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headlines found matching 'gas'
Fri June 22, 2018
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Police fire rubber bullets and tear gas to disperse fans at slain rapper XXXtentacion's memorial. Which fans said was like one of his concerts all over again
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
We've all been there; sometimes when you're drunk at work, the quickest way to get a snack is to drive construction equipment to the gas station and then park it in the middle of the road
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Your mental picture of the day: "Fox News once attacked Barack Obama for eating Dijon mustard. Trump could launch a surprise nuclear attack on the city of Dijon and Sean Hannity would orgasm"
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Wed June 20, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
MAGAs: Trump's gonna get a Nobel Prize: Nobel Committee Member: LOLWUT?
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Sure, let's meet at a gas station for a $15,000 Rolex sale. What could possibly go wrong?
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Mon June 18, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man does all he can not to shoot intruder hell bent on burning him alive. There really is only so much one can do, though
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
The next recession should see some very good home deals in Las Vegas
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Supermassive black hole eats a star for dinner then shows its appreciation with a massive burp
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Wayne Newton and his wife scare off burglar at their Las Vegas home. With a photo that explains it all
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Wed June 13, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Uber driver has license suspended because he didn't like lesbian passengers kissing in car. Was probably more upset that car didn't run out of gas or have flat tire. Bow-chicka bow wow
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Tue June 12, 2018
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Darwin mutters to himself after tourist saves woman who hit the gas instead of brake and left her car dangling from an LA parking garage
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(Las Vegas Weekly)
 
 
 
"WORLD-RECORD ORGY ATTEMPT FALLS SHORT IN LAS VEGAS"...Funny, they told me size didn't matter
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Despite new tariffs, solar rolls on by gas and wind as the biggest source of new U.S. power
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Mon June 11, 2018
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
You are going on a 35-minute drive. Do you a) make sure you have plenty of gas. b) buckle your seat belt. or c) put the kids in dog carriers
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What does Vegas mean to the NHL? It means the greatest after-party in NHL history, with Ovie and the Caps walking the Cup across the MGM Grand casino, and rocking out with DJ Tiesto at the Hakkasan nightclub until 4:30 AM. Of course there're pictures
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Thu June 07, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
James 5 could be the last James of the Johnny Sex Cup this year, will the Vegas floor show add a fan dance? Will Ovi's controller finally unplug? Can Flower stop a beachball? All this and the Cup in the building.. Let's Do that hockey. 8PM ET NBC/CBC
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Las Vegas hockey fan sent a cease and desist letter for having a Golden Knights Flag over his garage. Accuses the HOA of being Capitals fans. Well I guess this argument may be settled this evening
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Body of a naked woman found next to a loaded crossbow in a Las Vegas motel room. Police have not ruled out foul play
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Madagascar detects toxic toads too late, doesn't shut down everything. Scientists rely on Turbo Tunnel to stop them
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Video shows the importance of keeping the gas pedal on the floor when trying to escape a pyroclastic flow
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
This 2005 Ford GT is up for insurance auction. Make sure to bring a dustpan
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
This 2005 Ford GT is up for insurance auction. Make sure to bring a dustpan
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Mon June 04, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Cup Finals Act IV: The Rebondaging? Will Vegas head home tied at 2 games apiece? Will Washington take a 3-1 series lead in an attempt to make their inevitable collapse even more spectacular? Knights/Caps @ 8pm ET. FARK CANCER & AIR HORNS
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Fri June 01, 2018
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Astronomers have discovered galaxies with no stars in them. Glad to know we finally found where Frank Stallone lives
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Atmosphere, active surface, five moons, possible ocean, possible volcanism, tectonics, glaciation, and now, sand dunes. But it's nothing like a planet
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Fake universes are at last matching the real one according to astronomers who failed to notice the fake universes don't have forbes.com links in them and thus are vastly superior
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
A gas price protest sputtered to a stop when only one solitary protester showed up, despite 5,000 people saying they would attend. Fark: Even the organizer didn't show up
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Black Panther" stuntman covers rent money for family of fruit vendors beaten & robbed at gas station. Now if they can find an Infinity Gauntlet for the perps
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Wed May 30, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
A jury in Las Vegas found Copperfield negligent, but he was able to make any financial responsiblity disappear
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
So guess who benefited the most from the US withdrawal from the Iran nuclear pact? Hint: Trump's BFF lives there and he always benefits whenever Trump MAGAs all over our foreign policy
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Tue May 29, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Stercus accidit
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Texas Jury: This BBQ joint's logo could be easily confused with this gas station's. Fark: One is an alligator, the other is a beaver
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Mon May 28, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Here we are, the Stanley Cup Final. Will the Golden Knights take Game 1 in Las Vegas? Or will the Capitals take the first game? Will Alexander Ovechkin score on Marc-Andre Fleury? The puck drops at 8pm ET on NBC
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The true inspiration for The Rolling Stones' Jumpin' Jack Flash has been revealed. Ironically enough it's not a gas gas gas
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Las Vegas changes the iconic "Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas" sign to support the Golden Knights. Fark: All lowercase
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Sun May 27, 2018
(WVAH)
 
 
 
Memorial Day weekend is a good time for West Virginia police to catch out of state drivers speeding through "work zones" where no work is being done
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How to deal with road rage and make your commute easier, though it would be great if THE ASSHOLE IN THE PASSING LANE WOULD GO ABOVE 70 MPH WHICH IS THE POSTED SPEED LIMIT THE ONE ON THE RIGHT IS THE GAS PEDAL YOU ASSHOLE SONOFABIATCH
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
Has Gas buddy taken over AAA gas price fear warnings for holidays?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
We're not going to stop emitting greenhouse gases. Could we place a sun screen in place in space to fix global warming?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
We can cut greenhouse gas emissions by 99% just by feeding cows seaweed. However, the real trick is getting them to wade into the ocean
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Wood, charcoal, or gas? What do you grill with? Here's how each affect your food
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Thu May 24, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
After Embassy Suites in Las Vegas pulls out of hosting the world's biggest orgy, the nearby Erotic Heritage Museum says they're willing to take it on
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obama trolls Trump at Las Vegas Tech conference by reminding everyone that he didn't have any scandals during his Presidency, nor did any of his people end up in jail
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Wed May 23, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Vegas about to crap out
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(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
14 bodily functions you just cannot control, despite your wife believing you can
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Nagasaki restaurateur hits crowdfunding sites to solicit funds for new soft-serve ice cream machine because, hey, everybody loves 12-tier ice cream with their okonomiyaki
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
First night of EDM festival Electric Daisy Carnival in Las Vegas results in eleventy-billion drug arrests
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not News: Trump dating site is a big scam. News: Not because of the MAGAs, but because of the company that provides the backbone scams a LOT of niche dating sites, including fake profiles and a "bug" that messages randoms for you
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
With the Vegas Golden Knights punching their ticket to the Cup Final, let's check in on what sportswriters were saying about this team pre-season. Oh my
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(NHL)
 
 
 
With Vegas punching their ticket to the Finals, it's time to check the Fark NHL Bracket Standings (hint: subby is doing better than expected...)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Vegas finally gets an expansion team that isn't very good
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Strange lasers coming towards Earth from the huge ant nebula. Paul Rudd grins and says, "Top that marketing, Reynolds"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Every Las Vegas bookie is going to lose a healthy six figures if the Knights win the Cup. "Some places are whispering seven"
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Our long, dark nightmare is over: Michigan's top-rated gas station bathroom is finally revealed
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Man who ran out of gas in St. Louis forgot to ask for unleaded
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Wed May 16, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
WCF Game 3 in the quest for Lord Stanley's Cup. Tied at 1 game apiece, which team has done the upkeep on their winning form? Will the Jets bust the dam wide open or will the Knights chastise them on the bounce? Winnipeg/Vegas @ 9pm ET. SUP, FC, ETC
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
A North Carolina woman traveling to Virginia decided to stop at a gas station because she was craving a Coke slushie. She then decided to buy a scratch off lottery ticket as well. What could go right?
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Tue May 15, 2018
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Apparently, gas prices are still too low. Because you lot still have got enough to spend on other things
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather hits $100,000 jackpot on Vegas poker machine. Hopefully that'll help him make ends meet
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Mon May 14, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Go west, young Johnny Sex. Will the Knights triumph or will they get another limb lopped off? Will the Jets continue to fly high or morph into an F-35? Vegas/Winnipeg @ 8pm ET. Pierre approaches, fetchez la vache and prepare to taunt him a 2nd time
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
You will no longer have to travel to Vegas to put it all on the Washington Generals, who are due
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Sat May 12, 2018
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 224 from Brazil, with Nunes vs Pennington, Jacare vs Gastelum, and Belfort vs Machida. Fight Pass prelims at 6:15 PM ET, Prelims at 8 PM ET on FX, main card PPV at 10 PM ET. Also Bellator 199 at 9 PM ET on Paramount network
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(CleanTechnica)
 
 
 
No gas, no grass, just your smelly old ass. Elon Musk soon to offer LA tunnel rides for free
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Fri May 11, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Protip for women wanting a mind blowing orgasm: Blow your nose first
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"You know, no one can argue with you about greenhouse gases if you don't keep track of them in the first place"
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Wed May 09, 2018
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Semi truck carrying $800K in dimes crashes off I-15 northeast of Las Vegas
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tom Brady prepares for his career after football. Either figure skater, Vegas magician, or James Bond villain
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Las Vegas Weekly)
 
 
 
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Although you might take home a few "souvenirs" from a record breaking orgy attempt
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Woman pumps 6.468 gallons of gasoline into her car, then realizes it's listed at $9.99 per gallon. Clerk tells her new gas station isn't even open yet
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Law school staffer arrested after faking being at work for over a year while hanging out at Hooters in Las Vegas
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I think, in this world, we build too many walls between us and not nearly enough moats filled with gasoline
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Good news everyone. Thanks to Trump's efforts to sabotage the Iran nuclear deal, gas prices are rising to the highest level in 4 years
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
2012: I swear to God, if I'm still working at this gas station when I'm 24 I'll set myself on fire
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Sun May 06, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Carjacker leads cops on wild chase, breaks into your house to hide in attic, falls through ceiling, SWAT team breaks doors, windows, tosses tear gas in to flush him out. Insurance company: "Sucks to be you. Denied"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
I'll give you 2-1 odds that tourism to Las Vegas continues to decline
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(Yelp)
 
 
 
Subby loves and actively seeks out food that has been sitting under a heat lamp at a gas station for hours. Especially foil wrapped cheeseburgers. What's your secret shameful food lust?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Putin's would-be presidential opponent was arrested during an anti-inauguration protest. In other news, one of Putin's enemies hasn't been gassed by his car, or fallen down an elevator shaft onto multiple bullets, or drank the glowing tea. Yet
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
30 self-driving BMWs are being deployed on the Las Vegas Strip so people can be amazed at the sight of a BMW using its turn signal
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Greenhouse gas 'feedback loop' discovered in freshwater lakes, may amp global warming to unrecognizable levels
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police release bodycam footage of officers entering Vegas mass shooter Stephen Paddock's hotel room and discovering... a vibrator? Really?
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Small earthquakes caused by migrating gasses in the underground, which also goes along way to explaining your Uncle Bob's continual silly grin
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Sun April 29, 2018
(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Fruity gas causes evacuation
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Fri April 27, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Congratulations go out to the San Jose Sharks for holding the Las Vegas Raiders to just one touchdown last night, that's quite an accomplishment. Only one game tonight though Perds/Jets @ 8pmET. No witty sayings, still waiting on coffee. SUP/FC
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Thu April 26, 2018
(WDIO Duluth)
 
 
 
Gas prices to increase due to ... (spins wheel) refinery explosion in Wisconsin
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Passing gas loudly... Fark: annoys your partner. Ultrafark: crashes an entire server farm
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what kind of wine pairs best with a microwaved gas station burrito. Well your question is about to be answered
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Wed April 25, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Barclays: Fark you, give us our money
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Oil prices briefly top $75 / barrel. Gas stations immediately raise prices another dime
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"Lesbos in flames" is not what you think (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists modify fruit flies so they'll orgasm whenever they see a red light, ensuring they'll never speed on a yellow to beat the red
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Sure there is a woman pinned under it but how is my truck? Except he didn't mention the woman
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Oil prices drop on rising US borrowing costs and after Iran's oil minister says oil producers may not need to extend their deal to limit production. In other news, local gas prices in subby's town went up another 4 cents over the weekend
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Fri April 20, 2018
(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
One breath/long headline challenge: 3 police officers disciplined for having sex on city property with a police clerk who was fired for stealing narcotics from the evidence locker which will result in dozens of criminal cases being dismissed. *gasp*
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Wed April 18, 2018
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Protip: If you soak your clothes in gasoline to get tar off of them, don't take them to the laundromat. If you do, maybe try the gentle cycle?
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Sun April 15, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gas up the SUVs and stock up on vodak. America is imposing tougher sanctions on Russia. This is the part of the movie where someone says "Hold onto your butts"
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(SheKnows)
 
 
 
Someone just realized that people are ... GASP ... eating charcoal. ON PURPOSE. Is this some crazy new fad? IS IT SAFE? Or, maybe, just maybe, people have been doing this for centuries... take your pick
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Granny Smith and her friends head to Las Pegasus and Rainbow Dash tags along as chaperone. Will what happens in Las Pegasus stay in Las Pegasus? Find out on My Little Pony - Grannies Gone Wild this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Some Gas)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gassy landscape
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Thu April 12, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Apparently Russian trolls have been getting sloppy as of late - they denied the Syrian gas attack before it even happened
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
And now, ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure - a hand-fart version of Iron Maiden's "Aces High"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gas prices expected to jump this summer by (average American's new tax rate annual savings)/gallon
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Self-service gas stations experiment with valets who pump gas, take payment, and wash your windows. Not a repeat from 1955
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
You're naked and need help with the sex toy stuck in your backside. Naturally, your best course of action is to head to the nearest gas station (possible NSFW content on page)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
US natural gas production is building up - somebody needs to pull something quick
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Singing road in Dutch village is at the end of its concert series, plans to hit Vegas next
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japan's persecuted Christians to be memorialized in Nagasaki church. America's persecuted Christians, in contrast, are free to flood TV, radio, and Internet with concerns about atheism, sharia law, and Hollywood Jews
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Alex Jones and Infowars say the Syrian gas attack was a false flag
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dozens reported killed in suspected Syria gas attack. Damascus denies it, and Russia swears they were nowhere near the place, as they are too busy helping those incompetent Brits find the real killers
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Sat April 07, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
How to shift an 18-speed truck transmission. Because being a trucker is a lot more than just pushing the gas pedal
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Fri April 06, 2018
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Energy company shutting down Michigan coal plants in favor of natural gas. Enviros oppose this, because they want to run things on solar. In Michigan
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The cinnamon challenge, the Tide Pod challenge, the condom snorting challenge: Photoshop the next stupid/dangerous teen challenge that will cause nationwide panicgasms
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Thu April 05, 2018
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
'Worst DUI offender in the country' arrested again trying to fill car with kerosene at gas station. She has six DUIs in six states, including nursing a child while driving drunk. Her 11 children have been taken away from her in Minnesota
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Tue April 03, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Man yells 'come at me, bro,' while stealing beer from gas station and, well, you're reading this on Fark
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Another group comes out against Trump and EPA head Pruitt's reversal of greenhouse gas and fuel-economy standards approved during the Obama administration: automakers
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Heard about that galaxy with no dark matter that 'defied theory'? Well, not so much on that last part. Here are 5 ways to make it
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Sun April 01, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Las Vegas Golden Knights have now won the division in every season of existence. In a more bittersweet moment before the game, they also retired their first number
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
A Virgin comes to Las Vegas
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Sat March 31, 2018
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
U-Haul driver in New Hampshire arrested after running out of gas following a 20-mile interstate chase. Although who could blame the guy for trying his best to get out of New Hampshire as fast as possible?
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(Time)
 
 
 
High capacity magazines like those used in terror attacks in Parkland, Vegas and Pulse given out for free at a "gun rights rally"
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Fri March 30, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Russia decides using nerve gas on random Brits is too subtle, moves to plan B: Running them over with planes
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You know, if the heights of your criminal enterprise consist of stealing three boxes of cigarillos from a gas station, you probably don't need to bother with the whole 'waving the gun around first' bit
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Pix11)
 
 
 
'The Pickle Guys' on Lower East Side serves up horseradish so strong, you need a gas mask. This is not a euphemism
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Outright Geekery)
 
 
 
New Comics (3/28): DC concludes batshiat crazy Metal, Daredevil confronts Mayor Wilson Fisk, the 90s pipe up again with Power Rangers and a new Shadowman comic, and Big Pharma tries to murder a young girl to suppress the cure for asthma. Gasp
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Tue March 27, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
In Vegas, Cosmopolitan's chief mixologist creates actual Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster along with other colorful space-themed drinks. "They're serious cocktails, but they look a little crazy. Our Moscow Mule is blue and has a floating spaceman in it"
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Jadzia Dax marries Spock's son. NERDGASM
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(Some Kzin)
 
 
 
"Mom, the alien megastructure is acting weird again"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
What were the odds? The Vegas Golden Knights clinch a playoff berth in their inaugural season
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Punishing Russia with economic retaliation sounds great and all, but who are we to shut off this sweet, sweet supply of natural gas?
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Sun March 25, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Iowa family died of gas asphyxiation at Mexican resort. Their burritos are really something
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
New Oakland Raiders complex in Las Vegas will cost in excess of $2 billion. Team hopes to raise $1 billion, then put it all on red and just let it ride
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Fri March 23, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
In his quest to find "better dope", man crashes through fence, thought he was being chased by paratroopers, and almost hit a plane. Dude, you're doing it wrong
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scottish comedian charged with a hate crime for posting a video of himself teaching his dog to perform a Nazi salute on command to piss off his girlfriend (w/video)
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
It's official: The 65,000-seat Las Vegas stadium will cost $1.8 billion to build. For reference, AT&T Stadium cost $1.3 billion for 80,000. Of course, that was 9 years ago
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Wed March 21, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
There's filibustering, there's anonymous holds on legislation, and then there's lobbing tear gas grenades into the chamber to prevent a vote. That's the Kosovo way
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Car thief realizes there's an infant in the vehicle he stole, so he stops at a gas station and dumps the infant
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Las Vegas sportswriter's analysis of whether each and every team in the NFL is a winner or a loser so far in free agency
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers worried that Trump could make false statements to Mueller, water could be wet, huge ball of inflamed gas could be seen in the east in the morning
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Mon March 19, 2018
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Couple meets during jury duty, gets married in same courtroom by same judge. Vegas to list odds that he'll also handle the divorce
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(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
Blink-182 enter their Vegas years - well I guess this is growing up
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Sun March 18, 2018
(Syfy)
 
 
 
This galaxy looks weird in close-up. Let's zoom out and see why
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sir Paul McCartney spotted riding the Tube in London. GASP: In the second class carriage
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Thu March 15, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
America's most famous Czech restaurant is actually a gas station in Texas
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Wed March 14, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hello, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Wrongways Airlines. We'll be going to a city you didn't want to go to
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Tue March 13, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Couple found passed out in truck at gas pump, with meth, oxy and 3-year-old toddler in cab. No word on whether the child was in a car seat
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Netflix is becoming the bargain DVD rack at the gas station
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Sat March 10, 2018
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Don't try to eliminate gas pains by poking your stomach with a knitting needle and other DIY surgical techniques you should probably leave for the professionals
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Fri March 09, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
"Glitter beer is a thing now and we're not sure how we feel." I think I can help: Annoyed, disgusted, aghast, flabbergasted, nauseated, stabby, repulsed, horrified and like moving to Germany
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Busted Coverage)
 
 
 
In a stunning repeat performance, Florida Man™ downs 16 vodaks, eats chimichangas in an all day binge at a Mexican restaurant then skips out on the tab
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Little did anyone realize that it wouldn't be an asteroid, a mutated virus, a supervolcano, or even nuclear war that would decimate the human race, but rather the tsunami created by the great Nerdgasm of 2018 unleashed by EW's Infinity War cover set
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump loves to party with Russian oligarchs, like this time in 2013 at a Vegas club known for its "lewd" urination acts
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Wed March 07, 2018
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Woman wants to close the orgasm gap for women. That sounds counterproductive
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Tue March 06, 2018
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Florida Senate passes measure that adds gasoline in response to fire
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Sun March 04, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series Pennzoil 400 at Las Vegas Motor Speedway is upon us. Insert NASFARK snark here. 3:30pm ET on FOX
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Sat March 03, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Kyle Busch continues to be a bully against lesser competition. It's the Xfinity Series Boyd Gaming 300 at Las Vegas, 4pm ET on FS1
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(Some Physics Guy)
 
 
 
In 1986, 4000 physicists descended on Las Vegas for a conference. That week, the MGM Grand had its lowest take ever and the entire city asked the American Physical Society to never return
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Since the original Spectacles worked so well, Snap's pouring gasoline on its raging dumpster fire of a company by working on Spectacles 2, Electric Bugaloo
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Kyle Busch is on the pole and ready to pick on the children in the Truck Series Stratosphere 200 at Las Vegas tonight at 9 PM EST on FS1
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If selling balloons filled with laughing gas underneath a bridge in Florida is wrong, I don't want to be right
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Thu March 01, 2018
(Some Whoop Whoop)
 
 
 
Journalists go undercover as a Juggalo/Juggalette for Juggalo Weekend in Vegas. Come back with interesting stories, clothing drenched in Faygo, several diseases
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists have detected traces of the earliest light in the universe. "This is the first time we've seen any signal from this early in the Universe, aside from the afterglow of the Big Bang"
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Wisconsin gas station owners are upset that Costco is undercutting the prices that everyone else agreed on
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(Komo)
 
 
 
More and more Canadians are sneaking across the border to steal real Murrican's jobs. I mean gas. And I mean buy. Whatever, I'm sure maple syrup is involved somehow
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Wed February 28, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Yes, they're building a new 25 meter telescope. Planets, nebulae, gas, plasma, black holes, and galaxies are all coming... but the biggest advance may finally be stars without those annoying spikes
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Tue February 27, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
RNC encourages candidates to not discuss gun control after Las Vegas shooting and to offer thoughts and prayers instead. *touches ear* Oh, sorry, that was supposed to be DCCC, not the RNC
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Snow in Vegas? Bet on it
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
What happens in Vegas, has to stay in Vegas, including the marijuana you may have purchased before entering McCarran International Airport
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Figure skater Mirai Nagasu thought with her performance it was like auditioning for 'Dancing With The Stars"
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Get drunk on your boat. Run out of gas. Call the Coast Guard. Go to prison
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