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Fri August 07, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
At least 6 Republicant operatives tied to Trump working to get Kanye on the ballot
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What's the major issue dividing Trumpworld? It might not be what you think
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(Quinnipiac University)
 
 
 
New Polls show that Sen Collins is running behind her Democratic challenger, Lindsey Graham is neck and neck with his, and McConnell is only leading McGrath by 5, just 2 points more than the margin of error. This is the Holy Trinity of "Oh Please"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ohio Governor Mike DeWine, who tested DePositive earlier DeThursday for DeCoronavirus, has now tested DeNegative
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Thu August 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Posting such gems as "Joe Biden has just announced Aunt Jemima as his VP pick" is no way to keep your job, Mister Mayor
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Wed August 05, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Hockey players raise $28,000 for cancer research by rollerblading from Boston to Michigan. No word if they paid by check
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
After pausing their advertising to reconsider their strategy, the Trump campaign has re-started their ad buys. Spoiler Alert: they decided to go with the cunning strategy of "attacking Biden"
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Fri July 31, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Dueling views" on voting systems. As in, one side supports voting and one doesn't
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The US' election's getting ugly and investors' nerves are getting larrrrrrrger
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Thu July 30, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Senate GOP and White House can't agree on COVID relief plan, settle for both opposing House's COVID relief plan
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Wed July 29, 2020
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Trump and Biden tied in poll of registered voters in deep blue state of... Georgia
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Biden campaign has decided not to mess with Texas
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Article claims "President Trump's campaign can't get back on track". Subby didn't know clown cars need tracks
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Cosmic Joe Biden gets a vision from the pandemic to think bigger about a possible presidency and, instead of a post-Trump "return to normalcy," lay out a transformational vision for the country. Groovy
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Be afraid. Be very, very afraid
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
This is where Snake Plissken comes in
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Just like in 2016, Trump is seeking to rev up his base by releasing a list of "good" judges he'll promise to appoint to the federal bench and the Supreme Court, but his base feels burned by his current picks and sounds like Roger Daltrey right now
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Trump has never stopped covering up his collusion with Russia
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(Cook Political Report)
 
 
 
Democrats, it's time for you to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat, you are now favored to take back the Senate
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden is now up by 13 in Florida and has 20-point lead on "who do you trust to handle the Pandemic". Apparently there are a lot of single issue voters in FL, and that issue is "not dying from a plague like a medieval peasant"
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Only Pompeo could go to the Nixon Library and proclaim failure with China
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Quinnipiac University)
 
 
 
Biden expands lead to +13 over Trump in Florida, where Gov. DeSantis is now underwater thanks to a 31 point swing since April
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
President Trump to face hard-hitting questions about the pandemic and street violence tomorrow. Oh wait, it's with Sean Hannity on Fox, so expect the Donald to get a one-hour hot oil massage, feeding of wine grapes and a mandolin serenade
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Well, that's something I guess
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Wed July 22, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Mike Pompeo tried to shake hands with foreign dignitaries today, in the middle of the coronavirus pandemic
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(Quinnipiac University)
 
 
 
Biden up one point in Texas, where 65% of residents say the spread of coronavirus is "out of control"
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
House decides to toss a crumb, passes bill to cancel $10,000 in private student loans for every borrower
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ever see a donkey in jean shorts? You know the state
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Fri July 17, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Washington won't be living in an Amash paradise anymore
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Maybe Trump has what ad makers call the 'Dog Food Problem': The graphic designers create a cool logo, the ad makers create Spielbergian images of golden retrievers bounding through a field. But there's one problem: the dogs won't eat it"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"The cancellation of the airport-hangar event which the Trump team blamed on an incoming tropical storm that never materialized, but officials privately attribute to concerns about attendance, underscored the recurring challenge Trump aides face"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey, boss. We'd kind of like our own voters to vote in November. So maybe shut the fark up on this one
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dear Grandpa Maga and Auntie Karen: Trump is right - mail-in voting is an evil Democrat conspiracy and you shouldn't do it
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"John Roberts has made his decision; now let him enforce it"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump Campaign spokesman Hogan Gridley explains that former Trump Campaign manager Brad Parscale wasn't DEMOTED, it's just that his authority became more... selective
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Every sign is pointing to an apocalyptic election for Republicans -- one that could set the party back at the state and national level for years, if not decades." Womp womp
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Team Trump wastes its time trying to make Trump feel better about things
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Wed July 15, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to spout more nonsense from his unmasked face hole, allegedly about infrastructure. Keep a keen ear for violations of the Hatch Act
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
He leaped from topic to topic, sometimes in a single run-on sentence, and often failed to complete a thought
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Mon July 13, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kamala Harris got herself exiled from Biden's circle of trust on debate night
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The GOP asks, "Where the white women at?" Probably in a park calling the police on a minority or in a Walmart trying to burn all the masks and demanding to speak to the manager
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump has 91% chance to win re-election says guy who picked the winner in 5 of the last 6 elections. And he is going to tie Obama's EC total and have an even bigger inauguration and there is nothing liberals can do about it so there
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman to retire from Army after 21 years. Godspeed sir, you deserved better
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Mon July 06, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
If Trump's Mount Rushmore hate speech sounded familiar, it's because a majority of the alt-right white supremacist talking points were taken directly from Tucker Carlson
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"How anti-Trump Republicans got into his head. Spoiler alert: It was easy"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New GOP talking point: Trump isn't racist because .... um, he is *deliberately* promoting racism to stoke up his racist base. Oh, okay
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans fretting silently over Trump's flagrant racism
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Sat July 04, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
The dragon's belly is missing some scales
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Fri July 03, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
The Trump Presidency ends with a whimper
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Private GOP polls show some uncomfortable truths for Trump
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Joe Biden's strategy of keeping his mouth shut is paying off big time as his teams fundraising efforts now top Trump's
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Majority of Americans have a breakthrough
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For $580,600 you and your loved one can have COVID with Donald Trump
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Hill publisher got his wife a job doing something, no one's exactly sure what, helping Melania in the Office of The First Lady. And no he never wanted anyone to know for some reason
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump for months now: Why won't "Sleepy Joe" hold a press conference, huh? Is it because he can't because he has dementia? What's he hiding? *Biden holds a great press conference* Trump: well, they must have FED him the questions and answers, somehow
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump and Republicans hurt by people's opinions, facts
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump: My last four years as president have given me critical, hands-on experience that Joe Biden does not have. 61 percent of Americans: Oh, wait. You're serious. Let me laugh louder
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The runaway freight train that is Trump's approval rating continues, rising all the way to 39% from its already respectable 41%
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump tried to give himself a new nickname. Since this is on Fark, you can guess how well it went
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Tue June 30, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Something about Biden and ramping
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
19 new state polls released and Biden leads all of them. Including MI: Biden +18, WI: Biden +17, PA: Biden +12, NC: Biden +9, FL: Biden +8, AZ: Biden+7, and TEXAS: Biden +1
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Biden's lead is better than Hillary's ever was
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden camp concerned as Trump's support among black voters surges to 5%
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New poll show that 49% of voters "strongly disapprove" of the job Trump is doing. That's a record for Trump, or, ANY sitting president since polling began
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
News: I predict Biden will win the election. Fark: Donald Trump is doing the predicting
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
New Polling Shows Trump's Electoral College Advantage Is Slipping
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Don't get complacent, Biden's lead could still disappear
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Why Biden's Polling Lead Is Different From Clinton's In 2016
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Who on Trump's staff thinks the reelection strategy is a train wreck? EVERYONE
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Wow, so it is functioning perfectly
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jacksonville to the RNC: Go spread sickness someplace else
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(Greenwich Time)
 
 
 
You know what's probably not coming on Nov. 3? A result in the race for the White House
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Desperate for a scapegoat to blame their abysmal coronavirus response on, and previous attempts to audition China or the WHO for the role not really resonating with the American people, the White House is now fitting the CDC for a set of horns
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Mon June 22, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Robert Gates: nothing is working and partisanship has paralyzed the country. Rest of us: we know
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Democratic leaders and Joe Biden are trying to remind voters that their party retains the unsurpassed ability to lose despite holding every advantage, so avoid overconfidence because Dem's can always find the needle of failure in a landslide haystack
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
And the White house MVP of the year, to the surprise of no one, is Jared Kushner
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump is losing his grip on white America
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Looks like Trump won't be able to use Ukraine to attack Biden
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
PROTIP: Picking slogans that alienate people who actually agree with you is not the best way of running a movement
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Republicans increasingly worried about their November election chances: "The environment really sucks for us right now." You mean the environment that you and your President created over the past three and a half years?
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Thu June 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Keep in mind the source for all this is a Cap'n Crunch look-alike who refused to testify when it could have mattered, but, Bolton claims Trump enthusiastically endorsed China's plans to build concentration camps to house millions of Uighur Muslims
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver launches 2020's national polling averages. Let's see how President Trump is doing so far
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Wed June 17, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Two options that Biden has to ensure electoral victory in the 2020 presidential election are to 1) Rebuild the Blue Wall or B) Chase the Sun Belt. [whynotboth.jpeg]
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Trump says that if he allows the election to proceed in November, and if GOP suppression efforts fail to limit minority votes, and if his efforts to rig other votes in his favor fail, he'll leave office peacefully
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Expect Trump to angry tweet about Michigan in 5...4...3...2
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
White House demands apology from Brian Stelter for being mean to a woman. Hillary Clinton seen looking up the definition of "irony"
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Biden doubles his pleasure in Michigan
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The derpiest most unhinged pro-Trump TV network promised Trump they'd deliver him a "strong poll" and then went silent and yanked the story when the best they could get was a tie with Biden
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Are Biden's rising poll numbers indicating a pro-Biden sentiment among voters, or more of a "NOT Trump" view?
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Thu June 11, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet? Why are you drunk? Why is this green?
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Wed June 10, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Biden: Clearly the problem with systemic racism and violence in policing was they didn't have enough money
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Biden proves his Law & Order plan is 100% Briscoe and Green as opposed to Trump's Greevey and Logan
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump's favorite pollster shows his approval rate jumping over 6 points. Oh did I say jump, I meant to say it was pushed down like a 75 year old man
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"South Carolina's Graham taking on 3 Republican challengers." The AP's editors still doing phrasing
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas Land Commissioner George P. Bush (R-son of Jeb) voted for Trump in 2016 and says he will vote for Trump again in November. "President Trump is the only thing standing between America and socialism. It's clear, Republican policies are working"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ben Carson says that NFL players should explain why they're kneeling. NFL players respond by singing the theme song from the MTV cartoon "Daria"
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Mon June 08, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Grab em by the canyon
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(Politico)
 
 
 
38%
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(CNN)
 
 
 
...to be written by Stephen Miller
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Fire up the Trans Am
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ukrainian prosecutors clear Hunter Biden after an investigation, which just proves that they're in on the conspiracy
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Quinnipiac University)
 
 
 
Trump better get his ass to Texas, there's a bad moon rising down there
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Man, you order the tear-gassing of dozens of innocents and stand by racist cops and suddenly your numbers plummet. WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING?
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Tue June 02, 2020
(WTOP)
 
 
 
It's a major primary day as voters head to the polls in Maryland, DC, Pennsylvania, South Dakota, and Iowa. Vulnerable republicans like Steve King could lose to upstarts, and Democrats are vying for change. Polls are open now and close at 9PM ET
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Here's Biden being all presidential and humane
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Trump adviser says the president has been over the whole coronavirus thing for a while and is instead focusing his desire on having a "fistfight" with Joe Biden
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Fri May 29, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
That Stapler was a boomerang
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Black Republican Senate candidate believes Trump's comment about "shiathole countries" was racist, but still supports him 2000%. "We've had our minds twisted to believe that speaking out is tantamount to fixing things"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Biden says Trump's legacy will be that of a failed president, responsible for mass death and economic ruin
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Flashback, October 25, 2019: Joe Biden - "The US is not ready for a pandemic." Donald Trump - "NEW iPHONE BAD"
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Maybe if I just yell about Biden being racist and Twitter being mean, I'll finally skyrocket in the polls. This is what a desperate man looks like
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump supporters worry that time is running out for his campaign to define and skewer Biden. The Onion: we beat that dead horse all the way to the glue factory years ago, suck it
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In back-to-back tweets, Trump touts a fake poll number and attacks a real poll number as fake. The Aristocrats
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden: 'If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black'. Is it really that hard to just shut up until the election?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Team Trump now pissed Biden won't dress up in a 2016 Hillary pants suit, kinky repressed bastards
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gosh, what could possibly be behind the Right's absolute hatred for Stacey Abrams? I mean, it's inexplicable. Like, you know, my dog hates the Fed Ex truck. HATES it. But there's no real reason for her to hate it. It must just be like that, I guess
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(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
If I was looking at a country where a president, facing poor election prospects, has purged his gov, positioned his men in key positions to control Justice, IC & the military, on top of urging armed militia to rebel, I'd say he's preparing his power grab
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Tue May 19, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Bill Barr's head officially lodged up his anus with no hope of extraction
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out smearing Obama isn't the 3D chess move Trump thinks it is and could backfire on him spectacularly
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Maybe trying to kill off your own base isn't the best electoral strategy?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
GOP poll tests 20 different attacks on Biden, none of them work. Don't worry, we can make up 20 more pieces of nonsense. Eventually our morons will buy it. We don't have 20 brain cells to rub together
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pretty sure it's already exploded
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White House plans to improve Trump's image using (a) a comb, (b) a more natural-looking spray tan, or (c) a PR campaign?
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
GOP is still full steam ahead for August National Convention in Charlotte, details such as carpeting color and what flavor Kool-Aid to serve are still TBD
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Sat May 16, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump is in trouble in America's wang, and not even penicillin will help this time
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Fri May 15, 2020
(PBS)
 
 
 
PBS interviewed 74 former Biden staffers. In a row?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bank of America on the new world order: Bigger governments, tech wars, less privacy, 'health the new wealth,' dogs and cats considering if they want to live together
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Thu May 14, 2020
(WTRF Wheeling)
 
 
 
Be careful if you get lost on the Trump campaign's website. Their 404 page is brutal. You can find it by searching for Trumps Coronavirus plan
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Shockingly enough, older Americans dying off left and right is having a profound impact on their opinions towards Trump
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Despicable He
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Grenell, Grassley, and Johnson release list of officials who made unmasking requests between Nov 2016 and Jan 2017. Difficulty: Every requester did so legally, and every request was reviewed by NSA for justification
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Trump reelection campaign now in big trouble being that seniors are starting to think he might be trying to kill them with coronavirus
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Joe Biden: "I reject the premise' that' remote campaigning is hurting my White House bid. Adding: Have you SEEN me? The less America is exposed to me the better my chances. Besides at this point I just have to be NotTrump and I win it in a laugher
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Sat May 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Just like Cadet Bone Spur's presidency, Obama says that the White House's response to coronavirus has been an 'absolute chaotic disaster'
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
McConnell 2016: We can't fill a Supreme Court seat in an election year, the voters must decide. McConnell 2020: LOL
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Imagine, if you will, that 2020 draws to a close with Donald Yep securing re-election because members of the electoral college vote against their states popular vote
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Turns out Obama is having NONE of Ron Johnson's bullshiat
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pro-plague astroturfing isn't taking root as the vast majority of Americans still want businesses to be closed
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Tara Reade scandal surrounding Biden is 2020's version of "but her emails"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Justin Amash could cause some trouble for Trump and Biden, plus he knows where Aleppo is
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Neverending criticism by Trump and by ReOpen protestors has sunk IL Gov. Pritzker's approval rating to 69%, while a sensational 14% disapprove
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Looks like they're getting the Blues in Georgia
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sex-crimes prosecutor: Why I don't believe Tara Reade
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Who could have imagined Brahams's Coronavirus Task Force would be rife with conflicts of interest
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"You say Obama left you broken tests... it's a new virus. How could the tests have been broken?"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"I believe the people of this country are smart. And I don't think that they will put a man in who's incompetent," says man who apparently learned nothing from his own election
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Joe Biden leads Donald Trump in American polls, but still expected to lose at the Russian ballot box
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One thing we can all agree on: Trump told us to drink bleach caustically
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
But Lysol
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Sun April 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Now that the "he was being sarcastic" excuse has run its course, the White House is trying to blame the media for Trump's suggestion that we should huff Lysol
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
New poll shows Trump leading Biden by five points. Fark: ...in Texas. Ultrafark: ...which hasn't voted for a Democrat since 1976
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Biden is leading Trump by four in the land of idiocy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New poll shows that Trump is all but assured to win in November
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Quinnipiac University)
 
 
 
"76 percent say that the state's economy should only reopen when public health officials deem it safe, compared to 17 percent who say it should reopen even if public health officials warn against it". Difficulty: Florida voters
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump's digital post-briefing campaign proving a huge hit with online viewers, leaves Joe Biden scratching his head in his lonely basement
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Fri April 17, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
What hurt Warren the most during the primaries? The fact she was a woman
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Neighbor helps himself to midnight snack from the outdoor garbage can. Is caught on camera
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Thu April 16, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Worried about possibly having COVID-19 and want to be tested with instant results? Buy a plane ticket
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"We've never backed a Democrat for president. But Trump must be defeated"
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Missourah governor says the pandemic is no reason to request absentee ballots
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe: "And my candidate for VP is, um, er, well, I'll announce it soon"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia Democrat comes out .... for President Trump. Appreciates the help that African-Americans, veterans and farmers have received
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Tue April 14, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
AOC has never spoken with Biden but here's what she would say, right after "why are you sniffing my hair?"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Voter Suppression didn't work out so well in Wisconsin
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump's new press secretary is the racist whisperer
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
What, like the back of a Volkswagen?
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Supreme Court shoot themselves in the SCOTUS
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(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
Let's see what's trending on Twitter...oooohhhhh
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz tries to OWN Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer on Twitter, self-owns himself so hard he has to delete his tweet when she calls him out
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sanders officially endorses Biden
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Even NBC can't find witnesses that can corroborate what Ms. Reade said about Biden offering a ride on his trans am
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Biden unveils expanded Medicare plan and pledge to forgive student loan debt
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Presidents, dating back to the start of the modern polling era after World War II, typically see their approval ratings rise significantly when the country faces emergencies." Until now
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