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Fri April 20, 2018
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman goes into labor during tornado on Friday the 13th. Jason, Dorothy not on the list of names
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently, every employee at this UK robotics firm wears glasses like Hubert J Farnsworth. "Bite my 'indistinguishable from humans' metal ass"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You rent a Airbnb house that is advertised as 'child friendly' and your toddler breaks a bottle of port and ruins the carpet. Should you pay for the damage?
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Wed April 18, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Let's check out the story of the Washington Capitals puck girl, first-grader Keelan Moxley
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Tue April 17, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Blaine Boyer of the Kansas City Royals earned the tag after helping the driver who was injured by a flying piece of ice on their team bus
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Fri April 13, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It has been one hell of a week, but we made it through. So pour yourself a glass, sit back and watch Clannad with the Irish national choir ANÚNA perform Theme From Harry's Game inside Christ Cathedral in Dublin. Feel that stress melt away...aaahhhh
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
Galileo's invention of the telescope not only broke with the church, but pissed off philosophers, too. "To observe through those glasses gives me a headache," said Professor Figaro Magnifico
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That one glass of wine per day that was good for you, then bad for you, then good for you again will now kill you in your sleep
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
What Did Trump's Body Language Say as He Slammed Raid on Personal Lawyer's Office? You know, other than the fact that he's guilty as sin
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis will be this year's Comedy Central Roastee. Now he'll know what a TV dinner feels like
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So why are beer bottles brown, anyway?
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Mon April 09, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Near tragedy as topless student bus returning from spring break involved in accident
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Sun April 08, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
If on October 14th, 1982 you wrote a letter, rolled it up, dropped it into an empty Diet Sunkist bottle, and tossed it into the Coosa River, this article may be of interest to you
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Russia claims Theresa May and the Queen are heavy drinkers and that's why they're insulting Russia (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat April 07, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The fact that glass is one of humankind's most important inventions is right in front of our faces, but we just ignore it as though it were invisible or something
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The fact that glass is one of humankind's most important inventions is right in front of our faces, but we just ignore it as though it were invisible or something
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Michigan lowers safety standards until Flint water is "safe to drink". In other news, turpentine with glass shards and ebola is now safe to drink
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Stella Artois beer recalled for possibly containing glass particles, Stella Artois beer
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Coffee shop fight has all the makings of a drama with yelling, slapping, fake fainting, breaking glass, selfies, and applause
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Corey Feldman stabbed in crazed sex story revenge plot. No word on whether he was wearing sunglasses. Or if it was vampires. I dunno the Coreys all look alike to me
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Burglar makes sign of the cross before throwing brick through window of clothing store
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Wild turkey leads to trashed bedroom
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Rabbi finds way to make pork kosher and allowable with dairy. Finally, it's possible to fulfill a lifelong dream of eating a Cuban sammich with a giant glass of whole milk
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
What better way to celebrate Grandma's birthday than with a chair-throwing brawl at Golden Corral? (With video goodness)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
EU finally CRUMBLES under British negotiating pressure: Britain will now be allowed to negotiate its own deals *squints* after it leaves the EU, giving it *adjusts glasses* one full year to replace *glances off-camera* 750 different trade deals
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I know what will help me win this argument, I'll headbutt this reinforced glass shop window, that'll show her who's boss..."*THONK* ... "I should have thought this through" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon March 19, 2018
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
It's 231 miles to Chicago, a propane tank just exploded in the car, and we're wearing sunglasses
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(Devon Live)
 
 
 
Can you drink breastmilk if your local shops runs out of half and half?
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Sun March 18, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Finally a diet fad that all winos can get behind: Two glasses of wine before bedtime will keep the pounds away (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri March 16, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Man goes on rampage, destroys police department lobby, forgets to say 'I'll be back'
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Mon March 12, 2018
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Jools Holland outraged a wedding venue plays music past his bedtime
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Tue March 06, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Nunberg's interviews were exploitative by the media." Says people in glass houses who have no issue quoting him anonymously and printing the GJ subpoena 24hrs earlier
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Mon March 05, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Apple staff still haven't figured out not to walk into windows, and the 911 calls prove it. Bill Gates still laughing
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Democrats will "crawl over broken glass to vote this Fall" so Ted Cruz is breaking windows as fast as he can
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(National Review)
 
 
 
"The Devin Nunes you didn't know" Faced with rejection by yet another cheerleader out of his league, young Devin learned about the sensual desire of microwaved grapefruit. With soft music and a drinking glass waiting nearby, he became a new man
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Sat March 03, 2018
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Apparently you can pour grape juice into an Instant Pot at the start of the day and when you come home that evening you'll have wine
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Apparently it was too early in the day for a Black Russian
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Wed February 21, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman gets a facial. Fark: From a birthday cake. (Probably not safe for work)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sure, woman who noticed her FaceTime partner was having a stroke is hailed as a hero, but when Submitter tried to have a stroke on FaceTime, he was reported and banned
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
What type of booze drinker are you? Pull a stool up to the bar and let science tell you
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Sun February 18, 2018
(HelloGiggles)
 
 
 
Happy National Drink Wine Day. Since you have tomorrow off, do your patriotic duty
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Fri February 16, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Because why should Apple employees know how to use Windows
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Behold the intelligence of a computer programmer
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Close friends Emerge to attend Fischer-Schumer wedding
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Burglar tries to throw a brick through a glass door and fails. So does the second burglar, but the first burglar intercepts the brick with his head
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
According to a recent study at California Polytechnic State University, craft beer is the healthiest thing since... well... wine
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Sun February 11, 2018
(Defense One)
 
 
 
*Puts on sunglasses* Chinese police are now wearing glasses with facial-recognition technology that can recognize the faces of criminals. Yeeeeeaaaaahh
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Sat February 10, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Reminder: Your car will depreciate rapidly the moment it leaves the Earth's atmosphere
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
You may be cool, but you'll never be "praying mantis wearing 3D glasses" cool
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Sneak peek of Intel Smart Glasses. While an improvement over Google Glass, they lack the ability to bring me beer
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Tue February 06, 2018
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Lexus crashes into Wells Fargo branch resulting in two minor injuries, five new accounts opened
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Police are looking for an older man with white hair and glasses and a lot of helium balloons. A talking dog may also have been involved
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Not news: another snake story from Australia. News: Kids say "best science lesson ever" when a python decides to join the class. Fark: the snake catcher lets it explore around the chairs and tables for lulz. Bonus snake stories in the sidebar
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Mon February 05, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two drinks a day can help you fight Alzheimer's, whereas six drinks a day can help you fight anyone in the bar
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Sun February 04, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
The Justice Department goes to court to protect the authority of Robert Mueller. Wait...what? We're through the looking glass, down the rabbit hole, off the scoreboard, over the backboard, nothing but net
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
A mob of dozens of bicyclists rode the wrong way through the streets of Manhattan, heckling walkers and attacking drivers who confronted them, witnesses say
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Sat February 03, 2018
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Man wears stopwatch, ID badge, sunglasses and boots to poorly-attended neighborhood dance. Sort of NSFW
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama animal rescuer died as she lived: saving cats and dogs. Please raise your glass in memory of this wonderful woman on Caturday
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Fri February 02, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Washington Monument to get permanent erection, says National Park Service spokesperson Mike Litterst
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Thu February 01, 2018
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
How Jack Daniel's Whiskey fits into Black History Month
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Wed January 31, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady drinks a lot of water. 37 GLASSES a day, enough to kill an ordinary person
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Tue January 30, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you sleepwalk, make sure to close the windows before you go to bed
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Mon January 29, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYC chef sues Hustler Club for $1 million, says angry stripper punched him in face and knocked out his tooth after he called her a bad mom
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Fri January 26, 2018
(National Post)
 
 
 
If you like Alex Ovechkin putting on a fishing hat and oversized sunglasses and then using two sticks to try to score a goal, you're going to be extremely disappointed
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Tue January 23, 2018
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Amazon wants you to come and take a close up look at their balls
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Japanese ski run rating system: Beginner, Intermediate, Advanced, Expert, Lava
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not News: Senate unable to reach deal. News: Collins employs talking stick. Fark: Another Senator throws it across room, breaking glass elephant. Ultrafark: Stick replaced with basketball
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Mon January 22, 2018
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Despite people eating them, Tide Pods will not be discontinued. People that eat them are stupid as the Walmart brands are half the price
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Sat January 20, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Blake Griffin and the Clippers help L.A. schoolchildren with vision issues. If that works, they'll go across town and see if they can give Lonzo Ball some glasses to improve his 35% shooting average
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Fri January 19, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
That's not a baguette
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Thu January 11, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
It's funny how drinking 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but drinking 8 glasses of wine can be done in one meal
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Wired)
 
 
 
A wearable breast pump, the first wave of augmented reality glasses, and an adapter to get Alexa in your car are some of the cooler things from CES 2018. Counterpoint: the $16,000 laundry folding machine
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Nobby tries Dry January out after boozing it up for the holidays, lasts only four days after asking himself: Why would anyone pick the most depressing month of the year to give up booze?
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Sat January 06, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Longest-running commercial has lasted 41 years, many tired of it
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Finally, the long debate about mayonnaise is nearing an end. Miracle Whip still contentious
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Faster than writing longhand, more liquored up than a hobo in a vat of gin, able to type 90 words a minute. Look, up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's Writing Person. This is your Fark Writing Thread, superhero edition
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man who invented spacious glass hotel atrium moves to cramped wooden box
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Tue January 02, 2018
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Amy Winehouse's dad claims her ghost visits him in the form of a blackbird like her tattoo. No word if the bird refuses rehab, either
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Sat December 30, 2017
(Curbed)
 
 
 
In all fairness, San Francisco doesn't get a lot of ice and freezing temperatures. Oh? The store is in Chicago? Well, that's just dumb
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Tue December 26, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Another reason why we can't have nice things
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