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Fri March 24, 2023
		Don Jr made a trip to the post office source: cnbc.com \| share:	97
		"Clear and present danger" source: usatoday.com \| share:	38
		Harvard Law School graduate Alvin Bragg crushes Capital University Law School graduate Jim Jordan. There hasn't been a defeat this brutal since The Ohio State massacred Bowling Green in 2016 by a score of 77 to 10 source: mediaite.com \| share:	80

Thu March 23, 2023
		Musk 'trolls' the Democrats by screwing up the 'that's what she said' joke worse than Michael Scott ever did source: foxnews.com \| share:	128
		Breaking: #Desantis2024 trending on Twice Impeached President Trump's TruthSocial site as the tiny-handed shroomwang who wears lifts and a girdle +++no carrier truthsocial not found source: vice.com \| share:	26
		So how much was Trump's panicked tweets about getting arrested worth? $1.5M from idiots, apparently source: aol.com \| share:	91
		Secret Service: Sure you'd like to, but no, you're not handcuffing Trump source: newsweek.com \| share:	208
		NYC's weirdest new club is just outside Manhattan Criminal Court where Patchouli-scented liberals, fur-clad performance artists and a small army of TV reporters have gathered ahead of former President Donald Trump's coming indictment. Most are bored source: gothamist.com \| share:	43

Wed March 22, 2023
		Meatball rolls downhill source: morningconsult.com \| share:	60
		Trey Gowdy: "We're picking the leader of the free world, and we are debasing ourselves with these little quarrels over nicknames and allegations that go back 30 years that are really preposterous." Probably the truest thing ever said on Fox News source: mediaite.com \| share:	73
		Trump Lawyer now: Stormy Daniels payments aren't a crime. Trump Lawyer in 2018: Of course it's a crime source: independent.co.uk \| share:	58
		TacoPenis could be sidelined due to prior communications with Stormy source: cnn.com \| share:	43

Tue March 21, 2023
		The word you're looking for is "lied." As in, prosecutors, according to a judge, have evidence he lied to his attorneys about the classified documents source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	92
		"Slippery fingers from lube and KFC" is how porn stars troll former presidents source: yahoo.com \| share:	101
		TFG want you to sign a petition protesting his potential arrest...but only if you cough up $3300 source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	56
		$20 says Trump beats Biden in 2024, also whatever you want in the Charleston International Airport men's room source: politico.com \| share:	94
		Right-Wing radio host thinks that if Trump gets arrested, it would be bad news. For OBAMA source: mediaite.com \| share:	77

Mon March 20, 2023
		What about job implications? If I call in sick tomorrow, will my boss accept that I over-celebrated arrest day eve? source: cnn.com \| share:	99
		TFG trying to block criminal charges in Georgia election interference case, claims that it's hard being a criminal defendant in two different states at the same time source: cnbc.com \| share:	66
		Today's Slatesplanation: Why, in the end, it wasn't Trump's attempted coup, his constant bribe-taking from foreign powers, his allegiance to Putin, or his support for Nazis that will result in his indictment, but rather his raw-dogging of a porn star source: slate.com \| share:	84
		It's afraid source: foxnews.com \| share:	146

Sat March 18, 2023
		Never let the facts get in the way source: forbes.com \| share:	70
		Trump will be arrested soon, says increasingly nervous man source: politico.com \| share:	513
		Well, there goes the neighborhood source: cnbc.com \| share:	55
		TFG: Always give up, always surrender source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	290

Fri March 17, 2023
		Three points separate nightmare from nightmare source: thehill.com \| share:	61

Thu March 16, 2023
		Trump rages on truth social about the fact that the Manhattan DA spent yesterday talking to a "sleazebag disbarred lawyer" who went to jail for perjury. Wow, who would have ever employed such a dishonest man? Oh. Right source: msn.com \| share:	38
		Even after finding out that Fox News commentators don't actually believe what they're saying, many Fox News viewers still believe what they're hearing source: mediaite.com \| share:	114
		No surprise that Desantis has bad people skills, but then they mention The Pudding Incident source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	144
		A 3rd recorded call has hiat the Trump Fulton County Find Votes tower. It was perfect source: cnn.com \| share:	69

Wed March 15, 2023
		GOP senators are upset with Ron DeSantis for calling Russia's invasion of Ukraine "a territorial dispute" and saying that helping the Ukraine isn't "a national interest". Mostly because he's making it a little TOO obvious which side the GOP is on source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	69
		Eric Trump: Daddy, make mean old Stephen Colbert stop making fun of me source: huffpost.com \| share:	46

Tue March 14, 2023
		TFG's grudges are the GOP platform so DeSantis goes on Tuckyo Rose to condemn Ukraine aid source: nbcnews.com \| share:	81
		Trump: Ron reminds me a lot of Mitt Romney. Someone who is smarter than me, who has more talent, someone with natural hair source: mediaite.com \| share:	46

Mon March 13, 2023
		To the left Elizabeth Warren, who blames Trump for failure of Signature Bank vs. Barney Frank who blames Crypto. To the right, Farkers who hate Trump & Crypto vs. Farkers who love Trump & Crypto. Orville Redenbacher futures skyrocket source: politico.com \| share:	173
		'Democracy Dies in Darkness': Gov. DeathSentence and Republicans want the Sun to set on open-government laws source: ktla.com \| share:	58
		We're at the stage where something is happening in 2 weeks as Trump declines to meet with Grand Jury source: yahoo.com \| share:	131
		Silicon Valley Bank no longer had to submit to "stress testing" by the Federal Reserve and was no longer required to keep a certain amount of cash on hand, thanks to a bill signed in 2018 by TFG source: newsweek.com \| share:	172
		Fox News finally lifts the blackout on its own network reporting on the Dominion lawsuit story and the recent release of emails and texts by its owner and top anchors. BY allowing famed media reporter 4 minutes to repeat Fox's lawyers talking points source: msn.com \| share:	30

Sun March 12, 2023
		Trump knows his only chance to beat Biden is if the economy collapses. So, in responsible fashion, an ex-President of the United States is actively trying to cause a bank run source: mediaite.com \| share:	268
		"Dear Donald, my son is upset with you because you endangered me on Jan. 6. Signed, Mike Pence's Mother" source: politico.com \| share:	85
		Class, thy name is Trump source: newsweek.com \| share:	64

Sat March 11, 2023
		You'll find this hard to believe, but shifty Donald Trump has been caught trying to play judges for delays at his trials source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	61
		Newsmax attacks Fox News: "Tucker Carlson has kind of been caught with his pants down," Brian Bolling said to Seb Gorka. And you're already looking for a Norm MacDonald picture that describes how you feel source: mediaite.com \| share:	82
		The lone survivor of the Bowling Green Massacre thinks that Trump should stop talking about alternative facts source: mediaite.com \| share:	40

Fri March 10, 2023
		Boeing announces new Air Force One paint scheme. Noticably without the Cheeto stains source: cnn.com \| share:	86
		Meatball Ron prepares to surprise nobody source: msn.com \| share:	37

Thu March 09, 2023
		Politics makes for strange, anti-Semitic bedfellows who claim they're 109-trillion-year-old high priests. That's older than Mitch even source: freebeacon.com \| share:	53
		Have you seen Kyle, the MAGA star? Well, there's your problem source: motherjones.com \| share:	67
		Ireland has the legend of the Kilkenny cats: a pair of feral cats who fought each other so fiercely that they ripped each other to shreds and only their tails remained. In the US we have right-wing Twitter source: politico.com \| share:	57
		"I think no regular person could read this and look at Fox like a news organization at this point." Unfortunately, their fans aren't regular people source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	89
		Darling Nikki says Gen Z should pay for it all, relaxes in a hotel lobby source: cnn.com \| share:	105
		Republicans on House Oversight Committee refuse to sign simple two-sentence statement denouncing white supremacy. UltraFARK: All 26 of them source: rawstory.com \| share:	145

Wed March 08, 2023
		Tucker's relationship with TFG is like Gollum with his precious source: mediaite.com \| share:	80

Tue March 07, 2023
		Person only slightly more real than Weedlord Bonerhitler offered opportunity to "win" CPAC straw poll for money source: politico.com \| share:	33
		"That means that, either the Trump Organization has fallen on hard times, found a bank willing to do business without responsible paperwork, or isn't telling the truth. " Or, yanno, all three seems pretty likely too source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	54
		Maybe Russian state TV shouldn't be shown on U.S. military bases source: huffpost.com \| share:	41
		Well it's not like the United States does not have a history of invading countries with a democratically elected president source: mediaite.com \| share:	94

Mon March 06, 2023
		DeSantis: "Make America Florida". . .Oh hell no source: npr.org \| share:	168
		Some Democrats have the temerity to almost maybe consider if Biden is too old and right-wing to adequately represent both the party and the country's non-White-Guy-centric future source: apnews.com \| share:	1227
		Fox's libel defamation defense hinges on the same set of laws its fans want to do away with source: apnews.com \| share:	65
		According to legal scholars, new DOJ memo may set up two potential indictments of Trump for inciting the insurrection. So something may potentially HAPPEN source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	185
		Rolling Stone proves once again that you don't fark with people who buy ink by the barrel source: rollingstone.com \| share:	124

Sat March 04, 2023
		I guess the honeymoon is truly over source: mediaite.com \| share:	37
		Republican strategist: "What does CPAC tell us about the modern Republican Party? Is it just one big grift?" Wait, when has the modern GOP not been a grift? source: mediaite.com \| share:	71

Fri March 03, 2023
		Proof that even a blind man in a dark room with dark glasses and a burlap sack over his head can under unusual circumstances see a teeny tiny bit of light source: rawstory.com \| share:	40
		TFG to propose Potemkin cities complete with flying cars source: rawstory.com \| share:	142
		Haw haw is all that subby has to say source: rawstory.com \| share:	82
		Little known fact: The "R" in Rivian stands for "Racism" source: rawstory.com \| share:	64

Thu March 02, 2023
		Wait. Maybe House Republicans don't care about their credibility? Maybe? source: msnbc.com \| share:	29
		Apparently the Justice Department has bravely decided that "incitement of imminent private violence" is not an official duty of a President who is upset that he lost an election, so he can be sued for Jan 6th source: usatoday.com \| share:	62
		George Santos does another illegal source: rawstory.com \| share:	74
		Much like a stupid man's Aristotle, DeSantis's popularity has surged by being confidently and decisively wrong about everything source: cnn.com \| share:	156

Wed March 01, 2023
		Act One: GOP's Mike Lee expresses "unfettered exuberance" about Elon Musk's Twitter takeover. Act Two: Lee lashes out at Twitter for suspending his account without explanation source: rawstory.com \| share:	84
		Get your Garland Derangement Syndrome on here with today's hearing with Merrick source: pbs.org \| share:	171

Tue February 28, 2023
		New poll of GOP primary voters reveals it ain't over till the fat baby sings source: thehill.com \| share:	140
		VERY CONCERNED Journalists: OMG the Foreperson of the Special Grand Jury in GA speaking publicly has RUINED EVERYTHING and Trump will get off Scott-free now. Actual Judge in the case: Naw, fam, it's cool, Jurors are totally allowed to do this source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	57

Mon February 27, 2023
		King of the Losers not invited to retreat for losers and claims he doesn't want to be with losers anyways because they will take away the loser light that shines on him. Loser source: yahoo.com \| share:	36
		Much like sexual molestation, Gym searched high and low but just couldn't find any of those 4000 daily illegal border crossings source: cleveland.com \| share:	66
		Good luck with that...oh wait, the SCOTUS is looking into it? source: yahoo.com \| share:	66
		With the Glorious Loyalty Crusade in full swing, Major -- de Coverley is on standby source: aol.com \| share:	37
		Just a reminder that this is going to be the week that SCOTUS invents a reason to kill student debt relief for once and for all source: slate.com \| share:	135

Sat February 25, 2023
		The people of East Palestine have consistently voted for the Republicans who deregulated the railroads that caused the disaster. They voted for the Republicans in charge of their state. So naturally, they're pissed off at the Democrats source: npr.org \| share:	166

Fri February 24, 2023
		The end of the World will be televised. And TFG will be right there to talk about how good his ratings were source: msn.com \| share:	50
		Hannity tries to be a journalist source: mediaite.com \| share:	30
		FBI thinks Trump is playing 'Shell Games' with classified documents. George R. R. Martin and Thomas Tudbury unavailable for comment source: mediaite.com \| share:	69
		Kevin McCarthy rewards the lunatics source: cnn.com \| share:	45
		Iowa republican voters want to be courted source: politico.com \| share:	41

Thu February 23, 2023
		Fact checking Trump's remarks in East Palestine. TL/DR It's lies all the way down, no turtles source: pennlive.com \| share:	61
		FOX: Taint. MSNBC: Tisn't. FARK: heh heh "taint" source: mediaite.com \| share:	55
		Sir, this is a McDonald's source: mediaite.com \| share:	124
		He went to Jared source: independent.co.uk \| share:	120
		Sir, this is an Arby's source: mediaite.com \| share:	139

Wed February 22, 2023
		Florida man upset over news coverage of his former friend source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	63
		As the orange light wanes, Dark Brandon only grows stronger source: npr.org \| share:	54
		Former president to visit the site of the train derailment in East Palestine and is reportedly planning to make it all about him. And something about moving the US Embassy in Israel to Jerusalem to stick it to the Palestinians source: independent.co.uk \| share:	65
		Vivek Ramaswamy has announced he will be a Republican candidate for president, and that he'll repeal Affirmative Action "on Day 1" if elected. No word yet on what this will mean for his ongoing obligations to the Dunmer, Almsivi, and Vvardenfell source: foxnews.com \| share:	128

Tue February 21, 2023
		Party that sent delegation to Moscow on the Fourth of July calls Biden's Ukraine visit "UnAmerican" source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	65
		Why are we keeping non violent drug offenders with stage 4 cancer in prison? NPR wants you to know it's because the Democrats wouldn't confirm Trump's judges source: npr.org \| share:	34
		Transportation Secretary Buttigieg has had enough with Norfolk Southern and has dropped the strongly worded letter. May God have mercy on us all source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	93
		It 'may' be HAPPENING: Georgia grand jury recommends indictments for "multiple" people in Trump probe source: cnbc.com \| share:	217
		Republican donors go shopping for candidates source: politico.com \| share:	34
		Politicians: Yes, yes, we know the last drug war was an utter failure that cost trillions of dollars, ruined countless lives, and accomplished nothing. But it'll be different this time, trust us source: npr.org \| share:	49
		The Montana GOP publicly censures member Marc Racicot, saying neither he nor the media should refer to Racicot as a Republican. That's two-term Montana Governor and former National GOP Chairman Marc Racicot source: ktvh.com \| share:	52

Mon February 20, 2023
		The GQP is growing increasingly worried that DeathSentence's anti-woke crusade has slipped the bonds of reasonableness and twisted into something tyrannical, oppressive, and fascist. But they'll support it anyway because, you know, stigginit source: cnn.com \| share:	93

Sun February 19, 2023
		Trump attorney needs own attorney source: alternet.org \| share:	71
		The Hill really wants to make Nikki Haley a thing. That's so fetch source: thehill.com \| share:	85
		MSNBC analyst think's TFG's indictment situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part, and TFG's just the guy to do it source: huffpost.com \| share:	55

Sat February 18, 2023
		TFG called Fox News to chat live on the air, but Fox said no. On the afternoon of January 6, 2021 source: cnn.com \| share:	86
		It is insane that we are considering this source: newsweek.com \| share:	217
		Trump headed to Ohio with industrial strength rolls of paper towels source: fox8.com \| share:	126

Fri February 17, 2023
		Republicans to adopt loyalty pledge, heel clicks for debate participants source: apnews.com \| share:	105
		Trump lawyers want to ban Access Hollywood tape from trial. Say it's not his type source: businessinsider.com \| share:	59
		Republicans have a plan to "restore dignity" to millions of Americans, by starving them. Oh, SNAP source: msn.com \| share:	158
		Kari Lake begins attacking DeSantis for reasons known only to her source: mediaite.com \| share:	80
		"North Korean propaganda has more nuance than Lou Dobbs" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	14
		Proud Boys will call Donald Trump as a witness. Surely he will save them source: politico.com \| share:	85

Thu February 16, 2023
		Freshman Senator Fetterman spotlights the mental health crisis in this country. Gritty nods approvingly source: cnbc.com \| share:	144
		Romney mitten slaps Trump, says he won't support him if he wins GOP nomination source: nbcnews.com \| share:	103
		Give it to me straight Doc. Is the ol' Bird good for one more Cannonball Run? source: usatoday.com \| share:	126
		Bolduc to Endorse Nikki Haley. Blackadder isn't going to like this source: nhjournal.com \| share:	43
		Nikki Haley co-opts "OK Boomer" as her new campaign slogan source: msn.com \| share:	93
		Headline writer used the word "reasoning" in connection with a story about an 8-word bill filed by unindicted 1/6 co-conspirator Rep. Thomas Massie to abolish the Department of Education source: msn.com \| share:	57

Wed February 15, 2023
		Just a few short decades ago, asking a corrupt, hate fueled politician "Have you no sense of Decency?" was enough to finish them off. Now, shamelessness is worn like a gilded crown among Republicans, and it'll only get worse if left unchecked source: npr.org \| share:	96
		"This is an outrage -- I simply cannot pleasure myself to that outfit without a white bonnet" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	30

Tue February 14, 2023
		Happy Valentine's Day from Plenty of Batsh*t Crazy Fish source: 8newsnow.com \| share:	38
		Amazon, AT&T, Comcast, Disney and Walmart are proud supporters of Ron DeSantis History Month source: theguardian.com \| share:	49
		There are still a few things we don't know, such as where are the contents of those folders marked Top Secret? Also if Junior and Eric were to sneak into a secure facility wear a cow costume, who would be the back end? source: mediaite.com \| share:	41

Mon February 13, 2023
		TFG professes his love for Up With People source: mediaite.com \| share:	127
		Steve Bannon is scrambling to find new lawyers in his current trial after stiffing the previous attorneys who defended his many crimes. Seems like a win-win for decent folks everywhere source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	39
		TFG was using classified folder to block a bright light on his nightstand, as one does.. Next classified material found will presumably have been used to wipe Big Mac juice off pie hole source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	68

Sat February 11, 2023
		Big Head squares off with Tiny Hands for the future of the GQP source: nbcnews.com \| share:	38

Fri February 10, 2023
		Lunatic fringe donors get on the DeSantis jalopy source: thehill.com \| share:	31

Thu February 09, 2023
		Pence subpoenaed. Oh to be a fly on the wall source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	114
		"Rowr, fffttt ffftt" source: nbcnews.com \| share:	75
		Biden's SOTU was so bad that he might as well resign the office and invite Trump to finish out his term. According to the political experts at CNBC source: cnbc.com \| share:	87

Wed February 08, 2023
		Sorry, Mike, but we have the receipts. "It will be my objective to phase out Social Security, to pull it up from the roots and get rid of it" source: newsweek.com \| share:	185

Sun February 05, 2023
		Republicans are having a hard time criticizing Biden over the Chinese spy balloon. Here's Marco Rubio humiliating himself source: yahoo.com \| share:	176
		A network of Kochs' will attempt to do what nobody else seems capable of: Koch-blocking orange Julius and screwing him out of the nomination source: time.com \| share:	91
		I wonder if there's a way to crap on a hero's legacy and honor a man with no honor? Republicans reply with, "challenge accepted" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	79

Sat February 04, 2023
		Trump: parents should have more say in schools. Like electing Principals or something source: mediaite.com \| share:	65
		GOP's WinRed LosesGreen source: huffpost.com \| share:	47
		Subby's advice: get a cashier's check source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	45
		No matter which version is correct, we all win a little source: yahoo.com \| share:	46

Fri February 03, 2023
		Kari Lake hopes to lose senate bid next source: politico.com \| share:	68

Thu February 02, 2023
		George Santos explains the mysterious but totally legit source of his campaign cash: he got it from Crypto-bros source: msn.com \| share:	58
		OK, hear me out on this one. What if the problem isn't actually voter fraud, but Donald Trump? source: msnbc.com \| share:	67
		Bonesaw Golf Tour coming to Trump National Golf Course, located in Virginia on the shores of what many fine people on both sides called the 'River of Blood' source: insidenova.com \| share:	31

Wed February 01, 2023
		This is all perfectly normal, all defendants would get this treatment from a judge source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	76
		"Arizona Republicans fear they may blow it again" - and by 'it', they in no way mean the men's health model with the rugged chin with just the right amount of stubble source: politico.com \| share:	50
		Buried lede: "A legal document that read like a joke, with Trump attorney Alina Habba going as far as claiming there is formally no such thing as the 'Trump Organization' " source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	103

Tue January 31, 2023
		TFG sues Bob Woodward on the grounds that he agreed to be recorded for Woodward's book, but not for the audiobook version source: nbcnews.com \| share:	157
		Well of course he does. Capone wasn't the subject of as many federal investigations source: yahoo.com \| share:	82
		Just how much of a drooling moron do you have to be at this point to be "disappointed" by the fact that a Donald Trump "campaign speech" is nothing more than a jumbled word salad of hatred, insanity, and grievance? Oh, hello Governor Sununu source: ca.finance.yahoo.com \| share:	55

Mon January 30, 2023
		Some Pecker meets with prosecutors over TFG's pecker. Enquiring minds want to know source: cnn.com \| share:	47
		Trump: "Putin is more trustworthy than US intelligence agents." This is not a repeat source: mediaite.com \| share:	124

Sun January 29, 2023
		TFG: "I had to drop my lawsuits so I didn't get fined again, so how about dropping this one against me? .. Judge: "Nope" source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	41

Sat January 28, 2023
		Popcorn futures rise as proud boys plan to subpoena TFG in their sedition trial source: huffpost.com \| share:	103
		DOJ to investigate the man most responsible for the use of the Fake tag the past month source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	56

Fri January 27, 2023
		After losing the House in 2018, losing the presidency in 2020, and vastly underperforming in 2022, the RNC takes the bold step of re-electing Ronna McDaniel as their chair source: politico.com \| share:	83

Thu January 26, 2023
		JB tells AP not to give in to a racist SOB source: chicago.suntimes.com \| share:	109
		The GQP is in a fuhrer over the selection of their new party leader, will settle the matter with secret ballots source: cnn.com \| share:	54

Wed January 25, 2023
		Oh, come on guys: Now we're going all the way back to the Carter days with these classified documents fiascos? source: apnews.com \| share:	61
		Kevin McCarthy says that Schiff and Swalwell can't be on the Intelligence Committee because integrity matters. That's the joke source: mediaite.com \| share:	68

Tue January 24, 2023
		Trump drops a second lawsuit against Letitia James to save another $1 million in fines. What a cheapskate source: cnbc.com \| share:	48
		Looks like drag show Georgie caught a whiff of right-wing cash and pulled the ol' Diamond and Silk-style switcheroo source: businessinsider.com \| share:	45
		Mike Pence, come on down. You're the next contestant on "Whose Home Was Found to Contain Classified Documents Now?" crowd boos source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	307
		Due to a lot of embarrassment and tears, Lucy takes her football and goes home source: msn.com \| share:	90
		Guy who lies about having bariatric surgery angling for campaign donations from Bonesaw source: nbcnews.com \| share:	47

Mon January 23, 2023
		Ronna McDaniel becomes the latest Republican to learn the lesson the hard way that Trump's vaunted "loyalty" goes one way and one way only source: msn.com \| share:	29
		Trump wants to ditch his current partner and go back to his old flame source: msn.com \| share:	69
		TFG weighs in on Monterey and Atlanta and you don't even have to read the farking article to know how it went source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	127

Sat January 21, 2023
		Newsweek pulls Trump's greatest hits out of the cutout bin. 'Oh Hillary' and 'Barak around the clock' don't stand the test of time. 'Biden my time' remix and 'My vaccinated heart' fail to chart source: newsweek.com \| share:	57

Fri January 20, 2023
		Stopped clocked trifecta in play source: vice.com \| share:	66
		New class of Senate Republicans come down with an even worse case of Trump MAGA fever than the last class. Probably no amount of medication will help source: vox.com \| share:	60
		"Under no circumstances should Republicans vote to cut a single penny from Medicare or Social Security," says... wait, that can't be right source: politico.com \| share:	131
		Michigan Republican Party Trumped around and found out source: bridgemi.com \| share:	39
		Unimpressed by his defense involving invisible evidence, court tells Scowly-Face Peter Navarro he's going to trial this month source: politico.com \| share:	21
		With that level of fire. TFG has no hair left, also lighter $1 million dollars source: cnbc.com \| share:	58

Thu January 19, 2023
		TFG wants the reporter at Politico arrested so he can out Alito as the source of the leak and allow the Democrats to impeach him in 2024. The Aristocrats source: mediaite.com \| share:	86
		Republicans are threatening to let the economy completely tank to own the libs, apparently source: businessinsider.com \| share:	165
		To-Do List (in case I win) - Step 1: Visit Jeffrey Epstein's grave (bring flowers). Step 2: Commence the demise of the whole world (complain loudly and blame others the entire time the world burns) source: msn.com \| share:	68
		GOP member of the WI Elections board who recently said the GOP "can be especially proud" of lowered turnout in Milwaukee in 2022, "with the major reduction happening in the overwhelming Black and Hispanic areas" can't understand why he should resign source: msn.com \| share:	68
		Trump: Of course I didn't sexually assault E. Jean Carroll, because she's not my type. Also Trump (when shown a picture of E. Jean Carroll): That's Marla, yeah. That's my wife source: mediaite.com \| share:	126

Wed January 18, 2023
		Looking for credibility, the Bonesaw Golf Tour to team up with the network which brings you "Masters of Illusion" source: usatoday.com \| share:	6

Tue January 17, 2023
		Dolan announces run for Senate in 2024. Gooby, Bogs Binny, Spoderman unavailable for comment source: huffpost.com \| share:	42
		NPR to the New York Times Pitchbot: Hold our artisanal tote bag source: npr.org \| share:	42
		New poll says Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis beats Biden in 2024 matchup -- but Trump doesn't ...which is somewhat good. Maybe. Nope, still not good source: mediaite.com \| share:	169

Mon January 16, 2023
		Sure, Matt. That'll totally change wimmin's minds source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	95

Sun January 15, 2023
		Americans expect Republicans to Republican source: usatoday.com \| share:	45
		How did the GQP botch Pennsylvania so bad? source: politico.com \| share:	94
		It has come to this: George Santos stealing clothing source: businessinsider.com \| share:	99

Sat January 14, 2023
		Trump prevented 34% of major corporations from paying income tax source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	79

Fri January 13, 2023
		DeathSentence wants to practice for the White House by claiming executive privilege, which doesn't exist in the state government source: politico.com \| share:	42
		Stand Back and Blame Me source: businessinsider.com \| share:	28

Thu January 12, 2023
		If only we were all Steve Bannon's lawyers source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	72
		You know who else hated being compared to Adolf Hitler? source: politicalflare.com \| share:	80

Wed January 11, 2023
		Trump: Time for the FBI to raid all of Joe Biden's homes over classified documents source: businessinsider.com \| share:	191
		Sorry, Tucker, but Watergate was NOT a conspiracy between Carl Bernstein and the FBI to bring down Nixon, you dolt source: mediaite.com \| share:	57
		Today in "Every accusation is a confession", "Suspiciously specific denials", and "Trump spouts some nonsense": Trump Wildly Speculates Biden Gave Classified Docs to China Before Adding Denial No One Asked For: 'I Certainly Wouldn't Do That' source: msn.com \| share:	55

Tue January 10, 2023
		Baked Alaska gets two months in the cooler source: cnn.com \| share:	59
		This is all very routine, everyone can expect this kind of treatment from the courts source: nydailynews.com \| share:	26
		The two-year-long celebration of Festivus in the Republican controlled House officially begins source: msn.com \| share:	120

Mon January 09, 2023
		Biden's lawyers discover classified materials and immediately contact the appropriate agencies to inform them of the situation to get things returned as quickly and forthright as possible. So obviously he deserves to be impeached for it. /s source: cbsnews.com \| share:	188
		Jim Jordan is in the ring, about to bodyslam the DOJ's investigation into DOJ, and... BAH GAWD KING, IS THAT GLEN KIRSCHNER'S ENTRANCE MUSIC? source: msn.com \| share:	59
		"Hakeem Jeffries gave the speech that Kevin McCarthy should have - but won't" source: cnn.com \| share:	36

Sun January 08, 2023
		Tech issues could unite Congress source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	27
		Monster assures his fellow monsters that 2024 will be the year of monsters source: newsweek.com \| share:	61
		The names of 81 false electors who tried to usurp the 2020 election without any legal consequence are signed into the Congressional record. Oh Lawd, is that Dana Nessel's music I hear? source: cnn.com \| share:	67

Sat January 07, 2023
		Repeating the same lies may work with the masses, but it doesn't work with judges source: cnn.com \| share:	25

Fri January 06, 2023
		Republicans refused to appear on CNN for several years so they wouldn't anger Trump. And somehow this was CNN's fault and the new CEO is a goddamn hero for moving the network back to the Center source: mediaite.com \| share:	75
		Trump call logs may log trouble source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	65
		Trump sued over his part in the death of Capitol Police Officer Brian Sicknick source: npr.org \| share:	61
		"The most obvious speaker solution is also the most radical. Just find a few Democrats already. Form a freaking coalition. Edge out these hardline Republicans and get the House to work" source: cnn.com \| share:	276
		Jack Smith adds two more prosecutors to the team, investigation is expanding, but surely this means nothing and ain't nothing gonna happen source: cnn.com \| share:	108
		A reasonable question from Laura Ingraham: "You can't say, 'I'm a man of principle and I believe in X, Y, and Z, but if he gives me X, Y, and Z, I'm not gonna vote for him.' How does that make sense?" She's right, you know source: mediaite.com \| share:	70

Tue January 03, 2023
		Pete Buttigieg now running Delta Airlines also source: newsweek.com \| share:	18

Sun January 01, 2023
		Failure fails again, by throwing a New Year's Eve media party that nobody showed up for. What a loser source: businessinsider.com \| share:	116
		Monstrous creature rebels against Dr. Frankenstein. This is not a repeat from 1818 source: mediaite.com \| share:	101
		The most batshiat political moments of 2022 source: vox.com \| share:	50

Fri December 30, 2022
		"(Ginni) Thomas' interview with the January 6 Select Committee's 845-page final report revealed, during questioning by the January 6 Select Committee, that her knowledge "wasn't very deep" when she bought into Trump's Big Lie" source: alternet.org \| share:	52
		What the January 6 Committee's final report missed because they wanted to concentrate on taking down Trump source: motherjones.com \| share:	45

Thu December 29, 2022
		Trump threatens to leave the Grand Old Party and form the Old Party of Grandness. SPLITTER source: mediaite.com \| share:	193

Wed December 28, 2022
		When Gorsuch is the voice of reason (along with Jackson) source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	57
		Incompetent Billionaire CEO has a good chuckle on-air with his fellow Plutocrats about the 5,000 people whose lives he upended by taking away their jobs in a fit of pique. And now we'd like to thank our podcast's sponsor Robespierre's Guillotines source: msn.com \| share:	59
		At one point in a debate with his Democratic opponent Robert Zimmerman, Jew-ish Republican George Santos cut in and asked, "Do you have an honest moment inside of you ever when you're campaigning?" The clip has not aged well source: mediaite.com \| share:	133

Mon December 26, 2022
		Florida man realizes he has no future and no hope, goes on crazy rampage against former friend source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	153
		West Point to remove all its Confederate monuments from campus. In other news, West Point still had Confederate monuments on campus source: cnn.com \| share:	120
		Per Jamie Raskin, we are now at the 'How would the Secret Service deal with TFG serving a de facto life sentence in prison?' phase of things source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	109
		Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please source: thehill.com \| share:	63

Sun December 25, 2022
		Stupid is as stupid does source: msn.com \| share:	35

Sat December 24, 2022
		'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through Mar-A-Lago, a creature was ranting and raving like Iago source: msn.com \| share:	171

Fri December 23, 2022
		How DC National Guard almost deployed in response to 1/6 US Capitol terrorist attack without permission, emphasis on "almost" source: militarytimes.com \| share:	73
		How do Americans feel about Elon Musk? Just like in an election, about a third of respondents think one way, a third feel another way, and the last set have no clue what the hell is going on source: fivethirtyeight.com \| share:	64
		Senators decide that Democracy shouldn't rest on Mike Pence's courage source: npr.org \| share:	34
		According to Hope Hicks, even Trump thought that SIdney Powell's "The Ghost of Hugo Chavez Stole the electiion" theory "sounded pretty nuts"...which did nothing to stop him from promoting it in social media and fund-raising off of it source: mediaite.com \| share:	38
		This just in. Joe Biden is STILL your President source: nypost.com \| share:	55
		The Metaverse is a Metanothing. TikTok is about to become illegal. Elmo is burning Twitter to the ground. Is it the end of social media as we know it? source: npr.org \| share:	117
		Even "free speech absolutist" Elmo has his limits when it comes to Half Scoop exercising his coke fueled Photoshopping source: yahoo.com \| share:	59

Thu December 22, 2022
		Sean Hannity testified under oath in a deposition that he did not believe former President Donald Trump's claims about voting machine fraud in the 2020 election, which just proves how deep the conspiracy to rig the election goes source: mediaite.com \| share:	50

Wed December 21, 2022
		"All those highly paid political consultants suck," says highly paid political consultant source: huffpost.com \| share:	21
		You most likely paid more in income taxes post-pandemic than Donald Trump did source: cnn.com \| share:	117

Mon December 19, 2022
		In this universe, criminal charges against Trump will benefit him, because his supporters will be fired up source: mediaite.com \| share:	25
		In Court, you may plead Guilty, Not Guilty, or "Your Honour, I blame my Criminal Lawyer" source: newsweek.com \| share:	76
		GOP Rep-elect George Santos is either a huge liar or was sent back in time to stop Richard Nixon's head and the upcoming robot uprising source: yahoo.com \| share:	44
		Help Wanted: Men & Women ages 25-55 to play the role of an intrepid political news reporter. Compensation will be making a sad, old man very happy. Ugly women need not apply. NDA required source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	62
		Trump earned a few referrals, never passed sophomore English or US Government source: nbcnews.com \| share:	484
		It's been an incredible series gripping viewers with shocking plot twists, and now comes the series finale of the January 6th Committee hearings. How will it end? A "St. Elsewhere" ending with I'm Eric shaking a snowglobe? Tune in at 1 p.m. ET source: cbsnews.com \| share:	834

Sat December 17, 2022
		RI Congressman David Cicilline has drafted a bill that bars Donald Trump from running for public office. "You don't get to lead a government you tried to destroy" source: abc6.com \| share:	71

Fri December 16, 2022
		Always has Kinzinger, always has source: chicago.suntimes.com \| share:	59
		One... two... three... THREE potential criminal referrals for Trump. Ha ha ha ha source: politico.com \| share:	328

Thu December 15, 2022
		Predictions for for when we will see a Trump indictment to the left, ANGH to the right. TLDR: so many subpoenas source: vice.com \| share:	233
		DeSantis hums a conservative tuna while Trump flounders, but whoever wins, the future is crappie and everyone gets a haddock source: politico.com \| share:	49

Wed December 14, 2022
		He's going to roll around in radioactive waste, isn't he? source: yahoo.com \| share:	146
		Former President Donald Trump is calling GOP House members to help Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) become Speaker. GOP House members are responding by saying, "I don't know you. Who is this? I'm hanging up the phone. Prank caller, prank caller" source: mediaite.com \| share:	56
		A Nazi, a pedophile, and a rapist walk up to the bar. Bartender says, "Welcome to the CPAC Christmas party, gents" source: msn.com \| share:	65
		"You think I don't know how farking old I am?" source: nypost.com \| share:	191
		In other news Russia is apparently running out of bullets, at least the good ones source: msn.com \| share:	45

Tue December 13, 2022
		Why doesn't this surprise me? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	83

Mon December 12, 2022
		Agent Smith subpoenas Georgia Secretary of State source: cnn.com \| share:	53
		Rick Scott says Herschel Walker will be a leader in the GOP "for years to come." Democrats thrilled source: businessinsider.com \| share:	85

Sun December 11, 2022
		If Herschel Walker's wife hadn't flashed that toy badge, hypocritically paid for all those abortions and mused about China stealing everyone's clean air, maybe he wouldn't have lost source: alternet.org \| share:	69

Fri December 09, 2022
		Sock it to me? source: mediaite.com \| share:	66
		It's time for Alternate Reality with Kellyanne Conway source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	65
		RNC emails reveal fascists' fraying fabric source: politico.com \| share:	83
		Meadows, Eastman, Clark, Giuliani, and Trump source: cnn.com \| share:	57
		Elon Musk gives you two more reasons to leave Twitter source: mediamatters.org \| share:	93
(We Are Iowa)		Iowa city fails to learn the most basic lesson about holding a Trump rally source: weareiowa.com \| share:	76

Thu December 08, 2022
		Anti-corruption groups says it can't give away corrupt crypto kid money because it already spent it as fast as it got it source: businessinsider.com \| share:	10
		Inside the doomed Walker campaign, complete with winning quotes: "Stop being a moron on TV," "If you think that's how it works, you're smoking drugs," and pic of unironically upside-down Women sign source: nbcnews.com \| share:	64
		MTG is INSULTED that Herschel Walker wouldn't allow her to campaign for him. What was she gonna do, have an abortion at a rally? source: mediaite.com \| share:	93
		Hannity encourages Republicans to vote by mail, 'cuz if you can't beat 'em or Gerrymander 'em or suppress 'em, then join 'em source: mediaite.com \| share:	59

Wed December 07, 2022
		Don's Diner keeps attracting the finest people source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	58
		Elon Musk is #2 source: mediaite.com \| share:	44
		A team of two have searched several of TFG's properties for any remaining classified materials. Fark: The "team" was hired by TFG's lawyers source: cnn.com \| share:	78

Tue December 06, 2022
		Meanwhile, special counsel Jack Smith is making it rain subpoenas in Wisconsin, Michigan, Arizona and Pennsylvania source: apnews.com \| share:	62
		Facebook's own Oversight Board just told the Zuckerbot that his "VIP Program" is bullshiat source: npr.org \| share:	8
		Arizona tells Kari to go jump in the Lake source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	71
		J6 committee says criminal referrals are coming. Charges and voltages to be determined source: cbsnews.com \| share:	437
		Semi-sentient cookie duster and lip toupee threatens to take impotent action years too late to stop monster he spent 18 months serving source: nbcnews.com \| share:	95
		Remember that Manhattan DA case against Trump that seemed to have fizzled out? Well, it looks like someone's refilled the ol' SodaStream and pumped it back up again source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	55
		Rudy, the man, the myth, the legend. Long live Rudy source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	60

Mon December 05, 2022
		Let's see how TFG is doing in a potential primary in deep red Utah... Oh my source: mediaite.com \| share:	98
		Last week: top GOP'ers silent over TFG's Nazi dinner party. This week: top GOP'ers silent over TFG's shredding of the US Constitution. It's as if they signed away their balls source: nbcnews.com \| share:	101

Sun December 04, 2022
		Biden slams Tangerine Insurrectionist for calling to overturn the constitution source: mediaite.com \| share:	107
		Dear AP: As long as these "celebrities" keep getting media attention, they cycle of hate will spin on and on and on source: apnews.com \| share:	69
		Please excuse Shannon for biting, kicking, and spitting on six deputies after she was kicked off a plane on Thanksgiving for asking passengers she thought to be Latino if they were "smuggling cocaine." Sincerely, Epstein's Uncle (AKA Chris Christie) source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	102
		I cannot see a way Kanye's ever coming back from this source: consequence.net \| share:	155

Sat December 03, 2022
		It's afraid source: huffpost.com \| share:	98

Fri December 02, 2022
(truthout)		Well, at least they'll be multi-tasking and not solely focusing on investigating Hunter Biden's laptop source: truthout.org \| share:	119
		Trump Org lawyers: "Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?" source: aol.com \| share:	85
		DeSantis may need to court the nazi vote source: alternet.org \| share:	36
		White nationalist Vincent James says they've "Infiltrated the Mainstream Flank of GOP Politics". No shiat source: rightwingwatch.org \| share:	61

Thu December 01, 2022
		11th Circuit fires Cannon. Unfortunately, not into the sun source: cnn.com \| share:	149
		Tim Cook has developed incredible skills in handling prickly, erratic, self-absorbed billionaires source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	7
		How I Became a Huge Asshole, by Ron DeSantis source: firstcoastnews.com \| share:	74
		Daily Show points out that Fox News is, essentially, StormFront TV source: mediaite.com \| share:	94
		Musk retracts 2 day old claims that Tim Apple was going to remove Twitter from the App Store, recommended that Elon really ought to take his lithium tablets source: politico.com \| share:	25

Wed November 30, 2022
		Newly elected US Rep. Dale Strong (R-AL5) endorses TFG for President in 2024, invites him to rally in his district. Truly he represents white supremacist majority in Alabama source: whnt.com \| share:	26
		"I am beyond happy. He has absolutely never had to face a consequence in his entire life. This will be the very first time. He's spent his life making others pay-this was past due for him" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	68
		White Supremacist denies he was part of secret plan to embarrass Trump, it's not like Trump needs help in embarrassing himself source: mediaite.com \| share:	54
		The left has begun this year's War on Christmas by checks notes going after the new Santa Clause movie? We really need to step up our game, guys source: washingtonexaminer.com \| share:	193
		That little temper tantrum that the GOP-dominated Board of Elections for Cochise County, AZ is throwing where they are refusing to certify the results of this last election? It could cost the GOP a seat in the US House of Representatives source: msn.com \| share:	64
		Like ringing a bell for Pavlov's Dog, Elmo's whining gets multiple Republicans to threaten Apple with legal action and antitrust investigations source: forbes.com \| share:	116

Tue November 29, 2022
		As had been said by others, "He had the right to remain silent, he just doesn't have the ability" source: msn.com \| share:	71
		Nothing up my sleeve... presto source: cnn.com \| share:	56
		Ron DeSantis displays the Republican commitment to the free market and corporate autonomy- unless the company does something they don't like source: msn.com \| share:	213
		If you were wondering how Kanye ended up palling around with a neo-Nazi like Nick Fuentes in the first place, the answer is a Kevin Bacon game of awful people. Alex Jones' producer introduced him to Milos Yiannopoulos who hooked him up with Fuentes source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	106

Mon November 28, 2022
		Susan Collins is concerned about Trump meeting with Nazis source: businessinsider.com \| share:	92
		Seven lawmakers who broke congressional conflicts-of-interest laws will soon be unable to break congressional conflicts-of-interest laws because they will no longer be lawmakers source: businessinsider.com \| share:	27

Sun November 27, 2022
		Fox viewers think Volkswagen is still owned and run by the Nazis source: foxnews.com \| share:	249

Sat November 26, 2022
		Widespread non-evidence of voter fraud widely detected in midterms source: apnews.com \| share:	57

Fri November 25, 2022
		TFG's handlers tearing out their hair over him inviting Nazis to dinner source: nbcnews.com \| share:	166
		Twitter has lost 50 of its 100 most important advertisers since Edgelord Manbaby took over. In other news, there are still 50 important advertisers on Twitter source: npr.org \| share:	48
		Nice Patrick Franklin quote, Donnie source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	79
		"Trump was perturbed by Ye asking the former president to be his running mate in 2024" source: businessinsider.com \| share:	102

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