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Mon May 21, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Our long, dark nightmare is over: Michigan's top-rated gas station bathroom is finally revealed
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Wed May 16, 2018
(WRAL)
 
 
 
A North Carolina woman traveling to Virginia decided to stop at a gas station because she was craving a Coke slushie. She then decided to buy a scratch off lottery ticket as well. What could go right?
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(The Coloradoan)
 
 
 
Chuck E. Cheese's may get razed for six-story hotel. Where will drunk parents fight now?
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, "Priest Says God Planted Corn Dog That Led to Return of Stolen Virgin Mary Statue" is not a religious mad-lib
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Woman pumps 6.468 gallons of gasoline into her car, then realizes it's listed at $9.99 per gallon. Clerk tells her new gas station isn't even open yet
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
2012: I swear to God, if I'm still working at this gas station when I'm 24 I'll set myself on fire
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Sun May 06, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Off-duty cop pulls a gun on man that bought a Mentos. Unfunniest commercial EVAR
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(Yelp)
 
 
 
Subby loves and actively seeks out food that has been sitting under a heat lamp at a gas station for hours. Especially foil wrapped cheeseburgers. What's your secret shameful food lust?
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Thu April 26, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what kind of wine pairs best with a microwaved gas station burrito. Well your question is about to be answered
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Oil prices briefly top $75 / barrel. Gas stations immediately raise prices another dime
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Life can be pretty funny. One day you're running for mayor of New Orleans and the next thing you know you're pleading no contest in a public masturbation case
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
If you're tripping on LSD, don't start randomly punching things that might attack you. One of them might be a 13-year-old girl, and you might end up in jail for aggravated assault. The more you know
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Mon April 16, 2018
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Florida man asks one of the eternal questions of life: "What would happen if I stole some beer?"
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Fri April 13, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Man who just moved to New Jersey 10 months ago wins $533 million record lotto jackpot, largest ever in New Jersey. Still lives in New Jersey
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Self-service gas stations experiment with valets who pump gas, take payment, and wash your windows. Not a repeat from 1955
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
You're naked and need help with the sex toy stuck in your backside. Naturally, your best course of action is to head to the nearest gas station (possible NSFW content on page)
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Sat April 07, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
What happened to the great American car that once ruled the country from sea to shining sea? Hint: it got bigger and fatter just like we did
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Thu April 05, 2018
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
'Worst DUI offender in the country' arrested again trying to fill car with kerosene at gas station. She has six DUIs in six states, including nursing a child while driving drunk. Her 11 children have been taken away from her in Minnesota
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Tue April 03, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Man yells 'come at me, bro,' while stealing beer from gas station and, well, you're reading this on Fark
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Mon April 02, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: your cunning plan of wearing masks while robbing a store only works if you put your masks on before going in front of security cameras
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Fri March 30, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You know, if the heights of your criminal enterprise consist of stealing three boxes of cigarillos from a gas station, you probably don't need to bother with the whole 'waving the gun around first' bit
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Teen girl machete-wielding carjacking team make bid for "Most Florida Story of the Week". With Xanax-addled mugshot
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Car thief realizes there's an infant in the vehicle he stole, so he stops at a gas station and dumps the infant
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Thu March 15, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
America's most famous Czech restaurant is actually a gas station in Texas
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Tue March 13, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Couple found passed out in truck at gas pump, with meth, oxy and 3-year-old toddler in cab. No word on whether the child was in a car seat
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Netflix is becoming the bargain DVD rack at the gas station
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Thu March 01, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Wisconsin gas station owners are upset that Costco is undercutting the prices that everyone else agreed on
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Ex-boyfriend suspected in wanton act of hot sauce vandalism
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but Philly is officially a shiatshow this morning
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Fri February 02, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump tweets to celebrate black history month; Twitter furious. That's the actual headline
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Tue January 30, 2018
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Large quantity of meth hidden in fake soda can, Alabama, mug shot. Yep all the boxes are checked
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Fri January 26, 2018
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Bad: You have to pick up your stolen car at the impound lot. Good: The thief left his pay stub behind on your seat
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