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Wed May 23, 2018
(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
14 bodily functions you just cannot control, despite your wife believing you can
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Headline: Child spotted at swinger's party was actually just 'very short woman'
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today's legal fun fact: Thanks to Hoffa, using secret government informants is totally legal
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Shooting fireworks at your buddies is all fun and games until someone goes to the hospital with serious injuries. And there is footage of it. And someone posted it to twitter. Surprisingly, this did not happen in Florida. Or involve Drew's childhood
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
The Billion Dollar Show rolls on as Nakamura picks the title stipulation, New Day chooses its representative, and we add in two more women to the MITB match. Has SAnitY arrived from Planet Funk yet? WWE Smackdown Live 8pm ET USA
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah is still last in the nation in public education per-pupil funding. Tag is for the kids
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Model arrested and fined after flashing her underwear in McDonald's. The fast food giant has threatened to prosecute her for "damaging the company's reputation." That's the joke
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(Press and Guide)
 
 
 
Competitive eater explains his tactics for victory in Epic Burrito Challenge; "get yourself focused. I walk a lot and listen to music. 'Brain Gym' is my secret weapon" Not after you tell a reporter it isn't
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Mon May 21, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump top fundraisers thought "drain the swamp" meant "build a desert"
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Nagasaki restaurateur hits crowdfunding sites to solicit funds for new soft-serve ice cream machine because, hey, everybody loves 12-tier ice cream with their okonomiyaki
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Homicide victim's body found by mushroom pickers. Friends say he was a fun guy. I'll let myself out
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Trump's wall payment coming from Mexico; New hotness: Trump's wall payment coming from Gofundme
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, In order to save Sam, Kara turns to a cult. Meanwhile, James considers coming out as Guardian. (CW 8ET) Later, on iZombie, Clive and Ravi work to solve a case while Major locks Liv in a yellow submarine. (CW 9ET)
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Article helpfully explains that we should encourage children to be more weird so they don't become serial killers
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Also, we will mention the irony of the pig in a police car now so that anyone that thinks they're funny is actually unoriginal and trying too hard," the police said on social media
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Talking with Val Kilmer who showed off his custom Funko Pop toys at comic con
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump has forced The Onion to rewrite their rules--and become fresher in the process
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Texas high school mass shooting suspect allegedly shot and killed girl who turned him down and made fun of him in front of people in class
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
In the fastest GoFundMe campaign ever, money was raised to pay a mariachi band to go play at Aaron Schlossberg
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Fri May 18, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, we no longer have to worry about antibiotic resistant bacteria killing off the human race. Drug resistant fungal infections will beat them to it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP candidate for OK government would like everyone to know that he doesn't support euthanizing the disabled as an alternative to welfare, really, he was hacked
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You hear there's been a deadly school shooting. Do you (A) turn on the news to see what happened (B) set up a GoFundMe page for the victims' families, or, (C) grab your MAGA hat, 'Murkan flag and gun, and head on down to the scene of the crime
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Trump administration to ban clinics who provide abortions from funds for birth control, thereby expanding the number of unwanted pregnancies and increasing the demand for abortions. It's a win-win
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dressing up as Deadpool for the new movie sounds like fun until you get arrested for terrorism
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos wants public funding for private religious schools. Goddammit
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Rip City Sports Radio)
 
 
 
Just a fun loving bunch of kids violently jumping a teammate to welcome him to the varsity squad
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Do you love goats, yoga and beer and wish you could enjoy all three at the same time?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Get to the airport two hours early, they insist. Curbside check in, TSA pre-Pass, now I have an hour and a half to kill. Amuse me with funny pics, gifs, and things that will arouse suspicion at the airpoty
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Wed May 16, 2018
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
While filming Cajun episode of Parts Unknown in Louisiana, Anthony Bourdain reveals he won't retire, explains how he films fun party segments: "Alcohol helps and therefore, it's not just my responsibility, but the responsibility of the crew to drink"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Some fun German words to start using, including fünpanik, toilettehell, terrorklik, gundammit, and givëittomëbaby
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
We've reached the "Steal groceries from Liberals shopping at Whole Foods" part of the Trump narrative
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Deadpool crashes Colbert's monologue
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Would you like a super-soaker with that?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Participating in a cross-country exotic car rally sounds like fun until you total your $300,000 McLaren 720 in the Nevada desert
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(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
Today's storm-drain ducklings rescue is brought to you by Kingston, New York. Ducklings start GoFundMe page to cover the $28,000 cost of state storm-drain rescue fees, taxes, surcharges, surcharge fees and fee surcharges
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Tue May 15, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This week, millennials are killing the Thomas Cook Club 18-30 party. Of all the things on the agenda of "the Instagram generation," this was the most unexpected
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(CBC)
 
 
 
President of junior CFL team resigns after making joke about dude selling him beer at VGK/WPG game, because they all look alike, amirite?
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
After failing to beat his 1-15 record from the 2016 season, Browns head coach to fulfill promise and jump in Lake Erie on June 1st
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Mon May 14, 2018
(WEEI Boston)
 
 
 
"The reporters in the room proceeded to give LeBron James a standing ovation for demonstrating he has a functional memory"
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Is this joke funny in Ireland?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Funny how 2018 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act increased federal taxes for residents of California, New York, other blue states, isn't it?
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Infamous Twitter troll Tomi Lahren: "You can't come into this country not knowing English." Genealogist Jennifer Mendelsohn: "That's funny, your great-great-great-grandmother lived in the U.S. for 41 years and she still spoke German"
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Sun May 13, 2018
(High Times)
 
 
 
Do you think you're being funny? Are you mocking us? Maybe you'd like some time to think about your smart talk . . . in gaol
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Sat May 12, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
We now go West for Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals. Will the Knights continue to surprise us? Or will the Jets take the first game? Who will eventually be able to tell us how the West was won? The fun begins at 7pm ET on NBC
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cop Life magazine readers rate Kansas least fun place to work
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Fri May 11, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
This is what responsible government looks like: California has a $8.8 billion budget surplus and is topping off their reserve fund to the maximum level allowed by law
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mueller decides to take a crack at where all that unspent Inauguration money came from and where will it go. Hint: Trump Slush Fund and Pleasure Palace
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
So this is interesting: apparently Trump and Cohen have known about former NY AG Schneiderman's assaults since 2013. Funny how they just became public now
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Mike Myers wants to revive Austin Powers, but have the film be from Dr. Evil's perspective, hopes to make at least *pinkie finger to lips* one hundred billion dollars
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(CBC)
 
 
 
B.C. is testing Canadian-flavoured EAS on mobile phones, with expanded functionality to send tsunami alerts but with similar mixed results and technical glitches seen in the States with Amber Alerts
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a stress baker when I get nervous. I take the treats to work or to my boyfriend's house, as he lives with six people. However, one of his roommates eats them before others get the chance. My boyfriend thinks it's funny. What do?"
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Sunset Mesa Funeral Directors: Where they harvest gold teeth, body parts, cadavers for sale, deliver cement to you instead of loved one's cremains
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is Connery's James Bond an idiot? Well, he WAS outsmarted by a fat functioning idiot with a club foot, so I'm going to say, "yes"
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator Hatch to Senator McCain: "Hey, it's your funeral"
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Have you planned your own funeral? Does it involve a keg and blasting Lynyrd Skynyrd?
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
C'mon. You didn't REALLY believe that some no-name GOP fundraiser paid $1.6M hush money to a Playboy playmate to cover up her abortion--and then used Donald Trump's legal pseudonym on the papers, did you?
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Company plans to flood India with more beer. Lots more beer
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Not news: Right wing crackpot posts meme about Soros-funded coup against US, democracy. Fark.com: Right wing crackpot is wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Define 'master race': Greasy Adolf hipster has to beg his fellow white nationalists for money after his latest fundraising campaign cost more than it made. Again
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
How farked up is GOP infighting right now? Orrin Hatch is criticizing John McCain on his deathbed because McCain doesn't want a certain soft pumpkin colored draft dodger at his funeral
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Mon May 07, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
Super Bowl MVP Nick Foles to start for Eagles week one
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Roseanne's upcoming episode features a storyline where she's scared that her Muslim neighbors are building a bomb. Ha ha funny right?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tired of Pelosi harping about Republicans? Or Clinton complaining that her birthright was stolen from her? Or Obama whining about how Trump is ruining his legacy? Or late night talk show shills making fun of the President? Here's a way to solve that
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Are you saying she lied on her Visa application? Because old Europe is France, Germany and Belgium according to the GOP, and she didn't come from one of those
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will not be invited to John McCain's funeral. Barack Obama and George W. Bush will deliver eulogies
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Sun May 06, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Lightning finish off the Bruins? Can the Knights take care of the Sharks and advance to the Conference Finals? Did anybody see these scenarios at the beginning at the season? The fun begins at 3pm ET on NBC
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Off-duty cop pulls a gun on man that bought a Mentos. Unfunniest commercial EVAR
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Most absurd GoFundMe campaigns of all time. List includes helping to prove the world is flat, funding a 'spiritual journey' around the world to purchasing an actual human. Oh by the way, subby needs help to study the effects of Fark on your brain
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Sat May 05, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two series. Two 2-0 series leads. Two times the fun. Can the Celtics continue to have their way with the Sixers? Can the Cavaliers put the Raptors on the brink of extinction? The fun starts at 5pm ET on ESPN
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare will continue for at least one more year
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Fri May 04, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hey sexy mama. Wanna kill all humans?
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Metallica's Kirk Hammett and Richard Trujillo cover A-Ha's "Take On Me". No, really
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Thu May 03, 2018
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
I would make some kind of joke about Jared Kushner having filed 40 updates to his Federal disclosure forms, but at this point it isn't funny anymore
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Roger Stone hopes you will donate to his legal offense fund
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Wed May 02, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Remember that time Lex Luthor became President of the United States and Clark Kent poked fun at him at the White House Correspondents' Dinner?
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Expert on not being funny says "Women aren't funny"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Off-shore tax shelter clients want to know what business is managing their funds, to which the business replies 'None of your farking business'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Michelle Wolf: I'm glad I did it, and I'd do it again. Mwahahaha
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(TruGlamour)
 
 
 
Facts about farting. Because life ain't that serious and farts are always funny
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Principal (not sayof): Hey guys, wouldn't it be funny if the next time our black special needs student ran away, we told the police he had a gun?
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
At Japan Universal Studios, Flying Dinosaur riders get to hang upside down for two hours while they fix the ride. What could be more fun?
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japanese bus drivers protest funny-faced buses by making a funny face if you try to pay
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
In the name of morale boosting, the tax-funded Georgia Tech Research Institute spent more than $1 million over two years on large staff events, catering and meals, including nearly $12,000 racing go-karts and playing laser tag at Andretti Karting
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Fleetwood Mac explains why they told Lindsey Buckingham to go his own way
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(Vicejay)
 
 
 
Farker's food bank is having its annual Rubber Duck Derby fundraiser. Adopt a $5 duck for a chance at $5k, round-trip airline tickets, a year's worth of fried chicken, and other fabulous prizes. (Link goes to duck page, DIT)
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Predators-Jets series represents why we watch playoff hockey
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Mon April 30, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Scaramucci's deal to sell his hedge fund to China and save millions in taxes just blew up in his face. The reverse Midas touch remains at 100% effectiveness
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Finally, an equestrian sport that Fark can get behind: Whoever spills the least beer, wins
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Here's something fundies love, history... like the history of how the King James Bible came together. Let's just say, it's what you might expect
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Sun April 29, 2018
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Melo on being a team player and winning a championship: "That's out of the question"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
President Leeroy Jenkins threatens government shutdown just before midterms if border security isn't funded. DO IT
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Police use lights, sirens to escort DJ Funkmaster Flex to Newark mayor's birthday party in the least-corrupt thing to happen in New Jersey this week
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer hospitalized with kidney infection, which will be the hilarious plot in Schumer's next movie "I feel sick"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
What could possibly top That Was The Thursday That Was? Will Cadet Bonespurs take credit for winning the Korean War? It's your Fresh Hell Friday MSNBC Toga Party thread, brought to you by GeneCo, the world's #1 supplier of artificial livers. #zydrate. Fun starts at 8PM ET
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Things they don't want you to know: Funeral Home Edition. (Slideshow)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah on Trump's phone interview with Fox & Friends: "It was like a sober person doing Drunk History"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Cosby's spokespeople say Cosby is just like Emmet Till, you know, except for the part that Cosby is still alive and being tried in the justice system rather than murdered by a mob, and he raped sixty women rather than looking at one funny, but still
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Rob Schneider thinks Alec Baldwin is ruining SNL
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
2016: "Fark your feelings" 2018: "Baaaawwwwwwwwww. Mean libs won't stop making fun of our president"
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japan debates ethics of holding Buddhist funerals for obsolete robot dogs before their parts are harvested to repair other dogs. Priest: "All things have a bit of soul"
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Thu April 26, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's tremendous, best words he used on Fox and Friends are now being used against him by prosecutors in the Cohen-SDNY case. Bill Cosby found guilty of putting his pudding pop where it don't belong. It's your MSNBC thread. Fun starts at 8 p.m. ET
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(NFL)
 
 
 
So who will be the number one pick in the 2018 NFL Draft? Will there be any trades? Who will be the next big bust? The fun starts at 8pm ET, so be there to cheer on your team
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(Metro)
 
 
 
CAUTION: Smartphone zombie crossing
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Elgin ends 45-year ban on ice cream trucks, carts, fun
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(AP News)
 
 
 
That smell coming from the funeral home's garage? That ain't flowers
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Wed April 25, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
How do actions in a porn video become known to religious fundamentalists?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The custody battle between A.J. Delgado and Jason Miller is the stuff of courtroom drama; "He talked about Kellyanne Conway's shriveled-up fun bags"
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
In a fun-packed show, we've got the Miz interviewing a goat, the half-bludgenoning of an Uso, and Asuka's going to kill the IIconics... and probably Becky too. THIS is a Smackdown LIVE thread, coming from a bucket of chicken (8pm EDT, USA)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will break the series tie between the Bucks and Celtics? Can the Sixers put out the Heat for good? Can the Warriors send the Spurs off in the sunset? The NBA Playoffs continue with the fun beginning at 7pm ET on NBATV
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ibiza locals lodge protest against overtourism and its impact: getting overrun by Eurotrash looking for drugs, sex, music, and fun in the sun. In related news, Ibiza has locals
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(Huck Magazine)
 
 
 
George Clinton: Life lessons from a funked-up superstar
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
After the Parkland shooting, the NRA has been on the ropes, right? Just kidding, they set a new record for fundraising in a single month
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man who once sued to prove he wasn't an orangutan thinks the Russia lawsuit is funny
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Life can be pretty funny. One day you're running for mayor of New Orleans and the next thing you know you're pleading no contest in a public masturbation case
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Mon April 23, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two Western Conference Game 4s with Rockets-Wolves and Thunder-Jazz. Let's see how these games turn out with the fun beginning at 8pm ET on TNT
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
News: Funeral home pays their respects to the dearly departed. Not News: It was from Pittsburgh. Fark: To the Flyers playoff run
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby just got a Amazon Echo Plus. Anyone got any fun or cool things to do with the Echo Plus besides ask Alexa if she's spying on me for the government?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The rift between Simon and Garfunkel was so bad they would have stabbed one another to death if only they remembered where the knives were
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Sun April 22, 2018
(FBN)
 
 
 
To fight midlife crisis, Arby's shows new spirit of adventurousness, experimenting with more than 1,000 menu items annually, relying on Limited Time Offers, and focusing on fun flavors and "protein exploration"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Benedict Cumberbatch basically tells Martin Freeman to stop being a whiny little brat about Sherlock fans
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Melania yucks it up with Barack just to piss off Donnie. She looks happier than she has in the last two years - and she's at a funeral
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Strange question: What food do you serve at a funeral? Turns out, a lot of thought goes into it
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Fri April 20, 2018
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
How accurate is Chicago's gang database? It includes two people that are 132 years old and someone who once ran with the now-defunct Thorndale Jagoffs crew
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The DNC is suing the hell out of the shady characters involved in the Trump Campaign. Stormy Daniels' lawyer says a possible Cohen indictment is close to coming down. Will it be a fresh Friday hell? It's your MSNBC thread. Fun starts at 8 p.m. ET
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Pens seal the deal against the Flyers? Can the Jets fly away with a series win? Can the Predators lay waste to the Avalanche and advance? It is your Friday Night Stanley Cup Playoffs thread, the fun begins at 7:00 PM ET on NBCSN and CBC
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Got a thing for dusting? Then, this toy soldier collection is for you. Over 250,000 toy soldiers in this massive, but tiny deployment. Add it to your house-sized train set and you'll have a whole lot of fun
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My child likes to make himself vomit for fun. Is that weird? Is that wrong? Should I stop him?"
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Trump won't attend Barbara Bush funeral, to "avoid disruptions" like having her climb out of the coffin to smack him upside the head
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Archeologists think they have found King Tut's wife, Ankhesenamun, who was also King Tut's funky half-sister and cousin...so that's how it is in their family (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Washington Monthly)
 
 
 
Libertarian economist employed by Koch-funded think tank disproves key tenet of libertarianism
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Gotta support the team
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hedge funds suffer their first back-to-back loss in two years. Awwwww
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
New artist takes over the 85-year-old "Nancy" comic strip. Fans are outraged because it's actually funny
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Taking an oath of office using a dinosaur hand puppet is pretty funny, but not very smart. Especially if you're in the military
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Wed April 18, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's looking like Lil' Hands Trump and Lil' Kim will actually meet. It's not looking like Pompeo will be confirmed as Secretary of State. Comey is killing it on his media book tour. It's your Wednesday evening MSNBC thread. Fun starts at 8 p.m. ET
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
♬ OOOOk-lahoma, where Republicans are sweepin' education tax dollars into the general fund. ♪
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom' final trailer is flesh ripping fun
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Trump praise Unit 731? Will he demand funding for a Gojira Wall? Just how bad will he fark this up? This is YOUR joint press conference with Prime Minister of Japan Shinzo Abe. (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 1730 EDT)
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Def Leppard's Joe Elliott has already written out the playlist for his funeral. Also requests no "What has 9 arms and sucks?" jokes
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Anthony Rizzo of the Chicago Cubs thinks the players play too many games and will take a pay cut for fewer games. Gonzo agrees
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Paying $3,000 extra for a car's self-driving functionality that doesn't even exist yet isn't normal. But on Tesla it is
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fund managers' allocation to stocks a 18-month low, leading to speculation that the market has peaked or will peak this year
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(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Enterprising teen starts a GoFundMe because he isn't into some weird fetish, he just wants to bathe in KFC gravy
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Remember the NY hedge fund billionaire that 'volunteered' as a reserve officer of a small New Mexico town? He's found a small town in Colorado that needed a pickup truck
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Stop sharing details from your personal history on Facebook. That's what TotalFark discussion is for
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Pygmy whale dies after stranding itself on Florida beach. Jumbo shrimp, military intelligence to attend funeral
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Sun April 15, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
R. Lee Ermey dead at 74, presumably of a major malfunction
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Sat April 14, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
When it turns out that the entire body of scientific knowledge is firmly against you, do you: A) change your views, B) fund new research to support your claims, or C) tank the ratings of a children's book on Amazon
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
We'd all be better off as a nation if Press Your Luck, The Newlywed Game, and Hollywood Squares were still on the air
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Look, I'm glad we legalized pot in Seattle, but erecting statues is taking it a little far
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell injured in I-5 rollover wreck after portraying Ron Burgundy in "Funny Or Die" San Diego Voter Registration Drive with "Billy On The Street". No word on Baxter The Dog
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
With no other major stories going on today, news outlets ask the hard hitting question: "Why is the Coke Zero Twitter account locked?"
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Thu April 12, 2018
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Remember, if you have an extra baby you don't need, just return the kid to your local "baby box." Much easier than getting refunds from condom vending machines for defective products
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Wed April 11, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The White House says they hold Syria & Russia responsible for the chemical attack. Theresa May orders submarines to move within missile range of Syria. Paul Ryan to spend more time at the gym. It's your MSNBC thread. Fun starts at 8 PM ET. Doors now open
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
I received a letter from the tax guys. As I opened it I pretended it was cheque. It was a notification of a sales tax refund. It was like a fantasy come true. Aren't I the lucky ducky today? $200 is $200. Will miracles never cease? 1st question 1st
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(Easy Reader)
 
 
 
The most popular books in 2017 for each state. Nebraska likes Dr Seuss, while West Virginia, Iowa, and Oklahoma prefer more adult reading material. Where is your favorite book on the list?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Matthew Stafford makes off-season completion
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Tue April 10, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
It won't bring the victims back, however the gofundme for the Humboldt Broncos is closing in on $6 million and is the fifth largest of all time. Tag is for everyone who has donated
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
It took less than 24 hours after Rick Scott declared his run for Senate for someone to notice his fundraising violations. Bonus lol: his PAC was to both promote Trump's policies and reach out to Latinos
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Machete does battle with Cisco (CW 8ET) Later, on Black Lightning, Tobias does battle with Black Lightning (CW 9ET) Finally, on Legion, David does battle with The Shadow King, through interpretive dance and pantomime. (FX 10ET)
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Funeral pie, funeral potatoes, funeral ham. Gotta eat something after a funeral to soak up all that scotch. What's your funeral food go-to
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Awkward is finding a 'homemade' 'Dad's Army-themed' sex tape made by your nan and grandad based on the famous BBC show
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Massachusetts governor says he will miss fundraising event featuring Mike Pence because his "calendar has other stuff on it." In other news, MA governor spends day washing hair, taking dog for walk, raking leaves, watching paint dry, etc
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Yet More on Cohen. Yet moron Cohen? Wordplay is fun
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The Simpsons finally address the "Apu Controversy" in the unfunniest way possible
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Microsoft releases Windows 3.0 source code so you can party like it's 1989
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Headline with the phrase "middle finger found in a surprising place" far funnier than the actual article
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Attn hockey farkers: As you know, the playoffs begin Wednesday and a fun part of that the last few years is the Bracket Challenge. We have a league, from now 'til 1st game puck drop you can create a bracket. Link goes to sign-in, details in 1st post
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bye, guy
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel decides to be the adult in his ongoing feud with Sean Hannity
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Sun April 08, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
Wrestlemania 34 is here and live from the Superdome in New Orleans. What are the matches you are most looking forward to? Who will win between Brock Lesnar and Roman Reigns? Pre-show @ 5 PM ET. The main event fun begins at 7 PM ET
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Sat April 07, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
John Kransinski says The Office could return for a Christmas special. That's what she ... oh damn, that doesn't work here
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Fri April 06, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Four games in this second-to-last night of the regular season, and we have Sens-Pens, Sabres-Lightning, Blues-'Hawks, and Stars-Ducks. These games may determine playoff positioning. Friday Night Hockey fun starts at 7:30 PM ET
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Easier than regrowing that lost limb due to being possessed it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to free (for life) copy of Crusader Kings II. What have you been playing this week? What game(s) that you've never beaten haunt your dreams?
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(SoulTracks)
 
 
 
Grammy winning hit songwriter Ron Dunbar dead at 77, all that's left is a band of gold. Parliament in deep funk
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Thu April 05, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will prevail between the Penguins and the Blue Jackets? How about the Leafs and Devils? Will the Kings conquer the Wild? This and much more on Thursday Night Hockey, the fun begins at 7:00 PM ET
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas GOP decides the best way to comply with State Supreme Court ruling to increase school funding is to change the State Constitution
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
OK Republicans growing increasingly deranged trying to justify not funding public schools. Governor Mary Fallin even started ranting about Antifa killing her family in 1962
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(Destructoid)
 
 
 
Season 9. Official trailer. Archer
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Another fun way of tracking users for fun and profit
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(Time)
 
 
 
The @dog_rates guy is a 21 year old college dropout earning $100k+ making funny tweets. 14/10
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Tue April 03, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Tailgating Milwaukee Brewers fans on opening day look pretty much like you'd expect
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New NY tax law aimed at getting around loss of state and local tax deductions will probably be a) illegal, b) impossible to implement, c) great for hedge funds, or d) all of the above
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In what is no doubt just a strange coincidence, the energy lobbyist who lets Pruitt live at his Washington D.C. condo for just $50/night also funded his Oklahoma attorney general campaign
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Early Nirvana drummer says he has no regrets leaving the group before they recorded "Nevermind". ohwaityoureserious.jpg
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Two exchange-traded funds that use artificial intelligence to predict payouts say consumer stocks provide best dividends. Also suggest people be on lookout for Sarah Connor
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article on how to set up a threesome. Coming up next: Article on how to repair your relationship after a threesome
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Because they can't sell the damn things, Hot Dog on a Stick™ to treat customers to one free turkey or veggie dog on Tax Day
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In other news, somebody believes millennials got an average tax refund of $3000
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
MO Legislature: Let's gut state funding of the U of M system. Also MO Legislature: Let's give ourselves, our families, and our staff free tuition
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
A Virgin comes to Las Vegas
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Doooooooooooit Nancy Pelosi, deliver Republicans their worst nightmare by stepping down to assume a purely fundraising role ....for it will lead to an electoral bloodbath
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"He insisted on fast food for our first date. Then he pulled out coupons"
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Fri March 30, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Oh, come on, that's kind of funny
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Tucker Carlson bringing Fabio on as an expert on the California economy is the most Onion story ever"
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Is this the dumbest thing ever to be published by the New Yorker? Did someone think this was funny?
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop, which sells "magically charged" stones, Tibetan singing bowls, and pricey clothing gets $50 million in funding. How's your Etsy store doing?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
After being fired by Attorney General Jeff Sessions, Andrew McCabe sets up legal defense fund. Subby sets up popcorn maker
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Thu March 29, 2018
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania middle school hosts donkey basketball game fund raiser, says it's much cheaper than a flight to Tijuana
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fun with maps: the largest company by revenue in every state
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tesla is about to implode, says hedge fund manager that has invested his entire nut on the premise that Tesla will implode. Also, no collusion
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You're frustrated because sanctions have crippled your ability to raise sufficient capital to fund your nuclear ambitions, so naturally you sell fake sex potions made from dogs and pigs. Bonus: They contain extremely high levels of harmful heavy metals
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
If we took all the porn off the iPhone, there'd be one app left called "Bring Back The Porn"
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
'Funeral Potatoes' - I have so many questions
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tammy Duckworth demonstrates why you shouldn't make fun of her legs
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sister of Florida high school shooting victim to Melania Trump: My brother is being cyber-bullied. Where are you?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
FANG stocks are beginning to bite US fund managers
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump bans government funds from being used to buy portraits, saying officials should just use their charitable organizations instead
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(Weather Underground)
 
 
 
Cool season tornadoes are becoming more common, forming their own cliques and making fun of the nerd season tornadoes
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah's liquor control commission debates alcohol and axe throwing. "People actually do this, huh?"
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Makita unveils ruggedized battery-powered outdoor coffeemaker to keep construction workers fully engaged with their job
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
SHS doesn't feel the need to make up new lies when caught, the NRA is potentially in even deeper crap than previously thought, and Trumpy continues tweeting dumb shiat. MSNBC discussion thread, Taco Tuesday edition, fun starts 8pm EDT
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NRA: No no, we can't possibly explain what elections we spend our illegal foreign funding on. Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it we used it on elections. Oh crap. I definitely shouldn't have said it was illegal. *sighs* There's not enough death today
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump is now retweeting himself about building his wall using military funds. Looks like after Fox and Friends suggested it, he's planning on going through with it
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Mon March 26, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump fundraiser, Elliot Broidy, peddled his influence of the president to potential clients. Wasn't Broidy on the short list for some recently vacated administration position?
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Fri March 23, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
61*
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump Campaign deputy communication director told Flippotamus "You should do it." Which, funny enough, is what I said to Mueller when he asked if he should unseal those indictments
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(Wicked Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fungus amungus
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Just a story about a Trump fundraiser who offered help to lift sanctions against Russian firms
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After losing my brass shiny thing I need a new pocket pen. It must be able to use Fisher Space Pen refills (or is Parker-sized with Fisher adaptor.) Yes, it does narrow the choice Any suggestions? LGT Fisher site
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Thu March 22, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trumpy wants scalps and trade wars, Nader was evidently granted immunity before turning rabbit, and Rick Wilson is now aware of fark's love of grapefruit jokes. MSNBC Thirsty Thursday Discussion thread, fun starts 8pm EDT, bring a helmet
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ace businessman and completely coherent President Trump misses his best chance yet to get funding for his border wall
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(Engineering.com)
 
 
 
Many have hypothesized that the FIU pedestrian bridge collapse was because the tower and cable stays had not yet been built. They're wrong, though: the tower and stays had no functional purpose, making this even more of a WTF design
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(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
If you needed a tow truck north of Boston on Wednesday, they were at a funeral. All of them
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Pet Chicken: Fun for kids, dinner when they tire of it
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Puzzle maker creates fully functional and edible chocolate Rubik's cube so when you get frustrated you just eat the damn thing
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(Jurassic Farker)
 
 
 
"This is 9-1-1, what's your emergency?" "THERE ARE DINOSAURS IN THE PARK"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Orkian sexual humor on set. Playful or pervy? "It was the '70s." Tag is for the decade. Shazbot
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Rampage" director: We want a realistic, down-to-earth movie... that's completely off-the-wall and swarming with giant monsters
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Just rescued a male cat that had to have one leg amputated. Looking for funny/clever names. Lieutenant Dan is not in the running
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will it be all about Shane? YES! Is there a chance AJ is hurt? YES! Will Asuka-Charlotte be fun? YES! Are we only going to focus on DBD? YES YES YES YES YES YES! WWE Smackdown 8pm EDT USA
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cambridge Analytica further exposed, more Austin bomb trouble, and another sex scandal hits Trump Tower. This is the MSNBC Discussion Thread. Grab your snacks and drinks and join the fun starting at 8PM EDT
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Mon March 19, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Harry Potter themed burlesque show to raise funds for Utah woman who lost all four limbs. Wait, what?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Today's NRA fun news story: Kid shoots his sister dead over video-game controller. See, like the NRA says, video games cause violence, not guns
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Sun March 18, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Step 1: Claim food poisoning at a holiday resort. Step 2: Get caught because of pouting smug poolside selfies while having a great time. Priceless: Have a judge find you "fundamentally dishonest" and be ordered to pay a £15,000 fine
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Second Round wraps up with some exciting games. Will Purdue fend off Butler? Who will win between Clemson-Auburn in the battle of Tigers? How about Marshall-WVU in the Mountain State Showdown? Tune in for the fun starting at Noon EDT on CBS
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rory McIlroy says limiting alcohol sales will prevent drunk, rowdy fans from disrupting golf. But how else would some people enjoy watching it?
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(Advance Publications)
 
 
 
Photoshop this funky bunch
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Sat March 17, 2018
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
New Democratic spending bill continues to fund Planned Parenthood, an extension of Obama's executive amnesty, an ACA bailout, gun control, new taxes and...wait, this is the Republican spending bill?
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
How to top toasted grasshoppers? For 2018, Seattle Mariners add donut stand, two BBQ joints, and Din Tai Fung (minus iconic soup dumplings) to ballpark food vendor list
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(SETI)
 
 
 
Scientists say space aliens could hack our planet, ask for help moving funds for a prince from Alpha Centauri
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Fri March 16, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
You won't want to go skiing again after seeing this horrific video of a ski lift malfunctioning. Thankfully no one was seriously hurt
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
You know a divorce is about to be fun when someone hires a criminal defense attorney to represent them
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you purchased two Snuggies, you may be getting a refund for your humiliation
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Facebook begins building "world's least functional" bridge. Too late guys, we actually found it earlier today
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Wed March 14, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
PA18 goes from +20 R to "whadda ya mean THOSE people can vote", students stage mass walkouts over Parkland shootings, Trumpy wants a Space Force, and Jesus Christo it's only Wacky Wednesday. MSNBC discussion thread, fun starts 8pm EDT, bring a helmet
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(NASA)
 
 
 
"For the first time, scientists had ground and satellite views of Steve. Scientists have now learned, that Steve may be an extraordinary puzzle piece in painting a better picture of how Earth's magnetic fields function." ALL HAIL STEVE
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Tue March 13, 2018
(The Register)
 
 
 
Stealing 24 Macs worth £22k and selling them for £200/each to fund your drug habit is one way to live your life, especially if you're an IT techie and your name is Lawless
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
FARC performs poorly in electoral test, as voters were only able to choose between "smart" and "funny" candidates
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
When a county sheriff in Alabama buys a $740,000 beach house it might be because he took $750,000 from the jail food fund
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Seattle radio station KEXP plans to play every single Sub Pop catalog number over the next four months in lead-up to the label's 30th anniversary. "This is going to be a really fun, completely self-inflicted pain in the ass"
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
News: Baltimore man murdered Saturday. FARK: While driving in a funeral procession
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Mon March 12, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal campaign funds, please find a better way to use them than lunch at the Bubba Gump's in Times Square
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Text asking for comments on her dress goes to the wrong person. He and family respond with a photo of six thumbs up. Leads to #gofundme page for their boy with Leukemia. Confused? You won't be after this week's episode of Awww
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Sun March 11, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Selection Sunday. For some the words bring joy. For some, anguish. For some, cursing at teams that will most likely be home before next Saturday. So...are you in? The fun begins at 6pm EDT on TBS
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Now ya see? That's the funny thing about hush money: It only works if there isn't someone even richer willing to throw down "shout it from the rooftops" money
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(Geek.com)
 
 
 
MIT researchers claim nuclear fusion will be viable in 15 years. (Just as it has been for the last two decades due to a lack of science funding - submitter)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The New York Times wonders if there is anything more fun than a Trump rally. Surely we can come up with at least a few things
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Sat March 10, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC: Look, we need to make more room for hedge fund gods and hipsters, so we're just going to dump you poors upstate, kthxbye
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Fri March 09, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Nigeria's own Fannie Mae sets out to double mortgage loans, so be on the lookout for an email from a guy named Inyangete, Royal Prince of Mortgages, Communications, and Trapped Royal Funds
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Dancing is illegal at Texas Roadhouse. Kevin Bacon unavailable for comment
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"My 7-year-old daughter's crying in bed right now because she wants to wear her Star Wars t-shirt to school but is scared her classmates will laugh because she likes 'boy stuff." Advice comes from none other than Mark Hamill himself
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
House passes bill requiring themselves to pay for their own sexual harassment settlements instead of using taxpayer funds. Stay tuned for next week's bill in which they redefine "sexual harassment" to exclude anything Congressmen do
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Thu March 08, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
In 10 days, the Dark Prince fundraised for Dana Russianbacker. In 11 days, the statute of limitations runs out on possible bribery charges for Dana. Mueller is investigating both. Calm your sphincters, THIS is your Trump rumor thread (~5pm news dump)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Prince holds fundraiser for pauper who's a puppet
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans are funny. They think Trump will read their "set of trade principles"... or care. Trump was/is terrible at business. You think he's magically become good at anything, somehow, by becoming President? Republicans really are funny
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Wed March 07, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rare funeral home trifecta now in play as the 6th circuit court of appeals rules that you can't claim freedom of religion to fire employees just for being transgender
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This is great news for your 401(k) - you can now buy an index fund comprising all the major imaginary currencies
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The next entry in the Call of Duty franchise will be 'Black Ops IIII'. Yes, you read that right. Apparently proper use of roman numerals is not necessary in the field of covert operations
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
One of the only things that would ever make all Farkers leave their basements and march might happen in Rhode Island: $20 to access porn. May God have mercy on their souls
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Family buys cereal at Walmart, eat some for breakfast, then realize its sell by date is 22 February 1997. THEY ALL SURVIVED. "I just started eating and thinking, 'it just tastes funny. It must be ok'"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The 'world's first crowdfunded craft beer hotel' is set to open this summer in Columbus, Ohio ...with a tap in each overnight room. Where do I send all my beer money for reservations?
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Funny how often 'shots fired' and 'Waffle House' appear together
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Nader represented UAE's Crown Prince at that shady meeting with Erik Prince and Putin's fund manager. Nader's cooperating with Mueller, which is better than all that biatching about cars he used to do
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Tue March 06, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Washington State businessman Kyle Templeton has a custom sock business. Only problem is he doesn't really sell socks, but he's definitely willing to take your money
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(13 News Now)
 
 
 
In these tense times of chaos, we should be respectful of our leaders, to ensure our government remains calm and functioning properly. And possibly put up an 'Impeach Now' billboard outside of Mar-a-Lago
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Mon March 05, 2018
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Guy's wife vanishes, so he moves on and shacks up with new girlfriend. Wife, who was actually injured and in hospital, returns. Neighbors come out in droves with binoculars watching drama unfold
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, here are pictures of Helen Mirren's stint as a "Price is Right" model at last night's Oscars. There are a bunch of words around the pictures, but they're not important
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel's Oscars monologue was actually funny
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Irish granny has "a go at some sledging" which is A) a new slang term for downing tequila shots, B) freebasing the latest street drug to hit Dublin, C) absolutely adorable
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Sun March 04, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
W.VA legislature tries to stiff the striking teachers by passing a smaller raise for them than the governor promised (because Fark you, that's why) but accidentally passed the bill giving them the full raise. Reading IS fundamental
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you think Jack Black singing the national anthem is funny...well, amazingly enough, you'd be wrong. He nails it
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(Up Venue)
 
 
 
With all the doom, gloom and despair in the news, sometimes you really need a laugh. This week, the Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for the funniest songs of all time (not recorded by Weird Al, who is too obvious)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What's this? Oh nothing just hacked emails from a top RNC fundraiser to the Prime Minister of Malaysia, promising to use his connections to Trump to make a DOJ corruption and money-laundering investigation go away...for the small fee of $80 million
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(Buzzfeed)
 
Weeners
 
Penises are funny, so here are some things that look like penises, but aren't. NSFW because some of them really look like schlongs
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Sat March 03, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't post for an old fashioned goodhearted snowball fight on Facebook as a joke unless you want the snowball fight of the century during Storm Emma
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
The Sinclair Broadcast Group would like to assure you everything is fine in the Trump White House. They had a slight collusion malfunction, but everything's perfectly alright now. Thank you
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(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Die of dysentery all over again as Target introduces the handheld version of The Oregon Trail. Pro-tip: Remember, even if you shoot it you can't bring a whole buffalo back to the wagon
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Man dreams of reopening closed amusement park to revive fond childhood memories. Go FundMe account at $800 on way to $350 million needed to rebuild
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Fri March 02, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida House and Senate had no trouble approving $3M for NRA backed shooting range. And of course, 'NRA backed' means the public provide almost all of the funding
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You're disqualified, you're disqualified, and you're disqualified. EVERYONE is disqualified, let's head to DQ City
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Funny how 'head injury' often follows 'dice game dispute'
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Almost as fun as that M.A.S.K. sandbox game you're working on it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to the well received Into The Breach made by the FTL people. What have you been playing and what game(s) will always be installed on your PC?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Subby plays the world's smallest violin for Jesse Jackson Jr., who is having trouble paying his bills on his $125k a year government funded worker's comp and "disability" payment and wants to sell the home his wife and kids live in
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Thu March 01, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hey here's a joke. A U.S. President walks up to a microphone and get this, states that all opioid dealers, ok wait for it, should be sentenced to death Oh man, that's soooo funny right?
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(Some Khaki)
 
 
 
Barry Crimmins, the father of Boston comedy, dies at age 64. Goodnight funnyman
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
"My bus full of students is malfunctioning." "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" (video)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Best memories and biggest surprises from 2018 winter Olympics. The NBC television viewing experience mysteriously absent
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Wed February 28, 2018
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Scientists find evidence of alien space farts. Seriously, who's funding these guys?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The epicenter of dysfunction in the White House isn't Donald. It's Ivanka
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
"Once that marijuana was mixed with the butter then the whole butter becomes marijuana, and that's what we weighed," says officer out to get guy who criticized his department for misappropriating funds
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Tue February 27, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Contentious snooker world has another flare-up after one Welsh pro calls another a "keyboard warrior" who snarks and cyber-bullies him. Never heard of such a person
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's Letitia Wright freestyling on the "Black Panther" set while Winston Duke beatboxes. Your day is now better
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Is that a fungus hanging out of your butt or are you just happy to see me?
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
VA state delegate holds "hammer-and-sickle" image behind Democratic delegate Lee Carter while he speaks. Fark: His fellow Democratic delegate Mark Keam
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Army awards AM General $11.8M for 60 Humvees. They should have called Malfunctioning Eddie
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(Pinterest)
 
 
 
Subby plans to add some amenities to the small urban backyard that will make grilling more appealing and functional. Stories, ideas, advice and pictures would be much appreciated, I know you farkers are experts in this. Like everything
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(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Riding an ATV naked, going the wrong way on the highway is no way to go through life, son
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Sun February 25, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sunday hockey is always a good thing, no matter who is playing. Six games are on tap including Blues-Predators, Sharks-Wild, and Red Wings-Rangers. The fun starts when the puck drops at Noon ET on NBC
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the 30 funniest "Saturday Night Live" skits ever. Grab the popcorn and let the debate begin
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Looks like Trump needs some more empathy reminders: new fundraising email uses a victim of the Parkland shooting
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Fri February 23, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump admits to head role in ongoing coverup
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Paul is Manafarked because Rick Rolled. Mueller moves forward with more indictments as FRESH HELL FRIDAY has arrived. MSNBC Discussion thread. Fun starts at 8PM EST
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ok Farkers, it had been kinda of a crappy week. I need some funny videos to break the funk. What are some of your favorites?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
School districts: Comply, children or marching in protest will go on your PERMANENT RECORD (dramatic music). MIT Admissions: Have fun storming the castle, kids
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Thu February 22, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
The Mailman delivering again- this time a funny prank on Anthony Davis
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Active Shooter Drill sounds so yucky. Let's call it bang bang happy happy fun time
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher gets interviewed by a bunch of little kids. Hilarity ensues
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