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Mon May 10, 2021
(Popular Info)
 
 
 
You'll be shocked to know that Corporate PACs are already planning to sweep January 6th under the rug so they can resume donations to insurrectionist Republicans again
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Thu May 06, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Teen soccer player files suit against NWSL over age restrictions, saying she should be allowed to play at age 15
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Wed May 05, 2021
(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
Step 1: Stick cigarette in taco. Step 2: post photo to social media. Step 3: Hey, free food
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Once you're fully vaccinated, are you planning on catching up on all those doctor visits you put off because of the pandemic? Well, if you get your medical care from San Diego-based Scripps Health, you might need to wait a little longer
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Trial round two?
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Sun May 02, 2021
(Chess.com)
 
 
 
Anti-doping sanctions come to play at the world chess championship. Now the Russians can't use the Toss Magnus Carlsen Out the Window Gambit
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A slap in the face from Mexico, courtesy of GM
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Super Bowl champion turned professional fisherman was found sleeping with the fishes
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Good news: AirTags that have not paired locally with an iPhone in three days will emit a sound, so your stalker will only be able to track your every move for 72 hours
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Who knew contracting with a staffing agency for contact tracing who pays their "consultants" minimum wage would result in unsecured personal data being readily available?
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Thu April 29, 2021
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Police officer, "You don't understand...he stole a CHICKEN"
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Who knew that trading away a star player for magic beans and having the worst record in baseball is a bad way to keep your job?
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
You have to admit...they did get their name out
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Canadian Football League)
 
 
 
CFL moves goalposts on start to 2021 season. Not sure if it's to the back of the endzone or up at the 10 yard line. Subby will keep you posted
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
The GOP is banning foster care for immigrant children, with Nebraska's governor and South Carolina's governor making it illegal for residents to foster sundered children
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Military advisors: Only by staying forever will we win the Forever War. That's a heck of a catch
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Mon April 12, 2021
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
The most essential law ever for people living in Ohio has just taken effect. Drink up, Buckeyes
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Sat April 10, 2021
(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
Somewhere in Virginia is an Amazon data center that runs 70% of the Internet, according to the man who was arrested for attempting to blow it up
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Fri March 26, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
A lifeguard tower painted with the LGBTQ pride colors, has been burned intentionally. The mayor responded with the following statement. "Lifeguards are going to replace and repaint the tower, and be rebuilt 'even gayer.'"
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
California's cunning plan to dumb down phishing training for State employees is already yielding big returns
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Tue March 16, 2021
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
With two arrests in as many days, and seven so far this year, county Sheriff's office is on track to have thirty arrests in 2021. Fark: among its own deputies
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Sat March 13, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
They made fun of him for buying land in Florida that was underwater. Well look who's laughing now
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Sat March 06, 2021
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Eastern, Central, Mountain, New Mexico, Pacific, Alaska, and Hawaii-Aleutian Standard Times
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida, teacher, nudes, former students, and for some reason the last thing mentioned is she's the ex of a reporter at another Florida TV station
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo fact checker calls out yet another lyin' liberal, this time John Kerry for saying we only have 9 years left to fix global warming when in fact we could take more time, but everything would be harder. NAILED HIM
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Instead of mid-March, National Guard troops may be staying in D.C. until fall. It's like they learned their exit strategy in Iraq
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
In Texas everyone's staying off the roads as requested and who the fark believes that?
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Thu February 11, 2021
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Have a car accident while driving for DoorDash or GrubHub? Your insurance probably won't cover you
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Mon February 08, 2021
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Anti-masker misunderstands constitutional rights
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
AT&T's internet has failed one homeowner so badly that he had to take out a full page ad in a newspaper to get faster porn
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oh, Qevin
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Fri January 29, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Rita Ora has lost around 220,000 Instagram followers as furious fans remove her from their feed in the wake of her lockdown-flouting 30th birthday bash. ♫It's my party and I'll cry if I want to♫
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Thu January 28, 2021
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
New Vegas mod taken offline as it was discovered one of the contributors made a worse artistic choice than casting Matthew Perry
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Thu January 21, 2021
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Army National Guard helicopter crashes south of Rochester, New York. Multiple casualties reported. Story developing
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