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Thu August 06, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Is kindergarten optional this year since remote learning really won't work for 5 year-olds?
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Wed August 05, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yes. Or no. Or maybe. But maybe not, too. Cool graphics, though
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Rice cooking used to be rocket science
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Waitrose shopper buys eggs, finds peeps
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Crime has risen so dramatically in the last 30 years that 80 in every 1000 Americans were victims of violent crime in 1993 and that number has risen to 23 in every 1000 Americans today
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Mon August 03, 2020
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Good idea: catching 40 winks in your car. Bad idea catching 40 winks in your stolen car
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Five years ago, a friend announced that he was tired of the 9-to-5 and opened a bar after doing some fundraising among friends and family. It was a failure; he was angry, stubborn, and burned bridges. But he wants to try again. Do we intervene?"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"History, when taught well, shows us how to improve the world, but history, when taught poorly, falsely claims there is nothing to improve," John Oliver castigates the US education system, where 17 states use "state's rights" as the Civil War's cause
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I'm sorry, but it's a fantasy"
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
How can we de-Trumpify the country?
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats first became aware of Ukrainian disinformation flowing directly to Republicans when DHL accidentally sent them the receipt for a shipment to Devin Nunes. Democrats reported it to the FBI on Jan 27. Nunes refuses to say what he did with it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ah the good ol' days when you could order a live squirrel monkey from a comic book - a real live bonafide postal monkey delivered through the post - with no take-backsies
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I think I spend too much money on custom porn videos. Is there a limit?"
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
The real world around us is made of cubessssss. Punching a tree for wood however is still not a good idea
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Rage unmasked: How a piece of cloth has America going mad" JFCOAPS, its a bit of cloth, not an Alien facehugger. Wear a goddamn mask
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver responds to Trump saying his Gestapo is doing a "great job" in Portland; "He thinks that he's done a great job dealing with Coronavirus and once said Ben Affleck would do great as Batman. He has no sense of what a great job looks like"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How do I stop tapping my foot, biting my nails, twirling my hair, or submitting these award-winning uber-perceptive and generally jaw-dropping greens?
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Fri July 24, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
A green aluminum maker sees opportunity in green hydrogen, refuses to comment on the possibility of an aqua Dr. Manhattan
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Article about how stupid dogs really are seems to have cat-like typing going on in it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've been with my boyfriend for 13 years, but I've come to the conclusion he's ugly. What should I do?"
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Thu July 23, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Spaace Hoorse If it were anime, the tag would be obvious
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have no kids. My 21 year-old niece is pregnant, jobless, homeless, insuranceless, and aimless. Should I swoop in and offer to raise the child for her?"
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Tue July 21, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Ever see a picture that derailed your train of thought?
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Super Lice? 2020: Yep
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So, it's a rally then
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
"He really threw shiat at us, and it looks amazing." Helen Hunt reminisces about "Twister"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL: "You know what, the preseason games aren't a good idea and should be scrapped this year"
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Mon July 20, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York woman tries solving illegal fireworks problem "without cops" to avoid 'a heavy-handed police response', fails
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Of course Russia's elite have been getting a experimental vaccine since April. They're fine, except they may soon start growing arms out of their vodka-soaked foreheads or throwing themselves out of windows. Let's watch
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"As with so many campus-based shenanigans, it did not end there"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I work two jobs to save money so my wife and I can remodel our house; her parents often ask her for money. Her sister maxed out credit cards in a pyramid scheme; my wife forked over $300,000 we won't see again. Am I right to be angry at her?"
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
Schadenfreude [ shahd-n-froi-duh ]. Noun. Satisfaction or pleasure felt at someone else's misfortune. See: Quibi
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ummm, it doesn't look like paper bags or other decoys will defer those pesky wasps
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Slate. I've had sex with two men in my life and they were both totally different, and I now believe that I have discovered the two archetypes of men in the universe. Should your readers learn about my extraordinary discovery?
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Some Horror Guy)
 
 
 
Showing your kids horror films is a good idea. Yeah, that's what 5-year-old subby's parents thought when they took him to the drive-in to see "Jaws" in '75 and that chewed-up Kintner boy's bloody yellow raft washed up on the beach and I need a hug
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Skynet is invading the perfume industry ...and they called it Charlie
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Take mugshots of your pets in case they get lost - with helpful pic of 7-foot tall cat
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have a mature, wonderful stepdaughter about to enter high school. About six months ago she decided she wants to live with her father and me but can't figure out how to tell her manipulative mother. Any advice you can give us?"
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, it's a magic storm - so what's a magic storm? Click to find out, comment to get free TF, and check out over 1500 pages of free web serial from a farker as Year 2 ends with a bang
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
In addition to you, Dave Ramsey is also wrong about financing a car
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(Survey USA)
 
 
 
Screw the 2020 presidential election, Trump's a goner: Who's up for the first 2024 Republican primary poll?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apparently Finland ended homelessness last year. What would President Never Makes A Mistake have to do to erase his failures of 2020?
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
There's a new string theory
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Reason 4: You might not live to see 63 anyhow
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Wed July 08, 2020
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Driving backwards on the Pennsylvania Turnpike is never a good idea, especially when you are stoned
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
In the war against the invisible enemy, Mayor of Lafayette, LA says mandatory mask order is like using a nuclear bomb when the M16 of doing nothing is just fine. Lafayette metro is 6th in the country for new coronavirus cases per capita
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Air Force pilot pulls a Bart Simpson before there was a Bart Simpson. Difficulty: He used an airplane instead of a tank and a missile instead of a shell. Fark: No MLB spy satellites were destroyed... this time
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Tue July 07, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Tick-borne disease with Covid-like symptoms spreading in Michigan. We're running out of spaces on the 2020 apocalypse bingo card
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Mon July 06, 2020
(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
They always put ATMs in the most inconvenient locations
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Employers: "They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. We say, 'Let 'em crash.'"
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Mutant man-eating crocodiles, fatbergs, covid-infested poop, and now antibiotic-resistant bacteria. It's like our sewers are becoming festering places of nightmare fuel
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Today's evidence that Trump is terrified that his base is deserting him
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Sun July 05, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Didn't we know this?
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Fri July 03, 2020
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Cedar Rapids illegally seized $3 million in tax refunds from people who didn't pay speed camera tickets. This week the city agreed to give $639,252 of that back
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(Politico)
 
 
 
BoJo wants to look like a bigger idiot, may air press briefings
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How to redesign the world for Coronavirus
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Thu July 02, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
(Yet another) Alabama church discovers freedom of religion ≠ freedom from virus
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(AP News)
 
 
 
While you're swimming, perhaps. Otherwise, NO
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Good Idea: Cancelling a high school baseball season due to Covid. Fark Idea: Waiting until three innings into a game to do so
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(The Register)
 
 
 
MIT's AI training included labelling women as "whores or biatches, and Black and Asian people with derogatory language. The database also contained close-up pictures of female genitalia labeled with the C-word." No wonder Skynet's so eeeevil
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It took a journalist four months and a pandemic to realize he was wasting over $1,000 a month on booze by going out to bars
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yertle warns Democrats not to mess with the filibuster rule if they win control of the chamber in November, as he would never do such a thing
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Is BMW's motorcycle cruise control even a good idea? Balancing on two wheels would seem to require your full attention
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Mon June 29, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Russians are paying bounties to kill US and NATO forces and the White House is mad about it. Not that they're doing it, but that it was reported. Come discuss Putin's Puppet, Traitor Trump, in Monday's MSNBC discussion thread - start 8 PM ET
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Oklahoma voters who brave the pandemic and go to the polls tomorrow will get to decide if giving free healthcare to 200,000 of their fellow citizens, roughly 1/3 of the state's population, sounds like a good idea or not
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Sat June 27, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell's Eurovision Song Contest movie is as inane and useless as the Eurovision Song Contest. So... good?
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Fri June 26, 2020
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
If not for Out of Sight, George Clooney may have ended up being merely an extraordinarily handsome TV star from a famous family
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(Listverse)
 
 
 
Do you, did you, have you worn one of these hairstyles in your lifetime? (If so, I'm sorry for you.)
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
So, does Netflix have an incognito mode? I'm asking for a friend
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thursday, the day we thirst for knowledge... or booze. Let's gather for the MSNBC discussion thread, prime time starts at 8 PM Eastern
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"No one I've spoken with at the Post can figure out why we published this story," said one prominent reporter at the paper. "We blew up this woman's life for no reason"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I keep falling asleep during sex, and I think it's bothering my boyfriend. Any tips on how I can stay awake?"
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rubio: You know, it might, sorta *sips water* be a good idea if *sips water* everyone wore *sips water* a mask
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rush to reopen schools worries voters. Honestly, what kind of example for students does "Today's Tom Sawyer" make, anyway?
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Tue June 23, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Georgia Republicans "read the room" and decide that , on second thought, maybe including cops as a protected class in the state's first-ever hate crime bill ISN'T such a good idea right now after all
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Nature)
 
 
 
CERN wants to build a €21-billion super-collider, which may also send us back in time to before the covid
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Do not look to directors' cuts for salvation
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
"Dirty and pricey" may be desirable, but not from electrical grids
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is there ever just "caws" for murdering crows?
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Fri June 19, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump to US Attorney who put Michael Cohen behind bars and is investigating Rudy Giuliani: "Hand in your resignation"
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Everyday Kyle sets a new low
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Thu June 18, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Home baking is now cooling off
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
30 adorable gudbois and gudgrrls that went from thicc-chonks to sweetiefloofs
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Media: Dr. Fauci, will you be attending Trump's Tulsa rally? Dr. Fauci: Er, uh, I mean, well coronavirus, and, uh, um... *smokebomb*
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Scientists: Yeah, it's probably a good idea to continue staying at home for awhile and got out sparingly; you might get sick. Trump: Here's four grand in tax credits for every American to do exactly the opposite of that
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci: It's probably not a good idea to play into fall this year. MLB: Oh, don't you worry, we're on it
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner finds out the hard way that selling T-shirts with "Drunk Wives Matter" is not a good idea
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Hey Siri, I'm getting pulled over
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
In news anyone other than a venture capitalist knew last year, Quibi wildly overestimated how many people want to squint at their phones to watch love triangles with sex dolls or Nicole Richie
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Ibuprofen's inventor tested the drug on his own hangover, does not have the last name "Curtis"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Tweet: A million people have signed up to come to Trump's rally in Tulsa. Reality: Tulsa doesn't have a million residents and the venue holds 19,000. Fark: Brad Parscale brags about all of the personal information he's collected
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
Can a web serial do summer reruns? This week at Tin Soldier, an old installment with new art. Revisit when Calliope moved in and Milo hid in a suitcase. It's a free web serial by a farker and the author is giving away TF. DIT
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Thu June 11, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Is it safe to share the toilet during COVID-19? Wait, I thought it was just good sense to use it one person at a time?
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Tech company wants to give people microphones so their sounds of watching the game at home can be combined into crowd sounds for fan-less broadcasts. Get ready for lots of belching, beer farts and yelling at spouses
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Should I let my daughter take a gap year or should she join the old navy instead?"
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Florida Judge: Sure I lied in an attempt to see my son in jail but I was out of town when my judicial assistant filed an injunction against the person he is accused of shooting. Besides I never got to see him in jail, so it shouldn't count
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Wednesday. Mid-week. What weirdness is in the news today? Find out with the MSNBC Primetime thread, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The University of Cincinnati is struggling to answer the same question that now plagues many universities around the country: Can we hate someone for being racist, but still love and embrace them for being rich?
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Christopher Columbus statue gets beheaded overnight in Boston. Cue the "Simpsons Already Did It" plotline
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Tue June 09, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tuesday. Once you get your tacos, raise a glass to those who made them. Then, turn on to the MSNBC Primetime thread, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trust fund baby Tucker Carlson says, black people have too much power. Where are my KKK buddies when I need them? My pants are filling with poop
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tired of reading about bad white cops being who we thought they were? How about a change of scenery. Difficulty: you don't get to make fun of Camden NJ anymore
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Experts file their 'well duh idiots' concern of the protests, say they are "not a good idea" when it comes to the spread of the coronavirus
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Another Monday, another crisis. Let's catch up as we watch the MSNBC Primetime block, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'Four bedrooms, two bathrooms, a games room, and a fully equipped medieval sex dungeon.' Welcome home
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Fri June 05, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
What fresh Hell does Friday bring us? DamnifIknow, but let's find out during the MSNBC Primetime thread starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
As summer approaches, can these five weird Japanese tricks cool your face so you don't overheat in your facemask?
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Simi Valley Mayor wants to hose down George Floyd demonstrators with sewage, is concerned about the town's "bad rap because of the Rodney King trial"
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Shuffle on over for a scoop of Teaberry ice cream
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Quick, someone call Rand Paul's neighbor
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Wed June 03, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Wednesday. Weirdness abounds. Welcome to the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House expresses full confidence in defense chief Esper
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(CNN)
 
 
 
SecDef Esper says he's not in favor of the use of the insurrection act. He didn't do anything to stop it, mind, but he's totally against it
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My new coworker started during the pandemic; we have yet to meet face to face. But, she and I had a disagreement, which she said was because I was a Taurus. She blames everything on the zodiac. It's nonsense, but I worry she's a cancer. What do?"
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
"People with sneeze fetish have divided feelings about the pandemic." People without a sneeze fetish: "sneeze fetish, what the fark?"
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Bring These Snacks to Your Next Protest
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Another Monday, the world is still turning, the fires are still burning, the people are still dying and mourning. This is the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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Sun May 31, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Oh you've probably got the 'rona, the question is how much did you get of it
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Killer Mike calmly, rationally explains why burning down your own city isn't a good idea
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Man burns hand from crypto-jacking" sounds dirtier than it is
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Guy buys refrigerator that won't fit through his front door. What happens next will give you hope for humanity
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Thu May 28, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thursday. I hope y'all are thirsty, because the news has been enough to drive one to drink today. Welcome to the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Kansas is one of only a handful of states in the country that assigns identical number combinations to multiple license plates. What could possibly go wrong?
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Vail Daily)
 
 
 
Wow, 29,000 feet vertical. So, like 2 weeks? How about you try to ski every day for over 3 years? Some guy did it
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Grill marks? Now you're doing it worng
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Back to work" bonuses may become a real thing if you want to die for shareholders profits
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
See? SEE? Those science doodoo heads have no idea what they are doing. Constantly changing their minds and all. Better to trust in the infallible wisdom of the LORD. Or better yet, of Mammon
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Mon May 25, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
How experts rate the risks of 14 summer activities that Americans will surely not adhere to in these coronavirus times. We are so boned
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Will hookers survive the current pandemic? 500 years after The Plague virus killed half of Europe, there is still prostitution, so I'm guessing yes
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Sun May 24, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"National parks hope visitors comply with virus measures." You mean the people who manage to fall into fenced off hot springs and try to make selfies with bisons? Sure, good luck with that
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Sat May 23, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
It's not a good idea to rob a bank where the teller may recognize you as a customer. Do you understand that, Mr. Fire Department Captain?
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Cracked)
 
 
 
15 times adults soiled themselves and lived to tell the tale
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Thu May 21, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Pools will test the limits of social distancing. Especially gene pools
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Wed May 20, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
How to Give a President an Aneurysm: Lesson One
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The economic collapse in six charts. With helpful suggestions to bring back jobs and set the stage for higher productivity (that obviously won't be followed because reasons)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
President Morbidly Obese calls his successor a waste of time. Just because she'll be alive to take my job doesn't mean she knows what's she's doing
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Editorial team ditches Zoom and instead starts using Red Dead Redemption for meetings. "It's nice to sit at the campfire and discuss projects, with the wolves howling out in the night"
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Mon May 18, 2020
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Here are some safe dining tips from people with income dependent on you risking death to eat out
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"We live in a stay-at-home state; my partner has a heart condition and is high risk. Our 6 year-old daughter was always a good sleeper; now, she's afraid of shadows and comes into our bed and fears bathroom spiders. Is this all pandemic-related?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My abusive ex-husband, despite my successful blocking of his phone number, email, Facebook, and other social media, tracked me down with a new email to ask how I was handling quarantine. I haven't spoken to him in years. Should I answer?"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Rod Stewart has high hopes of who will play him in a biopic. Man, Sting would have been perfect
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Sun May 17, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Hello, I'm polio. I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. Did you miss me?"
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Fri May 15, 2020
(AOPA)
 
 
 
5G may be busy plotting pandemics but still finds time for its side gig threatening the GPS navigation of aircraft
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
We join the debate in progress as shirtless guy still thinks making dinosaurs is a good idea and Jeff Goldblum disagrees, vigorously
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
People share some of the positive effects the pandemic and quarantine have had on them. Share yours
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
After counting the money in the church collection plates, 105 Ohio ministers write letters to schools demanding that Yoga classes be terminated. They won
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The country is on lockdown due to coronavirus, giving your new video platform Quibi a captive audience. Quibi underperforms, despite a free 90 day trial period, so what do you do? blame it all on coronavirus
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Employee/employer lawsuits are about to go viral
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
White House: On second thought, maybe masks are a good idea
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Since this year hasn't been weird enough, there is an out of control Chinese rocket, and it's about to crash somewhere off the east coast. Any minute now
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
On the difference between safety and comfort (and why taking risks only makes sense when it's collectively beneficial)
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Easy: Use it as the launch movie for HBO Max
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Fri May 08, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
More details about the time the President's son-in-law suggested the Director of National Intelligence use the Russian embassy comms to dodge U.S. intelligence
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Another farker shares their personal experience with COVID-19. TL;DR? Please remember you can have it and not feel very sick
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
What do gorillas do when they think no one is watching ? They fart and sing, mostly they fart
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Tue May 05, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Thanks to iOS & Android privacy features, UK's COVID-19 tracking app won't work in the background. The phone must be unlocked with the app front and center to communicate with the app on other phones, all while sending your location to NHS's servers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I have spent the lockdown discussing our desire to have sex with other people. We met another couple online who suggested we take a trip to a swingers resort in Jamaica. The resort has a racist theme night. Can we overlook this?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
They burned down the Circle K, it died with an awful sound
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman develops new life hack: Cutting a hole in her face mask so she can breathe easier
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(Wired)
 
 
 
How to turn your smartphone into a webcam - intentionally
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Sat May 02, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Good news sports fans. The NBA has issued guidelines reopening. No, not that NBA, the other one - the Nevada Brothel Association
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-un 'only mostly dead' say reports (possible nsfw content on page)
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
A combination of pandemic hair growth and the Joe Exotic obsession may be bringing back the mullet. Because America isn't looking stupid enough right now
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: I am a woman who's begun dating a man who it turns out is a virgin. He went to Catholic school his entire life. He's been reading how to have sex and still hasn't figured out how a woman gets pregnant. What are my options here?"
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Thu April 30, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Sen Thom Tillis, who once proposed restaurants eliminate mandatory hand washing for employees, is suddenly forced to align himself with Democratic governor
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Where's my spy camera? Where's my spy camera? Where's my spy camera?" "Here's your stupid spy camera"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hannity went after the New York Times because Trump told him to
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: Every time I have sex with my partner, I fantasize about his hot friend joining us. Should I bring up the idea of a threesome or just let it go?"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Looks like the country's going to be forced to reopen regardless of whether it's a good idea. Coronavirus approves of this post
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
ALIVE INSIDE; cops see increased graffiti during pandemic
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Wed April 29, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Well maybe if Kim Jong Un would show he is not Kim Jong Dead the rumors would stop (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
From the same people who thought that calling themselves "Teabaggers" was a good idea comes new stupidity - turning the Village People's YMCA into a MAGA song
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Put your foot outside the covers, you're tempting fate. It's science
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un might be spending time dead to avoid coronavirus
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump repeats attacks on press as deaths continue to mount
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Turtle blinks, slowly
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
A layman explains COVID-19 tests and what they can reliably tell you
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bleachgate could be the tipping point
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Thu April 23, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Do you REALLY need those gloves?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nobody wants to read "why I left New York during coronavirus" personal essays
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Wed April 22, 2020
(gHacks)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you wanted privacy in your privacy so here is a privacy in my privacy app, kids these days call it a PimpApp
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Whether he will be coming back no more, no more, no more, no more yet to be determined
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Health News Review)
 
 
 
The New York Times' wellness column has become a Karen with an NPR tote bag, hustling essential oils in the side. Here comes the deluge of science
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump thought it'd be a good idea to publish a weird tweet featuring a video in which Barack Obama's face was superimposed onto an actor's body. It was a timely reminder: Trump can't shake his preoccupation with his immediate predecessor
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Mon April 20, 2020
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Bad: Jacksonville Beach in Florida reopens for Darwin's Spring Break. Good: Cops patrolling beach catch man wanted for homicide in Pennsylvania
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Police thy neighbor: Virus fears fuel quarantine shaming." Reasonable article, with a good idea: take cell phone pics of the plague rats who refuse to obey the rules and are endangering others. Fail tag is for the Yahoo comments section
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
If you're the heavy equipment operator tasked with scooping up an "abandoned tent" while clearing out a homeless encampment, it might be a good idea to have a look inside before proceeding
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Badges? You don't need no particular stinkin' car badges to get a free oil change and car wash from Mazda if you're a health care worker
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Wed April 15, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney says, please no more of those Chinese "wet" markets where people eat bats. I don't care what Ozzy Osbourne says
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Tue April 14, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Remember that Big East basketball tournament last month that was cancelled at halftime of a game when someone released it could pose a public health problem? This reporter remembers, and is only now recovered from COVID-19
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
You may think walking around the neighborhood at this time is a good way to get out of the house and get some exercise. The hawks may disagree
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I'm going to start by shaming my roommate for showering every day, but then I'm going to escalate that by shaming him for showering twice a day while working in a Louisiana hospital during the pandemic. Am I the arsehole?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stocks haven't seen their 'absolute bottom' yet says the billionaire guy in the space station from "Contact"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meanwhile at the Guardian: Right, for this week's column we need a stock photo of a woman who's thinking about banging her brother-in-law during 'rona lockdown
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Mon April 13, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japanese boss fails at social distancing during social distancing disciplinary ass whoopin
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
These brave souls watch Trump's Coronavirus rallies daily and have provided an analysis of his hate speech
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Sat April 11, 2020
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Hey, let's go kayaking in the creek after five consecutive days of heavy rain. What could possibly go wrong?
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Someone somewhere has convinced the Mango Mussolini that shutting down Federal aid to coronavirus testing sites might not be a good idea after all
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Three of the United States' aircraft carriers now have crew members infected with COVID-19, which means that if you add up all the other nations' currently active aircraft carriers, we're outnumbered 11 to 9. They're gonna invade us, aren't they?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
When Capt. Crozier sent a letter last week warning the Navy brass that Coronavirus was going to run rampant on his ship the USS Roosevelt without help, 3 cases had become 100 in a week, now there are 416 confirmed cases and 1,000 tests still pending
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Don't worry, folks, the economy is saved. Art Laffer has a plan
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Really, who thought contracting coronavirus on purpose would be a good idea?
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(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
Old and busted: House trailers. New hawtness: HouseTrucks
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