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Sun December 05, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Lions sully their perfect record
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
For the first time since joining the ACC: Pitt is It
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Mon November 29, 2021
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Answer: 5.8 passer rating
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Sat November 27, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Five idiots outraged about president's Thanksgiving
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Talking to your kids about Michigan's 10 year losing streak to Ohio State can be hard, luckily here's a helpful guide
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Mon November 22, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Kansas City Chief's "Swag Surf" sideline dance gets memed
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
They again found a way to slip on a banana peel, fall into a pit of quicksand and get stuck directly under a cloud of falling anvils. No, it's not about Wile E. Coyote, but it could be
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron James and the Lakers' game turned into a bloodbath against the Pistons
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You mama so bad, she raised a kid who'd got flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct ... while playing for the Detroit Lions
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Sun November 21, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Sacramento Kings are literally nauseating
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Missouri coach Eli Drinkwitz channels his inner geek after beating Florida
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Fri November 19, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Patriots score yet another 25 unanswered points against the Falcons
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Thu November 18, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Where's the beef? It's off getting 20% more expensive
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Wed November 17, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baker Mayfield announces he is 100% ready to end his career early by continuing to play with multiple injuries. Johnny Manziel waiting by the phone
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Backed up? Target drops a monster (number)
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The buttception is better than the butt fumble
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Mon November 15, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Russell Wilson doesn't blame his finger for Seattle's poor performance against Green Bay, gives critics one when they put him down
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So much for the Jets QB controversy
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Sun November 14, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
-- has never been so irrelevant to college football
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The ten coldest games in NFL history. Because other places besides Green Bay have claim to a frozen tundra too
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Tue November 09, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mike Tomlin still a supporter of taunting penalty. In other news, the Steelers have not been called for a taunting penalty this season, but benefited from a critically timed one on Monday night
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Well, not everyone
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Marcia Brady has a couple words for Patriots QB Mac Jones
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Mon November 08, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mac Jones is buying into The Patriot Way
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Surprise, surprise, Elon Musk is full of shiat. His stock options are about to expire. He HAS TO exercise them and pay the tax bill. Sorry, Musk fanbois, you're a bunch of chumps
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Fri November 05, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
We're just 26 minutes away from the next phase of the pandemic
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Mon November 01, 2021
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit Lions' Tracy Walker: "We have to fix it ... or we're going to be 0-17." Newsflash: You're going to go 0-17
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Thu October 28, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
You down with GDP ?
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Tue October 26, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Drew last seen whistling past the graveyard
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg flushes away concerns about massive dump
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Sun October 24, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mr. Irrelevant becomes the first quarterback in NFL history with 600 touchdown passes
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not news: Walk off game winner in the bottom of the 9th. News: In a football game
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Thu October 21, 2021
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
He looked more like Bo Jackson in Tecmo Bowl against the Bills, but we can forgive Dez Bryant's youth
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Wed October 20, 2021
(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Why are so many of 49ers QB Trey Lance's pass attempts getting batted down? (a) He's too short, (b) He's too inexperienced, or (c) He wasn't worth three first round draft picks
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Baker Mayfield was supposed to be a difference maker. Turns out he's just another Browns bust at QB, Just like Tim Couch, Brady Quinn, Johnny Manziel, Dicky Laine, Denny Upham and Ross MacLochness
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Republicans who voted to impeach Trump have outraised the Trumpers who want their jobs because loyalty to the orange God trumps everything else
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
World's biggest blowjob to be unveiled
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Fri October 15, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
While Jeff Bezos got some free publicity from William Shatner's penile space ride, Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic has postponed SpaceShip2 commercial flights until a year out from now
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Thu October 14, 2021
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Nothing like getting punched in the face during handshakes on the field after the game is over
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Customers' receipt of covid has Walgreens looking quite healthy
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Mon October 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Missed it by that much
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
After a sloppy three-point win against an awful Texans squad, it's time for Bill Belichick to hand over his MENSA card, and just admit he's hardly a genius
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Sun October 10, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Tide Gigged
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Sat October 09, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not only did Texas choke against their hated rival, but they left any bettors they had on the hook with one of the worst beats in awhile
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Wed October 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't worry, the stock market isn't going to crash in October. Maybe. We hope. I mean, sure, it could crash, I guess anything's possible. I mean, what's the line between "could" and "will?" So, OK, it'll crash. It's gonna crash. Feel better?
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Mon October 04, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Boom We want that motherfarker" said the Giants' coin toss representative
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock Markets plummet on news that interest rates are not actually controlled by the Federal Reserve and the party is over
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Giants win, Jets win, New Jersey is the center of the NFL universe again." (Actual footnote not included)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Why was the 49ers' punter trying to kick field goals? You aren't groin to believe it
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Tue September 28, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the Official ESPN Week 4 Power Rankings - accept no substitutions Of course that team is still ranked too damn high
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China having trouble keeping the lights on
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Mon September 27, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Business economists lower growth forecasts due to virus. Also covid
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(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
Your Monday "Oh well. Anyway"
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
And here, Coach Belichick asks for a sammich in a way "that's never been a problem before"
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Tue September 21, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gee...who'd have predicted the Man of Kleenex would get hurt again?
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(NFL)
 
 
 
We're only two weeks into the season, but only one of the "top three" teams is undefeated
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Mon September 20, 2021
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Who took out a sixth of US Gulf oil production until next year? Ida know
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
Refs decide that a QB can be sacked after throwing the ball
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy: "I didn't want to kick that field goal that won us the game. But reasons forced us to"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Jets are telling their quarterback Zach Wilson that 'boring' football, like their team, is OK
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Tue September 14, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's complete chaos and of course that team is still ranked too high - Week 2 NFL power rankings to the left, and excuses to the right --
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I don't know what a Japanese Unicorn Paidy is, but PayPal just bought it for $2.7 billion
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Sat September 04, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kraft settles fraud scandal with SEC for $62M. That's a lot of cheese
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Thu September 02, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Just as Jan. 6 changed Republican minds on "Backing the Blue", one might imagine an imminent erosion of support for the "Free Market"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"I love playing with Ben"
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Tue August 31, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Peloton drops the price of its original Bike by $400 amid poor earnings results. Apparently you can't sell a $1895 exercise bike to people who are struggling to pay their rent
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
S&P 500 looks to wrap up seventh straight month of gains at record highs. Hey, remember when TFG said the markets would crash if Biden got elected?
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Fri August 27, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by the Weedeater Bowl or the Galleryfurniture.com Bowl, Texas high school football gives us the Taco Shack Bowl
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Thu August 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coty rebounds as people just want to look and smell better, even through masks
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Your "Oh well. Anyway." of the month, if not year, if not decade
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Mon August 23, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
God speaks to Godwin
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Sat August 21, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Saturday preseason football brings us ten contests for teams to work the kinks out once more. It all starts at 1:00 PM ET with the Bills and the Bears in Chicago
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Thu August 19, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
The Fed's Bullard says delta won't derail the U.S. economy while not mentioning he's also long on refrigerator boxes and heavily weighted in river van REITs
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Tue August 17, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's still a Wally World and we're just living in it
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Sun August 15, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Let's get this crazy world back to normal a little more by pointing and laughing at Tim Tebow
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Thu August 12, 2021
(SportsNaut)
 
 
 
DeShaun Watson tired of the media jerking him around
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Palantir sees a 49% increase in second quarter revenue, but the real story would be if they didn't
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