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headlines found matching 'former President Donald Trump'
Sat May 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I'm a vet. You owe this to me. You've all f-ed this up. You're a robot to me." And then it gets weird
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Newsmax "TV personality" takes pic with Trump, comes unglued as commenters make remarks about his stupid pants that look like cargo pants/skinny jeans combo; claims he's "a Sharp Dressed Man" who only wears "the most prestigious brand in PANTS"
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump-run Justice Department secretly obtained Washington Post journalists' phone records and tried to obtain their email records over reporting on Russia's role in the 2016 election
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
If you thought Trump had retired to the swamp that is Mar-a-Lago you'd be wrong, he's now spawned a new group of mega-donors who will hold sway over the GOP for the foreseeable future
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
AMC Theaters refuses to get on the cart
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Known fascist Mo Brooks refuses to be served for his treasonous behavior
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(CNN)
 
 
 
South Carolina is joining Montana in announcing an end to pandemic unemployment benefits
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Thu May 06, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fox News anchor John Roberts keeps asking his Republican guests whether Liz Cheney or Donald Trump's version of the "Big Lie" is true because, even as a 45-year veteran journalist, well, darnit, he just can't seem to figure it out
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump screws Rudy
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Four answers to the question headline: It doesn't watch. It isn't a dog. Not the first option. The second option
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(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Eddie Gallagher: Yeah we killed that guy. So what? What are you gonna do about it?
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Do you live in Montana? Do you collect unemployment benefits? Not anymore you dont
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Giuliani attempts to collect a debt from Donald Trump, has apparently never heard of Donald Trump
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
OAN stands for Official Arizona News
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just to be clear, Moscow Mitch's #1 priority is stopping the Biden agenda. Not helping working Americans, Not stopping the pandemic, Not ensuring voting integrity. 100% focused on stopping Biden
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Anyone notice that he just referred to himself as the President of the United States?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Cheeto Jesus"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
And here we go: Federal judge opens national eviction floodgates
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The GOP Civil War has begun. Obergruppenführer Scalise has come out in favor of Hauptmann Stefanik to replace Oberst Cheney. I haven't been this excited since Hitler invaded Russia in 1941
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Remember how Trump said he would start his own social media platform? Well, he has. Sure, he's the only person on it, there's no actual user engagement, and the only actual point is for his drones to "share" his posts to Twitter, but it's totes there
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Don't re-post Trump's mock tweets or you will be banned from Twitter
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's former Pentagon (acting) chief wants to know why Joe Biden isn't dealing with attacks on American Forces that Trump ignored
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Millions of Florida Republican voters who used mail-in voting for decades are going to find that the Republican legislature has just made that much, much harder. Thanks, Donald
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
For five months 'The Big Lie' has been ubiquitous with Trump's fraudulent election win claims, so of course Trump has now vowed to redefine it as the opposite meaning, increase the chocolate rations that were distributed five months ago
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(CNN)
 
 
 
W says that if GOP stands for White Anglo-Saxon Protestantism, then it's not going to win anything. It would also mean that "White" would start with the letter "G", but that would be the least of their problems
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you are going to pistol whip someone, make sure you point the barrel away from your nearby relatives
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Today's new Wikipedia article from the future: Mr. Trump Goes to New Jersey (film) is a 2028 political farce film directed by director Uwe Boll, starring Gary Busey and Ted Nugent, about a disgraced ex-President who [Publish changes] [show preview]
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
The pictures "attorney" Lin Wood posted on Telegram claiming he went to the White House and couldn't find Biden, but instead found Trump in the Oval office weren't from April 2021, but March 2020, when lunatics like him still had the run of the place
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Sun May 02, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The girl in the infamous Kent State picture was only 14 years old. Here are her reflections 50 years later
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney to constituents: "Your boos mean nothing. I've seen what makes you cheer"
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Sat May 01, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Republican medical professionals work on spreading the word to the GOP faithful about the safety and efficacy of the COVID vaccine. Difficulty: first word in this sentence
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Pootie Poot is gonna need a lot of vodak when he reads this
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Palin of the Plains sues Biden Administration for the right to start wildfires at Mt. Rushmore
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell wants the Secretary of Education to remove the 1619 Project from federal funding and replace them with other "inclusive" methods. "Turtle Power" has a nice ring to it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The hottest new tour of the spring is Jail Bait Gaetz and the Jewish Space Lasers, coming soon to a RINO district near you
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
The FlynnStone "Trying Avoid Bankruptcy" speaking tour of dead malls is about as what you'd expect (with amazing pictures)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Another sign Liz Cheney might be moving over to the Democratic side, she fist bumps President Biden after being scorned by the GOP leadership
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN's Pundits grade Biden's address to the nation. See if you can spot the bitter right-wing troll in the mix
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
26-year-old Mario Gonzalez was strangled to death by the Alameda police for the horrific crime of loitering in a park
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani's neighbor gives an impromptu press conference that's straight out of Seinfeld
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Rich dude problems: Fighting over the Moon
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Francis Suarez. Is that a name that Trumpers need to be worried about? More to the point, is that a name that Democrats need to be worried about? Subby admires any politician with the cajones to say "I don't know" on any given topic
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
News programs keep booking Republicans who voted to overturn the election and they're not being asked to defend and explain their votes and this has to stop
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Story about the metrics of Biden's first 100 days in office compared to other presidents, closes on an eye-popping number: Trump was president for 1,460 days, during which time he sent out over 26,000 Tweets, or an average of over 18 a day
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Cheney/McCarthy's kinky kabuki theater continues on
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Never fear, white people. Stephen Miller's got your back
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Since Trump's inauguration, 45% of all federally-elected Republicans have retired, died, or lost their election
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
FBI director Wray told Congress he "absolutely" wished the agency had penetrated the Proud Boys before Jan 6th, or knew its plans. He COULD have asked one of the 4 leaders of the group that were informants but he was too busy asking about Antifa
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
With history, redistricting, and razor-thin Democratic majorities going for them, the GOP is really optimistic about their chances of retaking the house in 2022. Unless , you know Trump, or Q, or their own stupidity spoil it for them, which they will
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Roger Stone, scared of drones
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"If the United States is in the midst of a historic reckoning on racism, most leaders of the Republican Party are not participating"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Republicans in states across the country are making it legal for white people to kill minority protesters
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Ultimate Florida Man can't take the heat, moves to New Jersey
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz changes course, will have the sweet and sour chicken
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
US Capitol Police deny that the chief's message to officers on Jan 6: "we anticipate a large presence for pro-Trump participants. What we're looking for is any anti-Trump counter protestors" means that he told them to find Antifa and ignore MAGATs
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Another day, another really damning memo leaked out from Facebook. This time about how they knowingly let the "Stop the Steal" bullshiat spread, which was the basis for the Insurrection, so looks like Zuck and Co are complicit in sedition
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(Everything Lubbock)
 
 
 
200 million
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Wed April 21, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
In today's "Wow I'm totally shocked" news, Foxconn had one too many "N"s in their name
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Friends believe Chris Christie will be running in 2024. That's the joke
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Gee, could it be the fact you told your cult followers NOT to get vaccinated?
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Why are Ohio politicians trying to rename a state park after Donald Trump when they have many EPA toxic locations in the state to choose from?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bah GAWD, it's Bane's music. He's not supposed to be cast, what's he doing here?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"If you take this popular supplement, stop now, because it's actually Viagra"
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Biden to approve first arms sales to number one CPU/GPU manufacturer on the planet to defend against commie takeover
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
With G & G all-in on the crazy, the GOP is looking at a huge s*** sandwich
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bat Scratch Fever
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
News: Ohio State rep introduces bill to rename state park after Trump. Fark: Mosquito State Park
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The hero of the 2021 Suez Canal constipation has finally been paid
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Translation: He ain't running under any circumstances, but he IS quite enjoying the checks from gullible fools who think he might
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Wait, what does God have to do with electing a president?
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senators Cruz and Hawley know they can't derail the confirmation of Biden's DOJ nominees, but the mouth-breathers who form the GOP base for presidential primaries want to see them "stick it to the libs" and it's a bonus if they are women of color
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump-voting counties going to be deciding factor in reaching herd immunity. Nice infection you got there. Shame if anything happened to it
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
We've reached the point where a sane, practical speech from a Republican almost needs the newsflash tag
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Sun April 18, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How Rick Scott is handling Trump ... ewwwwww
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
As if the region has been a model of stability the last 40 years, Lindsey Graham says Biden has created instability in Afghanistan
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In Sean Hannity's world, Adam Toledo was a 13-year-old man, but Kyle Rittenhouse is a 17-year-old boy
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Sat April 17, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump 19, Biden 1
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Michigan GOP official Jason Watts blames his maskless GOP colleagues for the fact that he has covid, whines that masks and vaccines "shouldn't be political." Gosh, if only there was a way you could stop belonging to a party that made them such
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DeSantis is described as denice version of DeTrump, so dedoners are flocking to give him demoney
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So you woke up this morning and wondered how in heaven's name am I supposed to mourn Bernie Madoff? Relax. NBC news thought control has got you covered
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The US military is chock full of dangerous conspiracy nuts and all out traitors
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Why do so many Democrats fear John Fetterman?
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Billionaires' profits could cover 70% of Biden's American Jobs Plan -- and that's just their profits from the pandemic alone. So maybe it's time to stop letting billionaires dictate tax law, hm?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"They're protesting...and they brought cans of soup"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street spent $2.9bil lobbying, etc. on the 2020 election. And these people WILL make a large profit on their investment
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis supports stricter signature-matching rules for Florida absentee ballots. But would his own evolving signature pass scrutiny?
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Tue April 13, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Iran to enrich uranium to 'corinthian leather' levels
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here are some ideas to pay for the $2.65 Trillion infrastructure plan, which no Republicans in Congress will consider at all
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
National Review has worn out its welcome
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CNN being pro-Biden is totally not like Fox News and OAN were pro-Trump so this is an outrage
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The GOP bench is so empty in Georgia, Trump is trying to recruit an anti abortion ex-Democrat to primary the current Governor. He's a tantrum throwing ethically challenged sexual harrasser though, so he meets the requirements
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Poll shows that a majority of CEOs believe corporate tax hikes will harm businesses, slow growth, break up The Beatles, melt the Arctic ice shelf and tank the value of unicorn farts
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Cagebook
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Days after McConnell demanded corporations get out of politics (but please keep sending money), a hundred corporations gathered together to figure out how best to ignore that demand
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Sun April 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
We're shocked, SHOCKED that red states are vaccinating at slower rates than blue states. Actually, not shocked
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well, it is a tiny prick
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
He's your albatross. Deal with it
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is a healing crystal to Republicans: he does nothing, he looks weird and for no discernible reason, they report feeling better with him around
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Sat April 10, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump removed the POW/MIA flag from the White House. It's back up
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
YouTube removes video of Governor DeSantas (R-FaiL) COVID-19 roundtable discussion for violating standards on "COVID-19 medical misinformation"
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Zoinks Matt Gaetz accused of running a g-g-g-ghost candidate
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mistakes were made, masks were unworn, so here is another Covid surge
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No one saw the breakup between the GOP and Corporate America coming
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Aaaaand...THERE'S the Gaetz / Trump connection
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Thu April 08, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Five days before Clarence Thomas published an opinion complaining about social media censorship, his wife Ginni sent out an email blast urging her associates to join an "influence network" to combat...social media censorship
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Facebook to deploy Satire tag, no word on possible Florida tag
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(CNN)
 
 
 
To clarify: Rudy's lies about election fraud led to Georgia passing Jim Crow 2
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Wed April 07, 2021
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump backs Mo Brooks in Alabama senate race, the same Mo Brooks who praised the Capitol insurrectionists for "kicking ass"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Trump's former labor secretary crawls right back under the rock he emerged from
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Trump won the election and the last six months has all been an elaborate sting operation, says 'prophet' who promised Trump was going to win. Hey it's easier than admitting you are not in fact God's chosen messanger
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
This just in...Another tan suit has struck the White House
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Women's group taps Matt Gaetz to head event; or at least that's what he's hoping
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
GOP spring donor retreat demands some sort of document that verifies an attendee has had his covid vaccine. Almost like a vaccine passport or something
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
It might surprise some of you but we're going to have elections again this year
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott publicly slammed Facebook for "canceling conservative speech". Privately though, he's courting the social media giant to build a second data center in Texas
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Trump claims he did nothing wrong and if he did do something wrong so did the Democrats. This is judged to be a gross exaggeration
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Give me that old time religion, give me that old time religion, give me that old time religion, it's blood for the blood god
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hunter Biden's family gave him the Rick Astley experience
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Defining trait of Roberts' lazy SCOTUS: do anything to avoid deciding what the law is. Today's edition involves declaring moot a unique question about how the first amendment and government records laws intersect with Trump's use of Twitter
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Navy SeaBees build Vice President Harris a desk using wood from the USS Constitution, the world's oldest commissioned warship still afloat; the Constitution was launched in 1797. Nicolas Cage thinks it contains a treasure map
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Oh, we've all seen how this one ends
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fifty percent of Republicans believe in lies about the January 6 terrorist assault on the Capitol
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
DeSantis orchestrated a pay-to-vaccinate scheme for the rich
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Liz Cheney keeps winning against the GOP
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(The National Memo)
 
 
 
Marjorie Taylor Greene (R) decides to hitch her clown car to Matt Gaetz's (R) sinking ship
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
MyPillow lost $65M in revenue due to Mike Lindell's baseless election fraud claims. Lindell says his loss recouping strategies involve podcasts and radio ads. Coming up next: "Sign up for your Parler account and get a free MyPillow"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"I'M NOT WATCHING BASEBALL." See, nobody cares
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Dominion Voting Systems accuses ex-Michigan senator of disinformation campaign. "Make no mistake - Dominion will hold you accountable for these lies"
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Everybody knows I was totally robbed, the election was rigged, there was massive fraud everywhere and the media is hiding it all. Oh, and good job Jesus for rising from the dead, of course I prefer saviors who WEREN'T crucified
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amanda Chases Virginia voters
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(AP News)
 
 
 
New admin, who dis?
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Thu April 01, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Now is the time. Send a rabbit with a saw
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Gaspedal Gaetz:"I'm going to work for Fox News." Fox News:"No you won't...you stranger person we have never met or heard from in our entire life"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
What's scarier - that people are still taking hydroxychloroquine for covid even after it's been proven to be ineffective and potentially dangerous, or that some MDs are willingly still prescribing it?
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Trump advisor Peter Navarro blatantly wasted billions of tax money rewarding Trump donors. And you thought the money was going to fight COVID you silly goose
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(Canton Repository)
 
 
 
Dominion is going to have an easy case to show actual harm in their Fox News lawsuit as GOP county commissioners are refusing a Board of Elections demand to fund Dominion voting machines due to Trump voter protests
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Biden to let tech worker Visa ban expire, according to reports. So if you're in tech and you want a new credit card, you're in luck
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden infrastructure plan is out. EVs on every corner, universal clean drinking water, 2M new homes, better road and rail. Shiat, a fella could have a pretty good time in DC with all that
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Over/under on how long before he flips?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Liberals are able to get COVID shots early by going where vaccine denial is highest. "I just googled 'Trump landslides in Ohio,'" then I looked at the nearest county and the biggest city in that county, and I found an appointment"
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Tue March 30, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
President Biden has 'no intention' of meeting Kim Jong Un, according to White House. Status of Hallmark cards, late-night telephone calls, invitation to Mar-a-Lago still uncertain
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Judges coming out
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biggs was working for the Empire before he joined the Rebellion. This is not a repeat from a long time ago
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Despite Trump's supporters, you know, actively hunting him down in the Capitol in the hopes of hanging him, Mike Pence is trying his darndest to look presidential and be Trump's heir to the base in 2024
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Mon March 29, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Oh, he mad
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Not only did Dr. Fauci NOT say a vaccine for Covid would take five years as some are falsely claiming online in order to discredit him and give Trump credit; but he pretty much nailed the vaccine timeline exactly, like he had experience with this
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
GOP strategist crashes and burns trying to defend Georgia's new extremist voter laws
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan Man who stormed the Capitol arrested by the FBI. With shiat-eating farked-around grin posted to Facebook
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Dominion considers suing defamer-in-chief
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Sun March 28, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Julia Letlow [R-egret] urges her fellow Republicans to get vaccinated after her husband died from Covid-19
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump whines to Jeanine Pirro that he's being demanded at the border by ICE
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ Boehner's back and there's gonna be trouble / He la he la, my Boehner's back ♫ ♬
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Sat March 27, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump adviser confesses most deaths were preventable. I demand to see Dr. Birx in stocks
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Fri March 26, 2021
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Unpaid advisor proving to be worth every penny
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Republicans finally win a "Profiles in Courage" award. Difficulty: Romney for his impeachment votes. Man, that bar is really low
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Hey, everybody. I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Peter Doocy is not Jim Acosta," says Fox News' Dana Perino, in what she imagines is a defense of Fox News' journalistic integrity
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Thu March 25, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
100 million? Why not 200 million?
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Galaxy-brained insurrectionist seen at the fore of the braying mob chasing Capitol Officer Goodman now expresses shock that he was "duped" by a lifelong con man, and that jail is icky
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Better call... Binnall?
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
QAnon claims ship stuck in Suez Canal used by Hillary Clinton to traffic children. No word on how they fit it into Comet Ping Pong pizzeria's basement
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I can't remember the last time the actions of a member of the GOP surprised me, such as Marjorie Taylor Greene having an insider at the Jan. 6th Capitol riot
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Latest QAnon conspiracy theory: The QAnon conspiracy theory doesn't exist
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Truth hurt your fee fees, Mr. Ex President?
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump didn't include Mike Pence in his list of 'very good' Republicans and possible 2024 presidential candidates
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Since Brad Raffensberger refused to "find the votes" to flip Georgia to Trump. Trump now is hoping to "find the votes" to throw Raffensberger out of office
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump didn't like Dr. Fauci because of Trump's IMAX-level of projection
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The business plan: cry when no one wants what you're selling because you are the only person who wants what you're selling
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So, apparently there are Mexicans who are huge MAGAts and now they're fomenting conspiracy theories on the border to discredit Biden
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren emerges from her chrysalis, hysterically claims Biden is a "shadow president" who will give power to Kamala Harris
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Sat March 20, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Crazy stupid is as crazy stupid does
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Right, yeah, uh-huh...any day now, Lauren
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The (job) market has spoken ... and it's telling certain people to go fark themselves
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(Pew Research)
 
 
 
Pew research poll: 69% view prosecution of Capitol rioters as "very important", don't want lesser charges for their insurrection
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Apparently QAnon thinks that the White House is a Hollywood movie set. Producers of the Apollo moon "landing" unavailable for comment
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Fri March 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Two gas tanks ignite this Tag to blazing glory as Captain Obvious backs his '76 Ford Pinto into the rear end of Ric Romero's '75 Mercury Bobcat
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pardoned Army murderer can't have his medals back, even though the then president promised he would have his record cleared. "The Presidential pardon is a sign of forgiveness and does not indicate innocence"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
When the police talk to Subby's ex-wife it's usually because she was driving drunk again, not digging around for dirt on Trump Inc
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"I'm a low-key guy, but nobody should mistake my demeanor for what my spine is made out of. And I made a commitment when I was nominated that I was going to do this job one way - by the book, and that's why I've tried to approach it since Day 1"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Twitter says that any semblance of them doing something in the vicinity of the right thing was purely accidental
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Joe Biden trips going up the steps to Air Force One. Somehow this makes Donald Trump President again
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
George W. Bush says he was "sick to his stomach" watching all those white supremacist republican terrorists storm the Capitol on January 6
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Prophet moves goal posts forward, now says Trump to be Pres again by the end of April instead of June
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stupid is as stupid does
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One of the reasons Marjorie Taylor-Greene got elected is because she ran unopposed. That won't be the case in 2022
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(San Antonio Current)
 
 
 
80% of all U.S. racist propaganda tracked in 2020 came from a hate group in...Texas
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
I can't be antisemitic. I didn't even know the Rothschilds were Jewish
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen says Trump is in for a "proctological exam of the highest order" from prosecutors. That's the kind where the doctor has both hands on your shoulders
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Biden's goal of 100 million Covid vaccines in his first 100 days will be met over a month ahead of schedule
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"In his opening statement, Roy said the shootings were a tragedy, that "all Americans deserve protection and to live in a free society," He then emphasized the importance of justice by quoting an old saying that glorified lynchings in Texas"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
White farmers pissed that some black farmers are getting a little of Biden's debt relief package. Apparently getting 97 percent of last year's Ag bailout was not enough
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Wed March 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Working definition of the term "pathological narcissist": Deciding which state gets a Navy hospital ship during a pandemic on the basis of which governor has said the nicest things about you
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The closest thing Facebook will ever have to a redeeming quality is how eagerly its base of attention-starved dolts will incriminate themselves for likes
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Despite what your racist uncle heard on Newsmax, immigrants are not overrunning border towns
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(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
Lauren Boebert asks Twitter what people are grateful for. Twitter responds pretty much like you'd expect
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The answer is No, but at least we will finally hear the truth about Crybaby Kavanaugh's sexual assault history
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sen Bob Menendez (D-NJ): "Fark your decorum, I'mma call a sp- I'mma call a racist a racist"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump endorses COVID-19 vaccines. QAnon explodes in a fiery WTF
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Tue March 16, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Farked around, found out, racist swatting edition
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Oh yeah, well I'll get a better lawsuit with blackjack and hookers
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Vindman Vindicated
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
China clearly has its invasion sights set on Taiwan, stopping it may be up to the Biden administration. Good luck, democracy there is counting on you
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
So, 'liberal media', why is Biden not getting proper credit for saving jobs?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
WaPo threw the Georgia election and other complaints from Trumpistan
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Mon March 15, 2021
(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
Jen Psaki says that the ex-presidents didn't need an engraved invitation to help promote the COVID-19 vaccine, except for one special snowflake
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A look back at everything we learned in the darkest year of our lives
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Now that Missouri Senator Roy Blunt is retiring, former MO Governor Eric Greitens, who was forced to resign in 2018 over sexual assault and revenge porn allegation, figures he'll take at shot at running for that seat since nothing matters anymore
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Trump's endorses crapo in 2022
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Sun March 14, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Optimist: /ˈäptəməst/ noun 1) a person who believes that this world is the best of all possible worlds or that good must ultimately prevail over evil "Dr. Fauci hoped Trump would use influence among Republicans to urge his followers to get vaccinated
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Turns out that 94% of Republicans (give or take) are actually just fine with RINO's
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump will be drained of his wealth by civil suits and then convicted based on discovery evidence
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Sat March 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Michael Flynn isn't out of the traitor woods yet
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
St Patrick's Day virtual meeting between Irish Taoiseach Micheal Martin and President Joe Biden revealed by White House. Many long distance beers are sure to be had
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Fri March 12, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama Republican Party declares former President Donald Trump "one of the greatest presidents of all time", bankruptcy
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(Salon)
 
 
 
With two trillion dollars about to hit the US economy Republicans lawmakers can't take any credit for it with their constituents. If only there could have been something they could have done
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How we went from "I alone can fix this" to "only together can we defeat the coronavirus." Hint: We elected a president who's sane, non-narcissistic, and who doesn't entertain fantasies of being a fascist dictator
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh for Fark's Sake presented by Rocket Mortgage
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Thu March 11, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans battle over who will lose out in California's gubernatorial challenge
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
39+42+43+44-45=COVID-19 vaccine ad campaign
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Biden Administration: Of course Turkey can be held liable for Erdogan's thugs beating up protestors at the White House
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Democrats provide red-staters with an extra pair of bootstraps
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
And the Senator in the back said "everybody attack" and it turned into a Biden Blitz, Biden Blitz
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP's plan to seize power from Cuomo may work
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Trump voters don't give a fig about his business
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida's AG has issues with boundaries, evidence, loss, and anger
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Tue March 09, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Whatever drugs Mike keeps in those pillows of his, it must be the good stuff
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another reason to hate the pandemic: French Lingerie has now become practical
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Mike Pence to deliver his first post-VP speech at a gathering of members belonging to a religious anti-LGBTQ hate group
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Mon March 08, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
New York City's probe into Trump's finances now looking at his Chicago skyscraper, which is somewhat like his NYC skyscrapers, but really more of a casserole
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Gov. Cuomo is busy doing a bad President Trump imitation in a backfiring attempt to make his sexual harassment troubles go away
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Speaking of "court packing". The Trump administration appointed over 2/3rds of the 520 LIFETIME APPOINTED judges on the Immigration courts and those judges order deportations at a MUCH higher rate than normal. Biden may have a plan to fix that
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Texas to Facebook and Twitter:"Howdy. We heard y'all like banning. So we're going to ban you from banning so you can get banned while you're banning"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the do as I say not as I do files: After 2020 fraud claims, Donald Trump requests mail ballot for municipal election
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two women to be promoted to 4 star generals. FARK: Nominations placed on hold until after the election fearing Trump would not let anyone but a white male be nominated. Tag for the fact this had to be done
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump welcomed by record-breaking, elite, exclusive crowd in triumphant return to Manhattan
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Sun March 07, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden to issue voting access executive order on anniversary of Bloody Sunday, tells GOP that we're moving forward, with or without you. This will be celebrated in big cities and small towns where the streets have no name
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump claims he will travel to Alaska to defeat Sen. Lisa Murkowski. Vintage: back in 2010, Murkowski got re-elected to US Senate as a write-in candidate despite losing to a primary challenger backed by the Tea Party and Sarah Palin
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Sat March 06, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump is furious that people are using his name to grift money and not giving him a cut
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Fri March 05, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Federico Klein, former Trump appointee charged in Capitol riot, wants jail cell without cockroaches. Cockroaches: "You don't seem to understand. You're not locked in here with US. We're locked in here with YOU"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dolt45 vs Turd Blossom: BRING MOAR POPCORN
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP is worried that extremism might spread throughout its ranks. Ummm, guys, we've got some bad news for you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Misogynist Baptist Preacher: Don't be unattractive, ladies
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Trump is Hungary for MAGA
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver's coven has recent hire Captain Obvious explain why there's so much overlap between two types of delusional cray-cray
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"It's not fair," says subby's kindergartener when there's no ice cream, along with man who's still stuck in jail for some reason he doesn't fully comprehend, since all he did was invade Nancy Pelosi's office
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
QAnon believers are getting more confused by their own conspiracy theories
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Oh please oh please oh please oh please
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
January 6 insurrectionist served with civil rights lawsuit --- at Mar-a-Lago. Yes, him
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Any Russians looking for beachfront property at a huge markup?
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Wed March 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
ROUSEs? I don't think they exist
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
US Capitol Police announce increased security, citing "concerning information". In a better world there would be a "this is not a repeat from January 4th" joke next. Sadly, the world is far from better
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Tue March 02, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Senator Josh Hawley, when asked why he's opposed every single one of Biden's cabinet nominees: "I take them one at a time." Mainly because he's not allowed to reject them all with one vote
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
President Joe Biden loses patience with Vladimir 'the bad' Putin for poisoning rival Alexei Navalny, so expect a major retaliatory move today in the form of sanctions
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Matt Schlapp does not see the big deal over CPAC's hate symbol design
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(MSN)
 
 
 
I was just looking at the Lingerie and...Talk about your quick Shooters
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver's coven hires Captain Obvious to explain that Texans are suicidal morons
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Chris Wallace booed by 55% of CPAC
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(Canton Repository)
 
 
 
All 460 rejected license plates last year in Ohio. Apparently, they didn't want someone advertising about their large dark-colored Dodge
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(Just Security)
 
 
 
Your handy dandy one-stop website for tracking the (at last count) TWELVE different civil and criminal cases pending against Trump and his assorted groups. Stay hydrated, y'all
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Sun February 28, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Lawyers for 18-year-old insurrectionist want him to be released to his parents, since they've obviously done such a good job of raising him so far
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Sat February 27, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump may be gone from Washington, but his wholly unqualified judges will continue to wreak havoc on the American people for years to come
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mark Meadows claims Trump is already planning his next administration and will declare himself the presumptive nominee at CPAC
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Fri February 26, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Not housebroken" does sound about par for the course. Anyway, thanks for the DNA
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like some of Trump's insurrectionists are wishing they'd never gotten one of those NO RAGERTS tattoos
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donny says Donald is going to jail
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dementia patient resurfaces to find racist legacy being systematically dismantled
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Contrary to recent rumors, kids are not being put in cages
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Welcome, Insurrectionists"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
White House hasn't decided whether the US will go out for Chinese for the 2022 Olympics
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The antisemitic rapper might have gotten the boot from CPAC but the cult member of a cult that is lead by a man who claims to be the reincarnated buddah and speak directly to the dead is A-okay
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(Politico)
 
 
 
On tap for 2024 for the GOP is Trump Ultra, Trump Lite, and Trump Zero. All will leave your friends feeling as if they've been thrown in jail for your DUI
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
If only there were some simple solution to this problem, such as not doing terrorism
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(Vox)
 
 
 
QAnon followers prepare for Trump's inauguration on March 4. No word on who'll bring the Kool-Aid
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Wed February 24, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
McCarthy was all "Trump rules" then Cheney was like "Nah bro, he sux" then everyone else was all "Awkward"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pence still has his lips firmly attached to the wrong end of Trump's business
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"The hypocrisy from Republicans, who now suddenly are stunned and outraged by people saying mean things" after they "stood by and watched" Trump do it for years"
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Trump expresses heartfelt condolences and an optimistic message of anticipated recovery for COVID victims and by that I mean Tiger Woods
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(MSN)
 
 
 
According to his lawyer's latest filing, the QAnon Shaman's "Gob Bluth moment" came when Trump pardoned Lil' Wayne but not him. Oh, and that spear he was carrying was just a decorative "symbol of his faith", and he literally wouldn't hurt a fly
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Evangelists fear they have become "permanently scarred" after siding with Trump. F*ck around and find out indeed
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau takes a well-deserved shot at Trump. Take THAT, eh
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump preparing to defend himself regarding tax returns. Rape allegations: "Hey, remember me?"
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Local Wisconsin Republicans introduce resolution to condemn incendiary rhetoric as "destructive to our governance as well as our democratic way of life". Other local Wisconsin Republicans had a problem with this
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Trump quietly accepts he must turn over his tax statements. Ha ha, no
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Partying their faces off over at the Biden Motel, that's where
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Mon February 22, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Staten Island GOP is down to mining the old Fresh Kills Landfill site for candidates
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
SCOTUS has a stormy Monday and blocks Daniels' defamation case against Trump
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Supreme Court announces it will formally begin the United States' conversion to Gilead this year
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Anything Trump did, we're doing the opposite"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Typically the party out of power makes big gains in the mid-term election following a presidential one. Fortunately for the the Democrats, the GOP will be in a full blown civil war by the time primary season is over
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Supreme Court to Republicans trying to overturn election results in PA: GTFO of here with that bullshiat
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(Salon)
 
 
 
How did ketchup become the most important condiment in the world?
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(Complex)
 
 
 
Poll shows nearly half of Republicans in favor of coming out of the closet to show their pride and become openly fascist white supremacists
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Sun February 21, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pence still bitter over attempt to kill him
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Sat February 20, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
It's almost like decades of deliberate cynicism and catering to an increasingly far-right constituency led to this inevitable end
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Fri February 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fox can finally run its 365 part series on the Migrant caravan coming across our borders
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Surprisingly not just a blank page
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Biden in Munich: hey, you guys remember America? Yeah we're back. Sorry about..*waves hands* whatever the hell THAT was for the last four years
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(MSN)
 
 
 
To those that are working to remove Mitt Romney from the Senate, you can only remove him by impeachment or expulsion. Both require a 2/3 majority of the Senate, but go ahead and waste your time collecting signatures to recall him
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
#2 Senate Republican says GOP leaders are using "cancel culture" against party members who voted to impeach Trump
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Represent stupid people at their impeachment trial, win ... well nothing
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Manhattan DA to go RICO suave on Trump
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(Politico)
 
 
 
PA GOP Senator Pat Toomey is retiring and Trump loyalist are already saying "Any candidate who wants to win in Pennsylvania in 2022 must be full Trump MAGA". In a state Trump lost. Bold strategy Cotton
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
European, US diplomats to discuss reviving nuclear deal with Iran in spite of the fact that one member has not been following the rules
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Wed February 17, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Biden: "I'm tired of talking about Donald Trump. I don't want to talk about him anymore"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden: I only have time to talk to the two-termers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rock Wilson about to learn that everything Trump touches dies. Someone should write a book about that
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Conservative kooker Steve Bannon wants to make Trump Speaker of the House in 2023 and let him impeach Biden for stealing the election
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Translation: "We gleefully built a skyscraper-sized golem out of armed lunatics to sic on the libs, and now we get to spend the rest of our lives walking on eggshells lest it turn on us"
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
From the Boo-Farking-Hoo files: Proud Boy William Chrestman "has experienced the clarity of perspective sometimes imparted by a federal prosecution and associated incarceration"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
SEAL from Bin Laden raid to write children's book, perfect to read at zero dark 30 bedtime
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
"This pandemic has been painful...This has been so much harder than it had to be, and we know why: Blind allegiance to an insurrectionist"
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Man commits voter fraud to prove how easy it is. FBI demonstrates how easy it is to file felony charges
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I dunno about the hack, but Kevin Bacon clearly loves his wife
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz sets up new conspiracy theory about Brian Sicknick. "I mean, the Capitol complex has more surveillance than a casino, and you're telling me we don't have any video evidence of what exactly happened to cause that murder?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Mitch McConnell was getting sane about Trump by denouncing him after the impeachment trial, he now says Trump could play 'constructive' role for the GOP in the future
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
"We did not send [Senator Toomey] there to vote his conscience. We did not send him there to do the right thing... We sent him there to represent us" -- Pennsylvania GOPer. At least he's admitting "the right thing" doesn't represent them
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Suddenly people care about the debt, and it's almost as if another administration proposed the budget for 2021...or Biden has already spent $2.3 trillion without his $1.9 trillion stimulus so Biden is the King of Debt??
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Have we normalized impeachment?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bear Grylls launches educational platform aimed at helping schools inspire kids to overcome obstacles, focus on resilience, and drink their own urine when lunch is 10 minutes late
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Larry, who has met a number of world leaders, has been largely unfriendly to men but took a liking to former US President Barack Obama. When Donald Trump visited in 2019, Larry took a nap under his car". Bonus: an extremely rare politics/dawww crosspost
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(AP News)
 
 
 
So now that the whole planned Capitol riot thing is over there's nothing left to ...... hold up a minute. .. We're investigating that shiat. .. Hey, so are we. .. You too? .. Us, too. .. Make room
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Sun February 14, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Father of teen boy charged with assaulting a Capitol police officer: in hindsight, your honor, perhaps taking my son to a riot, giving him a weapon, and winding him up with all that Qanon BS, weren't the best parenting choices I could have made
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
The CIA can reject a public records request seeking information on U.S. payments to Syrian rebel forces because a tweet from former President Trump didn't officially acknowledge such records exist
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
When your local Trumpers start bragging about der Furor not getting convicted, remind them that a majority of Senators DID vote for conviction. Repeat often and loudly, maybe even with robust laughter if that helps
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(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio (R-eally weak willed) was worried that a guilty vote would set a precedent of finding guilty people guilty
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Future presidents will remember this moment
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Sat February 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Could Lindsey Graham be joining Orange Julius Caesar in Georgia's big house in the not-so-distant future?
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will they? Won't they? Confused? You won't be, after this week's episode - Impeachment Trial Day 5 - Starting live at 10 AM ET
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Fri February 12, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Checkmate Libs, Trump's lawyers prove it was ANTIFA who incited the attack on the Capitol
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