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Thu April 19, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Are you a vampire with a sweet tooth? Well, here you go
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Sun April 15, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Repetitional risk," - just of like that sleezy orange fake tan - the gift that keeps on a giving. (Fark needs a Mambo dogface to the banana patch tag, bigly.)
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
It's like gifting someone TotalFark. But with ponies
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Fri April 06, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oklahoma buzzkill authorities raid ale house for offering free beer to protesting teachers
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Wed April 04, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Good news everyone - Bed, Bath & Beyond is accepting your Toys R Us gift cards, but you'd better hurry
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Tue April 03, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman's family gives her a ham, which she burns in a trash can, causing an explosion that destroys her hotel room. What ever happened to re-gifting?
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Sun April 01, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The creator of Cop Rock has died. Hill Street is blue right now
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Thu March 29, 2018
(WIBX 950 Utica)
 
 
 
Sometimes it's nice when you discover a coworker has left you a handmade gift. Other times, not so much
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Thu March 22, 2018
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
If you have a Toy's R Us gift card, be prepared to find out why they don't call themselves 'Customer Service R Us' or 'Not Bankrupt R Us'
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Tue March 20, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
What if Trump is right that no collusion with Russia occurred? Subby suggests gift basket, flowers, "I'm Sorry" teddy bear
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Mon March 19, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"The victims, ranging in ages from 66 years old to 80 years old, were instructed to buy gift cards from Target to pay this bond." How on EARTH does this scam keep working?
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Wed March 14, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Some husbands give traditional gift of silver plate on 23rd wedding anniversaries. This husband gave wife his kidney on silver platter instead
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Check out the first cannabis-friendly fitness facility in the world: "we do cannabis infused group fitness classes which is yoga, kickboxing and other classes all here"
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Sun March 11, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
After defrauding our customers and damaging their goodwill we should offer them a gift card to win it back; but let's also see if we can fark it up somehow
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
At the DC Metro pop-up gift shop, you can buy yoga pants showing off your Foggy Bottom
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Wed March 07, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Did you know it's illegal to sell things with the Presidential Seal on them? Neither does anyone at Trump Tower gift shop, apparently
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Tue March 06, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
News: Woman is stopped by airport security for having a gun. Fark: An-inch long charm she wore on her necklace that was a gift from her late husband. Mega Fark: She was told it was "too dangerous" and passengers might think it was real (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed February 28, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Turns out Trump won't be gifting the airlines with billions of dollars in taxpayer assets after all
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Overly attached fangirl embeds GPS tracker in plush doll given to her favorite male idol group, tracking every breath they take and every move they make. Group announces they'll no longer accept gifts of stuffed animals, won't call the police
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
What's your last minute Valentine's Day gift strategy?
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Why waste money in the museum gift shop when you can just snap a souvenir thumb off a $4.5 million terracotta warrior statue for free?
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(Racked)
 
 
 
K-Pop fans are trying to one-up each other to prove their fandom, are gifting their idols Rolexes and designer clothes instead of plush toys or birthday cards. "Airport fashion on male stars can be well over $50,000 for one outfit"
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Americans will buy 60 million pounds of chocolate this week all because of Valentine's Day. Here's how chocolate became associated with romance
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Wed February 07, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
While they've 'gifted' workers $1.50 and a Twinkie, corporations have have announced over $88 Billion in stock buybacks in just the last month
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Sat February 03, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You had me at "Booze Bangles" but just had to add "Unicorn Underwear". Silly Valentine Gifts
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
27 funny, no-pressure Valentine's Day gifts, including a "Stranger Things" inspired card and "Fifty Shades of Bacon"
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Mon January 29, 2018
(uExpress)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: I have recently realized that my husband is an accomplished liar and has been from day one. To top it off, he lies about stupid things, which makes me wonder what important things he's lying about. Is this marriage doomed? Trapped in WH
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Thu January 25, 2018
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
$400 for tube socks seems a bit high, until the marijuana "gifts" arrived
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
In the market for stripper poles, a coffin, or a velociraptor? Have we got a deal for you
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Wed January 24, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Remember those gag snake-in-a-can joke gifts? The live action version is not as amusing
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Troll Hole Museum is the name of my Courtney Love cover band
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Investor donates $75 million to Johns Hopkins University philosophy department. Mostly so graduates would be encouraged to look inward and realize they picked the wrong major
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Tue January 16, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Baking relative supports family with rare form of diabetes. Boiling a relative considered not as effective
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Mon January 15, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump is the guy at the office who eats all the pink Starbursts and leaves the yellow ones in the bowl in the break room
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, with Kara komatose it's up to the Legion of Superheroes to stop the Reign over National City. (CW 8ET) Meanwhile, on The Gifted, Campbell decides his hounds are ready to go global as Polaris works out her daddy issues (FOX 8ET)
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Sun January 14, 2018
(Some Love Machine)
 
 
 
This week on the Sunday Morning Music Club: there's mood music and then there's getting-in-the-mood music. What artist or album gets your motor running and ready for love?
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Trump talks up the F-52 fighter jets the U.S. sold Norway in a press conference. Even threw in some genuine Sorny stereos as a gift
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Mon January 08, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Someone has created a 'Virtual Reality Gas Pump Training Program' for Oregonians
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Amazon and Google were very sneaky in marketing products in that we bought lots of them. Google has products?
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Sun January 07, 2018
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Man robs bank of $125,000. Wait, strike that, reverse it
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Thu January 04, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Midvale man accused of threatening to kill President Trump, Utah police officers gifted with 11 count indictment
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article on how to get work done during a snow day, gifted month of TotalFark
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Mon January 01, 2018
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Lucifer, We flashback to Lucifer's arrival in LA but there's no word if he'll wear a bad wig. (FOX 8ET) Later, on The Gifted, at Mutant HQ mistrust runs rampant. Meanwhile, at Sentinel Services giant robots are on the horizon. (FOX 9ET)
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(Muscatine Journal)
 
 
 
Iowa town bans Santa for 6 months
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Fri December 29, 2017
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
There can be only one
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Wed December 27, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Fruitcake continues reign of terror, triggers bomb squad investigation
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How much money in gift cards goes unused every year? A) $1 million. B) $100 million. C) $1 billion
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Tue December 26, 2017
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Top 10 holiday gifts getting returned this week. Come for the $365 yoga chair, stay for the Funko Pop of yet another Hollywood actor accused of sexual assault
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
While you lord over gifts delivered via Amazon this holiday, remember the homeless nomads who sorted, packed, and shipped your goodies. If it weren't for these nomadic workers, you may have had a joyless Christmas this year
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Mon December 25, 2017
(US State Department)
 
 
 
Trump's holiday gift to the UN, delivered by obedient puppet Haley: cutting $250 million from US contribution to retaliate for their Jerusalem rebuke
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Best. Gift. Ever
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
In the spirit of Christmas, giving, and making it dusty in the room, let's sit back and enjoy one of the sweetest acts of friendship ever as Bert and Ernie perform the "Gift of the Magi"
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Some Canuck With a Lot of Beer)
 
 
 
Ninety-nine cans of beer in the case, ninety-nine cans of beer. Take one oot and pass it aboot, ninety-eight cans of beer in the case
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
That mean, awful gift you got? Guess what? It was deliberate
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Sat December 23, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Planning to re-gift your unwanted presents? Make sure you're careful ... very careful
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