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Mon January 10, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
CDC warns against travel to Canada, presumably because of Canadians' tendency to spit in American tourist's faces when they refuse to wear a damn mask at the local Tim Hortons
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Sat December 18, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sign outside shouldda told ya
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Wed December 15, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Thank you everyone for attending our secret FBI meeting. We'll start soon, but first, SEND IN THE PROSTITUTES. Also, did everyone bring illegal drugs so we can bribe local law enforcement? Excellent"
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Tue December 14, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"There were four sequences showing very strange patterns that we had never seen before. I felt a lot of emotions in my heart." Inside the Botswana lab that discovered Omicron
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Tue December 07, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The COVID-19 vaccination map looks almost exactly like the 2020 election map, which I guess means that we can just overturn the entire pandemic with a few strategically placed lawsuits of questionable validity
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Sun December 05, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Teaching English in Japan can be fatal
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Sat December 04, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian government makes cell phone ownership mandatory in order to travel
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Thu December 02, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Idiots still spreading article saying that Omicron is mild, as if anyone knows. Meanwhile, South Africa keeps releasing accurate updates
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Mon November 15, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Fenster released from Myanmar prison. No word if Keyser Soze was involved
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Sat November 13, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you're rich enough, it doesn't matter how many election laws you break
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Tue November 02, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Justice Alito, paging Justice Alito to the white courtesy phone. No, the really really white one
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Fri October 29, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jeff Fartenberry told by judge he's not trustworthy
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Thu October 28, 2021
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Your Fark Bosphorial Madlib of the Day: Turkey deports Syrian refugees over bananas controversy on social media
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Supreme Court may actually try to curtail foreigners from legally bribing American politicians
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Fri October 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
US will welcome foreign visitors starting in November as long as they're okay with getting shot
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In which the Taliban pinkie-swears they'll use all the free money for "humanitarian aid". Cue the "Uh huh, yeah right" GIF
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Sun October 10, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
The Taliban, unlike the U.S., understands Maxim 29: "The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less"
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