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Thu September 29, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Joke's on him, Obama used all the toilets
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Why not re-label it a Halloween dance and save money on decorations?
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Wed September 28, 2022
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Along with a new King, guess what else you get, U.K. Farkers? MURDER HORNETS
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Can we finally talk about how stupid Linkedln is?
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Eating raw corn is legal
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(Some Barefoot Contessa)
 
 
 
Claire's gone from pickle incidents to big sausage party
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving dinner 2022 could cost an arm and a (turkey) leg
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
MTG: shoot pigs from a helicopter with me to help American farmers and stop Communism Or: a semi-veiled threat to kill Democrats
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What are some weird rituals that you do everyday?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump: These nonwhite guys here at the White House... they're waiters, right?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Candy corn recalled for being candy corn
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Well, she's not kidnapped anymore. You're welcome
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Tue September 27, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The man who recruited fellow migrants for Ron DeSantis' flight to Martha's Vineyard was told not to talk to reporters. He told CNN
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(All Recipes)
 
 
 
So my elderly dad, who ironically introduced me to spicy food, accidentally planted habaneros and HAF jalapeños this year in the garden and can't eat them. I'm going with McCormick pickle spice, white vinegar, tomatillos and sugar. Any ideas?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I would like to get involved in my town government, but I have no idea where to start. How do I find out which offices in my town are up for election? How do I get my name on the ballot?
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Which (absent) fast food chain would you want brought near you and why?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New proposal would put the nutrition labels nobody reads on the front of the package, but they still won't tell you the percentage of meat in that hotdog
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(Money Control (India))
 
 
 
Home, work, church, farking - pretty much anywhere besides your car
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is picking the last of his tomatoes and peppers from his garden, and seeing what other cold-weathered crops are working for him. This is your Tuesday Gardening thread, and Subby is jalapeno business
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just as Homer Simpson said, "You don't make friends with salad"
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month August 2022 voting for Food
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Mon September 26, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a great day to create. What are you working on this week? Welcome to your weekly arting thread
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Story about how Florida guy is champion pizza maker. All I can see is hair ending up in the dough
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Claire's added cheese to her latest pickle incident. She's clearly building up to mayo
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Sun September 25, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Yogurt, monarchs, car companies, and the US Postal Service are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, September 15-21: Red Panda Edition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently all it took to get Americans to start eating healthier was to make food more expensive. Who knew?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently all it took to get Americans to start eating healthier was to make food more expensive. Who knew?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Tales of gardening and growing things
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Russia makes some bloody good candy bars
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(Science Direct)
 
 
 
Your depressed friend wants steak
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eat moar bugs
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Sat September 24, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"What do you get to eat at college, hun?" "Lunchables"
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Fri September 23, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Happy 133rd birthday Nintendo
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(The Northern Echo (UK))
 
 
 
Photo of poor quality school canteen food goes viral. School response: "The academy has a clear policy on the use of mobile phones by students during the day which are not allowed"
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Thu September 22, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy birthday Bilbo and Frodo, may the hair on your toes never fall out
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
OC man facing twenty years in prison for getting 'a tad' upset over his lack of coffee on an American Airlines flight
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(MSN)
 
 
 
FDA warning about "NyQuil Chicken" results in spiked interest, trending tweets about "NyQuil Chicken." Follow-up tag trumps Obvious tag, but just barely
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Your pizza needs more hash browns
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Wed September 21, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Greenland chef's menu does not specialize in frozen food
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(World Central Kitchen)
 
Hero
 
5 years after Hurricane Maria, it's that time again. Help Chef Jose Andres and hundreds of volunteers feed people in the devastation of Hurricane Fiona. Because food is a universal human right and they need more than paper towels
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
A housefly visits a garbage bin, a pile of dog feces, a dead possum, a store dumpster, a bit of sewer runoff and then it sneaks through an open window into your home, lands on your food and proceeds to vomit all this up on your food. Bon Appétit
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Tue September 20, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Stealing food out of children's mouths is apparently still a crime
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The Pickle Sandwich Incident
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New, high-tech updates at the airport will streamline the process with a bags first system, automated lanes, and artificially intelligent robots to fondle your balls before boarding
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Mon September 19, 2022
(HipHopVibes)
 
 
 
Houston woman walks into Turkey Leg Hut unclothed, even though the dress code is clearly stated on the door
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(HipHopVibes)
 
 
 
Houston woman walks into Turkey Leg Hut unclothed, even though the dress code is clearly stated on the door
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(Starbucks Man)
 
 
 
Wait, you go to Starbucks to eat?
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(Starbucks Man)
 
 
 
Wait, you go to Starbucks to eat?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hello, inspiring, creative Farkers. This is your weekly arting thread. Share your craft, art, hobbies, or what inspires you
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
That's why he gets paid the big bucks
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
No, it's the pizza. And the other inebriation gustation
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Time to Taste the Rainbow. It is Food Wars USA vs UK: Skittles edition
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Sun September 18, 2022
(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
The best places to eat in Detroit listed for tourists. It could happen
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your super secret to public speaking?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: From canoes to carriers, share your stories involving boats
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Hungry-Man Double Boneless Fried Chicken Bowl, reviewed. It's a microwaveable paper bowl, it contains soggy-crusted fried chicken patties, and it has mac and cheese as a side. And it has 2410mg of sodium goodness
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Sat September 17, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your earliest memory?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Get new toothpaste. Pay more than a dollar
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The incredible inflatable egg
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Florida Man, British food, sports, and booze are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, September 8-14: Aubergine Edition
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"Under-the-counter machines are undeniably beautiful, almost erotic in a way"
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Fri September 16, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Any one have any experience with home camera systems they want to share? Nothing too elaborate, I just want to be able to spy on the cats. Not interested in anything with a subscription
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Often people turn to food when they are feeling stressed or sad, but experts say listening to music by the likes of Amy Winehouse and Eminem can stop you from comfort eating
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: If you're going to pretend to be disabled to get free money from the government, try not to be seen walking, using your left hand, or carrying a giant bag of cat food
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Food delivery robot with an unflinching work ethic barges through crime scene, leaving police confused
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
The entire food chain is collapsing. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Even your neighbors may soon be prawns in game of life
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Thu September 15, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
De-pluralize a movie, TV series or book title. E.g. Jaw, Star War
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for September 15 is rancid, as in: After several incidents the Sex Pistols rancid vicious out of the band
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Wed September 14, 2022
(Earth.com)
 
 
 
Don't bogart that DDT, man
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The intern isn't allowed to touch the air fryer, so she's draining fried foods directly onto trash
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What was the best thing you ever bought at a garage/yard sale?
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Tue September 13, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Subscribe to my Patreon and I'll tell you how food stamps taste
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Trash panda gonna trash panda
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The Ketchup isn't Royal any longer
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Pennsyltucky man brings cinder block to food fight
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(AOL)
 
 
 
HelloToilet
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Your fast food brioche bun is about as "authentic" as those Wendy's "artisans"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
CBC announces bountiful banana crop on BC-Yukon border
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Mon September 12, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Good evening, crafty Farkers. Here is your belated weekly Arting thread
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
...and yet
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(CBC)
 
 
 
New Crunchy Frog salad found to lack crunchiness
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The secret to seasoning "to taste": Imagine what will impress other people. Because that's what you are trying to do, foodie
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(Orion Magazine)
 
 
 
You are what you eat, and you are food, and mushrooms are good to eat, but mushrooms will not eat you
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The Yukon has gone bananas
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Can humans grow safe-to-eat food in microgravity? Well, can we?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Great, a desire for food cooked outside the home is another way to kill our planet. Not because we eat, because it needs packaging
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Sun September 11, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Whose cheese is this? Nacho cheese anymore, lady
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
"I had my phone by my hip and he reached over, hung up my call and said, 'I'm trying to talk to you.'"
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Having reached the end of his leash, Theo picks up a knife and threatens the dog walker
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Adventures in dating
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Sat September 10, 2022
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
When is enough enough?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper" is just nonsense
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Regional food, bands ending their run, climate change, and the Emmys are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, September 1-7: Pumpkin Spice Edition
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Hawaii's newest cat cafe, Toe Beans and Dreams, offers a welcoming space for rescued felines and helps empower the disabled youth employees who care for them. Please extend a warm Caturday welcome to them and their partner, KAT charities
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Green Mountain Coffee has some of the best filters subby ever saw
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I need suggestions for a good non-gaming laptop (my old laptop has an Intel Core I3 processor which doesn't support Windows 11). All I want is one that's fast and has a number pad baked into the keyboard..no fancy bells or whistles
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Fri September 09, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It is said that an army marches on its stomach, could be why the US Army is directing soldiers to apply for food stamps to fight inflation
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The fast food industry is rapidly moving INTO THE FUTURE, which essentially means that you're going to need to download their app and share all your private information to order even a single cup of coffee. THE FUTURE
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 132nd to Colonel Harland Sanders. In remembrance, all Food Tab buckets will be hung at half-mast today and all fingers half-licked
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Wow that cheap, they must have used a coupon
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Thu September 08, 2022
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
♫ Everybody here is out of sight. They don't growl and they don't bite. They keep things loose, they keep things light. Everybear was dancin' in the moonlight ♫
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(Chew Boom)
 
 
 
To get riggety riggety wrecked, son we need to go to Wendy's
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Legendary Detroit Coney Restaurant shut down in worst remake of Ratatouille ever
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Legendary Detroit Coney Restaurant shut down in worst remake of Ratatouille ever
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Person nearly starves to death waiting for her nuggets and cookie. Then, she gets the order. Two nuggets are missing, fries are cold and the drink is watered down. Waiting on Chick-fil-A to respond. Subs has an MRE from 1991 for these events
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Person nearly starves to death waiting for her nuggets and cookie. Then, she gets the order. Two nuggets are missing, fries are cold and the drink is watered down. Waiting on Chick-fil-A to respond. Subs has an MRE from 1991 for these events
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Fusion cuisine is back and more intense than ever. Kinda, now it's called 'Chaos Cooking'
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Some of the most interesting state foods, and the stories behind them. Subby wants more gumbo now
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Being arrested for buying meth and fentanyl outside of a fast food restaurant isn't the best career move, Ms. Head of the Louisiana State Board of Private Security Examiners
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Video review of new Brachs Tailgate candy corn mix, including flavors like fruit punch, popcorn, and hot dog. Yeah, it's as bad as you'd think
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Wed September 07, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's daughter passed away last week. I won't ask how to move past it because that's impossible. My question is this: At what point in your life were most of your loved ones alive simultaneously?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Family puts trash bin out for first time this year after living zero-waste lifestyle. Sunny would like to subscribe to their newsletter as he takes the trash out twice a week
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(Some 19-year TF'er)
 
 
 
I help run a food bank in New Orleans & our annual Rubber Duck Derby fundraiser is this weekend. $5 ducks for a chance at $5K & other fab prizes, & you don't have to be present to win. Huge thx to all Farkers who have supported us over the years
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"After three weeks travelling in Europe, I'm calling it - British food is the best." And he's serious
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hunger advocates want all school meals to be free for kids, but that's a tough sell for Republicans in Congress who would prefer that poor children starve as God intended
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(CNN)
 
 
 
To the left, what different places around the world do for breakfast. To the right, photos and recipes of your favorite morning foods
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(Grand Moff at)
 
 
 
Raffle items at the Dinosaur Stone Age Stampede include a couple of different guns. You can even win a handgun from a T-Rex; he's a small arms dealer
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mom, you're not gonna believe it. They got me again. Yeah, kidnapped. No, don't call the cops, just give them the money again
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Tue September 06, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meet Rahim Mohamed, AKA General Ock, a Red Hook, Brooklyn bodega owner who has become a TikTok meme by making classic sandwiches 'the Ocky way' ...by incorporating junk food from his store shelves
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Rick and Morty serve man
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Sustainable seafood group red-lists lobster. Guess what group -- in Maine -- says this isn't faaaaiiirrrr
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(NPR)
 
 
 
7 ideas to get Americans eating healthier. Not living in America strangely absent
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(El Dorado News-Times)
 
 
 
Paywall, shmaywall. All you need to read is the headline. Or final score
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Mon September 05, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Labor Day, Artsy- Crafty Farkers. Share the fruits of your creative efforts here in your weekly Art thread
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The latest thing you are doing wrong that could kill you: grilling
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby recovered a goldfish bowl about 10 inches tall and 3 inches wide. He wants to turn it into a terrarium. What's some good advice for someone who has never had a terrarium?
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Sat September 03, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is fish stew worth the 60-line ingredient list?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby just discovered oddball docu-series The Rehearsal. What worthwhile shows have you discovered recently that are months (or years) old that you missed when they first aired?
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(Taste of Home)
 
 
 
The best state fair foods from all 52 states
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Fri September 02, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Because they're nuts, that's why
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Because they're nuts, that's why
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Best of Baltimore gives people the worst of Baltimore
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fisherman survives by floating in freezer for 11 days without food and water after boat sank. It goes without saying that he isn't that good at fishing if the freezer was empty
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
It's BO Time in central Florida...whatever that means
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Thu September 01, 2022
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Tito's Vodka buys the farm. They grow more than 25 types of fruits and vegetables, and employees are allowed to take them home at no cost
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(Talk o' town)
 
 
 
There's a London in Canada, too
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ultra-processed foods are killing vast numbers of Americans. But you only have to worry if you eat prepackaged soups, sauces, frozen pizza, ready-to-eat meals, hot dogs, sausages, french fries, soda, cookies, cakes, candy, doughnuts, or ice cream
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(Reporter Herald)
 
 
 
My girlfriend shucked 37 ears. In a row
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Wed August 31, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Macaques brave enough
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Stop making crappy food on Labor Day and go for these 11 easy recipes of deliciousness
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I love you, food
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(DW)
 
 
 
In the West a cash cow is something that brings in a steady stream of money. Zimbabwe, where inflation hashiat2 192%, has returned to actual cash cows
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
They all taste pretty awful if we are being honest
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
They all taste pretty awful if we are being honest
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Tue August 30, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(NPR)
 
 
 
DC Comics: Well, what else would we recognize Latinos for besides their food?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Junk food hating 86-year-old grandpa makes his first trip to the Golden Arches to try a cheeseburger for the first time
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Mon August 29, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
"Graham crackers are famously free of mouse poop"
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
"Graham crackers are famously free of mouse poop"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Monday, Artsy and Crafty Farkers. This is your weekly Arting thread
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
This person tried both cruises and trains and they are quite similar. She will stick to the rails after trying both. Subby will go with planes, trains, and automobiles
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The failure of Hulk Hogan's Pastamania restaurant, explained. Not explained is what this is doing in the Food Tab
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Sun August 28, 2022
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
World O' Beans food cart starts off with a bang
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
The Texas State Fair food finalists have been announced, and you're gonna feel an artery clogging just from reading this
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Today on Sorted Food, the boys eat an awful lot of offal. LOL there's a sheep testicle suspended in jelly. Do you eat the nasty bits? Come, judge the Brits
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Classic TV, climate change, Oscar winners, and European geography are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, August 18-24: Mildly Amusing Edition
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Sat August 27, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman trapped in bathroom wrote a farewell note flushed with embarrassment
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Fri August 26, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Can plant-based fast food be as big as Mcdonald's? Well, Kevin Hart has put his money where his mouth is
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New lawsuit claims Whole Foods financially exploited its customers by charging significantly more for its meat products compared to competitors, under the guise that their products are healthier
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Woman pulls gun at Five Guys after being cut in line by Three Girls
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Thu August 25, 2022
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
If you're havin' bird problems I feel bad for you son / We got 99 budgies, so please adopt one
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(MIT)
 
 
 
Hey, let's go out for a bite to eat. My neurons are hungry
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
It's not the McDLT so no one cares
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1875, an Englishman swam across the English Channel, probably desperately searching for decent food
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
5 years ago Amazon bought Whole Foods for the prime price of $13.7bil. Here's what they delivered
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(Today)
 
 
 
It's less impressive when you find out they didn't need to be the people consuming the food or drink during the visit
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
"I recently updated my colander to an adjustable version that suspends across the sink, and it has fixed my problem." We can read you. We can tell you still have plenty of problems
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(Women's Snickers)
 
 
 
"Well, we taught the French to cook, you know. They ate like savages before we rescued them"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dollar General's success is throwing shade all over Dollar Tree. Dollar
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(The Register)
 
 
 
SELECT programming_language WHERE best_chance_to_get_job
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(Famadillo)
 
 
 
Facts About Corn has started trending in Google because a young boy went viral on Tik Tok
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Wed August 24, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
We found a state worse than Alabama or Mississippi - it's Missouri, which was the only state that opted out of the federal "Grab and Go" program for child meals, meaning hungry kids couldn't take free lunch away to eat elsewhere
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
We found a state worse than Alabama or Mississippi - it's Missouri, which was the only state that opted out of the federal "Grab and Go" program for child meals, meaning hungry kids couldn't take free lunch away to eat elsewhere
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fandom? Sports? Hmm, it's a plug for a restaurant, so Food it is
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Wendy's restaurants tainted by outbreak of toxic and potentially deadly Wendy's food. Also, E. coli
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Asda joins other supermarkets to remove 'best before' dates on fresh produce in effort to cut down on food waste. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Of course, the reason that dad has a supply of these wrappers tells me he doesn't like his own damned hamburgers, either
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Of course, the reason that dad has a supply of these wrappers tells me he doesn't like his own damned hamburgers, either
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(Lifehacker)
 
Hero
 
Add more B to your BLTM
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mealworms could give meaty taste to food, encourage vegetarianism
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Tue August 23, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Tex-Mex cuisine has seen better days, in fact it's on its death dinner table right now
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Cap'n Crunch keeps kids from going kookoo for cocoa puffs
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Happy National Cuban Sammich Day. These things are so good subby'd swim 90 miles for one
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tourist in swimming trunks posts holiday pictures of himself standing next to Russian Air Defense artillery - receives thanks from Ukranian Ministry of Defense
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Mon August 22, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
What do Amazon, the phone company, criminal defense lawyers, trash collectors, buses, trains and the UK's largest cargo port all have in common?
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(The Pioneer Woman)
 
 
 
So, it's near the end of summer but there is still a lot of fresh produce coming in. How would you like to have a new summer salad recipe in your back pocket? It's your Monday food discussion thread
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome, all creative Farkers, to the weekly Fark Arting Thread
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Inflation has become such a problem that Americans aren't even supersizing their fast food and desserts anymore
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Old guy avoids the farmers market and yet still manages to accidentally drive into hipster food vendor locale
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Water park shut down after fire damage
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dr. Ric Romero's long-awaited study results finally scientifically disprove that livestock dewormer is of any use against COVID-19
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Sun August 21, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Like chicken wings? Too bad
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New version of Firefox released
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
The average Californian would surrender five years off their life to continue eating fast food, and avoid five years of other Californians lecturing them about their diets
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Sat August 20, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Nothing more aggravating than being a parent hearing "back in my day"
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Considering what we were fed back in the '80s, one would seriously hope they'd be better today
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Car insurance, cocaine, offensive words, and other things you'll need in Florida are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, August 11-17: Stop Changing Stuff Edition
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(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
Where's the E Coli?
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Fri August 19, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
You should know that coffee and greasy food are not good for a hangover. What you really need to do is drink water and eat fruits, vegetables and boring carbs like oats
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(Patch)
 
 
 
What happens when you offer college football players free Door Dash deliveries? $450,000 later Rutgers has the answer
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(Patch)
 
 
 
What happens when you offer college football players free Door Dash deliveries? $450,000 later Rutgers has the answer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Federal Judge to Starbucks: "You will reinstate these Union Leaders you fired, or you're going to find out if this Death Star is fully operational"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Water here...Only a penny per bottle...Get your water here
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Should pineapple be on pizza? What about in Chicago-style casseroles? Why? Should subby pull the pin on this grenade and laugh? Here comes the cooking science
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Thu August 18, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
ProTip: You're doing it right. Keep it up
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them"
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4 p.m. Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine, Dill, Lucky & Phil Plait: Nuclear Robot Snake Vintage Food edition
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(Food Network)
 
 
 
The way this food writer cleanly peels eggs is shocking
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The hotly debated sandwich joins a long line of viral fast food items such as the "Christmas pizza from Pizza Hut UK " a "meat wall" burger from Burger King Japan and an Oreo and spam burger from McDonald's China"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
You will only hear these ten old-fashioned food terms in New England. Yes, there is more than chowdah and lobstah among this reason
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Wed August 17, 2022
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Monsanto Executive Threatens To Detonate Every Corncob In Nation Unless Demands Met
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(Fox 10 Mobile)
 
 
 
People in Ohio are real dicks
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Before a woman leaves for a trip, she sits down and explains to her boyfriend how to boil an egg and use a toaster. That sounds easy enough, right?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
UK inflation hits 40-year high. Thanks Biden
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Embrace the Darkness and it may let you live another day (as long as you have food)
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
You know what else climate change is going to do to the planet? It could force the Loch Ness Monster to go in search of food and lead to the discovery that it's real
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month July 2022 voting for Food
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Tue August 16, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
FDA gives the green light to over-the-counter aids for mild to moderate hearing loss, going on sale this fall
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
"Hot Tuna and the Egg Buns" is already my band name but you can still use "Two-Tone Loaf"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man throws cheeseburger at girlfriend with such force that when the sandwich struck the back of her head, the woman fell over the curb onto the ground. Yup, Florida
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your favorite food at a carnival or fair?
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Mon August 15, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kraft Heinz recommends that stores move Capri Suns to the cleaning product section until they can get a new batch out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
SoulCycle is closing 25% of its studios. Oh no, how sad
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a great day to create. Welcome, crafty Farkers, to your weekly Arting thread
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(Fox 16 Little Rock)
 
 
 
Home Run frozen pizzas strike out with its new heavy-metal meat pies
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Changing patients' blood types may boost kidney transplants, confuse foodie vampires
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut branded the UK's worst due to rude staff and food tasting like burnt rubber. How this is different from all the other Pizza Huts is unknown (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Oh for pho's sake, these are the most mispronounced food names. You Gouda believe me
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(Food Network)
 
 
 
Funny, I don't see a picture of two Chicken McNuggets
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(Some Burger Guy)
 
 
 
This really is why Steak n Shakes are disappearing. Mediocre food, maybe?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Monday Food Discussion: Nostalgia Edition. Share the WEIRDEST home creations you ate as a child. Or you still joyfully eat, haters be damned
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Today in things you're doing wrong: The five-second rule doesn't work, you farking slob
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Sun August 14, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Food Wars US vs. India: rather than simply be silently ashamed that America sent the Subway franchise to India, this video instead compares the Indian and US versions
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(The Takeout)
 
Weeners
 
In defense of canned weeners
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(The Takeout)
 
Weeners
 
In defense of canned weeners
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Sat August 13, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Restaurants, TV hucksters, social media personalities, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, August 4-10: Fraud Alert Edition
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Those spots in the spotted dick are about to get tastier
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Fri August 12, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
State employees are pressuring people to cut off food aid to anyone they deem insufficiently patriotic
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Scientists determine that the blue whale is not only the biggest animal in the world, but also the biggest animal that could live in the world. This is based on the amount of food an animal can eat combined with heart size limitations
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Gavin Newsom unveils dastardly plot to make California children fatter by giving them free school lunches
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
For a limited time, Sheetz will have 'galactic' donuts. They really are out of this world
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Looking at buying a different vehicle. What are your favorite websites to see cars and trucks for sale near you besides zombo.com
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Whole Foods CEO and co-founder John Mackey: "The socialists are taking over"
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Forks, tiny swords, screws - anything's a corn cob holder if you're brave enough
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Happy 90th, LEGO. Thanks for showing how things manufactured generations apart can still play well and be compatible with each other
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Food prices are skyrocketing, and Leon's getting . . . slimmer, probably
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Wed August 10, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Giant kitty cat will destroy^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H cuddle with us all (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Sponges 'sneeze' to unclog their internal filter systems, especially when they have the suds
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fechez la dynamite
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Tue August 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pitching a tent on public land is now a felony in Tennessee. That seems a bit sexist to Subby
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Yet another article about how you are wasting your money on vitamins and would be much better off spending that 3.39 cents per day on healthy food
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month June 2022 voting for Politics
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month June 2022 voting for Food
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month June 2022 voting for D'awww
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month June 2022 voting for Fandom
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month June 2022 voting for Entertainment
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Whole Foods founder plans chain of wellness centers and cafes where customers will ... I dunno ... overpay even after he sells the whole thing to Amazon?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Arting, Fark Artists. This is your weekly Fark Art thread
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(Independent)
 
 
 
If this ends up on the "Food" tab, then the answer is "yes, we should. Tastes like chicken?". If it ends up on the STEM tab, then the answer is "no, do you want them to go extinct again?"
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Candy corn-flavored salad dressing is now a thing. Photoshop another cross-promotional food abomination
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(Damn Delicious)
 
 
 
It's Monday Food Discussion Time: Let's love ALL the alliums. One farker has garden garlic like baseballs this year, I hear. Share your favorite foods with onion, garlic, shallots, chives, scapes, and such, PLEASE
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Sun August 07, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Covid lockdown sees 80,000 tourists trapped in China's version of Hawaii
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Will it be another day full of clownshoes or will the revised layout improve racing this year? Mclaughlin has the pole with Grosjean alongside. Forecast is hot with a chance of thunderstorms. This your Indycar Music City Grand Prix at 3pm EDT on NBC
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
You'll never have to deal with freezer burn if you never have any leftovers to put in the freezer *taps temple*
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
You'll never have to deal with freezer burn if you never have any leftovers to put in the freezer *taps temple*
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Summer cookouts
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Sat August 06, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Need some recommendations for wireless security cameras and doorbell please
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Bad amenities, bad names, bad boy rockers, and bad business are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz. July 28-August 3: Bad Luck Edition
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Day 164 of WW3: Russian rockets hit Ukrainian nuclear power plant, troops dig in to defend Sloviansk, grain shipments offer hope but not a fix to ongoing food crisis. This is your Saturday Ukraine War discussion thread
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Fri August 05, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Poundland customers complain steaks taste like leather and the jokes just write themselves (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Poundland customers complain steaks taste like leather and the jokes just write themselves (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Critics claim Cracker Barrel is 'caving in to woke culture' over introduction of vegan menu options
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the best bar you have been to?
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Thu August 04, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hungry whale swims upriver towards Paris, is apparently tired of English Channel food
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Investor to fund manager: "No, I meant throw out the Chinese FOOD"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Alex Jones ordered to pay approximately 5 days worth of shiatty prepper food sales
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's a soft drink available in the Con US which is sweet but not too sweet? Subby finds that 25-35g of sugar per 16oz is just about right, but his go-to has gone away
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Customer leaves one-star restaurant review because: A) Rodent activity. B) Food was cold. C) The barista at the café has Tourette's
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Think you're a Grillmaster? YOU'RE NO GRILLMASTER. Now stop doing these six things, and maybe we can talk
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(NPR)
 
 
 
OMG. You have a poorly drawn picture of your cat Luna posted to your Twitter account? I, too, have a poorly drawn picture of my cat, who is also named Luna. Let's get married
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Police open fire into crowd, injuring six. City of Denver responds by banning food trucks. Yes, really
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Red Lobster is giving away a year of free food to a lucky winner. Unfortunately, it's their food
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals. IM LIVID. This is your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Roo Tide
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Wed August 03, 2022
(ABC7 New York)
 
Hero
 
New Jersey passes sensible new small-brewery regulations which are surely not a gift to corporate beer conglomerates, because the Garden State has always been a shining beacon of ethical, noble governance. Subby got a 6-figure no-show job for the tag
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Don't throw away those little 'Do Not Eat' silica packets
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
How to best set up your grill, for food, not body parts
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
How to best set up your grill, for food, not body parts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Over the last 50 days gas prices have declined from arm and a leg to arm and a foot
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Inflation in Turkey rises to nearly 80%. See, that's why you don't use active yeast in your stuffing
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Frito Pie. Because Frito Cake would just be....wrong
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
"What's in it, Egg?"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A little cheese could help those of you with thin bones. Note the lack of "Food" tab - this is not a euphemism
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Trick your family into thinking that serving of Green Giant® Whole Niblets is really fresh corn on the cob
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Tue August 02, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Lifeguards have problem with breastfeeding woman at Missouri pool and it's not because they count that as outside food and drink
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(7 News Australia)
 
 
 
This is supposed to be a "disturbing" act with toilet paper caught on video at Woolworths?
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(RTHK News, Hong Kong)
 
 
 
Food expo bans eating, citing lessons learned letting visitors try the products during last month's gunshow
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(RTHK News, Hong Kong)
 
 
 
Food expo bans eating, citing lessons learned letting visitors try the products during last month's gunshow
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Whatacrash
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This sounds like the premise to a reboot of ALF
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby continues Jesus' work
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Mon August 01, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Not raining, not pouring. Now ground beef is soaring. Their pasture's dead, and scientists said, "Shouldn't have ignored our warnings"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman surprised after ants crawled inside Kindle and started ordering books. They needed more ant books (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida "bishop" arrested for selling a shortcut to the afterlife to his congregants
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Have you been using Banana Boat Hair and Scalp sunscreen spray? The good news: It probably did help protect you from skin cancer. The bad news: By giving you another kind of cancer instead
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(7 News Australia)
 
 
 
That's a nice "Free fruit for kids" display you have in the supermarket's produce section. It would be a shame if some adults kept eating from it. In fact, where doesn't this happen?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ugh. Here we go again: The nanny state is trying to force chicken processors to reduce the amount of salmonella in their product
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ugh. Here we go again: The nanny state is trying to force chicken processors to reduce the amount of salmonella in their product
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Weekly Fark Arting Thread. Share your art, hobbies, crafts, and inspirations
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(Cookie and Kate)
 
 
 
Epic Baba Ganoush: Rare eggplant Food Tab Trifecta in play, if only there was a way to mention summer peaches too
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
August brings us much peak season produce. A time of hot, hedonistic abundance. For Monday Food Discussion will you be eating melons and figs? Perfect sweet corn and peppers? Eggplant? What's on your plate in the dog days of late summer?
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
And some smeghead will send it back complaining it is cold
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Sun July 31, 2022
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Just in time to celebrate Oktoberfest, U.S. Space and Rocket Center reopens its Biergarten. Really, parents need someplace to go while their kids are in Space Camp
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman "wasn't prepared for the price" after ordering food that probably had the price right next to it when she ordered
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman "wasn't prepared for the price" after ordering food that probably had the price right next to it when she ordered
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Finally, a Guinness World Record all your neighborhood first-graders will care about
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Liverpool McDonald's to ban anyone under 18 from the restaurant after 5PM. This should go over well
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fence post that caused village to be evacuated to the left, posts asking what kind of fence post looks like a bomb to the right
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(Some Boujee Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: food trucks. New hotness: art gallery truck
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Sat July 30, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Cars, the moon, Indian cuisine, and food most people won't like are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 21-27: I Saw A Turtle Edition
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(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Biden tests positive for COVID-19. This is not a repeat from last week
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Fri July 29, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Hey kid, instead of that delicious chocolate oreo taco, how about a corn on the cob?" *kick to the nuts ensues*
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Because it's not enough to offer deep fried chicken, KFC is now offering a half-gallon of soda to expedite that heart attack
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
There's GOP cruel and then there's GOP we don't want to feed gay and trans kids cruel
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And today's winner of "Scumbag of the Day" goes to
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Writer calls world's-best-restaurants list "a curated collection of dining opinions amassed by judges who went on some very flashy press trips or were romanced by glitzy tourism boards." Any guess if he was invited?
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Writer calls world's-best-restaurants list "a curated collection of dining opinions amassed by judges who went on some very flashy press trips or were romanced by glitzy tourism boards." Any guess if he was invited?
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Thu July 28, 2022
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
I triple dog-dare you
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scientists discover dolphins are listening to kpop
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Live in Quebec? Have a pension fund? Do they invest in crypto? Like eating dog food in retirement?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Airliners are often compared to cattle cars, but that's COMPLETELY unfair. After all there are strict federal regulations that would prevent cattle from being held in a container for six hours in the summer sun with no food, water or air conditioning
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Wed July 27, 2022
(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
Fark: California wildfire. Dystopian Fark: Local militia serves food to California wildfire evacuees
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(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
You know the cost of living in Hawaii is crazy when the food truck guy has to build an apartment out of wooden pallets on top of his truck
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Shocking footage appears to confirm that McDonald's serves... wait this can't be true.. serves actual food for breakfast?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Worse than Brexit, McDonald's UK raises the price of a cheeseburger for the first time in 14 years
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(World Economic Forum)
 
 
 
For quantum to succeed, there needs to be a shift in mindset. Like what the fark does it actually mean?
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