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Thu May 26, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
At least it's taco Thursday. It's our 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Ship's on fire, yo
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, guys. There's no need to worry about global warming, generational drought, or wildfires devouring the west. They rescued an elk calf in New Mexico and named him Cinder. Get it? Cinder. Everything's fine
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
12 Monkeypox cases in the Netherlands, some of which were contracted at a leather and fetish festival in Belgium where at least 12 monkeys were spanked
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
46 insane things that only exist in Seattle. Come for the cream cheese on hot dogs, stay for the annual naked bike ride. Article to the left, frenzied argument to the right
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Shall we play a game? A game forecasting model used by the CIA predicts U.S.-China relations
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Good news everybody. You have a new way to spend your day pissing yourself off
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
A $51 burrito at Davos? Let them eat cake
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Wed May 25, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Federal Appeals Court Blocks Florida's Free Speech Law For Violating Free Speech
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One lump or zero?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Some men see things as they are, and say why. I dream of things that never were, and say why not. This is the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Tue May 24, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's a day of primary elections, ponies and peppermint potato ice cream, and this is our 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Perhaps it's quite fashionable. It hasn't gone out of style. It's a fact that people are still having sex. It's rather obvious, it's just what one expects. The evidence is all around
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
1 in 5 employees left a job at some point because of toxic culture. Sure for the other 80 percent it was money. But being a decent human being costs nothing, and if every little farking nickel and dime matters here's how to solve a 20 percent problem
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Johnny Depp is winning his court case against Amber Heard. On social media, I mean, not, like, in the courtroom or anything. And a social media win is just as good, right? Thanks, NPR
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(WikiHow)
 
 
 
Sex, drugs, and TotalFark
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Because snow leopard kitties is always good news, here's some candid clips from the recent litter at Zurich zoo. With rare visit from dad
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Mon May 23, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Technically starvation is a "diet" but it's still not recommended
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Sat May 21, 2022
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Let's find the good side of Saharan dust screwing up South Carolina weather. "It also means more vibrant sunsets and sunrises"
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Fri May 20, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ban abortion? MAGA state senate candidate goes one better, she would ban all birth control
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone - we've saved the oceans from plastic waste
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Thu May 19, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
He'll be a strong man. Oh, honey, but the wrong man. He'll eat nutritious, high protein and swallow raw eggs. Try to build up his shoulders, chest, arms, and legs. Such an effort if he only knew of my plan. In just 7 days it's the 7pm ET MSNBC thread
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ah yes, it's official. Max Scherzer really is a Met now
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Wed May 18, 2022
(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
If you lost your 241-year-old headstone along the banks of the Cuyahoga river, there's good news coming your way
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It is a Wednesday in May, and may you come over to the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Eat your damn oatmeal, it's not just for da 'beetus anymore
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
This feels like the perfect thing to buy with the crumbs of your bitcoin
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Tue May 17, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It seems like primary election season comes earlier and earlier each year with a handful of states holding their primary election today, and this is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC
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(GQ)
 
 
 
GQ asks a group of people to summarize the plot of "Avatar": "What I remember is...a guy getting attached to some shiat and then he's in the Na'vi world with all the blue people...And they're in a war or something and he's in love with a blue lady"
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Lt. Governor Gritty takes 1st step to becoming more machine than man
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
KSP2 release delayed again, from "sometime in 2022" to "early 2023"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Were you vaccinated and still got the Omicron variant? Well, we've actually got some good news for you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Traveling by car for Memorial Day? Enjoy your $5 gas. Also enjoy this annual AAA article telling us there will be traffic
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Mon May 16, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bills keep the #1 spot post free agency, Panthers take over at #32, and everyone still thinks their team can do better than it will. It's YOUR ESPN way too early offseason rankings thread
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Famed internet political commentator has some news for the people on both sides of the gun control issue...and it ain't good news
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Ever wonder which humor tropes won't make sense in the next decade or two?
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Sun May 15, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Absolutely not what we need right now
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Good news: You found a stiff. Bad news: You were looking for water (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I love you, I hate you, forget you, but I'm afraid to. You loved me, or did you, I'll never be sure. But one thing's for certain, in spite of this hurtin' I'll always be hopelessly yours, this is your FHF 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
As opposed to meat wine
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Don't worry, the owners can still stay comfortably stupid
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite salad?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good news: Researchers think they've discovered what causes SIDS. Bad news: No one wants to volunteer their kids for double blind study
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Taco Tuesday? How about Taco Thursday. This is your Taco Thursday 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Some good news on the baby formula shortage
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Good news: the bum-breathing turtle is back
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
The Onion's Exclusive Interview With North Carolina Representative Madison Cawthorn
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thank you for being a friend. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Remember that story a week or so back about the two women who were refugees from Yugoslavia two decades back, who have been searching for a Minnesota stranger they met on the plane who gave them money and hope? Well here's some good news
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Edgy McEdgeLord decides mocking the new Doctor Who's race and sexual orientation is funny. Gets ratioed so hard he deletes the tweet and then complains about haters. Article to the left, whiney edgelords upset about melanin and penises to the right
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
You can't. That's the new American Dream
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I fought the HOA, and the HOA ... lost?
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Testicular tissue frozen for 20 years found to be still viable. That's just craz- um, nuts
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Tue May 10, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
What's going on? It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Good news: Trump's grip on his cult might be slipping. Bad news: it may be slipping because Trump isn't far enough to the right
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
'Westworld' is still a thing. Hopefully
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
At this point, even NordicTrac is looking at Peloton and saying: "Damn, son"
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in the other regressive theocracy
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good news: We're close to getting the omicron variant vaccine. Bad news: You're probably not getting one
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Two loose barges that were barreling down the Potomac River are no longer loose. Now they're just stuck in the middle of the river
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Out of 92 cities in 8 nations, this U.S. city is the most affordable housing market. You could even say the homes here are a Steel
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Fri May 06, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It has been one hell of a fresh hell week, and now it's time for a FHF 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
We can all sleep a little easier knowing that the roaming goats of Kensington Avenue in Philadelphia have finally been captured
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hellish COVID variants are now cracking the code to our immunity, it's just a matter of time before they wipe us out and take over the planet. Oh and enjoy the rest of your sickly lives while you can
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Just some scenarios that we may have play out in a post-Roe world, most of them leading to civil war
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Family dog finds missing child....in its own home
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Thu May 05, 2022
(New Atlas)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. We can now reverse aging in the brain. There's just one small problem... ;
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Again, 123456
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's non-partisan, honestly objective take from CNN: The economy is doomed. DOOMED. AMERICANS ARE ABOUT TO GIVE UP. BIDEN HAS FAILED. FLEE. FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES FOR THERE IS NO HOPE
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What you should expect as a result of the Fed's interest rate hike. Despite, you know, your refrigerator box being repossessed. Although subby's got an extra box left over from when he bought a new washing machine, if you don't mind downsizing a bit
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Wed May 04, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"In my line of work I need love to keep my hands from freezing on the inside ... I need you to turn up the radio, louder please. Just so that I don't have to listen to this shiat again." It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baseball is in need of a slump buster
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Is that good news or bad news, Sharon Osbourne?
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
I don't think there's any reason to worry. Surely Elon Musk will ensure that no endangered species are harmed as a result of his spaceport expansion plans in Texas
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
NASA administrator Bill Nelson calls for no more "cost plus" contracts. Fark yeah. This definitely not good news for old and corrupt rocket companies
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
On the dresser sits a frame with a photograph of two little girls in ponytails some 21 years back. She left one night with just a nod was lost from some back alley job. I close my eyes and Sally's pigeons fly never seeing her again. The 7 p.m. ET MSNBC
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(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
And now, some good news
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Mon May 02, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bathing on the roof her beauty and the moonlight overthrew her. She tied you to a kitchen chair. She broke your throne, and she cut your hair & from your lips she drew the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New report states that America will have recovered all jobs lost during COVID by the end of the summer. Sure, nobody wants to do any of them, but they will have been recovered
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Cancer rates declining in Canada but cases, deaths increasing because of demographic factors - you probably wouldn't know them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tulsi Gabbard pushes conspiracy theory that Biden is controlled by Obama
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Sun May 01, 2022
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
50 wholesome pics to help you smile again. Warning: gets a bit dusty
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Sat April 30, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This blows
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Drink water?
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Fri April 29, 2022
(NASA Spaceflight)
 
 
 
With all mirror elements in unified focus and all instruments aligned, the James Webb Space Telescope continues to exceed expectations
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Thu April 28, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
What does it all mean? This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Wed April 27, 2022
(PBS)
 
 
 
Good news: The public congressional hearings into the Jan 6 2021 riot that were supposed to start in late February or March 2022 but got moved to April and then rescheduled to May are all ready to go for June primetime
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
O Goddess hear these tuneless numbers, wrung by sweet enforcement and remembrance dear and pardon that thy secrets should be sung even into thine own soft-conched ear. Surely I dreamt to-day, or did I see the winged Psyche 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US, Russia swap prisoners so they can experience nuclear war from the comfort of their own homes
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Tue April 26, 2022
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Baby Brandon let go after kidnappers are arrested
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Where dips the rocky highland of Sleuth Wood in the lake, there lies a leafy island where flapping herons wake. The drowsy water rats. There we've hid our faery vats, full of berrys and of reddest stolen cherries. It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Author believes Coby Bryant could land safely in Los Angeles
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
It's butts, isn't it?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you are heavily invested in nuclear weapons manufacturers, I have some good news and bad news. Good news is, you're making a ton of money. Bad news would be that you're not going to be able to spend it in a burned out wasteland
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, Japan seems well on its way to whitewashing its past
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Sun April 24, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nice. But shouldn't this have been published on 4/20?
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(News Break)
 
 
 
Oh, look...Florida is slowly crawling out of the Dark Ages and into the 21st century in more ways than drug-fueled arrests and Disney World
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Sat April 23, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Good news everybody. Netflix isn't actually going to make you stop sharing your password. It's just going to start charging you a fee for every time you do it
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos is worth $160 billion, so of course Congress is getting ready to bail him out. Still no minimum wage increase for you poors
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Wed April 20, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Crapped out, yawning longing my life away. I'll never worry, why should I? It's all gonna fade. Now I sit by my window and I watch the cars. I fear I'll do some damage one fine day, but I would not be convicted by a jury of the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The good news is you are not lactose intolerant. The bad news is you have colon cancer
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How about a little good news for a change?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Turns out America's "favorite Dr." Oz is getting financial backing from America's favorite chemical family that poisoned the water supply for 50 years
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(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
Russia sanctions cause shortage of vacuum tubes for guitar amps in US:" The price for some tubes has nearly doubled from about $18 to more than $33." Hungry Ukrainians in bombed and besieged cities send their thoughts and prayers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's official. He's running again
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Sanctions are digging into Russia's ability to manufacture weapons. Probably
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Mon April 18, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Welcome to our tropical hideaway you lucky people, you. If we weren't in the show starting right away we'd be in the audience too. In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room. In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room. All the birds sing 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
What Snoo baby? Baby: Zzzzzzzzzz
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Sun April 17, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
April 17, 2006: A date which will live in infamy. ~ Abraham Lincoln
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(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
"The pills. Opioids. Oxycontin. Hydrocodone. Percocet. Muscle relaxants. Xanax. Heroin. I was a drug addict with a PGA Tour card"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Retro gaming devices. Do you use them? How are they? Is it difficult to get started?
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Sat April 16, 2022
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks provides the only feel-good news story for Cleveland this season
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is currently continuing his family's near-century long tradition of baking Pizzagaina (Easter Pies). What Easter Food Traditions are you Farkers keeping alive? And, no you cant have his family recipe, grandma would smack him with a wooden spoon
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
The good news: At least nine gamers seem to be enjoying Square Enix's latest RPG
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Spectrum kid is really good at hide and seek
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Fri April 15, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Follow the poop, control the virus
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We're the fragile elite they dragged off the street. I guess they just couldn't take us no more. Good old boys and girls congregating, waiting in another world with roller coaster brains. We're all crazy. It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Traitor Texts revealed
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Thu April 14, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Seven cars from the 1970s found with a bit of water damage. Jimmy Hoffa still missing
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Are you a bird?
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Tue April 12, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night, and with this, your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gas might be getting too expensive, but good news: it will also remain inefficient for the entire summer
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Good news: you can now win the chance to cheat death by painting the roof of Seattle's Space Needle and not even get paid for your effort
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(Some Eugene)
 
 
 
MST3K fave Eddie Deezen arrested after numerous shenanigans in his Maryland hometown. This is not a repeat from September 2021...THAT trial's next month
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Mon April 11, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
10 Senate seats that are likely to flip party seats in November
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news: Scientists think they have a cure for premature ejaculation. Bad news: It involves zapping the penis with electrical current for half-an-hour at a time
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 speeds to #1 with $70 million, sending the terrible Jared Leto misfire Morbius to #2 with $10 million. Michael Bay's Ambulance is a disaster at #4 with $8 million, Everything Everywhere All At Once debuting at #5 with $7 million
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Sat April 09, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
The good news is that it's reducing the number of Canada Geese. The very bad news is that it's decimating all the other bird species as well
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
If hometown's top attraction is Unclaimed Baggage store, it's a pretty lame place to grow up in
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Fri April 08, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Congratulations, USA: You played yourself
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
'We can turn back time' say scientists, Cher (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you were thinking about planning on kidnapping a politician, good news, apparently you can do all the planning you want and you're all good and will face zero consequences
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Thu April 07, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
That beef that claims to be "raised without antibiotics?" Well, guess what
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Republican Healthcare" memes become reality
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
It's not just national beer day, it's also national burrito day. Just in case you're both thirsty and hungry
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin is trying to make a political comeback, but doesn't realize her GOP is buying its Crazy wholesale rather than retail these days
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Wed April 06, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's a world of laughter a world of tears. It's a world of hopes and a world of fears. There's so much that we share that it's time we're aware it's a small world after all. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread after all
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you've ever dreamed of a job where you can run a post office and count penguins, then I have some good news for you
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Congrats on winning the national championship KU, now it's time to deal with those Level I violations being investigated by the FBI
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(Famadillo)
 
 
 
"Good news everyone observing Lent: Capybaras are considered fish"
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Tue April 05, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
One Shining Montage
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Oh la la, it's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread, da da da
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, Housewives of New Jersey star Jennifer Aydin's stolen Ferrari has been found
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Do you have a Wii system tucked in a closet? Have we got some good news for you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why do so many people think America is losing jobs when it isn't? Because many Americans do not want it to be too easy to find (and leave) a job
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Sun April 03, 2022
(The Spun)
 
 
 
Might as well skip the Masters this year
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Fri April 01, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
You can have my toaster when you pry it from my burnt, crumbly, hot and toasty fingers
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Thu March 31, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good news, fellow Apes. Gamestonk has announced they will be flooding the market with 700,000,000 new shares that you can blow your life savings on
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The end of March is here, and summertime is now just a couple months away. This, my friends, is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Lamborghini driver muses follow-home L.A. robbers who beat him & fled empty handed could've changed their fortunes by investing in his cryptocurrency, PabloCoin. Now he's offering 20K bounty in PabloCoin to whoever turns 'em in. PabloCoin
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Wed March 30, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Young punk spillin' beer on my shoes. Fat guy's talkin' to me tryin' to steal my blues. Thick smoke, see her smiling through I never thought so much could happen just shootin' pool, but I can't dance, I can't talk, it's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Welcome to weird & wonderful Wednesday night hockey. Will the Jets fly high over Buffalo? Will the Wings manage to lose by only single digits? Will Edmonton or L.A. prevail in the Battle of the Oil Rich Cities? Can Vegas do anything? Game on @ 7pm ET
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
That's just super. No, seriously
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
One of the biggest crypto heists of all time, committed by Tamagotchis
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Tue March 29, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The ayes have it. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good News, Everyone. If you used TurboTax in the past few years, you probably have a $0.0013 check in your future. Please consult your financial adviser to invest this windfall
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Mon March 28, 2022
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
If you get an unexpected USB drive in the mail with a letter claiming it is part of a Best Buy gift card, don't actually plug it in
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Sun March 27, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
And the most popular Supreme Court nominee in years is..... Ketanji Brown Jackson
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Sat March 26, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Good news for Music lovers - one of the Bay Area's last country music stations is no more
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Fri March 25, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, the FHF 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Who knew ambulances charged by the mile?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Good news: we've found one possibly surefire way to prevent COVID. Bad news: it's tuberculosis
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The bad news is, you have pancreatic cancer. The good news is, we need you to step on this rusty nail
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Good news, Volkswagen shoppers: factories in Ukraine have restarted production of car wiring harnesses, with workers emerging from bunkers between artillery attacks
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Wed March 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
To the relief of reasonable parents everywhere, Moderna says its baby-sized 5G chips are finally ready
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Tue March 22, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. George R. R. Martin has completed a new blog post about Elden Ring, so I'm sure he'll be picking Winds of Winter back up again any moment now to get it finished. Aaaaaaany moment now. Just gotta wait a little bit longer
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Mon March 21, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The good news is your butt is still in 2nd place
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I'm an attorney with $200K in student loans - how can I go bankrupt to lose this debt?
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
All 22 Oreo flavors ranked. Wait a sec? How in the hell are there 22 Oreo flavors?
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Fri March 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good news everybody. A no fly zone has finally been established. By Russia
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Thu March 17, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sleazy city, sleepy people down in your alleys seems that anything goes. Blue films flicker, hands of a stranger. Getting to know you and I'm getting to like you. Blue films flicker hands of a stranger. Getting to know your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Good news, Marylanders. A safety inspection of the NIST nuclear reactor only found 7 violations. That's a lot less than 10 or 15 violations. And since they did one of those emergency shutdown thingies, you're all perfectly safe now
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Having Internet access correlates with lower rate of COVID-19 deaths in the US
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Wed March 16, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
From a pregnant dude to beans, and everything in-betweens, 37 new super weird emojis dropped
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(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
"I ... want to punch Bob in the face"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Afforesting" the world's savannas will capture less carbon than hoped. It seems that on this planet we must obey the laws of thermodynamics
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Tue March 15, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good news Packers fans - the final Aaron Rodgers contract is even worse for GB than previously reported
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
SoftBank's founder loses $25bil in tech's brutal winter. The Son is there
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's the terror of knowing what the world is about watching some good friends screaming 'let me out.' Pray tomorrow gets me higher. Sat on a fence but it don't work. Keep coming up with love but it's so slashed and torn. It's the 7pm ET MSNBC thread
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Mon March 14, 2022
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Draymond Green might be one of the greatest players of all time
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Sun March 13, 2022
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Big E sounds about as positive as one can be given that he has a broken neck
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(MSN)
 
 
 
OMG, gas is so expensive. Let's go idle in line for 35 minutes to save $10 on my truck's 30 gallons of gas
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Fri March 11, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
The hipsters have finally reached the digital age: compact disc sales highest since 2004
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Thu March 10, 2022
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
"The Meg 2: Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo" scheduled to hit theaters next year
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Thinking about taking your company and getting the f*ck out of the dumpster fire that is the Russian economy? Good news comrade, is OUR company now
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(Consequence)
 
 
 
This is not the greatest tour in the world. This is a tribute
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Wed March 09, 2022
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
She'll simply blame it on Jewish Space Lasers or something
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Good news, people - Lawrence, KS Police Department does not condone officers having sex with people who are unable to consent while on duty. That's a really specific description, just saying
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good news for MTG: the Russo-Ukrainian War will make it harder for the Jews to make their lasers
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Tue March 08, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Good Vibrations, Help Me Rhonda, Surfer Girl and Little Honda. Tighter tighter, honey honey, sugar sugar, yummy yummy. CBS, Warner Brothers, RCA your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. Life is a rock but the radio rolled me gotta turn it up louder
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pixar's Aunt Flo came to visit and the story about it is hilarious
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Mon March 07, 2022
(Allure Magazine)
 
 
 
Hit your anus with it?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Voters are angry they had to protect themselves against a virulent virus and want to punish those responsible
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month January 2022 voting for Main
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Sat March 05, 2022
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Russia has already lost the Ukraine war, the Putin out front should have already told ya
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Fri March 04, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Invasive foreign NOPE spreading through the southeast
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(Politico)
 
 
 
While we were sleeping, Florida just got a little bit more Florida
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Thu March 03, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Quasi-literate Sæculars went to stores and bought prefabricated letters, machine-printed on heavy stock with nice pictures, and sent them to each other as emotional gestures, not at all like the MSNBC thread at 7pm Eastern
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
So it runs very hot and very loud and the battery doesn't last 4 hours in typical use. The Verge's score: 8.5/10. The Aristocrats
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(SFist)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, at least those of you who don't want children: Covid may cause infertility. Bad news: It may also cause erectile dysfunction
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Wed March 02, 2022
(Futurism)
 
 
 
A podcaster uses a Voight-Kampff test to see if Mark Zuckerberg is a replicant
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Adam Page be ready to defend his title against Adam Cole, Bay-Bay? Was MJF telling the truth (for once) last week? What is Tony Khan's latest huge announcement? AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm ET on TBS, the SuperStation
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eggs-cellent
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Star Wars Rogue Squadron given a release date, which apparently means Star Wars' future looks bright because it's not enough to already have dozens of other upcoming Star Wars projects
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Good news for those with peanut allergies: New treatment could allow you to eat a couple of peanuts, and all you need to do is take "poop pills" every day for a month
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Tue March 01, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In case it wasn't clear, don't consume the contents of your COVID test kit
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Loch Ness Monster has been spotted again, now the world has indisputable evidence that it lives ...in a kitchen
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I must've dreamed a 1,000 dreams. Been haunted by a million screams, but I can hear the marching feet. They're moving into the street. Now did you read the news today? They say the danger's gone away, and this is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Coors Light is finally ditching those environmentally unfriendly plastic 6-pack rings. Now if they'd only ditch the stuff that's inside the cans, they might have a product worth buying
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Good news: Scott Disick is finally dating someone over the age of 21. Creepy news: She looks just like his ex's sister, Kylie Jenner
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Even getting thrown up on is better at Disneyland. WARNING: Graphic
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Mon February 28, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Good News: President Biden drops the mask mandate that conservatives have been whining about for YEARS. Bad News: They still won't shut the hell up about it
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(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
If Putin was going to Denazify Ukraine, maybe he shouldn't have targeted a Jewish enclave first
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Fri February 25, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well, that's a good start
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(Politico)
 
 
 
...chaos and power?
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(Some Dude)
 
 
 
Here are six ways to fight the munchies when you're... wait, are you going to finish that?
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Thu February 24, 2022
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Good News: 87 year old Senator from Oklahoma is resigning next week. Bad news: Likely to be replaced with someone more stupid
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Wed February 23, 2022
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
The Millennium Tower is not only sinking and tilting, it's also sliding. What the hell is an aluminum tower?
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Tue February 22, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It is a taco Tuesday. What is your favorite kind of taco? What is your favorite joint? Let's find out together here on your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Slack is down. Subby just blinked, rubbed his eyes and looked out the window for the first time in months. Is it... is it Christmas?
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Just like the rent, the cost of algae-based biofuel is still too damn high. But perhaps there is good news on the horizon
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Today I learned that astrophysicists, in the event that Earth is going to get hit by a black hole, have a "Ludacris solution" already planned
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Mon February 21, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Is it me, or are we taking this "let's recreate the 1980s" cosplay a little too far with recreating elements of The Cold War? In this land of confusion watch 99 red balloons go by, because it's your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Self Magazine)
 
 
 
17 relationship red flags, not including going "Couldn't that have been a slideshow?"
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(People actually wore these?)
 
 
 
Somebody found a book of "create-at-home" costumes from 1983 and the contents are...undescribeable
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Good news: Skydiving instructor lives after parachute fails to deploy. Sad news: Skydiving instructor dies one day after parachute fails to deploy
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Fri February 18, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A fresh hell Friday on a Friday? This must be your Friday 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. The pandemic is ending in California
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Much like Robocops can't be stopped, Robocalls also can't be stopped
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Thu February 17, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
War, it's got one friend that's The Undertaker. Oh, war, has shattered many a young man's dreams. Made him disabled, bitter and mean. Life is much too short and precious to spend fighting wars each day. It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Glamour Magazine)
 
 
 
Our long kitschy nightmare is over
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
So you think beauty is just skin deep? Not so fast there
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Wed February 16, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news if you're about to take a cruise -- the CDC has relaxed its guidance from a loudly yelled "What? You're taking a cruise? You're gonna catch COVID you bloody idiot" to only a stern headshake, loud tsk-tsk, and softly muttered "moron"
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Tue February 15, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Batman to sparkle in China
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Good news, we finally started processing your rape kit. Bad news, your DNA is linked to a crime so you're under arrest. Sorry about the rape
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Mon February 14, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
The best, worst, and sketchiest ads of Super Bowl 2022. Hmm, wonder which category all those crypto ads ended up in?
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(Some Force Majeure Guy)
 
 
 
Bayer tells farmers all those weeds this year are an act of god
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(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Shots fired at Democratic mayoral candidate in Louisville KY. Candidate unharmed, gunman in custody
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Good news, ladies: Spartacus is back on the market
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Sat February 12, 2022
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
One of many lists of prop bets available for tomorrow's big game. Subby sets the over/under for bleeped halftime lyrics at 11
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Health scolds' soda tax has been great - especially for beer distributors
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Fri February 11, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Who would have thought that it will come to this, because of 99 balloons. 99 years of war leaving no room for winners. They're no more Ministers of War and no jet planes either. Today I do my rounds see the world in ruins. It's the 7pm ET MSNBC thread
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Just use your trusty Boring Company flame thrower
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Wed February 09, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Tesla stan: "FSD is going to make driving so much safer" FSD: *immediately tries to run over a cyclist* Stan: "See? It warned us it was trying to commit murder Praise be to Elon"
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Shut up and take our money for yet another "Futurama" revival. But probably still without blackjack and hookers. And Bender
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Good news for you Adult Disney-goers, the 900+ Disney photos in your camera roll are going to finally come in handy because the Smithsonian is looking for your pics
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Tonga now suffering triple disaster whammy: volcano, tsunami, Elon Musk
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Tue February 08, 2022
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Suburban Maryland dog walker injured in dog flipping related attack, which is just as evil as you were thinking, but probably less acrobatic than you are picturing
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Mon February 07, 2022
(Asharq Al-Awsat)
 
 
 
The good news: Putin isn't planning a war in Europe. The bad news: He is planning something far more sinister
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Sun February 06, 2022
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
You had us at "squishy robots"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Then they came for my fries, and there was no one to speak on my behalf
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good news everybody. U.S. intelligence assessment says Russia is accelerating preparations for an invasion that could result in 50,000 civilian deaths, five million refugees, the fall of Kyiv in two days and a partridge in a pear tree
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Sat February 05, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
Weeners
 
If you were worried about a shortage of penises in your life, I have good news -- HBO has renewed "Euphoria" for a third season
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Fri February 04, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Ocean acidification impacts on fish behavior have decreased, placing the herring out of a pickle
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's a FHF in February, and this is the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You thought you couldn't see John Cena playing the piano. After last night's episode of Peacemaker, you thought wrong
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher shopping for sex toys at school, make sure your computer isn't connected to the projector
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Exhibit #44290 that the stock market is not the economy. A good jobs report leads to stock market selloff because if things were a bit worse the Fed might keep interest rates lower for longer
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Thu February 03, 2022
(Money Control (India))
 
 
 
Apparently New York City rats not only have plenty of pizza to get sick on, they also have their own special COVID variant
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
"The bank doesn't seem to care" as thousands of dollars taken from Baton Rouge bank accounts following check washing surge. I guess that's what they mean by no-interest checking
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband does not want us to get pregnant unless I quit my job, and I don't think--yes, he said 'us' even though I'm the one who carries the child and will ultimately be responsible for the pregnancy and childcare, why do you ask?"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Because when a bunch of scared white guys in middle management have no idea why the business is crashing, they start talking about a reorg
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
United States men's national soccer team broke a record on Wednesday night, playing in -15 wind chill
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(Time)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, the EU rules that natural gas and nuclear power can be considered green energy, prompting philosophy majors to question "what does green energy really mean" and pro-nukes to shake their heads at being compared to natty gas
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Wed February 02, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Silver and gold might buy you a home, but things of this world they won't last you long, and time has a way of turning us old and time can't be bought back with silver and gold. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(CNN)
 
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Good news, everybody. Wall street bankers and CEOs are seeing huge increases in their compensation packages over the previous year, which must mean that our trickle-down economy is about to become a tsunami-down one
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
If you are tired of those monkey flipping monkeys on monkey flipping planes, here's some good news for you
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
"It's hard to believe it could happen at a major bank," writes someone who is unfamiliar with major banks
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
USGS "Remain calm. Don't panic. All is well"
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Tue February 01, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"My hands are fine. I played in Pittsburgh"
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Mon January 31, 2022
(Vox)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, we heard you like burnout, so we got you burnout to go with your burnout while you experience more burnout
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Fri January 28, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I thought that you knew it all well you've seen it 10 times before. I thought that you had it down with both your feet on the ground. I love slow, slow but deep. Dream on my dear and renounce temporal obligations. Dream on my 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Noted right-wing commentator thinks Joe Manchin is the best thing to happen to Joe Biden. No, wait, make that James Carville. What the...?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Two words I didn't want to read today: mutant Omicron
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Answer: Because steak tastes awesome
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
New polls show Biden beating Trump in potential 2024 match up. Giant Meteor demands a recount
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Thu January 27, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The darkness must go down the river of night's dreaming. Flow morphia slow let the sun and light come streaming into my life, into my life. There's a light, over at the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Covid was all about the new mutations but now it looks like it's going retro in long haulers
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Let's make life simpler: solve all our world's problems with professional pillow fighting
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Why would you show us more greatness from a game you'll never make? Bastards
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Wed January 26, 2022
(The London Economic)
 
 
 
Good news: Brexit pays dividends at last. Sure, it's to an Irish port as exporters seek to avoid the UK land bridge, but dividends are dividends. Thanks, Bojo
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Well come on generals let's move fast, your big chance is come at last. Gotta go out and get those reds. The only good commie is one that's dead & you know that peace can only be won when you blow them all to kingdom come to the 7pm ET MSNBC thread
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey, old guy. Miss your old System/360? Good news. This guy wrote an emulator, including a front panel with accurate blinkenlights
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve: The economy is getting better so lets hike interest rates
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(Vox)
 
 
 
NASA working diligently to prolong the agony
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Good news Demi-gods, the Percy Jackson TV series has been given the go-ahead by Disney+
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Apple CEO Tim Cook stalked by woman demanding sex, mailing him photos of guns, claiming he is the father of her children. No word if she's run in and hurled a sledgehammer at a giant video of Big Brother yet
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Remember that tiny Alabama town with the egregious traffic stop revenue? The chief just resigned in the wake of the reports
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