: Another 1.5 million Americans filed initial jobless claims last week
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
How the pandemic is messing with our sleep cycle. Can't sleep, Covid will eat me
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good news, your Mom just got a part in the new Lord of the Rings TV show
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Tue June 23, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Rope found in NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace's stall was a garage door pull. So... no noose is good news
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Biden is wondering why the War Walrus suddenly likes him. I'd be a little more concerned than curious, Uncle Joe
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Cheese bowls to hold your snacks? Sounds superb
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My mom is an independent contractor and lost most of her business during the pandemic; I worry her mental health is deteriorating and she needs help. How can I get her to accept this?"
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My family is white; we live in a white neighborhood. My twin sons went to a diverse charter school and had a diverse group of friends; this carried them through high school and they didn't get why others sat in race clusters. Have I failed them?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump is losing his grip on white America
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Good news Tulsa Trumpsters, the tiki torch light march for Saturday night is on
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nothing, just a knockoff lego set of the Border Wall, complete with racist depictions of Mexicans. Ages 5+
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Will Norwich make a move to get out of the drop zone? Will the Saints further ascend up the standings? Can JoMo get a win at home for Spurs against his old club? See how the buses park, starting at 1:00 PM ET. This is your Friday EPL Discussion Thread
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Running on 'hopium.' Yes, money's a drug and we all know what happens to addicts if they don't sober up in time
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Hall of Famer Rod Carew says MLB should call off the 2020 season and you read the beginning of this in Adam Sandler's voice
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
Good news everyone Now you, too, can purchase a Black Mirror prequel prop
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Well, on the bright side...At least he is wearing a mask
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Endangered ugly ass pygmy hippo born at San Diego Zoo
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Only 2 states are on track to contain Covid and you can thank Mario Cuomo and That Woman From Michigan
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(Tennis.com)
 
 
 
US Open officially announces it will definitely take place in September, pinky swear. Coronavirus hits an ace
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Tue June 16, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Steroids found to improve survival rates, homerun totals, in sickest COVID patients
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Trump says that if he allows the election to proceed in November, and if GOP suppression efforts fail to limit minority votes, and if his efforts to rig other votes in his favor fail, he'll leave office peacefully
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody, we're half way there
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, scientists predicted 2020 will be the year of peak social unrest. It's all downhill from here
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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Fear not, for Tennessee is fighting back against the scourge of its own employees and all that fancy "book-learnin" and "higher edjumacation"
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Finally some good news - hot pants are back
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
50 felines that went from mega-cat-loaf to super lean floofies
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK rocked by beer brewing shutdown causing Marmite supplies to dry up
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My girlfriend is pregnant and moved back with her parents. I work an essential job with incredibly long hours. I barely sleep. I've asked people not to text or call me; she ignores this. I told her she was lazy while I worked. How can I stop her?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good news everybody. The Coronavirus isn't going to forget about us
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Wed June 10, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Good news, unemployed Floridians: you now have a full-time job of trying to get unemployment benefits from the government
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(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
Dark red in only one state with more than 9 electoral votes, and Barack Obama won that one in 2008. Texas, Iowa tied
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Every white American should read this even though Fark redlit it 10 hours ago
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
8) It's just a yummy loaf of milk
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
While it's true that rats and rodents have become more aggressive in their search for food since restaurants have closed due to the pandemic, trying to eat a car engine still seems a tad....desperate
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. What's going on in America right now almost exactly parallels what happened during the Arab Spring. And you know how well that all turned out
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Mon June 08, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that Nara deer poop has become firmer and rounder in this time of coronavirus, thanks to lack of tourists feeding them heavily processed rice crackers, which, when overconsumed, lead to deer diarrhea
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
States that moved to rapidly expand mail-in balloting due to coronavirus are seeing some of their highest levels of voter turnout in years
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Grab em by the canyon
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Good news for Chris Cuomo groupies I guess
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Either way, no one will listen to him
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Should we start worrying about a Covid-19 spike?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Black workers are being left behind as the economy reopens
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ever seen anything sillier than a Kiwi doing a happy dance? Zero active Covid-19 cases in New Zealand as of today
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
Good news: Lawrence Welk Village in San Diego County to pay $5.5M to settle timeshare scams. Bad news: Lawrence Welk Village in San Diego County to continue selling timeshare scams
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news if people ever take mass transit or fly again
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stonks up 800 points on news fake news manufactured by the Department of Labor, proving the only thing important in life in stonks
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Good News: San Franciscans are doing an excellent job of following shelter in place orders. Bad News: Coyotes are taking over the city
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone, the economy could be a lot worse
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
20%
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
There's never been a better time to get your ass to Mars. Bring three hands
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(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
Apparently our election plans now are to close almost all the polling places so people wait hours in line during a pandemic
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Overclocking your CPU's pretty easy with the UFIA (Unified Firmware Interface Addition) BIOS
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(Wired)
 
 
 
How to be anti-social (this is a good thing)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, the recession is over. Now if you could all stop foraging through the dumpster behind my mansion that'd be swell
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Steph Curry and Klay Thompson walk the walk
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Curbed)
 
 
 
San Francisco apartment rents plummeting like there's no tomorrow, um, I mean like wildfire, um, I mean like crazy. Let's go with crazy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good news, one supposes: ADP projects US lost *only* 2.76 million jobs in May
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(Oscar Goldman Sachs)
 
 
 
"After all, central Paris office space isn't cheap." Must be nice to be rich
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good news doomsdayers, the 6th mass extinction in Earth's history is now accelerating
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My fiancé wants his sister to be a bridesmaid in our wedding. The problem is, she drops the N-word casually and her boyfriend is a 'racist POS.' His words. I don't want her in the wedding; ettiquette-wise, is there a way to not have her involved?"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
CoV-2 looks like a hybrid of viruses from two different species (bats and pangolins), which, ironically probably means it wasn't cooked in a lab. OTOH, this also suggests there's a LOT of coronaviruses regularly exchanging genetic info
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
Some good news: "The evidence indicates that the economic effects of the 1918 influenza pandemic were short-term... society recovered from the 1918 influenza quickly. The Spanish flu left almost no discernible mark on the aggregate US economy"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Looters bricked by the Apple Store
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Looks like drugmaker Gilead's been experimenting with insider trading
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Another Monday, the world is still turning, the fires are still burning, the people are still dying and mourning. This is the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
246 million-year-old pregnant ichthyosaur discovered in Nevada. Why yes, she was playing slots
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Fri May 29, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's Friday and we have all kinds of fresh Hell in stock. Come get it while it's hot in the MSNBC Primetime thread. Sale starts at 8 PM Eastern
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(Chapelboro)
 
 
 
Good news for wetnoses everywhere. Winston, the Chapel Hill pug, did not have the Coronavirus. Duke still sucks
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Do you want to go all 'Homer Simpson' and have your own nuclear reactor control panel? Here's a decommissioned one that's up for sale
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
It's the Beatles-Stones thing all over again
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
The Price is right for Dodgers minor leaguers
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Thu May 28, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thursday. I hope y'all are thirsty, because the news has been enough to drive one to drink today. Welcome to the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The Good News is that the unemployment numbers are stabilizing. The Bad News is that this is NOT good news
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Coronavirus has all but conquered the south
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Half of Americans are worried that after two months of junk food, alcohol and eating more carbohydrates while gyms remain closed will cause them to be fat forever
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Wed May 27, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Welcome to Wednesday, where we wonder why we're whacky. This is the MSNBC Primetime thread, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've been sexting my wife's aunt lately. Is that wrong? Should I not do that?"
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Tue May 26, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
How do you say "cross-border booty call" in Danish?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tuesday. Only five more alleged days until this alleged month is done. Let's sit back and scream at our televisions while we watch the MSNBC Primetime block, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
While society continues to break down in the United States, Chinese researchers are testing a vaccine candidate that's just passed peer review
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(Ladders)
 
 
 
New study finds that if you start to experience the loss of smell it could indicate that you will be getting a more mild case of coronavirus. Hitler's dog relieved
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Mon May 25, 2020
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Like Microsoft and Apple before them, Chrome developers discover that the vast majority of their more important security vulnerabilities stem from using "memory unsafe" programming languages like C. This is good news... for Rust
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(Health News Review)
 
 
 
The three kinds of COVID stories you shouldn't put too much stock in, especially for modmins who...dammit, they're drinking again and greenlit the lot of them, didn't they? RELEASE THE ANECDOTES
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news for the anti-globalists: Thanks to the coronavirus, the end of the new world order is now upon us
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Grist)
 
 
 
Is America ready for the bidet?
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: American conservatives have finally found a contemporary European culture they approve of
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
♪ Sneeze and a haircut / 91 exposed ♪
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news: only 24 states have uncontrolled outbreaks of coronavirus now. Memorial Day stupids determined to beat that record
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In what is surely a coincidence, Moderna CFO and CMO sold off $30 million worth of Moderna stocks shortly after prices spiked after announcing encouraging results in their Covid-19 vaccine
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Fri May 22, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
In a time where Hollywood is full of sell-outs and greed, we have John Kra..... oh wait.. nevermind
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seems the scientific community doesn't think much of Trump's hand-picked company that seems to just exist to grab a half a billion of tax payer dollars for its "promising" vaccine. The company with the CEO who has millions in stock options
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
How sportsball players can minimize their 'rona risks. Also, the spitball is apparently legal in cricket
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
15 times adults soiled themselves and lived to tell the tale
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News asks the question no one is asking during the pandemic. And I mean no one
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Thu May 21, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Two French boys find a golden surprise in their Grandmother's bed. And no, this is not a plot summary from a dubious form of online adult entertainment
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Flooding in Michigan claims a true national treasure: The Pontiac Fiero museum
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"Tiny hippie enclave" of Bolinas, north of San Francisco, mounted one of the most advanced COVID-19-testing efforts in America by testing itself. Here's what was learned
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Does online learning really benefit kindergartners?
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Wed May 20, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
In some good news, the F-35 fighter has at least one thing that works: the ejection seat
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
A dead 80s art icon is now rolling in his grave. Why? Because they're slapping his work on Forever 21 clothing
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Some more good news in a dark time: Coronavirus causes Beck to cancel his tour
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Tue May 19, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
2-year-old boy that was abducted is found safe and unharmed. Fark:: 32-years later
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you ever felt like making Hertz donuts, one of these might be just what you need
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Microsoft president admits the company was on 'the wrong side of history' on open source software. Well, it's a start
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Finally some good news: A large group of Americans is already immune to coronavirus. Hooray. We have done it, now we can safely re-ope...excuse me, I skipped a word there: they are immune to EVIDENCE on coronavirus. Sorry, my bad
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Mon May 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
It only took eight weeks for John Krasinski to run out of good news
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's Monday, the start of a brand new week. Time to kick off your shoes and your Sunday blues and watch the MSNBC Primetime block, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My abusive ex-husband, despite my successful blocking of his phone number, email, Facebook, and other social media, tracked me down with a new email to ask how I was handling quarantine. I haven't spoken to him in years. Should I answer?"
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(Thurrott)
 
 
 
After new Google Pixel sales fall off a cliff compared to earlier Pixels, two Google Pixel bigwigs are relegated to pixel size in Alphabet's corporate history. No word on if they were gifted Windows Phones as farewell presents
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
In Florida, 83% of those who died from COVID-19 virus were 65, older. In other news, estate sale bargains are through the roof
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Visual Capitalist)
 
 
 
Zoom now worth more than the world's seven biggest airlines. And to subby's knowledge not a single person has died in Zoom crashes so far
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(CNN)
 
 
 
State polls suggest Democratic Presidential candidate has "clear national lead". This is not a repeat from 2016
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Gov. DeSantis: "Well, it's your own stupid fault for getting unemployed in teh first place"
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(Today)
 
 
 
Well, we can't let the serfs start thinking they're as good as us job creators. Otherwise I might not be able to buy the new yacht, and that would be a real tragedy
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(Vox)
 
 
 
You won't believe what the "best case" scenario looks like
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
State of Georgia finds a novel way of representing data to make it appear cases are declining, reasons that their citizens only received a Georgia education
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(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
If you're wondering what happened to your trench roller, your skid-steer loader or your hot air balloon gondola, Santa Fe police may have good news for you
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Fri May 15, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The States are all using different definitions of COVID cases, deaths, and tests, making tracking it harder. If only we lived in some form of union of States that could set standards
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Floating anxiety Friday has arrived. Time to tune out and turn on the MSNBC Discussion thread, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bank of America on the new world order: Bigger governments, tech wars, less privacy, 'health the new wealth,' dogs and cats considering if they want to live together
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Thu May 14, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"What day is it?" "Thursday, Winslow. Today is Thursday." Tonight has Rachel back from a day off, with a virtual Town Hall on Larry. It's the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to get blackout drunk on wine and wake up with a face tattoo? Well, good news; Post Malone is unveiling his own brand of wine
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Vettel is out, Sainz Jr. is in at Ferrari in 2021. Riccardo gets a new pair of shoes at McLaren. Hamilton and Mercedes will still win the championship by a wide margin
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
"For so many years his charisma was his bravado. Even if he was a son of a biatch, he was powerful. And this gained him respect even from those who weren't happy with him. Now he looks like an old, sick wolf"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a little bit of good news, renewable energy poised to eclipse coal in US
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah shares the joys of working from home
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The cure for coronavirus myths is science. Listen to it. Or else
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Twenty-one streaming movies that take place outside and may cure your cabin fever
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Wed May 13, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Weird-ass Wednesday. Breathe deep of that new thread smell for the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republican Senator John Cornyn suddenly changes tune, now urging people to sign up for the Affordable Care Act to replace their lost employer-provided coverage
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What to talk about when you run out of things to say
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Nine in ten biz apps have out-of-date, unsupported, insecure open-source code in them. This would be a good time to buy your IT guy an appropriately socially distanced cold beverage
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, you can buy your very own robot murder dog for only $900
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Tue May 12, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Chickens. Not just for choking anymore
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(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Complete list of US cars available with a stick: BMW 2 & 4 series Camaro Corvette Spark Challenger 124 Mustang G70 Accord Civic Fit Accent Elantra Veloster Forte Evora 3 Miata Mirage 370Z Versa 718 911 BRZ Impreza WRX 86 Corolla Yaris Golf Jetta
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(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
Autopilot can't resolve this one
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Vice President Pence receives good news as prayers are answered
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Fieri-Murray: The Nacho Showdown approaches
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(Kentucky Sports Radio)
 
 
 
NCAA alters NET formula so that Duke can remain in Top 10 with only 3 losses instead of 4
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Since this year hasn't been weird enough, there is an out of control Chinese rocket, and it's about to crash somewhere off the east coast. Any minute now
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Zoom wedding. MICHAEL
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Delta Air Lines started 2020 with its most successful year in company history. But with air travel nearly shut down by coronavirus, the airline is now bleeding money and will drop 10 more airports from its already skeletal network"
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Sun May 10, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Good news: Trump's 100,000 ventilators are coming in only a week behind schedule. Better news: We don't need them
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Good news gentlemen, dress pants are out. Denim is in
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Temuera Morrison (Jango Fett and the Clones from the prequels) has been cast as Boba Fett for the second season of "The Mandalorian." This is good news for the Sarlacc
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Fri May 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mnuchin outraged Congress won't just trust him blindly with $2.2 trillion
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what horrible event might happen next? Other people have wondered, so here's the worldwide threat assessment - and a list of b-movies that have probably already been made
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Leader of the free world does re-opening the right way
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Talk about a self-correcting problem
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Good news for all of you who still have a job and a 401k, the Nasdaq is back in positive territory for the year
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
"As soon as I saw you, I knew an adventure was about to happen." - A. A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, magical adventures edition
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(World Economic Forum)
 
 
 
Too many teleconferences might be burning you out. Why? Because each one is the "You Show" staring You. If these tips don't help try picturing your audience naked
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
For those missing the Cold War, we've got some good news
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(Today)
 
 
 
7-minute abs? Ain't no one got time for that
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Good news, Illinois: You may be able to get mixed drinks to go from your favorite bars soon
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
If you think people are pretty horrible lately, here's some photos that will warm the cockles of your shriveled little hearts
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good news on the Malaria front; it has been"completely stopped" by a microbe. Now on the Covid-19 front, not so much good news
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Tue May 05, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news: Biden can tout his work on 2009 economic recovery as part of campaign. Bad news: HE'S WEARING A TAN SUIT
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news: the number of new NY coronavirus cases are headed down. Bad news: the number of national coronavirus cases, excluding NY, are headed up. Farkward: if you put the two together, new coronavirus cases are looking...flat
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
These armed protesters demanding the economy reopen are going too far, says noted liberal commentator Sean Hannity
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brady and the Bucs rise, the Jags tank, the Packers are left in the cold, and more in YOUR post-draft NFL Power Rankings
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Mon May 04, 2020
(American Consequences)
 
 
 
PJ O'Rourke is editing some weird magazine for Covid-19 truthers
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Maybe now we get to find out how the three seashells work
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Good news Jaguars fans
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Several malls, retail stores in Central Florida to reopen today. In other news, people still go to malls?
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Sun May 03, 2020
(The Root)
 
 
 
Like so many other television productions, The Daily Show crew has been furloughed by the pandemic. Trevor Noah reaches into pants, pulls out wallet: "I got this"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
'No news is good news.' 'Ignorance is bliss.' Forewarned is.. not happening here
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Sat May 02, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Good news sports fans. The NBA has issued guidelines reopening. No, not that NBA, the other one - the Nevada Brothel Association
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(Somerset Live)
 
 
 
Subby's an expert on this too, and what they're actually saying is, "You've dropped your dinner on the floor"
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The kind of pointless trivia when a theologian is trapped in-house for weeks unending: "Which Bible character best represents us, as a society, in this COVID-19 moment?" Subby thinks easy, Jesus, because I've run out of wine
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