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Sun July 15, 2018
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The DHS Secretary apparently didn't get the "everything is okay here, just blame Obama" memo
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Sat July 14, 2018
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♫ Chim chimin-ee, Chim chimin-ee, Chim chim cher-oo, a six foot long NOPE slithered in through the flue ♫
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"Quick, who has the number for ACME? I need to place an order, pronto"
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Mon July 09, 2018
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India introduces a Cobra Motorcycle which will make you run 0-60 in 5 seconds
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Sat July 07, 2018
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Animal rescuers in Britain becoming overwhelmed by drunken seagulls, unsure whether to blame the Scots, the Irish, or the Welsh
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Volcano: 671. Residents: 0
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Wed July 04, 2018
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You remember that prediction back in April for an above-average 2018 Atlantic hurricane season? Yeah, about that
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Mon July 02, 2018
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Shark plays the pull my finger game with completely different results
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Fri June 29, 2018
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Animal rescuers free a squirrel that was stuck in dumpster drain. Drew gives them TotalFark for a year
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Thu June 28, 2018
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Hooker cited for DUI. I thought they were supposed to walk
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Sat June 23, 2018
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If you have yet to master three-point turns, perhaps car theft should not be your chosen career path
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Thu June 14, 2018
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Sandhill Cranes appear to dance in sync with Ed Sheeran song. More likely they were having seizures
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Face eating leopard seeks help for his injured face
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Sun June 10, 2018
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The bad news: Aletta went from a tropical storm to a Category 4 hurricane in just 24 hours. The good news: It poses no threat to land. Whew
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Seriously...how hard is it to design a reliable air bag?
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Sat June 09, 2018
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"Okay, who invited the moose to the party? And Jeremy, quit trying to spike the punch...you know I can see you"
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Thu June 07, 2018
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Loose pig causes drama on Dallas highway. Jerry Jones was safely returned to the Ranch
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Fri May 18, 2018
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Walmart announced a partnership Wednesday with upscale fashion retailer Lord & Taylor.But it's only available on the website, so Jeeves won't be taking the Rolls to your local store anytime soon
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Wed May 16, 2018
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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Yes this is bear, let me in
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Tue May 15, 2018
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Move along folks nothing to see here. And by move along I mean get the hell out of the way of this idiot
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Sun May 13, 2018
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If you ate at Chili's in March or April, you might want to check your credit report. Also, you really need to upgrade your dining out choices
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Croak like a butterfly, sue like a bee
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Old and busted: how many horses you have under your hood. New Hotness: how many rats you have under your hood
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Sat May 12, 2018
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Jogging + Juggling = Joggling
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"Senior center is closed. The moose out front shoulda' told you"
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Wed May 09, 2018
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"If you heard a young woman yelling in terror, don't be alarmed, it was just me panicking over this pile of snakes"
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"Somebody help me. Somebody come to my office and get the lizard please - I'm gonna cry, I have sandals on - I have sandals on"
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Sun May 06, 2018
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This is why you wait until AFTER the event to take a victory lap, Mr. President
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Putin's would-be presidential opponent was arrested during an anti-inauguration protest. In other news, one of Putin's enemies hasn't been gassed by his car, or fallen down an elevator shaft onto multiple bullets, or drank the glowing tea. Yet
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Fri May 04, 2018
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The penis mightier than the pen is
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Wed May 02, 2018
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Oklahoma City police: "And for those asking no, our investigation did not reveal why the chicken crossed the road. We tried to interview the chicken, but she lawyered up"
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Mon April 30, 2018
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Who goes first? Driver uses rock-paper-scissors game to settle friendly dispute in Houston's traffic
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Sun April 29, 2018
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Looks like World War 3 won't start along the India-China border after all
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Thu April 26, 2018
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In Texas, everything's bigger. Except in Boerne, where underachievers' 0.5k race will be held where beers are served at start & finish, with coffee, doughnut station at halfway point
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Sat April 21, 2018
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Seriously, how come no one told me Disney was making a movie based on their horribly dated "Jungle Cruise" ride? How desperate do they think we are for entertain...wait, Dwayne Johnson is the star? Shut up and take my money
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Thu April 19, 2018
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Just a tip, but if you plan on robbing a Gamestop and wearing a mask to conceal your identity, you may want to choose one not made out of a clear white plastic
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911: What's the nature of your emergency. Caller: Help, there's a possum in my bedroom
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Mon April 16, 2018
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A nationwide search started Monday for a 56-year-old mother and grandmother, not because she is lost but because she accused of murder in two states
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Wed April 11, 2018
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Federal authorities in Atlanta said they seized 500 pounds of meth concealed inside wax Disney character figurines which may explain Donald Duck's anger issues
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Mon April 02, 2018
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Good news, everyone: Netflix is recruiting couch potatoes
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A Sperm whale makes 'extremely rare' visit to inshore waters. Local seaman all came out to see him
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Sat March 24, 2018
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South Korean government to shut down computers every day at 8pm to keep employees from overworking. American government workers look confused, ask themselves "what is this 'work' thing they were talking about?"
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Fri March 23, 2018
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Crawfish smokes a cigarette while holding onto a beer. Yes, you read that right
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Thu March 22, 2018
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Old and busted: Gorillas in the Mist. New hotness: Opossums under the Hood
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