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Thu May 26, 2022
		At least it's taco Thursday. It's our 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	114
		Ship's on fire, yo source: floridatoday.com \| share:	40
		Good news, guys. There's no need to worry about global warming, generational drought, or wildfires devouring the west. They rescued an elk calf in New Mexico and named him Cinder. Get it? Cinder. Everything's fine source: npr.org \| share:	34
		12 Monkeypox cases in the Netherlands, some of which were contracted at a leather and fetish festival in Belgium where at least 12 monkeys were spanked source: nltimes.nl \| share:	29
(Some Guy)		46 insane things that only exist in Seattle. Come for the cream cheese on hot dogs, stay for the annual naked bike ride. Article to the left, frenzied argument to the right source: secretseattle.co \| share:	163
		Shall we play a game? A game forecasting model used by the CIA predicts U.S.-China relations source: politico.com \| share:	12
		Good news everybody. You have a new way to spend your day pissing yourself off source: arstechnica.com \| share:	18
		A $51 burrito at Davos? Let them eat cake source: cnbc.com \| share:	9

Wed May 25, 2022
		Federal Appeals Court Blocks Florida's Free Speech Law For Violating Free Speech source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	49
		One lump or zero? source: cnn.com \| share:	5
		Some men see things as they are, and say why. I dream of things that never were, and say why not. This is the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	135

Tue May 24, 2022
		It's a day of primary elections, ponies and peppermint potato ice cream, and this is our 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	208
		Perhaps it's quite fashionable. It hasn't gone out of style. It's a fact that people are still having sex. It's rather obvious, it's just what one expects. The evidence is all around source: abc7.com \| share:	41
		1 in 5 employees left a job at some point because of toxic culture. Sure for the other 80 percent it was money. But being a decent human being costs nothing, and if every little farking nickel and dime matters here's how to solve a 20 percent problem source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	33
		Good news, everybody. Johnny Depp is winning his court case against Amber Heard. On social media, I mean, not, like, in the courtroom or anything. And a social media win is just as good, right? Thanks, NPR source: npr.org \| share:	253
		Sex, drugs, and TotalFark source: wikihow.com \| share:	12
		Because snow leopard kitties is always good news, here's some candid clips from the recent litter at Zurich zoo. With rare visit from dad source: youtube.com \| share:	2

Mon May 23, 2022
		Technically starvation is a "diet" but it's still not recommended source: thetakeout.com \| share:	29

Sat May 21, 2022
		Let's find the good side of Saharan dust screwing up South Carolina weather. "It also means more vibrant sunsets and sunrises" source: wyff4.com \| share:	20

Fri May 20, 2022
		Ban abortion? MAGA state senate candidate goes one better, she would ban all birth control source: huffpost.com \| share:	161
		Good news, everyone - we've saved the oceans from plastic waste source: cnn.com \| share:	46

Thu May 19, 2022
		He'll be a strong man. Oh, honey, but the wrong man. He'll eat nutritious, high protein and swallow raw eggs. Try to build up his shoulders, chest, arms, and legs. Such an effort if he only knew of my plan. In just 7 days it's the 7pm ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	111
		Ah yes, it's official. Max Scherzer really is a Met now source: ftw.usatoday.com \| share:	9

Wed May 18, 2022
		If you lost your 241-year-old headstone along the banks of the Cuyahoga river, there's good news coming your way source: news5cleveland.com \| share:	19
		It is a Wednesday in May, and may you come over to the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	90
		Eat your damn oatmeal, it's not just for da 'beetus anymore source: phys.org \| share:	8
		This feels like the perfect thing to buy with the crumbs of your bitcoin source: foodandwine.com \| share:	2

Tue May 17, 2022
		It seems like primary election season comes earlier and earlier each year with a handful of states holding their primary election today, and this is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC source: msnbc.com \| share:	154
		GQ asks a group of people to summarize the plot of "Avatar": "What I remember is...a guy getting attached to some shiat and then he's in the Na'vi world with all the blue people...And they're in a war or something and he's in love with a blue lady" source: gq.com \| share:	52
		Lt. Governor Gritty takes 1st step to becoming more machine than man source: 6abc.com \| share:	121
(Some Guy)		KSP2 release delayed again, from "sometime in 2022" to "early 2023" source: forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com \| share:	13
		Were you vaccinated and still got the Omicron variant? Well, we've actually got some good news for you source: gizmodo.com \| share:	16
		Traveling by car for Memorial Day? Enjoy your $5 gas. Also enjoy this annual AAA article telling us there will be traffic source: cnn.com \| share:	105

Mon May 16, 2022
		Bills keep the #1 spot post free agency, Panthers take over at #32, and everyone still thinks their team can do better than it will. It's YOUR ESPN way too early offseason rankings thread source: espn.com \| share:	20
		Famed internet political commentator has some news for the people on both sides of the gun control issue...and it ain't good news source: youtube.com \| share:	227
		Ever wonder which humor tropes won't make sense in the next decade or two? source: thesun.ie \| share:	37

Sun May 15, 2022
		Absolutely not what we need right now source: apnews.com \| share:	124

Fri May 13, 2022
		Good news: You found a stiff. Bad news: You were looking for water (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	14
		I love you, I hate you, forget you, but I'm afraid to. You loved me, or did you, I'll never be sure. But one thing's for certain, in spite of this hurtin' I'll always be hopelessly yours, this is your FHF 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	111
		As opposed to meat wine source: pastemagazine.com \| share:	29
		Don't worry, the owners can still stay comfortably stupid source: axios.com \| share:	80

Thu May 12, 2022
		What is your favorite salad? source: fark.com \| share:	85
(Some Guy)		Good news: Researchers think they've discovered what causes SIDS. Bad news: No one wants to volunteer their kids for double blind study source: biospace.com \| share:	13
		Taco Tuesday? How about Taco Thursday. This is your Taco Thursday 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	95
		Some good news on the baby formula shortage source: abc7.com \| share:	44

Wed May 11, 2022
		Good news: the bum-breathing turtle is back source: phys.org \| share:	8
		The Onion's Exclusive Interview With North Carolina Representative Madison Cawthorn source: theonion.com \| share:	32
		Thank you for being a friend. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	159
		Remember that story a week or so back about the two women who were refugees from Yugoslavia two decades back, who have been searching for a Minnesota stranger they met on the plane who gave them money and hope? Well here's some good news source: mprnews.org \| share:	23
		Edgy McEdgeLord decides mocking the new Doctor Who's race and sexual orientation is funny. Gets ratioed so hard he deletes the tweet and then complains about haters. Article to the left, whiney edgelords upset about melanin and penises to the right source: comicsands.com \| share:	194
		You can't. That's the new American Dream source: marketwatch.com \| share:	55
		I fought the HOA, and the HOA ... lost? source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	139
		Testicular tissue frozen for 20 years found to be still viable. That's just craz- um, nuts source: eurekalert.org \| share:	6

Tue May 10, 2022
		What's going on? It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	111
		Good news: Trump's grip on his cult might be slipping. Bad news: it may be slipping because Trump isn't far enough to the right source: politico.com \| share:	89
		'Westworld' is still a thing. Hopefully source: avclub.com \| share:	78
		At this point, even NordicTrac is looking at Peloton and saying: "Damn, son" source: cnbc.com \| share:	28

Mon May 09, 2022
		Meanwhile, in the other regressive theocracy source: politico.com \| share:	55
		Good news: We're close to getting the omicron variant vaccine. Bad news: You're probably not getting one source: cnbc.com \| share:	138
		Good news, everybody. Two loose barges that were barreling down the Potomac River are no longer loose. Now they're just stuck in the middle of the river source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	39

Sun May 08, 2022
		Out of 92 cities in 8 nations, this U.S. city is the most affordable housing market. You could even say the homes here are a Steel source: marketwatch.com \| share:	58

Fri May 06, 2022
		It has been one hell of a fresh hell week, and now it's time for a FHF 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	133
		We can all sleep a little easier knowing that the roaming goats of Kensington Avenue in Philadelphia have finally been captured source: philadelphia.cbslocal.com \| share:	34
		Hellish COVID variants are now cracking the code to our immunity, it's just a matter of time before they wipe us out and take over the planet. Oh and enjoy the rest of your sickly lives while you can source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	150
		Just some scenarios that we may have play out in a post-Roe world, most of them leading to civil war source: threadreaderapp.com \| share:	123
		Family dog finds missing child....in its own home source: wgal.com \| share:	24

Thu May 05, 2022
(New Atlas)		Good news, everyone. We can now reverse aging in the brain. There's just one small problem... ; source: newatlas.com \| share:	21
		Again, 123456 source: usatoday.com \| share:	20
		Today's non-partisan, honestly objective take from CNN: The economy is doomed. DOOMED. AMERICANS ARE ABOUT TO GIVE UP. BIDEN HAS FAILED. FLEE. FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES FOR THERE IS NO HOPE source: cnn.com \| share:	235
		What you should expect as a result of the Fed's interest rate hike. Despite, you know, your refrigerator box being repossessed. Although subby's got an extra box left over from when he bought a new washing machine, if you don't mind downsizing a bit source: cnn.com \| share:	93

Wed May 04, 2022
		"In my line of work I need love to keep my hands from freezing on the inside ... I need you to turn up the radio, louder please. Just so that I don't have to listen to this shiat again." It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	125
		Baseball is in need of a slump buster source: espn.com \| share:	38
		Is that good news or bad news, Sharon Osbourne? source: loudersound.com \| share:	21
		I don't think there's any reason to worry. Surely Elon Musk will ensure that no endangered species are harmed as a result of his spaceport expansion plans in Texas source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	21

Tue May 03, 2022
		NASA administrator Bill Nelson calls for no more "cost plus" contracts. Fark yeah. This definitely not good news for old and corrupt rocket companies source: twitter.com \| share:	30
		On the dresser sits a frame with a photograph of two little girls in ponytails some 21 years back. She left one night with just a nod was lost from some back alley job. I close my eyes and Sally's pigeons fly never seeing her again. The 7 p.m. ET MSNBC source: msnbc.com \| share:	183
		And now, some good news source: metalsucks.net \| share:	15

Mon May 02, 2022
		Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bathing on the roof her beauty and the moonlight overthrew her. She tied you to a kitchen chair. She broke your throne, and she cut your hair & from your lips she drew the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	154
		New report states that America will have recovered all jobs lost during COVID by the end of the summer. Sure, nobody wants to do any of them, but they will have been recovered source: cnn.com \| share:	70
		Cancer rates declining in Canada but cases, deaths increasing because of demographic factors - you probably wouldn't know them source: eurekalert.org \| share:	6
		Tulsi Gabbard pushes conspiracy theory that Biden is controlled by Obama source: yahoo.com \| share:	128

Sun May 01, 2022
		50 wholesome pics to help you smile again. Warning: gets a bit dusty source: boredpanda.com \| share:	10

Sat April 30, 2022
		This blows source: bbc.com \| share:	33
		Drink water? source: livescience.com \| share:	54

Fri April 29, 2022
		With all mirror elements in unified focus and all instruments aligned, the James Webb Space Telescope continues to exceed expectations source: nasaspaceflight.com \| share:	40

Thu April 28, 2022
		What does it all mean? This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	115

Wed April 27, 2022
		Good news: The public congressional hearings into the Jan 6 2021 riot that were supposed to start in late February or March 2022 but got moved to April and then rescheduled to May are all ready to go for June primetime source: pbs.org \| share:	65
		O Goddess hear these tuneless numbers, wrung by sweet enforcement and remembrance dear and pardon that thy secrets should be sung even into thine own soft-conched ear. Surely I dreamt to-day, or did I see the winged Psyche 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	159
		US, Russia swap prisoners so they can experience nuclear war from the comfort of their own homes source: cnn.com \| share:	57

Tue April 26, 2022
		Baby Brandon let go after kidnappers are arrested source: abc7news.com \| share:	45
		Where dips the rocky highland of Sleuth Wood in the lake, there lies a leafy island where flapping herons wake. The drowsy water rats. There we've hid our faery vats, full of berrys and of reddest stolen cherries. It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	184
		Author believes Coby Bryant could land safely in Los Angeles source: sportingnews.com \| share:	7

Mon April 25, 2022
		It's butts, isn't it? source: uproxx.com \| share:	16
		If you are heavily invested in nuclear weapons manufacturers, I have some good news and bad news. Good news is, you're making a ton of money. Bad news would be that you're not going to be able to spend it in a burned out wasteland source: cnbc.com \| share:	11
		Good news everybody, Japan seems well on its way to whitewashing its past source: apnews.com \| share:	69

Sun April 24, 2022
(Some Guy)		Nice. But shouldn't this have been published on 4/20? source: foodnavigator.com \| share:	1
		Oh, look...Florida is slowly crawling out of the Dark Ages and into the 21st century in more ways than drug-fueled arrests and Disney World source: original.newsbreak.com \| share:	55

Sat April 23, 2022
		Good news everybody. Netflix isn't actually going to make you stop sharing your password. It's just going to start charging you a fee for every time you do it source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	116

Fri April 22, 2022
		Jeff Bezos is worth $160 billion, so of course Congress is getting ready to bail him out. Still no minimum wage increase for you poors source: theguardian.com \| share:	169

Wed April 20, 2022
		Crapped out, yawning longing my life away. I'll never worry, why should I? It's all gonna fade. Now I sit by my window and I watch the cars. I fear I'll do some damage one fine day, but I would not be convicted by a jury of the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	190
(Some Guy)		The good news is you are not lactose intolerant. The bad news is you have colon cancer source: thecharlestonpress.com \| share:	37

Tue April 19, 2022
		How about a little good news for a change? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	41
		Turns out America's "favorite Dr." Oz is getting financial backing from America's favorite chemical family that poisoned the water supply for 50 years source: cnbc.com \| share:	35
		Russia sanctions cause shortage of vacuum tubes for guitar amps in US:" The price for some tubes has nearly doubled from about $18 to more than $33." Hungry Ukrainians in bombed and besieged cities send their thoughts and prayers source: krem.com \| share:	63
		It's official. He's running again source: thehill.com \| share:	457
		Sanctions are digging into Russia's ability to manufacture weapons. Probably source: thedrive.com \| share:	55

Mon April 18, 2022
		Welcome to our tropical hideaway you lucky people, you. If we weren't in the show starting right away we'd be in the audience too. In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room. In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room. All the birds sing 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	132
		What Snoo baby? Baby: Zzzzzzzzzz source: cbsnews.com \| share:	18

Sun April 17, 2022
		April 17, 2006: A date which will live in infamy. ~ Abraham Lincoln source: fark.com \| share:	76
		"The pills. Opioids. Oxycontin. Hydrocodone. Percocet. Muscle relaxants. Xanax. Heroin. I was a drug addict with a PGA Tour card" source: golfdigest.com \| share:	21
		Retro gaming devices. Do you use them? How are they? Is it difficult to get started? source: fark.com \| share:	87

Sat April 16, 2022
		Tom Hanks provides the only feel-good news story for Cleveland this season source: movieweb.com \| share:	4
		Subby is currently continuing his family's near-century long tradition of baking Pizzagaina (Easter Pies). What Easter Food Traditions are you Farkers keeping alive? And, no you cant have his family recipe, grandma would smack him with a wooden spoon source: fark.com \| share:	30
		The good news: At least nine gamers seem to be enjoying Square Enix's latest RPG source: techradar.com \| share:	70
		Spectrum kid is really good at hide and seek source: sfgate.com \| share:	58

Fri April 15, 2022
		Follow the poop, control the virus source: yahoo.com \| share:	6
		We're the fragile elite they dragged off the street. I guess they just couldn't take us no more. Good old boys and girls congregating, waiting in another world with roller coaster brains. We're all crazy. It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	141
		Traitor Texts revealed source: cnn.com \| share:	249

Thu April 14, 2022
		Seven cars from the 1970s found with a bit of water damage. Jimmy Hoffa still missing source: cbc.ca \| share:	88

Wed April 13, 2022
		Are you a bird? source: lifehacker.com \| share:	30

Tue April 12, 2022
		Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night, and with this, your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	176
		Gas might be getting too expensive, but good news: it will also remain inefficient for the entire summer source: cnbc.com \| share:	95
		Good news: you can now win the chance to cheat death by painting the roof of Seattle's Space Needle and not even get paid for your effort source: kiro7.com \| share:	46
(Some Eugene)		MST3K fave Eddie Deezen arrested after numerous shenanigans in his Maryland hometown. This is not a repeat from September 2021...THAT trial's next month source: tonyortega.org \| share:	39

Mon April 11, 2022
		10 Senate seats that are likely to flip party seats in November source: npr.org \| share:	154
		Good news: Scientists think they have a cure for premature ejaculation. Bad news: It involves zapping the penis with electrical current for half-an-hour at a time source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	38

Sun April 10, 2022
		Sonic the Hedgehog 2 speeds to #1 with $70 million, sending the terrible Jared Leto misfire Morbius to #2 with $10 million. Michael Bay's Ambulance is a disaster at #4 with $8 million, Everything Everywhere All At Once debuting at #5 with $7 million source: deadline.com \| share:	53

Sat April 09, 2022
		The good news is that it's reducing the number of Canada Geese. The very bad news is that it's decimating all the other bird species as well source: npr.org \| share:	69
		If hometown's top attraction is Unclaimed Baggage store, it's a pretty lame place to grow up in source: al.com \| share:	17

Fri April 08, 2022
		Congratulations, USA: You played yourself source: cbsnews.com \| share:	115
		'We can turn back time' say scientists, Cher (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	26
		If you were thinking about planning on kidnapping a politician, good news, apparently you can do all the planning you want and you're all good and will face zero consequences source: cnn.com \| share:	164

Thu April 07, 2022
		That beef that claims to be "raised without antibiotics?" Well, guess what source: thehill.com \| share:	11
		"Republican Healthcare" memes become reality source: npr.org \| share:	53
		It's not just national beer day, it's also national burrito day. Just in case you're both thirsty and hungry source: thrillist.com \| share:	2
		Sarah Palin is trying to make a political comeback, but doesn't realize her GOP is buying its Crazy wholesale rather than retail these days source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	82

Wed April 06, 2022
		It's a world of laughter a world of tears. It's a world of hopes and a world of fears. There's so much that we share that it's time we're aware it's a small world after all. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread after all source: msnbc.com \| share:	153
		If you've ever dreamed of a job where you can run a post office and count penguins, then I have some good news for you source: upi.com \| share:	27
		Congrats on winning the national championship KU, now it's time to deal with those Level I violations being investigated by the FBI source: sbnation.com \| share:	12
		"Good news everyone observing Lent: Capybaras are considered fish" source: famadillo.com \| share:	66

Tue April 05, 2022
		One Shining Montage source: ftw.usatoday.com \| share:	3
		Oh la la, it's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread, da da da source: msnbc.com \| share:	165
		Good news everyone, Housewives of New Jersey star Jennifer Aydin's stolen Ferrari has been found source: nj.com \| share:	10
		Do you have a Wii system tucked in a closet? Have we got some good news for you source: popsci.com \| share:	65
(Some Guy)		Why do so many people think America is losing jobs when it isn't? Because many Americans do not want it to be too easy to find (and leave) a job source: theap.substack.com \| share:	82

Sun April 03, 2022
		Might as well skip the Masters this year source: thespun.com \| share:	41

Fri April 01, 2022
		You can have my toaster when you pry it from my burnt, crumbly, hot and toasty fingers source: thetakeout.com \| share:	75

Thu March 31, 2022
		Good news, fellow Apes. Gamestonk has announced they will be flooding the market with 700,000,000 new shares that you can blow your life savings on source: cnbc.com \| share:	19
		The end of March is here, and summertime is now just a couple months away. This, my friends, is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	266
		Lamborghini driver muses follow-home L.A. robbers who beat him & fled empty handed could've changed their fortunes by investing in his cryptocurrency, PabloCoin. Now he's offering 20K bounty in PabloCoin to whoever turns 'em in. PabloCoin source: cbsnews.com \| share:	65

Wed March 30, 2022
		Young punk spillin' beer on my shoes. Fat guy's talkin' to me tryin' to steal my blues. Thick smoke, see her smiling through I never thought so much could happen just shootin' pool, but I can't dance, I can't talk, it's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	175
		Welcome to weird & wonderful Wednesday night hockey. Will the Jets fly high over Buffalo? Will the Wings manage to lose by only single digits? Will Edmonton or L.A. prevail in the Battle of the Oil Rich Cities? Can Vegas do anything? Game on @ 7pm ET source: nhl.com \| share:	45
		That's just super. No, seriously source: eurekalert.org \| share:	8
		One of the biggest crypto heists of all time, committed by Tamagotchis source: pcgamer.com \| share:	19

Tue March 29, 2022
		The ayes have it. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	104
		Good News, Everyone. If you used TurboTax in the past few years, you probably have a $0.0013 check in your future. Please consult your financial adviser to invest this windfall source: cnbc.com \| share:	97

Mon March 28, 2022
		If you get an unexpected USB drive in the mail with a letter claiming it is part of a Best Buy gift card, don't actually plug it in source: pcmag.com \| share:	28

Sun March 27, 2022
		And the most popular Supreme Court nominee in years is..... Ketanji Brown Jackson source: cnn.com \| share:	92

Sat March 26, 2022
		Good news for Music lovers - one of the Bay Area's last country music stations is no more source: sfgate.com \| share:	27

Fri March 25, 2022
		Ladies and gentlemen, the FHF 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	177
		Who knew ambulances charged by the mile? source: npr.org \| share:	47
		Good news: we've found one possibly surefire way to prevent COVID. Bad news: it's tuberculosis source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	53
		The bad news is, you have pancreatic cancer. The good news is, we need you to step on this rusty nail source: msn.com \| share:	12

Thu March 24, 2022
		Good news, Volkswagen shoppers: factories in Ukraine have restarted production of car wiring harnesses, with workers emerging from bunkers between artillery attacks source: jalopnik.com \| share:	3

Wed March 23, 2022
		To the relief of reasonable parents everywhere, Moderna says its baby-sized 5G chips are finally ready source: cnn.com \| share:	37

Tue March 22, 2022
		Good news, everybody. George R. R. Martin has completed a new blog post about Elden Ring, so I'm sure he'll be picking Winds of Winter back up again any moment now to get it finished. Aaaaaaany moment now. Just gotta wait a little bit longer source: kotaku.com \| share:	46

Mon March 21, 2022
		The good news is your butt is still in 2nd place source: arstechnica.com \| share:	5
		I'm an attorney with $200K in student loans - how can I go bankrupt to lose this debt? source: marketwatch.com \| share:	93
		All 22 Oreo flavors ranked. Wait a sec? How in the hell are there 22 Oreo flavors? source: thrillist.com \| share:	41

Fri March 18, 2022
		Good news everybody. A no fly zone has finally been established. By Russia source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	185

Thu March 17, 2022
		Sleazy city, sleepy people down in your alleys seems that anything goes. Blue films flicker, hands of a stranger. Getting to know you and I'm getting to like you. Blue films flicker hands of a stranger. Getting to know your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	156
		Good news, Marylanders. A safety inspection of the NIST nuclear reactor only found 7 violations. That's a lot less than 10 or 15 violations. And since they did one of those emergency shutdown thingies, you're all perfectly safe now source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	63
		Having Internet access correlates with lower rate of COVID-19 deaths in the US source: vox.com \| share:	32

Wed March 16, 2022
		From a pregnant dude to beans, and everything in-betweens, 37 new super weird emojis dropped source: wild955.iheart.com \| share:	22
		"I ... want to punch Bob in the face" source: askamanager.org \| share:	30
		"Afforesting" the world's savannas will capture less carbon than hoped. It seems that on this planet we must obey the laws of thermodynamics source: phys.org \| share:	13

Tue March 15, 2022
(Some Guy)		Good news Packers fans - the final Aaron Rodgers contract is even worse for GB than previously reported source: spotrac.com \| share:	44
		SoftBank's founder loses $25bil in tech's brutal winter. The Son is there source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	5
		It's the terror of knowing what the world is about watching some good friends screaming 'let me out.' Pray tomorrow gets me higher. Sat on a fence but it don't work. Keep coming up with love but it's so slashed and torn. It's the 7pm ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	157

Mon March 14, 2022
		Draymond Green might be one of the greatest players of all time source: theringer.com \| share:	20

Sun March 13, 2022
		Big E sounds about as positive as one can be given that he has a broken neck source: cagesideseats.com \| share:	10
		OMG, gas is so expensive. Let's go idle in line for 35 minutes to save $10 on my truck's 30 gallons of gas source: msn.com \| share:	311

Fri March 11, 2022
		The hipsters have finally reached the digital age: compact disc sales highest since 2004 source: axios.com \| share:	99

Thu March 10, 2022
		"The Meg 2: Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo" scheduled to hit theaters next year source: cinemablend.com \| share:	31
		Thinking about taking your company and getting the f*ck out of the dumpster fire that is the Russian economy? Good news comrade, is OUR company now source: twitter.com \| share:	208
		This is not the greatest tour in the world. This is a tribute source: consequence.net \| share:	4

Wed March 09, 2022
		She'll simply blame it on Jewish Space Lasers or something source: newrepublic.com \| share:	40
		Good news, people - Lawrence, KS Police Department does not condone officers having sex with people who are unable to consent while on duty. That's a really specific description, just saying source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	38
		Good news for MTG: the Russo-Ukrainian War will make it harder for the Jews to make their lasers source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	3

Tue March 08, 2022
		Good Vibrations, Help Me Rhonda, Surfer Girl and Little Honda. Tighter tighter, honey honey, sugar sugar, yummy yummy. CBS, Warner Brothers, RCA your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. Life is a rock but the radio rolled me gotta turn it up louder source: msnbc.com \| share:	153
		Pixar's Aunt Flo came to visit and the story about it is hilarious source: bbc.com \| share:	65

Mon March 07, 2022
		Hit your anus with it? source: allure.com \| share:	22
		Voters are angry they had to protect themselves against a virulent virus and want to punish those responsible source: npr.org \| share:	188
		Headline of the Month January 2022 voting for Main source: fark.com \| share:	36

Sat March 05, 2022
		Russia has already lost the Ukraine war, the Putin out front should have already told ya source: townhall.com \| share:	118

Fri March 04, 2022
		Invasive foreign NOPE spreading through the southeast source: al.com \| share:	44
		While we were sleeping, Florida just got a little bit more Florida source: politico.com \| share:	59

Thu March 03, 2022
		Quasi-literate Sæculars went to stores and bought prefabricated letters, machine-printed on heavy stock with nice pictures, and sent them to each other as emotional gestures, not at all like the MSNBC thread at 7pm Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	180
		So it runs very hot and very loud and the battery doesn't last 4 hours in typical use. The Verge's score: 8.5/10. The Aristocrats source: theverge.com \| share:	26
		Good news everybody, at least those of you who don't want children: Covid may cause infertility. Bad news: It may also cause erectile dysfunction source: sfist.com \| share:	21

Wed March 02, 2022
		A podcaster uses a Voight-Kampff test to see if Mark Zuckerberg is a replicant source: futurism.com \| share:	13
		Will Adam Page be ready to defend his title against Adam Cole, Bay-Bay? Was MJF telling the truth (for once) last week? What is Tony Khan's latest huge announcement? AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm ET on TBS, the SuperStation source: cagesideseats.com \| share:	122
(Some Guy)		Eggs-cellent source: remedydaily.com \| share:	49
		Star Wars Rogue Squadron given a release date, which apparently means Star Wars' future looks bright because it's not enough to already have dozens of other upcoming Star Wars projects source: screenrant.com \| share:	53
		Good news for those with peanut allergies: New treatment could allow you to eat a couple of peanuts, and all you need to do is take "poop pills" every day for a month source: sciencenews.org \| share:	12

Tue March 01, 2022
		In case it wasn't clear, don't consume the contents of your COVID test kit source: yahoo.com \| share:	35
		Loch Ness Monster has been spotted again, now the world has indisputable evidence that it lives ...in a kitchen source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	22
		I must've dreamed a 1,000 dreams. Been haunted by a million screams, but I can hear the marching feet. They're moving into the street. Now did you read the news today? They say the danger's gone away, and this is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	250
		Good news, everybody. Coors Light is finally ditching those environmentally unfriendly plastic 6-pack rings. Now if they'd only ditch the stuff that's inside the cans, they might have a product worth buying source: cnn.com \| share:	45
		Good news: Scott Disick is finally dating someone over the age of 21. Creepy news: She looks just like his ex's sister, Kylie Jenner source: wild955.iheart.com \| share:	17
		Even getting thrown up on is better at Disneyland. WARNING: Graphic source: cinemablend.com \| share:	17

Mon February 28, 2022
		Good News: President Biden drops the mask mandate that conservatives have been whining about for YEARS. Bad News: They still won't shut the hell up about it source: foxnews.com \| share:	132
		If Putin was going to Denazify Ukraine, maybe he shouldn't have targeted a Jewish enclave first source: foreignpolicy.com \| share:	79

Fri February 25, 2022
		Well, that's a good start source: yahoo.com \| share:	58
		...chaos and power? source: politico.com \| share:	26
(Some Dude)		Here are six ways to fight the munchies when you're... wait, are you going to finish that? source: greenstate.com \| share:	20

Thu February 24, 2022
		Good News: 87 year old Senator from Oklahoma is resigning next week. Bad news: Likely to be replaced with someone more stupid source: newson6.com \| share:	46

Wed February 23, 2022
		The Millennium Tower is not only sinking and tilting, it's also sliding. What the hell is an aluminum tower? source: nbcbayarea.com \| share:	105

Tue February 22, 2022
		It is a taco Tuesday. What is your favorite kind of taco? What is your favorite joint? Let's find out together here on your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	196
		Slack is down. Subby just blinked, rubbed his eyes and looked out the window for the first time in months. Is it... is it Christmas? source: theverge.com \| share:	20
		Just like the rent, the cost of algae-based biofuel is still too damn high. But perhaps there is good news on the horizon source: popsci.com \| share:	11
		Today I learned that astrophysicists, in the event that Earth is going to get hit by a black hole, have a "Ludacris solution" already planned source: bigthink.com \| share:	25

Mon February 21, 2022
		Is it me, or are we taking this "let's recreate the 1980s" cosplay a little too far with recreating elements of The Cold War? In this land of confusion watch 99 red balloons go by, because it's your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	185
		17 relationship red flags, not including going "Couldn't that have been a slideshow?" source: self.com \| share:	75
(People actually wore these?)		Somebody found a book of "create-at-home" costumes from 1983 and the contents are...undescribeable source: thunderdungeon.com \| share:	160
		Good news: Skydiving instructor lives after parachute fails to deploy. Sad news: Skydiving instructor dies one day after parachute fails to deploy source: khou.com \| share:	39

Fri February 18, 2022
		A fresh hell Friday on a Friday? This must be your Friday 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	251
		Good news, everybody. The pandemic is ending in California source: npr.org \| share:	119
		Much like Robocops can't be stopped, Robocalls also can't be stopped source: vox.com \| share:	50

Thu February 17, 2022
		War, it's got one friend that's The Undertaker. Oh, war, has shattered many a young man's dreams. Made him disabled, bitter and mean. Life is much too short and precious to spend fighting wars each day. It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	157
		Our long kitschy nightmare is over source: glamour.com \| share:	9
		So you think beauty is just skin deep? Not so fast there source: theguardian.com \| share:	17

Wed February 16, 2022
		Good news if you're about to take a cruise -- the CDC has relaxed its guidance from a loudly yelled "What? You're taking a cruise? You're gonna catch COVID you bloody idiot" to only a stern headshake, loud tsk-tsk, and softly muttered "moron" source: cnn.com \| share:	45

Tue February 15, 2022
		The Batman to sparkle in China source: deadline.com \| share:	7
		Good news, we finally started processing your rape kit. Bad news, your DNA is linked to a crime so you're under arrest. Sorry about the rape source: sfchronicle.com \| share:	89

Mon February 14, 2022
		The best, worst, and sketchiest ads of Super Bowl 2022. Hmm, wonder which category all those crypto ads ended up in? source: slate.com \| share:	47
(Some Force Majeure Guy)		Bayer tells farmers all those weeds this year are an act of god source: croplife.com \| share:	13
		Shots fired at Democratic mayoral candidate in Louisville KY. Candidate unharmed, gunman in custody source: wlky.com \| share:	209
		Good news, ladies: Spartacus is back on the market source: people.com \| share:	48

Sat February 12, 2022
		One of many lists of prop bets available for tomorrow's big game. Subby sets the over/under for bleeped halftime lyrics at 11 source: sportingnews.com \| share:	11
		Health scolds' soda tax has been great - especially for beer distributors source: reason.com \| share:	31

Fri February 11, 2022
		Who would have thought that it will come to this, because of 99 balloons. 99 years of war leaving no room for winners. They're no more Ministers of War and no jet planes either. Today I do my rounds see the world in ruins. It's the 7pm ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	168
		Just use your trusty Boring Company flame thrower source: jalopnik.com \| share:	36

Wed February 09, 2022
		Tesla stan: "FSD is going to make driving so much safer" FSD: immediately tries to run over a cyclist Stan: "See? It warned us it was trying to commit murder Praise be to Elon" source: jalopnik.com \| share:	28
		Shut up and take our money for yet another "Futurama" revival. But probably still without blackjack and hookers. And Bender source: variety.com \| share:	79
		Good news for you Adult Disney-goers, the 900+ Disney photos in your camera roll are going to finally come in handy because the Smithsonian is looking for your pics source: wild955.iheart.com \| share:	29
		Tonga now suffering triple disaster whammy: volcano, tsunami, Elon Musk source: apnews.com \| share:	58

Tue February 08, 2022
		Suburban Maryland dog walker injured in dog flipping related attack, which is just as evil as you were thinking, but probably less acrobatic than you are picturing source: wjla.com \| share:	27

Mon February 07, 2022
		The good news: Putin isn't planning a war in Europe. The bad news: He is planning something far more sinister source: english.aawsat.com \| share:	106

Sun February 06, 2022
		You had us at "squishy robots" source: popsci.com \| share:	26
		Then they came for my fries, and there was no one to speak on my behalf source: vice.com \| share:	14
		Good news everybody. U.S. intelligence assessment says Russia is accelerating preparations for an invasion that could result in 50,000 civilian deaths, five million refugees, the fall of Kyiv in two days and a partridge in a pear tree source: twitter.com \| share:	357

Sat February 05, 2022
		If you were worried about a shortage of penises in your life, I have good news -- HBO has renewed "Euphoria" for a third season source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	43

Fri February 04, 2022
		Ocean acidification impacts on fish behavior have decreased, placing the herring out of a pickle source: eurekalert.org \| share:	10
		It's a FHF in February, and this is the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	124
		You thought you couldn't see John Cena playing the piano. After last night's episode of Peacemaker, you thought wrong source: gizmodo.com \| share:	32
		If you're a teacher shopping for sex toys at school, make sure your computer isn't connected to the projector source: wild955.iheart.com \| share:	37
		Exhibit #44290 that the stock market is not the economy. A good jobs report leads to stock market selloff because if things were a bit worse the Fed might keep interest rates lower for longer source: cnn.com \| share:	36

Thu February 03, 2022
		Apparently New York City rats not only have plenty of pizza to get sick on, they also have their own special COVID variant source: moneycontrol.com \| share:	19
		"The bank doesn't seem to care" as thousands of dollars taken from Baton Rouge bank accounts following check washing surge. I guess that's what they mean by no-interest checking source: theadvocate.com \| share:	26
		"My husband does not want us to get pregnant unless I quit my job, and I don't think--yes, he said 'us' even though I'm the one who carries the child and will ultimately be responsible for the pregnancy and childcare, why do you ask?" source: slate.com \| share:	34
		Because when a bunch of scared white guys in middle management have no idea why the business is crashing, they start talking about a reorg source: axios.com \| share:	19
		United States men's national soccer team broke a record on Wednesday night, playing in -15 wind chill source: kare11.com \| share:	19
		Good news everyone, the EU rules that natural gas and nuclear power can be considered green energy, prompting philosophy majors to question "what does green energy really mean" and pro-nukes to shake their heads at being compared to natty gas source: time.com \| share:	20

Wed February 02, 2022
		Silver and gold might buy you a home, but things of this world they won't last you long, and time has a way of turning us old and time can't be bought back with silver and gold. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	237
		Good news, everybody. Wall street bankers and CEOs are seeing huge increases in their compensation packages over the previous year, which must mean that our trickle-down economy is about to become a tsunami-down one source: cnn.com \| share:	27
		If you are tired of those monkey flipping monkeys on monkey flipping planes, here's some good news for you source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	14
		"It's hard to believe it could happen at a major bank," writes someone who is unfamiliar with major banks source: abc7news.com \| share:	43
		USGS "Remain calm. Don't panic. All is well" source: koin.com \| share:	38

Tue February 01, 2022
		"My hands are fine. I played in Pittsburgh" source: espn.com \| share:	24

Mon January 31, 2022
		Yo dawg, we heard you like burnout, so we got you burnout to go with your burnout while you experience more burnout source: vox.com \| share:	9

Fri January 28, 2022
		I thought that you knew it all well you've seen it 10 times before. I thought that you had it down with both your feet on the ground. I love slow, slow but deep. Dream on my dear and renounce temporal obligations. Dream on my 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	138
		Noted right-wing commentator thinks Joe Manchin is the best thing to happen to Joe Biden. No, wait, make that James Carville. What the...? source: vox.com \| share:	438
		Two words I didn't want to read today: mutant Omicron source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	101
		Answer: Because steak tastes awesome source: thetakeout.com \| share:	17
		New polls show Biden beating Trump in potential 2024 match up. Giant Meteor demands a recount source: mediaite.com \| share:	81

Thu January 27, 2022
		The darkness must go down the river of night's dreaming. Flow morphia slow let the sun and light come streaming into my life, into my life. There's a light, over at the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	143
		Covid was all about the new mutations but now it looks like it's going retro in long haulers source: science.slashdot.org \| share:	20
		Let's make life simpler: solve all our world's problems with professional pillow fighting source: wild955.iheart.com \| share:	12
		Why would you show us more greatness from a game you'll never make? Bastards source: ign.com \| share:	29

Wed January 26, 2022
		Good news: Brexit pays dividends at last. Sure, it's to an Irish port as exporters seek to avoid the UK land bridge, but dividends are dividends. Thanks, Bojo source: thelondoneconomic.com \| share:	90
		Well come on generals let's move fast, your big chance is come at last. Gotta go out and get those reds. The only good commie is one that's dead & you know that peace can only be won when you blow them all to kingdom come to the 7pm ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	133
		Hey, old guy. Miss your old System/360? Good news. This guy wrote an emulator, including a front panel with accurate blinkenlights source: twitter.com \| share:	43
		Federal Reserve: The economy is getting better so lets hike interest rates source: nbcnews.com \| share:	38
		NASA working diligently to prolong the agony source: vox.com \| share:	9
		Good news Demi-gods, the Percy Jackson TV series has been given the go-ahead by Disney+ source: variety.com \| share:	12
		Apple CEO Tim Cook stalked by woman demanding sex, mailing him photos of guns, claiming he is the father of her children. No word if she's run in and hurled a sledgehammer at a giant video of Big Brother yet source: abc7news.com \| share:	49
		Remember that tiny Alabama town with the egregious traffic stop revenue? The chief just resigned in the wake of the reports source: al.com \| share:	66

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