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Fri August 14, 2020
		"4 Gross Things Airlines Do to Save Money." Only 4? source: msn.com \| share:	10

Thu August 13, 2020
		Since some of us want to stay in instead of going to an amusement park, let's post videos of some of our favorite rides, shall we? source: fark.com \| share:	16
		The weekend box office is going to start clawing back with Spongebob and Russell Crowe source: deadline.com \| share:	5
		Good news everyone: this magnificent scientist has devised a solution where we can defeat Climate Change by drinking more booze source: popularmechanics.com \| share:	11

Wed August 12, 2020
		Good news for pet placement shelters: The latest must-have home accessory are doggos source: greenwichtime.com \| share:	16
		More good news - real estate will crash as there are not enough Gen Ys and Zs to buy Boomer homes source: news.arizona.edu \| share:	62

Tue August 11, 2020
		Sixty years ago today: The first artifical object that used to be in orbit is successfully recovered on Earth. This was good news for the C.I.A source: airandspace.si.edu \| share:	11
		Winter is coming, and not the cool kind with dragons and boobies source: statnews.com \| share:	70
		Doug? If you are looking for Emu Emu, Paterson police have good news for you source: nj.com \| share:	29
		"Can I tell my son his beloved dead grandmother was really a biatch?" source: slate.com \| share:	50
		"First, it was mystery seeds. Now, face masks from China are showing up - unsolicited - in Tampa Bay area mailboxes. And they are not gifts" source: wfla.com \| share:	73

Mon August 10, 2020
		America's small window of opportunity to beat back COVID-19 is closing fast. Hint: the flu season is right around the corner source: statnews.com \| share:	59
		"My sister-in-law has always been dull and smug; when I got into a car accident, she stepped up the most, let me cry on her shoulder, drove me to my doctor appointments. She and my brother are having trouble; I think I love her. Can I pull it off?" source: slate.com \| share:	31
		The Jeep Wrangler is truly a-do it-all, multitasking vehicle. It can knock out a small overlap crash test and rollover test in one go source: autoweek.com \| share:	37

Sun August 09, 2020
		Good news for those who wish to throw stones in a glass house source: phys.org \| share:	15
		How do you convince people to voluntarily accept wearing masks? This being Fark, the solution involves Heineken source: npr.org \| share:	17
		Good news, everyone: Study finds that the human body can handle the occasional 'pigging out' on pizza - as long as it's not that deep dish Chicago crap source: upi.com \| share:	74

Sat August 08, 2020
		Bites the hand that feeds him source: politico.com \| share:	81

Fri August 07, 2020
		Private equity firms are aware there is a housing crisis, but there is money to be made source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	25
		67 NFL players pull out of 2020 season during COVID-19 pandemic source: cbssports.com \| share:	23

Thu August 06, 2020
		Bad news: Red Sox are in last place with a .333 winning percentage. Good News: They're only a game and a half out of a playoff spot source: cbssports.com \| share:	17
		In addition to pimping super secret stock tips, Motley Fool apparently also has articles. Here is an insightful one on how Las Vegas screwed the pooch on Covid-19, with help from L.A source: fool.com \| share:	33
		Good news, everybody: Vaccine to be available around November 3. Wait, nevermind, headline says "Trump says" vaccine will be available. So, well, no change then source: twitter.com \| share:	97

Wed August 05, 2020
		Good news for bald people who catch Covid-19, you won't have to worry about hair loss. For the rest of you though source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	39
		Tested positive? Here's why the fifth day is important (and that doesn't mean the creation of birds and sea animals) source: theconversation.com \| share:	1
		Three days and counting source: cbsnews.com \| share:	63
		Good news: Biden Is Polling Better Than Clinton At Her Peak Bad news: she did lead by more in certain key states. Good news: Biden's over 50% most places source: fivethirtyeight.com \| share:	58
(Some Guy)		Aaaaaaand...here comes the pumpkin spice source: bestproducts.com \| share:	21
		Tennessee Aquarium hatches seven ugly-ass endangered baby turtles. I thought I saw a turtle source: chattanoogapulse.com \| share:	4
		Uh oh, the Penguins are massing. All hail our glorious Emperors. Pittsburgh is yours source: bbc.com \| share:	9
		Headline:"Get a bird feeder, and don't overthink it." Article most likely written by squirrels source: lifehacker.com \| share:	25

Tue August 04, 2020
		Blood plasma for the coronavirus blood God, it might just be the COVID-19 treatment we need source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	19
		As expected by everyone outside of Democratic Party insiders, red state voters prefer the pro-Trump Republican to the pro-Trump Democrat source: courier-journal.com \| share:	77

Mon August 03, 2020
		Good news! Extortion isn't off the table for President Trump source: axios.com \| share:	103
		Let us all point and laugh at the deluded GOPers who think Devil's bargains have an escape clause. Burn baby burn source: thebulwark.com \| share:	54
		Florida State House Rep. Randy Fine (R-ona) admitted to hospital over COVID-19 diagnosis source: mynews13.com \| share:	44

Sat August 01, 2020
		Good news, according to about 20 Republican senators, we've done enough for the people. Let them eat cake source: thehill.com \| share:	80
		GM clay sculptor earns major Dad points turning the cheapest old rust bucket in his local junkyard into a totally kick-ass racecar bed source: jalopnik.com \| share:	19

Fri July 31, 2020
		67 government officials hold war-game exercises for scenarios if Trump loses election. Result: We're most likely screwed source: msn.com \| share:	121
		Good news: the logistics prowess of the DoD will be used to distribute covid vaccines. Bad news: the CDC will have no input source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	33
		Let's consider which aliens would be the most difficult to defeat, as there are still 5 months remaining in 2020 source: theringer.com \| share:	83
		"Research reveals why it's hard to get the smell out of polyester." Greatness will always stand on its own source: phys.org \| share:	19
		Do you have a 2008 vehicle? Congratulations, you're average source: caranddriver.com \| share:	212
		Normally wrong Jim Cramer finally gets one right and it's not going to be good for your favorite local restaurant source: cnbc.com \| share:	36

Thu July 30, 2020
		Good news: Pompeo states that Trump doesn't get to decide the election date. Bill Barr does source: twitter.com \| share:	136
		Austin has identified its first "probable human case" of West Nile Virus in 2020 because why the hell not? source: kxan.com \| share:	13
		Tiger populations are making comeback. It's GRRREAT source: bbc.com \| share:	53
		Good news America, Japan says it's okay for their citizens to visit here. Offer only valid in Hawaii source: foxnews.com \| share:	26
		Good news: if your $600 smart glasses have prescription lenses, those prescription lenses will still work when you wake up this Saturday. All the other smart features? Not so much source: bbc.com \| share:	35

Wed July 29, 2020
		What you can do to help save the monarch(y) source: lifehacker.com \| share:	8
		Good news for all the rich turdblossoms paying to summit Mount Everest each year: Now you can enjoy full 5G cell service while riding comfortably on the back of your assigned Sherpa. Sure, the Chinese might be monitoring your call, but whatevs source: slate.com \| share:	70
		Scientists say all forests on Earth will be clear cut within 100-200 years. The good news is, civilization will collapse in only 20-40 years, so the trees should be safe source: nature.com \| share:	100
		With EVs gaining traction, how's the electrical grid doing? Duck source: eurekalert.org \| share:	20
		Facial recognition software is getting better at recognizing masks source: vox.com \| share:	3

Tue July 28, 2020
		Good news Dodgers fans, you can now get their crappy stadium food delivered to your home source: ktla.com \| share:	17
		Illinois governor J.B. Pritzker visits rebellious anti-mask Covid hotspots in southern Illinois to chide them for being morons source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	55
		Need some good news? The largest vaccine study in the world is under way as 30,000 volunteers started getting shots yesterday source: apnews.com \| share:	50
		Not everything in Australia is trying to kill you, now it's being used to save orange trees source: npr.org \| share:	2
		Good news everybody, the Coronavirus relief bill includes $1,200 for you, and $2 billion for F-35s, C-130Js and the A-10 wing replacements along with $1 billion for Navy P-8 planes source: twitter.com \| share:	99

Mon July 27, 2020
		American kids label spanking survey a hit piece source: upi.com \| share:	4
		If you plan on going out into the woods this summer, you might want to invest in some body armor source: foxnews.com \| share:	71
		Yelp reviews restaurant closures and yeah, it's pretty much what you think source: thetakeout.com \| share:	17
		Of course, that doesn't include bread sticks source: studyfinds.org \| share:	18

Sun July 26, 2020
		In which the big streaming services are weighed from most to less evil source: vox.com \| share:	38

Sat July 25, 2020
		Old and busted: Growing a bumblebee garden. New zippiness: Growing a dragonfly garden source: treehugger.com \| share:	24

Fri July 24, 2020
(Some Guy)		Many Americans are idiots source: endoftheamericandream.com \| share:	60
		"Things were going great, but then I knocked myself unconscious." People discuss their weird sex accidents, so share yours. Pregnancy doesn't count source: metro.co.uk \| share:	47

Thu July 23, 2020
		Spaace Hoorse If it were anime, the tag would be obvious source: theweek.com \| share:	44
		"When a man becomes a writer, I think he takes on a sacred obligation to produce beauty and enlightenment and comfort at top speed." -Kurt Vonnegut. Huh, I can do bad puns slowly, does that count? This is your Fark Writer's Thread, speedy edition source: fark.com \| share:	5
		Good news If you are very lucky, you may be able to get a job cleaning up after the idiots who travel during a pandemic at age 84 source: twitter.com \| share:	82
		Future historians: "We thought it was 'just' a respiratory virus. How wrong we were" source: ucsf.edu \| share:	12

Wed July 22, 2020
		Hell might be even more hellish than we thought. This is good news for Donald Trump source: syfy.com \| share:	5
		SpaceX releases two short videos of its catching of both fairings from Monday's Falcon 9 launch. This is good news for ULA and Roscosmos source: twitter.com \| share:	20

Tue July 21, 2020
		Department of Homeland Security, founded to fight Cobra Commander, is pepper-spraying Polly Pocket. This might look bad, say officials source: defenseone.com \| share:	60
		346 COVID-free NBA players on the wall, 346 players source: theringer.com \| share:	13
		Donnie thug/fixer Michael Cohen sues Donnie thug/fixer William Barr, alleging retaliation and is seeking release from prison. Who do you pull for here? source: thehill.com \| share:	47
		Republicans conspire in Oval Lair to dodge pandemic blame, starve citizens into being covid fodder, and shield corporations from wrongful death lawsuits source: cbsnews.com \| share:	30
		Opinion: COVID vaccine = bad stonk day source: marketwatch.com \| share:	18

Mon July 20, 2020
		Welp, America's Wang, hope all those 4th of July beach parties were worth it source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	70
		Minnesota's State Fair is canceled, but butter sculpting will not - can not - be stopped source: thetakeout.com \| share:	20
		Good news, peaceful protesters: Trump's federal invasion force is probably coming to a city near you source: motherjones.com \| share:	79
		BadPower attack can turn your device into a Samsung phone source: zdnet.com \| share:	16
		Mike Pompeo is up to something shady source: thehill.com \| share:	19
		What happens when our old 'friend' the flu meets the new guy on the world block COVID-19? source: theguardian.com \| share:	50

Sun July 19, 2020
		Meanwhile, only ninety miles away from 'Murica source: reuters.com \| share:	56
		The bums chasing his majors record don't have a damn thing on the Golden Bear, just like COVID-19 source: apnews.com \| share:	7
		Hope leaves Earth. Live trumps Obvious. This is good news for Mars which receive that Hope next year. Liftoff will take place in Japan and is scheduled for 5:58 PM ET Sunday. Link has English language commentary source: youtube.com \| share:	6
		Mercedes locks out the front row with Hamilton on the pole with Racing Point locking out row two with Stroll launching 3rd. Weather is forecast to be warm with a chance of showers. This is your Formula 1 Hungarian Grand Prix at 9am ET on ESPN source: formula1.com \| share:	280
		America is set to have a nightmarish next few months. "This virus doesn't care about excuses". We're back in March at this point, but instead of NY, NJ, Ct, it's more like 40 states, with no end in sight and everybody theoretically at risk source: theguardian.com \| share:	144

Sat July 18, 2020
		Nino, you worry a bit too much source: popularmechanics.com \| share:	8
		Good news, everyone: Robot drones can now swarm without colliding source: caltech.edu \| share:	21
		Perthshire policeman pilfered source: news.stv.tv \| share:	12

Fri July 17, 2020
		Good news everyone, mink coats are about to become way more affordable source: cnn.com \| share:	19
		It looks like The Donald may have finally lost The Zuck, who is now firmly Team Fauci source: deadline.com \| share:	42

Thu July 16, 2020
		Fauci lands InStyle's September cover. "With All Due Modesty, I Think I'm Pretty Effective" source: instyle.com \| share:	5
		Coronaviruses trigger long-term T-cell immune responses that react to other coronaviruses source: blogs.sciencemag.org \| share:	49
		Wisconsin's "Herd Immunity Festival" begs for victims to help set up source: nme.com \| share:	42

Wed July 15, 2020
		Mets fans: No sweat losing our #2 starter, we've still got deGrom...um, right? source: nypost.com \| share:	3
		First COVID-19 vaccine tested in US poised for final testing. Available soon for $8200 per dose source: apnews.com \| share:	111

Tue July 14, 2020
		Here's a headline you probably didn't see coming: "How Koalas With An S.T.D. Could Help Humanity" source: nytimes.com \| share:	29
		And they say a BA in poly sci is worthless: This 33-year old leveraged his into acting undersecretary of research and technology for the Defense Department. The. Best. People source: defenseone.com \| share:	56
		Good news Amazon warehouse workers: you can now take an extra 20 seconds to wash your hands without fear of reprisal source: businessinsider.com \| share:	8
		Can Trump pardon himself? source: thehill.com \| share:	164
		"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend and I watched Middlemarch, and now he has a sexual fantasy he wants to roleplay I'm uncomfortable with. What do?" source: slate.com \| share:	17

Mon July 13, 2020
(Some Guy)		Why are we not talking about the ticks this year? Four ticks on me just from walking the dog around the block in NJ source: pests.org \| share:	32
		Trump's imminent doom displayed in metrics he will actually understand source: thehill.com \| share:	39
		White House talking points on Dr. Fauci include...WTF Ben Garrison cartoon? source: thehill.com \| share:	158
		Rep. Ayanna Pressley to Betsy DeVos: "I wouldn't trust you to care for a house plant let alone my child" source: thehill.com \| share:	66
		Scumbag says he'll campaign for liar - or is it the other way 'round? source: thehill.com \| share:	29
		Michael Cohen's lawyer: Since the Supreme Court ruled 9-0 that a president can be criminally prosecuted for state crimes WHILE he is in office, well, let's just say my client has enough on Trump you can measure him for an orange jumpsuit NOW source: thehill.com \| share:	65

Sun July 12, 2020
		As mask mandates go into effect in many communities across the country, the front line enforcers are mostly low-wage retail workers. And what kind of people would abuse such hard-working folk? source: nbcnews.com \| share:	177
		Irish couple utilize the coronavirus lockdown the best way possible, spend their entire time building an authentic Irish pub in their garden to drink their Guinness in source: irishpost.com \| share:	20

Fri July 10, 2020
		More good news about the PPP, at least 10 groups with a history of making anti-Black, anti-LGBTQ or anti-immigrant statements received loans source: cbsnews.com \| share:	19
		"While the dog can't read street addresses, he can recall the names of customers who have given him treats" source: yahoo.com \| share:	2
		Good news: Florida doesn't set a new daily record for new coronavirus cases. Bad news: The number of confirmed cases today only 17 below the previous record source: orlandosentinel.com \| share:	21
		Coronavirus cases go up, death rates go down; can't explain that source: theatlantic.com \| share:	165

Thu July 09, 2020
		PC shipments grew 3-11% in Q2 on news that, holy shiat this laptop sucks, I need to get a new one source: venturebeat.com \| share:	39
		200k dead by election day source: politico.com \| share:	218
		What can be described as "incredibly stable and unusually large"? A. Trumps hands? B. Trumps mushroom? C. Trumps deficit in the polls? source: fivethirtyeight.com \| share:	58
		"My daughter is 7; she loves to read, but every time she tries a new book, she loses interest and goes back to her favorites: Harry Potter, Ramona Quimby, and the Bone graphic novel. Should I be concerned she's reading such awesome stuff?" source: slate.com \| share:	16

Wed July 08, 2020
		You only need two ingredients to make homemade Magic Shell. Three more if you include the bowl, spoon, and ice cream, but Farkers are a prepared bunch source: thetakeout.com \| share:	11
		17 weird things Americans do source: forbes.com \| share:	109
		Last week the US shattered previous records by report a new record 50,000 new coronavirus cases in one day. The good news is that this hasn't happened again. The bad news is that's because we had 60,000 new cases yesterday instead source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	87

Tue July 07, 2020
		Well, we're boned source: fivethirtyeight.com \| share:	137
		Good News: Tron 3 is in the works. And Disney wants Daft Punk to do its Soundtrack. Bad News: Jared Leto is in the running to star in it. And Disney wants Tron:Legacy Director to return. So.....Push? source: twitter.com \| share:	71
		Thums Up for the cola that pushed out Coke and Pepsi (with a little help from their friends) source: atlasobscura.com \| share:	13
		Charlize Theron on the recasting of Furiosa for the Fury Road prequel: "Mediocre" source: ign.com \| share:	62

Mon July 06, 2020
		A) Everything source: bbc.com \| share:	42
		Sure, it's good news, but you're still gonna want some mind bleach source: pagesix.com \| share:	32
		Having trouble being alone in these quarantined coronavirus times? Here are some tips on how to get better at it source: vox.com \| share:	11
		The good news: Florida did not have back to back days of 10k new coronavirus cases. The bad news: 9,999 source: npr.org \| share:	73

Sun July 05, 2020
		This might be a tough one on you drunks, but to reopen the economy, we need to close the bars source: nymag.com \| share:	54
		The Floor is Lava creators answer your burning questions source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	24

Fri July 03, 2020
		America Surrenders source: nbcnews.com \| share:	233
		Local TV station helpfully tells Americans how to catch COVID-19 source: nbcsandiego.com \| share:	25
		With the President's big "4th of July" spectacular at Mt. Rushmore, did you wonder why we don't do fireworks there EVERY year? Well, basically, the mountain is a giant pile of kindling this time of year, oh and there's a drought as well source: cnn.com \| share:	130
		Suddenly a shooting star crosses sky over Tokyo and explodes, inviting us to make a wish that all will be right again. Just kidding, scientists say it's simply a damn bolide, so continue with your despair source: japantoday.com \| share:	14

Thu July 02, 2020
		Pressure is building on Corporate America to quit whitewashing and reveal its racial diversity data. Oh yeah - this will end well source: reuters.com \| share:	8
		Cancer tools that help Tasmanian devils could help humans, assuming we can get them intact out of those little tornadoes source: theconversation.com \| share:	4
		Good News: Unemployment falls to 11.1%. Bad news: Unemployment is still at 11.1% source: politico.com \| share:	86

Wed July 01, 2020
		Let's talk about Sen. Kelly Loeffler and not talk about her stocks. Let's ask her if All Gun Owners Matter source: abovethelaw.com \| share:	32
(Oklahoma State Election Board)		With 100% of precincts reporting, Oklahomans pass a constitutional amendment requiring the state expand Medicaid. Subby never dreamed this would be possible. This is good news for Obama, bad news for Trump. Scroll down to state question 802 source: results.okelections.us \| share:	80

Tue June 30, 2020
		Seeing as we could do with a bit of good news, the story of one family's dad recovering from Coronavirus source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	9
		Biden invites Fauci to extend his service when he beats Donnie on election day. Countdown to Donnie firing Fauci 10,9,8,7 source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	19
		Did you enjoy that Saharan dust storm this past weekend? Good news: It's happening again source: usatoday.com \| share:	29

Mon June 29, 2020
		The first round of the coronavirus pandemic might not be all his fault, but this new round is Trump's plague now and needs to be served to him on a a sh*t sandwich bun source: theatlantic.com \| share:	54
		More good news from the World Health Organization, they're now saying "the worst is yet to come" in the fight against the coronavirus, and that "the pandemic is actually speeding up" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	76
		John Oliver takes on the Affordable Housing Crisis, including evicting people by Zoom in their time of desperation; "you're throwing people out of their homes via Zoom, a platform you're using because it's not safe for people to leave their homes" source: deadline.com \| share:	92
		The giant iceberg beneath the pointy tip of partisan gerrymandering source: reason.com \| share:	57
		Are you Doomscrolling? You might be doing it right now source: arstechnica.com \| share:	26
		Only one Premiere League game today with a Battle of the Midtable Sides, #10 Crystal Palace v. #11 Burnley. Be there or be . . . something. Kickoff @ 3:00pm ET source: bbc.com \| share:	47
		My name is stock market TINA and I'm going to kill you source: barrons.com \| share:	17
		"My dad had been poisoning my mother's food for years; she found out by accident. Naturally, they're getting a divorce, but my mom is insisting my siblings and I attend group therapy with her. I find it useless; how can I tell her I am over it?" source: slate.com \| share:	25

Sun June 28, 2020
		Good news coming from Trump's HHS secretary Alex Azar: We're all going to die from the coronavirus and you'll be lucky if you live though it as a zombie: 'Window closing for us to take action' source: cnn.com \| share:	119
		OMG greenlight this now, it's too good to check no time to check anyway just greenlight it already greenlight it NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW source: cnn.com \| share:	14

Fri June 26, 2020
		Good news for Covid-19 vaccine makers: The virus doesn't change quickly source: npr.org \| share:	35
		Overview of polls to the left (good news for Democrats in the Senate), obligatory response to ignore all polls to the right source: fivethirtyeight.com \| share:	64
		MAGAs following Ted Cruz and Devin Nunes from Twitter over to Parler ought to know that most of the available N-word user names have already been snapped up source: thebulwark.com \| share:	87

Thu June 25, 2020
		Toddler can't wait to get back to the pub, enjoying ice cream and chocolate cake and socializing with the regulars while "mummy has her wine." No, he isn't Irish or a Wisconsinite source: metro.co.uk \| share:	53
		Can you become immune to COVID-19 by finding a hair in a Bible? Are criminals in Germany distributing free face masks laced with narcotics to exploit and rob citizens? See the Infodemic Monitor source: thebulletin.org \| share:	29
		Good news: ending the 2nd deadliest Ebola outbreak ever. Congo news: you still have the world's largest measles epidemic, the virus is lurking, AND there's new Ebola outbreak in the north source: msn.com \| share:	2
		US GDP drops at a 5.0% rate in Q1 and that's the good news source: apnews.com \| share:	12
		Houston is about to run out of ICU beds. Boy, sure glad those businesses opening too soon made a few bucks before killing everybody source: abc13.com \| share:	97
		Good News: First-time claims for unemployment benefits have fallen in every report for the past 12 weeks. Bad News: Another 1.5 million Americans filed initial jobless claims last week source: cnn.com \| share:	40

Wed June 24, 2020
		How the pandemic is messing with our sleep cycle. Can't sleep, Covid will eat me source: time.com \| share:	14
		Good news, your Mom just got a part in the new Lord of the Rings TV show source: theguardian.com \| share:	28

Tue June 23, 2020
		Rope found in NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace's stall was a garage door pull. So... no noose is good news source: al.com \| share:	426
		Biden is wondering why the War Walrus suddenly likes him. I'd be a little more concerned than curious, Uncle Joe source: nytimes.com \| share:	67
		Cheese bowls to hold your snacks? Sounds superb source: skillet.lifehacker.com \| share:	8
		"My mom is an independent contractor and lost most of her business during the pandemic; I worry her mental health is deteriorating and she needs help. How can I get her to accept this?" source: theatlantic.com \| share:	5

Mon June 22, 2020
		"My family is white; we live in a white neighborhood. My twin sons went to a diverse charter school and had a diverse group of friends; this carried them through high school and they didn't get why others sat in race clusters. Have I failed them?" source: slate.com \| share:	22
		Trump is losing his grip on white America source: slate.com \| share:	87

Fri June 19, 2020
		Good news Tulsa Trumpsters, the tiki torch light march for Saturday night is on source: twitter.com \| share:	248
(Some Guy)		Nothing, just a knockoff lego set of the Border Wall, complete with racist depictions of Mexicans. Ages 5+ source: republicanlegion.com \| share:	89
		Will Norwich make a move to get out of the drop zone? Will the Saints further ascend up the standings? Can JoMo get a win at home for Spurs against his old club? See how the buses park, starting at 1:00 PM ET. This is your Friday EPL Discussion Thread source: scores.nbcsports.com \| share:	198
		Running on 'hopium.' Yes, money's a drug and we all know what happens to addicts if they don't sober up in time source: reuters.com \| share:	4
		Hall of Famer Rod Carew says MLB should call off the 2020 season and you read the beginning of this in Adam Sandler's voice source: wfan.radio.com \| share:	10

Wed June 17, 2020
		Good news everyone Now you, too, can purchase a Black Mirror prequel prop source: wired.com \| share:	12
(Some Guy)		Well, on the bright side...At least he is wearing a mask source: ftvlive.com \| share:	35
		Endangered ugly ass pygmy hippo born at San Diego Zoo source: nypost.com \| share:	0
		Only 2 states are on track to contain Covid and you can thank Mario Cuomo and That Woman From Michigan source: clickondetroit.com \| share:	32
(Tennis.com)		US Open officially announces it will definitely take place in September, pinky swear. Coronavirus hits an ace source: tennis.com \| share:	5

Tue June 16, 2020
		Steroids found to improve survival rates, homerun totals, in sickest COVID patients source: nbcnews.com \| share:	22
		Good news, everybody. Trump says that if he allows the election to proceed in November, and if GOP suppression efforts fail to limit minority votes, and if his efforts to rig other votes in his favor fail, he'll leave office peacefully source: politico.com \| share:	88

Sun June 14, 2020
		Good news, everybody, we're half way there source: phys.org \| share:	15

Fri June 12, 2020
		Good news everyone, scientists predicted 2020 will be the year of peak social unrest. It's all downhill from here source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	22
		Fear not, for Tennessee is fighting back against the scourge of its own employees and all that fancy "book-learnin" and "higher edjumacation" source: timesfreepress.com \| share:	44

Thu June 11, 2020
		Finally some good news - hot pants are back source: yahoo.com \| share:	114
		50 felines that went from mega-cat-loaf to super lean floofies source: boredpanda.com \| share:	5
		UK rocked by beer brewing shutdown causing Marmite supplies to dry up source: theguardian.com \| share:	10
		"My girlfriend is pregnant and moved back with her parents. I work an essential job with incredibly long hours. I barely sleep. I've asked people not to text or call me; she ignores this. I told her she was lazy while I worked. How can I stop her?" source: slate.com \| share:	26
		Good news everybody. The Coronavirus isn't going to forget about us source: twitter.com \| share:	145

Wed June 10, 2020
		Good news, unemployed Floridians: you now have a full-time job of trying to get unemployment benefits from the government source: mynews13.com \| share:	22
		Dark red in only one state with more than 9 electoral votes, and Barack Obama won that one in 2008. Texas, Iowa tied source: electoral-vote.com \| share:	113
		Every white American should read this even though Fark redlit it 10 hours ago source: slate.com \| share:	267
		8) It's just a yummy loaf of milk source: foodandwine.com \| share:	21
		While it's true that rats and rodents have become more aggressive in their search for food since restaurants have closed due to the pandemic, trying to eat a car engine still seems a tad....desperate source: freep.com \| share:	39

Tue June 09, 2020
		Good news, everybody. What's going on in America right now almost exactly parallels what happened during the Arab Spring. And you know how well that all turned out source: slate.com \| share:	56

Mon June 08, 2020
		Researchers discover that Nara deer poop has become firmer and rounder in this time of coronavirus, thanks to lack of tourists feeding them heavily processed rice crackers, which, when overconsumed, lead to deer diarrhea source: soranews24.com \| share:	22
		States that moved to rapidly expand mail-in balloting due to coronavirus are seeing some of their highest levels of voter turnout in years source: thehill.com \| share:	41
		Grab em by the canyon source: nbcnews.com \| share:	76
		Good news for Chris Cuomo groupies I guess source: pagesix.com \| share:	72
		Either way, no one will listen to him source: mediaite.com \| share:	56
		Should we start worrying about a Covid-19 spike? source: slate.com \| share:	22
		Black workers are being left behind as the economy reopens source: vox.com \| share:	10
		Ever seen anything sillier than a Kiwi doing a happy dance? Zero active Covid-19 cases in New Zealand as of today source: stuff.co.nz \| share:	56

Sat June 06, 2020
		Good news: Lawrence Welk Village in San Diego County to pay $5.5M to settle timeshare scams. Bad news: Lawrence Welk Village in San Diego County to continue selling timeshare scams source: timesofsandiego.com \| share:	38

Fri June 05, 2020
		Good news if people ever take mass transit or fly again source: nytimes.com \| share:	32
		Stonks up 800 points on news fake news manufactured by the Department of Labor, proving the only thing important in life in stonks source: cnbc.com \| share:	31
		Good News: San Franciscans are doing an excellent job of following shelter in place orders. Bad News: Coyotes are taking over the city source: sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com \| share:	42
		Good news, everyone, the economy could be a lot worse source: forbes.com \| share:	10
		20% source: reuters.com \| share:	41

Thu June 04, 2020
		There's never been a better time to get your ass to Mars. Bring three hands source: theringer.com \| share:	20
		Apparently our election plans now are to close almost all the polling places so people wait hours in line during a pandemic source: routefifty.com \| share:	21
		Overclocking your CPU's pretty easy with the UFIA (Unified Firmware Interface Addition) BIOS source: gizmodo.com \| share:	30
		How to be anti-social (this is a good thing) source: wired.com \| share:	10
		Good news everyone, the recession is over. Now if you could all stop foraging through the dumpster behind my mansion that'd be swell source: cnbc.com \| share:	11
		Steph Curry and Klay Thompson walk the walk source: espn.com \| share:	7

Wed June 03, 2020
		San Francisco apartment rents plummeting like there's no tomorrow, um, I mean like wildfire, um, I mean like crazy. Let's go with crazy source: sf.curbed.com \| share:	141
(Some Guy)		Good news, one supposes: ADP projects US lost only 2.76 million jobs in May source: adpemploymentreport.com \| share:	13
(Oscar Goldman Sachs)		"After all, central Paris office space isn't cheap." Must be nice to be rich source: news.efinancialcareers.com \| share:	2

Tue June 02, 2020
		Good news doomsdayers, the 6th mass extinction in Earth's history is now accelerating source: huffpost.com \| share:	38
		"My fiancé wants his sister to be a bridesmaid in our wedding. The problem is, she drops the N-word casually and her boyfriend is a 'racist POS.' His words. I don't want her in the wedding; ettiquette-wise, is there a way to not have her involved?" source: slate.com \| share:	37
		CoV-2 looks like a hybrid of viruses from two different species (bats and pangolins), which, ironically probably means it wasn't cooked in a lab. OTOH, this also suggests there's a LOT of coronaviruses regularly exchanging genetic info source: arstechnica.com \| share:	40
		Some good news: "The evidence indicates that the economic effects of the 1918 influenza pandemic were short-term... society recovered from the 1918 influenza quickly. The Spanish flu left almost no discernible mark on the aggregate US economy" source: thedrum.com \| share:	56
		Looters bricked by the Apple Store source: tmz.com \| share:	165

Mon June 01, 2020
		Looks like drugmaker Gilead's been experimenting with insider trading source: reuters.com \| share:	4
		Another Monday, the world is still turning, the fires are still burning, the people are still dying and mourning. This is the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	664
		246 million-year-old pregnant ichthyosaur discovered in Nevada. Why yes, she was playing slots source: phys.org \| share:	1

Fri May 29, 2020
		It's Friday and we have all kinds of fresh Hell in stock. Come get it while it's hot in the MSNBC Primetime thread. Sale starts at 8 PM Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	692
		Good news for wetnoses everywhere. Winston, the Chapel Hill pug, did not have the Coronavirus. Duke still sucks source: chapelboro.com \| share:	2
		Do you want to go all 'Homer Simpson' and have your own nuclear reactor control panel? Here's a decommissioned one that's up for sale source: theverge.com \| share:	36
		It's the Beatles-Stones thing all over again source: bonappetit.com \| share:	4
		The Price is right for Dodgers minor leaguers source: boston.cbslocal.com \| share:	10

Thu May 28, 2020
		Thursday. I hope y'all are thirsty, because the news has been enough to drive one to drink today. Welcome to the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	423
		The Good News is that the unemployment numbers are stabilizing. The Bad News is that this is NOT good news source: fivethirtyeight.com \| share:	50
		Coronavirus has all but conquered the south source: axios.com \| share:	192
		Half of Americans are worried that after two months of junk food, alcohol and eating more carbohydrates while gyms remain closed will cause them to be fat forever source: foxnews.com \| share:	82

Wed May 27, 2020
		Welcome to Wednesday, where we wonder why we're whacky. This is the MSNBC Primetime thread, starting at 8 PM Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	331
		"I've been sexting my wife's aunt lately. Is that wrong? Should I not do that?" source: slate.com \| share:	16

Tue May 26, 2020
		How do you say "cross-border booty call" in Danish? source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	21
		Tuesday. Only five more alleged days until this alleged month is done. Let's sit back and scream at our televisions while we watch the MSNBC Primetime block, starting at 8 PM Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	341
		While society continues to break down in the United States, Chinese researchers are testing a vaccine candidate that's just passed peer review source: arstechnica.com \| share:	84
		New study finds that if you start to experience the loss of smell it could indicate that you will be getting a more mild case of coronavirus. Hitler's dog relieved source: theladders.com \| share:	27

Mon May 25, 2020
		Like Microsoft and Apple before them, Chrome developers discover that the vast majority of their more important security vulnerabilities stem from using "memory unsafe" programming languages like C. This is good news... for Rust source: zdnet.com \| share:	56
(Health News Review)		The three kinds of COVID stories you shouldn't put too much stock in, especially for modmins who...dammit, they're drinking again and greenlit the lot of them, didn't they? RELEASE THE ANECDOTES source: us20.campaign-archive.com \| share:	31
		Good news for the anti-globalists: Thanks to the coronavirus, the end of the new world order is now upon us source: nytimes.com \| share:	73

Sun May 24, 2020
		Is America ready for the bidet? source: grist.org \| share:	69

Sat May 23, 2020
		Good news, everyone: American conservatives have finally found a contemporary European culture they approve of source: vox.com \| share:	150
		♪ Sneeze and a haircut / 91 exposed ♪ source: nbcnews.com \| share:	111
		Good news: only 24 states have uncontrolled outbreaks of coronavirus now. Memorial Day stupids determined to beat that record source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	96
		In what is surely a coincidence, Moderna CFO and CMO sold off $30 million worth of Moderna stocks shortly after prices spiked after announcing encouraging results in their Covid-19 vaccine source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	53

Fri May 22, 2020
		In a time where Hollywood is full of sell-outs and greed, we have John Kra..... oh wait.. nevermind source: msn.com \| share:	35
		Seems the scientific community doesn't think much of Trump's hand-picked company that seems to just exist to grab a half a billion of tax payer dollars for its "promising" vaccine. The company with the CEO who has millions in stock options source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	36
		How sportsball players can minimize their 'rona risks. Also, the spitball is apparently legal in cricket source: theconversation.com \| share:	12
		15 times adults soiled themselves and lived to tell the tale source: cracked.com \| share:	85
		Fox News asks the question no one is asking during the pandemic. And I mean no one source: foxnews.com \| share:	53

Thu May 21, 2020
		Two French boys find a golden surprise in their Grandmother's bed. And no, this is not a plot summary from a dubious form of online adult entertainment source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	20
		Flooding in Michigan claims a true national treasure: The Pontiac Fiero museum source: jalopnik.com \| share:	56
		"Tiny hippie enclave" of Bolinas, north of San Francisco, mounted one of the most advanced COVID-19-testing efforts in America by testing itself. Here's what was learned source: newyorker.com \| share:	59
		Does online learning really benefit kindergartners? source: slate.com \| share:	10

Wed May 20, 2020
		In some good news, the F-35 fighter has at least one thing that works: the ejection seat source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	25
		A dead 80s art icon is now rolling in his grave. Why? Because they're slapping his work on Forever 21 clothing source: okwhatever.org \| share:	36
		Some more good news in a dark time: Coronavirus causes Beck to cancel his tour source: nme.com \| share:	46

Tue May 19, 2020
		2-year-old boy that was abducted is found safe and unharmed. Fark:: 32-years later source: msn.com \| share:	27
		If you ever felt like making Hertz donuts, one of these might be just what you need source: jalopnik.com \| share:	20
		Microsoft president admits the company was on 'the wrong side of history' on open source software. Well, it's a start source: pcgamer.com \| share:	47
		Finally some good news: A large group of Americans is already immune to coronavirus. Hooray. We have done it, now we can safely re-ope...excuse me, I skipped a word there: they are immune to EVIDENCE on coronavirus. Sorry, my bad source: propublica.org \| share:	56

Mon May 18, 2020
		It only took eight weeks for John Krasinski to run out of good news source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	20
		It's Monday, the start of a brand new week. Time to kick off your shoes and your Sunday blues and watch the MSNBC Primetime block, starting at 8 PM Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	354
		"My abusive ex-husband, despite my successful blocking of his phone number, email, Facebook, and other social media, tracked me down with a new email to ask how I was handling quarantine. I haven't spoken to him in years. Should I answer?" source: slate.com \| share:	31
		After new Google Pixel sales fall off a cliff compared to earlier Pixels, two Google Pixel bigwigs are relegated to pixel size in Alphabet's corporate history. No word on if they were gifted Windows Phones as farewell presents source: thurrott.com \| share:	33
		In Florida, 83% of those who died from COVID-19 virus were 65, older. In other news, estate sale bargains are through the roof source: tampabay.com \| share:	65

Sun May 17, 2020
		Zoom now worth more than the world's seven biggest airlines. And to subby's knowledge not a single person has died in Zoom crashes so far source: visualcapitalist.com \| share:	23
		State polls suggest Democratic Presidential candidate has "clear national lead". This is not a repeat from 2016 source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	142
		Gov. DeSantis: "Well, it's your own stupid fault for getting unemployed in teh first place" source: tampabay.com \| share:	101
		Well, we can't let the serfs start thinking they're as good as us job creators. Otherwise I might not be able to buy the new yacht, and that would be a real tragedy source: today.com \| share:	58
		You won't believe what the "best case" scenario looks like source: vox.com \| share:	54

Sat May 16, 2020
		State of Georgia finds a novel way of representing data to make it appear cases are declining, reasons that their citizens only received a Georgia education source: ajc.com \| share:	96
		If you're wondering what happened to your trench roller, your skid-steer loader or your hot air balloon gondola, Santa Fe police may have good news for you source: santafenewmexican.com \| share:	14

Fri May 15, 2020
		The States are all using different definitions of COVID cases, deaths, and tests, making tracking it harder. If only we lived in some form of union of States that could set standards source: theatlantic.com \| share:	24
		Floating anxiety Friday has arrived. Time to tune out and turn on the MSNBC Discussion thread, starting at 8 PM Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	272
		Bank of America on the new world order: Bigger governments, tech wars, less privacy, 'health the new wealth,' dogs and cats considering if they want to live together source: marketwatch.com \| share:	14

Thu May 14, 2020
		"What day is it?" "Thursday, Winslow. Today is Thursday." Tonight has Rachel back from a day off, with a virtual Town Hall on Larry. It's the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	378
		Ever wanted to get blackout drunk on wine and wake up with a face tattoo? Well, good news; Post Malone is unveiling his own brand of wine source: nme.com \| share:	15
		Vettel is out, Sainz Jr. is in at Ferrari in 2021. Riccardo gets a new pair of shoes at McLaren. Hamilton and Mercedes will still win the championship by a wide margin source: autoblog.com \| share:	23
		"For so many years his charisma was his bravado. Even if he was a son of a biatch, he was powerful. And this gained him respect even from those who weren't happy with him. Now he looks like an old, sick wolf" source: themoscowtimes.com \| share:	30
		In a little bit of good news, renewable energy poised to eclipse coal in US source: nytimes.com \| share:	36
		Trevor Noah shares the joys of working from home source: deadline.com \| share:	1
		The cure for coronavirus myths is science. Listen to it. Or else source: forbes.com \| share:	29
		Twenty-one streaming movies that take place outside and may cure your cabin fever source: film.avclub.com \| share:	14

Wed May 13, 2020
		Weird-ass Wednesday. Breathe deep of that new thread smell for the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	303
		Republican Senator John Cornyn suddenly changes tune, now urging people to sign up for the Affordable Care Act to replace their lost employer-provided coverage source: huffpost.com \| share:	46
		What to talk about when you run out of things to say source: metro.co.uk \| share:	16
		Nine in ten biz apps have out-of-date, unsupported, insecure open-source code in them. This would be a good time to buy your IT guy an appropriately socially distanced cold beverage source: theregister.co.uk \| share:	12
		Good news everyone, you can buy your very own robot murder dog for only $900 source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	22

Tue May 12, 2020
		Chickens. Not just for choking anymore source: atlantic.ctvnews.ca \| share:	9
		Complete list of US cars available with a stick: BMW 2 & 4 series Camaro Corvette Spark Challenger 124 Mustang G70 Accord Civic Fit Accent Elantra Veloster Forte Evora 3 Miata Mirage 370Z Versa 718 911 BRZ Impreza WRX 86 Corolla Yaris Golf Jetta source: caranddriver.com \| share:	89
		Autopilot can't resolve this one source: carbuzz.com \| share:	17
		Vice President Pence receives good news as prayers are answered source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	50

Mon May 11, 2020
		Fieri-Murray: The Nacho Showdown approaches source: rollingstone.com \| share:	19
		NCAA alters NET formula so that Duke can remain in Top 10 with only 3 losses instead of 4 source: kentuckysportsradio.com \| share:	1
		Since this year hasn't been weird enough, there is an out of control Chinese rocket, and it's about to crash somewhere off the east coast. Any minute now source: forbes.com \| share:	99
		Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Zoom wedding. MICHAEL source: cnet.com \| share:	10
		"Delta Air Lines started 2020 with its most successful year in company history. But with air travel nearly shut down by coronavirus, the airline is now bleeding money and will drop 10 more airports from its already skeletal network" source: sfgate.com \| share:	25

Sun May 10, 2020
		Good news: Trump's 100,000 ventilators are coming in only a week behind schedule. Better news: We don't need them source: apnews.com \| share:	87

Sat May 09, 2020
		Good news gentlemen, dress pants are out. Denim is in source: bloomberg.com \| share:	76
		Temuera Morrison (Jango Fett and the Clones from the prequels) has been cast as Boba Fett for the second season of "The Mandalorian." This is good news for the Sarlacc source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	95

Fri May 08, 2020
		Mnuchin outraged Congress won't just trust him blindly with $2.2 trillion source: thehill.com \| share:	32
		Ever wonder what horrible event might happen next? Other people have wondered, so here's the worldwide threat assessment - and a list of b-movies that have probably already been made source: politico.com \| share:	40

Thu May 07, 2020
		Leader of the free world does re-opening the right way source: nytimes.com \| share:	40
		Talk about a self-correcting problem source: foodandwine.com \| share:	13
		Good news for all of you who still have a job and a 401k, the Nasdaq is back in positive territory for the year source: barrons.com \| share:	20

Wed May 06, 2020
		"As soon as I saw you, I knew an adventure was about to happen." - A. A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, magical adventures edition source: fark.com \| share:	15
		Too many teleconferences might be burning you out. Why? Because each one is the "You Show" staring You. If these tips don't help try picturing your audience naked source: weforum.org \| share:	48
		For those missing the Cold War, we've got some good news source: reuters.com \| share:	78
		7-minute abs? Ain't no one got time for that source: today.com \| share:	10
		Good news, Illinois: You may be able to get mixed drinks to go from your favorite bars soon source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	43
		If you think people are pretty horrible lately, here's some photos that will warm the cockles of your shriveled little hearts source: boredpanda.com \| share:	7
		Good news on the Malaria front; it has been"completely stopped" by a microbe. Now on the Covid-19 front, not so much good news source: bbc.com \| share:	21

Tue May 05, 2020
		Good news: Biden can tout his work on 2009 economic recovery as part of campaign. Bad news: HE'S WEARING A TAN SUIT source: nytimes.com \| share:	49
		Good news: the number of new NY coronavirus cases are headed down. Bad news: the number of national coronavirus cases, excluding NY, are headed up. Farkward: if you put the two together, new coronavirus cases are looking...flat source: nytimes.com \| share:	78
		These armed protesters demanding the economy reopen are going too far, says noted liberal commentator Sean Hannity source: yahoo.com \| share:	71
		Brady and the Bucs rise, the Jags tank, the Packers are left in the cold, and more in YOUR post-draft NFL Power Rankings source: espn.com \| share:	25

Mon May 04, 2020
(American Consequences)		PJ O'Rourke is editing some weird magazine for Covid-19 truthers source: americanconsequences.com \| share:	184
		Maybe now we get to find out how the three seashells work source: comicbook.com \| share:	29
		Good news Jaguars fans source: espn.com \| share:	10
		Several malls, retail stores in Central Florida to reopen today. In other news, people still go to malls? source: fox35orlando.com \| share:	9

Sun May 03, 2020
		Like so many other television productions, The Daily Show crew has been furloughed by the pandemic. Trevor Noah reaches into pants, pulls out wallet: "I got this" source: theroot.com \| share:	65
		'No news is good news.' 'Ignorance is bliss.' Forewarned is.. not happening here source: latimes.com \| share:	17

Sat May 02, 2020
		Good news sports fans. The NBA has issued guidelines reopening. No, not that NBA, the other one - the Nevada Brothel Association source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	12
		Subby's an expert on this too, and what they're actually saying is, "You've dropped your dinner on the floor" source: somersetlive.co.uk \| share:	40

Fri May 01, 2020
(Some Guy)		The kind of pointless trivia when a theologian is trapped in-house for weeks unending: "Which Bible character best represents us, as a society, in this COVID-19 moment?" Subby thinks easy, Jesus, because I've run out of wine source: thegospelcoalition.org \| share: