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Wed April 25, 2018
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Please don't punch Publix employees if they don't answer your questions immediately while they're stocking shelves. They might be deaf
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My married neighbors and I have become casual friends; the wall we share is ridiculously thin, and you can hear a cough. We're not loud. But I've started hearing gay porn when she's gone; should I bring this to the wife's attention?"
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston hangs out with some of her Friends costars
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Korean youths not so sure about Reunification, cite Chain of Command and Redemption as better two-parters
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Officials aren't quite sure how this drunk woman got stuck in this position but they are sure she had a Fark handle which they have refused to release
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Fri April 20, 2018
(BattleNet)
 
 
 
Ben Brode leaves Blizzard
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
'We're not here to make friends'
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Logic files for divorce. Tired of not being used these days
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
A 10-year old girl shared her story of being bullied... and now the New York Yankees have her back. Sabathia, Judge and Stanton are gonna take turns kicking those punks over the fence
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Tillerson has privately told friends he knows it was "Fredo" Kushner who forced him out of the administration. Well, it's not like Rex is the former CEO of one of the most powerful companies in the world, and known for holding a grudge or anything
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Dear Troubleshooter: My mom has a hot boyfriend at work and she won't stop hitting me up for advice because she can't talk to her coworkers. When I tell her to cool it, she says this is how adult relationships work. I'm at a loss. Sincerely, Ms U
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bad plumbing in curry joints turns UK town's rivers yellow. Officials having naan of it
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
TESS gonna get testy with a 30 second window, and booster recovery in the Atlantic. Launch feed goes live @~6:15 PM Eastern. Bring your friends, and get them hot and buttery, and bust out the popcorn (Launch rescheduled for Wednesday, April 18th)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Florida man fined $120 million for calling 97 million of his best friends, usually right as they were setting down to eat dinner
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Christ, what an asshole
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(Massively OP)
 
 
 
Star Citizen gives all its backers free shirts to celebrate 2M backers. In-game shirts, not real shirts. In a game that still seems nowhere close to release
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Teenager who sold virginity for £2 million says it was all a lie. YOU DON'T SAY
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Alcohol plus axe throwing? What could possibly go wrong?
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Mon April 16, 2018
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
In a fight between a Russian T-90 tank and an American M-1A2 Abrams, victory goes to the better crew. Or perhaps the one that has a bunch of friends in A-10s, but that's not the point
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
"George Stephanopoulos is having way more sex than you"
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen evidently has something far more important to do than personally attend his court proceedings: sit around and smoke cigars with his skeevy Russian friends
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Granny Smith and her friends head to Las Pegasus and Rainbow Dash tags along as chaperone. Will what happens in Las Pegasus stay in Las Pegasus? Find out on My Little Pony - Grannies Gone Wild this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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Fri April 13, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Man who just moved to New Jersey 10 months ago wins $533 million record lotto jackpot, largest ever in New Jersey. Still lives in New Jersey
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
David Schwimmer now in charge of the London Stock Exchange. Joey Tribbiani still hoping for that one big break
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Okay, so aside from Greitens himself, is there anyone left in Missouri that wants him to stay on as Governor?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kellyanne wants you to know the pee tape is none of your damn business
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump's tax cuts benefited big business and his friends, but not the average American worker. And if you're surprised at this, remember, Trump is counting on your vote in 2020
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Tue April 10, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There's a storm coming, Mr. Trump. You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it hits, you're all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could get away with it all
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Your friend used an app on Facebook - and you won't believe what happened next
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Evangelicals back Trump because his White House is "clean and scandal free." That's the joke
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
"I was in a sex cult before it was cool. You've probably never heard of it"
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Mon April 09, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Someone toilet papers police chief's truck. Department has a good laugh in their press release
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Sun April 08, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
If on October 14th, 1982 you wrote a letter, rolled it up, dropped it into an empty Diet Sunkist bottle, and tossed it into the Coosa River, this article may be of interest to you
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Pirates usher retires after 81 years on job and 6000 games. Saw Babe Ruth hit his last home run, and was there when Bill Mazeroski walked off the Series over the Yankees
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Fri April 06, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Minors found in shaft
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If you want to protect your privacy on the internet, it would appear your only option is to move to western Montana, use a typewriter, and live on potatoes
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel labels Sean Hannity an "ass clown circus"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
♫ Ah we can drive if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause your friends don't drive and if they don't drive, well they're no friends of mine ♫
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Thu April 05, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
MIT researchers have a novel new tool for how to combat online harassment. Something called "friends"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
And now a story that will make all men wince in unison
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(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Thunderbirds Are Stop
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Metal Injection)
 
Video
 
If you've ever wondered what species of birds some heavy metal singers sound like, then today is your lucky day
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(soranews24)
 
 
 
Two words that make you want to buy a plane ticket: Karaoke Flights. The journey is the destination, indeed
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
A suitcase of pepperoni, an open window, and an English rock group with strange hair get a man banned from the hotel for 17 years
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Half Scoop must be on coke or something
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Slate Columnist: All day long my daughter complains. Just whine, whine, whine, all the damn day. What did I do to deserve this? Why do I have to deal with this? Can you help me understand where she learned to complain so much? I mean, gosh
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Tue April 03, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Friends don't let friends drive drunk. They take turns
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man filmed having sex with ninth hole of golf course. Submit your best "hole" joke to the right
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Verne Troyer hospitalized for being drunk and suicidal. Friends say he may have a small drinking problem
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Early Nirvana drummer says he has no regrets leaving the group before they recorded "Nevermind". ohwaityoureserious.jpg
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Is it 1997 again? Because Ben Folds and Cake are going on tour together this summer
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
When even Fox News says you've gone too far, my friends, you've gone too far
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Mon April 02, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Too bad it's just an April Fool's joke, because Stephen King would be a far better governor of Maine than the current one. Mind you, that's also true of almost every other resident of Maine
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway responds to leaking rumors:"I have a great relationship with Jared and Ivanka. We even had dinner recently at their house." No word on whose virgin blood and soul were devoured at said dinner
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump's Tweets on Sunday about DACA and his subsequents= statements to reports about those tweets prove that A) he actually has NO IDEA what DACA is or how it works and B) He was watching "Fox&Friends" while tweeting and thought Tomi Lahren DID
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Sat March 31, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
There are assholes, and then there are "suing 10-year-old child because I ran into her bike while jogging" assholes
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"He insisted on fast food for our first date. Then he pulled out coupons"
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Friday Throwback - Half in the bag completely eviscerates Adam Sandler's Jack & Jill, notable because it includes the line 'He stole the money and embezzled it to all his friends' - and 3 years later they haven't been sued and the video's still up
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Bullied boy finds acceptance with rescue cat that has same rare condition. D'awwww
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tony Bennett adds AP Coach of the Year to go with his multiple Grammy and Emmy awards
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Helen Hunt gives update on 'Mad about You' reboot. Although most viewers were satisfied when the network gave it the boot the first time
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I rent out rooms in my home to friends who work for non-profits and don't have cars or have health issues. I need to pick two to ask to move so my sister and her daughters can move in with me after a nasty divorce. Who do I choose?"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"You can march all day long," Loesch scoffed. "Ultimately, you've got to follow it up with action." And that action will be voting your puppets out of office, Dana
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(Inforum)
 
 
 
My girlfriend lives in Canada, so you wouldn't know her. Oh yeah, and she's 18, and she gets $1000 a week from Lotto Canada for the rest of her life
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My in-laws freak out over germs my kids may or may not have. It makes visiting them a nightmare. What can I do to get them over it?"
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
The best parties are the ones you organise yourself, even if it is your own wake
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Jesus advocated for the Second Amendment"
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Wed March 28, 2018
(GameInformer)
 
 
 
Two games that destroy families and friendships come together to demolish all you hold dear. Behold Mario Kart Monopoly
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Tue March 27, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
White Sox rehire groundskeeper after he clears the dirt from his name
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Owl delivering wedding rings to the groom attacks one of the best men. 10 points off for Gryffindor
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Michael Avenatti called Michael Cohen a thug to Cohen's own attorney's face on live television
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Louisiana family uses alligator for baby gender reveal. Your move, Australia
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Why is it so weird to want to be single?
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
You don't have to quit Facebook - just fill it with false info
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: We were visiting friends on vacation. My husband had his laptop. One of the kids watched a video on it. No one put it away and another kid spilled juice on it, ruining it. Should those parents chip in for the replacement?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump is now retweeting himself about building his wall using military funds. Looks like after Fox and Friends suggested it, he's planning on going through with it
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Mon March 26, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Zeke Upshaw, who collapsed during G League game, has passed away at 26 from cardiac arrest
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
On a sunny note: Fox & Friends are advising President Trump to divert money in a way that would definitely get him convicted of high crimes and misdemeanors. So, thanks?
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Sun March 25, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
"Sorry you're all stupid. Stay gullible, my friends"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Justin Verlander reveals how he balances marriage with baseball. He's a multi-millionaire professional athlete with a supermodel wife. If he had any more balance he could moonlight with Cirque du Soleil
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
According to Fox News, Mister Rogers was one of the most evil people in the history of the human species. Trump still pretty cool though
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Pita (S)Pit
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
CDs, vinyl outselling digital dowloads for first time in 7 years. In other news, Myspace, Friendster, gaining new members using CompuServe
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
It's been 7 years since Twilight came to Ponyville to learn about Friendship. Now she decides to open a School of Friendship to further her goals of global domination. It's My Little Pony - School Daze 1&2 Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am EDT
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
How to deal with peak TV: just stop watching it. "Even if you mostly like the show, there's no law saying you have to keep watching it"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
According to new book, Trump is very protective of Hope Hicks and refuses to set her up on dates with his billionaire friends, who keep asking him about it
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
For subby Adoption is the Option, what about you?
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Wired)
 
 
 
Instagram announces latest change to make itself suck as much as Facebook
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
American college students would give up their privacy for free pizza. Farkers would hold out for free pizza and beer
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Middle-aged man spends 20 years amassing one of the world's biggest Barbie collections. And ladies: he's single
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Renowned MMA athlete Sean Hannity is also ready to battle Joe Biden in the Octogon
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm a monogamous bisexual in my 20s. I prefer women, but have had casual sexual relationships with men; friends & family accept me. The most recent woman I dated called me gay and said I lied to her. Should I admit being bi to women?"
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Wed March 21, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
That's not a car horn. THIS is a car horn
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(Metro)
 
 
 
46-year-old man and 19-year-old wife. Creepy or Cool?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
You'd think at a fancy NBA arena they'd serve Miracle Whip
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Your First Bracket is a Dumpster Fire? You have a second chance to fail further. PSW= Drew
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Halsey discusses battle against endometriosis, collaboration with Uncle Albert, and the butter pie
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Since I started my job, one of my coworkers has hated me; she covets my job and talks negatively about me. She has been staying late to finish my assignments she has nothing to do with in order to impress our boss. What should I do?"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You're not gonna believe it, but it seems Trump's legal team is plagued by chaos and infighting - but at least they're pulling double duty as Trump's "publicists and therapists". Just the best people, believe me
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr.'s wife, Vanessa, is divorcing him because he's cheap
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Ridin' Dirty: Elderly lady takes scooter on interstate, tries to evade police
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
At the tone, the time will be 8:18am
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Sun March 18, 2018
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"Trump believes law enforcement should operate for his benefit, punishing his enemies and protecting his friends"
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Things to do with a broken trampoline: Turn it into an elevated garden, turn the frame into a giant holiday wreath, prop it up against a tree and use it as an outdoor movie screen, or convert it into a chicken coop
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Sat March 17, 2018
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Well, bye. "Lesbian skinhead" moran drops out of legislative race in Maine
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Set designer on 'Friends' says the strange decision to paint Monica's apartment purple was merely a pigment of his imagination
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Fri March 16, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nepal plane crash survivor says don't drink, sleep on flight. Subby likes to live dangerously
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Today on "Where are they now?", we have 1998 lottery winner James "I'm not going to blow the money" Hayes
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Malaysian man who described himself as a "snake whisperer" dies after getting ... and we're pretty sure you can figure out the rest of the headline
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
More inevitable than ending up next to a tyrant in a 4X game it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to Turbo Pug DX which is free until March 16th at Noon EDT. What have you been playing? What are your favourite game genres? Tell us inside
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Thu March 15, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
This never would have happened if Drew had been elected
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(AOL)
 
 
 
If you're going to admit kicking your dog 5 times for 'chewing too loudly', you probably shouldn't do it on "Fox and Friends". Isn't that right, Tomi Lahren?
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Wed March 14, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Austin Texas, someone has been mailing pipe bombs to the relatives of prominent members of the local black community. it's a sort of 'attack' designed to inspire 'terror' in its victims. if only there was a word for that sort of thing
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
You know all those jokes about how Trump should just hire someone from Fox and Friends?
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Tue March 13, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Another day, another dead Putin critic found in the UK
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man copies restaurant. Man gets upset when multi-national chain sues
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Mon March 12, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Your how-to guide to office pool infamy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump's idea of diplomacy means rewarding enemies and punishing friends
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New Morning Show: Xenu and Friends
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Sun March 11, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Skydiving ... in a car. Wait, what?
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Sat March 10, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Nanowood: not just for ex-girlfriends to laugh about
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Fri March 09, 2018
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman sues restaurant after being allegedly injured by drag queen's breast, claims business "failed to advise anyone of possible danger"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "____________"
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Thu March 08, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
In 10 days, the Dark Prince fundraised for Dana Russianbacker. In 11 days, the statute of limitations runs out on possible bribery charges for Dana. Mueller is investigating both. Calm your sphincters, THIS is your Trump rumor thread (~5pm news dump)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
German software company admits to paying bribes to land state contracts. What a bunch of SAPs
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Wed March 07, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Former trump attorney said Stormy's NDA was invalid on Fox & Friends, segment was cut short and it appeared as if some of the life was sucked out of the room when he said this, with video goodness
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
On second thought, maybe storing stolen boats, ski jets, trailers worth $100-thousands on your property in plain sight wasn't the best plan
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Tue March 06, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sam Nunberg's friends are concerned
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The military may have kept the Baltimore Ravens from signing Colin Kaepernick
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am maid of honor for my sister; but I got pregnant and I'm due around her destination wedding date. I can't go; my sister is like a petulant child, saying I'm trying to steal her thunder and abandoning her for the baby. What do?"
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Mon March 05, 2018
(Shareblue Media)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee thinks that leftists have taken over both kinds of music:
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"It was as if all criminal roads led to Trump Tower," Steele told friends
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Sat March 03, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Baby's first birthday should include family, friends, cake and a a extra dry Manhattan with extra vermouth. Wait, maybe skip that last one
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The more you use your smart phone at the dinner table the more unhappy you are
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Almost as fun as that M.A.S.K. sandbox game you're working on it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to the well received Into The Breach made by the FTL people. What have you been playing and what game(s) will always be installed on your PC?
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Thu March 01, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man claims Pizza Hut used his image on a pizza box without his permission, Pizza Hut says he is mistaken. You be the judge
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
If you liked Ladybird, get ready for Ladybird II: Electric Birdaloo, Ladybird III, Ladybirdemic, Ladybird V: Wings of Change
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump is apparently live-Tweeting responses to things Fox & Friends are discussing about gun control
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"The real Black Panther is Jesus; Marvel could cause doctrinal confusion." Do these people ever stop?
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Wed February 28, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Joe Manchin (D-umbass): We don't need to ban AR-15's because no one I know personally has murdered with one
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Tue February 27, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Trump doesn't have the balls to fire Kelly," says Trump confidante because his only options for a replacement are his bumbling son-in-law or the Mooch
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
"And in entertainment news, we have upcoming new music releases from Cardi B, Bruno Mars, Led Zeppelin, Ed Sheeran, Halsey, wait...back up a sec"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump has now taken to live tweeting reruns. I can't believe they let that guy pilot that boat. It was only supposed to be a three hour tour. Sad
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
You know how John Oliver buys airtime on Fox and Friends to speak directly to the President? Well, now Big Ethanol is doing it, but not as a joke
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Mon February 26, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Would you drop $19K on a kidney transplant to save a 17-year-old cat?
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Jayhawks fan turns 102 years old, remembers when Jayhawks were not extinct
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Bison season. Elk season. Bison season. Elk season. Lame Bear season marks new Looney Tunes episode
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientist are looking for volunteers for Black Mirror experiment. No previous pig farking experience required (possible nsfw content on page)
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers say he will probably be too busy eating Big Macs and watching Fox & Friends to talk to Mueller
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When questioned about head severed from missing woman's body, man says there was no connection
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Do you have what it takes to be a K-Pop idol? If you don't start in kindergarten and don't have a trusty choreographer, vocal coach, and plastic surgeon in your camp, nor willingness to detach from family and friends, you likely don't
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Sat February 24, 2018
(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
Having ruined their own state, Californians are on the move. If you're living in Colorado, I have some bad news for you
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
I'm sure he is fine and totally not patient zero in some new global pandemic
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Fri February 23, 2018
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Man learns to use robotic arm controlled by his thoughts, now learning to deal with chafing
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
After discussing it with daughter Rashida Jones, Quincy Jones blames drinking & walks back his controversial Vulture & GQ interviews. So Richard Pryor never had sex with Brando, Michael Jackson was honest & Ringo's a great drummer. Happy?
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I learned his mom gave $50,000 to an online scammer after being catfished; we got her finances back in order, but are worried it'll happen again. We want to catfish her to see if she falls for it again; is that okay?"
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Wed February 21, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Scooter versus train crossing barrier .... GO
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Taco Bell cashier trying to distinguish different Steves in the restaurant refers to Asian-American customer as 'Steve C***k'
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Trump whips out his crayons as he demands Pennsylvania's redrawn congressional districts be challenged
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Tue February 20, 2018
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Uber/Lyft driver who went missing a week ago on duty hospitalized after being found alive. Unknown if Surge Pricing was in effect
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donnie gets his update of "B-b-b-but Obama" from Fox and Friends
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Surfing is hard
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Mon February 19, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Mount Sinabung erupted today and the pics are impressive
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Sun February 18, 2018
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Strange friends
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Homeless man reportedly living amid rubble. It is rumored that it is one of Barney's friends
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Sat February 17, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Now that Thor has moved on, Darryl needs himself a new roommate, but the only one who answered the Craigslist ad was The Grandmaster
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Don't get too close to me or you might catch my stress
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Today is the 1st anniversary of Trump's one and only press conference and remembering what a train wreck that solo presser was probably explains why
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Fri February 16, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Shirtless Tongan finishes at the bottom of the standings. Mmmmm...Tongan bottom...What? Huh? Where am I, and why is my heart racing?
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Close friends Emerge to attend Fischer-Schumer wedding
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
The C was angry that day, my friends
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In a classic case of American exceptionalism, 70 years after Charles Cohen escaped death by hiding in a closet to escape one of the first mass murders in the U.S., his granddaughter hides in a closet to escape a mass murderer and survives. Freedumb
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Deep thoughts with Fox & Friends and NRA A+ rated Florida Governor Rick Scott: How come no one has any ideas on how to prevent gun violence? (w/video)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz: It's much too soon to try to politicize this horrible tragedy that the Obama Administration failed to prevent
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Google tests robot to chat with friends for you, so you could be dead for weeks before they know it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Life imitates SNL: On "Fox and Friends," Brian Killmeade said, "Well, she's Jewish, isn't she?" in response to Tomi Lahren attacking Joy Behar for "mocking" Pence's faith, only to have to cut in seconds later to admit Behar is, in fact, Roman Catholic
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New Top Gear series will feature "way more comedy". Are they still trying to save this show?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Serious relationship question: How long do you need to be dating your SO before you can fart in front of them?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Shaun White apologizes for calling the allegations against him "gossip", but...nothing else. Ummm, Shaun, you might want to rethink your cunning plan
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Stormy Daniels tells friends she's 'free to talk' after Michael Cohen breached their contract"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Welcome to the failing Times. Don't let the door hit you on your way out
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Tue February 13, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel says he and Baker Mayfield are two different people despite both being from Texas and "have a really cool friendship" which apparently involves then both being dingbats on the field
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is Internet Friends Day, jerks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The President's daily briefing team explains to him just how badly he farked up on this Rob Porter thing
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: There is a gym in my condo so I never have to worry about taking 26 minutes to get to one. The gym is small; another woman uses it when I do, and she just stinks. It makes me cut my workout short. How can I tell her to use deodorant?"
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Mon February 12, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jennifer Garner is out selling Girl Scout cookies (with pics)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Even "Fox & Friends" has had enough with Trump excusing domestic violence
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Sun February 11, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're a NYPD cop texting a friend about drinking and driving on the job .. make sure their phone is not wiretapped. Detective knowledge: 101
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Your iPhone falls in the toilet? Let it go man. It's gone
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Sat February 10, 2018
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
...why the long face, Sarah?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You need to up your brunch game, son
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
That "Australia isn't a country" professor will now have more time to spend with her atlas and globe
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
Clearly this a job a trained monkey or sober Farker could handle
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Snopes)
 
 
 
No, Facebook isn't using an algorithm that limits your feed to only a few friends. The problem is you just don't have any friends
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Don Jr. says Daddy can't be racist because... you guessed it... he has black friends
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
You know that guy who's been missing for a year? You think maybe we should check his house or something? Nah, too obvious
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Fox & Friends' just took a dump on his military parade
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Make them an offer they can't refuse
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
There is no way this brilliant piece of journalism backfires. College students, and by proxy all liberals, are just so dumb and unthinkingly biased. Not like right-thinking conservatives
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Who among us hasn't wanted to shoot one of our loud ass friends WHO JUST CAN'T SHUT UP WHEN WE'RE TRYING TO GET SOME DAMN PEACE AND QUIET?
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Apple investigating a minor glitch in the iPhone X: You can't answer phone calls
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
High school senior donates kidney to her grandfather after she turns 18. "Watching papa just be on the transplant list for the past six years has been super hard. We've always been really close"
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Sun February 04, 2018
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
If you want to improve your decision-making skills, just make them in another language because your native tongue is infused with emotions from your family, friends, and television
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Sat February 03, 2018
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Yes, your best friend can read your mind so stop thinking about his girlfriend
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Once again, the question they should be asking isn't "could" they, but "should" they
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
#YoMemoJokes is trending on Twitter, with examples like "Yo Memo is so dumb it's co-hosting Fox & Friends" and "Yo memo bombed so hard, Isis claimed responsibility." You know what to do, Fark
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Lyin Ryan continues to kiss Trump's derriere
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mother and Ex-husband of Jim Carrey's late ex-girlfriend: So, that Wrongful Death Suit we filed against Jim Carrey saying he was responsible for her OD? Yeah never mind, our bad
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Thu February 01, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Facebook is really like that insane ex who just won't leave you alone, who often turns up at your house at 3am crying and begging for you to take them back
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
In China, many women are reluctant to be bridesmaids for their friends because they are required to drink on behalf of the bride, sometimes fatally
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I'M ERIC says Democrats must applaud Trump if they love Jesus and be united under god. Because mindless obedience to authoritarian theocracy is what's going to Make America Great Again
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
At least one Democrat Senator stays classy and blasts his colleagues for disrespecting President Trump during his State of the Union address
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Scott Baio is trying to hide behind a 10-year-old girl to defend himself from accusations that he molested a 14-year-old girl
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm a single mom of Persian descent with a daughter. My boyfriend has a teenage son who is a Nazi; he spouts alt-right propaganda and says racist things to my daughter and I. His mom taught him this hate. Can this relationship work?"
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway calls out sexual predators by name, unless they pay her salary
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump is openly talking about having Sessions prosecute Mueller for something in order to stop the investigation
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Former "Glee" star facing prison over child porn dies of apparent suicide. He really shoulda been on a different TV show
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have an autoimmune disease causing me to suffer from a brain cloud. I'm 50, own a home and a car, saved for retirement, but can't work. I had to apply for Medicare; I feel doctors and friends look down on me. Should I be ashamed?"
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends host Brian Kilmeade refuses to get a flu shot as it's only 30% effective. Let's hope this clip doesn't go viral
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Mon January 29, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Snekretary: I regret things that I did that brought embarrassment to myself, as well as eating 4 pounds of cinnamon gum per day
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
David Schwimmer on chances of Friends reunion: WE ARE STILL ON A BREAK
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYC chef sues Hustler Club for $1 million, says angry stripper punched him in face and knocked out his tooth after he called her a bad mom
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Back in the 70s when you got caught streaking, you got yelled at by Ethel and paid a fine. Today you streak and get caught, you get crowdfunding to pay the $5000 fine
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump gets asked a softball question on climate change--oh, and it's a swing and a miss
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Sun January 28, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"I'm going to keep correcting people, sometimes harshly, on the disparity between conservativism and Trumpism" says the guy who gets death threats and carries a gun
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Woman decides to order some novelty hats from Amazon, is surprised to actually receive an illegal cancer drug from Cuba made from scorpion venom
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Sat January 27, 2018
(Some Level 34 Pokemon Trainer)
 
 
 
Pokemon Go Discussion Thread: Have you caught the new ones they released on Tuesday? Subby caught 2 Kyogres tonight, with the help of several random people that coordinate on Discord. Do you have a crew? Post pics of your wins - what's your strategy?
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(Memphis Commercial Appeal)
 
 
 
Memphis teen shot in new internet phenomenon, "No Lackin' Challenge" where you record yourself pulling guns on friends. Couldn't they just throw Tide Pods at each other?
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Fri January 26, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"A farking turd would be a better president than Trump," says Eminem, channeling his inner Ric Romero
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends mocks NY Times report that Trump wanted to fire Mueller, ignores Fox's own reporting that already confirmed the report as real news
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Metal band uses wax cylinder phonograph recording system. Dethklok unavailable for comment
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Joel Taylor, 38, the man who risked death chasing thunderstorms and laughing at tornados dies.....on a cruise?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Ben Linus forcibly seizes the zipline network forcing Ollie to walk everywhere. (CW 9ET)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good lord, Trump doesn't even understand the word "President"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
With all that's going on it's easy to forget that there are other countries with pedophile conservative politicians
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Wed January 24, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you can't drive a car yourself, and have to rely on google waze, without using your common sense, don't complain, when you end up, in Lake Champlain. Burma Shave
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(Reductress)
 
 
 
"There's such a stigma around female sexuality," she says. "Women aren't taught how to communicate their sexual wants and needs. I decided it was time to be honest and admit to my partner that I want him to give me money. And then I want him to die"
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Troll Hole Museum is the name of my Courtney Love cover band
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Tue January 23, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm excited to officiate the wedding of my polyamorous ex-boyfriends"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Actor who played sinister purple nightmare Tinky Winky has died
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My trusted therapist who helped me died in a horrid accident. I learned she was friends with my friends; I am going to see another therapist, but is it too soon? Should I attend her funeral? Should I be jealous of my friends?"
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Mon January 22, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cops unhappy that union is offering fewer "Get Out Of Jail Free" cards to friends and family. In other news, those are really a thing and you can "buy" them by "donating" to the police union
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
I know who you did last summer - now give me Bitcoin
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Restaurant CEO complains that young educated people refuse to spend their lives as his cringing underlings for $2.35 per hour
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Sun January 21, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Childhood best friends
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Sat January 20, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yeah, sure, and I'm the goddamn Batman
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Thu January 18, 2018
(Stoke Sentinel)
 
 
 
The B'oatcake is back floating and chugging along North Staffordshire's waterways after donations paid for it to be repaired
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Wed January 17, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My son turned 21 in time for his cousin's wedding. He got so drunk he stumbled into the wedding cake and toppled it over, then threw up on the dance floor by the bride. My sister and niece won't talk to me; how can I repair this?"
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Tue January 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fark favorite Courtney Stodden breaks down in tears in her boyfriends car, after asking her husband to take her back. No, you can't make this stuff up
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Critics are complaining about the revealing swimsuit the First Lady wore in public. Oh, we mean former First Lady Michelle Obama
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Another Olympic gymnast accuses former Dr. Larry Nassar of molesting her while he was physician for USA Gymnastics. Russian judge still giving her low score
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Nope vs. Nope
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The moment when your pastor loudly and publicly condemns your boss's publicly racist comments and you're sitting in church and trying to avoid looking but everyone is staring at you because you're the vice president
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Bunny Ranch brothel hoping to accept bitcoin payments for sexual services. Come one, come all
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Mon January 15, 2018
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Rock and roll
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You know the real trouble with school today is best friends. Yep, forming friendships is very corrosive and damaging to a kid's psyche... OK, you have to be kidding me. Next thing you're gonna tell me is puppies are bad for you
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The brown haired guy that is not Steve Doocy is currently packing his bags and hiring bodyguards as his viewers turn on him for daring to question Derp Fuhrer
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Sun January 14, 2018
(Babe)
 
 
 
Today's celebrity accused of sexual harassment is a master of none
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Sat January 13, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Moby's CIA friends urged him to use his prominent social media presence to share details of Trump's dirty dossier, which would be concealed in mass of repetitive electronica and vegan propaganda that 45's toadies would never inspect
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Fri January 12, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
3pm Thursday: The WaPo publishes a story including Trump's "shiathole" remark. The WH, despite being asked multiple times, does not deny the remark. 7:06 am "Fox and Friends" host calls on Trump to walk back remark. 7:28 : Trump sends a denial tweet
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
And right on cue, here come the GOP representatives claiming that Trump's racist piehole is "only saying what Americans are thinking". Go home, Republicans, you're drunk
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg says new Facebook changes will allow more content from friends and family, less from businesses, brands and media
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Youtube punishes star over suicide video. A little late, dontcha think?
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Thu January 11, 2018
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Mother: My son told me you said he was going to get lynched if he didn't get back to work. Teacher: What? That's wrong. What I said was WAY worse than that
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a college graduate hoping to return to grad school because I can't find a job. I am doing volunteer work for a museum; it's turned into a part-time gig that doesn't pay me. How can I turn this volunteer gig into a paying job?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends airs segment making claims about the Trump dossier. Moments later, Donnie himself is hitting Twitter and agreeing with them, then slamming Hillary Clinton for good measure
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Coca Cola changes packaging of Diet Coke and adds four new flavors that your friends will look down on you for drinking because they are full of toxins, cause cancer, and make you gain weight or something
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Tue January 09, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Let's grab a bag of fresh oysters and have them raw, they said. What's the worst that could happen, they said?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm a single 30 year-old woman, and one of my goals has always been to be a foster parent. I want to adopt, get married, and raise a family, but my friends say being a single foster mom would make me undateable. What do I do?"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
With no sense of irony or self awareness Fox News holds their own "Fake News Awards"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I'm a real cad for telling my girlfriend that I had a terminal illness and was dying just so she'd go out with me. Should I keep up this act until she finds out I'm perfectly healthy? Signed, REAL CAD (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon January 08, 2018
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Zack Wylde says his drinking problem began when he started playing with Ozzy. No word on when his overuse of pinch harmonics began
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Fire and Fury" author Michael Wolff says that, during his time in the White House, he was pretty sure Trump had no idea who he was or why he was there. But that didn't stop him from chatting up Wolff "As though we were friends"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
So, almost 1700 suicide attempts and they're just now getting around to this?
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Sat January 06, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Chiefs stay hot and torch the Titans? Will the Rams ravish the Falcons in L.A.? Who will stand out as the hero in the game? It is your Saturday NFL Wild Card weekend, games at 4:20 and 8:15 PM ET, respectively
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Fri January 05, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So, you're saying there's a chance?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Somebody actually had been tracking Trump's tweets vs "Fox and Friends". It's as crazy as you might imagine
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife and I have a vacation home in a popular tourist trap. We rent it out to people, but they get upset when we tell them they can't access Facebook, which we say in monetized narcissism. I don't need to relax my policy, do I?"
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Thu January 04, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
'Slurpee waves' wash ashore on Nantucket. No word on what flavor they are
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Kellyanne of Green Goebbels says Trump had a "strong December" and hints at an even stronger January. Boy, she really has become Kate McKinnon's parody
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If your dog's ears started bleeding this morning, this is why: Fox and Friend's Brian Killmeade says Mueller's (randomly constituted) Grand Jury is "not even demographically pursuing justice" because it does not have a majority of whites on it
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Woman wants cab driver fired after he left her son on a rural road in -37 C weather, which is the temperature at which most Canadians will start to consider putting on a hat
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
A look at what happens when a former high rolling antifa insider turns police informant
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Tue January 02, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
All good things must come to an end. Time for one more GRAF JAKE OTHER THINGS to bring us together until the next NFL season. So, friends, until August: Here is your final ESPN Power Rankings Thread
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Mon January 01, 2018
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Saints: only we're allowed to cheat
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(Ultimate Guitar)
 
 
 
Anthrax guitarist says he's not at all jealous of Metallica's worldwide success. "I'm here 36 years later still talking about my band, we still get to do whatever we want. There's no complaints. But only one band was going to go to those heights"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Rachel from credit card services wants you to know that robocalls were worse than ever in 2017
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Alright, all you dumbasses who got too drunk for New Year's ...here's how you fess up for drinking too much booze
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump wishes his friends, enemies, Fox News, the fake media, and everyone a happy New Year. He thinks he's being gracious, folks
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Former head of the Joint Chiefs says we've "never been as close to war with North Korea" as we are now
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Sun December 31, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US archaeologist married to Brit, has spent past 11 years living in UK and working at he British Museum. Now being deported because... she spends too much time in the field doing research
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Sat December 30, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Proof that Trump's tweet on the Iran protests was very original and totally not a copy and paste job, and that's why he is such a strong leader
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Fri December 29, 2017
(Fox 10 Mobile)
 
 
 
If you blow yourself up cooking homemade fireworks where you can buy legal fireworks, you might be from Alabama
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Wed December 27, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Remember those nice grandparents who got busted with 60 pounds of weed intended as presents for friends and family? Guess who their son is
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
♬ Adolf, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? My friends all drive Volkswagens, I must make amends ♫
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Tue December 26, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Being a heathen who doesn't believe in god over the festive period can be awkward. Here's what it's like to have no religious soul
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
While former Presidents needed a bloated United States Intelligence Community with up to 16 different agencies, President Trump gets all the intel he needs delivered and explained to him by one capable, trustworthy source: "Fox and Friends"
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Subby's gorgeous friend makes news as modern-day Job: Lost her mom to cancer at 11, was a Columbine victim at 14, and became a war widow at 20. Now she faces stage IV colon cancer at the ripe old age of 33
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
So, let's see how NBC's HR department reacts to prevent further debacles like the Matt Lauer incident....oh dear
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump's spiritual adviser goes on Fox & Friends and says, straight-faced, that Trump brought prayer back into the White House
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Twas the Day after Christmas and all through Mar-A-Lago, Donnie was stirring and Tweeting at Fox and Friends, calling the FBI tainted and the dossier fake despite his vow of a fake news embargo
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Friends of 60 years find out they're actually brothers, suddenly get on each others nerves
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